1 00:00:01,369 --> 00:00:03,237 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my life changed forever 2 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,139 when I saw the movie Weird Science. 3 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:07,041 For a geek like me, nothing was cooler 4 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:09,943 than two social outcasts using their tricked-out computer 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,779 to create a magical dream-woman. 6 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,214 Was it absurd? Sure. 7 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:15,283 Did it stop me? No. 8 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,586 (ADAM CHANTING GIBBERISH) 9 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,995 By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads? 10 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,063 Ceremonial. 11 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,431 Cut. So how'd we do? 12 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,200 May I just point out how incredibly flawed 13 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,901 the gender politics of all of this is? 14 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,103 Please don't judge me. 15 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,504 I just have an unhealthy desire 16 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,072 to live in each and every John Hughes movie. 17 00:00:38,139 --> 00:00:39,607 I'm just hoping this actually works 18 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:41,642 and we magically create a foxy babe for me to smooch on. 19 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:44,011 Wait, you do realize none of this is real. 20 00:00:44,078 --> 00:00:45,146 Let Dave Kim have this. 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,547 Show time. 22 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:47,748 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 23 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,218 It worked? 24 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,287 Yes! I built an Erica. 25 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,955 Hey, weirdos. I'm leaving for college 26 00:00:55,022 --> 00:00:56,824 in 30 minutes, and I need my bras. 27 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,127 Ew! I put it on my head! 28 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,529 You told me these belonged to your grandma. 29 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:03,397 Which is not much better now that I saw it out loud. 30 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:04,698 Okay, I'm off to college. 31 00:01:04,765 --> 00:01:08,001 Adam, I'll miss you. Dave Kim, the opposite. 32 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,470 You keep telling yourself that. 33 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,038 (GAGS) 34 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,274 ADULT ADAM: I particularly related to the brother dynamics. 35 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:17,411 Wyatt was bullied by Chet, and I had to live with Barry. 36 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,347 Hey, that's my serving of fruit for the day. 37 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,582 Oh, then maybe you should have some punch. 38 00:01:21,649 --> 00:01:22,683 Ow! 39 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,817 Okay, morons. 40 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:25,653 We're only gonna be gone for three days. 41 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,555 Try and be alive when we get back. 42 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:29,257 All right, that's everything. 43 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,259 Whoa, what's all this stuff? 44 00:01:31,325 --> 00:01:33,527 When I went to college, all I brought were some flip-flops and a cookie. 45 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:37,365 Hold on, Shmoo. There is one thing you forgot. 46 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,567 Time to give Mama all the kisses. 47 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,669 Oh, come on, dude. Really? 48 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:44,272 It's what we've done every first day of school since kindergarten. 49 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,640 Now, give me all the kisses so I can store 'em away 50 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:48,809 for a rainy day like little love-acorns. 51 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,944 No, I don't even remember how to do it. 52 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,813 Easy. 53 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,615 Eskimo kiss, 54 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,150 butterfly kiss, 55 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:58,219 cheek kiss, cheek kiss, 56 00:01:58,286 --> 00:02:00,554 and one last kiss for your palm 57 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,624 to ball up and stick in your heart. 58 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:04,825 Gotcha. 59 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:06,394 Well I am gonna put this in my bag for later. 60 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:09,530 Don't put my kiss in your dark duffel bag. 61 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:11,299 Take it out and put it in your heart. 62 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,766 Stick my kiss in your heart. 63 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,935 I don't want the kiss, Mom. Okay, okay. Stop. 64 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:17,104 I will take your precious kiss out of the dark bag 65 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:18,672 and put it in my heart. 66 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:19,940 Fake out. It's gone. 67 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,075 No! I caught it, and I'm throwing it back to you. 68 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,577 No, take it back. You take it. 69 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:24,845 Take this kiss, Mom. You keep it. 70 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:26,146 I'm not going to college with a kiss. 71 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,014 You're killing me. Quit it. 72 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,216 I don't want it! 73 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,184 This is gonna be a long car ride. 74 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,885 * Weird science 75 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:37,325 ADULT ADAM: It was August 27, 1980-something, 76 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,526 college move-in day, 77 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,494 or for my mom, the end of the world. 78 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,364 I can't believe we're already moving you into college. 79 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,832 It seems like only yesterday, 80 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:46,400 I was trying to get your preschool teacher fired 81 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:48,101 for letting you smell those toxic markers. 82 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,503 I hate this humidity. 83 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,805 It feels like someone opened up a dishwasher 84 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,207 mid-cycle in my pants. 85 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,608 You can change your swampy chinos 86 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,076 when you get to Erica's room. 87 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,545 Got it. 88 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:58,812 ERICA: Listen, I know it's hard to say goodbye, 89 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,448 which is why I'm giving you a very generous 90 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,450 three hours to part ways. Cool? 91 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,418 Not cool. I need 6 to 20. 92 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:07,054 Mom, look around. Where are we right now? 93 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:08,456 D.C. School of the Arts. 94 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,224 And who got in off the wait-list last-minute, 95 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,360 enraging Dad 'cause he lost his deposit at Emory? 96 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:13,794 You. Point is, I know it goes 97 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,329 against everything you stand for, 98 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,231 but you have to say goodbye. 99 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,767 Bye. Bye, now. 100 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,201 Ta-ta. 101 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:22,703 See you on the flip-flop. 102 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:23,971 What are you doing? 103 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:25,639 Practicing the different ways of saying goodbye. 104 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,508 It's gonna be very hard when that day comes. 105 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,942 That day is now. Leave that. 106 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:31,044 Go get the rest of your stuff out of the car, 107 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:32,346 and I'll help you unpack. 108 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,516 Hello. 109 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,685 By any chance, are you Erica Goldberg's R.A.? 110 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,421 Yes. I'm Srini. You must be Erica's mother. 111 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,290 Don't worry. Your daughter's in great hands. 112 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,358 Ah, that is so good to hear. 113 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,527 Now shut your (BLEEP) mouth and do everything 114 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:48,262 I'm about to tell you. Oh, dear. 115 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:49,763 You might be the other kids' R.A., 116 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,932 but when it comes to my little pickle, you're me. 117 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:55,303 It's your job to see that she's fed, well-rested, 118 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,070 and regular. 119 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,872 Actually, I'm pretty sure my job is to hand out pamphlets 120 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,908 and make sure no one's being loud after 10:00. 121 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,175 Not anymore. 122 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,477 Here's a variety of medicines to help 123 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:05,779 with Erica's allergies and sour tummy. 124 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:08,316 Now, if flu season comes early this year, 125 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,483 how's your chicken soup game? 126 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,851 Soup's really not my area. 127 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,786 I'm more of a resident advisor. 128 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,922 You have a freezer in your mini-fridge. 129 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,758 Keep this in there in case of emergencies. 130 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,593 I can take out the tiny little ice tray, 131 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,161 but I'm still not sure that would fit. 132 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:22,830 You have given me zero confidence 133 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:25,299 that you are up for this important task. 134 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:26,567 I agree. I'm not up to it. 135 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,569 Oh, there she is. There's my baby. 136 00:04:28,636 --> 00:04:30,838 Erica, this is Srini, your R.A. 137 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:33,607 Hi. I'm Erica. I hope my mom is behaving. 138 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,476 Um, she's, uh... Ah... 139 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,744 So, what room am I in? 140 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,648 Um, 103 with Erica Coolidge. 141 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:41,849 Oh, no. 142 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,584 You're both named Erica. Please don't be mad. 143 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,353 It's crazy how much you care. 144 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,455 Erica, you're in very good hands. 145 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:51,625 Hey! Hi, I'm your roommate, 146 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:52,993 apparently also Erica. 147 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:54,194 Like, hi. 148 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:55,696 I totally for sure call top bunk, 149 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,332 mostly 'cause your dad already took the bottom. 150 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,735 Oh, your roomie's a valley girl. 151 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:04,237 Just like in that movie where everybody's rude and unlikable. 152 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,773 She'll be gone very soon. 153 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,608 Anyway, it's nice to finally meet. 154 00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:08,976 For sure. For sure. 155 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,077 For sure. For sure. 156 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,612 For sure. For sure. 157 00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,214 Or whatever. I'm not mocking your people. 158 00:05:14,281 --> 00:05:15,916 Aw. This is so great. 159 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,719 You two are gonna be best friends for the rest of your... 160 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,788 Oh, no! Is that a hot plate? 161 00:05:20,854 --> 00:05:21,855 That has got to go. 162 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,424 You're gonna burn the place down. 163 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:24,892 You know, that's how Buddy Holly died. 164 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,294 Bevy, Buddy Holly died in a plane crash. 165 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,697 We don't know there wasn't a hot plate on that plane. 166 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,899 She'll be gone soon, Erica. Just hang in there. 167 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:34,368 She's totally a barf bag, but I'll manage. 168 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:36,604 I was actually talking to myself. 169 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,539 Sorry I called your mom a barf bag. 170 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,307 No, no. Your instincts are good. 171 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,342 ADULT ADAM: While Erica couldn't wait to lose my mom, 172 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:44,111 my brother was trying to find love. 173 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,613 Prepare yourselves, ladies. 174 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,781 The impossible is now possible. 175 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,417 Barry Goldberg is on the open market. 176 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:50,884 Um, what is this? 177 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:51,985 Your destiny. 178 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:53,687 So, who amongst you is ready to battle 179 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,789 in a Thunderdome-like cage match for my affection? 180 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,391 Dude, what world do you live in? 181 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,159 You're, like, a 2 at best. 182 00:05:59,226 --> 00:06:00,861 ADULT ADAM: Naturally, Barry was delighted by the flirtation 183 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,664 until he realized just bad he got burned. 184 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:06,700 Like always, he took it out on me and my pudding cup. 185 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,968 Why? 186 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,336 Huge news, baby brother. 187 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,939 My senior year of awesome begins now. 188 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:15,543 I've got a three-part plan to achieve legendary status. 189 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,145 Step 1, lock down a new girlfriend way hotter 190 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:19,513 and smarter than Lainey. 191 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,550 I'm realistic, which is why I've allotted 48 hours 192 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:24,585 for her to find me. 193 00:06:24,652 --> 00:06:26,019 It's in her court now. 194 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:29,289 Step 2, become starting varsity power forward? 195 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,692 Weren't you kicked off the basketball team in seventh grade? 196 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:33,226 Well, Coach McCoy said I could join the team 197 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,928 after I learned how to pass. 198 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,598 But he died, so the ball-hog's back. 199 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,600 Next? Wait. Step 3 is me. 200 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:41,134 What does that even mean? 201 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:43,437 I've penciled you in for a daily display of dominance 202 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,573 and humiliation to boost my visibility 203 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,175 in front of the more popular, meaner kids. 204 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,610 It's so detailed. 205 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:53,881 Purple nurples, dead arms, swirlies, butt hat. 206 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:54,982 What's a butt hat? 207 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:57,518 Aw, I hate this hat. Take it off! 208 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,453 BARRY: Show's over, folks. 209 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,121 You did good work today, champ. 210 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,890 Love you. 211 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,858 Well, we now know what a butt hat is. 212 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,126 This is bad. 213 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,761 Without Lainey around, Barry's gonna concentrate 214 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,497 all his horrible energy on me. 215 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,331 Well, there's only one thing left to do, 216 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,666 find him a new girlfriend. 217 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:14,134 Let me help. Don't. 218 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,337 He has a wildly unrealistic view of his general appeal. 219 00:07:17,404 --> 00:07:18,572 Lainey fell for him, right? 220 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,040 She was a unicorn. 221 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,510 There's no way we'll ever find someone so blind 222 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,177 to Barry's idiocy ever again. 223 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:25,679 Well, maybe I can. 224 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,481 Just give me a list of the things he's looking for 225 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:28,882 and we can find him a girl. 226 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:30,584 I'll try, but he doesn't really open up to me 227 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,486 besides his butt cheeks to make a hat. 228 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:34,522 Yeah, I wouldn't keep bringing that up. 229 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:37,157 ADULT ADAM: As I enlisted Jackie to help find a girl for Barry, 230 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,392 Erica had finally found peace in her dorm, 231 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,728 or so she thought. 232 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,929 Oh, there you are. 233 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,264 I have something special for you. 234 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:47,701 Um, that's like every lame R.A. pamphlet that exists. 235 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,503 Please, just take them. 236 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,772 And maybe, please, let your mom know that I gave them to you. 237 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,373 Sure. 238 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,075 Wow. Right in front of me. 239 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:59,980 I just met a totally radical guitarist, so don't wait up. 240 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,082 Really? 'Cause I thought that we could hang out 241 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,050 and get to know each other. 242 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:05,018 I feel like I already know you 243 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:07,921 because your mom's been telling me, like, a lot of stories. 244 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,489 Why are my parents still here? 245 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:12,492 Your dad napped and then took a cab back to the hotel. 246 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,662 He's a sweaty man. 247 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:17,064 Anyway, like, bye. 248 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:19,800 ADULT ADAM: Erica knew it was time to send my mom home... 249 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,101 Ta-da! 250 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,771 ...but my mom brought our entire home to her. 251 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,138 This seems concerning. 252 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,740 I made it look just like your old bedroom 253 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:27,941 so you wouldn't get homesick. 254 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,177 Oh, I even brought Donnie, 255 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:32,412 your favorite new boy in the neighborhood. 256 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:33,681 He's a New Kid on the Block, 257 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:36,016 he doesn't belong here, and neither do you. 258 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,150 Just please go. 259 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,519 Oh, I can't leave now. It's dark outside. 260 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:40,721 So? 261 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:42,422 So, I have horrible night vision 262 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:43,924 and can't get behind the wheel. 263 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,893 You have a perfectly good bed back at your motel. 264 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,828 You need to get in the car and go. 265 00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:50,297 And miss a turn and hit a semi and flip the car 266 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,032 and end up pinned under the steering wheel 267 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,034 while the station wagon burns around me? 268 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:56,036 Is that what you want for your mother? 269 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:59,940 ADULT ADAM: It was classic Bev guilt, which totally worked. 270 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,241 College is fun. 271 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:03,844 While Erica settled in for a co-ed nightmare, 272 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:06,580 Barry was dreaming about his old flame Lainey Lewis. 273 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,682 Hey, handsome. 274 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,718 Just for fun and no other reason, 275 00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:12,352 what qualities are you looking for in a lover? 276 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,322 Wait, why are you asking me about beautiful bikini babes? 277 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,858 I just thought, maybe, I could help you find a new girlfriend 278 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,860 to start your year of awesome. 279 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,896 What would I let someone who wears my butt as a hat set me up with a girl? 280 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,798 ADULT ADAM: As expected, Barry wasn't biting, 281 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:26,700 so I had to get creative. 282 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:29,870 Too bad, 'cause my plan was to Weird Science you up a hot girl. 283 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,772 Dude, a computer can't really do that. 284 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,073 It can do anything. 285 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,642 Did you know a computer just defeated 286 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,476 the world's greatest chess champion? 287 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,645 In chess? Yes! 288 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:40,380 No! Why wasn't I told? 289 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,915 Stupid Dan Rather! 290 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,717 Just jot down some things you might like in a lady, 291 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,319 and I'll use list to whip you up a hot babe of your liking. 292 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,922 While I'm excited to put all my eggs in this basket, 293 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:51,058 I still need scientific proof. 294 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:54,394 Mr. Connelly, it's a scholastic emergency! 295 00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:56,063 Come as fast as you can. 296 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:57,597 You're a really good science teacher. 297 00:09:57,665 --> 00:09:58,966 I... I got a question. No, no. 298 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,701 Don't bother the man. Zip it, little nerd. 299 00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,102 I need to talk to the big nerd. 300 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,072 Sir, in your expert scientific opinion, 301 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:08,642 is it possible for me to Weird Science up a girlfriend? 302 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,510 ADULT ADAM: It was game-over. 303 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,845 Scientifically speaking... 304 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,581 My teacher always took science seriously. 305 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:15,649 ...absolutely. 306 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,984 Until he didn't. 307 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:17,885 I knew it! 308 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,352 Watch out, Kelly LeBrock. 309 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,921 Big Tasty's comin' for ya. 310 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,522 Why would you lie like that? 311 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,891 Between you and me, 312 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,993 I have a butt-wad of an older brother, too. 313 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:28,561 You know, I'm using that movie to find him a girlfriend so he won't beat me up. 314 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,063 Would he actually fall for that? 315 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,198 Dude, come on! 316 00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,066 Let's go make me this girl already. 317 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,768 Every week, he surprises us. 318 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,336 Whoo! Year of awesome! 319 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,980 ADULT ADAM: My mom was so psyched to be spending 320 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:48,381 the first night of college with Erica, 321 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:49,783 she literally couldn't sleep. 322 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,852 Okay, stop. What are you doing? 323 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:54,021 Assembling your safety credenza. 324 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:57,324 First aid, fire ladder, canned foods, powdered milk, 325 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,659 and a handheld siren to alert rescuers 326 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:00,861 when you're caught in rubble. 327 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,595 It's really loud. Want to hear? 328 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,765 I am in college. I don't need any credenzas. 329 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,666 Now go to bed before someone finds out 330 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,235 that you're still here. 331 00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,236 Evening, Erica. 332 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,570 I wanted to inform you and Erica 333 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:11,939 of tonight's freshman mixer 334 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,774 that the school has mandated me to throw. 335 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,442 "Jamaican' Me Crazy" party? 336 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,711 Ya, mon! 337 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:18,946 This doesn't come naturally to me. 338 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,447 Can this be over, now? 339 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,082 As long as you're there. The kids you meet tonight 340 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,017 might end up being your friends for life. 341 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,686 Of course, my college friends are now doctors and lawyers 342 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,121 while I pursue a foolish dream 343 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,823 of making art from everyday garbage. 344 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:31,491 Like Nick from Family Ties? 345 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:32,726 It was my idea first. 346 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,961 Anyway, uh, thanks for the invite, 347 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,863 but I have company in here already. 348 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,331 As in romantic company? 349 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:39,632 Why do you care? 350 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,234 I just don't know what I'm gonna tell your mother! 351 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,403 She got to you, didn't she? You've been compromised. 352 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,539 Srini betrayed me! Open that door. 353 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,843 No way! No one can ever know about this shameful night. 354 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,211 (ALARM RINGS) 355 00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,813 Is that a fire alarm? I hear a fire alarm. 356 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,647 Mom, relax. This is college. 357 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,616 Kids pull alarms every two seconds. 358 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,251 No, you're right. You're right. 359 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,487 I'll just hang here and keep a low profile... 360 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,022 And I smell smoke! 361 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,423 Move! (HANDHELD SIREN BLARES) 362 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,493 Follow the sound of my hand siren to safety. 363 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,628 Oh, dear. Oh, my. 364 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:10,964 ADULT ADAM: Mom was right. Hot plates and dumb college students do not mix. 365 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,066 Please refer to the pamphlet on fire evacuation 366 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,667 I provided earlier... 367 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,436 Or just run for your lives! 368 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:22,209 Make a hole, people! Make a hole! Make a hole! 369 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:25,779 Erica Dorothy Goldberg, you come find your mama! 370 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,415 College is fun. 371 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,217 ADULT ADAM: While my sister's freshman year went up in flames, 372 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:33,120 I had to bring Barry's cool new girlfriend to life, 373 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,188 or at least make it seem like that. 374 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,323 Show time. 375 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:37,457 Let's get weird. 376 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,260 What are my responsibilities here, again? 377 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,561 I needed bras, 378 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,796 and you're the only guy I knew who could get them. 379 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,531 Time to hack into NASA. 380 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,000 ADULT ADAM: And hack in to NASA we did. 381 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,336 All we needed was my trusty modem, a little luck, 382 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:51,471 and my girlfriend on the other end 383 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:54,107 pretending to be the most powerful space agency in the world. 384 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,109 It's working. We're making a lady. 385 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:59,012 ADULT ADAM: With Barry on board, it was time for the next phase, 386 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,881 figure out his taste. 387 00:13:00,948 --> 00:13:02,215 ADAM: As you can see, NASA needs to know 388 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,384 exactly what your dream-girl looks like. 389 00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,353 Again, this is just between me, you, 390 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,555 the American space program, and no one else. 391 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,790 That makes me feel safer about opening up to you. 392 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,225 Sure. Tell NASA she has to have 393 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,494 Heather Locklear's eyes, Julia Roberts' smile, 394 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,097 Delta Burke's top stuff, Bo Derek's hair, 395 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,298 but most important, 396 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,300 Chuck Norris' sense of justice. 397 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,369 Oy vey. Time to make that button 398 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:26,173 and make that closet explode with lightning and hot ladies. 399 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,209 ADULT ADAM: But, naturally, Barry's dream woman didn't exist, 400 00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,777 so I had to get him back on track. 401 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,612 Odd. It's not working. 402 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,714 What the hell, man? You promised me a lady. 403 00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,417 I already spent a fortune on candles and erotic oils! 404 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,519 I think the computer just needs more data, 405 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,821 for example, grounded, realistic qualities 406 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,691 you could find in women you'd see in everyday life or at our school. 407 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,126 Give me that typer! 408 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,161 I'll punch in all the lady data it can handle. 409 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,731 This list is ridiculous. 410 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,801 How am I supposed to find a girl who likes "sensual karate" 411 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,569 and "can kick a 50-yard field goal"? 412 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,838 Good news is he's looking for a very specific kind of gal. 413 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,875 "Ability to communicate with dolphins and a savage tan"? 414 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,643 Adam, this list is insane. 415 00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,013 Look, this began with me worrying about my physical safety, 416 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,915 but now I think Barry really needs this. 417 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,983 Okay, sure. I'll try to find someone 418 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:13,053 with "Morgan Fairchild's side-butt." 419 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,487 I don't even know what that is. 420 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,688 I believe in you. 421 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,424 ADULT ADAM: While I put my faith in Jackie, 422 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,060 my sister was losing faith that my mom would ever leave. 423 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:23,563 So, I guess it doesn't matter if I go on record 424 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,631 and say, "I'm sorry." 425 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,066 No. 426 00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:28,801 I allotted you a very fair three hours to say goodbye. 427 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,171 Instead, I'm forever known as the girl who had her mommy 428 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,540 sleep in her dorm on the first night of school. 429 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,142 Honey, this is college. 430 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,743 There's no judgment here. 431 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,747 (LAUGHS) You let your mom sleep over on the first night? 432 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:43,550 Oh, that is very memorable. (CHUCKLES) 433 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,918 In a negative way. 434 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,186 (LAUGHTER) 435 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,521 That's it. You are leaving right now, 436 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,923 and never coming back. 437 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,491 The sun's up, so there are no excuses. 438 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,193 I might have out-stayed my welcome, 439 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,129 but that's because saying goodbye is so hard. 440 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,932 No! I'm supposed to be making life-long friends, 441 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,533 and you took it away from me 442 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,669 because you refuse to say goodbye. 443 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,671 Fine. I'll go. 444 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,107 Right after brunch, and then we'll spend a few hours at the Smithsonian, 445 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,943 and then to top it all off, you have to give Mama all the kisses. 446 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,878 You can forget about getting all the kisses. 447 00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,313 Not even butterfly? No! 448 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,915 Surely, Eskimo kisses are still on the table. 449 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,484 You will never again experience 450 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,752 the warm nose-love of our chilly, Native friends. 451 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:24,057 That is literally the worst thing a daughter 452 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,892 has ever said to a mother. 453 00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,594 (GROANS) 454 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,862 ADULT ADAM: As Erica swore off coming home forever, 455 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,065 I swore Jackie and I had found the perfect girl for Barry's senior year. 456 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,068 Barry, great news! I have a girl for you. 457 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,004 Yes! I knew science was real. 458 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,139 I don't think that was up for debate. 459 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:40,907 I meant Jackie found someone. 460 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,076 You gave her my lady recipe? 461 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,511 That was for NASA's eyes only! 462 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,379 I know. But she found someone 463 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,148 who's got everything you asked for. Right? 464 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,017 Um, I didn't hit everything on your list, 465 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:53,520 but at the top, you asked for a girl, and I got that part. 466 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,455 That's not nothing, mister. 467 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,756 I got goosebumps. 468 00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,992 Let's stop talking and bring out our mystery girl. 469 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,860 Hey! (GIGGLES) 470 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:03,030 Carla? Are you insane? 471 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,998 She's a loose cannon, and not the good kind 472 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,233 like a vigilante cop 473 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,867 who endlessly frustrates his commissioner. 474 00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:10,503 It's true. The court-appointed psychiatrist gave up on me. 475 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,205 I didn't even know you liked me. 476 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,607 I don't. But he dated Lainey, and she's my rival, 477 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,276 so I'm taking what's hers. 478 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:18,111 Give me her address so I can send her photos of us in love. 479 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,314 No. I don't want this aggressive loony toon as my special lady. 480 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,450 Well, that's all we got. Thanks, Adam. 481 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,685 You've officially made a mockery of our plan 482 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,787 to have a computer print out a girl for me. 483 00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:29,822 Oh, my God, dude! 484 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,691 Weird Science isn't real! 485 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,361 There will never be a year of awesome 486 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,363 or girls fighting over you in a Thunderdome, 487 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,898 and you're not gonna live with Kathy Ireland! 488 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,101 All you are is Barry! 489 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,336 Believe me. I know. 490 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,004 And I know that movie's just a movie. 491 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,439 Then why did you... 492 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,208 I just wanted to believe things would be okay. 493 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,143 That... That... 494 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,279 Lainey wasn't a fluke. 495 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,746 That someone would actually love me again. 496 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,216 Barry... No. 497 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,219 You're right. 498 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,054 Looks like I'm back to being me. 499 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,795 ADULT ADAM: Thanks to me, Barry had hit rock bottom, 500 00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,131 so it was time for me to get him back on top. 501 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,532 What's this? 502 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,000 I've revised your daily ass-kicking schedule 503 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,202 for your year of awesome. 504 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,736 Go away. I don't need your pity. 505 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,072 Before you reject my offer, I think you'll agree 506 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,208 that I've really jazzed up your options. 507 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:23,376 No. Yes. 508 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,579 You get to pants me in public, and not just anywhere, 509 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:29,916 at the first pep rally of the year. 510 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,018 In front of the entire school? 511 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,587 That'd be the Holy Grail of younger-brother humiliation. 512 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,756 Indeed. And I'm offering it to you wearing this. 513 00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,360 Sweat pants? 514 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,729 That's a loose garment ideal for pantsing. 515 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:43,830 But it gets better. 516 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,098 ADULT ADAM: It really did. 517 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:46,666 I then presented Barry with the ultimate 518 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:49,102 little-brother sacrifice, my drawstring. 519 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,803 The uncinched sweats will be loose 520 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,939 beyond your wildest dreams. 521 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:54,374 Have you gone mad? 522 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,008 To get you back to your rightful place on top, 523 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,277 I would rip the drawstring 524 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:59,546 from every loose-fitting pant I own. 525 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,815 Wow, you really are a good brother. 526 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,284 But 527 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,985 none of this changes the fact that Lainey's gone 528 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,520 and I'll never find anyone like her. 529 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,589 Listen, Weird Science might not be real, 530 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,858 but you'll find your dream girl. 531 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,059 I know it in my heart. 532 00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,627 You think? Of course. 533 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,630 Someone's gonna see what Lainey saw in you, 534 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,031 what I see in you. 535 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,800 and that's a legend. 536 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,502 Thanks. 537 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,537 I don't know whether to give you a hug or a butt hat. 538 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,539 Both sound very uncomfortable. 539 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,276 Let's start with this. 540 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,943 ADULT ADAM: With that, I helped Barry realize 541 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,680 that he could still have an epic senior year, 542 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,048 even if it wasn't quite what he imagined. 543 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,217 Morning, or whatever. 544 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,486 Same clothes. Fun night? 545 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,053 From what I hear, not as fun as the night 546 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,922 you had with your mommy? 547 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,858 So, want to help me take down all this crap? 548 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:49,396 ADULT ADAM: That day, Erica finally got her new start 549 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,431 by letting go of the past. 550 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,301 But sometimes that's not so easy. 551 00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,835 That's a cute photo. 552 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,704 ERICA: It was the first day of kindergarten. 553 00:18:57,770 --> 00:19:02,375 I was so scared, and she stayed with me the whole day. 554 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,711 That's a good mom. 555 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,448 Damn it, why do I miss her? 556 00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:10,583 Seriously, something's wrong with me. 557 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:14,020 I mean, yeah, your folks are weird and intrusive, 558 00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,855 but they were here. 559 00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,792 My parents were too busy to come. 560 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,228 And that's bad? 561 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,363 I didn't think it was until I saw your mother cared enough 562 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:25,665 to bring your home right here. 563 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,734 You're lucky. 564 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,436 ADULT ADAM: And, thanks to Erica, 565 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,605 Erica realized how fortunate she really was. 566 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,174 "Bad night vision"? Really? 567 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,643 That is a real thing. 568 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,011 I hear my dad complaining about it all the time. 569 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,213 Hey. 570 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,614 (GASPS) My baby's back! 571 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,483 Mom, I'm just here to say goodbye. 572 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:46,018 So, you don't hate me? 573 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:49,656 Look, I know I've been pushing you away since we got here. 574 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:53,260 I guess it's just easier to do that 575 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,862 than actually accept that this is it. 576 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,765 So, now what? 577 00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,500 ADULT ADAM: And so, after everything, 578 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,702 my mom got exactly what she wanted. 579 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,437 The idea that leaving for college 580 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:07,240 was just as hard for my sister as it was for her. 581 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,642 And one last kiss in your palm 582 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,179 for you to ball up and stick in your heart. 583 00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:14,714 * Just half a chance 584 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,216 * Make sure that one night you're here 585 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,085 * But next night, you're not 586 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:21,788 ADULT ADAM: As for Barry, well, he realized his senior year 587 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:25,124 could be a little easier if he teamed up with me. 588 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,059 Here you go, little bro. 589 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,428 * Tenderness 590 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,162 * Tenderness 591 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,898 * Tenderness 592 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,800 It's kind of sweet how you look after your little brother. 593 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,768 Yeah? 594 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,738 Um, yeah. 595 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,573 Thanks. 596 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,375 ADULT ADAM: In the end, you'd be surprised 597 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,111 what a little help from your loved ones can do for you. 598 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:46,779 No matter how far away you are, 599 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,449 you can always keep a little piece of home 600 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,418 close to your heart. 601 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:53,953 * Tenderness 602 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,301 Oh, hey, Jackie. Are you staying for dinner? 603 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,570 I'm making chicken-fried chicken Parm. 604 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:13,072 Thanks, but I should just get going. 605 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,441 BOTH: Eskimo kiss. 606 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,508 Butterfly kiss. 607 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,377 Cheek kiss. Cheek kiss. 608 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,878 And one last kiss in your palm 609 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:21,314 so you can ball it up and stick it in your heart. 610 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,117 I, uh, taught her all the kisses. 611 00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,719 You don't mind, do you? 612 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,056 Oh.