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ADULT ADAM: Nothing feels
more magical
than first love.
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As a kid,
you fall so hard
and feel so much,
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it makes the first breakup
that much more painful.
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It had been months
since Dana and I split,
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and I decided it was time
to move on.
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Thankfully, my big bro
was there to help.
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Dude,
what are you doing?
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Feathering my hair like
famed lady killer
Robert Lowe.
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No.
Watch and learn.
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Now that's what
the ladies like.
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It looks super wet
but somehow
it's dry and crispy.
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ADULT ADAM: Even though
I decided against
the flammable helmet head,
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I was starting to feel like
I was back on my game.
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And what do you know,
girls were checking me out.
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(CHUCKLES) A lot!
Like, too much.
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Almost as if they weren't
even looking at me...
Ah, damn it!
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Stupid handsome Ben.
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Can you walk
somewhere else?
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Sure thing, pal.
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ADULT ADAM:
Finding a new Dana
was gonna be tough,
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00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,753
so I turned to my sister's
poster gallery
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of beloved
'80s heartthrobs
for inspiration.
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Such kind eyes.
Is that the trick?
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ADULT ADAM:
And then reality hit me.
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00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,730
What are you doing
to my Donnie?
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00:01:04,732 --> 00:01:06,965
These bros
get all the girls.
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00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,367
Now that Dana and I
broke up,
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I've got to learn
their secrets.
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Well, for starters,
they don't have
wonky voices,
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and they don't cry
at The Muppet Movie.
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If Rainbow Connection
doesn't move you to tears,
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then you're not alive.
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What happened?
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(STUTTERS)
It's like I'm totally
invisible to girls.
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At this rate,
I'll never get
another Dana.
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Dude,
getting girls is easy.
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You don't know anything
about girls.
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All you need
is a hook,
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something that makes you
stand out.
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Yeah?
And what's your hook?
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Turtlenecks.
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Sexy and comfortable.
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Still upset
about Dana, huh?
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Lucky for you,
I actually know a girl
who's super into you.
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Really?
Mom, Adam's
feeling unloved!
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Wait, what?
47
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Is my baby sad?
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Well, look out,
'cause the cuddle coyote
is stalking you!
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Why?
Stay out of my room.
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I'm coming for snuggies.
(SNORTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(HOWLS)
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
It was March 23,
1980-something
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and Barry was planning
for his future
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by watching the ambassador
of the wealthy,
Robin Leach.
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Hey.
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Robin Leach was
about to explain
why I need a wine butler.
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Too bad.
You're supposed to be
studying for the PSAT!
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And I finished.
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I did every practice exam
in the whole book.
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Oh, is that right?
Explain this.
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The correct answers
just happened to form
the Van Halen logo.
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BEVERLY: And a dog?
Woof.
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A peace sign.
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Pac-Man.
I love that game.
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And some hideous
googly-eyed monster.
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Well,
that's actually you.
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Well, I'm putting this
on the fridge,
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but I'm still enraged.
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Let's just
nip this conversation
in the butt.
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Tests just aren't for me.
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ADULT ADAM: When it came
to college, my dad did
what he never did,
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get involved.
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Moron!
(CLEARS THROAT)
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You're gonna throw
your whole life away
like a moron, moron?
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Wait!
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Did you just actually
abandon your chair
and TV to get involved?
82
00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,183
Look, you're gonna
prepare for that test.
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Your whole damn future
depends on it.
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00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,253
Don't worry
about my future.
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00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,122
Trust me, I have
a million awesome options.
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00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,323
I don't want to hear
your options.
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00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:13,225
NBA superstar
power forward,
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professional ninja,
successful Eskimo,
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a.k.a. success-kimo,
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and as a fallback,
billionaire entrepreneur.
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Spell "entrepreneur."
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"A"...
Get in the car!
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Hey, this isn't the zoo.
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You're taking a PSAT
prep course.
Out!
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Hello, and what
educational stretches
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are we looking
to strengthen today?
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Actually,
I won't waste your time.
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I'll just wait here
and make small talk
99
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until my dad circles
around the block
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to make sure
I didn't bail.
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After that, I'm out.
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Are you sure that...
Bup-bup!
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He's taking a lap
to check in on me,
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and...
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Suck it.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Barry was ditching
the class,
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I was facing
the sad reality
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that I'd never find a girl
like Dana.
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Poor kid.
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00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,976
He's been a wreck
since he broke up
with Dana.
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00:04:03,978 --> 00:04:06,278
I know. It breaks my heart
to see him like this.
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00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,748
Past two years,
all he's cared
about is a girl.
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But now I've got
my snuggle muffin back.
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Yeah, you really sound
torn up about it.
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I'm just saying
it'll be nice
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to finally spend some time
with him again.
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'Cause the fact is,
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nothing heals a broken heart
faster than mom time.
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Did you say faster
or weirder?
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BEVERLY: Ooh!
It's on. It's on.
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Kiddo,
come watch with us!
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This is history
in the making.
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David Copperfield
is gonna walk
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through the
Great Wall of China.
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ADULT ADAM:
Long before David Blaine,
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we had the original
rock star magician,
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David Copperfield.
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His mind-blowing tricks
were truly event TV.
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Levitating over
the Grand Canyon
is one thing,
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but this
is just plain crazy.
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There is no magic
in this world.
Love is dead.
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But I'll watch
'cause I'm so alone.
Yay.
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(FLATLINING)
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Oh, no,
he's flatlining!
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Go back, David!
It's not worth it!
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Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Copperfield
must be beside themselves!
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You do know that walking
through a solid wall
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of ancient Chinese rocks
is humanly...
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Oh, balls!
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00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:14,246
Oh, you gave us
quite a scare,
you handsome bastard.
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So handsome.
Mmm-mmm.
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ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
I was put under the spell.
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Miss Heather Thomas.
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
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ADULT ADAM:
It wasn't just the trick
that impressed me.
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It was that Copperfield
oozed cool.
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Magic was the
ultimate hook,
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and with it, the ladies
would fall under my spell.
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EMMY: What the hell
is this, dude?
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Isn't it awesome?
Magic's my big hook!
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Was juggling
already taken, nerd?
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Trust me, there's one thing
I know about women.
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They love magic.
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Watch and learn.
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Yo, Lisa!
You like flowers?
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Yeah.
Ta-da!
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Gah! Wrong button.
Give me a sec.
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Why won't you stiffen?
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Stiffen, damn it!
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EMMY: Wow, good trick.
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You made the girl
completely disappear.
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Um, are you the kid
from the paper?
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I... Oh, wow, yes.
Me him paper.
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00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,595
Well, my mom
wants to hire you
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for my little brother's
birthday party.
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00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:07,799
Um, you any good?
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Good?
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00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,702
We're talking illusion,
sleight of hand,
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00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,337
real Jedi
mind-trick stuff.
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00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:15,140
Then this is the party
you're looking for.
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00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:18,009
You understood
my Star Wars reference?
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Party's on Saturday.
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And you should probably get
a new picture for your ad.
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You're a lot cuter
in person.
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ADULT ADAM:
It was a miracle!
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Or was it magic?
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See that?
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All thanks to magic,
I just found my new Dana.
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Do you think
it'll be a problem
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you don't actually
know magic?
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Oh, 100%.
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ADULT ADAM:
But I was going to learn,
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which was something Barry
was still resisting.
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Dudes, where you been?
I've been waiting
a freakin' hour!
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Why are you sitting
in that thing?
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'Cause I stole it
from the food mart
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so we could take turns
smashing it into
the Dumpsters. Duh.
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Sorry, bro.
PSAT study group ran late.
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PSAT study group?
For what?
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Um, to, like,
get into college
and get jobs and stuff.
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What are you talking about?
You're Madman Schwartz.
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You're gonna be
a successful WWF villain
hated by millions.
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00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:01,953
Naturally,
but as a fallback,
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00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,423
I'll probably be
an ophthalmologist
like my dad,
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00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:05,891
Eyeman Schwartz.
What?
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00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,926
Cogan, talk some sense
into this lunatic.
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00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,561
Actually, I'm the one
that gave him the idea.
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00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,130
I'm thinking about
doing premed.
That's not the dream.
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00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,065
You're gonna be
a female body inspector.
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00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:17,702
Turns out,
that's not a real job,
just a hilarious t-shirt.
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00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:19,371
Okay, Naked Rob,
my rock.
201
00:07:19,373 --> 00:07:22,607
Please tell me you're still
gonna be a steel drummer
on a clothing-optional beach.
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00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:25,777
Well, I was thinking
about getting my degree
in musical engineering.
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00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,179
It'll require clothes,
but at some point,
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00:07:27,181 --> 00:07:28,847
a boy's got
to become a man.
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What the hell happened
to all our plans?
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00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:32,017
You're making me feel like
all this time
in the parking lot
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smashing stuff
was a complete
waste of time!
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Bar, all our plans
were just big dreams.
College is real life.
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00:07:38,192 --> 00:07:39,891
Real life is for sellouts.
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I will never give up
my dreams.
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My dreams are what
give me my dignity.
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Dignity, I say!
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Good day to you,
gentlemen!
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ADULT ADAM: As Barry
was pushing himself
towards a dim future,
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I was entering
a magical world...
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With my mom.
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I don't know, Squishy.
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All these fancy tricks,
they're just so pricy.
219
00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:01,546
Can't I just get you
something like this?
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00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,449
I think these are aces.
221
00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:07,652
Come on. I need
Copperfield-level stuff.
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00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:10,489
I get the appeal
of Davey C.
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(CHUCKLES) I do.
224
00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,591
But this is too much.
225
00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:15,360
ADULT ADAM: It was clear
if I wanted her
to fund my act,
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I'd have to do
some acting
of my own.
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I just figured
magic could be fun
for both of us.
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What exactly
are you saying?
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You know,
something we could
share together.
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I mean,
there's no Dana.
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Might as well hang out
with my next best lady.
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Okay, don't (BLEEP)
with me here.
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Are you talking
about mom time?
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Yeah, sure.
Say it.
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Whatever.
Say the words.
Say "mom time."
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Do we have
to call it that?
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Yeah.
Mom time.
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(EXCLAIMS)
So, can I get
the good tricks?
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Well, I guess
every good magician
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needs a beautiful assistant
they can saw in half.
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Or a hands-off producer
who waits in the wings.
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This is gonna be
so much fun!
243
00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,397
You can be the
Amazing Adam, and I'll be
the Amazing Beverly!
244
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,699
We can't both be amazing.
Gah!
245
00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,067
Hey! Does somebody
work here?
246
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,604
We need all your
best tricks for mom time!
247
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:01,907
Oh. Okay.
248
00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:05,944
Also, uh, somebody
set the birds free.
249
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:08,847
Oh, boy.
250
00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,350
ADULT ADAM: After getting
the best tricks in the shop,
251
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,185
I picked up
magic really quick.
252
00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:15,987
Unfortunately,
I also picked up
253
00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,256
a focus-stealing
smother sidekick.
254
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:21,459
The Amazing Schmoopie,
everybody.
255
00:09:23,864 --> 00:09:26,131
No wires.
(CHUCKLES)
256
00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,700
(COUGHING)
Oh! Honey.
257
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,368
(GASPS) Aah!
258
00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:31,002
Oh!
259
00:09:31,004 --> 00:09:32,470
Gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme.
260
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,772
Just an ordinary bottle
of ketchup
261
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:38,643
that I bought
at the supermarket
and not at the magic shop.
262
00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,215
Ta-da!
263
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,218
And for my next trick,
264
00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,022
I'm gonna make
a plate of cookies
appear from scratch.
265
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,824
(ALL CHUCKLE)
266
00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,160
Well, uh,
what do you think?
267
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,762
Your act is
actually decent.
268
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,163
Yes!
269
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,999
And every second of it
is ruined by your mom.
270
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,305
Hey, Mama, can we talk?
271
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,374
We illusionists
don't need to talk.
272
00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:11,576
We just use ESP.
(CHUCKLES)
273
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:14,512
You know,
extra-schmoopery-perception.
274
00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:16,348
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Good stuff.
275
00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:19,417
You can't be my assistant
for the party.
276
00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:20,185
Say what now?
277
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,221
Turns out doing a magic act
with your mother
is super weird.
278
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:26,291
Well, it's no weirder
than if we were
tennis partners
279
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,059
or joined a dance
competition together.
280
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:31,596
Truth is, the reason
why I did this
is to impress a girl.
281
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:35,367
But you just broke up
with a girl.
What about mom time?
282
00:10:35,369 --> 00:10:38,069
Honestly, I kind of played
that part of it up
283
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,337
so you'd buy me
fancy tricks.
284
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:43,642
I guess all we can
do now is move on.
285
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,111
Yeah, I don't think so.
286
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,279
I'm returning all
your fancy tricks.
287
00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,615
What? No!
I looked at store policy.
288
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,817
Once the magic is unleashed,
there's no returns.
289
00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:56,388
You think a return policy
has ever stopped me?
290
00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,222
(LAUGHS)
291
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,556
Then go and return
the magic.
292
00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:02,027
I'll come up with my own
David Copperfield
grand illusion!
293
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,030
Fine! Well, enjoy
your mom time...
294
00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,831
Without your mom.
295
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:11,036
ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom didn't
take being left behind well.
296
00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,504
And neither did Barry.
297
00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:13,438
It's crazy.
298
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,806
I mean, my entire posse
299
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,075
is suddenly all about
going to college?
300
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,677
What's wrong with them?
301
00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:19,110
Chill.
302
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,445
They're just studying
a few vocab words.
303
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,280
I'm sure your best
friends will still
end up nobody losers.
304
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:26,518
That's very nice
of you to say,
but they seem real serious.
305
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,252
Has it ever occurred to you
306
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:29,387
that perhaps you should
get serious, too?
307
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:30,088
Barry's right.
308
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,424
Who says we have to, like,
plan out our entire lives?
309
00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:33,425
We're just kids, man.
310
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,793
Exactly.
The future's now.
311
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:37,562
Can't just let
some stupid test
define who we are.
312
00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,298
That's why I didn't even
open up my test results
313
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:41,166
and see how I did.
314
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,333
That's how little I care.
315
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,269
Wait.
You took the SAT?
316
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,538
But you always said
that test was a joke.
317
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,373
Oh, it is.
But you got to take it.
318
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,908
Give me that!
319
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,545
Oh, no! 1,280?
320
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,213
(SCREAMS)
Lainey, that's unreal!
321
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,315
I did it!
Why is this
happening to me?
322
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,250
Oh, sweetie, I swear this
doesn't change anything.
323
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:02,587
So you're still gonna be
a background dancer
on Club MTV?
324
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:03,121
Oh, hell no.
325
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:06,124
You beginning
your bright future is
a complete betrayal,
326
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:06,758
but you know what?
327
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,259
It doesn't matter,
'cause I'm still gonna be
328
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,528
a rapping-basketball-
ninja-rapping entrepreneur.
329
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,831
And I totally believe
in you, sweetie.
330
00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,566
But yeah, maybe you
should study for the test.
331
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:17,535
Traitor!
You beautiful, smart traitor!
332
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,139
ADULT ADAM:
While Barry couldn't
believe Lainey's betrayal,
333
00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,373
I was ready to believe
in the impossible.
334
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:25,877
Hey, kiddo,
how's the magic
treating you?
335
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,947
Ah, Pops, good.
We have so much to discuss.
336
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:32,984
I pored over every
magic special made
by Master Copperfield,
337
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,719
as he is the standard
against which
338
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,554
all us magicians
judge ourselves.
339
00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,924
Uh-huh. Maybe we should
turn the light on.
340
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,159
After staying up
all night,
341
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,496
I finally figured out
how he does it, all of it.
342
00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:48,166
Flying over canyons,
making Lady Liberty vanish,
343
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,734
walking through walls.
344
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,136
Ooh, this sounds juicy.
345
00:12:51,138 --> 00:12:53,037
What is it?
What's the secret?
346
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,005
(WHISPERS) Magic.
347
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,939
No, yeah, I get it.
348
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,776
A real magician
can't reveal his tricks,
349
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,043
but how does he do it?
350
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:00,345
That's just it.
351
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,714
Real actual magic.
352
00:13:02,716 --> 00:13:03,648
Yeah,
I'm not following you.
353
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:07,051
There's no way a human being
could actually accomplish
354
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,853
what this man could do.
355
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,121
Unless it's real.
356
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,689
Still not following you.
357
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,991
Follow this!
358
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,425
Magic is real.
359
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,628
You should probably
get some sleep.
360
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:17,162
No time!
361
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,931
I've realized the key
to legitimate sorcery
362
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:20,732
is to believe.
363
00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,867
If you truly have the magic
in your heart,
364
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:24,869
you can walk
through any wall.
365
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:25,570
I don't think you can.
366
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,405
I shall traverse
through solid matter
367
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,176
and appear on the other side
of this wall.
368
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,544
Behold!
369
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:34,779
(THUD)
Oh, my God!
370
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,514
Oh, no!
371
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:37,182
Magic isn't real!
372
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,783
That's what I'm trying
to tell ya!
373
00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,785
You're right.
I can bounce back.
374
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,087
I just have to put together
a new magic act
375
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,356
that'll entertain
a bunch of kids.
376
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,758
Easy.
Peasy.
377
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:47,992
You're a smart kid.
378
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,628
You'll pull it off
for sure.
379
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,163
You can't let him go through
with this.
380
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,966
He'll make a fool of himself
in front of new Dana.
381
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,769
Well, he should've thought
of that before he lied to me
382
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,737
about mom time
and broke my heart.
383
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,039
The kid is boned, Bevy.
384
00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,308
He's literally walking
into walls.
385
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,742
(THUD)
Ow! Damn it!
386
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,344
How does the gorgeous
warlock do it?
387
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,948
ADULT ADAM: While my mom
was realizing the effects
of destroying my show,
388
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,950
Barry was about to put on
a show of his own.
389
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,318
Greetings,
and thank you for coming.
390
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:16,554
You may have wondered why I
gathered you all here today.
391
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,989
Yes, I was wondering.
392
00:14:17,991 --> 00:14:19,958
See, I was sitting here
watching MacGyver,
393
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,126
and you assembled
these morons
around me.
394
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,896
First, I'd like you all
to know that you're
all the dearest
395
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:27,498
and most important people
in my life.
396
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,033
And everything about you
disgusts me
397
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,535
'cause you're all
human garbage.
398
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:31,970
Appreciate the honesty.
Can we go?
399
00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,239
No. You may have given up
your dreams
400
00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,341
to become cogs in the machine.
401
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,475
But not me.
402
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,109
We discussed this.
403
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,378
You're studying and going
to a good school.
404
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,480
Look, I speak for all
of the JTP...
405
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,147
JTP.
JTP.
406
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,183
...when I say that
being a freelance
ninja for hire
407
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:45,717
is a big reach.
408
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,818
I mean, you could study
with us if you want.
409
00:14:46,820 --> 00:14:48,987
Never!
Forget ninja.
410
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,388
I'm getting real here.
411
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:53,358
Talking about
my most sensible dream.
412
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,626
Billionaire entrepreneur!
413
00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:55,894
You do realize
that entrepreneurs
414
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,464
have actual business ideas
and billionaires
have billions?
415
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,399
Oh, I do and I will,
416
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,300
as soon as I present the world
417
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,169
with any one of these awesome
entrepreneurical ideas.
418
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,906
First up,
the reverse microwave.
419
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:10,008
Makes things colder!
420
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,142
So, a refrigerator?
421
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,245
Next!
Know about
fingerless gloves?
422
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,581
How about just fingers?
423
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,449
I call it Just Fingers.
424
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,084
Did you cut up my Isotoners?
425
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:21,486
Next, the front pack.
426
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,554
That's just a backpack
you're wearing wrong.
427
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,657
Next!
A house for birds.
428
00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,859
Um, that kind of
already exists.
429
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:28,526
Not like this.
430
00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,528
Mine's for the upscale bird.
431
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,964
Okay, I'm shutting it down.
432
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,132
Everyone go home.
433
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:34,999
You know what else
got shut down?
434
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,268
Sir Isaac Newton when
he invented the apple.
435
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:37,969
That's enough!
436
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,504
You're studying for that test.
End of story.
437
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:43,308
No! I'm not even
gonna take the stupid
PSAT or the real one.
438
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:45,276
Honey, we discussed this.
Everyone takes that test.
439
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,579
What's the point?
We all know I'm gonna
blow it like I always do.
440
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,415
Barry, you're not gonna...
No, I am!
441
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:52,483
All I have are dreams
'cause I suck at real life,
442
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:56,154
and I'm supposed to sit here
and watch you leave me behind?
443
00:15:56,723 --> 00:16:00,658
Have fun with your awesome
dreams, without me in them.
444
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,498
ADULT ADAM: It was
the morning of my big show,
445
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,634
and I was hoping
my grand illusion
446
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,235
would impress my new Dana.
447
00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:12,904
Oh, there you are.
Perfect timing.
448
00:16:12,906 --> 00:16:16,674
Yep. So happy I didn't cancel
at the last minute.
449
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,242
(STAMMERS)
Unless you want me to.
450
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:19,077
(CHUCKLES) You're funny.
451
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,746
ADULT ADAM: And even though
the Amazing Beverly
452
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:22,714
had taken away my best tricks,
453
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,750
the Amazing Adam still had
one more up his sleeve.
454
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,553
It's showtime.
(CHUCKLES)
455
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,855
Oh, thanks.
456
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,526
(MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS)
457
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,963
Welcome, Joshua Feldstein
and friends.
458
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,131
I'm the Amazing Adam.
459
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:43,368
Witness the impossible
as I levitate.
460
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,570
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
461
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,674
ALL: Whoa!
462
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,809
Yes.
463
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,443
Crap.
464
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,313
That is normal.
It's a part of the trick.
465
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,114
I mean, magic.
466
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:59,450
I just need to re-levitate
my foot.
467
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,254
Magic!
468
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,055
Hey!
469
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,723
ADULT ADAM:
My act was a complete bust...
(KIDS BOOING)
470
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,593
...but then something
truly magical happened.
471
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:09,794
(BOOING CONTINUES)
472
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,362
And that,
ladies and gentlemen,
473
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:14,399
is what we call
classic misdirection!
474
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:18,069
And now,
time for the real show.
475
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,472
Mom! You got
my good tricks back.
476
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:22,140
Ta-da!
477
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:25,410
No time to talk.
Knock 'em dead, love bug.
478
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,878
Hey, Ma.
479
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,314
You know, a real magician
always needs an assistant.
480
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,916
Are you sure?
481
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,885
Yeah, I'm sure.
482
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,587
(THE CARS' MAGIC PLAYS)
483
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,292
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
484
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:46,964
KIDS: Whoa.
485
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,366
ADULT ADAM: That's the thing
about our parents.
486
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,168
At the end of the day,
they're at your side...
487
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,404
He cut me in half,
but I love him twice as much.
488
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,207
...whether you can admit
you need them or not.
489
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,910
Your dopey friends said
I'd find you here.
490
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,812
Just gonna sit like this
all day?
491
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,947
More like the rest
of my stupid life.
492
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,683
Everyone's moving on.
Everybody but me.
493
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:06,284
Look...
494
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,087
I know I said that the only
thing I care about is college,
495
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:13,858
but what I really care
about is whether
or not you're happy.
496
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:14,892
It's gonna be hard
to be happy
497
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,295
when I'm stuck in this town
'cause I blew the test.
498
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,429
That's not true, Barry.
499
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:21,099
If you ask me,
the way your brain works,
500
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,366
it's like no one else's.
501
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,001
Stop.
I'm serious!
502
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,305
I've never met anyone
who thinks the way you do.
503
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,473
I did come up
with Just Fingers.
504
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:31,676
Trust me, I think you're
gonna surprise everybody,
505
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:35,079
and mostly yourself
if you'll just try!
506
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,049
¶ There's magic in your eyes
507
00:18:38,051 --> 00:18:38,883
Thanks, Dad.
508
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,218
¶ I got a hold on you
509
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:40,852
Let's go home.
510
00:18:40,854 --> 00:18:42,420
¶ Got a hold on you,
I got a hold on you
511
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,122
ADULT ADAM: And even when
you're at your lowest,
512
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,992
they push you to be more than
you could ever dream of.
513
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,760
Check it out.
Front pack.
514
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:50,495
Not bad, right?
515
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,597
You look injured.
My spine hurts a little.
516
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,866
(SIGHS) I know I kind of
freaked out.
517
00:18:54,868 --> 00:18:55,700
It's just...
518
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,801
¶ Oh, oh, it's magic
519
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:57,602
...I don't want this to end.
520
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,670
Good. 'Cause no matter
where I end up,
521
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,372
we'll always be together.
522
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,341
Yo, Tasty!
Study group starts in five.
523
00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:05,376
¶ Oh, oh, it's magic
Study group?
I'm impressed.
524
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,079
What can I say?
I'm a torkulent guy.
525
00:19:08,081 --> 00:19:09,347
That's not a word,
sweetie.
526
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,115
Got a lot of work to do.
527
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:14,986
¶ I got a hold on you
528
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,120
¶ Oh, twisted
529
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,822
Thank you so much
for coming.
530
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,324
¶ Under sideways down
My brother loved it.
531
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,359
Thanks.
532
00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,894
We should, um, like...
533
00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,162
¶ I know you're
getting twisted
534
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,530
...do it again sometime.
535
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,631
Like, a movie?
536
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,199
¶ And you can't calm down
Oh.
537
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,102
Um... You know,
I... I'm in ninth grade
538
00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:34,505
and you're, like,
in middle school.
539
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,573
So?
540
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,809
So, I'm just gonna give you
the 10 bucks,
541
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,978
and thanks for coming,
Alan.
542
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,482
¶ How far can you take it
543
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,817
¶ Till you realize
544
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,554
¶ I got a hold on you?
545
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,222
¶ Got a hold on you
546
00:19:51,224 --> 00:19:51,989
Schmoo.
547
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,559
¶ Got a hold on you tonight
548
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,059
You okay?
549
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:58,229
¶ Got a hold on you
Yeah. I'm fine.
550
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,664
¶ Got a hold on you
551
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,199
¶ Got a hold on you
552
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,266
I'm not.
553
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,367
I really miss Dana.
554
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,803
¶ Oh, oh, it's magic
I know.
555
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,638
We were so good together.
556
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,107
How will I ever
find that again?
557
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,075
Trust me.
558
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:11,976
You will.
559
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,477
¶ Oh, oh, it's magic
What makes you so sure?
560
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,747
If there's one thing
the Amazing Adam's taught me,
561
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,450
there's plenty of magic
in the world.
562
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,185
ADULT ADAM:
When you're growing up,
563
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:22,920
you can't always
avoid heartache.
564
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,722
Here, let me help
you with that.
(SNIFFLES)
565
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057
¶ Oh, oh, it's magic
But if you're lucky,
566
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,025
a little mom time
can help you through it.
567
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,361
¶ It's magic
And that's pure magic.
568
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:32,396
(LAUGHING)
I... I couldn't resist.
569
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,499
¶ Oh, oh
Oh, oh, it's magic
570
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,235
¶ Just a little... ¶
571
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:43,307
Now, here's
our magic magician!
572
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,582
Gregarious.
573
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,217
Sociable.
574
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,519
Sociable.
575
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:56,320
Friendly.
576
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,723
Wow,
are you still studying?
577
00:20:58,725 --> 00:20:59,757
Even better.
578
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,458
According to science,
579
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,627
if I play this tape on a loop
as I sleep,
580
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,195
my brain will sponge up
all the information,
581
00:21:04,197 --> 00:21:06,931
then, boom, my days
are still free to be awesome.
582
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,166
Why can't you just do things
like a normal person?
583
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:11,235
I guess I'm just
a character.
584
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,503
(SIGHS)
585
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,572
See ya in the morning,
knowledge.
586
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:17,775
VOICE ON TAPE:
Intrepid, fearless.
587
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,477
Whoa! Wait.
588
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,878
Erica! Come quick!
589
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,981
I'm the smartest man
in the world!
590
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,917
Ask me anything.
What does gregarious mean?
591
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,952
To be like Greg.
592
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,055
Who's Greg?
Ah, it didn't work.