1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,202 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, me and my best friend Chad Kremp 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:04,203 were budding Spielbergs. 3 00:00:04,205 --> 00:00:07,439 We were so into making movies, we even had our own company. 4 00:00:07,441 --> 00:00:09,708 ADAM: Chadam Productions, "Turtles," take one. 5 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,845 Yep, we'd been making movies together since we were kids. 6 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:16,315 Our dream was to grow up and be famous filmmakers together. 7 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:19,852 Nothing would stop it, or so I thought. 8 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:20,853 Sorry, dude. 9 00:00:20,855 --> 00:00:22,388 I can't make a movie today. 10 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:23,389 I got tennis practice, 11 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,424 and then I'm going out for burgers with Alicia. 12 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:28,093 Come on, our home movies always come first. 13 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:31,363 You know the saying, flicks before chicks! 14 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,865 Sorry, bro. 15 00:00:32,867 --> 00:00:36,168 Oh, my poor sweetie. I'll be in your little movie. 16 00:00:36,504 --> 00:00:37,870 No. Stop right there. 17 00:00:37,872 --> 00:00:41,206 ¶ Happy Birthday to you ¶ 18 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:43,208 ADULT ADAM: Because I didn't want this to be my life, 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:46,145 I had to find a way to get Chad back into movies. 20 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:48,614 Today we are seeing the most important movie 21 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,416 of our generation, Quicksilver. 22 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,117 Sorry, man. I got tennis practice today. 23 00:00:52,119 --> 00:00:54,920 But it stars the always reliable Kevin Bacon 24 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:56,388 as a big-city bike messenger 25 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,490 who uses his wheels and his wits to escape danger. 26 00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:00,292 That doesn't really sound like my kind of thing. 27 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,326 Of course it's your thing! 28 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,494 It's a hard-core sports movie. 29 00:01:02,496 --> 00:01:04,963 Delivering mail by bicycle is not a sport. 30 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:06,331 Shut up, Dave Kim! 31 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:07,299 Come on, Chad. 32 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,101 The only reason to see Quicksilver 33 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,936 is to talk crap about Quicksilver 34 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,738 after you see Quicksilver. 35 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,639 I can't do it alone. 36 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,441 Yo, guys, you coming or what? 37 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,341 (SIGHS) Sorry, Ad Rock. 38 00:01:16,343 --> 00:01:18,744 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, I realized there was only one way 39 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:22,648 to reunite with my best friend, do the unthinkable. 40 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,384 All right, everyone, meet your new teammate. 41 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:26,485 Kid's got zero experience, 42 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:29,154 but he makes up for it by showing up. 43 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:30,222 Hi! I'm Adam. 44 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,523 Pumped to play some tennis, 45 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,659 but I hear it's a real "racquet." 46 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:35,394 Yeah, that's what I bring to the table. 47 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:37,896 Ah, yikes, off to a rough start. 48 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,798 All right. (WHISTLE BLOWS) 49 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:41,200 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 50 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:45,270 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 51 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,474 ¶ I don't know the future 52 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:52,778 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 53 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:55,347 ADULT ADAM: It was Valentine's Day, 1980-something, 54 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:58,317 and everywhere you looked, love was in the air. 55 00:01:58,319 --> 00:01:59,151 Check it out. 56 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:00,586 I robbed a bank for you, baby. 57 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,387 (GASPS) I love it. 58 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:05,090 I'm so sorry I haven't stolen anything for you yet. 59 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,693 ADULT ADAM: It was a day for teenage romance. 60 00:02:08,062 --> 00:02:09,661 Unless you were my sister. 61 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:13,465 You stupid sheep are slaves to this corporate holiday! 62 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,767 Ha! But not this girl. 63 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:17,369 I walk alone. 64 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:18,437 So completely alone. 65 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:21,940 ADULT ADAM: She had given up on love after losing out on Geoff Schwartz. 66 00:02:21,942 --> 00:02:22,741 Hey, sweetie. 67 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,076 (CHUCKLES) How are things? 68 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:25,244 (SCOFFS) So good. 69 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,613 Do you have any ranch dressing I can pour into this chip bag? 70 00:02:27,615 --> 00:02:28,714 Like, on me, in the hallway? 71 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:29,948 Just give me the ranch dressing! 72 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:30,582 I don't have ranch dressing! 73 00:02:30,584 --> 00:02:34,119 Look, you can't get so depressed over Valentine's Day, okay? 74 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,054 I mean, Barry hasn't gotten me anything, 75 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:37,322 and I couldn't care less. 76 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,524 Dear God, I see puppies! 77 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:43,562 Lady Lewis, how I feel about you is more than puppy love. 78 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,164 I doggone adore you. 79 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:47,499 I recognize this is bad timing. 80 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:48,033 Aww. Mm! 81 00:02:48,035 --> 00:02:50,569 I'm actually jealous of my brother and his girlfriend. 82 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,670 This is a new low. 83 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,105 Hey, Erica. Geoff! 84 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:55,340 Wow. This is so thoughtful. 85 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,675 He really is. 86 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,609 Aren't I the luckiest? 87 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,945 Yes, you are, 'cause you're dating, 88 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:01,947 so obviously the wonderful bear is for you 89 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,049 'cause that makes too much sense, 90 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,484 and they're gone. 91 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:06,652 Who has ranch? 92 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,719 Okay, we need to help that girl. 93 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:11,156 This sounds like a job for the bodacious guidance counselor 94 00:03:11,158 --> 00:03:13,025 that all the kids adore and respect. 95 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,060 First of all, your constant lurking is really jarring. 96 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,161 Can't a guy stand around teenagers, 97 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:19,198 waiting for some juicy gossip without being judged? 98 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,065 No. And secondly, 99 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,167 I don't think Erica will listen to any of us. 100 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:23,302 Oh, don't worry. 101 00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:25,304 Old Glascott is a professional 102 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,139 and knows exactly how to handle this. 103 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:27,973 Right this way, Erica. 104 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:30,142 The make-your-own-s'mores buffet is in here. 105 00:03:30,144 --> 00:03:31,476 ERICA: Oh, God, what is this? 106 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:34,213 There's no make-your-own-s'mores buffet. 107 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:35,681 I lied. (CHUCKLES) 108 00:03:35,683 --> 00:03:37,216 Have a seat. 109 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,051 Okay, what the hell is going on? 110 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,919 This is called an intervention. 111 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,121 It's a new craze sweeping the nation. 112 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,656 I read a pamphlet and everything. 113 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,692 I've been intervening in her life for years. 114 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:49,228 It's so exciting to finally do it in a professional setting. 115 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,764 We've all come together to say that we want the old Erica back. 116 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:55,234 Yeah, we want the Erica from the last three years. 117 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,069 You know, you were so confident and talented. 118 00:03:57,071 --> 00:04:00,105 But this year, you're weak and sad and boy-crazy. 119 00:04:00,107 --> 00:04:01,840 Thank you for that honest assessment, 120 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,342 Barry's interchangeable friends. 121 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,142 Ouch. I know. I get it. 122 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,144 Look, Erica, these boys care about you. 123 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:09,081 We all do, which is why we wrote letters 124 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,917 to make this easier to say. I'll start. 125 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:15,721 "Dearest Erica, I miss your singing." 126 00:04:16,223 --> 00:04:18,390 That's it? Yeah, I don't really know her. 127 00:04:18,392 --> 00:04:21,093 Look, I manage 600 kids, okay? 128 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,361 You're up next, big fella. 129 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:25,697 Erica, I was at work when your mom called me, 130 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,200 and I fought through traffic to get here, 131 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:31,870 and what I'm really trying to say is, what is this? 132 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:32,671 Oh, Murray, you're not helping. 133 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:35,874 I know I'm not helping because I don't know what this is. 134 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,476 What your father is trying to say 135 00:04:37,478 --> 00:04:41,780 is we want the old Erica back, the one who'd fight with me 136 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,982 and sneak out and steal my credit card 137 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:46,551 and buy wine coolers and blame it on a hobo 138 00:04:46,553 --> 00:04:47,552 who lived in our walls. 139 00:04:47,554 --> 00:04:50,088 I miss your fire and your passion. 140 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,490 We all do. 141 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,724 So, what do you say? 142 00:04:52,726 --> 00:04:54,926 I say...pbht! 143 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:56,628 Later, turds. 144 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,230 (SIGHS) 145 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,932 Well, my first intervention was a bust. 146 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:03,268 Well, we tried your dumb thing, Andre. 147 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:07,072 Looks like the only person who can fix Erica is me. 148 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:07,873 Oh, God, no. 149 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:08,807 This is bad. Don't do that. 150 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,742 Why am I here? Well, that settles it. 151 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,712 It's time for the mother of all interventions. 152 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,746 A "mothervention"! 153 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:16,648 Damn it, that's good wordplay. 154 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,317 Okay, she's got to get involved now. 155 00:05:18,319 --> 00:05:19,518 Is this done yet? Can we go? 156 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,587 ADULT ADAM: My mom was dead set on bringing Erica back to her old self. 157 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:26,224 Meanwhile, I was ready to bring back Chadam in a big way. 158 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,125 This is gonna be awesome. 159 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,194 Yeah, uh, since when do you play tennis? 160 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:30,462 I don't. Good news is, 161 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,397 you can teach me when we're doubles partners. 162 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,067 Wait. What? Chadam's back, baby! 163 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,201 Aah! 164 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:36,468 Oh! 165 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:39,404 Sorry, I've never been this close to sports before, 166 00:05:39,406 --> 00:05:40,305 but it's gonna be fun. 167 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,406 ADULT ADAM: Except it wasn't. 168 00:05:41,408 --> 00:05:44,242 It turns out tennis is super hard. 169 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,610 Do over! 170 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,479 Sun was in my eye. 171 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,848 Can you hit the ball slower? 172 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,850 Oh, hold on, my shorts are riding up. 173 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,051 Wait! My glasses are fogged! 174 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,886 I'm really good at Nintendo tennis. 175 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,221 ADULT ADAM: As I fell apart on the court, 176 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,857 my mom had the perfect way to cheer up Erica. 177 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,525 What have you dragged me to? 178 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,760 What is this place? 179 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:04,763 Only the happiest place in the world. 180 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,198 The Disco! 181 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,433 This place is sadder than I am. 182 00:06:08,435 --> 00:06:09,735 Oh, it's just early. 183 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,636 Listen, back before I realized 184 00:06:11,638 --> 00:06:13,939 that my ultimate joy was having babies, 185 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:16,041 my gal pals and I had a place we'd go 186 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,709 where we would just groove the night away. 187 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:22,047 It was packed with people just having the time of their lives. 188 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,949 Mom, look around. 189 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:25,317 Disco is dead. 190 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:25,650 Oh, poop. 191 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:29,921 I think I would've heard if a whole genre of music had died. 192 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,189 (LAUGHS) Excuse me, sir. 193 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,025 What time does this place explode into a disco inferno? 194 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,828 When all the two-faced schmucks of this world admit 195 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,431 that it's the music that shaped America! 196 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,732 I think that's jazz. 197 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:41,800 It's disco, fool! 198 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,402 The Angry Weirdo is right. 199 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:44,836 Time to boogie the night away. 200 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:46,071 ADULT ADAM: And boogie she did. 201 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,274 What happened next was a Beverly Goldberg disco inferno. 202 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:52,811 She burned up the dance floor with the funky chicken 203 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:54,479 and also this... 204 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:55,580 and that... 205 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:56,748 and whatever this move is. 206 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,650 I think it's called the Embarrassing Mom. 207 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,453 Whatever it's called, (CHUCKLING) it was bad... 208 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,121 really bad. 209 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:05,123 Come on, just dance for one minute. 210 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,425 You'll forget all your worries 211 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,527 and be happy normal, happy Erica again. 212 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,494 If I disco for one second, 213 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,963 then can we leave this glittery hellscape? 214 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:12,230 Deal. 215 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,533 ADULT ADAM: But despite it all, my mom was right. 216 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:15,901 Whee! It took a little convincing, 217 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:17,536 but once Erica was on the floor, 218 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:19,671 the music took care of the rest. Whoo! 219 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:20,605 BARTENDER: Yes! 220 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,273 For half a hustle. Boom! 221 00:07:21,275 --> 00:07:25,544 Oh, my God! Are you disco-dancing with a teacher on Valentine's Day? 222 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,945 What? No. She's my mom. 223 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:27,612 That's even sadder. 224 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,481 Hey, you guys are at this lame place, too. 225 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,250 Uh, that's only 'cause they sell cheap beer to minors. 226 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:33,285 Whoa, are you guys underage? 227 00:07:33,287 --> 00:07:36,888 Nope, I'm 27 according to my commercial trucking license. 228 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:37,656 Don't look at the picture. 229 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,724 I lost a bunch of weight and got less Asian. 230 00:07:39,726 --> 00:07:40,792 We're cool. Hey, kids. 231 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:44,596 Why don't you quit yer yappin' and take a trip to Funkytown? 232 00:07:45,732 --> 00:07:47,165 Would you stop that? 233 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,000 I can't. I'm all funked up. 234 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,336 ADULT ADAM: While my sister tried to escape my mom, 235 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:54,873 I was ready for some quality time with my bestie. 236 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,576 Tennis, man, you know, tennis. 237 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:58,243 Yeah. 238 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:00,045 And the best part, this thing. 239 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:01,513 It's like Pac-Man. 240 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:03,782 Wakka. Wakka-wakka-wakka. 241 00:08:03,784 --> 00:08:05,984 Adam. Adam, please. 242 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,587 Listen, I'm thinking... 243 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,389 we shouldn't be doubles partners anymore. 244 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:13,725 Oh, wow. 245 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,260 This... This is unexpected. 246 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,362 Is it me? No. It's, it's me. 247 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:18,864 I can do better. I can change. 248 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:19,831 I don't want you to change. 249 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,801 Just tell me the kind of partner you want me to be, 250 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:23,635 and I'll just be it. 251 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:26,037 I just need a break from doubles. All right? 252 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:28,340 I, I need to focus on being single for a while. 253 00:08:28,342 --> 00:08:31,343 Okay, I don't want to force being partners. 254 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:34,579 But when you're ready, I'll be here waiting. 255 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:38,884 Chad is doubles partners with Dave Kim? 256 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:41,786 That is not single behavior. 257 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,655 Coach Mellor! 258 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,258 Please tell me you forced Chad to be partners with Dave Kim. 259 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:49,594 Quite the opposite, Goldfarb. Chad came to me. 260 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:51,229 Made me swear to keep it a secret, too. 261 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,232 Something about feelings and friendship, I don't know. 262 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,902 I'm not your remembering things secretary, Chad Kremp! 263 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:59,471 That snake is cheating on me with my mortal enemy, 264 00:08:59,473 --> 00:09:02,340 who is actually a great guy and another friend. 265 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,141 I sympathize. 266 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,410 Tennis is a lot like marriage. 267 00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:06,878 It's long, and it's boring, 268 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:10,181 and eventually, she leaves you for a handsome Latin man 269 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,851 who was just supposed to re-tile your bathroom. 270 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,152 Well, there's only one thing left to do. 271 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:18,023 I become the best tennis player this school has ever known, 272 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:20,258 and I need your help to do it. 273 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,493 Damn it, Goldfarb. 274 00:09:21,495 --> 00:09:22,928 As a coach, I took a blood oath 275 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,429 never to let a student-athlete fail 276 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,730 if he's got drive and desire, 277 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,567 which is exactly why I'm gonna get into my Ford Festiva 278 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,802 and pretend you never asked. 279 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:33,538 I will be top seed! I'll show you! 280 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:37,042 I'll show Chad. I'll show everyone! 281 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,944 Come on! 282 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,680 That almost bonked me in my shin. 283 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,848 Not cool, guys! 284 00:09:45,519 --> 00:09:48,119 ADULT ADAM: It had been one day since the disco disaster, 285 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:52,657 and all Erica wanted to do was hide from everyone in a dark theater. 286 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,759 Or not. 287 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,461 Erica? 288 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,963 Six, seven... 289 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,333 Yeah, that should be enough seats for all my friends. 290 00:10:01,335 --> 00:10:02,300 Oh, Geoff and Evy? 291 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,202 You're here seeing Quicksilver? Me too! 292 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,272 I'm just waiting for Lainey and the rest of the gang. 293 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:09,274 Cool. Fine! I'm all alone! 294 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,943 I'm hiding out watching a crappy Kevin Bacon movie 295 00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,645 about bicycles all by myself. 296 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:14,012 Are you okay? 297 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,648 This is the second time I've seen this movie today, so, no. 298 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,717 Geoffrey, why don't you run and get Erica 299 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,819 one of those extra large KitKats? 300 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,753 I've noticed sweet treats 301 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:24,889 have been the one friend she can count on this week. 302 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,225 Geoff to the rescue! 303 00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,394 Well, well. 304 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,296 Who knew I'd spend Valentine's Day 305 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:33,465 with the woman who tried to snake my man? 306 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,134 Yeah, I'm sure this is a great moment for you. 307 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,202 Honestly, it's not. 308 00:10:37,204 --> 00:10:41,072 I mean, I should be gloating, but... 309 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,974 you're very sad. 310 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,709 It just makes me want to hug you. 311 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,177 Oh, God, no! Don't hug me! 312 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,680 We're enemies. You're supposed to fear me. 313 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:51,082 Sweetie, not anymore. 314 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,884 Now I just want you to be okay. 315 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,153 ADULT ADAM: Evy's pity was the last straw. 316 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:55,920 In that moment... 317 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,322 (HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH) ...my sister knew 318 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,557 she had to get back on the bike again. 319 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,893 (POPCORN CUP CLATTERS LIGHTLY) 320 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,829 It took a shower, a trip to Benetton, 321 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,897 and two hours of crimping, 322 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:08,733 and Erica was officially back to her awesome self. 323 00:11:08,735 --> 00:11:09,334 (GASPS) 324 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,002 (PAN CLATTERS) Oh, there she is! 325 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,871 My beautiful baby is back! 326 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:15,607 Back from where? How much did it cost me? 327 00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,741 Murray, pay attention. 328 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,309 What, were you at dance camp? 329 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,045 Something to do with music? 330 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,079 I know it hits me in the pocket. 331 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:25,150 Let's just say that I finally decided to make a change. 332 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,451 See? I told you. 333 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,853 A little disco can solve anything. 334 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,288 (CHUCKLES) Thanks, Mom. 335 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:32,290 You really are a great... Oh, bup, bup, bup! 336 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,325 Don't pull away. I'm still hugging you. 337 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,393 Oh. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 338 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,863 Oh, I'm so glad I was able to help you with your big comeback. 339 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,731 More than you will ever know. 340 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,700 ADULT ADAM: As my sister was returning to form, 341 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,769 I turned to the greatest athlete I knew. 342 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:45,170 My brother. 343 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:49,207 Barry, my handsome and powerful brother, I need your help. 344 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,076 Normally I'd punch you and walk away, 345 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,944 but I gotta say, I'm intrigued. 346 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,380 I joined the tennis team, and I need a doubles partner. 347 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,147 Becoming bored! 348 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,483 And I need your incredible gifts. 349 00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,317 Listening again. 350 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,618 Since you dominated all sports, 351 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,454 I was wondering if you'd help me seek revenge 352 00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,389 on my best friend on the tennis court. 353 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:05,323 Well, you're in luck 354 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:08,293 'cause I know everything there is about tennis 355 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,095 because of the coolest player on the planet. 356 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,598 ADULT ADAM: He was talking about an '80s neon-clad tennis God 357 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:16,801 who dominated the court with monster serves and style. 358 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,104 Behold Andre Agassi! 359 00:12:19,106 --> 00:12:21,740 The greatest player in the world. You know why? 360 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,208 Skill? Partly. 361 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,042 But the other part? 362 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:28,146 A deadly combination of splash, flash, and mullet! 363 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,080 A mullet can do that? 364 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,549 A mullet doesn't have a boss! 365 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,351 It takes no orders! 366 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,220 It's above the law! 367 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,154 Like Steven Seagal! 368 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:36,755 But Seagal has a ponytail. 369 00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:39,457 Which is just a fancy mullet tied with a rubber band. 370 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,792 Why aren't you writing any of this down? 371 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,227 I really don't want to put this to paper. 372 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,395 I just want you to teach me some tennis. 373 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,430 As I will. 374 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,632 I'm basically Andre Agassi's twin. 375 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,500 I even got the hair. 376 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,135 You definitely don't have the hair. 377 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:50,935 Don't I? 378 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,970 Was that just lying around? 379 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,338 Lainey likes when I wear it sometimes. 380 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,340 Don't, don't ask. Wasn't going to. 381 00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:55,907 To the backyard! 382 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,110 Where I will hit balls at you as you run for your life. 383 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,879 Move, move! 384 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:04,115 You stole my credit card to pay for a party? 385 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,717 No idea what you're talking about. 386 00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,518 Uh, hello? 387 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,720 "Erica Goldberg's Valentine's Day 388 00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:10,221 "Disco is Dead Party!" 389 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:10,955 Your name is right there. 390 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,224 Oh, that's the other Erica Goldberg in school. 391 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,125 I'm Erica F. Goldberg. 392 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,860 No, that's Adam's stupid thing! 393 00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,495 And nobody cares about his dumb feud 394 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:18,563 with the other Adam, anyway. 395 00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,899 Mom, I swear. Look me in the eyes. 396 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,100 I would never lie to you. 397 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,568 There's the girl of the hour. 398 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,069 I'm RSVP-ing plus eight. 399 00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,304 I'm bringing my stepbrother. 400 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,772 We just got him back from this cult. 401 00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,640 He's so weird and cool. 402 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,542 Bro, everyone's welcome at my party. 403 00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,043 I am so angry you don't trust me. 404 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:36,281 Okay, there is no world in which I am going to allow you 405 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,951 to mock disco and throw an underage booze party. 406 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,153 Hey, you wanted the old Erica back, 407 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,121 the one who would fight you 408 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,923 and sneak out and steal your credit card. 409 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,891 Okay, yes, those were my words exactly. 410 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:47,859 But I was wrong. 411 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:48,927 Well, it's too late now. 412 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,462 I'm back, and there's no stopping me. 413 00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,530 Credit card's canceled. 414 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,698 What? No way! Run it again! 415 00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:57,101 Believe me, nobody wants this more than me. 416 00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,905 You actually gave me hope that disco was coming back. 417 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,540 But we both know it's not. 418 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,843 Please, don't send me back to rock bottom. 419 00:14:04,845 --> 00:14:05,810 I posted flyers everywhere! 420 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:08,446 Every kid from my high school will be here tonight. 421 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:08,913 High school? 422 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:12,317 I mean my dental office in a big adult building downtown? 423 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,619 Get out. Here I go. 424 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:15,286 (SIGHS) 425 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,555 All right, everybody, I want you to join me 426 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,924 in welcoming another Goldberg to the team. 427 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,192 We're all very excited to have you here 428 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,528 and also wondering what the hell you're wearing. 429 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,530 The style of champions. 430 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,298 As my first order of business, 431 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,468 I challenge Kremp n' Kim for top seed doubles! 432 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,537 (LAUGHING) What? You heard Big Tasty. 433 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,505 Prepare to get Agassi'd, sucka. 434 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,274 Sha-blammy! Coming in hot! 435 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:37,842 Finally got some action around here. 436 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:38,710 You know it, Coach. 437 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,478 Time for me to rock 'n' roll. 438 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,914 ¶ Never surrender ¶ 439 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:46,718 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my brother became Agassi. 440 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,486 He had the moves, the attitude, 441 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,787 (CHUCKLING) the neon shorts. 442 00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,022 He didn't just own that wig. 443 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,024 ¶ Never surrender He owned the court. 444 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,125 ¶ Never say die ¶ 445 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,728 The only thing he didn't have was the actual ability. 446 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:57,862 Question. 447 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,429 Do we get extra points 448 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,899 for hitting the ball over the administration building? 449 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:01,933 No, you do not. 450 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,002 Dude, you promised we would win. 451 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,670 The Nike commercials lied! 452 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,705 Tennis is surprisingly difficult! 453 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:08,973 I'll do better. 454 00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:10,308 Service! 455 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,510 Ow! 456 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,746 God! 457 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,349 ADULT ADAM: My best friend had officially betrayed me, 458 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,019 and I was determined to beat him at his own game. 459 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:24,122 Unfortunately, my brother sucked real bad. 460 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,858 Ow! It's like the sixth time you've done that! 461 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:28,960 It's like the more I play, the worse I get. 462 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,762 Coach, do we really have to do this? 463 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:31,930 Hey, this is Chad's fault! 464 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:34,699 I only joined tennis 'cause he completely bailed on me. 465 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,035 Forgive me for not wanting to hang out with you 466 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,671 on a Saturday night making cheesy videos. 467 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:40,171 Fine. 468 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,673 Chadam Productions is hereby dissolved. 469 00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:45,143 We are no longer the Lennon/McCartney of home movies! 470 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,978 Only you care about that! 471 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,180 I'm going into the family florist business 472 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,148 like a normal person! 473 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,984 But we always said we'd go to NYU film school together. 474 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:56,487 I... Didn't tell you about that 475 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:59,824 'cause I knew you'd just freak out. 476 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,427 And I was right. 477 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,029 Just serve and lose already. 478 00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,800 Out! Point, Kremp-Kim! 479 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:09,534 Out? 480 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,602 You got to be frickin' kidding me. 481 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,104 It was in by a mile! 482 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,505 (GRUNTS) 483 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:16,407 Ha! Nice one, McEnroe. 484 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,509 Just for that awesome burst of passion, 485 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,310 I'm giving you the point. 486 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,146 What? That's not a reason to change your mind! 487 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:22,480 Oh, it is. 488 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,515 That's the kind of competitive spirit we need on this team. 489 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:27,218 Dude. Forget Agassi. Coach loves McEnroe. 490 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,287 Think you can keep spazzing out in an embarrassing way? 491 00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,156 ¶ Never surrender I do believe that's in my wheelhouse. 492 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:36,260 That is the worst call in the history of tennis, jerk! 493 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:36,861 Do better! 494 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:40,365 Let me explain how this works. (BLEEP) 495 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:42,567 In. Out. In. Out. 496 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,769 Everyone knows in the stadium that it's in, 497 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,269 and you call it out? 498 00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:48,172 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Barry wasn't the famous cool tennis star. 499 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,075 ¶ When they try to break you down... He was the angry, yelly one. 500 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:53,077 And it got to Chad. ¶ You can take it 501 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:54,145 (GRUNTS) Whoo! 502 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,013 ¶ That don't shake you 503 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,447 This is insane! I can't play this way! 504 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,250 ¶ When your back's against the wall Show some class, Kremp! 505 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,118 That's a point for the Goldbergs. 506 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,153 You want McEnroe? ¶ ...the fight's got you standing tall 507 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,722 Fine, I'll show you McEnroe! ¶ Never surrender ¶ 508 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,090 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 509 00:17:06,092 --> 00:17:07,959 Dude! Are you crazy? That's it! 510 00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,128 Throwing racquets at people is where I draw the line! 511 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:10,962 You're benched, Kremp! 512 00:17:10,964 --> 00:17:13,297 Keep it up, and you're off the team! 513 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,467 Thanks a lot. Some friend you are. 514 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,406 Knock-knock. 515 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,341 Mama brought you some feel-better snacks. 516 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:28,946 Oh, looks like you're already going to town on a pan of... 517 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,014 What is that? 518 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:33,284 I poured a whole bottle of ranch on some noodles. 519 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:36,387 Look...I want you to be happy, 520 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,557 but you understand why I had to pull the plug on your party? 521 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,326 Old me would've gotten away with it. 522 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:44,495 Guess I'm just not the girl that I used to be. 523 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:44,829 You are. 524 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:49,033 You almost threw the coolest party of the year at an abandoned disco. 525 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:52,036 Disco's dead. Even I can't bring it back. 526 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:56,007 Well, what if a certain substitute teacher 527 00:17:56,009 --> 00:18:00,244 misplaced a set of keys to the school... (DANCING QUEEN PLAYS) 528 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,713 ...so you could throw your own disco inferno? 529 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,382 You would do that for me? 530 00:18:04,384 --> 00:18:05,149 Oopsie-doopsie. (KEYS JINGLE) 531 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:09,654 ADULT ADAM: It turns out a mothervention knows no limits. 532 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,689 Anything for you. 533 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,958 Within reason. 534 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,360 This falls in a very gray area. 535 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,062 ¶ Ooh-ooh, you can dance You can jive 536 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,932 ADULT ADAM: Sure, breaking into school was highly questionable, 537 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066 but it was also legendary. 538 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,434 ¶ Having the time of your life Thanks to our mom, 539 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:26,637 the old Erica that everyone loved was back for good. 540 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,238 ALL: JTP! 541 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,207 ¶ See that girl One night, so was disco. 542 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,009 ¶ Watch that scene Disco is alive! 543 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,112 ¶ Diggin' the dancing queen 544 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,346 Well, you really did it. 545 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,681 You brought disco back. 546 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:37,648 Killer party, Erica. 547 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,917 My favorite part is how illegal it is. 548 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,052 Nice to see you're feeling better. 549 00:18:41,054 --> 00:18:44,055 ¶ Friday night, and the lights are low Now, stay away from my man. 550 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:44,689 ADULT ADAM: Turns out 551 00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,424 not having the Valentine she actually wanted... 552 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,960 ¶ Looking out... ...made my sister's Valentine's Day 553 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,561 one she'd never forget. 554 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:50,962 Oh, my Lord! 555 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,364 The students have started a spontaneous dance party 556 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,465 without written permission. 557 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,234 We have to put a stop to this. 558 00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,169 Not if it's supervised by a teacher, 559 00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:00,705 who's also showing them some funky dance moves. 560 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,575 ¶ Anybody could be that guy You know what? You're right. 561 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,543 Make a hole, kids. 562 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,311 I got a case of Saturday night fever. 563 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,147 ¶ Night is young and the music's high 564 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,114 No, I was talking about me! 565 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,782 ¶ With a bit of rock music, everything is fine Poop. 566 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,951 ADULT ADAM : That's the thing about growing up. 567 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,453 Sometimes you need to hit rock bottom 568 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,022 to be able to dance your way back to the top. 569 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:21,259 But like any journey, the adventure is a lot easier 570 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,427 when you're not traveling alone. 571 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,096 ¶ You are the dancing queen 572 00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:28,132 Chad, the weird boy from across the street is here to see you. 573 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,268 The little one, not the one who punched the horse. 574 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,136 Tell him I'm not home. 575 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,205 Tell him yourself. 576 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:35,940 Hey, I know we're not friends anymore, 577 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,942 so I thought you'd want some of your stuff back. 578 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:42,446 Here's your Cobra Rattler and your Samantha Fox cassingle. 579 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,050 So, is that all? 580 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,418 Yeah. 581 00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,687 Damn it, no! 582 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,922 I wanted to see you. 583 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:52,657 I, like, miss you and stuff! 584 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,392 Then why were you acting so crazy? 585 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,661 We had this big plan since we were kids. 586 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:59,630 I just hate that we grew up and everything changed. 587 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,266 Doesn't mean we can't still be Chadam anymore. 588 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,768 But we're not. 589 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,536 You're gonna do flowers. 590 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,671 There is no Chadam. 591 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,874 (CHUCKLING) Dude, we'll always be Chadam. 592 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,842 Even if you're in Hollywood 593 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:14,312 and I'm running a flower empire. 594 00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,783 So...now what? 595 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,251 Maybe... 596 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,686 ...we make a movie? 597 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,454 I can't. I have tennis. 598 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:23,921 Huh? (BOTH LAUGH) 599 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,757 ¶ Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine ¶ 600 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:29,060 ADAM: Take one, Chadam Productions. 601 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:32,930 YOUNG ADAM: Take one, Chadam Productions. 602 00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,733 People go around buying Corn Flakes 603 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,570 because it's cheaper, but now they buy... 604 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,471 (LAUGHING) 605 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,107 Well, there is a great offer now... 606 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:45,876 (LAUGHS) 607 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:53,417 Corn Flakes, which we call the original and the best. 608 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:02,760 Tennis, y'all! The bad boy sport of kings. 609 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,662 Time for you to face my fury. 610 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,698 ¶ Never surrender ¶ 611 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,048 ¶ Never surrender ¶ 612 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,350 (CLICKS, MUSIC STOPS) No more music! 613 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:27,151 Serve the damn ball. 614 00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,519 Yeah, dude, it has been a while. 615 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,087 We should probably play.