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Adult adam:
Ferris bueller's day off.
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The epic '80s teen movie
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By the epic '80s
teen movie director,
john hughes.
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Ferris was effortlessly
cool, confident
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And charismatic,
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And every teenage boy
wanted to be him,
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Especially me and barry.
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Barry and adam with tv:
You're abe froman?
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That's right.
I'm abe froman.
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The sausage king
of chicago?
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Yeah. That's me.
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(both chuckling)
oh my god.
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Ferris is so awesome.
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One day, I'm gonna eat
in a fancy restaurant.
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And one day, I'm
gonna be able to
pull off this beret,
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Just like ferris.
Never!
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Only I can pull that off!
Give me mom's beret!
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Adult adam: Yep,
we constantly fought about
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Which one of us
was most like ferris.
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Are you kidding me
right now?
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In what world
are you the ferris?
Barry: Duh.
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We're both cool,
we both date
hot ladies,
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And we both have
horrible sisters.
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All of that applies
to me, too.
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(scoffs) if anything,
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You're the sickly,
goober best friend,
cameron.
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Me?
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You're the emotional wreck
who wears a hockey jersey
all the time.
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That's classic
cameron, dude.
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Don't you dare call me
"the cameron", cameron!
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I'm ferris, bro.
Deal with it.
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Deal with this.
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(toilet flushes)
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Oh my god!
Oh my god!
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Adult adam:
But in reality,
I wasn't ferris.
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I was this.
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Hey, guys! Want to
be in the school's
video time capsule?
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It'll be a learning tool
for future generations.
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Yeah, you're
a learning tool
for all generations.
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(all laughing)
good one.
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Dude, enough
with the camera.
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It's creepy and
intrusive and weird.
Just like you.
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Thank you
for the feedback.
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Adult adam:
While I knew
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I was miles from ferris,
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Barry lived in
a straight up fantasyland.
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'sup, math club?
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Calcu-later!
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'sup, band geeks?
Staying out of treble?
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I have no idea
who you are.
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Hey, lover girl!
How ya been?
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Awful. I just got voted
onto the homecoming court.
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We made it?
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Yes! I'm gonna
need a big crown,
you know,
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'cause I have
a huge head.
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Oh, wow.
You really, um,
misread that badly.
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You lost,
like, big-time.
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Anthony balsamo won
in a landslide.
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Barry: Wait.
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You and your
dreamy ex-boyfriend
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Are sharing a float
in the parade?
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Together?
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That's the most
romantic of all modes
of transportation!
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Chill! We were
a disaster when
we dated.
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We never talked.
All we did was make out.
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This is not
getting better!
Erica: Um...
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You're on
the homecoming court?
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I thought we agreed
it was for stupid,
lame losers.
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(scoffs) it's totally
for stupid, lame losers.
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Then why
are you doing it?
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I wanted to
be a part of it.
Yeah, well, so do I!
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But you're not
supposed to admit it.
So... Are we...
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Still sure that
I didn't win?
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Both: Yes!
All right.
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I'm gonna go help
make the float.
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So lame and fun.
(squeals)
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Ugh!
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This sucks!
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I can't compete
with anthony balsamo.
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He's a dreamboat.
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Well, if it makes
you feel better,
you and lainey
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Lasted way longer
than I thought.
Well...
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I'm gonna be even
more dreamboatier
than anthony balsamo.
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I'm gonna be...
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Ferris bueller.
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It's time I have
an epic day off.
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Good luck, knob.
Mom will catch you
in 2 seconds.
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Spoken like ferris'
shockingly unlikable
sister, jennifer grey.
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I want out
of this family.
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That's literally something
jennifer grey says.
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(oh yeah by yello playing)
a day off is exactly
what I need
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To get my mojo back.
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Life moves pretty fast.
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If you don't stop
and look around
once in a while,
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You could miss it.
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(music stops)
again, dude, I don't
know who you are.
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I'm ferris bueller!
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God! Read a book!
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¶ bow, bow
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¶ chik, chika-chika ¶
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Adult adam:
It was April 27,
1980, something,
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And my loving smother
was walking in
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On yet another mess
she had to clean up.
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I was gone
for 2 minutes!
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What the hell
happened in here?
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We wanted
milkshakes,
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And we couldn't
find the lid
to the blender,
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So we just used
barry's hands.
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It did not work.
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The lid was right here.
You didn't even look for it.
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I don't know
why I put up with you. I...
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Both: "I could have
been a lawyer."
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Adult adam: My mom used
that catchphrase to remind us
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Of the imaginary career
she'd given up to raise us.
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Shh!
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Stop folding
so loudly!
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We can't
hear the tv!
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You know, I did not
sign up for this.
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I could've been a lawyer!
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This is the third time
I'm calling you
down for dinner!
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Stop ignoring
your mother!
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I could've been a lawyer!
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You know I could
have been a lawyer?
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Don't get fresh.
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I've given up everything
for you people.
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No offense,
but being a lawyer's
like a whole thing,
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And you only went to
one semester of college.
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I don't believe this.
I would like nothing more
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Than to be out there
in the workforce
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With my shoulder padded
power suit
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And my thermos
full of homemade soup...
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Maybe chicken noodle
or maybe a nice bisque.
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Or stew.
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Probably stew.
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And we're back
to cooking again.
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Admit it. You complain
about doing mom stuff,
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But you secretly
love it.
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I'll have you know
that virginia kremp
has been trying
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To get me to work part time
at the flower shop for years,
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And I think it's time
I finally take her up on it.
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As of tomorrow,
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I will officially
start my second job.
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What's your first job?
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Being a mom!
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(chuckling)
unbelievable.
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Tomorrow,
I am going to work,
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No matter what happens.
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How could this happen?
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Murray, feel his hands.
They're cold and clammy.
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I don't want
to get sick.
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(sighs) I'm fine.
I'll get up.
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Not a chance, mister.
(sighs)
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Don't you worry.
Mama's gonna stay
right here
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And nurse you
back to health.
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No! I mean...
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(softly) no.
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Are you seriously
buying this bullcrap?
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I mean, he told me
in school
he would do this.
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He's faking it
like ferris bueller.
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Erica?
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Is that you?
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Please don't be
upset with me.
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You have your health.
Be thankful.
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That's literally a line
from the movie!
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Please just
watch the movie.
It's all in the movie.
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We don't have
time to watch
movies right now.
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Clearly, your
brother is very sick
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And needs
his rest.
(mouthing)
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Now go eat breakfast
and get to school. Move!
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(erica scoffs)
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Bevy, it's your
first day of work.
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I'm not gonna
let the moron ruin it.
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I'll stay with him,
okay?
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But he needs
constant care.
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All you'll do
is loaf around
in your chair,
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Watch hours
of television,
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And eat whatever
you want.
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Adult adam:
In that moment, my dad
realized my mom was right.
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This could be
his day off, too.
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I'm incredibly offended.
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Just to prove
you wrong,
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I will stay with
barry all day!
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Oh, feel better,
but don't stop
needing me!
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(groans)
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(oh yeah playing)
they bought it.
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The key to faking out
the parents is
the clammy hands.
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You fake
a stomach cramp,
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And when you're
bent over moaning,
you lick your palms.
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It's a little childish,
but hey...
(music stops)
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Stop!
I told you, man...
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Stop touching
my camera!
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You're not ferris!
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Adult adam:
Now all barry had to do
was outsmart my old man.
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Later.
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Have fun with
your thing, erica.
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Adult adam: That part
was beyond easy.
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Next, barry headed over
to pops' retirement community
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To pick up some
sweet wheels.
Hey.
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How you doin'?
Barry goldberg.
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Give me your firebird.
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Okay.
Wow. I...
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(chuckles)
didn't expect that.
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Okay.
Thing is, is I'm
skipping school,
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And you can't
tell anyone.
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That may be
a little difficult.
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I'm taking
the day off, too.
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What? You're
stealing my thing!
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Your thing?
I'm the one that
needs the day off.
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You're a dumb kid!
Your problems
are meaningless.
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It's been brought
to my attention
that my whole being
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Might not be
well-received
at school.
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Just like cameron.
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Admit it.
Admit you're
the cameron.
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My leopard vest
and boyish charm
say otherwise.
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That's my look!
I'm ferris!
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Enough!
I'll be the camden.
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The two of you
can be the fergus.
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Does that mean
you'll help us?
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Normally, I wouldn't let
you kids skip school,
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But let's be honest.
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You both need a day off.
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Well, then,
let's hit the road.
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(oh yeah playing)
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If you have the means,
I highly recommend
picking one up.
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I did.
It's mine.
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(engine starting)
(engine revving)
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¶ bow, bow
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¶ chik, chika-chika ¶
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Do you have
a kiss for daddy?
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Not now, barry.
I just got a call.
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My grandmother
passed.
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(chuckling)
that was me!
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I called the school
so you could skip.
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Wait. So meemaw's
not dead?
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No!
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I assume not.
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I don't have
eyes on her,
but most likely.
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Oh, my god.
What is wrong
with you?
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It's what ferris does,
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And everyone
loves him for it.
Erica: Idiot!
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Lainey's grandmother
helped raise her,
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And you just
told the school
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That she got
flattened by a semi.
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Come on.
I need my sloane.
245
00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,684
I even got you
a distracting
white fringe jacket.
246
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,854
I can't leave, okay?
It's homecoming.
247
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:43,722
Plus, I have to
call my aunt
248
00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:46,157
And tell her that
her mother is alive.
249
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,759
(sighs)
250
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:48,994
You suck at this.
251
00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,161
Shut up!
252
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,830
But he's right.
Let's just go home.
253
00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:54,499
No! We got a day off
to have, kiddo.
254
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:58,336
Wait, you're actually
encouraging them both
to skip school?
255
00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,405
Sorry, sweetheart.
They need this.
256
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:03,542
God, I am so sick
of everyone bending
over backwards
257
00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:06,478
For these two losers,
because they fail at life.
258
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,712
Whatever, jennifer grey.
259
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,047
Have fun in school
while we live it up.
260
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,584
Fine! You want me
to be jennifer grey,
you'll get her.
261
00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:15,420
But not the awesome one
in dirty dancing.
(engine revving)
262
00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:17,022
¶ chik, chika-chika ¶
(tires squealing)
263
00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:20,525
And that was
my fringe jacket!
264
00:09:22,528 --> 00:09:24,329
Adult adam: After a bit
of a shaky start,
265
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,531
Barry's day off was under way.
266
00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,299
With me at his side,
267
00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,035
We would take philly by storm
and relive the movie.
268
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,603
First up was the museum.
269
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,572
¶ oh, yeah
270
00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:36,708
¶ oh, yeah
271
00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:39,778
¶ the moon ¶
272
00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,713
Where are the boobs?
273
00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,949
Where are the boobs?
274
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:44,883
Where are the boobs?
275
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,619
Adult adam: Unfortunately,
trying to re-create
your favorite scene
276
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,421
From a movie isn't
as easy as you'd think.
277
00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,957
Just take
my hand!
Stranger danger!
278
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:52,924
Hey! Come here!
It's from a movie!
279
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,294
Adult adam:
Next up was the phillies,
and it was gonna be legendary.
280
00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:58,897
Hey, batter!
Hey, batter!
281
00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,332
Swing, batter!
282
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:03,234
Hey, butter!
Hey, butter!
283
00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,869
Sweet, butter!
284
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:06,871
Are you saying
"sweet butter"?
285
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,773
Shut up.
I don't know sports.
286
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,008
(bat cracks)
(crowd cheers)
287
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,411
Foul ball!
Look alive, boys!
288
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:15,313
Yes!
(player thudding)
289
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,615
(crowd booing)
290
00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:18,049
Adult adam:
But, unfortunately for us,
291
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:22,621
The day was becoming
legendary for all
the wrong reasons.
292
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:28,326
And we weren't
the only ones
struggling that day.
293
00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,594
You okay?
You seem blue.
294
00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:31,830
It's just
barry's sick,
(music stops)
295
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,399
And I feel really
guilty being here.
296
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,168
Aw, honey.
Welcome to being
a working mama.
297
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,237
You want to get out
of that house,
and then when you do,
298
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,740
You can't help
but feel like you're
missing out, right?
299
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:44,209
Thanks, ginny.
It's nice to know
I'm not alone.
300
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,711
(chuckles)
and here I was,
ready to...
301
00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:49,247
Bail and go
check on him.
302
00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:51,616
(both laughing)
303
00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,652
(breathlessly)
come on.
304
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:54,252
Oh, bev.
305
00:10:54,254 --> 00:10:55,954
No, your family
will still be there
306
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,055
To love you when
you get home.
307
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,491
That means a lot.
(chuckles)
308
00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,692
In fact, you've
inspired me.
309
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,128
I think I'm gonna
take the van
(keys jangling)
310
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:03,828
And do some
deliveries
311
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,032
Or whatever it is
you do with a van.
'kay. Bye.
312
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:07,966
Wait! You forgot
the flowers!
313
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:11,136
Adult adam:
As my mom was ditching
the first day of her new job,
314
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,771
We were making
a last-ditch effort
315
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,940
To get a tiny taste
of ferris bueller.
316
00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:19,110
(keys jangling)
317
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,178
Keep it close, pal.
318
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,479
(classical music playing)
319
00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:22,747
Hello. May I help you?
320
00:11:22,749 --> 00:11:24,849
Yes, my good man.
I am abe froman,
321
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,185
The cheesesteak king
of philadelphia.
322
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,522
And I am gabe froman,
the emperor of soft pretzels.
323
00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:31,856
Get out of here!
You're terrible!
324
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,359
Take it easy,
ferguses.
Hmm.
325
00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,896
I don't see those
names on my list.
326
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:41,900
But that's fine. We have
a beautiful table for you
right by the window.
327
00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,803
Whoa! Whoa!
You're gonna seat us
just like that?
328
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,472
He just said he's
the pretzel emperor.
329
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,473
That's not
even a thing.
330
00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,410
Well, we pride ourselves
on accommodating all
of our guests.
331
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,712
So, if you'll
follow me...
332
00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,448
No, sir, I will
not follow you!
333
00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:58,149
Make it difficult
for us to sit.
334
00:11:58,151 --> 00:11:59,551
Yeah! We need
to outsmart you
335
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,618
With our comedic
shenanigans.
336
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:03,288
I'm sorry. I don't
understand what's
happening right now.
337
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,989
You're supposed
to act snooty
338
00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,758
And threaten
to call the police.
339
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,493
I would never
call the police.
340
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,230
Now, if you and
the pretzel emperor
will follow me...
341
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,165
Call the police!
I demand it!
342
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:14,866
Don't call the police.
343
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,335
Call the police!
Don't call the police.
344
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,971
We'll just get
our car from valet.
345
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:20,939
We don't have a valet.
346
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:23,007
Then you better
call the police.
347
00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:25,343
Adult adam: And with
one simple toss of the keys...
348
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,010
Keep it close, pal.
349
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:29,047
...Barry was completely
robbed of his day off.
350
00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,849
(bell dings)
351
00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:34,486
(triumphant music playing)
352
00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:38,056
Adult adam:
Unlike the movie, the firebird
was never seen again.
353
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,791
(car thudding)
(tires squealing)
354
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:42,393
Even worse, my mom
was flying home
355
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,662
To give her sick little
schmoopie some tlc.
356
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:48,233
(car thudding)
beverly: Ow!
I hurt my bottom!
357
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,801
Adult adam: But she
had promised my dad
358
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,336
She wouldn't walk through
that front door...
359
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:54,973
(snorts)
...To go see barry before
the workday was done.
360
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:55,874
(snoring)
361
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:58,476
So instead, she decided
to climb the trellis
362
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,045
And go through the window.
363
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,747
Ow!
364
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149
Oh, poop!
365
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,251
Mama's coming, baby.
366
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:08,419
Oh, it's in my
pantyhose! Damn it!
367
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:12,690
We are definitely
overwatering this lawn.
My pedicure!
368
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,893
Ow! Ow! Ow!
369
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,934
How's work going?
370
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,603
(door closes)
I told you.
He's fine.
371
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,539
Something's wrong.
He didn't come
to the window.
372
00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:30,275
I've got to get up there
and put my lips
on his forehead.
373
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,477
It's the only way to get
an accurate temperature.
374
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,814
You can't stay
away, can you?
You're crazy.
375
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:38,917
If stealing a van
and trying to break
into my own home
376
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:40,952
So I can snuggle
my boy is crazy,
377
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,353
Then I don't want
to be sane.
378
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,022
You stole a van?
No time to explain,
379
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,957
Mostly 'cause it
makes me look bad.
380
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:46,491
Barry needs me!
381
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,494
Adult adam:
Luckily, my brother had
followed the movie to a "t"
382
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,630
And rigged an elaborate
pulley system to a mannequin
383
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,232
To fake out my mom.
384
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,534
(snoring)
385
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:03,241
See? The kid's
totally fine.
Really?
386
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:06,211
Adult adam:
But beverly goldberg
was a lot smarter
387
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,812
Than the mom in the movie.
388
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,913
(snoring)
389
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,615
(telephone ringing)
390
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:10,982
Hello?
391
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,685
Barry's ditching school.
Beverly: Wow.
392
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,453
Thank you for telling me
nothing of note.
393
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,088
Did you even hear
what I said?
394
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,591
Yes, narc.
I'm also ditching work.
395
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:20,892
Are you gonna tattle
on me, too?
396
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:24,662
But I...
Get back to class,
or you're grounded.
397
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,136
What do you mean,
the car's already
been reported stolen?
398
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,772
The question is,
how did you know
it was stolen?
399
00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:38,476
I didn't.
I mean, I did,
because I reported it,
400
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,712
But I didn't really.
401
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:41,279
I'm gonna go.
402
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,047
No, you're gonna
wait for someone
403
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,782
To come
and question you.
404
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,118
(knuckles cracking)
405
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,496
Drugs?
406
00:14:59,164 --> 00:15:00,665
Thank you, no.
I'm good.
407
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:04,035
No, I meant are you
in here for drugs?
408
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,303
No.
409
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,071
Why are you here?
410
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,573
Drugs.
411
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:10,642
So, you gonna tell me
your story or what?
412
00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:11,709
Fine. You want to know
what's wrong?
413
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:14,512
I know what's wrong.
I just want to
hear you say it.
414
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,981
In a nutshell,
I hate my brothers.
415
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:17,916
They think
my life is so easy,
416
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:20,885
But I have problems,
like everyone else.
417
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:21,386
Like what?
418
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,820
My friend got
on the homecoming court,
419
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,922
And I didn't
go out for it
420
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:25,723
Because we both
agreed it's stupid.
421
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,091
Well, then,
what's the problem?
422
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,660
I don't know.
I guess, deep down,
423
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:29,661
I really wanted
to be on it.
424
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:31,696
Then why didn't
you go for it?
425
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:32,630
If there's
one thing I know,
426
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,732
Being on
the junior royal court
opens a lot of doors.
427
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:40,038
'cause it's lame,
and I didn't want people
to make fun of me.
428
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,139
But I guess
that's what I do.
429
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:45,143
Instead of taking risks,
I just keep my head down.
430
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,279
Maybe that's why
barry bothers
me so much.
431
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,515
He's not afraid
to look like an idiot.
432
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,316
Well, if you ask me,
433
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,318
You ought to spend
more time worrying
about yourself
434
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,187
And less time worrying
about your brother.
435
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,756
All right,
you're free to go.
436
00:15:58,758 --> 00:15:59,357
It's about time.
437
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:02,694
Feels like I've
been sitting here
for 30 (bleep) years.
438
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:04,162
¶ chika-chika
bow, bow ¶
439
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:05,964
Adult adam: Meanwhile,
barry became so depressed
440
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:10,735
That he'd never be
ferris bueller,
he became catatonic.
441
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,871
Come on.
It's not that bad.
442
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:15,473
We had a great day.
443
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:16,407
Barry went comatose,
444
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,877
We got pelted
with garbage
on national tv,
445
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,379
And someone
stole your car.
446
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:25,516
Enough!
You can't force
a perfect day.
447
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,852
You got to just
go out and live it
448
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,255
The best way
you can as you,
no one else.
449
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,291
That's exactly what
ferris would say.
450
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:38,696
Great. Even our
80-year-old grandfather
is cooler than us.
451
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:40,298
Man. Look at the guy.
452
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:42,433
I think he blew
a microchip.
453
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,302
Pops: You okay, kiddo?
454
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:46,404
Blink if you can
hear me.
455
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,439
¶ oh, yeah
456
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,309
¶ oh, yeah ¶
457
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:53,111
(music stops)
458
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:55,246
Did he just...
Yep.
459
00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,049
I'm coming,
schmoopie!
460
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,684
Let my body be
your life preserver!
461
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:04,222
Adult adam: Just like
ferris had been
relentlessly tracked down
462
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,323
By principal rooney,
463
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,792
Barry had been
tracked down by my mom.
464
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,326
(barry gasping)
465
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,861
Beverly:
Hold on to my bosom
and kick with your legs.
466
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,963
Please!
I was about
to hit bottom!
467
00:17:11,965 --> 00:17:14,332
Beverly: Let me breathe
air into your lungs.
468
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,000
Barry: Gross!
469
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:18,302
Adult adam: It was official.
470
00:17:18,304 --> 00:17:19,637
Barry's day off
was a total failure.
471
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:23,307
And even worse,
my mom ended up
grounding him for a month.
472
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:28,479
¶ when barry was
in egypt's land
473
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:33,284
¶ let my barry go ¶
474
00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,187
You okay?
I'm dying.
475
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,089
Dude, get up.
It's homecoming.
476
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,590
You got to be there
for lainey.
477
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,526
What's the point?
I'm grounded.
478
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:45,630
Maybe ferris
can sneak out,
but not me.
479
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:46,697
Not cameron.
480
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,966
What if I told you
that ferris isn't
even real?
481
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,635
I know.
It's just a movie.
482
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:51,369
That's not what I mean.
483
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:55,406
There's this theory
that he's just a figment
of cameron's imagination.
484
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,808
That would make
cameron the hero
485
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,577
And ferris just
the guy he wants to be.
486
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,144
So...
487
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:04,248
Even if I'm cameron,
I can still be ferris?
488
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,283
Exactly.
489
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:06,084
Why are you
cheering me up?
490
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,852
I met a dude who
made me take
a good look at myself.
491
00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:11,355
Adult adam:
Just then, my brother
realized erica was right.
492
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,024
Maybe barry was cameron,
but that didn't mean
493
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,859
He didn't have
a little ferris in him, too.
494
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,728
Come on. Let's go
to homecoming.
495
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,063
You said you
were grounded.
Hey,
496
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,468
I'm barry goldberg,
and if anyone can
outsmart mom, it's me.
497
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,336
Later!
Have fun with
your thing, erica.
498
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:29,207
Adult adam: Once again,
barry had no problem
sneaking past my dad.
499
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:29,941
Beverly: Squishy...
500
00:18:29,943 --> 00:18:33,511
I know you're grounded,
but that doesn't mean
mama doesn't love you.
501
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,045
(beverly gasps)
502
00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:37,081
Adult adam:
And for 30 seconds, he had
slightly fooled my mom.
503
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,118
(marching band playing)
504
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,321
(crowd cheering)
505
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,632
Boyfriend a no-show,
huh?
506
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,034
Call me old-fashioned,
but a guy who
stands you up
507
00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,238
Deserves to get
cheated on.
(chuckles)
508
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,441
(feedback)
509
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,776
(twist and shout playing)
510
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,646
(marching band stops)
511
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,216
¶ oh, shake it up, baby, now
512
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:13,885
Oh, no.
513
00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,187
¶ twist and shout
514
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:19,624
¶ come on, come on
come on come on, baby, now
515
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:23,594
¶ come on
and work it on out
516
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:27,865
¶ well, work it on out, honey
517
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,268
¶ you know you look so good
518
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,636
This isn't what I meant,
you dope!
519
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,839
¶ you know
you got me going now
520
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,606
¶ just like I knew
521
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,141
Adult adam: Even though
barry was making
a fool of himself,
522
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,210
(cheers and applause)
something happened
he never expected.
523
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:44,215
Every single person
in that audience
loved ferris bueller, too.
524
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:52,256
Uh, who is
that crazy dude?
525
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,725
That's my boyfriend.
526
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,061
¶ ahhhhh
527
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:59,430
¶ ahhhhh
he's doing it.
528
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,432
He's actually
doing it.
529
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,900
¶ ahhhhh
530
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,503
¶ ahhhhhhhhhh
531
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,739
I'll go
get him.
No. Let him go.
532
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,108
Sometimes moms
need to know when
to take a day off, too.
533
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:14,178
¶ come on, come on, come on
come on, baby, now ¶
sing, baby, sing!
534
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,313
Adult adam: That's when
my mom realized
535
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,814
There was a reason
she wasn't a lawyer.
536
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,751
She already had
the best job in the world.
537
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:21,485
As for me, I realized
538
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:26,824
I didn't want to be
ferris bueller or cameron
or anyone else in the movie.
539
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,825
I wanted to be the guy
540
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,795
Who sat behind
the camera, making it.
541
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,464
I wanted to be john hughes.
542
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,333
¶ shake it, shake it,
shake it, baby, now
543
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,902
Adult adam: Of course,
no one could be,
544
00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,104
But I might as damn well try.
545
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:42,139
¶ ahhhhh
546
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,741
¶ ahhhhh
547
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,142
¶ ahhhhh
548
00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,511
¶ ahhhhh
549
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:51,249
¶ ahhhhhhhhhh
550
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,283
(crowd applauding)
whoo!
551
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,219
Adult adam:
That's the thing about
the movies we grow up with...
552
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,488
We always wish we could
be part of the fantasy,
553
00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:02,426
And for one brief moment,
my brother actually was.
554
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,369
You're still here?
555
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,138
(chuckling)
it's over. Go.
556
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,807
Go home.
Get out of here.
557
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:20,278
I don't get
why I'm doing this.
558
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,514
Trust me. This will make
you famous one day.
559
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,818
That's it. Go home.
Get out of here.
560
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,021
You're done. Goodbye.