1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,334 Adult adam: Back in the '80s, they combined 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:05,671 The two greatest things in the world... Music and television. 3 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,706 We all remember our favorite veejays 4 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:10,075 Introducing the coolest videos on a constant loop. 5 00:00:10,077 --> 00:00:12,244 The budgets were as high as the hair, 6 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,947 And the animation ranged from dancing cats 7 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:16,482 To hunky cartoon boyfriends. 8 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:20,719 And no one was more addicted to it than me and my sister. 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,388 I can't decide whether that guy's hotter 10 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,389 As a human or a cartoon. 11 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:26,725 If jessica rabbit taught us anything... Cartoon. 12 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,627 I mean, what did we even do before mtv existed? 13 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:32,564 I think we just listened to music like animals. 14 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:33,866 Hey! Get out! 15 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:37,236 You've been watching this music mtv television for six hours. 16 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:39,304 Enough is enough. Go do your homework. 17 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:42,107 Well, if you think about it, I'm gonna be a musician, 18 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:43,275 So this is my homework. 19 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,977 And if you really think about it, 20 00:00:44,979 --> 00:00:46,779 My life's passion is making films, 21 00:00:46,781 --> 00:00:48,013 So this is my homework, too. 22 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:49,581 Well, my passion is snuggies, 23 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,716 Which I'm gonna shower you with 24 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:51,917 If you don't leave right now. 25 00:00:51,919 --> 00:00:54,319 Go before I kiss your belly. 26 00:00:54,321 --> 00:00:55,687 (makes kissing sound) 27 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:57,489 And you... Have you even looked 28 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:59,324 At the college catalogs I brought you? 29 00:00:59,326 --> 00:01:00,359 Actually, I have, 30 00:01:00,361 --> 00:01:02,094 And I've narrowed it down to my top choices. 31 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:06,098 (laughing) oh, yes! It's happening! 32 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,032 You're growing up. 33 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:10,102 Oh, no. It's happening. I'm not ready for this. 34 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:12,371 Make time stop. Make it stop! 35 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:12,738 Focus! 36 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:16,108 Okay, one option is the london conservatory of music. 37 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:16,909 Ocean between us. Pass. 38 00:01:16,911 --> 00:01:19,678 There's also an awesome music program at ucla. 39 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,046 Country between us. Pass. 40 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,014 Boston school of music. 41 00:01:22,016 --> 00:01:23,348 A connecticut between us. Pass. 42 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:25,384 Mom. What about something here in town, 43 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:28,287 Like the prestigious jenkintown funk academy? 44 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,756 That's the dance studio/karate dojo 45 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,690 Next to the mattress store. 46 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:34,660 (sighs) there's got to be something within driving distance. 47 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,228 Well, I guess juilliard is in new york. 48 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,764 That's my dream school, but no one gets in. 49 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:39,832 (gasps) 50 00:01:39,834 --> 00:01:40,933 We're going to juilliard. 51 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:44,002 Okay, stop. That's the best school in the country. 52 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,604 Best for you, closest for me. 53 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:46,939 I am gonna make this happen. 54 00:01:46,941 --> 00:01:50,042 I'm not getting in. We're going to juilliard. 55 00:01:50,044 --> 00:01:51,210 It's impossible. 56 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:54,012 We're going to juilliard! 57 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,248 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 58 00:01:56,250 --> 00:02:00,652 ¶ but nonetheless I feel the need to say 59 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,455 ¶ I don't know the future 60 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:07,493 ¶ but the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 61 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,895 Adult adam: It was may 6, 1980-something. 62 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,864 The school day was going off without a hitch, 63 00:02:11,866 --> 00:02:15,601 All thanks to the watchful eye of principal earl ball. 64 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:17,703 Let's go, youngsters. 65 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:18,604 Activate those legs 66 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:21,874 So we can activate those minds. 67 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:23,709 Ooh, yes. 68 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:27,412 That's definitely going into earl's pearls. 69 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:30,282 (clattering) (banging) 70 00:02:31,017 --> 00:02:32,451 (gasps) oh. 71 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:33,285 Hello there, sir. 72 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:35,320 Um, there was a spill in science lab. 73 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:36,321 And we needed a mop. 74 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:39,358 We were kissing. She's pretty. 75 00:02:39,859 --> 00:02:41,927 Why did you call me when it's usually my wife 76 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,729 Who handles this annoying school crap? 77 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,931 Well, truthfully, I couldn't reach her. 78 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:46,999 And more truthfully, 79 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,034 I didn't try because she scares me. 80 00:02:49,036 --> 00:02:50,202 Bill: Sorry, I'm late. 81 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,271 We're having a sale down at the... 82 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:54,106 Son of a bitch. 83 00:02:54,108 --> 00:02:54,773 Oh, this guy. 84 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,375 Adult adam: And that guy was lainey's dad, 85 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,844 My father's archenemy, bill lewis. 86 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,779 Look, I called you both in here today 87 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:04,149 Because we need to talk about what's going on with your kids. 88 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:04,983 There's nothing going on, 89 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:07,920 Because I very clearly and emphatically forbade it. 90 00:03:07,922 --> 00:03:09,588 Well, for the third time this week, 91 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,690 I caught them canoodling in secret. 92 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,558 It's unacceptable. 93 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:16,228 We have a saying in texas. "don't blame the armadillo. 94 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,563 "blame the armadillo's dumb father." 95 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:22,000 (scoffs) we have a saying here... You're bald. 96 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:24,403 I'll have you know, the ladies love it. 97 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,537 Eh? Ball: Okay. 98 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,639 What is happening here right now? 99 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:28,941 I'll tell you what's happening. 100 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:31,677 This schmuck lives in philadelphia, 101 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,713 Yet he roots for the dallas cowboys. 102 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:35,447 Who does that? 103 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,951 Red-blooded americans, that's who does that. 104 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,252 Got to say, it surprises me, 105 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:43,055 This friction that exists between the two of you, 106 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:45,324 Considering how similar you are. 107 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,058 Please. Come on. 108 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:48,827 No, no, no. For example, you're both fathers. 109 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,063 You're both small-business owners. 110 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,564 You both seem very angry. 111 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,665 That is true. I'll give you that. 112 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,700 And you're both football fans. 113 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,935 Now, this is a bond which I can respect 114 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:00,606 As a lifelong fan of the new york football giants. 115 00:04:00,608 --> 00:04:01,773 Whoa, you're a giants fan? 116 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,076 Why the hell do you live in philadelphia? 117 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,010 He's got a point. 118 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:07,412 Unlike the giants last season. 119 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,414 (both laugh) 120 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,349 For your information, 121 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:14,653 We won the conference last year, so suck it! 122 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:20,626 So what I actually mean to say is that it's always easier 123 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:21,860 To get along... 124 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,996 Than be short with each other. 125 00:04:23,998 --> 00:04:26,231 And that is one of earl's pearls 126 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,766 You can take to the bank. 127 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,435 Well, thank you for your wise advice 128 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:33,038 And, uh, the giants suck. 129 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,006 Yeah. 130 00:04:34,008 --> 00:04:35,974 They suck so hard. 131 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,410 But good luck next season. 132 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,245 Oops. 133 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:47,286 Adult adam: That day, my dad and bill lewis discovered 134 00:04:47,288 --> 00:04:48,887 Their mutual hatred of the giants 135 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,256 Wasn't the only thing they had in common. 136 00:04:51,258 --> 00:04:52,124 What are you doing here? 137 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,692 Everyone knows it's the best bar 138 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,360 Across the street from the school. 139 00:04:55,362 --> 00:04:57,429 Do you know how I discovered this place? 140 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,264 Last year's christmas concert... 141 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,365 I bailed at intermission. 142 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:02,834 You lasted a lot longer than I did. 143 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:03,268 Woof! 144 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:06,571 Forty kids playing jingle bells on the clarinet? 145 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:09,207 I mean, how does that ever end well? 146 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,076 I'll tell you how it ends... 147 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,110 With five of these, bill. 148 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,646 (both laugh) you got that right, murray. 149 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:18,283 Hey. Bill murray, like the ghostbuster. (both laugh) 150 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,752 That's funny. I love bill murray. 151 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:21,486 Oh, he's the best. 152 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,122 Remember, uh, caddyshack? Yeah. 153 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,624 (mimicking carl spackler) "cinderella story. 154 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:29,394 "used to be a greenskeeper, about to be masters champion. 155 00:05:29,396 --> 00:05:30,829 "got about an eight iron, I think. 156 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,698 "it's in the hole." (both laugh) 157 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,100 "it's in the hole. I'm in 'stripes'." 158 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:37,202 (in normal voice) wow. That is terrible. 159 00:05:37,204 --> 00:05:38,704 Yeah. Impressions aren't my thing. 160 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,640 (mimicking carl spackler) "well, at least you got that going for you." 161 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:44,543 As my dad started to break the ice with his arch nemesis, 162 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,144 My mom was heating up her quest 163 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:49,247 To make erica's dream of juilliard come true. 164 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,615 Mrs. Goldberg, I understand 165 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,117 That the college admissions process 166 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:54,519 Can be a very scary journey. 167 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,255 The best thing I can say is I'm scared, too. 168 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,791 Honestly, it is hard out there. 169 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,193 Wow. That's your opening? 170 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:03,729 I'm sorry. I've been up for the past 26 hours. 171 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,464 I have a sick parrot at home. 172 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,733 Well, the good news is, we've narrowed down 173 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:09,768 Our top choice to juilliard. 174 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:10,502 I know it's a long shot, 175 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,904 But do you think I have a chance of getting in? 176 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:13,505 Absolutely. 177 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:16,608 Erica, you can do anything that you set your mind to. 178 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:18,777 It's like my posters say... 179 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:20,645 "keep reaching for the stars." 180 00:06:20,647 --> 00:06:22,080 "hang in there." 181 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,582 And that's the band rush. 182 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,584 That's because I'm the cool guidance counselor 183 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,886 Who shows up at the school basketball games 184 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,154 In a casual polo. 185 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,123 See, erica? This can happen. 186 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,124 This is so cool. (laughs) 187 00:06:32,126 --> 00:06:34,960 Well, I'm gonna go work on my audition. Thanks, mom. 188 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:36,361 (chuckles) oh, that's the spirit. 189 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:39,498 You can do anything you want. Anything at... 190 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,933 Ah, yeah, she ain't gonna get in. 191 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:42,801 Excuse me? 192 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,669 Look, erica is very talented, 193 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:47,806 But juilliard is another level, okay? 194 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:50,542 They only take the best of the best. 195 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,910 And that's my daughter. 196 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:53,478 Okay, let me break it down for you. 197 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,348 Imagine all of the best people... 198 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,048 In a room. 199 00:06:57,050 --> 00:07:00,352 They only pick the best of those best people. 200 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:01,386 My daughter. Okay. 201 00:07:01,388 --> 00:07:03,488 Maybe I'm not making myself clear. 202 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,357 We start with the best. My daughter. 203 00:07:05,359 --> 00:07:06,391 Not just at this school... 204 00:07:06,393 --> 00:07:09,194 But of all the people... The whole world. 205 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:13,165 They only pick the best of those best people. 206 00:07:13,167 --> 00:07:14,299 So, when can we take a tour? 207 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:16,067 You know, maybe a visual aid might help you 208 00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:18,570 Understand this a little bit better. 209 00:07:21,674 --> 00:07:25,777 This is patty snitzenberg. She wrote this piece. 210 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,914 She carved the cello. 211 00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:31,416 She's also blind. 212 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:32,484 And they rejected her 213 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,686 Like the cold sons of bitches that they are. 214 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:38,590 Well, erica is getting into juilliard. You want to know why? 215 00:07:38,592 --> 00:07:41,326 'cause I will make it happen. (chuckles) 216 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:44,062 You don't know the things I've done for my children. 217 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,930 You don't want to know. 218 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,865 I kind of want to know. You cannot know. 219 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,067 Look, this has to happen. 220 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,336 I convinced her to apply. I gave her hope. 221 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,306 Yeah, I used to have a hope poster up there, too. 222 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:56,241 Then I realized it was giving the kids 223 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,008 Too much unrealistic hope. 224 00:07:57,010 --> 00:08:00,445 Adult adam: But with my mom in charge, we didn't need hope. 225 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:04,049 Meanwhile, my dad was charged up on his new friendship. 226 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,884 Look at you handsome fellas. 227 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,986 The hell's the matter with you? 228 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:08,553 Yeah. 229 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,989 You seem happy when you should be super angry with me. 230 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:11,957 Nah. You're a cute kid. 231 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,793 What? Okay, what's going on here? 232 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,428 Nothing. I just had lunch with bill lewis. 233 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:19,531 You know, once you get past the shiny head... Not so awful. 234 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:21,099 Oh, my god. You're friends now? 235 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,335 Let's not get crazy. This is amazing! 236 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:25,904 If mr. Lewis likes you, then he'll like me. 237 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,706 I'm proud of you, mur. 238 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:29,307 Never thought I'd see the day 239 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,342 Where you made a friend. 240 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:32,043 What are you talking about? I got friends. 241 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,645 Name one. Vic. 242 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,279 He's your employee. 243 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:35,847 You pay him to be around you. 244 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,649 What about deli guy? Love deli guy. 245 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:41,019 You only love him 'cause he gives you corned beef. 246 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,320 Do you even know what he looks like? 247 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,157 Yeah, deli guy. You know, uh, wears an apron. 248 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:46,992 Goes like this. 249 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,560 Barry: (sighs) face it, dad. 250 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,161 This is your first real friend. 251 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,429 So, when are you hanging out next? 252 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:54,099 Okay, he's just a guy I had lunch with. 253 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,433 It's no big deal. 254 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,235 (telephone rings) 255 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,737 Hello? 256 00:08:58,739 --> 00:08:59,604 Hold on. 257 00:08:59,606 --> 00:09:00,705 (whispers) it's him. 258 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:01,339 Play it cool. 259 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,909 Tell him you're on the other line with another friend. 260 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,977 Get out of here. 261 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,245 Hey, bill. 262 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,514 Yeah. Nothing. Just, uh... 263 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:12,484 Watching the tube. (sighs) 264 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,119 Are you kidding? 265 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,621 I love cheesesteaks. 266 00:09:17,356 --> 00:09:17,789 Barry! 267 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,392 Get off the phone. I can hear you breathing. 268 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,660 (whispers) ask him how he's feeling, 269 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:23,528 Then compliment his telephone voice. Barry! 270 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:27,165 Adult adam: As my dad made plans with his new best friend, 271 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,199 My mom had her own plan 272 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:31,069 To make erica look like the best of the best. 273 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:31,970 Hi, juilliard admissions board. 274 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,539 I'm erica goldberg from jenkintown, pennsylvania. 275 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,741 And I'm going to play... Cut. 276 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,144 Cut. That's a cut. 277 00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:39,744 No, not "cut." 278 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,780 I'm in the middle of my juilliard audition. 279 00:09:41,782 --> 00:09:43,281 Hon, I love the spirit and the passion 280 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:44,683 And everything you're doing here, 281 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,552 But it's, like, "gag me with a spoon." 282 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:49,721 Sorry, do you kids still say that? 283 00:09:49,723 --> 00:09:50,388 We never really did. 284 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,257 You need a video that stands out, 285 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:55,594 Like the ones on your mtv music television. 286 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,929 Ooh, I like where you're heading here. 287 00:09:57,931 --> 00:10:00,398 We're talking crazy camera angles, 288 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,601 Pyrotechnics, jiggly girls. 289 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,570 Everyone loves jiggly girls. 290 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:07,606 We'll put a pin in that one. 291 00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:09,641 Guys, juilliard is a serious place. 292 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:11,843 I just need to showcase my voice. 293 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:12,510 You said it yourself... 294 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:16,414 Mtv is the way people want to experience music these days. 295 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,182 Sure, you can sing. 296 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,850 But we also want show them 297 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,518 That you're a star like madonna. 298 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,720 But you really are a virgin. 299 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:24,089 Say you're a virgin. Actually, no, don't tell me. 300 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:27,425 I guess a cool audition tape would kind of make me stand out. 301 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,562 You focus on your music and leave the rest to us. 302 00:10:30,564 --> 00:10:31,529 Yeah. 303 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:32,797 By the time we're done, 304 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,899 Juilliard will be begging you to go. 305 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,135 Just trust mama. Erica: Nothing crazy. 306 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,304 (chuckles) you got it, schmoopie. 307 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:40,705 We got to figure out how to get 308 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,141 A white stallion down here. 309 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:46,344 Adult adam: It was Saturday afternoon, and my dad was about to take 310 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,514 His friendship with bill lewis to the next level. 311 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,248 I'm going out. 312 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,850 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. 313 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:53,918 Going where? Dmv? 314 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:54,552 Car wash? 315 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,488 Picking up trash on the highway? 316 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,822 I'm meeting bill lewis. 317 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:58,423 Exactly. 318 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:00,258 This is the first time you're hanging out 319 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,593 With your new, special friend. 320 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,061 You're looking like a Monday morning 321 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,496 When I need you to look like a Friday night. 322 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,031 I usually sit in front of the tv 323 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,766 With no pants on Friday night. 324 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,733 Seems like that's most nights. 325 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:10,902 Look, lainey and I need this friendship to work. 326 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,204 That means putting in some actual effort. 327 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,039 But not too much effort. 328 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,241 You don't want to seem like you're trying too hard. 329 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,276 Here, let me fix this. Stop it, you moron. 330 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,579 I'm having cheesesteaks with another middle-aged man. 331 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,882 He doesn't care what I look like. 332 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,216 Of course not. 333 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,051 Although my dad does have 334 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,987 Some surprisingly strong opinions about loafers. 335 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:29,554 He's not a fan. 336 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,723 Would you consider changing to a lace-up? 337 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,757 No! Where'd you get my shoes? 338 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:33,992 Do you even have an icebreaker? 339 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:37,829 Anecdote, topic of conversation, funny joke? 340 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,131 You guys are nuts. 341 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,301 (groans) get out of my head! 342 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,736 Adult adam: And so began the first 343 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,905 And only bromance of murray goldberg's life. 344 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:50,375 For the next two weeks, their adventures would become the stuff of legend. 345 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,144 ¶ everybody have fun tonight bill and murray were a dynamic duo 346 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,447 That shared so much in common... 347 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:58,583 ¶ everybody have fun tonight like tv... And sitting. 348 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,020 ¶ everybody wang chung tonight and food and more food 349 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,154 And bathroom breaks... 350 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,190 ¶ everybody have fun tonight and napping... 351 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,091 And sitting and sweating... 352 00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:09,194 ¶ everybody wang chung tonight could you turn the air-conditioning on? 353 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,563 Right over there. (grunts) 354 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,231 And tv... (both laugh) 355 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,735 And more tv. You think I could pull off a magnum mustache? 356 00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:19,838 You throw away your razor and buy a hawaiian shirt, 357 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,674 Because you are magnum. (chuckles) 358 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,642 ¶ everyone ¶ a sony watchman. 359 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,411 Bill, you shouldn't have. 360 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,214 Well, I saw it, and a tv reminded me of you. 361 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,416 One and a half inch screen, glorious black-and-white, 362 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,885 And you can take this thing anywhere and no one will even notice. 363 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,921 This is perfect for my on-the-go lifestyle. (chuckles) 364 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,291 Adult adam: Yup, my dad was discovering the highs of true friendship. 365 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:43,561 Unfortunately, he was about to discover the lows. 366 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,330 Well, it's late. I guess I should go. 367 00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:47,332 You sure you don't want to watch me watch? 368 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:47,966 Nah, I can't. 369 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:51,402 To be honest, I should probably be by myself. 370 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,171 Tough night for me and all. 371 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,105 Okay. 372 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,242 'cause seven years ago today my wife left me 373 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,244 To raise lainey on my own. 374 00:12:59,246 --> 00:12:59,644 O-okay. 375 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:01,846 Kind of rocked my world. O-okay. 376 00:13:01,848 --> 00:13:03,815 I guess talking it out would be helpful. 377 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,784 Or taking a nice walk alone. 378 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:06,785 (exhales deeply) 379 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:09,788 And with that, bill lewis opened up his heart 380 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,588 To my closed-off dad. 381 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:11,923 (sobbing) I wish I had some batteries. 382 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,993 Meanwhile, I was downstairs kicking off my career 383 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,195 As a visionary music video director. 384 00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,564 Whoa. What's with the stool, honey? 385 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,099 Don't call me "honey." it's weird. 386 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,433 And what's all this crap? 387 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:25,170 Okay, I watched seven straight hours of mtv, 388 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,805 And I cracked their formula. 389 00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,840 A music video is one part thumping bass, 390 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:32,944 One part big hair, and one part animated dancing cat. 391 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,779 Go away. Trust your director. 392 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,549 Ditch the stool and sit on this taxidermy ram. 393 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,552 And my mom said I was creepy for owning this. 394 00:13:40,554 --> 00:13:42,821 Um, why is dave kim here? 395 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:44,989 We needed a crew, and he said he would work for free 396 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,457 If he could stand close to you. 397 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,893 Classic love story. Pop star falls for roadie. 398 00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,196 That's never happened in the history of music. 399 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,933 Oh, it will. In fact, it's already begun. 400 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:55,333 Action. 401 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:59,070 (wind whooshing) ¶ you with the sad eyes 402 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,538 ¶ don't be discouraged 403 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,307 Adult adam: As director, it was my job 404 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,876 To amp up my sister's tender love ballad. 405 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,011 First, the wind machine... 406 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:07,545 (exclaims) why? 407 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,581 Next, a rock 'n' roll reptile... 408 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,248 ¶ so small... ¶ 409 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,450 Followed by a thick, haunting fog. 410 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,385 (coughs) can anyone hear me? 411 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,520 And since all my mom cared about 412 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,589 Was getting erica into juilliard, 413 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,157 She paid for a blue screen. 414 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,226 Stop it. Mom, what are you doing? 415 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,495 It's a dancing cat like in the paula abdul video. 416 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,031 My mom even hired a band of sexy, 417 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,234 Stone-faced, robert palmer dancers 418 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,935 From the jenkintown funk academy. 419 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:34,239 Yep, I drew from every badass music video before me, 420 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,407 From a-ha to zz top, 421 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,508 And it was genius. 422 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,612 (sobbing) meanwhile, my dad was looking for a clever way 423 00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:41,980 To bail on his friend. 424 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:43,348 Hey, guys. 425 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:45,717 (sobbing) (whispers) help me. 426 00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,417 I should go. 427 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:47,785 (groans) (clears throat) 428 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,654 No, I should. Uh... 429 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,822 (bill breathing heavily) 430 00:14:50,824 --> 00:14:52,957 Murray: Okay, let's go out the back door. 431 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,726 Come on. 432 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,161 (groans) thanks for this, mur. 433 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,697 It's nice to have a friendly ear to count on. 434 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,499 (sniffles) see you soon? 435 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,500 Yeah, we'll be in touch. 436 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:03,735 Drive safe, pal. (door closes) 437 00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:07,605 And that concludes my brief foray into friendship. 438 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,773 Wait, what? No! 439 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,009 He cried on my shirt... On my shirt! 440 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,944 Deli guy never cries on my shirt. 441 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,112 Deli guy isn't your friend! 442 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,180 I'm sorry, but bill's got to go. 443 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,382 Don't you dare hurt him. 444 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:19,284 He's a wonderful person and the gatekeeper 445 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:22,520 To the only hot girl I ever tricked into liking me. 446 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,888 It's over, barry. Move on. 447 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,290 Okay, I don't want to get real right now, 448 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:26,624 But if you blow this friendship, 449 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,459 I'm gonna be extremely angry. 450 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,127 You're always angry. 451 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:31,763 Damn it! It's so true and even more angering! (sighs) 452 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,499 Adult adam: For the next week, my dad avoided bill lewis 453 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,067 As my mom desperately waited 454 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,368 For me to finish my masterpiece. 455 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,004 (groans) I'm trying to work here. 456 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,906 The deadline for juilliard is this week. 457 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:44,776 Just show us what you've got. (sighs) 458 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:50,548 ¶ so don't be afraid to let them show 459 00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,084 ¶ your true colors ¶ 460 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,419 Stop it! Stop it. Stop. 461 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,954 This part's definitely not right. 462 00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:58,289 Adult adam: I said, knowing what was to come. 463 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,224 My intention was for erica to be beckoned 464 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:04,128 Into a magical cartoon world like in the a-ha video, 465 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,096 But it ended up looking like this. 466 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:08,700 Erica: ¶ ...Inside you can make you feel so small 467 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:11,469 ¶ and I see your true colors ¶ 468 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,671 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. (player stops) 469 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,205 My god! 470 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:18,242 Here's the thing. I may have bitten off more than I could chew. 471 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:21,913 It turns out animation is really hard 472 00:16:21,915 --> 00:16:24,349 And it requires hundreds of people. 473 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,584 This is terrible! I can't send this in. 474 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,487 Look, we all agree this video isn't it. 475 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,623 Not it? Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 476 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,659 There's robots punching dragons, 477 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:38,162 And I'm a droopy-eyed stick figure riding a unicorn! 478 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,397 Gag me with a spoon! 479 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,498 See, I knew you still used that phrase. 480 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,535 You know, I could probably cover a lot of this with smoke. 481 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,269 A lot of (bleep) smoke. 482 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,739 Just forget it. I'm not an idiot. 483 00:16:47,741 --> 00:16:48,606 I know I'm not the best, 484 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,409 And I probably have no chance of getting into juilliard. 485 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,011 Adult adam: And at that moment, 486 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,779 My mom knew erica was right. 487 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,714 I'm sorry, mom, but it's over. 488 00:16:56,716 --> 00:17:00,151 Turns out, my mom's dream of keeping erica close to home 489 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:03,121 Was only pushing them apart. 490 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,757 Ever since bill's emotional outburst, 491 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,025 My dad had been avoiding him. 492 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,194 Only problem, he couldn't hide forever. 493 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,996 (bell dings) 494 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,331 Ooh. Hide me. 495 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,866 Huh? 496 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,167 Hey, mur. 497 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,703 There you are, standing behind that other guy. 498 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,238 It's me, bill lewis. 499 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,506 Oh, hey, bill. 500 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,841 What are you doing here, where I work? 501 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,842 Hadn't heard from you in a week. 502 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,711 Thought I'd drop on by, see if you're okay. 503 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:30,081 Yeah, well, uh, we've just been crazy-busy here at work. 504 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,250 (chuckles) yeah. 505 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,854 Anyway, hey, you want to hit tgi fridays? 506 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,023 It's like every day is Friday at that place. 507 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,758 Actually, I got lunch plans with vic. 508 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,560 Who's vic? I'm vic. 509 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,227 You and vic buddies? 510 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,829 I never heard you mention him before. 511 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,965 Yeah, we don't hang out much. He's just an employee. 512 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:48,666 Was I just an employee 513 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,334 When we went clamming together that one time? 514 00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,638 You went clamming with this man, and you didn't invite me? 515 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,439 I didn't even know you then. 516 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,840 It was nothing. Oh, is that right? 517 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,108 What's the problem here, mur-man? 518 00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,143 You know what the real problem is? 519 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,678 You and your man tears. 520 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,814 Murray's got walls. How about you, vic? 521 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:05,149 You want to hit up tgi fridays with me? 522 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:07,852 No, man. I don't know you. 523 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,888 Well, this is a fine how-do-you-do. 524 00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:13,024 I'll see you never. 525 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,926 Walls, murray. You got walls. 526 00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,929 Adult adam: As my dad watched his only friend walk out of his life, 527 00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:23,034 My mom was finally ready to set erica off on her own path. 528 00:18:23,036 --> 00:18:24,402 Hey, schmoopie-boops. 529 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:28,372 Stop it. I told you no more music mtv videos. 530 00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:28,773 Agreed. 531 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,210 This is the way you should have done it all along, your way. 532 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,578 W-what's the point? 533 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,213 The point is to try. 534 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,280 Look, don't give up 535 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,349 Just because I pushed you in the wrong direction. 536 00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:41,352 My mom finally accepted that she couldn't control 537 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,754 Where her little girl would get into college. 538 00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,990 Take this guitar... 539 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,158 And do what you do best. 540 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,060 But as long as erica stayed true to herself, 541 00:18:49,062 --> 00:18:51,996 She'd always find her way back home. 542 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,733 ¶ you with the sad eyes 543 00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:58,069 ¶ don't be discouraged 544 00:18:58,071 --> 00:19:00,471 ¶ oh, I realize 545 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,641 ¶ it's hard to take courage 546 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:07,245 ¶ in a world full of people 547 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,147 Miss him, don't you? No. 548 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,150 Then why are you watching the teeny tv he gave you 549 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,184 When there's a big one right there? 550 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:17,054 Maybe it was kind of nice to have somebody to hang out with... 551 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,422 Even though he cried. 552 00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,158 Murray, that's what friendship is. 553 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,426 You got to be there in the good times and in the bad. 554 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:26,097 I guess I'm just not cut out for that kind of thing. 555 00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,465 No, you are. 556 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:31,402 'cause of all the friends I ever made in my life... 557 00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,970 ¶ your true colors 558 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,906 ¶ true colors you're my favorite. 559 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:38,843 Turns out, bill wasn't my father's first friend. 560 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:39,477 It was pops. 561 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:42,113 And it made my dad realize that opening yourself up 562 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,415 Isn't as hard as he thought. 563 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,950 Hey. 564 00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:47,752 Oh, it's you. 565 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:48,286 Should I leave? 566 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:50,888 'cause you never know when I might express my feelings. 567 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,657 You know, like a human being. 568 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,558 If you're sad, 569 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,361 You can talk to me about your ex-wife and all. 570 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,197 I'm actually feeling better today. 571 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,932 Thank god. 572 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:01,432 (chuckles) 573 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,734 ¶ don't be unhappy hey, bill murray. 574 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,236 ¶ can't remember it's funny how life works out. 575 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:08,339 You find that your worst enemy can become your greatest ally. 576 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,640 And the greatest guidance counselors 577 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,842 Aren't the ones you're given in school. 578 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,879 They're the people who love you most. 579 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,881 ¶ just call me up well, here goes nothing. 580 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,683 ¶ because you know I'll be there no matter what happens... 581 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:22,620 ¶ I see your true colors you'll always be the best of the best to me. 582 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:23,754 ¶ shining through 583 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,425 'cause in the end, when you've got family to help guide you 584 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,326 And good friends to lean on... 585 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,561 ¶ and that's why I love you ¶ nothing in life is impossible. 586 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:34,065 (mimicking dr. Peter venkman) "and the flowers are still standing." 587 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,568 (laughs) "I'm bill murray. 'meatballs' and 'scrooged'." 588 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,837 (in normal voice) you know, that's not really an impression. 589 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,305 Funny movies, though. (both laugh) 590 00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:44,242 Bill: They're very funny. Murray: Funny movies. 591 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,912 (inaudible) 592 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,014 (bell dings) 593 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,086 I know you still got a couple of years here, 594 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,187 But we like to check in early 595 00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,155 To see where you're thinking of going to college. 596 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:00,057 Where did you go to school? Princeton. 597 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,559 Okay. Let's cross that off the list. 598 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:05,029 Princeton happens to be a very prestigious university. 599 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:07,298 But you're here. 600 00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:08,332 So... Hey... 601 00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,434 I have a lot of side projects. 602 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:11,769 Like what? I sculpt. 603 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,138 I'm working on a heart-smart cookbook. 604 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:14,739 And I have my bird. 605 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:17,742 Yeah, maybe there's someone else I can talk to. 606 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:20,511 That'd probably be best. 607 00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:25,416 Hang in there, andre. Hang in there.