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(alarm blaring)
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Adult adam: There's only
one reason a teenage girl
leaps out of bed
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This happy on a school day...
First love.
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For my sister,
it was our neighbor
across the street...
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Drew kremp.
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And, man, oh, man,
things got real serious
real fast.
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Listen, I know
we've only been dating
for a few weeks,
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But there's something
I've got to ask you.
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Huh?
Erica elizabeth goldberg,
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Will you...
My middle name's dorothy,
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But that... That's okay.
Uh, whatever you're gonna say,
just say it.
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Will you wear
my varsity jacket?
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(laughs) yes!
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Yes, I will!
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Adult adam:
The varsity jacket...
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The high-school equivalent
of a marriage proposal.
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Oh, my god.
It's like a slipper...
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Like a glass slipper,
but it's not!
It's a jacket!
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Adult adam:
My moody, angry sister
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Had somehow been replaced by
a giddy, love-struck teenager.
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Mmm! Mom, so good.
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I don't say this enough,
but I love tacos.
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And I love my family.
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Adult adam:
We called it
the time of great peace.
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For some, it was confusing.
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I think she's on drugs.
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A-are you hopped up
on goofballs?
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You're the cutest!
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Adult adam:
We've all been there.
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It's the happiest time
in a young person's life.
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Your head's in the clouds,
and nothing will
bring you down...
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(horns blaring)
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Oh. Sorry!
Have a great day.
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(sobbing)
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Except when
your first love
dumps your ass
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For no reason at all.
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Boopie, what's wrong?
What is it?
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Come, sit. Tell mama.
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(whining indistinctly)
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What are you saying?
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(whining)
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Are you physically hurt?
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(whimpering)
did someone drop
something on you?
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And then... And then...
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And then...
I can't understand you.
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(sobbing)
she said drew kremp
drove her home today
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In his sweet mustang
and dumped her
out of nowhere.
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(whining)
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How the hell did
you understand her?
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As most of you know,
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I've, uh, spent a majority
of my life hysterical
and emotionally
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Out of control.
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I speak the language.
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(whimpering)
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She'd like some hot tea
with a little bit of honey.
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And with that,
the time of great peace
descended
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Into the age of darkness.
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My strong, independent sister
turned into an irrational
hot mess.
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She moped in her room.
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She sobbed in her car.
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(horns blaring)
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And she wept through dinner.
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Sweetie, you have to eat.
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Food reminds me of drew.
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He used to eat food.
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Baby, if you don't eat,
then I have failed
as a mother.
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Then you have failed.
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We all have failed.
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Just take them!
Just take the tots!
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Peanut, believe me,
it's his loss.
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I am dead inside,
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And that's what you say
to me?
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She said
she's dead inside...
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I know what she said!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ but nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ but the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was April 29,
1980-something,
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And barry and I
were strolling
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Into the one place
that gave us
pure joy like no other.
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That's right...
The arcade.
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We're home.
Al: Here you go, boys.
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Have fun
with your beep-bop-boop.
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Back then, you couldn't just
download a game to your phone.
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You needed a roll of quarters
and nerves of steel.
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First we'd play the classics
like "pac-man" and
"centipede."
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Then we'd blow most of our
quarters on "dragon's lair."
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How'd they get a cartoon
into a video game?
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You're so dumb.
They pour it in the top.
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But our jam was "zaxxon."
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It was the greatest game
ever made...
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Until they made a better one.
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(bell clanging)
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It was called "punch-out!"
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It combined everything
my brother loved...
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Video games, sports,
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And graphic,
senseless violence.
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We're gonna get to know
each other real good.
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While we were lost
in our world of video games,
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My mom was gonna help erica
get clarity on the break-up.
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She went across the street
to virginia kremp,
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Her best friend
and drew's mother.
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Hi!
Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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How's erica holding up?
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Ugh, she's a mess.
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How's drew?
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He's great.
Hmm?
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I mean, you know, he's good.
He's... He's fine.
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He just went to
the water park,
which is...
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Where he goes
when he's sad.
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That way
no one can see his tears.
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You know, it would
really help erica
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If you could just tell me
what happened.
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Ooh, I'm not sure
that's our business, bev.
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Isn't it, though?
Hmm...
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Mmm. Mmm...
Mmm?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Ohh.
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I just think that drew
needs some time alone
to figure himself out.
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Well, do you think
he'll have himself figured out
in the next two days or so?
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Probably not.
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Oh, just
one more quick question...
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Uh, what is the name
of drew's new bimbo?
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Beverly,
there's no one.
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So you're saying that drew's
made a terrible mistake,
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And it's just gonna be
a matter of time
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Before he comes
crawling back?
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Hmm...
Mmm?
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Mmm-mmm.
Uh...
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Mmm-mmm.
Well, you better tell drew
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Not to take too long
to figure things out
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'cause, uh, erica's got
a lot of guys coming around.
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Lot of guys.
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And one girl.
(chuckles)
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She's not gonna
do anything about that,
but, uh... Still flattering.
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Think about it.
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Barry had
spent the past week
trying to beat "punch-out!"
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Just one problem...
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He was out of quarters
and had grown desperate.
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A penny?
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Worthless!
It's the garbage of money!
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(penny clatters)
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Hey!
Pops-aroni, looking good.
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Did you lose some weight
or just get a haircut?
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Oh, what can I say?
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I've been hit
by the handsome stick.
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Well, you look like
a million bucks.
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Speaking of a million bucks,
can you float me a $20?
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Is this for
the arcade again?
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This is the fourth time
this week.
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I got to cut you off, kiddo.
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You can't cut me off.
You're my grandfather!
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You're supposed
to give me
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Unconditional
love and money
until you pass!
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I got three chicks
on the string right now.
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I got to manage
my cash flow.
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Be selfish.
I'll find money
somewhere else.
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Hey, ad-rock!
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What do you say
we go down to the arcade?
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It'll only cost you $20.
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Sorry, I got a spelling test
tomorrow.
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Why are you being
such a (bleep)
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy! Easy! Easy!
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Sorry.
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Lost my cool.
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I'm fine.
Okay.
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I got money.
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I'll just cash in
the $100 bond
you gave me last year.
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That doesn't mature
for another 10 years.
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It's hardly worth anything
right now.
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You're a filthy liar,
old man!
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Nope.
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I did it again.
Lost my cool.
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I'm just...
Constantly thinking
about that game.
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You know
what I'm saying?
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It's cool.
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It's cool. It's cool.
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(sighs)
what are you
guys watching?
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I'm gonna go take a walk.
I'm gonna go take a walk.
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Hey, dale.
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Guess who cashed in
his $100 bond
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And is now sitting on
6 bucks of cold,
hard change.
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I don't care.
(sighs)
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(sighs)
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That's the stuff.
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Figuring himself out?
What does that even mean?
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It means it's not you.
It's him.
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Please.
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That's what people always say,
and it's total bullcrap.
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Please believe me.
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You're tearing me apart.
I can't see you this sad.
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Just tell me
you're better.
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I'm not better.
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My mood ring's been black
for three days!
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Then fake it...For me.
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I wore my nightgown
to school today.
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I'm in agony.
I can't take it anymore.
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Wow. Way to make it
about you, mom.
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No, no, no.
This is not about me.
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It's about you feeling better
so I can feel better.
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Make me feel better.
Better?
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All I know
is that I can't
feel any worse.
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(tires screeching)
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(gasps)
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Are you kidding me?
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Shame on you,
virginia kremp!
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You told me
there was nobody else!
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Right to my face,
you told me!
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Oh, my god!
Tracy sullivan?
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Are you
freaking kidding me?
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When I asked you if
you thought she was pretty,
you said, "nah."
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You said, "nah"!
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He was just
trying to spare her.
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So that's what you meant
when you said he needed
to figure himself out?
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Both: I was just trying
to spare your feelings!
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Well, here's your stupid
varsity jacket back!
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Use it to cover up
tracy's stupid face!
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Yeah!
Sorry, tracy, I know
this isn't about you.
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Yeah!
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I can't believe
that this is happening.
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Nope.
Put those tissues
down, missy.
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I'm gonna fix this.
You know how?
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Mama's gonna find you
someone better.
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That's right.
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There are plenty
of other fish in the sea.
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(hisses)
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I'll go.
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Erica had gone
through six pans of brownies
since the break-up.
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Fortunately, my dad stepped in
to help with words of wisdom.
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Hi, peanut.
Hmm.
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Uh, I'm gonna shut
this off.
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(grunts)
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Look, every time
I try and cheer you up,
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I end up saying
the wrong thing.
(grunts)
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So this time
I'm not gonna
say anything.
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I'm gonna let an old friend
do the talking for me.
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Sting.
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"if you love somebody,
set them free."
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Wise words,
don't you think?
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You know what I think?
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What are you doing?
Why would you do that?
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Who does that?
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Murray, what are you doing?
Why are you in here?
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I had good intentions!
I went to my guy at sam goody.
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00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:54,326
His name is randy,
and he's getting over
someone, too.
249
00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,127
She's a wild animal.
250
00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:58,463
Don't help! Get!
251
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,632
He's right.
252
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,335
Look at me.
I'm an animal.
253
00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,769
(garbled)
I'm an animal.
254
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,339
Stop that.
Stop it!
But...
255
00:10:07,341 --> 00:10:10,141
Lainey's birthday is tonight,
and, damn it, you're going.
256
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,744
No way.
Lainey's your best friend.
257
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,846
Well, lainey's
also friends with tracy,
258
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:15,981
Which means
that drew will be there.
259
00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:17,949
Even better.
And you want
to know why?
260
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:22,687
They are gonna freak
when you walk into that
restaurant with a college guy.
261
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,321
What college guy?
262
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,625
I was at dr. Kaczander's
earlier, and it seems his son,
bruce,
263
00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,293
Is single and
ready to mingle.
264
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:31,696
I am not going out
with your podiatrist's son
named bruce.
265
00:10:31,698 --> 00:10:33,565
He goes to penn,
he's a classics major,
266
00:10:33,567 --> 00:10:37,002
And he drives a way
cooler car than drew.
267
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:40,238
Cooler than a mustang 5.0?
268
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,373
Yes. A saab.
269
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:43,541
A saab?
What the hell is that?
270
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:44,442
It's swedish.
It's sporty.
271
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,612
It's got a key in the middle,
next to the armrest.
272
00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,480
It's like a spaceship.
273
00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:50,382
Drew is gonna see you
with that college hunk,
274
00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:53,752
Go crazy with jealousy,
and regret treating you
this way.
275
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,689
And with that,
beverly goldberg's matchmaking
skills saved the day.
276
00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,224
Amazingly, bruce,
the podiatrist's son,
277
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:03,495
Was an uncanny mix
of patrick swayze
and patrick dempsey.
278
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,731
Not even drew kremp
could deny it.
279
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:07,832
Hi. This is bruce.
280
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,868
He's in college.
Look at him.
281
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,836
You...
Can sit next to me.
282
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,438
Scoot. Scoot. Down.
283
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,706
You must be lainey.
Yes.
284
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:18,743
I brought you
a little something
for your birthday.
285
00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:19,444
It's my favorite sake.
286
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:22,347
He has a favorite sake, yeah,
and he drives a saab.
287
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,683
As erica's surprise for drew
was paying off,
288
00:11:24,685 --> 00:11:28,620
Pops and I had a surprise
of our own for barry.
289
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,123
Hey.
290
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,958
Barry,
please have a seat.
291
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,693
What's going on?
292
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:39,764
Well, we're all here
because we love you
and we care about you
293
00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,933
And we want to see you
get better.
294
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:42,634
It's an intervention.
295
00:11:42,636 --> 00:11:45,203
We invited
all your friends over
to tell you how we feel.
296
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,673
But only roger's here.
I was the 10th person
they called.
297
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,841
Shut up, roger.
Hmm.
298
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:54,946
(sighs) listen, you've been
spending way too much
time at the arcade.
299
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:55,714
You're on edge.
300
00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:58,183
You've been neglecting
your schoolwork.
301
00:11:58,185 --> 00:11:59,684
You stopped showering.
302
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:00,952
Who showers every day?
303
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:04,122
What am I, the governor?
This is ridiculous!
304
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:07,158
I don't have the problem.
You have the problem.
305
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,093
What problem do we have?
306
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,861
You're addicted
to being jerks!
307
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,996
I can quit the arcade
any time I want.
308
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:16,768
Barry, you're
scrounging around
for quarters right now.
309
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,603
No, I'm not.
310
00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:23,108
I was looking for this fork.
'cause I'm gonna eat
coleslaw.
311
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,343
Does that mean
I'm addicted
to coleslaw, too?
312
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,412
I don't know.
I don't care anymore.
313
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,147
This whole thing's
gotten very weird.
314
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,783
Barry, please.
You cashed in your bonds.
315
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,620
You emptied your piggy bank.
You sold your baseball cards.
316
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,123
This arcade's
eating you alive.
317
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:38,990
We care about you, dude.
318
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:42,727
We want you around
for a long time.
Roger! Go!
319
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,697
Maybe you're right.
320
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,766
Maybe I do have a problem.
321
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:48,700
There you go.
322
00:12:48,702 --> 00:12:51,870
Just know
we're always
here for you.
323
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,739
We love you, kiddo.
I won't let you down.
324
00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:55,406
But he did.
325
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,741
And the first place
barry went...
326
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,310
My room,
in search of pocket change.
327
00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,512
Something.
Just something.
328
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:04,349
But what he found
was way more valuable.
329
00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,086
How much
will you give me for this?
330
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:08,953
Three bucks.
What?
331
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:11,089
I stole it from my brother.
He said it's priceless.
332
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,258
Oh, it's hot.
Sorry, I'm not interested.
333
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,294
Dude, what kind of weird,
honest pawn shop is this?
334
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:19,197
The grown-up kind
that sells things
that grown-ups want...
335
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:21,533
Like engagement rings
and guns.
336
00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:22,267
Come on. 10 bucks.
337
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,702
Some nerd will pay
top dollar for this.
338
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,137
Really?
No landing gear.
339
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,206
The gun turret's cracked.
And no radar disc.
340
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:30,842
How would this thing ever do
the kessel run in 12 parsecs?
341
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,110
I don't know
what any of that
means, okay?
342
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,379
Just give me a few quarters,
and I'll go away.
343
00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:37,215
As barry pawned away
the last shred of his dignity,
344
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,485
Erica's date
was really
starting to sizzle.
345
00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,854
Would anyone
like a refill
on their soda?
346
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,122
It's actually
my 21st birthday.
347
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,857
So how about
mai tais
all around?
348
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,227
Well, the balloon says
you're 17,
so how about no?
349
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,528
Well, I'm not 17.
350
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,665
Eight mai tais, please.
All for me.
It's been a tough week.
351
00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:57,535
Yeah, college is really hard
'cause he's in college.
352
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:58,970
Now, who wants sake?
353
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,471
No, thanks.
I don't drink.
354
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,641
Whoa.
Who brought
the wet blanket?
355
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,142
(laughing)
356
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,745
No, I don't drink
when there's
a table of cops next to us.
357
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:08,813
There's what now?
358
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,648
I don't even know this girl,
all right?
359
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,584
My dad
is her mom's podiatrist!
360
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:14,085
The only reason
I agreed
to go out with her
361
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,154
Is 'cause he said
I could use his saab!
362
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:20,024
Well, that's
a real sob story,
am I right?
363
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,892
(both laugh)
364
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,927
You're such an ass,
drew.
365
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:25,230
I love you.
366
00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:27,165
What?
Nothing.
367
00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,270
Adult adam:
Meanwhile, at the arcade,
barry was jonesing
368
00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:33,271
To beat "punch-out!"
369
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:36,374
Unfortunately,
it was beating him.
370
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:39,277
Focus, barry! Focus!
371
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,379
Beat it, lyle.
You're bad luck.
372
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,313
(crowd cheering)
373
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,216
This was it...
The last quarter.
374
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,485
One final shot at glory.
375
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:50,555
What happened
next was legendary.
376
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:50,989
Yes! Yes!
377
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,859
That single quarter
lasted barry 20 minutes.
378
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:55,727
Go! Let's go!
379
00:14:55,729 --> 00:15:00,698
He was a man possessed,
knocking out glass joe,
bald bull, pizza pasta.
380
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,301
There was no one
who could take
my brother down.
381
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:06,571
Yes! Yes! Yes!
No one except...
382
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,339
(machine powers down)
383
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:09,607
No!
384
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,175
...Me.
385
00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:12,110
What did you do?
386
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,712
What did you do?
My millennium falcon's gone.
387
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,348
Did you really think
I wouldn't notice?
388
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,049
Kind of.
389
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,083
Why didn't you sell
something of yours,
390
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,418
Like your signed
moses malone jersey?
391
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:23,021
Dude,
I could never sell that.
I'd miss it too much.
392
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:27,125
You know what,
even with all
the crap you do,
393
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,327
I still look up to you.
394
00:15:29,828 --> 00:15:31,829
Not anymore.
395
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:34,098
Adam, wait.
396
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,800
Adult adam:
It was game over
for my brother.
397
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:40,038
He'd hit rock bottom and
finally ran out of options...
398
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,041
And quarters.
399
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,442
After watching her date
get arrested,
400
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,911
Erica had to call home
for a ride.
401
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,979
Murray: There you are.
402
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:50,548
Your mom and I
couldn't decide
403
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,917
Who you'd be more
annoyed to see.
404
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,987
We talked about it
for a while,
and here I am.
405
00:15:55,989 --> 00:16:00,525
Good.
'cause I don't ever
want to talk to her again.
406
00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,827
Stupid,
beautiful podiatrist's son.
407
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,330
Your mom means well.
Man: Hey!
408
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,531
(grill sizzles)
409
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,300
Um, we're not
gonna be eating
anything.
410
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,369
Thank you. Yeah.
411
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:11,970
But the thing is...
412
00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,405
If you're gonna say
another lame dad cliche,
413
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,974
I will literally
press your face
414
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,042
Against this hot,
sizzling grill.
415
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:18,810
No, no, I believe you.
416
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,045
But I really want you
to hear this.
Man: Hey! Hey!
417
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,581
Hey, um, listen,
you don't understand.
418
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:26,351
I'm trying
to talk to my...
419
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,585
Is that shrimp?
Hey!
420
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,487
All right, you know what,
I'd love some shrimp,
421
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,689
But keep
the schtick down.
422
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,291
So, when I was your age,
423
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,427
My first girlfriend
dumped me out of the blue.
424
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,430
I spent the whole summer
with the shades drawn,
425
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:42,767
Eating zagnut bars,
and watching
old horror movies.
426
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,037
I was miserable
and heartbroken.
427
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,406
(imitating
heart pounding)
428
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,675
Knock it off.
429
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,312
The point is that
I know there's
no easy fix here,
430
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,682
But all you need
is time.
431
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:58,850
How much time?
432
00:16:58,852 --> 00:16:59,484
I don't know.
433
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:03,488
But I promise you
that one day you're
gonna wake up,
434
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,157
And it just
won't hurt as much.
435
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,493
I hope so.
436
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,395
Thanks, daddy.
437
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,030
Really?
I helped you?
438
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,998
Yeah, I am just
as surprised as you are.
439
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,433
Well,
you're gonna be just fine.
440
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,635
You are.
And just remember...
441
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,104
It's getting kind of loud,
all right?
442
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,806
It's still...
It's not, uh...
443
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,374
I don't think
he understands.
444
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:28,780
Little did we know
erica wasn't the only
one ready to accept some help.
445
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:30,715
Hi.
446
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,017
My name
is barry norman goldberg.
447
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,252
I'm addicted to
arcade games.
448
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:37,955
We don't want to hear it.
Hey, cut him some slack,
kiddo.
449
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:41,893
The first step is admitting
you got a problem.
450
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,494
And I think
I can help you.
451
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,431
(huey lewis and the news'
"the power of love" plays)
452
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,532
There you go.
453
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,300
What the hell
is that for?
454
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,903
You love that boxing game,
right?
455
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,739
Why not try
the real thing?
456
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,974
I don't know, pops.
457
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,910
It's not the same.
458
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:01,179
Save you a lot of quarters.
459
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,781
Huh! Huh!
460
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,651
(grunting)
461
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,124
I certainly don't look
bad doing this.
462
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,592
What happened?
463
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,830
The trick with
any addiction is replacing it
464
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:20,465
With a healthy alternative.
465
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,933
Adult adam:
That's the thing
about family.
466
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:24,969
No matter what,
they're always there for you.
467
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,737
I know
this may sound crazy,
468
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,674
But I'm pretty sure I'm gonna
become champion of the world.
469
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:33,111
Even when
you're at your worst.
470
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:37,181
Well, how'd it go?
Was she mad?
How mad was she?
471
00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,349
Does she hate her mama?
472
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:42,019
Huh, relax. I think
she's starting to feel better.
473
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:43,054
This feels right!
474
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:46,457
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no!
475
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,693
(laughs)
476
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,695
Erica, stop.
477
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,563
Really?
What?
478
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,198
She's healing.
479
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,300
What is going on?
480
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,535
The wind!
481
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,838
We'll write you a check.
We'll write you a check.
482
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,776
Adult adam:
Sometimes you need
them to bail you out.
483
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,146
And sometimes you need them
to not say a thing.
484
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,948
They just need to be there.
485
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:18,489
Turns out
my dad was right.
486
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,290
(alarm blaring)
487
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,625
All erica
needed was a little time.
488
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,862
One day,
she woke up and...
It just didn't hurt anymore.
489
00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:28,466
That's the great thing
about first loves.
490
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,133
They're not the last.
491
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:33,137
And just like that
the age of darkness
was over.
492
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:36,541
As for barry, he went
from scrounging for change...
493
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:37,508
...To making some changes.
494
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,577
I want to
buy that spaceship back.
495
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,245
$50.
(groans)
496
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:43,948
I was afraid
this might happen.
497
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:48,619
How much will you give me
for this signed
moses malone jersey?
498
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:53,658
My falcon!
You got it back?
499
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,826
Dude! Get off me!
500
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:57,395
If you touch
my torso again,
501
00:19:57,397 --> 00:20:00,798
I will smash your spaceship
with my hands.
502
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,601
(imitating blasters firing)
503
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:07,905
Hey, chewbacca!
504
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,442
Yo, nerd!
Every rocky needs his mickey.
505
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,377
Come train me.
506
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,346
Come on.
507
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,481
Sure I got my
millennium falcon back,
508
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,184
More barry was back
to being barry.
509
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:24,989
And this game of "punch-out!"
beat every arcade in town.
510
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,058
Aah! Whoo!
511
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:31,662
Man: I'm filming now.
512
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,464
(dinging)
513
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,133
The ultimate
in four-wheel drive.
514
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,236
(dinging)
515
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,937
(laughs)
516
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,374
Ginny,
I think it's a good thing
517
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,609
That drew and erica
didn't work out, you know?
518
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:50,414
The last thing we need
is their relationship
to come between us, you know?
519
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:51,015
Totally.
520
00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:54,318
Can I tell you something,
but you have to promise
not to tell another soul?
521
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,654
I would never.
(sighs)
522
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:57,488
Tracy kissed john martino.
523
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,459
Drew is a mess,
and now he won't even
use his water-park pass.
524
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,060
Oh, my god.
525
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,829
So awful.
526
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:08,566
Are you...
Are you walking faster?
527
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,534
No, are you slowing down?
528
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,771
Stop...
Stop picking up
the pace, bev.
529
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:14,905
Stop it! (gasps)
530
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,608
You are clearly
going to tell erica!
531
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,411
I can't hear you.
You're too far behind.
532
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,047
You're running!
You are running!
533
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,282
Stop running!
534
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:26,917
This is
just my natural gait.