1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:02,267 The '80s was the decade 2 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:02,935 of great dance movies, 3 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:04,370 but nothing had the moves or magic 4 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:06,605 of the epic love story "Dirty Dancing." 5 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:10,175 And no one loved it more than Beverly Goldberg. 6 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:11,010 Somebody who's taught me... 7 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:14,713 ...That there are people willing to stand up for other people 8 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,915 no matter what it costs them. 9 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:18,050 (MIMICKING) Sit down, Jake. 10 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,685 Unfortunately, my mom dragged me 11 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,086 to see it with her... 12 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:22,154 17 times. 13 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,522 You said we could see "Spaceballs." 14 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:26,592 There's no space or balls in this whole movie. 15 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:28,794 Hold my hand. Live this with me. 16 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,495 My mom was so obsessed, 17 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:33,565 she even bought a copy for the low price of $89.99. 18 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,601 Nobody puts Baby in a corner. 19 00:00:35,603 --> 00:00:36,068 Nobody! 20 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:38,604 My God, his arms are like glistening tree trunks. 21 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:41,774 And -- woof -- mama like that mullet. 22 00:00:41,776 --> 00:00:42,274 [ Snorts ] 23 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,809 Adult ADAM: "dirty dancing" Was the only thing 24 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:45,344 that got my mom and sister to get along. 25 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:47,946 For the first time ever, they were, like, friends. 26 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,149 You know, this is actually based on a true story. 27 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,450 I'm pretty sure that's not true. 28 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,186 It's real, and you can't take that away from me. 29 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,121 Wait...maybe it can be! 30 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:58,991 The sucky losers on the school dance committee 31 00:00:58,993 --> 00:01:00,526 are still fighting over a theme. 32 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:03,028 We can do a "dirty dancing" dance! 33 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:06,198 Are you telling me you get to live "dirty dancing," 34 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,901 And I could live every moment through you? 35 00:01:08,903 --> 00:01:10,102 That's not what I'm saying at all. 36 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,904 It's decided. We do this dance. 37 00:01:11,906 --> 00:01:15,074 Aw, screw it! Help me plan it. 38 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,141 Lame! 39 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,309 Sorry, ladies. 40 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:18,977 Truth bomb coming in! 41 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,512 This one gonna hurt! 42 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:21,480 "Dirty dancing" sucks! 43 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,415 No! Don't you ruin this for us! 44 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,885 There's only one dance movie in this world that matters -- 45 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:27,486 "footloose"! 46 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,755 -Go away! -Stop this at once! 47 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:30,923 It has it all -- gymnastics, 48 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:32,991 bros bonding secretly with dance, 49 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:34,359 and a ruggedly handsome outsider 50 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,262 who dances into the hearts of a small town. 51 00:01:37,264 --> 00:01:37,729 Please! 52 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:39,298 "Dirty dancing" Is at least realistic. 53 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:42,634 A beautiful girl dances into the hearts of a small resort. 54 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:46,105 No. Patrick swayze can only be a badass roadhouse bouncer, 55 00:01:46,107 --> 00:01:49,274 not some tight-pants-wearing mountain dancer. 56 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:51,009 You are grounded for six weeks! 57 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,177 No tv or phone! 58 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,112 But I need the phone to talk 59 00:01:53,114 --> 00:01:55,013 and the tv to watch television! 60 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:55,714 That's the point. 61 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,316 Fine! You take away my "footloose," 62 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:59,785 I take away your "dirty dancing." 63 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,186 -What? -No! 64 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,354 -Hey! -No! 65 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,288 Hands off my swayze! 66 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:04,590 He's a bouncer! No! 67 00:02:04,592 --> 00:02:05,724 Dancer! 68 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,592 He is a bouncer! 69 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,793 He's a bouncer! -Dancer! 70 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,595 -Dancer! -He's a bouncer! 71 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:10,429 Dancer! Dancer! 72 00:02:10,431 --> 00:02:11,563 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 73 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:15,834 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 74 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:18,804 ¶ I don't know the future 75 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:23,175 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 76 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,244 It was march 2nd, 1980-something, 77 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:28,714 and my mom had one simple request of my dad. 78 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,949 Murray, there's something wrong 79 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:32,784 with the wheels on this vacuum cleaner. 80 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,520 Can you come down and take a look at it? 81 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:37,656 I just bought you a new used one nine years ago! 82 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,224 I'm telling you, it's sticking. 83 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:42,294 See, if you just move it back and forth, you know? 84 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:43,061 Seems fine to me. 85 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,530 Just move with it a little. 86 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:46,598 Just, uh, take a few steps forward 87 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:47,900 and a few steps back. 88 00:02:47,902 --> 00:02:49,768 -Yeah. -There it goes. 89 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:50,802 ¶ Because I've Had ¶ 90 00:02:50,804 --> 00:02:53,071 Just really get into the rhythm 91 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:55,574 of the vacuum. ¶ The Time Of My Life ¶ 92 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:56,475 Oh-ho-ho, no! 93 00:02:56,477 --> 00:03:01,113 I see what you're doing. I am not dancing with you. 94 00:03:01,115 --> 00:03:01,647 Damn it! 95 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,716 I was inches away from having the time of my life. 96 00:03:04,718 --> 00:03:05,684 Inches! 97 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:06,985 ¶ And I -- ¶ 98 00:03:06,987 --> 00:03:08,587 [ Click ] 99 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,222 Hoo-hoo! 100 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,723 That was a close one, huh? 101 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,860 You mean, how you almost gave your wife the one thing 102 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:18,630 she's desperately wanted for the last 25 years? 103 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:20,065 The nerve of some people. 104 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,601 See? You get it. Why doesn't she? 105 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:24,102 Murray, it's important to her. 106 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:26,505 It's just dancing. What's the big deal? 107 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,207 For one thing, I literally 108 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:30,275 have never danced a day in my life. 109 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,911 And based upon my current energy level, 110 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,379 not gonna start soon. 111 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,047 Oh, stop. 112 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:37,583 Everyone's danced at some point. 113 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:39,384 Yeahhhh, not me. 114 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:42,354 You've never been in the shower and hummed a few bars? 115 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,323 I'm all business in the shower. 116 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:45,490 Soap, rinse, out. 117 00:03:45,492 --> 00:03:47,292 You've never once been driving, 118 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,461 and Miami sound machine comes on 119 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,230 and you tap your finger on the wheel? 120 00:03:51,232 --> 00:03:53,832 Tap my finger? Who am I, Gregory Hines? 121 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,134 Are you trying to say that even as a little boy, 122 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,371 you never once clapped your hands to the radio? 123 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:01,106 My dad traded it for a bucket. 124 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,342 That's how I got my birthday bucket. 125 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,077 ¶ 126 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:07,412 This is a nightmare! 127 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,847 And you're to blame. 128 00:04:08,849 --> 00:04:09,348 True. 129 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,816 And it's going to be the first school dance 130 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:11,550 ever worth going to. 131 00:04:11,552 --> 00:04:14,386 No. When will this "dirty dancing" oppression end?! 132 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:17,522 When will everybody cut loose, footloose, 133 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:19,024 lick off your sundae spoons?! 134 00:04:19,026 --> 00:04:21,393 Sweetie, I keep telling you, the song is not about ice cream. 135 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,428 You don't know! No one does! 136 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:24,229 Hey, pretty pretty. 137 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,297 Guess you're gonna be looking 138 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,132 for a partner to practice those sensual moves with. 139 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,600 And it's not going to be you. 140 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,868 Come on, I know every single move 141 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,969 that swayze does in that movie. 142 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:32,404 -Seriously? -Ah, good for you. 143 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,072 Actually, I've never seen it, but I will now, 144 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,040 and I will dedicate my life 145 00:04:35,042 --> 00:04:37,142 to becoming your own personal swayze. 146 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:37,943 You go full swayze, 147 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,978 maybe I'll let you dance near me. 148 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,247 Proximity dance! It's a deal! 149 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:44,149 Yeah. No deal. 150 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:44,616 Hey! 151 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,951 There is no way "dirty dancing" 152 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,654 Will ever be a theme at a school-sanctioned dance. 153 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:49,521 Give me one good reason! 154 00:04:49,523 --> 00:04:51,723 It's literally got "dirty" In the title, 155 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,493 not to mention it's wildly inappropriate. 156 00:04:54,495 --> 00:04:55,894 Inappropriate?! 157 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:56,795 "Wildly inappropriate." 158 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,230 That piece of human [Bleep] 159 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,265 Doesn't know what's inappropriate for children. 160 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:03,101 He said the theme's gonna be "soda pop hop." 161 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,703 It's over, mom. 162 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:05,504 Over? 163 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,438 Did johnny castle give up 164 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,907 when he was unjustly fired from kellerman's? 165 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,208 No, he did not. 166 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:10,709 That's right! 167 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,910 He came back and danced dirty, 168 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:14,513 and so will you after I march down to that school 169 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,848 and give Principal Ball a piece of my mind. 170 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,283 No. Let me march. 171 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,385 -You want to march? -I do. 172 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,320 -Down there?! -Yes! 173 00:05:21,322 --> 00:05:23,155 To demand unrealistic changes to school policy, 174 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:26,525 with a complete disdain for reason and common sense? 175 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:27,259 I learned from the best. 176 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:29,094 I've never been prouder to call you my daughter. 177 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:32,130 And I've never been proud to be your daughter until now. 178 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,732 And so, for the first time, 179 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,434 Erica Goldberg marched down to school 180 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,636 and channeled Beverly Goldberg. 181 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:38,804 And if you still say no, 182 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:41,873 I'll go above your shiny head to the PTA. 183 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,141 No, the school board. 184 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,477 No, the secretary of education. 185 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:48,080 So, what do you and your coffee-stained tie 186 00:05:48,082 --> 00:05:49,047 have to say to that? 187 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,582 A month's detention. What?! 188 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,584 That's not how this is supposed to work! 189 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:53,385 The thing is, I'm an adult, 190 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,922 and the way you're speaking to me is completely unacceptable. 191 00:05:56,924 --> 00:05:58,857 But I'm a Goldberg. This is what we do. 192 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,827 And fortunately for both of us, you're not your mother 193 00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,930 [Chuckling] And she's not here right now. 194 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,766 But...i think we could compromise 195 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,135 on something besides a dirty dance. 196 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:11,403 A compromise, huh? 197 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,804 Okay, door's always open, 198 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:15,073 but no more steamrolling me! 199 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,576 I want your respect. Understand? 200 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,077 Uh, I'm not following. 201 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:22,981 [ Sighs ] Thank goodness that's over. 202 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:23,749 ¶ 203 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:26,651 As Erica was channeling my mom at school, 204 00:06:26,653 --> 00:06:30,155 my dad was being schooled by pops. 205 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,457 Ah, murray, perfect timing. 206 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,292 Come over here, take a seat. 207 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,629 I want you to look at that handsome young man 208 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,730 and tell me what you see. 209 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:43,235 Someone who was still able to drop his pants in peace. 210 00:06:43,237 --> 00:06:43,702 No! 211 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,037 This is a photo of your first dance, 212 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:48,173 your first act as a married man, 213 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,875 and you're not even moving. 214 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:50,809 I moved plenty that day. 215 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,745 I walked down the aisle, I stepped on the glass, 216 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,580 I walked back up the aisle. 217 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,615 I was a regular Carl Lewis. 218 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,284 Damn it, murray, when you asked for my daughter's hand, 219 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:02,654 you said you'd do everything you could to make her happy. 220 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:05,490 Does that look like happiness to you? 221 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:06,124 Ugh. Fine! 222 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:09,528 I'll do one dance, but I'm not moving my lower half. 223 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,763 Did someone say "dance instructor"? 224 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,266 No! Where did you even come from?! 225 00:07:14,268 --> 00:07:16,034 Come on! It's like "footloose"! 226 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,504 You're the dopey farm boy, and I'm Kevin Bacon! 227 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:20,605 Let me be your Bacon! 228 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,741 Don't distract me with bacon. 229 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:23,909 I'm not dancing. 230 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:24,509 Come on! 231 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,545 ¶ Everybody Cut Footloose ¶ Yeah! Feel the beat! 232 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,780 There's nothing wrong with two bros bonding over dance. 233 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,950 Barry, this is a delicate situation. 234 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,617 You're making it worse! 235 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:35,954 Well, the infectious music of Kenny Loggins will win him over. 236 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,289 It's not winning him over. 237 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:41,226 The human body is literally programed to love Loggins. 238 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:42,461 He can't say no! 239 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:42,961 No! 240 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:43,962 [ Click, music stops ] Hey! 241 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,630 What if I told you there was a way 242 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:47,299 that you could be a dancing god 243 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:48,867 without ever having to move your body? 244 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:50,035 No! Don't listen to him! 245 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,503 I'm listening. All you got to do 246 00:07:51,505 --> 00:07:53,405 is raise your hands over your head. 247 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:55,006 -At the same time? -Yes. 248 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,408 You're gonna listen to this lazy-eyed nerd 249 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:59,578 when you have this at your disposal? 250 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,746 I'm gonna go with Adam's easy thing. 251 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,548 ADAM: Okay, if you can pull this off with mom, 252 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,417 you'll never have to dance again. 253 00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:08,053 Are you insane? I can't do that! 254 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,989 And neither could Ferris Bueller's lame-ass sister. 255 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:13,725 That is, until she learned how. 256 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,361 I'm in a pool. I don't want to be in a pool. 257 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,196 In the movie, they were in a lake. 258 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,397 Would you rather be in a lake? 259 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:20,832 I'd rather be in my chair! 260 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:23,034 Put your hands up. I'll jump to you. 261 00:08:23,036 --> 00:08:24,169 You catch me. 262 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:27,672 1...2...3. 263 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,243 ¶ 264 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,782 Aah! My soft-belly meat! 265 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:39,384 I'm cold. Let's forget this. 266 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:42,521 This is your chance to make mom feel loved and delighted! 267 00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:44,556 I'm freezing and miserable! 268 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,658 Don't you swim away from me! 269 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,860 What is that, a doggy paddle? 270 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:49,461 You're a grown man! 271 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:51,796 While my dad's plan to dance sank, 272 00:08:51,798 --> 00:08:54,900 Erica was ready to rise to the occasion. 273 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,433 Mom, guess what? 274 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:58,036 I actually got principal ball to say yes, 275 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,004 so the dirty dance is back on. 276 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:02,440 Well, that is very surprising to me, schmoop-aloo! 277 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,175 [ Chuckling ] I can't believe I did it. 278 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,478 Uh, you! You did it, not me. 279 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,381 I was here [Chuckles] Mopping. 280 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,181 The dance is back on? 281 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,783 That means I can still swayze you. 282 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:12,317 Let it go, Jeff. 283 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:14,185 I'm not gonna sensually gyrate with you. 284 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,353 I'm sorry, "gyrate"? 285 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,521 If I'm gonna get dirty with anyone, 286 00:09:16,523 --> 00:09:19,391 it's gonna be Marc McGonagle. 287 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:20,725 Marc McGonagle? 288 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:21,459 Erica, I'm begging you. 289 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:23,995 Give me a chance to groove all up on you. 290 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:24,896 No. Do not do that. 291 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,197 Let our bodies speak without words. 292 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:30,302 Stop! Nobody's body is speaking to any other bodies. 293 00:09:30,304 --> 00:09:32,470 This is just a school dance. 294 00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,004 Dirty dance. 295 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,206 Ugh, again with that awful movie. 296 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:36,107 Think about it, dude. 297 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,876 The school is letting us dirty-dance. 298 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,578 They want us to get freaky. 299 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:40,111 Unh! 300 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,114 Ladies' man Cogan bringing it dirty, y'all! 301 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:44,649 That was not in the movie. 302 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:45,884 Yeah, we never saw the movie, 303 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,218 but the title says it all. 304 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:49,020 Guys, if you're gonna dirty-dance, 305 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,322 at least do it right. 306 00:09:50,324 --> 00:09:54,059 ¶ 307 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,462 What have I done? 308 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,365 -Florida. -Yes. 309 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,468 After my dad's botched dance lesson, 310 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:06,371 it seemed this was as close to "dirty dancing" 311 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:07,105 As he would get. 312 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,374 Look at him. Has to be special effects. 313 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:12,744 No man can lift a tiny lady like that. 314 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,446 You're finally watching that movie, huh? 315 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,716 I know I promised I'd take Bevy out dancing, 316 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,684 but I can't do it. 317 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:20,785 I'll look stupid. 318 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,821 Since when do you care about how you look? 319 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,757 You spend half your life puttering around this house 320 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:26,524 in your underpants. 321 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,859 Well, that's about comfort. 322 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,195 It's also a warning shot to outsiders 323 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,062 that you're not welcome. 324 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,497 All I'm saying is, you always 325 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:35,033 care less about what other people think. 326 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:35,800 Why is this different? 327 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,535 Let me be honest with you. 328 00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:38,770 [ Sighs ] 329 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,972 I don't like to move my body. 330 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:41,740 Yeah, we've met. 331 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,408 Now, the thing is, I'm afraid. 332 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,512 Dancing in front of all those people with their judgy eyes -- 333 00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,279 I-i can't do it. 334 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,017 Well, you'll never know how you'll look if you don't try. 335 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:55,220 Pops was right. My dad had to see for himself. 336 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:59,391 Luckily, he spotted my trusty camera. 337 00:10:59,393 --> 00:11:00,291 And, with no one around, 338 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,228 he decided to give dancing a shot. 339 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:06,097 He grooved, he grinded, 340 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:06,965 he gyrated, 341 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,067 he did...whatever this is. 342 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:12,237 Look at me! Ha ha ha! 343 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,638 I'm a guy who dances now! 344 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,608 He danced like no one was watching, 345 00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:17,642 and luckily, no one was. 346 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:20,278 Just a reminder, I will be performing 347 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:24,015 with with my barbershop quartet, the princi-pals, 348 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,750 at the open mike thursday... 349 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:27,185 ¶ Ni-i-ght ¶ 350 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,220 Stop the announcements. We need to talk. 351 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,055 No, no, no, no, no! 352 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,890 We had an agreement over stern eye contact 353 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,426 that if I gave in to your daughter's dance demands, 354 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:36,227 you would stay far away from my office. 355 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:39,597 But that was before I realized that you were right 356 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:40,632 and there can be no dance. 357 00:11:40,634 --> 00:11:42,467 But you forced me to flip-flop! 358 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:43,735 I flipped! I can't flop back! 359 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:47,105 I didn't know how dirty that dance was gonna be! 360 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:49,808 Which is why I wanted it to be a soda pop hop! 361 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,110 It was my favorite dance as a teen, 362 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,244 but no one's embraced it. 363 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,946 Well, I'm embracing it, Earl. 364 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:57,415 Fine! The dirty dance is once again dead. 365 00:11:57,417 --> 00:12:00,351 One thing -- my daughter, Erica, must never know 366 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,153 that I had anything to do with this. 367 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,289 [ Whispering ] I think that's your mom! 368 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,458 Yes, thank you, Lainey! 369 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,159 ¶ 370 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:09,494 You. 371 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:10,428 Hey! 372 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,865 What's up, best friend who's also my daughter? 373 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,867 The PA. System was on the whole time. 374 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:20,038 The whole school heard every crazy word you said. 375 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:21,606 Oopsie. 376 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,475 You completely betrayed me. 377 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,743 Who does that?! 378 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,344 A normal mama who loves you 379 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,011 and you love back? 380 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:28,613 For once, I thought we were a team 381 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,582 and had something in common. 382 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,016 Turns out, we never will. 383 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,285 As Erica left my mom feeling low, 384 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,455 my dad was still high on his sweet moves. 385 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,924 Hoo-hoo! Look at me go! 386 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,495 I have to admit, at first, I was a little bit nervous, 387 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:46,264 but now [Laughing] Look at me! 388 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,932 [ Click, music stops ] 389 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:51,736 Burn this. 390 00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,470 I'm sorry? 391 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,140 This must never be seen by anyone. 392 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:55,974 I'm not following. 393 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,175 If you love my daughter, 394 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:59,344 you won't do any of this ever again. 395 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:02,881 You said I wouldn't know if I could dance until I tried. 396 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,616 Well, you tried and now we know. 397 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:07,352 You cannot and should not dance. 398 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,554 ¶ Look at this. 399 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,488 Oh, no! 400 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,223 Adam, no, turn away! 401 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,291 It'll change you forever! 402 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,761 Oh, no, no, no! What am I looking at?! 403 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:17,595 Turn away! 404 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,430 I want to, but I can't. 405 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,132 It's like the ark from "raiders"! 406 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,001 You promised you wouldn't judge me, 407 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,336 but I'm feeling a lot of judging right now. 408 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,339 Don't make yourself the victim in this. 409 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,941 That boy is the victim. 410 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,477 All I did was walk into the room. 411 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,480 Okay, I know you're super pissed at mom. 412 00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,148 Well, I got good news. 413 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,350 Let my sanctuary heal you! 414 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:43,221 I come here to release my angry rage that I always have. 415 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:43,755 How? 416 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:44,622 A little thing called... 417 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,891 The angry dance. That's not a thing. 418 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,094 Tell that to Kevin Bacon's body double in "Footloose." 419 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,462 [ "footloose" plays ] 420 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,298 Go on. Angry-dance! 421 00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:56,067 Unleash your pain with tumbles and flips! 422 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:56,734 You're an idiot. 423 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:57,802 I'm trying to help you here. 424 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,071 The only thing you're doing is proving what a dope you are. 425 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,773 Your words make me so angry! 426 00:14:01,775 --> 00:14:04,576 Dance it out, Barry. Dance it out. 427 00:14:04,578 --> 00:14:07,912 ¶ I've Been Working So Hard ¶ 428 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,515 ¶ I'm Punching My Card ¶ 429 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:13,151 ¶ Eight Hours For What? ¶ 430 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:16,154 ¶ Oh, Tell Me What I Got ¶ 431 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,256 ¶ I've Got This Feeling ¶ 432 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,627 ¶ That Time's Just holding me down ¶ 433 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:27,365 ¶ 434 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,300 ¶ I'll Hit The Ceiling ¶ 435 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:34,639 ¶ Or Else I'll Tear Up This town ¶ 436 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:37,609 ¶ Now I Gotta Cut Loose ¶ 437 00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:38,676 ¶ Footloose ¶ 438 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,946 ¶ Kick Off The Sunday Shoes ¶ 439 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,682 ¶ Loose, Footloose ¶ 440 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,485 ¶ Everybody Cut Footloose ¶ 441 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,356 ¶ 442 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,023 [ Music stops ] 443 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,259 Now it's your turn. Fight the power with dance! 444 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,561 Okay, I will never do what you just did. 445 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,062 But you were right about one thing. 446 00:14:58,064 --> 00:15:00,832 I can and will fight the power with dance. 447 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:03,902 Since when do we need permission to dance dirty? 448 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,137 We are gonna go to that dance and get dirty 449 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,106 whether Principal Ball likes it or not. 450 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:11,476 That's right. You can't stop this. 451 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,349 Exactly, although never do that again. 452 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,854 ¶ 453 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,324 The soda pop hop was in full effect. 454 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,826 It was less than thrilling. 455 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:29,394 The '50s suck. 456 00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:32,363 To think I dressed up in my good rush shirt and everything. 457 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,032 Thankfully for every kid in that gym, 458 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,701 Erica and her friends had other plans. 459 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:37,368 It's 21:00. 460 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:39,537 Operation "dance my way into erica's heart" is a go. 461 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,773 That is not the name! It's way too long. 462 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:44,876 ¶ 463 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,945 Yep, Erica was a girl on a mission -- 464 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:51,082 make a squeaky-clean dance a little more dirty. 465 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,216 Baby has the watermelon. 466 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,017 -Roger. -10-4. 467 00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:54,052 I love sharing secrets with you! 468 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,653 -You're so loud. -Way too loud. -I knew it. 469 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,356 ¶ Sometimes Loving Dreams Really do come true ¶ 470 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:02,360 Hey, dude, some guy, like, barfed on your van. 471 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:03,628 What? Who? 472 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,564 Who? Uh...me? 473 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,232 I'll kill you! 474 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:10,368 It was a needlessly intricate plan 475 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:12,603 that was ready to rock 'n' roll -- 476 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,073 that is, until Barry rolled up. 477 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,040 It's boom time! 478 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,443 Stop! I don't know what this is, but stop! 479 00:16:18,445 --> 00:16:19,210 It's a confetti cannon. 480 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,146 Now cut-up paper will endlessly rain down on us 481 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,382 like in the final scene of "footloose." 482 00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:24,882 I told you -- 483 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,251 this is "dirty dancing," Not "footloose"! 484 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:28,686 Hello? An authority figure 485 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,421 has banned us from moving our bodies. 486 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,358 Seriously, Erica, I pity you. 487 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,525 I pity you both. 488 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,127 There is no way I'm letting you 489 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,763 ruin this wonderful soda pop hop! 490 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,364 Both of you, out! 491 00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,632 If I'm going out, I'm going out dirty! 492 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:42,934 Hit it, Lainey! 493 00:16:42,936 --> 00:16:44,302 And just like that, 494 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,370 my sister took a leap of faith. 495 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,272 ¶ Now I've Had The time of my life ¶ No! 496 00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:48,973 It's a dance about soda! 497 00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,543 ¶ No, I Never Felt ¶ Just like you practiced, dude. You can do this. 498 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,479 ¶ Like this before ¶ 499 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:55,747 ¶ Yes, I Swear ¶ Too fast! 500 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:58,449 Slow down! ¶ It's The Truth ¶ 501 00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,018 Maybe too big. 502 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:02,053 Ohhh, I just blew it. 503 00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,121 BARRY: And... 504 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,056 Footloose! 505 00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:11,429 ¶ 506 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:12,196 Tell me where she is, 507 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,399 and I'll get the ball rolling by calling her a moron. 508 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:15,566 My office. 509 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,868 And it is thrilling 510 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,103 to finally be on the same page for once. 511 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,039 I'm so sorry about all of this, Earl. 512 00:17:21,041 --> 00:17:22,807 I never should've shown her that movie. 513 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:25,376 It's just too dirty for a child to handle. 514 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,111 I get it. I'm a parent, too. 515 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:29,747 Our job is to save these kids from themselves, 516 00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:33,017 even if it means crushing a dream or two. 517 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:33,651 Good luck. 518 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,687 It turned out, my mom was living "dirty dancing," 519 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,422 but she wasn't Baby -- 520 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:40,291 she was her controlling parent, Jerry Orbach, 521 00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:44,028 and that was a role she refused to play. 522 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,431 Mom, I know I screwed up... 523 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,698 Humiliated myself. 524 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,202 Got cake in my ear and inhaled some confetti. 525 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,338 And I'm grounded for life, which I deserve. 526 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,841 No, you don't. 527 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,276 What? 528 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:02,313 So, you wanted to live "dirty dancing." 529 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,216 Nobody gets that more than me. 530 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,885 I'd love to be Baby (chuckles) 531 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,720 Get swept off my feet 532 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:13,291 and spun around the dance floor. 533 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:17,528 Honestly, it's all I've ever wanted. 534 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,930 [ Chuckles ] 535 00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,933 I know it can't happen for me, 536 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:26,704 but, uh, it still can for you. 537 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,106 What are you saying? 538 00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:31,576 Nobody puts my baby in a corner. 539 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,211 And so, with the help of our mom, 540 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,414 Erica cleaned herself off and took center stage 541 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:39,650 to have the time of her life. 542 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,487 ¶ Now I've ¶ 543 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,356 ¶ Had The Time Of My Life ¶ 544 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:50,394 ¶ No, I Never Felt Like this before ¶ 545 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:52,330 ¶ Yes, I Swear ¶ 546 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,332 ¶ It's The Truth ¶ 547 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:58,669 ¶ And I Owe It All To you-ou ¶ 548 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,438 [ Crowd cheers ] 549 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:03,941 ¶ 550 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:08,546 ¶ I've Been Waiting For so long ¶ 551 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,515 I think she gets that from me. 552 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,817 What in heaven's name is happening? 553 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,987 I brought you here to shut this nonsense down, 554 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:16,821 not make it worse! 555 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,856 The dirty dance is back on! 556 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:22,827 You might want to Orbach these kids, but not me. 557 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,929 I Miss the '50s. ¶ Just Remember ¶ 558 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,831 ¶ You're The One Thing ¶ 559 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,267 Just look at them. It's not even 9:30. 560 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,968 Hey, I know it's not "footloose," 561 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,538 But will you just dance a little? 562 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:34,138 For me? 563 00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:38,242 I'll do it... But I won't like it. 564 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,878 ¶ This Could Be Love ¶ 565 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,080 ¶ Because ¶ 566 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:44,882 ¶ I've Had ¶ 567 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,918 ¶ The Time Of My Life ¶ 568 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,820 ¶ No, I Never Felt This way before ¶ 569 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:53,224 Sure, we didn't magically do the same dance number 570 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:53,991 like in the movies. 571 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,427 In fact, most of us weren't good dancers at all. 572 00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:00,665 But for the first time, it didn't seem to matter. 573 00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,500 ¶ 574 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,168 [ Cheers and applause ] 575 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:05,603 ¶ Hey, Baby ¶ 576 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,537 I'm really doing it! 577 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,338 I can't believe it, either! 578 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,407 [ Gasps ] My baby is baby! ¶ With My Body And Soul ¶ 579 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:12,343 ¶ I Want You More Than You'll ever know ¶ 580 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,580 Wow. Um, that was something. 581 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,181 It was everything. 582 00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:17,748 Like you. 583 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,383 ¶ Yes, I Know What's on your mind ¶ 584 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,052 You talked and ruined it. 585 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:21,552 Of course. 586 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,021 ¶ When You Say "Stay with me tonight" ¶ 587 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,990 Look at her go. 588 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:26,857 Living her dream. 589 00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,259 ¶ You're The One Thing I can't get enough of ¶ 590 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,294 It's time you live yours, too. 591 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,429 Come on. 592 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,430 Ohh. 593 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:32,997 In that moment, 594 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,932 my mom wasn't just watching "dirty dancing" 595 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,033 For the 18th time. 596 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,836 She was living it for the very first. 597 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,338 It's all she ever wanted. 598 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:44,041 ¶ No, I Never Felt This way before ¶ 599 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,443 For one unforgettable night, 600 00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:49,113 everyone in that gym felt like Jennifer Grey. 601 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:49,981 We moved like swayze 602 00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:52,183 and were as footloose as Kevin Bacon. 603 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:56,554 We all ruled that dance floor, and it was epic. 604 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,755 ¶ The Time Of My Life ¶ 605 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:01,525 ¶ No, I Never Felt This way before ¶ 606 00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:05,730 ¶ Yes, I Swear, It's the truth ¶ 607 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,499 ¶ And I Owe It All To... ¶ 608 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,605 [ Boom ] 609 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,840 What's happening?! 610 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,908 Captain confetti strikes again! 611 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,911 [ Water running ] Hey, adam, feeling clean? 612 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,779 ADAM: What? 613 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,447 [ Boom ] [ Screams ] 614 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:24,282 [ Boom ] 615 00:21:24,284 --> 00:21:25,616 [ Gasping ] 616 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,151 [ Boom ] 617 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,387 Did it go off? 618 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,888 Out.