1 00:00:00,601 --> 00:00:02,968 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the child stars of the '80's. 2 00:00:02,970 --> 00:00:04,236 They were the coolest kids around, 3 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:05,838 and we all wanted to be them. 4 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:06,572 As fate would have it, 5 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:09,274 one grew up with me in Jenkintown. 6 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:10,209 It was R.D. Robb, 7 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,311 and I kind of knew him, sort of. 8 00:00:12,313 --> 00:00:14,313 Well, go on, smartass, and do it. 9 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,682 Guys, look, it's R.D. Robb from school. 10 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:19,284 I can't believe my best friend is famous and on TV. 11 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,854 Dude, you said two words to R.D. on the school bus. 12 00:00:21,856 --> 00:00:24,189 Now that he's famous, he's suddenly your best pal? 13 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,225 We traded Matchbox cars in third grade. 14 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:27,126 That's not nothing. 15 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,194 You know, now that R.D. is on TV, 16 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,730 I am realizing that he is totally hot. 17 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:32,531 Yeah, dude is so lucky. 18 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:35,067 Did you know his mom is the top talent manager in the city? 19 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:37,169 Oh, yeah, Edie Robb's got a sharp eye. 20 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:40,005 I've seen her scoop a kid up in the frozen-food aisle 21 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:42,174 and put him on the cover of Bop magazine. 22 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,809 Bop is the gateway to TigerBeat. 23 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:46,545 Hold up. You know Edie Robb? 24 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,046 Loosely. 25 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,781 She and my mom swim in the same yenta circles. 26 00:00:48,783 --> 00:00:50,682 They get their pastrami from the same deli guy. 27 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:52,384 What the hell are you waiting for, bro? 28 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,953 Ask her to be your manager and make you famous. 29 00:00:54,955 --> 00:00:55,554 Wrong! 30 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,356 If anyone's gonna be famous, it's gonna be me. 31 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,658 Please, what makes you think you can be famous? 32 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:00,726 'Cause I can play any part. 33 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:04,630 Badass action star, romantic lead, comic relief, 34 00:01:04,632 --> 00:01:05,898 plus I do accents. 35 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,433 I'm from Russia. Blue jeans. 36 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:10,335 The only talent you have is being delusional. 37 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,570 I'll make you eat those words 38 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:14,373 once Haim and Feldman make me the third Corey. 39 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:16,708 How can you be a Corey? Your name's Barry. 40 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,477 Being a Corey is a way of life. 41 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,311 And when we're on set, 42 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,280 I'm gonna make you my sad little assistant 43 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:22,781 and I'll say, "Go get me a Coke." 44 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:24,750 Then you'll come back and give me a Coke 45 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,585 and then I'll yell, "I said Diet Coke!" 46 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,720 And then you'll cry, "No, you said Coke!" 47 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:30,656 And then I'll say, "Don't you ever question me 48 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:32,057 "in front of the other two Coreys." 49 00:01:32,059 --> 00:01:34,026 Well, then I'll throw the Coke in your face, 50 00:01:34,028 --> 00:01:35,761 and the director will see my passion 51 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,063 and make me the lead of Lost Boys 2. 52 00:01:38,065 --> 00:01:39,298 And now I'm a Corey. 53 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,833 There can't be four Coreys! 54 00:01:40,835 --> 00:01:43,001 Well, then we take a vote, and you're out. 55 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:43,869 You can't do that! 56 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,938 I own a Camaro and a beach house. 57 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,574 It takes a ton of money keeping up with the Coreys, 58 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,642 and now I'm broke, thanks to you! 59 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,877 (BOTH GRUNTING) 60 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,946 We're just gonna go... 61 00:01:53,948 --> 00:01:55,547 I'm the Corey! 62 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:57,950 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 63 00:01:57,952 --> 00:02:01,720 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 64 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,324 ¶ I don't know the future 65 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:09,394 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 66 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:12,764 ADULT ADAM: It was February 22, 1980-something, 67 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:16,702 and the punk-rock revolution was taking over our town. 68 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:18,637 Yikes, what happened to Matt Bradley? 69 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,073 He looks like Billy Idol's suburban nephew. 70 00:02:21,075 --> 00:02:23,208 I think the punk look is crazy-hot. 71 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,943 He's such a bad boy. 72 00:02:24,945 --> 00:02:26,311 Hey, I'm a bad boy. 73 00:02:26,313 --> 00:02:27,412 Chill. I'm just suggesting 74 00:02:27,414 --> 00:02:28,714 that Matt's an attractive, single dude, 75 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,649 and Erica's an attractive single girl. 76 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,017 Maybe she's ready to get back out there. 77 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:35,020 Erica, heard you were ready to get back out there. 78 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:35,888 Go away, Dave Kim. 79 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:38,790 You'll know when it's right. Take your time. 80 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,359 And that's a no on Matt, too. 81 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:41,493 Dating bad boys is your thing. 82 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,729 Obviously. That's why she locked me down. 83 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,330 Honey, you're kind and sweet 84 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,331 and that's why I like you. 85 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,133 But you're the opposite of punk rock. 86 00:02:48,135 --> 00:02:48,867 Then I'll become 87 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,036 the opposite of the opposite of punk rock. 88 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,205 So, punk rock. Please don't, Barry. 89 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,206 You just can't pull it off. 90 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,074 Oh, I'll pull it all the way off. 91 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,310 I'll become the punkiest punk-ass punk 92 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,412 this school has ever seen. 93 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,613 What are you doing? Nothing. 94 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,982 Remember how Barry got jealous of Boy George, 95 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:04,950 so he dressed up like him? 96 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,718 Well, now Barry's gonna go all-out to be punk 97 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,820 and oh, my God, you did this on purpose. 98 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:10,889 Punk is super sexy. I want to see Barry 99 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:12,724 in a studded leather jacket and tight jeans 100 00:03:12,726 --> 00:03:14,393 and don't gag like you always do. 101 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:15,594 I'm sorry, I can't... 102 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,029 (GAGGING) Help it. 103 00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,864 (GAGGING) 104 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:20,866 You two make me ill. 105 00:03:21,602 --> 00:03:23,569 Matt Bradley, I have huge news. 106 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,803 You're gonna be my Mentos. 107 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,539 You want me to be a European mint candy? 108 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:30,042 No, I want you to teach me how to talk and dress. 109 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:30,876 You know, be a punk. 110 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,678 Dude, punk isn't just some cheap look. 111 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:36,415 It's a counterculture, a musical movement, a life choice. 112 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,482 No one cares about that. 113 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:38,650 Hold up. What's in this for me? 114 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,484 Well, if you do a good job, 115 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,820 I'll make you a member of the JTP. Is that a band? 116 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,022 Jenkintown Posse is more of a small, 117 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,824 weirdly tight-knit friend group. 118 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:47,859 Well, it has been hard to find people 119 00:03:47,861 --> 00:03:49,228 to sit with at lunch. 120 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:50,395 I think people are afraid of me. 121 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,731 Aw, 'cause you dress like a lady ghost? 122 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,566 What? No. Doesn't matter. 123 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,501 I'm in your hands. Mentos me. 124 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:58,237 ADULT ADAM: As Barry got schooled in punk, 125 00:03:58,239 --> 00:04:01,073 I was teaching my mom about my future in showbiz 126 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,742 by cutting together my very first acting reel. 127 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,945 Nothing beats a Gino's burger. 128 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,984 I can do all my own stunts. 129 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,953 (SOBBING) It should've been me. 130 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,955 It should've been me! 131 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,626 And I got all the modern moves. 132 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:22,661 Do the wolf. Do the wolf. 133 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:24,096 Do the wolf. 134 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,638 (LAUGHING) 135 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,007 So, you think I got what it takes? 136 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:36,942 Squishie, you're so talented 137 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,344 they should give you all the Oscars. 138 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,180 Best Little Snuggle Goblin, Adam Goldberg. 139 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,215 Adam F. Goldberg. 140 00:04:43,217 --> 00:04:44,416 I don't want to get confused 141 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,318 with the other Adam Goldberg in my school. 142 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,053 He's got more of a Jim Jarmusch vibe, 143 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:49,054 and I'm more of a Jim Varney. 144 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:51,056 Honey, I don't care about that guy, 145 00:04:51,058 --> 00:04:52,124 and neither does anyone else. 146 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:54,893 You are my favorite Adam Goldberg in the world. 147 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,329 So, does this mean you'll show Edie my reel? 148 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:58,330 When I'm done with her, 149 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:01,066 Edie Robb will not only represent you, 150 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,368 she's gonna make you a star. 151 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,203 You know, usually I'm skeptical 152 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:06,805 of your blind support of my talents, 153 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,241 but I think you might be right about this one. 154 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:10,842 (LAUGHING) 155 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,744 (DOORBELL RINGING) 156 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:14,946 Hey. I'm Matt, I'm here to see... 157 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:18,083 Let me make this easy on you, Weird Fonzie. 158 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,485 Erica's already got a boyfriend. 159 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,020 His name is Dante Kremp, 160 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,522 and he lives across the street. 161 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,956 Dad, what are you doing? 162 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,159 Um, I'm here for Barry. 163 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,393 (GROANS) 164 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,896 Hey, there's my punk-rock sensei. 165 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,431 What's happening with your head? 166 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,498 I'm a punk now. 167 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:35,667 Deal with it, you corporate shill. 168 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:36,401 (GROANS) 169 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,337 That's how punks talk to authority, right? 170 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:40,138 No. I got a lot to learn. 171 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,474 Matt, this is the JTP. ALL: JTP. 172 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,842 JTP, this is Matt. ALL: Matt. 173 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:46,278 Time for me to enter the next level of punk 174 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:47,312 and pierce my ear. 175 00:05:47,314 --> 00:05:48,246 This cannot go wrong. 176 00:05:48,248 --> 00:05:50,215 Uh, dad, what the hell was that? 177 00:05:50,217 --> 00:05:51,583 Yeah, what was that? 178 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,051 I'm talking about you saying 179 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,286 that I'm still dating Drew Kremp, 180 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,955 which is his actual name, Not Dante. 181 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,156 By your tone, 182 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,991 I'm guessing you two broke up. 183 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:00,926 Three years ago! 184 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,228 Do you seriously not know anything about me? 185 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,996 Peanut, I'm just bad at names, 186 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,099 especially when the people don't interest me. 187 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,934 ADULT ADAM: Like most dads back then, 188 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,001 our dad knew nothing of our lives, 189 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:11,570 let alone the names of our friends. 190 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,805 Name one of my friends, just one. 191 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,375 Bill's daughter. Whose name is... 192 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,577 La...Vondra. 193 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:19,644 LaVondra? 194 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:20,379 Larla. Larla? 195 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:23,949 Wow! You just don't care about me at all! 196 00:06:23,951 --> 00:06:24,516 Unreal. 197 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:28,320 Mur, would it kill you for once in your life to make an effort? 198 00:06:28,322 --> 00:06:31,423 Fine. Tell me some stuff about the girl one. 199 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,291 Well, Erica's heartbroken 200 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,960 because she's in love with a boy 201 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,462 who's not interested in her anymore. 202 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:38,397 What boy? Geoff. 203 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:39,965 The kid with the giant head? No. 204 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,334 The one with the teeny head? Who are these people? 205 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:44,169 I'm talking about Geoff Schwartz, 206 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:46,304 the kid who's around here all the time. 207 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:48,874 So that's why she's always terrible. 208 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,876 This has nothing to do with me at all. 209 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:52,878 No, it's mostly you. 210 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:56,348 ADULT ADAM: So my dad set out to make Erica's life better. 211 00:06:56,350 --> 00:06:57,649 Hey, you. 212 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,550 ADULT ADAM: Or not. 213 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,252 You're my son's friend, right? Uh, yes. 214 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:03,388 And you've been in love with Erica for a long time? 215 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:04,589 (LAUGHING) Like, forever. 216 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,525 She finally loves you back. 217 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,793 Mazel Tov. 218 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:10,128 Did that just happen? Don't question it. 219 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,029 Everything's coming up Dave Kim. 220 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:15,000 ADULT ADAM: As my dad was screwing up love, my mom was nailing down 221 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:17,035 a showbiz connection with Edie Robb, 222 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:18,236 kid manager to the stars. 223 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:21,206 I'll give you this... Very good burger work. 224 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,241 He's got a nice bite-and-smile. 225 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:23,742 I knew it! 226 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,445 My baby Brando was made for the silver screen. 227 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,046 So, you'll sign him? Absolutely. 228 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,649 I like you, Bev. You know how to schmooze. 229 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,551 I love to schmooze. Obviously. 230 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:33,652 We're schmoozing right now. 231 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,053 So, what are we picturing here? 232 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:38,089 Uh, soap-opera hunk? Swashbuckling action hero? 233 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,958 Love interest for the hot girl on My Two Dads? 234 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:44,095 You know what? They're holding auditions for Meatballs II. 235 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:44,596 Oh, yes. 236 00:07:44,598 --> 00:07:48,567 That's the silly, summer-camp movie with Bill Murphy, right? 237 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,634 Yeah, Bill Murray, but yeah. 238 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,369 All Adam needs is to get some headshots 239 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:56,408 and then I could submit him to play the spazzy schlemiel in the nerdy bunkhouse. 240 00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:57,542 Whoa, what's happening here? 241 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,178 Why are you using those words 242 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,646 to describe my handsome star? 243 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:05,650 Listen, I get it. I love my boy R.D. with all my kishkas, 244 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,819 but when it comes to booking roles, 245 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:10,155 he's the number-one shmendrick in town. 246 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:12,290 What do you mean? There's not a dork, dweeb, 247 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:14,926 yutz, putz, or jamoke that my brilliant boy hasn't booked. 248 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:16,428 But Adam could give him a run for his money, 249 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:18,563 which is my money, too, 'cause I take 10%. 250 00:08:18,565 --> 00:08:21,867 Thing is, my baby is none of those things. 251 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:25,337 He's more like a handsome hunk from The Outsiders. 252 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:27,472 Ah, I see what's going on here. 253 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,141 You have a completely unrealistic view of your son. 254 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:33,845 Please, I have a very realistic view of Adam, 255 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,580 my little Patrick Swayze. 256 00:08:35,582 --> 00:08:36,414 He's not a Swayze. 257 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,316 Oh, he's a Swayze. No Swayze. 258 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,751 So Swayze, it's crazy. 259 00:08:39,753 --> 00:08:41,319 You know what? It really is. 260 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,454 I think we're done here. 261 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:43,655 No, I'm done with you. 262 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:47,158 The last thing my Adonis, angel-face boy needs 263 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,860 is you as his manager. 264 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:52,197 Guess who's gonna be represented by Edie Robb? 265 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,231 She said yes? 266 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,099 Like, 1,000 times. 267 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:57,636 She even said you're the next Patrick Swayze. That's no lie. 268 00:08:57,638 --> 00:08:58,537 She said I'm a Swayze? 269 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,472 She said you have the looks, charisma, 270 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:01,907 and scrumptiousness. Seriously? 271 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,108 I'm directly quoting her on that. 272 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,810 I always thought of myself as the nudgy comic relief, 273 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,680 like Balki or a Skippy or a Boner, 274 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,115 but if an objective third party 275 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:12,617 is saying I'm a leading man, it must be true. 276 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:14,553 Now all we need are some hunky headshots 277 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:15,887 to prove you're not a total goob. 278 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,822 Not that Edie thinks that. Nobody does. 279 00:09:17,824 --> 00:09:19,958 Sweet. I'll go get my Vader cape. 280 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,794 No, wait, not cool enough. Voltron helmet. 281 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,666 Now that's hunky. 282 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:33,204 Anarchy, U.K., Big Ben, soccer! 283 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,307 Whoa, what's with the giant hoop? 284 00:09:35,309 --> 00:09:37,008 I stole it from Mom's jewelry box. 285 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,343 Petty theft is part of the movement. 286 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,579 Baby, I'm totally digging what I'm seeing. 287 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,681 But it's not, like, punk enough yet. 288 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,249 Dude. I know. I got problems. 289 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,084 Aw, damn it. What else do I need to do? 290 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,619 Mmm, your clothes need to be 291 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,421 all ripped and shredded and hot. 292 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:50,355 Right, right. 293 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,490 Look more like an (BLEEP) 294 00:09:52,492 --> 00:09:54,192 Good note. 295 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,160 He's just lashing out. 296 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,696 It's a natural part of the process. 297 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,864 Erica Goldberg, this is for you. 298 00:09:59,866 --> 00:10:02,334 Will you be the Kelly McGillis to my Maverick? 299 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:03,435 Oh, he's Top Gun-ing you. 300 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,904 Oh, God, do not Top Gun me right now. 301 00:10:05,906 --> 00:10:09,040 ¶ You never close your eyes anymore 302 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,109 ¶ When I kiss your lips ¶ 303 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,077 Yep, And by Air Force law, 304 00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:14,112 now you have to date him. It's not a law. 305 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,914 ¶ You're trying hard not to show it 306 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,583 He's being emotionally vulnerable. That's hilarious. 307 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,419 ¶ But baby I know it ¶ 308 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:22,554 Everyone. 309 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:24,022 (ALL BOOING) 310 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,558 Ew! Erica's dating a freshman. 311 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,093 Erica, you like that guy? 312 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,028 Nope. He's very confused. 313 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,730 Not confused. Her dad specifically told me 314 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,432 she was secretly in love with me, but could never admit it. 315 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,734 Okay, my dad did not do that. 316 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,702 Her dad literally came into the basement, 317 00:10:37,704 --> 00:10:39,804 looked me in the eye, and told me that directly. 318 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,440 ¶ You've lost that lovin' feeling 319 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:46,077 ¶ Now it's gone, gone, gone ¶ (ALL BOOING) 320 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,112 And now I'm gone, 321 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,014 because I have a dad to strangle. 322 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:49,848 (CROWD BOOING) 323 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,751 I love a good train wreck. Sing it, dude. 324 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:57,322 ADULT ADAM: Lainey had told Barry to up his punk game 325 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,957 and he was a man on a mission. 326 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:02,027 Pops, check out this polo I just shredded. 327 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:05,430 Lainey said she wanted punk. I'll give her punk. 328 00:11:05,432 --> 00:11:06,965 Oi! Oi! Oi! 329 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:07,432 Oy vey. 330 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,301 Where is he? Where is the man who helped give me life, 331 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,570 only to ruin it with his stupidity? 332 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,339 Hey. There's my peanut. 333 00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:15,040 I am not your peanut. 334 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:18,109 Because of you, I got serenaded in front of the whole school. 335 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,012 You don't have to thank me. It was the wrong boy. 336 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,948 I like Geoff, but Dave Kim sang to me. 337 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,784 Oh, no! Yes. 338 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,018 What have you done, Murray? 339 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:30,689 Honestly, I don't know. This is all so confusing. 340 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,591 This is Dave Kim, a tiny freshman creeper 341 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,827 who dresses like Velma from "Scooby Doo." 342 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:41,099 And this loveable, sweet dope is Geoff Schwartz. 343 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,567 So I picked the wrong boy. 344 00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:43,535 It's the effort that counts. 345 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,571 I liked it better when you knew nothing about me. 346 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,272 I can't wait to go to college 347 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:51,176 so I can ignore you for the next four years and the rest of my life. 348 00:11:52,646 --> 00:11:53,478 You know, I... 349 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:57,082 I'm not usually known for feeling things, 350 00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,984 but that made me feel... (WHISPERING) Sad. 351 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,720 What was that? (WHISPERING) Sad. 352 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,621 (WHISPERING) Sad. Speak up. 353 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,856 It made me sad, damn it, 354 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:08,326 like maybe I should participate in her life or something. 355 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,227 Maybe? 356 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,695 Of course you should. 357 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,498 Fine! Will you... (WHISPERING) Teach me? 358 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,167 Say he words out loud, Murray. 359 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:16,835 Teach me! 360 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,270 Tell me everything there is to know about her. 361 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,972 I'll make you some note cards. 362 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,641 Thanks, Al. You're a good person. 363 00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,343 I know. Oh. That you heard. 364 00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,579 ADULT ADAM: While my dad learned the basics of Erica, 365 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,882 I was ready to advance to a world of kid stardom. 366 00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,617 You must be Paul Sirochman. 367 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:36,454 Rumor has it you're the headshot king of Philadelphia. 368 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,555 That's a negative. 369 00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,124 We'll see what develops. 370 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,126 Photo jokes... That's me. 371 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:41,526 Neat. 372 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,562 Here's the thing. Um, I need you to make my son 373 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:47,298 look like a chiseled, rugged man-star. 374 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,566 Can you do that? 375 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,301 Wow. Huh. A challenge. 376 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,037 All right, chin down, eyes up. 377 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,272 Nice. 378 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,441 And, uh... Maybe lose that sword. 379 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,375 You wanted rugged, right? 380 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,944 It doesn't get more rugged than the Highlander. 381 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:00,779 There can be only one. 382 00:13:00,781 --> 00:13:03,414 ADULT ADAM: Yep, I was ready to be a leading man. 383 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,250 It's the communicator from Quantum Leap. 384 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:08,319 Hello? I'm cool like Bakula. He's the whole package. 385 00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:10,088 ADULT ADAM: So, I took inspiration 386 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,222 from every leading man I worshipped. 387 00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:14,092 Should I turn on the finger, or will that screw up the lighting? 388 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,460 Just do what you want, kid. 389 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,328 ADULT ADAM: And the results were epic. 390 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,663 All right, I know what you're thinking... 391 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,866 That you're the best damn photographer in the universe? 392 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:23,601 I thought you said you wanted Swayze? 393 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,203 Oh, Adam's no Swayze. 394 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,705 (SIGHS) He's Tom Cruise. 395 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,074 My baby is Tom Cruise. 396 00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:36,848 There she is... The girl I know everything about. 397 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:37,649 Whoa, what are those? 398 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:40,685 Pops gave me a master class all about you. 399 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,520 Now I know everything there is to know 400 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:46,257 about Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 401 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,793 Age 17, who likes Christian Slater, 402 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:52,297 Gibson guitars, and the occasional side pony, 403 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:52,864 which is a hairstyle. 404 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,333 Wow, great. You learned a few things about me, 405 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,001 and now you're, like, Dad of the Year. 406 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,337 Ho, ho. Card number 43... 407 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:03,341 You cover insecurity with sarcasm. Classic Erica. 408 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,909 Stop doing what you're doing. 409 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,477 I get it. You're mad. 410 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:08,613 I told Dave Kim that you loved him, 411 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,949 when it's really Geoff Schwartz who you love. 412 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,449 Dad, stop! 413 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,685 What, you think I'm gonna tell Geoff Schwartz 414 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,487 that you... Love him. 415 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,890 That's Geoff Schwartz. 416 00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:22,427 I know that because of card 27. 417 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,428 I didn't hear all of that. 418 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,764 I'm... I'm just gonna run away for an unrelated reason. 419 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,500 Why? 420 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,404 Ugh. This hair dye itches me like crazy, dude. 421 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,005 Don't touch anything else. 422 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,841 Go wash your hands, quick, before it gets in your eyes. 423 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,176 Ow! I touched my eyes. 424 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,878 He's touching his eyes. Why are you doing that? 425 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:44,048 'Cause you told me not to, and I'm anti-establishment now. 426 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:46,384 Damn my punk lifestyle! Ugh! 427 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,254 There she is, just in time for our 3:00 meeting. 428 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,589 At the deli counter? Seems kind of weird. 429 00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,157 Just zip it and take the meeting. 430 00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:57,061 Hi, Edie. It's me, Bev, and my gorgeous leading-man boy. 431 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,098 Man, boy... I'll let you decide. Hello, Adam. 432 00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,934 What a coincidence, running into you here. 433 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:03,568 Also a coincidence, 434 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,838 I just happen to have Adam's handsome new headshots. 435 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,640 Doesn't my son look like a movie star, 436 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:09,774 Tony the deli guy? Oh, yeah. 437 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,477 He looks like that twerpy guy, Rick Moranis. 438 00:15:12,479 --> 00:15:14,479 With those glasses and that doofy, 439 00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,247 deer-caught-in-the-headlights look. 440 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,750 Okay, that's enough. Just slice the meat. 441 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,651 No, he's right. 442 00:15:19,653 --> 00:15:21,486 These photos are fricking incredible. 443 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:23,187 I mean, look at that punim. 444 00:15:23,189 --> 00:15:24,622 It's like getting a lotto ticket 445 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,858 and scratching off three Urkels and a Potsie. 446 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,160 Potsie's a personal hero of mine. 447 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,261 You see? I knew it. 448 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,997 He would've been perfect for Meatballs II. 449 00:15:32,999 --> 00:15:36,668 Which reminds me, let me have meatballs, too, and all your tuna. 450 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,938 You understand me? I don't want that lady to have any. 451 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,306 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 452 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,708 "Would've been"? You mean I missed out on 453 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,610 auditioning for a Meatballs sequel? 454 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,144 Okay, let me be clear. 455 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,213 You are a Cruise or a Swayze, not a geek or a goober. 456 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:51,849 I don't care how much those kinds of roles pay. 457 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:54,819 A lot. You know Booger from Revenge of the Nerds? 458 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,288 Well, Booger has two Jet Skis, 459 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,623 one you sit, one you stand. 460 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,626 Wait. You're the one who wanted those hunked-out photos 461 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,027 to prove to her that I wasn't a nerd. 462 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:05,463 Adam, look at me. Look at your mama. 463 00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,198 You are not a nerd. 464 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,735 No, you look at me, right in my lazy eye. 465 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,237 I am a nerd. 466 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:14,339 Never. Say it. 467 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,140 Over my dead body. 468 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:19,077 You know, sometimes you get so caught up 469 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,712 in what is you want for me, 470 00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,613 that you forget what I want. 471 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,049 Thanks for killing my dream. 472 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:32,557 ADULT ADAM: It had been a day since Barry nearly lost an eye to punk rock, 473 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,792 but he'd stop at nothing to impress Lainey. 474 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:38,196 Before you say anything, my spikes are supposed to be blue 475 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,832 and the hair dye messed up my vision for about a week. 476 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:44,335 Barring that, I'm looking pretty punk rock, right? 477 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,136 Nope. Zero. 478 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,337 It's kind of hard to look at, bro. 479 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,772 Stop. Don't discourage the man. 480 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,241 It's just a little more pumpkin-y than punk. 481 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:53,044 But wear this until it grows out. 482 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:55,246 Aside from the hair, what about the rest? 483 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,715 Do I look like Johnny Rotten or Sid Vicious. 484 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,883 You look like a pirate, dude. 485 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,551 Your girl won't say it, but we will. 486 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:01,552 No, I'll say it. 487 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,321 I went too far and now you're a pirate. 488 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,756 And you think that's hot? 489 00:17:04,758 --> 00:17:06,257 I gotta go find a way to fix this. 490 00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:08,159 But I did this for you, damn it. 491 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:08,626 (GROANING) 492 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:11,329 Oh, he just said "argh." That's a thing a pirate says. 493 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,464 And he's hopping on one foot like he's got a peg leg. 494 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,200 (LAUGHTER) This is all your fault, Matt Bradley. 495 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,802 Wait, what are you wearing? 496 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,138 Yeah, watching you try too hard to be punk 497 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,340 made me realize I need to mellow out. 498 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,174 That's why I'm a Deadhead now. 499 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,943 The Grateful Dead is the opposite of punk. For sure. 500 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,047 If you ask me, you guys need a chill member of the JTP. 501 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,114 ALL: JTP. See? 502 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:32,016 Okay, guys, can we pivot to my thing, here? 503 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,251 I'm, I'm kind of going through some stuff. 504 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,286 Good idea. Let's divert the attention from me. 505 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:37,488 It's just, I've liked Erica forever, 506 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:40,124 but I'm with Evy now, and I love her. 507 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,726 Then, that's your answer right there, man. 508 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,929 At the end of the day, all that matters is that you're honest 509 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,697 and listen to your heart. 510 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,265 Wow. 511 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,934 That's so deep and Jerry Garcia of you. 512 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,237 I'm a pirate. 513 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,505 ADULT ADAM: As Barry failed at punk, 514 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,909 my mom was trying to win back her little star. 515 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,278 Schmoopy. 516 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,412 Schmoopaloo. 517 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,847 Schmoopy-booper. 518 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:03,681 Schmoop de jour. 519 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:07,051 Schmoopy doopy poopy soupy, have a scoopy. 520 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:10,688 Stop saying variations of "schmoo" and go away. 521 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:15,560 Listen, I know I shouldn't have lied to you. 522 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:18,463 And if the only way you're gonna forgive me 523 00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,565 is to say that thing you want me to say, 524 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,700 then I will say it. 525 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,103 You are a... Oh, nope. 526 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,504 I, I'm sorry. I can't say it. 527 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,840 Well, at some point, you'll have to. 528 00:18:28,842 --> 00:18:30,074 No. 529 00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:35,480 You will always be my amazing, handsome leading man. 530 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,649 But if everyone else sees you as a nerd, 531 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,152 then you go out 532 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:45,123 and you be the best nerd the world has ever seen. 533 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,893 Deal. 534 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:53,231 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was finally facing the fact that I wasn't a leading man, 535 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,333 Erica was coming to terms with the fact 536 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,702 that Geoff might not be hers. 537 00:18:59,072 --> 00:19:01,706 Hey. We gotta talk. 538 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,845 If it's about what my dad said, we really don't. 539 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,580 I really think we should. 540 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,381 Geoff, come on. 541 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,317 You know my dad is utterly clueless. 542 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:13,885 True. 543 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:15,286 I mean, what does my dad always call you? 544 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:18,156 Jeremy or Jack. He called me Jorf once. 545 00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,057 That's not even a name. (CHUCKLES) 546 00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,194 So, yeah, he's, like, dead wrong. 547 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:25,796 Well, okay, um, that's a relief, 548 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:29,066 'cause I'm with Evy now and we're really happy. 549 00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,202 And I'm happy for you guys. 550 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:33,771 Cool. 551 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,706 Glad I checked in. 552 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,574 Me, too. 553 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:38,809 ¶ When people keep repeating 554 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,146 ¶ That you'll never fall in love 555 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:45,016 ¶ When everybody keeps retreating 556 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,217 ¶ But you can't seem to get enough 557 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,685 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes we hide our feelings 558 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,987 to protect ourselves from the unknown, 559 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,856 even though we know it will hurt. 560 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,457 But even worse than getting hurt 561 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:56,460 is not listening to your own heart. 562 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,065 I was just... 563 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,266 Me, too. ¶ To your heart ¶ 564 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,534 ADULT ADAM: Because if you don't listen, 565 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:07,238 you could miss one of the best moments of your life. 566 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,074 ¶ To your heart 567 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:15,413 ¶ To your heart ¶ 568 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:19,417 This is gonna make things super awkward and confusing. 569 00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,985 For sure. 570 00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:25,022 ADULT ADAM: In the end, love can come at the most unexpected time, 571 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,825 and 'cause of the most unexpected people. 572 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,327 Uh, Dad. 573 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:34,999 Listen, I know I screwed up with these stupid things, 574 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,634 but, uh... 575 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,438 Thank you for making a mess of things. 576 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,205 So, you're not mad at me? 577 00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,308 You know, it actually kind of worked out for the best. 578 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,777 I knew it would, Erica Dorothy Goldberg. 579 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,045 No, you didn't. 580 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,180 (CHUCKLES) 581 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:51,983 ¶ Let my love open the door 582 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:54,118 ¶ To your heart ¶ 583 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,156 I never saw Meatballs part one, but I'm very confused. 584 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,958 So am I. Where's Bill Murray, 585 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,227 and why is there an alien in their bunk? 586 00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,595 This makes no sense. 587 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,763 Of course it does. 588 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,999 All camps have end-of-the-summer boxing matches 589 00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,701 to determine who gets the rights to the lake. 590 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:11,669 Why is the photo guy here? 591 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,438 We're taking new headshots to get you into Meatballs III, 592 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,074 so we needed to see what we're aiming for. 593 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,477 I'm just gonna focus on writing.