1 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:01,467 ADULT ADAM: When I was kid, 2 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,235 my mom would use every opportunity 3 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,904 to squeeze, smooch, and snuggle her schmoopies. 4 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:08,007 There was only one time she expected us 5 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:10,342 to do it in return... Mother's Day. 6 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,277 Naturally, we'd use the opportunity 7 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:14,146 to mess with her for a cheap laugh. 8 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:15,647 Oh, look at my special calendar 9 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,116 hanging in a high-traffic area. 10 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,050 How'd that get there? 11 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:19,485 That's odd. Didn't notice. 12 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:21,086 You wanna take a peek, 13 00:00:21,088 --> 00:00:23,389 see if there's any special day in May 14 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:24,323 that you need to remember? 15 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,524 Nah, I got Cinco de Mayo on lock. 16 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,826 I think she's talking about French Labor Day. 17 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:29,294 No, it's Star Wars Day! 18 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:31,497 May the 4th be with you, right? 19 00:00:31,499 --> 00:00:32,798 How could I forget! That's right! 20 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,767 I gotta go shopping. I love Star Wars Day. 21 00:00:34,769 --> 00:00:36,068 So do I! No, no. 22 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:37,169 How did I forget? Can I give you a hint? 23 00:00:37,171 --> 00:00:38,704 ADULT ADAM: Yep, nothing brought us kids closer 24 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,440 than using Mother's Day to torture Beverly Goldberg. 25 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,610 (GASPS) What? You're home from school already? 26 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,044 What a surprise. 27 00:00:45,046 --> 00:00:47,813 I was just going through these beautiful handwritten cards 28 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,281 you gave me almost a year ago exactly. 29 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:52,484 Maybe you should come and take a closer look at this cards, 30 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:54,286 get a sense of what they're about 31 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,421 and how they make me feel? 32 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,889 Enough jibber-jabber. 33 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:58,357 I need a pre-dinner meal... 34 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,726 Maybe something that'll lay a nice base, 35 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,960 like pancakes. 36 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:02,694 Screw it. I give up. 37 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,930 Murray, you are taking me to that Latin place 38 00:01:04,932 --> 00:01:07,166 on Saturday night, and we are gonna cha-cha 39 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,467 'cause these kids are ungrateful. 40 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:10,402 No, I am not going to cha-cha. 41 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,639 Oh, you will cha-cha, and I will be dipped. 42 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,475 And you won't drop me this time. 43 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:18,677 All right, you've had enough fun, you morons. 44 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,846 Go tell your mom that you know it's Mother's Day. 45 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,282 Aw, but we look forward to torturing her all year long. 46 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,818 It's one of our better family traditions. 47 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:26,685 Do it! 48 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,387 (SIGHS) Hey, Mom? 49 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:32,157 We just realized that Mother's Day is this weekend. 50 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:34,493 What? I had no idea. 51 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:36,628 Oh, I can't believe you remembered. 52 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,264 Oh, I just love my children so much. 53 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,233 Here comes a tearful hug. 54 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,768 Sacrifice the nerd and run! 55 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:45,437 (LAUGHING) Oh, my favorite! 56 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,106 Tell my story! 57 00:01:47,108 --> 00:01:48,474 ¶ I'm twisted up inside 58 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:52,678 ¶ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 59 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,814 ¶ I don't know the future 60 00:01:55,816 --> 00:02:00,285 ¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶ 61 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,187 ADULT ADAM: It was May 3, 1980-something, 62 00:02:02,189 --> 00:02:04,289 and my brother and his pals were about to watch 63 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:06,625 the most famous TV movie of the decade. 64 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,627 Dad, I demand you give me the remote 65 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,563 and go make us nachos as we watch your TV without you. 66 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,465 Did you really think that would work? No. 67 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,134 Yes! Now we're gonna miss the whole movie. 68 00:02:15,136 --> 00:02:17,669 I got a Sony Watchman. All we need is nine batteries. 69 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,770 All we need is nine batteries. 70 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:19,972 What are you dummies going on about? 71 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,941 Tonight, they're airing a gnarly made-for-TV movie 72 00:02:22,943 --> 00:02:23,675 called The Day After, 73 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:26,145 where America's in a nuclear war with Russia. 74 00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:27,279 Ka-boom! America! 75 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:27,813 Jason Robards, y'all! 76 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:30,782 All of the teachers at school warned us not to see it, 77 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:31,717 so we have to watch it 78 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,218 to send a clear message of "Suck it." 79 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,254 If I say yes, will you shut up? 80 00:02:35,256 --> 00:02:35,721 This is gonna rock! 81 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,724 ADULT ADAM: But it did not rock. Not at all. 82 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:41,727 This does not rock. Not at all! 83 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:42,895 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, The Day After 84 00:02:42,897 --> 00:02:45,264 was a terrifying and all-too-real depiction 85 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,666 of a small town just like ours facing the fallout 86 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:51,336 after the President waged a horrible nuclear war. 87 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:52,938 Too real. War is bad. 88 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,840 So scared. I'll never be okay. 89 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:56,441 I like that Steve Guttenberg. 90 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,176 He's got a lot of range. 91 00:02:57,178 --> 00:03:00,012 Dad, don't you care about what you just saw? 92 00:03:00,014 --> 00:03:01,280 There could be a mushroom cloud 93 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:02,281 outside our window at any moment! 94 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:05,217 I say, "Bring on the cloud," 'cause then maybe you'll shut up 95 00:03:05,219 --> 00:03:06,485 and I can get back to watching my shows. 96 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:10,422 ADULT ADAM: That night, the entire country watched that movie, 97 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:11,423 and legit panic ensued. 98 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:13,559 Okay, students, even though we warned you all 99 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,394 not to watch that terrifying TV movie, 100 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,863 apparently everyone in this school did, 101 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,398 as well as 100 million other people. 102 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,768 Therefore, we are going to have an emergency meeting 103 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:25,504 entitled "The Day After 'The Day After.'" 104 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:26,205 Of course, the gym is booked, 105 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,942 so it'll be "The Day After The Day After 'The Day After.'" 106 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:30,876 So, Wednesday. 107 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,311 Oh, my God. How are you? 108 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,679 I had nightmares all night. 109 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,513 I didn't watch the movie. 110 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,015 I spent the night organizing my Garbage Pail Kids 111 00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:37,883 into a protective binder. 112 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,485 Don't want you to feel like things are going too fast, 113 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:41,954 but this is our nest egg. 114 00:03:41,956 --> 00:03:43,388 Well, after watching that movie, 115 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,991 I realized we don't have any time to waste. 116 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:47,726 We should have our first kiss, 117 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:48,827 right here, right now. 118 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,796 We talking cheek or lips? 119 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:56,802 Uh... 120 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,804 Thank you. 121 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,939 I'm a big fan, big fan of you. 122 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,275 Listen, my parents are renting a house 123 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,643 at the shore this weekend. 124 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:05,210 Come with me. 125 00:04:05,212 --> 00:04:06,878 We'll spend each moment like it's our last. 126 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,380 What is the deal with this movie? 127 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,349 My mom said I could bring someone, 128 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,651 Well, okay, then! so I choose you. 129 00:04:15,289 --> 00:04:18,423 The Day After is the best movie ever! (CHUCKLES) 130 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:22,694 Oh, my God, she just invited you down the shore! 131 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:23,161 I know, Dave Kim. 132 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:25,364 But your mom will never say yes. I know, Dave Kim! 133 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:27,432 You gotta think of something. I know, Dave Kim. 134 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,834 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, the timing was perfect. 135 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:31,270 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) It was Mother's Day. 136 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,438 I'd strike hard and fast with a schmaltzy gift 137 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,074 featuring the vocal power of Bette Midler. 138 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,443 It would make my mom say yes to anything. 139 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:43,181 ¶ I can fly higher than an eagle 140 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:52,057 ¶ 'Cause you are the wind beneath my wings ¶ 141 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:56,795 ADULT ADAM: Unfortunately, my sister had the exact same plan. 142 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,264 This is pandering garbage! You can't do this. 143 00:04:59,266 --> 00:04:59,665 Why not? 144 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,000 Because I'm working on my own pandering garbage 145 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,370 so that Mom will let me go to college 5,000 miles away. 146 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:06,238 Emory is in Georgia. 147 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,106 That's why I need to ask her on Mother's Day, 148 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,975 when she's all buttered up and distracted. 149 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,777 But we can't both lower Mom's defenses 150 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,246 with an insincere, theatrical show of our love. 151 00:05:14,248 --> 00:05:16,181 Well, you're just gonna have to back down. 152 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,384 Your dumb thing is way less important than college. 153 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:20,352 But when will I have the chance 154 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:22,521 to rub cocoa butter on my lady's shoulders again? 155 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,523 Honestly, I can't imagine you ever will. 156 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:27,125 But still, this is my whole future. 157 00:05:27,127 --> 00:05:29,061 Okay, fine. I'll back down. 158 00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,295 But only 'cause you're my sister 159 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:33,031 and I love you, so I'll let you have this one. 160 00:05:33,033 --> 00:05:34,633 And you lose, sucker! 161 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,601 Adam, stop! You stop! 162 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:37,803 Stop! 163 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,071 Okay, everyone, 164 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:42,941 welcome to "The Day After" emergency assembly. 165 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:45,410 First of all, I just want to assure you 166 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:47,179 that everything is gonna be okay. 167 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,280 It will not be okay! 168 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:50,949 There's nowhere to hide in a nuclear winter! Whoa. (CHUCKLES) 169 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:53,819 What Coach means is that there could be a nuclear winter, 170 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:54,753 but it definitely won't happen. 171 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:58,557 Till it does. Does not, because it was just a movie. 172 00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,958 That will, for sure, come true. 173 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,393 Look, I know a lot of you are scared 174 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:04,229 that the President is gonna snap, push a button, 175 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:05,197 and incinerate us all, 176 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,432 but I assure you, it will not happen. 177 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:10,369 When it does, I'll be safe and snug 178 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,169 in my fallout shelter 179 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:15,240 while the rest of you mutants scrounge for cockroaches. 180 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,909 What, you got no argument for that one? 181 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:18,643 No, you're right. 182 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,679 That movie has shaken me to my core. 183 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:21,713 I have so many regrets. 184 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,482 You got about a week to fix 'em, Andre. 185 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:25,717 Well, let's start with that one right there. 186 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,452 My name is not Andre. 187 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:28,720 I only said it was in college 188 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,556 to make myself seem more interesting to the ladies. 189 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,025 Let it out! My name is Jonathan! 190 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,628 And I love you, Lunch Lady Bernice! 191 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,563 Are you out there? 192 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,434 MR. GLASCOTT: You're probably mashing potatoes. 193 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:43,935 Oh, boy. 194 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,971 Okay, this day is a wash. 195 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:48,540 Everybody go home and hug your loved ones. 196 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:50,075 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 197 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,043 I know I should be happy to have the day off, 198 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,612 but I'm, like, genuinely terrified. 199 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,714 Me too. I feel so helpless. 200 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,015 LAINEY: I never even got to party in Daytona. 201 00:06:57,017 --> 00:07:00,085 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was desperate to survive nuclear war, 202 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,120 I was using Mother's Day as a weapon 203 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:03,455 to get what I wanted. 204 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:06,191 Oh! (SOBBING) 205 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,926 Did you like my movie, Mama? 206 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,430 I loved it so much, I wanna crush your little face! 207 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,697 Apropos of nothing, 208 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,400 can I ask you a totally random question? 209 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:16,301 Anything, sweetie. 210 00:07:16,303 --> 00:07:19,171 Well, I have a really big favor to... 211 00:07:19,173 --> 00:07:19,971 ERICA: (LAUGHING) Mom! 212 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,473 I got into Emory, and I wanna go to Emory, 213 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,175 so I need a check for Emory so I can go to Emory. 214 00:07:23,177 --> 00:07:25,811 And Happy Mother's Day. I love you, snuggle, snuggle! 215 00:07:25,813 --> 00:07:26,978 Aah! Oh, yes! 216 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,814 My baby's going to college! 217 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,950 What? No! No, no, no, no. 218 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:33,185 Adam, be happy for your sister. 219 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,287 This is a huge day. No, no, no, no, no! 220 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:37,889 Don't make it about me. It's your day, Mommy. 221 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,825 No! No, no, no, no, no, no! 222 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,660 Emory may be a thousand miles away, 223 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:46,631 but with the love of my children and 20 flights a year, 224 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,999 we will manage. 225 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:48,633 (LAUGHS) 226 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,902 I'm gonna get my pilot's license. 227 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,636 Boop! (LAUGHS) 228 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,805 Um, Mama, know what else is exciting? 229 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,842 Jackie invited me down the shore next weekend. 230 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:57,542 Oh, no, no. 231 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:59,010 Your sister is going away to college. 232 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:01,346 That's enough excitement for one Mother's Day. 233 00:08:01,348 --> 00:08:03,548 But I made up a whole tap routine 234 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:06,818 celebrating my love for you on this special day. 235 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:10,388 Yeah! 236 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:14,059 You love your little baby boopie tapping his piggy wiggies. 237 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,427 ¶ Adappa-dappa-doo 238 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:17,496 ¶ Adappa dappa da dappa ¶ 239 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,598 (LAUGHS) Thank you, Mama. 240 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:20,899 (CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah. 241 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:21,833 Happy Mother's Day. 242 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,602 You will pay dearly for this. 243 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,537 ¶ Emory, Emory ¶ 244 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,838 (CHUCKLES) 245 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,610 ADULT ADAM: While everyone was afraid 246 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:32,844 our president would lead us to war, 247 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:36,047 my big bro would lead his loved ones to safety. 248 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,316 Fellow members of the JTP... ALL: JTP! 249 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,619 ...and the love of my life, Lainey... ALL: Lainey! 250 00:08:40,621 --> 00:08:41,520 Don't do that. ALL: Sorry! 251 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,556 ...I know you're all worried about a nuclear apocalypse 252 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,157 after seeing that scary movie on TV, 253 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,927 but I want you to know everything will be okay. 254 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,729 I call it Barry's Bunker. 255 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,831 Sadly, there's limited room in the bunker, 256 00:08:52,833 --> 00:08:54,533 so some of you will be left outside to melt 257 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:56,835 or be eaten by post-apocalyptic zombies. 258 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:57,636 So, who goes and who stays? 259 00:08:57,638 --> 00:09:00,839 Obviously, you're in, 'cause you're my foxy lady, 260 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:03,308 but the rest of you much prove your worth. 261 00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,010 Geoff Schwartz, what skills do you have? 262 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,311 I know which berries are poisonous, 263 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:07,646 'cause I once ate some bad ones. 264 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:09,581 Super useful. Next, Naked Rob. 265 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:13,285 What skills do you have? And don't say "being naked." 266 00:09:13,487 --> 00:09:13,885 Come back to me. 267 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:17,556 Andy, clearly you're in, 'cause you have tiny little fingers 268 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,190 that are perfect for shelling nuts. 269 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,325 Plus, you can sleep in a drawer. 270 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:23,061 Very insulted, but it's more important to live. 271 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,564 Matt Bradley, looks like you're in serious trouble here. 272 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,399 I was an Eagle Scout and a lifeguard, 273 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,733 and I learned how to frame a house 274 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:29,968 when I did Habitat for Humanity. 275 00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,937 Fine, I guess you could cook or something. 276 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:33,738 Well! I'm glad you're all here, 277 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:37,075 'cause I have something very important to tell you. 278 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,510 Get out! Don't worry, guys. 279 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:40,178 We won't have to deal with this joker 280 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,280 when we're in our titanium-reinforced bunker. 281 00:09:42,282 --> 00:09:44,215 You do know I raised myself since I was six, 282 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:47,185 so if there's an end-of-the-world situation, 283 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,987 you'd want me there real bad. 284 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,957 Yelling at a sandwich for having too much mustard on it 285 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:52,891 is not a skill. 286 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,025 Well, I can repair a radio, 287 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,860 rebuild an engine, swing a hammer, 288 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,730 catch a fish, start a fire with small sticks. 289 00:09:58,732 --> 00:09:59,264 What can you do? 290 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:03,168 I can basically do anything. I can break-dance, 291 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,704 kick a light switch on and off, 292 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,472 use a hockey stick as an old-timey cane. 293 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,040 Sweetie, those aren't really survival skills 294 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,810 as much as they are adorable things I love about you. 295 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,012 Whatever. I'm your leader. 296 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:14,679 That's my skill. 297 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:16,448 It kind of seems like your dad's our leader, 298 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:18,049 'cause he's the oldest and wisest 299 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:19,184 and actually knows how to survive. 300 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,019 It's settled. Your dad will keep us safe 301 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,420 when the mutant zombies attack. 302 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:23,254 Okay. Fine! 303 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,457 I don't need you or food or water. 304 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:28,159 I can sustain my life on my own awesomeness. 305 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,794 ADULT ADAM: As Barry stormed off in a fury, 306 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,597 I'd strike back at Erica for stealing my thunder. 307 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,133 Armed with my high-tech VHS editing gear, 308 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,234 I'd manipulate my mom 309 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:39,104 with an even-more-epic Mother's Day video. 310 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,505 Whatcha up to, schmoopa-lumpa? 311 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:44,142 Oh, I'm just finishing up a little goodbye video for Erica. 312 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:44,676 Aww. 313 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:45,810 It's a little early for goodbyes, 314 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,178 wouldn't you say? Well, before you know it, 315 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,748 she'll be gone to college and only coming home on holidays. 316 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,583 I guess that's true. And then, junior year, 317 00:10:51,585 --> 00:10:53,885 she'll fall for a handsome Southern fella 318 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:54,586 and get married, 319 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,354 and then she'll see his family for the holidays. 320 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,789 But then I won't see her at all. 321 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,791 Well, she'll come home occasionally 322 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:00,792 until she has kids 323 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,527 and then travel gets too hard with the twins. 324 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,829 Well, the twins are as much mine as they are hers. 325 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,532 She's gotta visit! She has no time. 326 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:08,333 The twins are in school, 327 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,969 and Erica got a job working the front office there 328 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,537 and it's way too consuming. 329 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,172 Anyhow, let's watch that movie. 330 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,640 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) 331 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,941 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, I was able to use 332 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,044 the cheesiest effects the 80's had to offer. 333 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,713 Stop it! I'm trying to eat my Count Chocula! (TWINKLE) 334 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:24,516 And I showed my mom a world without Erica. 335 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:26,351 What did I tell you? Stop filming me... 336 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,054 (TWINKLE) ¶ You're everything I would like to be ¶ 337 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,489 I'm taking a Spanish quiz! I will kill you! 338 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:32,123 (TWINKLE) 339 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:33,792 ¶ I can fly higher than an eagle ¶ 340 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,361 Okay, I don't know what this is, but you better stop... 341 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:36,861 (TWINKLE) 342 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,998 I can't wait to leave this house and never come back! 343 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,765 Get out! (TWINKLE) 344 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:45,704 ¶ For you are the wind beneath my wings ¶ 345 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:51,142 (CLICK) (CRYING) Oh, my God! What have I done? 346 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:52,777 (SNIFFLES) I told my baby girl 347 00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,746 she could move away from the family, 348 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:57,515 and now I'll never see her or the twins 349 00:11:57,517 --> 00:12:01,252 because of that damn desk job at the school. 350 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,787 Are you just giving up? 351 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,323 That's not the Beverly Goldberg I know. 352 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,692 Oh, my God, you're so right. 353 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,328 I gotta get back that envelope she put in the mail! 354 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,163 Also, can I go to the beach with Jackie this weekend? 355 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:16,301 Yes, fine, do whatever! I gotta get my baby back! 356 00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:19,037 (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) 357 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,905 Poo! Who designed these things? 358 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,574 They're impossible to get into. 359 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:23,508 Uh, ma'am? Can I help you? 360 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,444 Yes. I accidentally dropped something in here, 361 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,113 and I desperately need to get it back. 362 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,281 (LAUGHING) Oh, yeah. Was it your keys? 363 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,349 You'd be surprised how many people... 364 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:34,586 Actually, it's that letter right there from Erica Goldberg. 365 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,154 She's my little baby girl. (CHUCKLES) 366 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,190 Do you have any I.D.? We can't just give out mail. 367 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:40,625 It's a federal offense and all. 368 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,460 Obviously, I knew that, 369 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,629 which is why I'm just gonna... Bloop! 370 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,765 Hey! I know where you live! 371 00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:47,665 I don't give a (BLEEP) 372 00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,734 ADULT ADAM: As my mom was running away from a felony, 373 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:52,303 Barry ran to the smartest man he knew. 374 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,404 Pops! We need to talk. 375 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:56,674 As you can see, I've been hard at work on the chalkboard. 376 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:57,475 Okay, why are people 377 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,378 always dragging chalkboards around this house? 378 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:00,879 Doesn't matter! 379 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,482 There has been a great betrayal, and I find myself bunkerless. 380 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,450 Just get to the chalkboard. 381 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,853 I've created a list of my greatest assets. 382 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:09,888 Do you think they'll help me survive 383 00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:12,757 when this world turns into a radiated, barren wasteland? 384 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:15,794 Is this about that terrifying Day After movie? 385 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:17,462 Woof, that gave me the willies. 386 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,863 No! You're supposed to be 387 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,565 my wise and reassuring grandfather 388 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,133 that tells me everything's gonna be okay. 389 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,203 I'd like to, Bar, but look at this list. 390 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:27,972 You don't have a single useful skill, 391 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:28,873 and I'm old! 392 00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,142 We'll be the first to go when the end comes. 393 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,845 That's not comforting. Tell me about it. 394 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:34,612 What are we gonna do? 395 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,781 I got kicked out of dad's pretend bunker, 396 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:39,083 which I pretended first. That's it. 397 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,653 We'll build our own bunker in the basement. 398 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:42,787 Dad will never allow that. 399 00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,355 Then, you just gotta convince him. 400 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,524 To the chalkboard! To the chalkboard! 401 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,127 Oh, it's here. There it is. 402 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,030 Emory is gonna be so awesome. 403 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:52,831 Check out the brochure. 404 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:53,965 They have an incredible music program, 405 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,268 and a brand-new recording studio that's open to undergrads. 406 00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,038 Or, funner idea, you stick around here 407 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,208 and attend the local junior college/welding academy. 408 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,344 (LAUGHING) Oh! Aww, that's sweet. You're gonna miss me. 409 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,346 But too bad the check's in the mail 410 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,647 and that ship has sailed. 411 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,450 Here's the thing about that ship. 412 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:15,887 What is my college deposit doing back in this house? 413 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,689 It's a funny story, really. 414 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,489 There is zero chance 415 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:21,226 that this story will amuse and delight me... zero! 416 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:23,328 Well (CHUCKLES) it was in the mail. 417 00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:27,665 but I thought (CLICKS TONGUE) "I don't want it in the mail." 418 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,501 So I took it out of the mail. 419 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,937 Why? Why? 420 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,138 Why? Why? 421 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,141 A certain unnamed schmoopie showed me a video 422 00:14:37,143 --> 00:14:39,611 and made me realize that going to Georgia 423 00:14:39,613 --> 00:14:42,747 is a bad decision for us. 424 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,215 Me. But wait. 425 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,851 I wrote a Mother's Day song that celebrates my love for you. 426 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,520 Just, please, listen. Um... (PIANO PLAYS) 427 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,256 ¶ For she's a jolly good mother 428 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,524 ¶ For she's a jolly good mother 429 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,094 ¶ For she's a jolly good mother 430 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,963 ¶ Please let me go to college far away No. 431 00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:00,665 ¶ That no mother can... ¶ Denied. 432 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,467 (STRIKES COUNTER) Damn it! 433 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,004 Bust out that zinc, 'cause your man 434 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,473 is going to the shore with you next weekend. 435 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,841 That's amazing! 436 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,276 You ruined my life! 437 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,844 Erica, how are things, dear sister? 438 00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:15,113 What's going on? Well, your little beach bud made it 439 00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,248 so that I can't go to the college of my dreams 440 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,184 just so he can suck face with you in the sand. 441 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,052 Her words! 442 00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:21,819 But I wouldn't be opposed to it. 443 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:25,657 I hope it was worth it, because you just lost a sister. 444 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,227 My Teddy Grahams! Uh, what was that? 445 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,029 They're little graham-cracker cookies 446 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:31,796 shaped like teddy bears. 447 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:33,531 No, I know what Teddy Grahams are, Adam. 448 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,299 I meant with your sister. 449 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:37,001 I kinda made a video that ruined college for her 450 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,569 so we could hit the beach. 451 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,171 Anyway, does it get cold at night? 452 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:42,540 Should I bring a jacket? Um, that's horrible. 453 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,975 Yeah, it doesn't sound that great 454 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:44,642 when I hear it out loud. 455 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,511 Maybe a windbreaker, 'cause the ocean breeze. 456 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:50,782 I actually think it's best that I do my own thing for a while. 457 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,717 (¶¶¶) 458 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,055 ADULT ADAM: After his talk with Pops, 459 00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:01,826 Barry was determined to brilliantly trick my dad into building a bunker. 460 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,295 Hey! What the hell? Sorry, had a hard day. 461 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,464 Thought I'd catch up on some world events 462 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,799 by listening to the radio. 463 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,969 BARRY: (MIMICS BEEPING) This is not a test 464 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,770 of the Emergency Broadcast System. 465 00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:16,140 Oh, no, this is real and completely serious, 466 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,442 'cause the newscaster said so! 467 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,344 We have confirmation from President Reagan 468 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:22,313 that Russia has launched a bunch of nukes at Jenkintown, 469 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,948 just like in that movie we all saw. 470 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,184 It's happening right now as we speak, 471 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:27,785 live, here in the '80s. 472 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:30,688 I know, Dad. This is a very scary moment. 473 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,758 It's so real, I don't know what to do. 474 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:38,029 Ha! I only made that incredibly authentic newscast 475 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,331 to scare you into seeing the truth. 476 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,568 I told you you're not building a dopey bunker in the basement. 477 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,103 Thank you for keeping an open mind. 478 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,005 I will also need money for the following items. 479 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:50,842 "Seven hundred pounds of poured concrete, lifetime supply of potatoes, 480 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,177 "seven bottles of ketchup for the potatoes..." 481 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:55,613 There's one in the fridge. Just take that and go. 482 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:56,881 There's more. We need, "A chicken, 483 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,251 "a cage for the chicken, medicine for the chicken, 484 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:01,552 "a chicken exercise-wheel, 485 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,921 "a lady chicken to keep the other chicken company." 486 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:07,392 Please stop asking me to build a life for this chicken! 487 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:09,761 Did he say yes to the bunker? I said no! 488 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,162 Did you tell him about the chicken? 489 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,764 I don't wanna hear about the chicken! 490 00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:14,298 The chicken's the whole thing! 491 00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,700 He doesn't care about the chicken! 492 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,802 Murray, just buy the boy a chicken. 493 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:20,505 No chicken! It's just a movie, Barry. 494 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:23,441 Look me in the eye and tell me for sure... 495 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:27,345 for absolute sure... that this will never happen. 496 00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,747 (¶¶¶) 497 00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,083 That's what I thought. 498 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,951 ADULT ADAM: With that, my dad realized 499 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,753 how truly terrified Barry felt. 500 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,723 Meanwhile, I figured it was time to make things right. 501 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,092 Come on, Mom, right this way. 502 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,560 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 503 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,695 Wait, there's no cuddle fort down here. 504 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:47,698 Yeah, I lied. Erica, he's here! 505 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,467 So, where's this cute mailman? 506 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,436 Hey! I lied about that, too. 507 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,137 We all need to sit down and talk. 508 00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:56,240 If this is another adorable video to con me, 509 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:56,974 it's not gonna work. 510 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,810 Actually, this one's for both of you. 511 00:17:58,812 --> 00:18:00,344 (BETTE MIDLER'S WIND BENEATH MY WINGS PLAYS) 512 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,147 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, that third and final Mother's Day gift 513 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:05,283 would end up being the most important gift 514 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,752 I'd ever give in my whole life. 515 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,487 BEVERLY: Whoo! Good job! 516 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:13,291 Wow. Look at me, I was so young. 517 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,926 Not anymore. 518 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:16,861 ADULT ADAM: My video reminded them both 519 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:20,198 that even though the years fly and we never stop growing, 520 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,700 there are some things... Number one fan, Erica Goldberg. 521 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,103 ...that will never, ever change. 522 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,971 ¶ It must have been cold there in my shadow ¶ 523 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,339 You grew up so fast. 524 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,541 Yeah, but I'll always be your little girl. 525 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,879 I know, and I'll always be your mama, 526 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,481 no matter where you are, 527 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,016 even if it's... Georgia. 528 00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,218 Georgia? 529 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,886 You mean... It's like I say... 530 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:45,823 with the love of my children and 50 flights a year, 531 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,491 we'll manage. 532 00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,626 You said 20 flights. We'll figure it out. 533 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,361 ¶ You always walked a step behind ¶ 534 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:54,098 ADULT ADAM: In the end, my mom got her perfect Mother's Day. 535 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,833 Not because she held us close, 536 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,769 but because she learned to let go. 537 00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:00,838 As for my dad, he finally realized 538 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,373 just what Barry needed to hear. 539 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:06,177 Listen, I was thinking about what you said. 540 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,613 And the truth is, I'm scared, too. 541 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,848 You are? I'm terrified! 542 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,483 All I wanna do is protect my family, 543 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,752 and the thought that I might not be able to do it, 544 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,687 that keeps me up at night. 545 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:20,024 So, what do we do? Nothing. 546 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,126 You just gotta live the life you got 547 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,494 and keep the ones you love close. 548 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:28,599 ¶ Did you ever know that you're my hero? ¶ 549 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,468 I'm still scared, Dad. 550 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,102 I know. 551 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:33,838 ADULT ADAM: The world can be a scary, unpredictable place. 552 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,674 But if we can be there for each other, 553 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,043 that's when life can truly surprise us. 554 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:42,513 President Reagan has been left "greatly depressed" 555 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:43,714 after watching The Day After 556 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,883 and has decided to change his policy 557 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,151 on nuclear proliferation. 558 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,286 ADULT ADAM: As crazy as it seems, 559 00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,189 a single TV movie would end up saving the planet. 560 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,292 And a little video I made in my room... 561 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,226 Mama! (LAUGHS) 562 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,662 ...would forever change my sister's life. 563 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:01,365 And in return, she ended up saving mine. 564 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:03,167 Hey. 565 00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,569 I talked to your sister, and she said 566 00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:06,304 that you aren't a total piece of crap 567 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,672 and that you actually saved her life. 568 00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,006 That's actually pretty high praise 569 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,742 coming from her, but it doesn't change the fact 570 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,077 I was a total... 571 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,581 ¶ I want you to know I know the truth ¶ Wow. 572 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,049 Uh, thanks. 573 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,318 My...compliments to the chef. 574 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,154 Next time, maybe just don't say anything. 575 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:24,155 Got it. 576 00:20:24,157 --> 00:20:25,723 ADULT ADAM: In the end, I never got 577 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,358 my beach adventure with my girlfriend. 578 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,061 But it didn't matter, 'cause I helped my sister 579 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,863 begin the adventure of a lifetime. 580 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,131 Thank you, Mommy. 581 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,801 Sure, none of us knew what the future would hold, 582 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:41,372 but that's what makes the journey so exciting. 583 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,474 ¶ Oh, and I 584 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:49,480 ¶ I can fly higher than an eagle 585 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,581 (¶¶¶) 586 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:56,487 ¶ You are the wind beneath my wings ¶ (MOUTHING) 587 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,223 (¶¶¶) 588 00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,928 Thought you might enjoy some great tunes as you prepare our dinner. 589 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,463 BARRY: Beep. We interrupt dinner 590 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,798 for the Emergency Broadcast System. 591 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,601 Oh, no! This sounds serious and real! 592 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,236 We have confirmation from the White House 593 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,839 that radioactive zombies have attacked Jenkintown. 594 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:17,141 The military guys say the only way to outrun them 595 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:20,444 is with a pair of brand-new, expensive Air Jordan sneakers. 596 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,080 I don't own those! I'll be the first to go! 597 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:25,583 What should we do? If the world's gonna end, 598 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,252 I'm gonna snuggle my baby till the zombies arrive. 599 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,955 Stop! I'll just wear my Reeboks.