1 00:00:00,067 --> 00:00:02,167 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s game shows ruled the TV. 2 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:04,236 There was Pyramid, Wheel of Fortune, 3 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,704 Jeopardy!, and The Newlywed Game. 4 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:08,774 But to us kids, none came close to Double Dare. 5 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,309 It was the world's best game show, 6 00:00:10,311 --> 00:00:13,045 filled with trivia, physical challenges, 7 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:13,979 and host Marc Summers, 8 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:18,484 who managed to smile even when his nice suits got messy. 9 00:00:18,486 --> 00:00:18,951 Idiots! 10 00:00:18,953 --> 00:00:20,986 The flag is under the giant pad of butter! 11 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,554 Always look under the butter. 12 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:23,622 If we ever get on this show, 13 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,757 imagine all the prizes we'd win. 14 00:00:24,759 --> 00:00:27,226 We'd be strutting around in our brand-new British Knights, 15 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:29,661 jammin' out to our Panasonic portable sound system, 16 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,898 as we chow down on a year's supply of Chef Boyardee. 17 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:35,601 It's all our dreams wrapped into one. (LAUGHS) 18 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:38,337 But the coolest part, It was filmed in Philly, 19 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,571 which meant one thing. 20 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,640 All right. Shut your giggle holes. 21 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:42,474 I have two announcements. 22 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:47,312 First, whoever wrote my phone number in the boys' bathroom 23 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:47,880 will be found. 24 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,716 I called and asked if his refrigerator was running. 25 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:53,218 It wasn't, so it ended up being sad. 26 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,021 Second, some game show called Double Dare 27 00:00:56,023 --> 00:00:57,456 is holding auditions at our school, 28 00:00:57,458 --> 00:01:00,959 and two of you will be picked to be on their show. 29 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,762 Now let's get those bodies TV-ready. 30 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:06,999 Dude, this is seriously the best day of my life, 31 00:01:07,001 --> 00:01:09,435 and I once got mistaken for Mary Lou Retton. 32 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:09,968 Dorothy Hamill. 33 00:01:09,970 --> 00:01:11,470 We're actually gonna be on Double Dare. 34 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:14,773 You two so have this in the bag. 35 00:01:14,775 --> 00:01:16,308 (LAUGHS) 36 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,242 Bro, you don't have a prayer. 37 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,312 Shut up, Dave Kim. This face was made for TV. 38 00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:22,147 But that voice... Youch. 39 00:01:22,149 --> 00:01:25,551 You two can't compete with Handsome Ben. 40 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:26,652 ADULT ADAM: He was right. 41 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:27,553 We all had one growing up... 42 00:01:27,555 --> 00:01:28,987 The vicious rival who always won. 43 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:31,290 Who always beats you out for class president? Handsome Ben. 44 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,959 And who always gets the lead in the musical? Handsome Ben. 45 00:01:33,961 --> 00:01:38,297 Who was first in line to see Temple of Doom? Handsome Ben. 46 00:01:38,299 --> 00:01:40,999 You had to sit in the second row, 47 00:01:41,001 --> 00:01:41,633 like a chump. 48 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,536 Fine! You're right! He wins every time. 49 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:46,438 But this will be different. 50 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,439 Will it? 51 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,373 Look at him. 52 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:50,008 Hey, AG. Hey, Dave Kim. 53 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:53,445 Hi, Ben. (GIGGLES) Hey, buddy. 54 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,513 You're right. He's amazing. 55 00:01:54,515 --> 00:01:56,448 My only real shot is to win over the producers 56 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,351 by picking a partner that'll make me stand out. 57 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,019 Perhaps someone like... 58 00:02:01,021 --> 00:02:02,154 "Cute Dave Kim." 59 00:02:02,156 --> 00:02:03,388 No one calls you that. 60 00:02:03,390 --> 00:02:04,823 I was thinking Pops. 61 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:05,524 Your grandfather? 62 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,461 Nothing wins people over more than an adorable old man. 63 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,130 Handsome Ben is going down. 64 00:02:11,132 --> 00:02:13,398 Kid won't know what hit him. 65 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:16,468 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 66 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:20,939 ¶ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 67 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,642 ¶ I don't know the future 68 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,546 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 69 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:29,381 ADULT ADAM: It was fall 1980-something, 70 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:31,283 and Barry and my dad were sitting down 71 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,618 to what they did every Sunday... 72 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,786 Watch the Eagles... Go, baby, go, baby, go! 73 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:37,222 ...for better or worse. Fumble? No! 74 00:02:37,224 --> 00:02:37,990 That's it. Season's over. 75 00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,592 It's the first game of the year. They already blew it. 76 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:41,360 We got to fire the coach 77 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,528 and start thinking about next year. 78 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:45,597 ADULT ADAM: Whenever they'd watch, my dad would turn on the team, 79 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,065 while my brother was hopelessly positive. 80 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,067 Look, all we need is a turnover, a touchdown, 81 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:52,938 a 2-point conversion, an onside kick, and two more touchdowns. 82 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,373 Or 12 safeties. 83 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,674 Turn it off! I can't take it anymore. 84 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:59,645 And they each handled an Eagles loss in their own special way. 85 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:01,146 Hey, buddy. Got you a new burger flipper. 86 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:04,917 I noticed your old spatula was a little worse for wear. 87 00:03:04,919 --> 00:03:07,853 Look at you. Always so damn nice, huh? 88 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:08,754 Well, I'm sick of it. 89 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,656 Lashing out because the Eagles lost? 90 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:11,590 And I'm sick of your face. 91 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:13,158 I'll just leave this and go. 92 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,928 I will kill you with this spatula, 93 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,763 you thoughtful, thoughtful man! 94 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,998 As for my brother, an Eagles loss meant 95 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,768 several heartbroken days of utter depression. 96 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,835 Hey. Hugh Hefner. 97 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,070 Cover your downstairs stuff. 98 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:26,872 You're in school, not the grotto. 99 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:28,307 The Eagles lost. 100 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,208 Ohhh. 101 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,309 Take the day. 102 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,212 Make room, everybody! Eagles fan coming through! 103 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:35,080 Thankfully, a new week meant a new chance 104 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,549 for my dad and bro to help the Eagles win... 105 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,252 Through a series of crazy superstitions. 106 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,019 Let's get this going. 107 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,554 I got on my good-luck jersey and underpants. 108 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:45,090 Now time for some pregame cabbage patching 109 00:03:45,092 --> 00:03:46,758 to supercharge our good luck. 110 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:47,659 Even if the superstitions 111 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,461 breached the boundary of common sense. 112 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,430 Do it better! The Eagles need us! 113 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:52,764 Or any sense at all. 114 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,499 Who wants some double-cheesy nachos? 115 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,735 Stop where you're at! Mom, you know the rules! 116 00:03:56,737 --> 00:03:59,104 Once you step foot on the den floor, the Eagles will lose. 117 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:03,075 What happens in this house has no impact on the game. 118 00:04:03,077 --> 00:04:04,409 That is adorable. 119 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:05,210 I am not bad luck. 120 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:07,012 Would you just stop with this already? 121 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:09,648 What happened the first Sunday after we got married, 122 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,017 when you insisted on watching the game with me? 123 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,720 They lost by six stupid touchdowns. 124 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,355 Just come and get your nachos. 125 00:04:16,357 --> 00:04:17,089 Mom, you know the rules. 126 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,858 Once the game starts, we can't move from our spot. 127 00:04:19,860 --> 00:04:20,726 Now truck it over on the animal. 128 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:23,762 ADULT ADAM: This '80s toy monster truck was their typical lifeline, 129 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:27,199 mostly due to its retractable claws for stability. 130 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:28,166 (BOTH SIGH) 131 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,935 The claws did nothing! 132 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:30,836 Stay back! Don't clean it up! 133 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:33,238 There's hot cheese on my rug! 134 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,506 That's its home now! 135 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:35,907 She jinxed us! 136 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,743 Do your idiot dance! 137 00:04:40,314 --> 00:04:42,881 Pops, I have amazing news! 138 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,850 You're gonna be my partner on Double Dare! 139 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,252 That's the best news I've heard all day. 140 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,087 Also, what's Double Dare? 141 00:04:49,089 --> 00:04:51,423 Only the country's hottest game show. 142 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,425 You love game shows, right? 143 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:53,892 You bet. 144 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,895 That Vanna White sure can turn a letter. 145 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:57,396 Ha ha! 146 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,831 Don't say any of that at our audition. 147 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,034 In fact, leave all the talking to me. 148 00:05:02,036 --> 00:05:03,435 You sure you don't want to do this 149 00:05:03,437 --> 00:05:04,936 with one of your little friends? 150 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,105 Nah. She'll understand. 151 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,440 Ow! You punched me in the heart! 152 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,343 You're picking your grandfather over me? Seriously? 153 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,812 You know it's been my dream to go on Double Dare. 154 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,548 It's selfish of you not to support that. 155 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,816 How am I the weak link? 156 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,217 You got flat feet and a lazy eye. 157 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,888 That Double Dare human-hamster wheel will eat you alive. 158 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,889 I had no choice. 159 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:24,690 This is the only way 160 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,858 I can beat my lifelong rival, Handsome Ben. 161 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:30,228 Dude, you're not his rival. It's totally one-sided. 162 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,097 Oh, yeah? Watch this. 163 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,465 Hey, Ben. 164 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:33,932 'Sup, Adam? 165 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,834 Good luck at the Double Dare tryouts. 166 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,035 I hope you get it. 167 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,537 (CHUCKLES) 168 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,972 Stupid, generous Handsome Ben. 169 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,007 Well, I don't need you. 170 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,642 I'm gonna make it on the show and win, 171 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:46,745 and I won't save any slime for you! 172 00:05:46,747 --> 00:05:49,014 Is that a new trapper keeper, Adam? 173 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,717 Sweet. Just got it. Thanks. 174 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:52,684 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 175 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,585 I will bury you. 176 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:57,022 ADULT ADAM: While I was plotting to beat my lifelong rival, 177 00:05:57,024 --> 00:06:00,025 my mom had plotted a way into the den. 178 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,193 What... What is this? What are you doing? 179 00:06:01,195 --> 00:06:02,894 Don't worry. I'm not touching the floor. 180 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,031 I'm just gonna bust some dust and be on my way. 181 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,833 (VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING) 182 00:06:07,835 --> 00:06:08,266 Poop! 183 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,568 Bevy, please! Come on! Dear lord, no! 184 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,237 And then something crazy happened. 185 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:12,904 Oh! (SCREAMING) 186 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:15,907 The Eagles intercepted the moment my mom stepped on the floor. 187 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,109 And as soon as she left... 188 00:06:17,111 --> 00:06:19,177 Come on! Are you kidding? 189 00:06:19,179 --> 00:06:20,479 ...the Eagles fumbled. 190 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,914 Dude. Did you see that? 191 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,217 When mom was in here, the Eagles kicked butt. 192 00:06:25,219 --> 00:06:27,386 The second she left, the Eagles sucked butt. 193 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:28,053 What are you saying? 194 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,755 Do you think mom's good luck? 195 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:32,290 No. It's just a dumb coincidence. 196 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,326 Only one way to find out. 197 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:36,428 Kee-ya! What the hell! 198 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,229 Shut up. Shut up. 199 00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:39,631 Mom! I think dad spilled something! 200 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,199 Hey, hey! 201 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,301 It's okay. I've always got a rag. 202 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:44,669 It's a mom secret. (CHUCKLES) 203 00:06:44,671 --> 00:06:46,972 (CROWD CHEERING) They sacked Bradshaw. 204 00:06:46,974 --> 00:06:48,507 Get it! Get it! get it! 205 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,374 ...and they did. 206 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:50,342 Good god, mom did it! 207 00:06:50,344 --> 00:06:52,544 No! That was just another coincidence. 208 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,913 You keep your mother out of this. Understand? 209 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,548 Understand what? I heard "mother." 210 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,315 I'm the mother. Here I am. 211 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,152 Dude, all these years, we've got it wrong. 212 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,953 You're not a jinx. 213 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:05,223 You're like a real, actual lucky charm. 214 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,324 Thank you, schmoo. 215 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,225 No. Stop. 216 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:08,794 There's no such thing as actual luck. 217 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:11,029 Then why are you wearing your lucky jersey and underpants? 218 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:13,198 This helps the Eagles win, not your mother. 219 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:17,202 Looks like those greeny guys are celebrating something. 220 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:18,236 They scored! 221 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,938 Mom stays... Stays forever. 222 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,141 Oh! Ha! This is gonna be fun! 223 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,110 Go, greeny birds! 224 00:07:25,112 --> 00:07:25,644 MURRAY: No. 225 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,679 We have a system when we watch football, 226 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,649 and the number-one rule of that system is no talking. 227 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:33,185 ADULT ADAM: Naturally, my mom respected the rules... 228 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:34,853 Until the next week, when she didn't. 229 00:07:34,855 --> 00:07:37,856 Are the players married to the cheerleaders? 230 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,357 Do you think their families are mad 231 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,425 'cause they work on Sundays? 232 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,260 Ugh! Look at those grass stains. 233 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,262 Who washes those pants? 234 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,530 Aren't we all Patriots? 235 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,265 Oh ho! Look at that big, snuggly pileup. 236 00:07:47,267 --> 00:07:51,303 Why does the throwy guy keep putting his hands in the other guy's butt? 237 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:53,638 I have a better name for a team... 238 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,073 The Yankee Doodles. 239 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:55,607 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 240 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,577 You know what? Who wants bagel bites? 241 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,445 'Cause I'm gonna put some in the oven. 242 00:08:00,447 --> 00:08:02,447 What do I set it at? 2,000? 243 00:08:02,449 --> 00:08:03,748 No! Murray, you know the rule. 244 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,851 Don't touch any knobs in the kitchen. 245 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:09,554 Hey! Come back fast. We need you on defense. 246 00:08:09,556 --> 00:08:11,289 Isn't this great? 247 00:08:11,291 --> 00:08:12,057 Woman's got to go. 248 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,092 What? No! she's part of the game ritual. 249 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:14,926 There's no going back. 250 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,995 A man needs time away from his wife, 251 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,464 and for me, football is that time. 252 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,566 So, what? You're just gonna tell her to go away? 253 00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,101 You know mom. It'll crush her. 254 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:26,137 Don't worry. I'll be sensitive. 255 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:28,673 Hey, honey. 256 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:31,309 Would you put that down and get out? 257 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:31,676 What? 258 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,445 Listen, it's not that I don't love 259 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:34,913 spending every moment with you, 260 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,449 but you don't understand football, 261 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:38,316 and it's distracting. 262 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,585 Well, that sounds like an excuse. 263 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:44,089 Okay, imagine if I go to your scrapbook club 264 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:44,890 and every few seconds, 265 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:46,858 I interrupt you with a question 266 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,493 about what glitter I should use. 267 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,595 Well, that would be ridiculous 268 00:08:50,597 --> 00:08:53,098 because there's opaque, translucent, chunky, 269 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:58,036 micro-fine, spray-on, brush-on, squeeze-on... 270 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,504 Oh. 271 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,307 I get it. 272 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,174 I'll go. 273 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,175 That means a lot, Bevy. 274 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:07,445 And that's how you do marriage. 275 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,781 And so my mom got the message. 276 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:11,750 Teach me everything about football. 277 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,351 You've come to the right place. 278 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:15,620 It was just the wrong message. 279 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:20,258 Let's start with the basics. This is the quarterback. 280 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,595 These are the linemen, receivers, running back. 281 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:24,129 Question... 282 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,230 What do all those words mean? 283 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,533 Simplifying, there's offense and defense. 284 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:32,203 Question... Are those things I should already know? 285 00:09:32,205 --> 00:09:33,838 Simplifying... 286 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,373 This is a football. 287 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,141 Question... 288 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,577 Is the plural of football "feetball"? 289 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:39,177 Ohh! God! 290 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:42,514 Why won't anyone answer me? What are you people hiding? 291 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,082 My god. I can't take this anymore. 292 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:47,118 Look, there is only one way to teach mom anything... 293 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,588 Put it in terms she understands. 294 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,389 Okay, this is a football, 295 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:54,759 but I want you to imagine it's actually me as a baby. 296 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,094 Aww! 297 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:56,828 (GASPS) ooh! 298 00:09:56,830 --> 00:10:00,332 Now, your job is to protect that baby at all costs. 299 00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:01,866 Of course. 300 00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:02,367 Who are they? 301 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,469 Hi, Erica! You called, and I came right away. 302 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,203 Isn't that nice of me? 303 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,738 As you can see, they're the enemy. 304 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,373 We call them the defensive line. 305 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,207 Their job is to stop you. 306 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:12,577 Translation... They're a band of evil college recruiters, 307 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:15,046 wanting to take your precious little girl away 308 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:18,083 to an out-of-state university. 309 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,452 But that's too far. How will I see you every day? 310 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,053 You've only got one choice... 311 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,289 Get that baby back to our house. 312 00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:25,390 Or the end zone. 313 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,692 (CLEARS THROAT) Please move. 314 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:28,927 No way. Please move! 315 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,296 Oh, we're comin' for you. Gimme that baby! 316 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,764 Never! Hike! 317 00:10:32,766 --> 00:10:34,399 Go! Go! Oh. 318 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,335 Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 319 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:38,370 Whoo! 320 00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,437 (LAUGHS) 321 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:40,905 I made it home! 322 00:10:40,907 --> 00:10:42,107 I made it home. 323 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,842 Or the end zone. 324 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,744 Oh! I get it! 325 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,112 Come on, guys. Where's the "D"? 326 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,513 I just don't know where to touch her. 327 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,981 Maybe I should just cover Erica. 328 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,383 I hate you so much, Geoff. 329 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,118 Shut it, okay? It's enough. 330 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,886 While my mom was ready for game day, 331 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,888 I was ready for my game-show debut. 332 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,491 Hi, kids. I'm Zane, and this is Ellen. 333 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,793 We've set up a practice course 334 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,362 to simulate actual Double Dare. 335 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,530 Now pick a partner. 336 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,966 That's right. Let's get messy! 337 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,969 Yep, I knew exactly how to wow the producers. 338 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:14,372 Three words... Make an entrance. 339 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,140 Sorry we're late. 340 00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:17,976 Me and my best friend got held up on the public bus. 341 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:21,079 No way. You can't pick a cute old man. 342 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:21,913 That's not fair. 343 00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:24,249 Sorry, sister... Not against the rules. 344 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,151 I checked. (ALL GROAN) 345 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,554 What kind of a farkakte game show is this? 346 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,722 I thought it was just trivia. 347 00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:33,591 Oh, it is. And some physical challenges. 348 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:36,127 It looks slimy and unsafe. 349 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,296 You're Pops! You can do anything! 350 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,165 What the (BLEEP) is that thing? 351 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:42,233 You play tennis and date twins 352 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:44,402 and drink martinis when the sun's out. 353 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,338 Yes, I do sample from the salad bar of life. 354 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,973 Then let's show 'em what we're made of. 355 00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:51,609 (GRUNTING) Go, go, go! You got it. 356 00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,812 I can't find the damn flag. 357 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,746 Look under the pad of butter! 358 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,681 They always hide it under the pad of butter! 359 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,884 Aw, there's no flag here! 360 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:01,219 (GRUNTING) 361 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,155 This is my good tracksuit! 362 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,024 (GROANS) 363 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:07,859 Why am I here? 364 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,462 Oh, no, no! 365 00:12:10,464 --> 00:12:11,396 (GROANS) 366 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,465 This is not a game show! 367 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,066 Faster! (GROANS) 368 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,101 Po... (SIGHS) 369 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,803 I'm not a hamster! I'm a human man! 370 00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:22,307 That... Did not go well. 371 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,308 No, it did not. 372 00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,043 I'm sorry I let you down, kiddo. 373 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,612 I'm gonna dig my watch out of the butter and leave. 374 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,949 Well, how'd it go with your adorable best friend? 375 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:31,983 Great. So great. 376 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,885 Listen, I was thinking... 377 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,187 Our friendship is too important. 378 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,922 We should be partners. 379 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:38,790 I don't think so. 380 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,425 See, I already got a partner. 381 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:43,461 You ready to rock, muscles? 382 00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:44,462 Seriously? 383 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,265 Of all the people, you ditch me for that putz? 384 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,299 Now you know how it feels. 385 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,636 Well, we'll see how you feel when Handsome Ben chokes. 386 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:54,139 He's got the looks, but not the chops. 387 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,039 (LAUGHS) done. 388 00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:57,609 And I got the course record, too. 389 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:00,411 Balls! 390 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,747 That is one hard schnoz. 391 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,983 As I was losing a best friend... 392 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:05,683 Set...hike! 393 00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:09,120 ...my mom was learning how to win at feetball. 394 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:13,992 (LAUGHING) Touchdown! 395 00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,426 Whoo! 396 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,361 Oh, yeah! 397 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,262 You're in my house now! 398 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:21,900 You're gonna come in and take off your shoes 'cause I just vacuumed. 399 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,135 That's how "in my house" you are! 400 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:24,569 Whoo! 401 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,171 I think our work here is done. 402 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,808 I have a feeling your dad is gonna be a very happy man! 403 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,976 BEVERLY: Let's go, Eagles "D"! 404 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:32,944 Sack! BARRY: Yes! 405 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,412 (LAUGHS) Yes, baby. 406 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,749 Turns out learning football just ruined it for my dad. 407 00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:39,150 Isn't this great? 408 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:39,818 Mur, you got it all. 409 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,853 Yeah, she did the thing I asked her to do, 410 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,521 so it'd be wrong of me to complain. 411 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,257 Watch... Next play, they're gonna throw the long ball. 412 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,492 That's nuts. It's third and short. 413 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,660 They're gonna go up the middle. 414 00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,261 No. They're expecting the rush. 415 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,731 Gah! Stop saying things with sports-fueled knowledge! 416 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,333 Let's all just not talk until the Eagles win, okay? 417 00:13:55,335 --> 00:14:00,071 Unfortunately for my dad, they really were expecting the rush. 418 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,240 Boom! Ha ha! 419 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,141 Who called it? 420 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,343 Mama bird... That's who! 421 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,177 Face! 422 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,812 Aah! That's it! 423 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,380 You got to go. 424 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:10,882 Go? 425 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,316 But... 426 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:14,819 I learned football. (CHUCKLING) I did what you said. 427 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,154 Thing is, I lied. 428 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,824 Look, I think the key to a good marriage is time apart, 429 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,193 and for me, football is that time. 430 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,395 Well, I think the key to a good marriage 431 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,698 is spending time together. 432 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:30,134 But if you don't want me here... 433 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,803 I'll go. 434 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,906 While my Double Dare dreams had been dashed, 435 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:36,608 Emmy's were looking better than ever, 436 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,844 thanks to athletic, horrible Handsome Ben. 437 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,246 Look at Handsome Ben go. 438 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:43,248 His feet barely touch the slime. 439 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:45,783 I feel like it's right... 440 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,384 Here. 441 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,519 Yes! Yes! Got it! come on. 442 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:49,721 Well done, kids! 443 00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:51,723 Looks like you two are the team to beat. 444 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,325 Couldn't ask for a better partner. 445 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,293 (CHUCKLES) 446 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,896 I think that was directed at you. 447 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,530 Yes! Thank you, Dave Kim. 448 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,634 Looks like all of those months of practice with Emmy 449 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,235 really paid off. 450 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,271 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Months? 451 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,340 Yeah, we overheard Coach Mellor at the beginning of the year 452 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,508 saying Double Dare was coming. 453 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:13,411 That's when we agreed to partner up and... Pbht! What? 454 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,213 Handsome Ben's just confused. 455 00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:15,980 Let me get this straight. 456 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,016 You picked him before I even asked you? 457 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,585 Kinda. You've been torturing me for a week, 458 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,253 and you did the exact same thing! 459 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,622 I was at least gonna lie and let you down easy. 460 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:25,657 Well, you make a great team... 461 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:28,192 Handsome Ben and "sack of crap" Emmy. 462 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:30,061 Take it back, nerd! 463 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,663 ADULT ADAM: Sure, it was an honest accident. 464 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,765 However, what happened next wasn't. 465 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,567 After that, no one was at their best. 466 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,236 Whoa, whoa! 467 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,204 Both of you... Out! 468 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,239 But you said I was a lock. 469 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,442 That was before you made a mess of this course. 470 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,077 Now go. 471 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,614 Thanks a lot. 472 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:53,985 Well, looks like you're gonna need a new partner. 473 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,753 For sure. 474 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,488 Hey, Amy, be my partner? 475 00:15:57,490 --> 00:16:00,224 Definitely. You're handsome. 476 00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,529 Dave Kim... Always a bridesmaid. 477 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,768 ADULT ADAM: My dad knew he needed to make it right with my mom. 478 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:13,938 Only problem... He had no idea how. 479 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:15,707 (CLANKING) 480 00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:18,843 Time to cook the steak-umms! 481 00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:20,244 Hope I don't make a mess! 482 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,547 Why are you narrating your kitchen experience? 483 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,283 I'm trying to lure your mother downstairs. 484 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,518 I don't know what's wrong. This always works. 485 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,220 Yeah, well, you really hurt her feelings. 486 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,456 You're a, uh, lady person. 487 00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,156 How do I un-hurt them? 488 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,926 Hello? Mom took an interest in something you love. 489 00:16:34,928 --> 00:16:37,061 Just show her that you can do the same thing. 490 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,297 What... Like yakking on the phone, shopping, 491 00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:42,500 or pushing the hot thing over the clothes? 492 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:43,468 Ironing? 493 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,202 No, those are chores. 494 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,604 I'm talking about stuff that makes her happy, 495 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:47,338 like jazzercise. 496 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,607 That dancy thing where she puts on the stretchy clothes 497 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,909 and rolls around on the ground like a drunk toddler? 498 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:54,979 Good point. You should focus on something more your speed. 499 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,648 And by speed, I mean no speed. 500 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,217 I got it. 501 00:16:59,219 --> 00:16:59,817 Son of a bitch! 502 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:02,320 This can't be done! No one can do it! 503 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,155 What exactly are you doing? 504 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:04,989 Scrapbooking... 505 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,924 Your mother's favorite hobby. 506 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,426 But it's a nightmare! 507 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:09,394 Stupid glue! 508 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,429 Everything I touch sticks to me! 509 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,597 Just calm down, okay? 510 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,332 I'm sure what you made is fine. 511 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,567 (HORROR MUSIC PLAYS) 512 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,404 Holy crap! What is that? 513 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,004 Our sweet memories. 514 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,472 Why did you cut out the letters? 515 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,473 It looks like a ransom note. 516 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,642 You know I'm not good at penmanship! 517 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,343 Why'd you put "look"? 518 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,712 What am I supposed to look at... His red demon eyes? 519 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,480 I was trying to make them sparkle with glitter, 520 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,517 but no one tells you how complicated glitter is. 521 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:35,620 It looks like something a 10-year-old serial killer would make. 522 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,220 I know! 523 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:39,757 Let me break this down for you in terms you understand. 524 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:43,194 Imagine this page is the football field 525 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,797 and this baby picture... The quarterback. 526 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:47,598 ADULT ADAM: As Erica was coaching my dad, 527 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,767 Coach Mellor had the Double Dare results. 528 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,802 All right, listen up. 529 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:53,438 I just found out who got picked for the game show 530 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,541 that left all sorts of stains on my gym floor. 531 00:17:56,543 --> 00:18:00,078 And our new TV stars are... 532 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,780 ...Handsome Ben and Regular Amy. 533 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,382 We're in! We did it! Yes! 534 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,016 Wait... What? 535 00:18:05,018 --> 00:18:06,784 Turns out losing out on Double Dare 536 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:10,621 isn't nearly as bad as losing your best friend. 537 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,790 (SIGHS) 538 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:19,497 Hey. 539 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,532 I'm not talking to you, jackass. 540 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:23,234 That should've been me. 541 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,602 It should've been us. 542 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,504 There is no us. 543 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:31,342 Look, I don't blame you for picking Ben two months ago. 544 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,810 He's not my rival. 545 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,979 He's just amazing. 546 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,115 I guess... 547 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,684 I'm a jackass, too. 548 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,785 Little bit. 549 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,352 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 550 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:44,055 So much for always having each other's backs. 551 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:46,424 I mean, Double Dare tore us apart. 552 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,825 So fast. 553 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,828 Are we, like, terrible best friends? 554 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,396 Maybe. 555 00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:53,097 But if we are, 556 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,466 I hope we're terrible best friends forever. 557 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,636 I'm talking graduation, college, law school. 558 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,038 Hell, I'm gonna be the bro of honor at your wedding. 559 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,709 And when you're like 100 and at an old-age home, 560 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:06,711 I'm gonna be watching Double Dare 561 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:08,045 right there next to you. 562 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:08,913 (CHUCKLES) 563 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,249 You think it'll still be on? 564 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,184 Oh, for sure. 565 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,987 I made you something. 566 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,522 What is this? 567 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,224 I know how hard you worked learning my favorite thing, 568 00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:23,561 so I thought it was time I learned about yours. 569 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,463 ¶ Stay with me 570 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,232 You made a scrapbook for me? 571 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,968 Pretty good, huh? No. It's a train wreck. 572 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,937 You glittered where you should've laced, 573 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,106 and you laced where you should've stenciled. 574 00:19:35,108 --> 00:19:36,841 It's all so complicated! 575 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,442 Doesn't matter. 576 00:19:38,444 --> 00:19:39,343 I love it. 577 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,912 Look, I'm lucky to have a wife 578 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,714 who wants to spend time with a man like me. 579 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,449 So what do you say... 580 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:48,553 Next time, I tag along to your scrapbook club? 581 00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,987 You were right. 582 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:53,157 Scrapbooking is my time away. 583 00:19:53,159 --> 00:19:55,026 You just stick with your feetball. 584 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,594 ADULT ADAM: With that, my parents decided 585 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,529 to give each other some space... 586 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,132 Until the Eagles fumbled. 587 00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:01,666 Aah! 588 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:02,900 That's it. Season's over. 589 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,203 No, all we need's a touchdown, 590 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,470 an onside kick, a field goal, 591 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:07,939 and then two more touchdowns. 592 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:08,539 Stop it. 593 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,274 Off to the craft store. Be back in a jiff. 594 00:20:10,276 --> 00:20:11,542 No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! 595 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,211 Come here, come here, come here, come here. 596 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,746 I think the Eagles could use some of your luck. 597 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,380 ¶ Stay with me 598 00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,584 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about the relationships that matter most. 599 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,620 Sure, they get messy, and sometimes you fumble, 600 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:25,556 but when you're a team, you always win. 601 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,226 Ben and Amy, on what TV series 602 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,128 does Andy Griffith regularly play a lawyer? 603 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,530 Matlock. Yes, right again. 604 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,965 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) You have another $10. 605 00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,033 Guess we should call her "Smart Amy". 606 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,002 ¶ Beautiful girl ¶ 607 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,405 Ben and Amy, on what TV series 608 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,609 does Andy Griffith regularly play a lawyer? 609 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,211 Matlock. Yes, right again. 610 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,540 Aah! It never ends! 611 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,875 (GROANS) 612 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,115 Come on, big tasty! Dig deep! 613 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,183 Goldberg! What the hell are you doing? 614 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,885 Tryouts were yesterday. 615 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,488 Tryouts for what?