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ADULT ADAM: My brother Barry
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had a favorite shirt
he couldn't live without.
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It logged nearly 7,000 hours
on his body
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and took part in
over 2,000 loads of laundry.
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He even gave it a name,
Big Orange.
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Bye, Mom, off to school.
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Whoa! Back it up.
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It's picture day
for the yearbook.
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You're not wearing
that shirt.
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The creamsicle orange really
makes me pop off the page.
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No. No way.
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You wear that thing
all the time.
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Just look at these pictures
from last year.
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Wrestling team,
orange shirt.
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Beatboxing club,
orange shirt.
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Nunchucking Society,
orange shirt.
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BARRY: Don't forget
Zombie Survival Club.
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Colleges are gonna
snap me up.
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You know what
the coolest club is?
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The handsome Oxford
button down club! Huh?
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Look at me and know this.
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I will never take off
Big Orange.
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I will get married
in this shirt.
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I will win the Super Bowl
in this shirt.
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I will become President of
the United States of America
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in this shirt.
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Well, then I'm not gonna come
to your inauguration.
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Who am I kidding?
Of course I'll be there.
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And I'll iron that shirt.
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ADULT ADAM: And as bad
as it was for my mom,
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it was even worse
for his girlfriend Lainey.
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Happy anniversary, babe!
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Dude, I spent hours
on my make-up, fixing my hair,
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and squeezing into
this dress.
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I'm so lucky I'm a boy.
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I woke up like this.
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I was wearing this shirt
and everything.
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¶
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ADULT ADAM: Lainey always
looked at my mom as
a surrogate smother,
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but nothing bonded them more
than one thing.
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God, I hate that shirt.
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He looks like a walking
circus peanut.
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He looks like
an angry Cheez-It.
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It's like I'm dating
a glass of Tang.
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Once, when he was wearing it,
a panhandler gave him change.
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I had a dream I married it
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and we had little
orange shirt babies.
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I wish I could get him to
ditch it once and for all,
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but he won't listen to me.
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(SCOFFS) Or me.
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Wait.
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What about us.
Us?
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Separately,
we can't control him,
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but together,
we can join forces
and destroy him!
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With love.
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I like where
this is going.
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We hit him hard and fast.
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Let's juice this orange.
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Babe. We're gonna take you to
the mall and buy a new shirt.
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Already got one.
Thanks.
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Really think you
should let us take you
shopping, Schmoo.
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Mm, maybe some other time.
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Oh, assuming there is time.
I'm just trying
to help you, Barry.
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ADULT ADAM: And so
the mother-girlfriend
onslaught began.
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My mom and Lainey spent the
next 10 minutes laying down
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the most intense guilt trip
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our family had ever seen.
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All I know is I'll probably
just die brokenhearted.
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If that's the truth,
then why don't you trust me?
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Do you not love me?
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Okay.
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Great!
Wonderful.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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What just happened?
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I think you're going
shopping
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for a new shirt,
kiddo.
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I really don't need one.
This one's great.
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(MUFFLED) Oh, shoot.
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Oops.
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¶ I'm twisted up inside
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¶ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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¶ I don't know the future
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¶ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ¶
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ADULT ADAM:
It was May 11, 1980-something,
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and I was climbing the ladder
to my treehouse.
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It was my sanctuary,
the place I felt most safe.
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Oh! Balls!
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That's it.
This treehouse is coming down.
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Your mother told me to
tear that thing immediately
two years ago.
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I was hoping it would rot from
the tree, but no such luck.
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No! You can't just destroy
a piece of our childhood.
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Trash it. It blocks my
rays during peak sun.
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Peak sun!
There you go.
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No.
Don't listen to her.
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That's my fortress
of solitude.
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(GROANS)
Can you please dismantle
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Adam's fortress of
dorkitude now?
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I would love to
get a good base
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before pool-party
season starts.
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I'm gonna get
my sledgehammer.
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Never!
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Damn it.
Where are you going?
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The only way to get me down
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is if you remove me
yourself!
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Whoa!
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Please don't do this.
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That treehouse means
everything to me.
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Why is this the one time
you're not giving in to
your laziness?
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Because I just had
my morning nap.
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Erica, help me out here.
Dad's threatening to be handy.
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Talk some sense into him!
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What about your experience
with me makes you think
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I'm gonna care about
this conversation at all?
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How can you say that?
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Don't you remember
all the awesome stuff
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we used to do up there?
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Sleepovers, stargazing,
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the bottle-rocket wars,
the Goldberg Gang.
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No idea what you're
talking about.
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Don't you?
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Maybe the case of the missing
skeletor will jog your memory.
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(LISPING) Two days ago,
our detective agency
got a lead
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on a missing skeletor
action figure.
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The details of the case
reside in this dossier.
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ADULT ADAM: Back in the day,
kid crime solvers were
all the rage.
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Nancy Drew inspired us to
form our own detective agency
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with a completely original
name...
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Goldberg Gang here.
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ADULT ADAM: ...Or not.
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After examining all our clues,
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our evidence leads us
to this spot.
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Dad? We need to see
what's under you.
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I told you I don't have
your stupid toy, now stop
aggriv...
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Looks like Goldberg Gang
is gonna have to set up
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one of those stealthy,
intricate traps.
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Dad, there's pizza
in the kitchen.
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What?
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Yes! Case closed!
To the treehouse!
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Okay, stop! I remember
the stupid Goldberg Gang.
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Now erase the tape so I can
go back to forgetting it.
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Oh, come on. Can't we do
one last case
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before the treehouse goes?
Just like the old days?
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Oh, look!
Lucky's missing!
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It's the case
of the missing...
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Damn it.
She's right there.
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ADULT ADAM: As I was hoping
to reunite the Goldberg Gang,
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Lainey and my mom
were desperate
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to rid Barry
of his trusty shirt.
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(SIGHS) I can't wait
for you to try these on.
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You're gonna be the handsomest
boy in the whole world.
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But you said I'm already
the handsomest boy
in the whole world.
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Now you can break
your own record!
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Just like Wayne Gretzky!
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The great one? Yes!
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Distracting him with
hockey people. You're good.
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I learned from the best.
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(KATRINA AND THE WAVES'
WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYS)
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¶ Ow!
ADULT ADAM: That day,
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Lainey and my mom
manipulated Barry
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into the most epic
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trying-on-clothes montage
¶ Yeah
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That the '80s had ever seen.
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¶ I used to think maybe
you love me
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ADULT ADAM: It started out
fun, colorful, and somewhat
stylish...
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¶ Now, baby, I'm sure
...But after two
grueling hours
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and an ungodly amount
of acid-washed denim...
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¶ I'm walking on sunshine
(GASPS)
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...It became just plain ugly.
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¶ And don't it feel good?
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¶ I'll say it, I'll say it,
I'll say it again, now
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¶ And don't it feel good?
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¶ Whoa ¶
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He looks so cute!
(SQUEALS)
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We fixed him.
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You sure about this?
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Baby, I'm telling you,
you look hot.
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Richard Grieco hot.
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Looks like Big Orange's
reign of terror
is finally over!
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(SIGHS)
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ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it wasn't.
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BARRY: Hey!
Um, what is happening
right now?
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What the (BLEEP)?
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You have a closet
full of new clothes.
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Why is that back
on your body?
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I got an algebra quiz
I'm not gonna study for,
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so I need my lucky shirt.
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Oh, and Thursday
is Naked Rob's birthday.
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He expects me to dress up.
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And Friday is
Big Orange Friday.
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Got to wear Big Orange.
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It's back and more disgusting
than ever.
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How did it not work?
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God, I just wish that shirt
could disappear.
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Couldn't it?
What are you saying?
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Accidents happen
all the time.
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Look,
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I'm not saying we shouldn't
do what you're suggesting
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right now, but if there
was an accident...
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Clothes are very
fragile.
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It's really got to
look like one,
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if it were to happen.
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Which it won't.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Unless it does.
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Ooh, Duran Duran is playing
downtown this weekend.
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Want to go?
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Can't. It's my
stepdad's last day
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before he turns himself in.
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(BUZZER)
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Boom! Dryer's done.
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Come to papa,
Big Orange.
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Let those awesome threads
magnify this awesome bod.
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What the hell?
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I could've sworn I...
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(GASPS)
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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ADULT ADAM:
And in that moment,
my brother Barry
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came face-to-face
with the greatest tragedy
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of his young life.
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Stay with me, Big Orange.
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It's not as bad as it looks.
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The colors are draining
from him!
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You got to fight.
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Come on, buddy!
Stay with me!
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Want me to tell him
it's just a shirt?
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Don't just sit there.
Do something!
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What do you want me to do?
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Call 911.
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Tell them
there's an emergency,
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but don't get into details.
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Hurry!
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Tell them to put a shirt
doctor in the ambulance.
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God, why do bad things happen
to good T-shirts?
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I don't know.
Mom made a mistake?
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Mom never makes laundry
mistakes.
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Someone's out to get me!
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A third party did this
on purpose!
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Well, it's done. Just
cleaned out the treehouse.
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The Goldberg Gang is
officially out of business.
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No. Not yet!
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There's one more case
I need them to solve.
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There's been a murder,
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a shirt murder.
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This has my stepdad
written all over it.
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To the treehouse!
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ADULT ADAM:
Even though Big Orange
was gone,
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Barry refused to rest
until the culprit was found.
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We know you could've
taken this case to anyone,
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so we appreciate you
coming to us.
251
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Yeah. This is dumb,
so I'm gonna go.
252
00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,081
No! Wait! You guys got to
help me find out who did this.
253
00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:39,451
Big Orange's spirit will not
rest until the perpetrator
254
00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,386
has been found
and paid his debt.
255
00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:42,320
And what's in it for us?
256
00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,022
You mean besides
the justice served?
257
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,957
Yeah, I'm gonna need
something real.
258
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:50,161
I'll also pay you $7,000.
259
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,097
Um, yeah, no brainer.
260
00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:53,064
It's my bar mitzvah money.
261
00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,500
I've been saving it up for
a moment exactly like this.
262
00:08:55,502 --> 00:08:57,936
For when someone destroyed
your $10 T-shirt?
263
00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:00,338
Don't you want to save it
for a trip to Europe
264
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,940
or a down-payment on a h...
265
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:02,574
Don't answer that.
266
00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,442
The Goldberg Gang
is on the case.
267
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:06,478
Yes!
You know the drill, Erica.
268
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:08,847
To the treehouse!
269
00:09:09,816 --> 00:09:12,717
That means frantically
run to the backyard
and start the case.
270
00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:14,553
You know,
to the treehouse!
271
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,322
Fine, but we're walking
at a regular pace.
272
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:17,889
To the treehouse!
273
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:20,792
ADULT ADAM: At long last,
the Goldberg Gang
was back on the beat!
274
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,627
But before we could catch
the culprit,
275
00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,729
we first had to go over
the usual suspects.
276
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:28,867
Okay. This investigation
is officially open.
277
00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,602
It was Mom.
Too obvious!
278
00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,704
We need to think
outside the box.
279
00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,171
It was Mom.
280
00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,907
Figure out who
has the means...
281
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,209
(READING)
282
00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:39,077
Which spells "Mom".
283
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,879
Coincidence!
Fortunately for us,
284
00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:44,049
I've narrowed it down
to only 36 suspects.
285
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:46,384
Suspect number one,
Pops.
286
00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,821
Put a few martinis in him,
he's capable of anything.
287
00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:50,655
It was Mom.
288
00:09:50,657 --> 00:09:52,090
Suspect number two, me.
289
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:55,827
Am I guilty? Probably not,
but I do sleepwalk.
290
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:56,928
It was Mom.
291
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:57,629
Suspect number three!
292
00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:01,333
What is that?
A ghost, classic
Scooby Doo villain.
293
00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,267
Again, it was Mom.
294
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,769
This is not a mystery,
we're not detectives,
295
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,372
and this is not
our headquarters.
296
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,708
What are you guys
doing up here?
297
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,409
I told you I'm tearing
this down.
298
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,713
You can't. Not now.
This case is heating up, man.
299
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:16,047
Enough with the case!
300
00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:16,982
I don't want you out there,
301
00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,016
running around
like a loose cannon,
302
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:22,420
because it's
my ass on the line,
and I won't have it!
303
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,154
I got to find the truth!
304
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,056
It's gotten too personal.
You're off the case.
305
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,959
Give me your
magnifying glass
and your hat.
306
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,494
You can't shut us down,
old man!
307
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:30,862
Me and my partner
will not rest till
308
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:34,432
we track down and
interrogate every
single option.
309
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:37,502
ADULT ADAM: And so our
intense search began.
310
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:38,136
It was you.
311
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,271
Me? Please.
(CHUCKLES)
312
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:42,641
You know how much I respect
laundry.
313
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:43,375
My record's impeccable.
314
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:45,510
Well, maybe it wasn't
an accident.
What are you saying?
315
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,445
You've always had it out
for that shirt.
316
00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,347
Looks like you finally
pulled the trigger.
317
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,983
Or it's not one person
at all.
318
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,686
Maybe a crime this complex
is a two-man job.
319
00:10:54,688 --> 00:10:57,122
You don't know what you're
talking about, nerd boy!
320
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,657
I mean, don't interrupt
your sister.
321
00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,891
(CHUCKLES)
You know, manners and stuff.
322
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:04,162
I know that you're guilty,
and eventually, you'll crack.
323
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:09,000
Until then, we will
follow every lead and
not stop until...
324
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,135
Where'd she go?
325
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,638
(WHISPERING)
To the treehouse!
326
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,741
This is bad.
Real bad!
327
00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:17,642
They're closing in on us.
328
00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,577
Hold it together.
They got nothing.
329
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:20,311
There's bleach on my hands.
330
00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,414
Just remember, this was
for Barry's own good.
331
00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,716
So you keep your pretty
little mouth shut!
332
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,684
(GASPS)
333
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,253
Looking good, snuggy boo.
334
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,854
How do the new threads
feel?
335
00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:31,089
I look like a foreigner.
336
00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,992
A handsome,
stylish foreigner.
337
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,695
Like a super hot
Balki Bartokomous.
338
00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,063
I miss my old shirt.
339
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:40,165
I don't know who I am
anymore.
340
00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:44,436
Am I big or tasty?
No one knows!
341
00:11:44,438 --> 00:11:45,804
What have we done?
342
00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,706
When he finds out,
it's all over.
343
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,040
Well, he's not gonna
find out.
344
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,041
Ya dig?
I dig.
345
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:54,045
Repeat after me.
"I am rock solid."
346
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,381
I am rock solid.
347
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,249
It was your mom and I.
We're, like, totally guilty.
348
00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,652
I have one question.
Who are you covering for?
349
00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:03,722
What? No one.
I literally just confessed.
350
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,523
Well, isn't that
convenient?
351
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:08,159
Typical patsy taking
the fall for a network
352
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:08,827
of criminals above you.
353
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:12,163
Why is he talking like that?
I, like, literally confessed.
354
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:12,864
It's pathetic.
355
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,167
He's stretching out the
whole Goldberg Gang thing
as long as he can.
356
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,268
Just ignore him.
357
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:17,969
Look, you got to drop it.
358
00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:20,405
If Barry finds out what I did,
he'll never forgive me.
359
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,873
Fine. Your secret's
safe with me.
360
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,743
I'll save your implausible
relationship with my brother.
361
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,779
You can't ignore the facts!
This conspiracy runs deep.
362
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:30,014
I'll bring the real culprits
to justice. You'll see!
363
00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:33,351
ADULT ADAM:
Lainey may have confessed,
but I wasn't convinced.
364
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:36,621
I was about to blow this case
wide open.
365
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,288
Dude, you okay?
366
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,690
Yeah, Adam said you had
a bathroom-based emergency.
367
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:41,893
Yeah, I brought the back-up
khakis from my locker.
368
00:12:41,895 --> 00:12:42,727
This isn't my first rodeo.
369
00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:47,365
What? Adam said you guys had
a bathroom-based emergency.
370
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,668
I, too, have attended
that sad rodeo.
371
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,569
Gentlemen.
372
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:55,073
There is
no bathroom-based
emergency,
373
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,776
only a laundry-based mystery,
374
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:58,710
and I've gathered
all of you here
375
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:02,046
'cause the culprit
stands amongst us.
376
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,715
JTP, is this true?
377
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,382
What?
Never!
378
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,017
So that's a no
on the khakis?
379
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,620
They were
all over at the house
on the day in question.
380
00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:11,790
That means all of you
had opportunity.
381
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:12,557
That's insane.
382
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,526
Insane like the jealousy
you felt
383
00:13:14,528 --> 00:13:15,593
every time Barry
wore Big Orange?
384
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:19,230
You loved that shirt but knew
you could never pull it off,
385
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,698
'cause you were too tiny.
386
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,966
I prefer small-boned.
387
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,835
Or was it Naked Rob?
388
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,603
A closet Penguins fan.
389
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,939
The Penguins?
Robert.
390
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,207
I was born in Pittsburgh.
391
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,775
Or maybe it was
Geoff Schwartz!
392
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:33,645
You knew taking out
Barry's favorite shirt
393
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,345
would make him melt down.
394
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,747
Lainey would have to
console him,
395
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:37,682
leaving Erica without
a best friend
396
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,318
and plenty of time for you
to win her heart.
397
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,620
Wait, would that work?
I will kill you dead!
398
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:43,788
No, Barry.
I didn't do it!
399
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,424
He's right.
He didn't do it...
400
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,358
alone.
401
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,494
It was the entire JTP!
402
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:53,464
Okay. If this is true,
403
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,233
I must disband the JTP.
404
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,701
ALL: JTP?
405
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,268
Oh, it's true.
406
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,971
Thank God I kept digging
even after Lainey confessed
407
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:02,140
to destroying the shirt
with Mom.
408
00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:05,076
Yeah, thank God.
409
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:05,610
Wait, what?
410
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,979
I can't believe
the two of you
411
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:08,880
would betray me like this.
412
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:12,684
Big Orange was better to me
than either of you ever were.
413
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:13,351
It's just a shirt, babe.
414
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,886
We didn't know how much
it meant to you.
415
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,388
And in our defense,
we didn't know we'd
get caught.
416
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,923
BARRY: I don't
want to hear it!
417
00:14:18,925 --> 00:14:19,724
From this moment on,
418
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:24,329
I officially declare I have
no girlfriend and no mother.
419
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:25,330
You can't do that.
420
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:26,497
Yeah, you can't do that.
421
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:27,498
Well, you can do it to her,
422
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,566
but you can't do it
to your mother.
423
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,170
I say this all the time,
you only have one mother.
424
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,238
Well, I'll find another one.
425
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,273
You wouldn't dare.
I will.
426
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,341
I'll tell that nice,
old lunch lady
427
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:40,445
who always calls me "son"
to put her money where
her mouth is.
428
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,013
Well, I hate
to point fingers,
429
00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,182
but, uh, this is
on you and only you
430
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,183
and no one else
and not me.
431
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,719
Are you kidding me?
This whole thing was
your idea.
432
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,621
What kind of mother
does that to her son?
433
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,189
A mother
who doesn't approve
434
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,424
of her son's snitch
of a girlfriend.
435
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,893
Ex-girlfriend,
thanks to you!
436
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:58,830
You promised not to tell
and you narced like a narc,
you narc.
437
00:14:58,832 --> 00:14:59,631
I didn't tell Barry.
438
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,698
The little geek went off
on his own.
439
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,835
Only 'cause you
and Dad kept insisting
I drop the case.
440
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:04,869
Wait, Murray.
You knew about this?
441
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:08,740
Great. I told you
not to go off half-cocked
like a cowboy,
442
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:10,808
but you had to play
by your own rules!
443
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:16,047
That's as much anger
as I can muster for
something so stupid.
444
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:16,681
Great job, genius.
445
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:20,184
You made
everyone in this house
completely turn on each other.
446
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,619
Blame yourself, narc.
447
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,122
And I would've gotten away
with it, too,
448
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:27,592
if it weren't for you
meddling kids.
449
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,226
It's not my fault.
450
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,560
The case seemed
so cut and dry.
451
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,996
Back when we were kids,
there was always a twist.
452
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,966
Hello! Mom forced me to go up
in that treehouse
453
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,569
and play with you,
so I made up all those cases.
454
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:41,806
So, you lied to me?
455
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:42,607
Yes. My God.
456
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,143
You are going to be
in high school next year.
457
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,911
You need to grow up,
and fast,
458
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,414
because I'm done
taking care of you!
459
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,048
I just...
460
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:52,083
wanted to hang out
like we used to.
461
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,985
That's all I wanted.
462
00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:01,926
ADULT ADAM:
It had been a day since Barry
had lost Big Orange forever,
463
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,594
or so he thought.
464
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:04,762
Ta-da!
465
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:05,663
What's this?
466
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,298
It's Big Orange, squishy.
467
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,566
Big Orange is gone.
468
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,233
Big Orange was gone,
469
00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:11,469
but I sewed him up, dyed him,
and steamed him real good,
470
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,372
and now he's bigger, better,
and more orangy than ever.
471
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,640
Hey, big tasty,
look what I got!
472
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,342
And old friend
wants to say "hello".
473
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:20,945
(LAUGHS) Wow!
Lucky me!
474
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,747
Now I got two Big Oranges.
475
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,882
What the...
Why are you here?
476
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:25,783
To get Barry back.
477
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,884
That's what
I was trying to do,
478
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,820
but now you're screwing me
in the pooper!
479
00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:29,954
Oh, sweet God!
480
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:30,989
What? What'd I say?
Is that bad?
481
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,225
Unbelievable!
You not only
destroy my shirt,
482
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:37,061
but come in here and try
pawning off these imposters?
483
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,597
Imposters?
Mama fixed it.
484
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,832
This is the real thing.
485
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:42,200
No, this is.
This is it.
486
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,602
This shirt is. See?
It's orange and a shirt.
487
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:48,106
I reject all these shirts
with their coarse material
488
00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,809
and tight collar
and non-stained pit parts.
489
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,812
These aren't Big Orange,
they're big lies.
490
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:55,780
I know you're upset,
sweetie,
491
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,516
but don't throw out
the Beverly with the
Lainey water.
492
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:01,786
Hey, hey! Look what
I sewed back up!
493
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,189
Large Orange,
now everyone's happy.
494
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,190
That's Garfield!
495
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:09,027
I need to punch something.
Adam, I need you!
496
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:10,628
That did not go well.
497
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,897
It's over.
I have no son.
498
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:13,731
And I have no boyfriend.
499
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:18,069
I think Garfunkle is sporty.
I'm keeping this thing.
500
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:21,506
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
my mom and Lainey realized
501
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,741
they hadn't just ruined
Barry's shirt,
502
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,510
they destroyed his trust.
503
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:26,677
There was only one way
to win him back,
504
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:32,283
and that meant helping him
truly cope with his loss.
505
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,585
What's going on?
506
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:35,853
Look, we messed up,
507
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,423
and we know there's no way
of going back,
508
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:41,959
so we brought everyone here
to help you move forward.
509
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:45,063
By saying goodbye,
the right way.
510
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:50,601
This is nice.
My shirt would've
liked this.
511
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,404
They really did a great job
with Big Orange, Bar.
512
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,039
Yeah, they really did.
513
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:57,375
They made him look
so peaceful.
(TV PLAYING IN DISTANCE)
514
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,977
Murray!
Turn off the TV.
515
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:02,113
I'll mute it,
but that's it.
516
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:03,948
It's just a shirt.
517
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,284
(WALKING ON SUNSHINE PLAYS)
518
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,921
¶ I used to think maybe
you loved me
519
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,789
Honey, do you have anything
you want to say?
520
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,526
¶ Now, baby, I'm sure
521
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,364
I'd like to say a few words
about Big Orange.
522
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:25,303
It's like, life goes so fast
when you're growing up.
523
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:28,639
I guess it was nice
there was something
that was always the same.
524
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,909
I mean, all my
greatest memories were
in that shirt. Dad!
525
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:36,380
¶ Go to hold myself down
I was wearing it when we went
to our first Flyers game.
526
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,749
It's a shirt!
527
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,284
JTP, the first time
528
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,686
I ever played smashball,
I was in that shirt.
529
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,955
¶ 'Cause I just can't wait
(ALL GROAN, LAUGH)
530
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:45,123
JTP.
JTP.
531
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,127
Ma, you taught me how
to cook in that shirt.
532
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,829
Lainey, I ran in the rain
in that shirt
533
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,699
to tell you how much
I love you.
¶ Now I'm walking on sunshine
534
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,766
¶ Whoa-oa-oh
535
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,803
So I guess...
¶ I'm walking on sunshine
536
00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:59,704
...I'm gonna miss
the memories...
537
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,739
¶ Whoa-oa-oh
...But I'm glad
I still have them.
538
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,876
¶ I'm walking on sunshine
To Big Orange!
539
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,344
ALL: To Big Orange!
540
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:10,548
Wait, that's what this is?
A shirt funeral?
¶ And don't it feel good?
541
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,651
Damn it. I missed
a real funeral for this.
542
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:17,021
¶ And don't it feel good?
543
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:17,755
¶ All right, now, yeah ¶
544
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,724
ADULT ADAM: The most
painful part of growing up
545
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:20,525
is saying farewell
546
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,527
to the stuff
you love the most.
547
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:23,528
But as much as it hurts,
548
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,430
we all have to tear down
the old things
549
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:28,266
to make room for what's new.
550
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,667
ERICA: (LISPING)
The Goldberg Gang
551
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,969
is on the case.
To the treehouse!
552
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,404
We're gonna be communicating
553
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:36,107
through this
walkie-talkie system.
554
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,175
You ready, Adam?
555
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,543
(MIMICS STATIC) Copy?
556
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,444
(MIMICS STATIC)
Anybody there?
557
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,679
It's gonna be great.
558
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,181
Okay, over and out.
559
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,249
Still watching those
old tapes, huh?
560
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,751
Don't worry. I'm over it.
561
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,519
Come with me. I want
to show you something.
562
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:51,622
Why would I want to go
anywhere with you?
563
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:54,792
I thought you like mysteries.
564
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:58,796
¶ I said, baby,
I just want you back
565
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,998
¶ And I want you to stay
566
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,532
What's this?
567
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,068
I thought we could build
a new treehouse.
568
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,369
But I thought it was time
to let it go.
569
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,773
Well, some things
are worth holding on to.
570
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,809
Our old blueprints?
571
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,211
You still have them?
572
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,112
The truth is,
when we were kids,
573
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,516
I didn't make up those
mysteries because I had to.
574
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,786
I did it 'cause I loved
spending time with you.
575
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,588
¶ Whoa-oa-oh
576
00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:24,322
¶ Don't it feel good?
577
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,757
ADULT ADAM: Letting go
of the past is hard,
578
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,327
but what's even harder
is that we'll never know
579
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:32,396
what the future holds for us.
580
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,631
But when you finally stumble
581
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,534
upon that perfect fit
in life,
582
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,035
nothing is more rewarding.
583
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,038
(BOTH LAUGH)
Yes!
584
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:46,844
¶ Walking on sunshine ¶
585
00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,652
WOMAN: Okay, Troy's
freestyle on this one.
586
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:55,987
(RAPPING)
¶ Yeah, you know it's me
587
00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:57,521
Yeah.
¶ Yeah, it's Big Tasty
588
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,422
¶ The one and only
589
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,292
¶ Grabbing on the mikey
and I gots the gravy
590
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:03,561
¶ You know I'm gonna go
a little bit shady
591
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,930
¶ And we
ricky-ricky-ticky-ticky rhyme
to the dime
592
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,166
¶ Yeah, you know me,
always going kind of
crazy with them lines
593
00:21:09,168 --> 00:21:12,169
¶ And I'm fly-fly, yeah,
you know it, Lainey, baby
594
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,805
¶ And we doing it
and we in the '80s
595
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,208
¶ And we on fleek,
on fleek all night long
596
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:20,344
¶ And you know, know, know
we'll be singing that song
597
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,780
¶ And dab, dab,
dab on them hoes
598
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,584
¶ And we go, go, go
and we all jump, hey ¶
599
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,654
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
600
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:30,921
Yeah!