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The '80s was the decade
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of great dance movies,
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but nothing had the moves
or magic
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of the epic
love story "Dirty Dancing."
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And no one loved it more
than Beverly Goldberg.
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Somebody who's
taught me...
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...That there are people
willing to stand up
for other people
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no matter what
it costs them.
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(MIMICKING) Sit down, Jake.
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Unfortunately, my mom
dragged me
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to see it with her...
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17 times.
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You said we could
see "Spaceballs."
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There's no space or balls
in this whole movie.
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Hold my hand.
Live this with me.
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My mom was so obsessed,
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she even bought a copy for
the low price of $89.99.
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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Nobody!
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My God, his arms
are like glistening
tree trunks.
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And -- woof --
mama like that mullet.
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[ Snorts ]
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Adult ADAM: "dirty dancing"
Was the only thing
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that got my mom and sister
to get along.
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For the first time ever,
they were, like, friends.
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You know, this is actually
based on a true story.
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I'm pretty sure
that's not true.
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It's real, and you can't
take that away from me.
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Wait...maybe it can be!
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The sucky losers
on the school
dance committee
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are still fighting
over a theme.
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We can do
a "dirty dancing" dance!
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Are you telling me you get
to live "dirty dancing,"
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And I could live
every moment
through you?
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That's not what
I'm saying at all.
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It's decided.
We do this dance.
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Aw, screw it!
Help me plan it.
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Lame!
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Sorry, ladies.
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Truth bomb coming in!
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This one gonna hurt!
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"Dirty dancing" sucks!
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No! Don't you
ruin this for us!
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There's only one dance movie
in this world that matters --
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"footloose"!
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-Go away!
-Stop this at once!
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It has it all --
gymnastics,
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bros bonding secretly
with dance,
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and a ruggedly handsome
outsider
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who dances into the hearts
of a small town.
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Please!
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"Dirty dancing"
Is at least realistic.
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A beautiful girl dances into
the hearts of a small resort.
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No. Patrick swayze can only be
a badass roadhouse bouncer,
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not some tight-pants-wearing
mountain dancer.
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You are grounded
for six weeks!
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No tv or phone!
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But I need the phone to talk
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and the tv
to watch television!
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That's the point.
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Fine!
You take away my "footloose,"
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I take away
your "dirty dancing."
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-What?
-No!
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-Hey!
-No!
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Hands off my swayze!
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He's a bouncer! No!
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Dancer!
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He is a bouncer!
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He's a bouncer!
-Dancer!
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-Dancer!
-He's a bouncer!
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Dancer! Dancer!
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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It was march 2nd,
1980-something,
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and my mom had one simple
request of my dad.
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Murray, there's
something wrong
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with the wheels
on this vacuum cleaner.
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Can you come down
and take a look at it?
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I just bought you a new
used one nine years ago!
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I'm telling you,
it's sticking.
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See, if you just move it
back and forth, you know?
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Seems fine to me.
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Just move with it
a little.
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Just, uh, take
a few steps forward
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and a few steps back.
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-Yeah.
-There it goes.
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¶ Because I've Had ¶
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Just really get
into the rhythm
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of the vacuum.
¶ The Time Of My Life ¶
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Oh-ho-ho, no!
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I see what you're doing.
I am not dancing with you.
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Damn it!
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I was inches away from having
the time of my life.
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Inches!
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¶ And I -- ¶
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[ Click ]
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Hoo-hoo!
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That was a close one,
huh?
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You mean, how you almost gave
your wife the one thing
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she's desperately wanted
for the last 25 years?
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The nerve of some people.
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See? You get it.
Why doesn't she?
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Murray,
it's important to her.
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It's just dancing.
What's the big deal?
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For one thing,
I literally
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have never danced a day
in my life.
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And based upon
my current energy level,
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not gonna start soon.
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Oh, stop.
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Everyone's danced
at some point.
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Yeahhhh, not me.
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You've never been
in the shower and
hummed a few bars?
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I'm all business
in the shower.
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Soap, rinse, out.
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You've never once
been driving,
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and Miami sound machine
comes on
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and you tap your finger
on the wheel?
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Tap my finger?
Who am I, Gregory Hines?
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Are you trying to say
that even as a little boy,
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you never once clapped
your hands to the radio?
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My dad traded it
for a bucket.
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That's how I got
my birthday bucket.
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¶
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This is a nightmare!
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And you're to blame.
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True.
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And it's going to be
the first school dance
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ever worth going to.
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No. When will this "dirty
dancing" oppression end?!
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When will everybody cut loose,
footloose,
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lick off
your sundae spoons?!
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Sweetie, I keep
telling you, the song
is not about ice cream.
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You don't know!
No one does!
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Hey, pretty pretty.
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Guess you're
gonna be looking
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for a partner to practice
those sensual moves with.
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And it's not
going to be you.
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Come on,
I know every single move
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that swayze does
in that movie.
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-Seriously?
-Ah, good for you.
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Actually, I've never seen it,
but I will now,
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and I will dedicate
my life
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to becoming your own
personal swayze.
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You go full swayze,
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maybe I'll let you
dance near me.
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Proximity dance!
It's a deal!
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Yeah. No deal.
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Hey!
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There is no way
"dirty dancing"
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Will ever be a theme at
a school-sanctioned dance.
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Give me one good reason!
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It's literally got "dirty"
In the title,
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not to mention it's
wildly inappropriate.
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Inappropriate?!
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"Wildly inappropriate."
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That piece
of human [Bleep]
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Doesn't know what's
inappropriate for children.
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He said the theme's
gonna be "soda pop hop."
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It's over, mom.
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Over?
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Did johnny castle give up
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when he was unjustly fired
from kellerman's?
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No, he did not.
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That's right!
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He came back
and danced dirty,
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and so will you after I march
down to that school
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and give Principal Ball
a piece of my mind.
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No. Let me march.
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-You want to march?
-I do.
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-Down there?!
-Yes!
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To demand unrealistic changes
to school policy,
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with a complete disdain
for reason and common sense?
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I learned from the best.
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I've never been prouder
to call you my daughter.
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And I've never been proud
to be your daughter
until now.
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And so, for the first time,
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Erica Goldberg
marched down to school
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and channeled
Beverly Goldberg.
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And if you still say no,
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I'll go above your shiny head
to the PTA.
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No, the school board.
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No, the secretary
of education.
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So, what do you and your
coffee-stained tie
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have to say to that?
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A month's detention.
What?!
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That's not how this is
supposed to work!
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The thing is, I'm an adult,
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and the way you're speaking to
me is completely unacceptable.
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But I'm a Goldberg.
This is what we do.
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And fortunately
for both of us, you're
not your mother
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[Chuckling] And she's not
here right now.
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But...i think
we could compromise
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on something
besides a dirty dance.
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A compromise, huh?
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Okay, door's always open,
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but no more
steamrolling me!
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I want your respect.
Understand?
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Uh, I'm not following.
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[ Sighs ]
Thank goodness that's over.
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¶
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As Erica was channeling
my mom at school,
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my dad was being schooled
by pops.
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Ah, murray,
perfect timing.
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Come over here,
take a seat.
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I want you to look at that
handsome young man
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and tell me what you see.
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Someone who was still able
to drop his pants in peace.
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No!
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This is a photo
of your first dance,
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your first act
as a married man,
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and you're not
even moving.
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I moved plenty that day.
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I walked down the aisle,
I stepped on the glass,
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I walked back up
the aisle.
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I was a regular
Carl Lewis.
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Damn it, murray,
when you asked
for my daughter's hand,
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you said you'd do everything
you could to make her happy.
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Does that look like
happiness to you?
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Ugh. Fine!
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I'll do one dance, but I'm not
moving my lower half.
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Did someone say
"dance instructor"?
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No! Where did you
even come from?!
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Come on!
It's like "footloose"!
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You're the dopey farm boy,
and I'm Kevin Bacon!
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Let me be your Bacon!
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Don't distract me
with bacon.
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I'm not dancing.
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Come on!
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¶ Everybody Cut Footloose ¶
Yeah!
Feel the beat!
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There's nothing wrong with
two bros bonding over dance.
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Barry, this is
a delicate situation.
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You're making it worse!
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Well, the infectious music
of Kenny Loggins
will win him over.
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It's not
winning him over.
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The human body is literally
programed to love Loggins.
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He can't say no!
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No!
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[ Click, music stops ]
Hey!
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What if I told you
there was a way
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that you could be
a dancing god
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without ever having
to move your body?
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No!
Don't listen to him!
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I'm listening.
All you got to do
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is raise your hands
over your head.
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-At the same time?
-Yes.
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You're gonna listen
to this lazy-eyed nerd
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when you have this
at your disposal?
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I'm gonna go with Adam's
easy thing.
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ADAM: Okay, if you can pull
this off with mom,
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you'll never
have to dance again.
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Are you insane?
I can't do that!
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And neither could Ferris
Bueller's lame-ass sister.
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00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,725
That is,
until she learned how.
256
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,361
I'm in a pool.
I don't want to be in a pool.
257
00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,196
In the movie,
they were in a lake.
258
00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,397
Would you rather be
in a lake?
259
00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,832
I'd rather be
in my chair!
260
00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,034
Put your hands up.
I'll jump to you.
261
00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,169
You catch me.
262
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,672
1...2...3.
263
00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,243
¶
264
00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,782
Aah!
My soft-belly meat!
265
00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,384
I'm cold.
Let's forget this.
266
00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:42,521
This is your chance
to make mom feel loved
and delighted!
267
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,556
I'm freezing
and miserable!
268
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,658
Don't you swim
away from me!
269
00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,860
What is that,
a doggy paddle?
270
00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,461
You're a grown man!
271
00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,796
While my dad's plan
to dance sank,
272
00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,900
Erica was ready to rise
to the occasion.
273
00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,433
Mom, guess what?
274
00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,036
I actually got principal ball
to say yes,
275
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,004
so the dirty dance
is back on.
276
00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:02,440
Well, that is
very surprising to me,
schmoop-aloo!
277
00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,175
[ Chuckling ]
I can't believe I did it.
278
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,478
Uh, you!
You did it, not me.
279
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,381
I was here [Chuckles]
Mopping.
280
00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,181
The dance is back on?
281
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,783
That means I can still
swayze you.
282
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,317
Let it go, Jeff.
283
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,185
I'm not gonna sensually
gyrate with you.
284
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,353
I'm sorry, "gyrate"?
285
00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,521
If I'm gonna get dirty
with anyone,
286
00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,391
it's gonna be
Marc McGonagle.
287
00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,725
Marc McGonagle?
288
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,459
Erica, I'm begging you.
289
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,995
Give me a chance to groove
all up on you.
290
00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:24,896
No. Do not do that.
291
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,197
Let our bodies speak
without words.
292
00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:30,302
Stop!
Nobody's body is speaking
to any other bodies.
293
00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:32,470
This is just a school dance.
294
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,004
Dirty dance.
295
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,206
Ugh, again
with that awful movie.
296
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,107
Think about it, dude.
297
00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,876
The school is letting us
dirty-dance.
298
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,578
They want us to get freaky.
299
00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,111
Unh!
300
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,114
Ladies' man Cogan
bringing it dirty, y'all!
301
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,649
That was not
in the movie.
302
00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,884
Yeah, we never saw the movie,
303
00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,218
but the title says it all.
304
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,020
Guys, if you're gonna
dirty-dance,
305
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,322
at least do it right.
306
00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:54,059
¶
307
00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,462
What have I done?
308
00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,365
-Florida.
-Yes.
309
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,468
After my dad's
botched dance lesson,
310
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,371
it seemed this was as close
to "dirty dancing"
311
00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,105
As he would get.
312
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,374
Look at him.
Has to be special effects.
313
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,744
No man can lift
a tiny lady like that.
314
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,446
You're finally watching
that movie, huh?
315
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,716
I know I promised
I'd take Bevy out dancing,
316
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,684
but I can't do it.
317
00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:20,785
I'll look stupid.
318
00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,821
Since when do you care
about how you look?
319
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,757
You spend half your life
puttering around this house
320
00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,524
in your underpants.
321
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,859
Well,
that's about comfort.
322
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,195
It's also a warning shot
to outsiders
323
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,062
that you're not welcome.
324
00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,497
All I'm saying is,
you always
325
00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,033
care less about what other
people think.
326
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:35,800
Why is this different?
327
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,535
Let me be honest
with you.
328
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,770
[ Sighs ]
329
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,972
I don't like
to move my body.
330
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,740
Yeah, we've met.
331
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,408
Now, the thing is,
I'm afraid.
332
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,512
Dancing in front of
all those people with
their judgy eyes --
333
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,279
I-i can't do it.
334
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,017
Well, you'll never know how
you'll look if you don't try.
335
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,220
Pops was right.
My dad had to see for himself.
336
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:59,391
Luckily, he spotted
my trusty camera.
337
00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,291
And, with no one around,
338
00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,228
he decided to give dancing
a shot.
339
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,097
He grooved, he grinded,
340
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:06,965
he gyrated,
341
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,067
he did...whatever this is.
342
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,237
Look at me!
Ha ha ha!
343
00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,638
I'm a guy who dances now!
344
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,608
He danced like no one
was watching,
345
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:17,642
and luckily, no one was.
346
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,278
Just a reminder,
I will be performing
347
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,015
with with my barbershop
quartet, the princi-pals,
348
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,750
at the open mike thursday...
349
00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,185
¶ Ni-i-ght ¶
350
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,220
Stop the announcements.
We need to talk.
351
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,055
No, no, no, no, no!
352
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,890
We had an agreement
over stern eye contact
353
00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,426
that if I gave in to your
daughter's dance demands,
354
00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,227
you would stay far away
from my office.
355
00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,597
But that was before I realized
that you were right
356
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,632
and there can be no dance.
357
00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,467
But you forced me
to flip-flop!
358
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,735
I flipped!
I can't flop back!
359
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,105
I didn't know how dirty
that dance was gonna be!
360
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,808
Which is why I wanted it
to be a soda pop hop!
361
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,110
It was my favorite dance
as a teen,
362
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,244
but no one's embraced it.
363
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,946
Well,
I'm embracing it, Earl.
364
00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,415
Fine! The dirty dance
is once again dead.
365
00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,351
One thing -- my daughter,
Erica, must never know
366
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,153
that I had anything
to do with this.
367
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,289
[ Whispering ]
I think that's your mom!
368
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,458
Yes, thank you, Lainey!
369
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,159
¶
370
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,494
You.
371
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,428
Hey!
372
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,865
What's up, best friend
who's also my daughter?
373
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,867
The PA. System was on
the whole time.
374
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:20,038
The whole school heard
every crazy word you said.
375
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:21,606
Oopsie.
376
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,475
You completely
betrayed me.
377
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,743
Who does that?!
378
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,344
A normal mama
who loves you
379
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,011
and you love back?
380
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,613
For once, I thought
we were a team
381
00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,582
and had something
in common.
382
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,016
Turns out,
we never will.
383
00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,285
As Erica left my mom
feeling low,
384
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,455
my dad was still high
on his sweet moves.
385
00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,924
Hoo-hoo!
Look at me go!
386
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,495
I have to admit, at first,
I was a little bit nervous,
387
00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:46,264
but now [Laughing]
Look at me!
388
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,932
[ Click, music stops ]
389
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,736
Burn this.
390
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,470
I'm sorry?
391
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,140
This must never be seen
by anyone.
392
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:55,974
I'm not following.
393
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,175
If you love my daughter,
394
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,344
you won't do any
of this ever again.
395
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,881
You said I wouldn't know if
I could dance until I tried.
396
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,616
Well, you tried
and now we know.
397
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,352
You cannot
and should not dance.
398
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,554
¶
Look at this.
399
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,488
Oh, no!
400
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,223
Adam, no, turn away!
401
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,291
It'll change you forever!
402
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,761
Oh, no, no, no!
What am I looking at?!
403
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:17,595
Turn away!
404
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,430
I want to, but I can't.
405
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,132
It's like the ark
from "raiders"!
406
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,001
You promised
you wouldn't judge me,
407
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,336
but I'm feeling a lot
of judging right now.
408
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,339
Don't make yourself
the victim in this.
409
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,941
That boy is the victim.
410
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,477
All I did was walk
into the room.
411
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,480
Okay, I know
you're super pissed at mom.
412
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,148
Well, I got good news.
413
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,350
Let my sanctuary
heal you!
414
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,221
I come here to release
my angry rage
that I always have.
415
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:43,755
How?
416
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:44,622
A little thing called...
417
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,891
The angry dance.
That's not a thing.
418
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,094
Tell that to Kevin Bacon's
body double in "Footloose."
419
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,462
[ "footloose" plays ]
420
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,298
Go on. Angry-dance!
421
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,067
Unleash your pain with tumbles
and flips!
422
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:56,734
You're an idiot.
423
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,802
I'm trying
to help you here.
424
00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,071
The only thing you're doing is
proving what a dope you are.
425
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,773
Your words
make me so angry!
426
00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,576
Dance it out, Barry.
Dance it out.
427
00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,912
¶ I've Been Working
So Hard ¶
428
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,515
¶ I'm Punching My Card ¶
429
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,151
¶ Eight Hours For What? ¶
430
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,154
¶ Oh, Tell Me What I Got ¶
431
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,256
¶ I've Got This Feeling ¶
432
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,627
¶ That Time's
Just holding me down ¶
433
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:27,365
¶
434
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,300
¶ I'll Hit The Ceiling ¶
435
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:34,639
¶ Or Else I'll Tear Up
This town ¶
436
00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,609
¶ Now I Gotta Cut Loose ¶
437
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,676
¶ Footloose ¶
438
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,946
¶ Kick Off
The Sunday Shoes ¶
439
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,682
¶ Loose, Footloose ¶
440
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,485
¶ Everybody Cut Footloose ¶
441
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,356
¶
442
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,023
[ Music stops ]
443
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,259
Now it's your turn.
Fight the power with dance!
444
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,561
Okay, I will never do
what you just did.
445
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,062
But you were right
about one thing.
446
00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,832
I can and will
fight the power
with dance.
447
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,902
Since when do we
need permission
to dance dirty?
448
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,137
We are gonna go to that dance
and get dirty
449
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,106
whether Principal Ball
likes it or not.
450
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,476
That's right.
You can't stop this.
451
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,349
Exactly, although
never do that again.
452
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,854
¶
453
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,324
The soda pop hop
was in full effect.
454
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,826
It was less than thrilling.
455
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,394
The '50s suck.
456
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,363
To think I dressed up
in my good rush shirt
and everything.
457
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,032
Thankfully for every kid
in that gym,
458
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,701
Erica and her friends
had other plans.
459
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,368
It's 21:00.
460
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,537
Operation "dance my way
into erica's heart" is a go.
461
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,773
That is not the name!
It's way too long.
462
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,876
¶
463
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,945
Yep, Erica was a girl
on a mission --
464
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:51,082
make a squeaky-clean dance
a little more dirty.
465
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,216
Baby has the watermelon.
466
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,017
-Roger.
-10-4.
467
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,052
I love sharing secrets
with you!
468
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,653
-You're so loud.
-Way too loud.
-I knew it.
469
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,356
¶ Sometimes Loving Dreams
Really do come true ¶
470
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,360
Hey, dude, some guy,
like, barfed on your van.
471
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,628
What? Who?
472
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,564
Who? Uh...me?
473
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,232
I'll kill you!
474
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,368
It was a needlessly
intricate plan
475
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,603
that was ready
to rock 'n' roll --
476
00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,073
that is,
until Barry rolled up.
477
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,040
It's boom time!
478
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,443
Stop! I don't know
what this is, but stop!
479
00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,210
It's a confetti cannon.
480
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,146
Now cut-up paper will
endlessly rain down on us
481
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,382
like in the final scene
of "footloose."
482
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:24,882
I told you --
483
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,251
this is "dirty dancing,"
Not "footloose"!
484
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,686
Hello?
An authority figure
485
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,421
has banned us
from moving our bodies.
486
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,358
Seriously, Erica,
I pity you.
487
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,525
I pity you both.
488
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,127
There is no way
I'm letting you
489
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,763
ruin this wonderful
soda pop hop!
490
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,364
Both of you, out!
491
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,632
If I'm going out,
I'm going out dirty!
492
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,934
Hit it, Lainey!
493
00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,302
And just like that,
494
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,370
my sister took
a leap of faith.
495
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,272
¶ Now I've Had
The time of my life ¶
No!
496
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:48,973
It's a dance about soda!
497
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,543
¶ No, I Never Felt ¶
Just like you practiced,
dude. You can do this.
498
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,479
¶ Like this before ¶
499
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,747
¶ Yes, I Swear ¶
Too fast!
500
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:58,449
Slow down!
¶ It's The Truth ¶
501
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,018
Maybe too big.
502
00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,053
Ohhh, I just blew it.
503
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,121
BARRY: And...
504
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,056
Footloose!
505
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,429
¶
506
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,196
Tell me where she is,
507
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,399
and I'll get the ball rolling
by calling her a moron.
508
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,566
My office.
509
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,868
And it is thrilling
510
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,103
to finally be on
the same page for once.
511
00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,039
I'm so sorry
about all of this, Earl.
512
00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,807
I never should've
shown her that movie.
513
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,376
It's just too dirty
for a child to handle.
514
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,111
I get it.
I'm a parent, too.
515
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,747
Our job is to save these kids
from themselves,
516
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,017
even if it means crushing
a dream or two.
517
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:33,651
Good luck.
518
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,687
It turned out, my mom
was living "dirty dancing,"
519
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,422
but she wasn't Baby --
520
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,291
she was her
controlling parent,
Jerry Orbach,
521
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:44,028
and that was a role
she refused to play.
522
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,431
Mom,
I know I screwed up...
523
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,698
Humiliated myself.
524
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,202
Got cake in my ear
and inhaled some confetti.
525
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,338
And I'm grounded for life,
which I deserve.
526
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,841
No, you don't.
527
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,276
What?
528
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:02,313
So, you wanted to live
"dirty dancing."
529
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,216
Nobody gets that
more than me.
530
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,885
I'd love to be Baby
(chuckles)
531
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,720
Get swept off my feet
532
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,291
and spun around
the dance floor.
533
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,528
Honestly,
it's all I've ever wanted.
534
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,930
[ Chuckles ]
535
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,933
I know it can't happen
for me,
536
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:26,704
but, uh,
it still can for you.
537
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,106
What are you saying?
538
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:31,576
Nobody puts my baby
in a corner.
539
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,211
And so, with the help
of our mom,
540
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,414
Erica cleaned herself off
and took center stage
541
00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,650
to have the time of her life.
542
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,487
¶ Now I've ¶
543
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,356
¶ Had The Time Of My Life ¶
544
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:50,394
¶ No, I Never Felt
Like this before ¶
545
00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,330
¶ Yes, I Swear ¶
546
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,332
¶ It's The Truth ¶
547
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:58,669
¶ And I Owe It All
To you-ou ¶
548
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,438
[ Crowd cheers ]
549
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,941
¶
550
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,546
¶ I've Been Waiting
For so long ¶
551
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,515
I think she gets that
from me.
552
00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,817
What in heaven's name
is happening?
553
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,987
I brought you here to shut
this nonsense down,
554
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:16,821
not make it worse!
555
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,856
The dirty dance
is back on!
556
00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,827
You might want to Orbach
these kids, but not me.
557
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,929
I Miss the '50s.
¶ Just Remember ¶
558
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,831
¶ You're The One Thing ¶
559
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,267
Just look at them.
It's not even 9:30.
560
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,968
Hey, I know it's not
"footloose,"
561
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,538
But will you just
dance a little?
562
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,138
For me?
563
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,242
I'll do it...
But I won't like it.
564
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,878
¶ This Could Be Love ¶
565
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,080
¶ Because ¶
566
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,882
¶ I've Had ¶
567
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,918
¶ The Time Of My Life ¶
568
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,820
¶ No, I Never Felt
This way before ¶
569
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:53,224
Sure, we didn't magically do
the same dance number
570
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:53,991
like in the movies.
571
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,427
In fact, most of us weren't
good dancers at all.
572
00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:00,665
But for the first time,
it didn't seem to matter.
573
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,500
¶
574
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,168
[ Cheers and applause ]
575
00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,603
¶ Hey, Baby ¶
576
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,537
I'm really doing it!
577
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,338
I can't believe it,
either!
578
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,407
[ Gasps ]
My baby is baby!
¶ With My Body And Soul ¶
579
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,343
¶ I Want You More Than
You'll ever know ¶
580
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,580
Wow.
Um, that was something.
581
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,181
It was everything.
582
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:17,748
Like you.
583
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,383
¶ Yes, I Know
What's on your mind ¶
584
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,052
You talked and ruined it.
585
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:21,552
Of course.
586
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,021
¶ When You Say
"Stay with me tonight" ¶
587
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,990
Look at her go.
588
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:26,857
Living her dream.
589
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,259
¶ You're The One Thing
I can't get enough of ¶
590
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,294
It's time
you live yours, too.
591
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,429
Come on.
592
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,430
Ohh.
593
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:32,997
In that moment,
594
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,932
my mom wasn't just watching
"dirty dancing"
595
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,033
For the 18th time.
596
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,836
She was living it
for the very first.
597
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,338
It's all she ever wanted.
598
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,041
¶ No, I Never Felt
This way before ¶
599
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,443
For one unforgettable night,
600
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,113
everyone in that gym
felt like Jennifer Grey.
601
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:49,981
We moved like swayze
602
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,183
and were as footloose
as Kevin Bacon.
603
00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,554
We all ruled that dance floor,
and it was epic.
604
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,755
¶ The Time Of My Life ¶
605
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,525
¶ No, I Never Felt
This way before ¶
606
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,730
¶ Yes, I Swear,
It's the truth ¶
607
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,499
¶ And I Owe It All To... ¶
608
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,605
[ Boom ]
609
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,840
What's happening?!
610
00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,908
Captain confetti
strikes again!
611
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,911
[ Water running ]
Hey, adam, feeling clean?
612
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,779
ADAM: What?
613
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,447
[ Boom ]
[ Screams ]
614
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,282
[ Boom ]
615
00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,616
[ Gasping ]
616
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,151
[ Boom ]
617
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,387
Did it go off?
618
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,888
Out.