1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,203 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the '80s. 2 00:00:02,270 --> 00:00:04,305 Back then, the economy was booming. 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,573 Everyone wanted a piece of it. 4 00:00:05,639 --> 00:00:07,141 The clothes were loud and shiny. 5 00:00:07,208 --> 00:00:08,742 The phones were big and silly. 6 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:11,245 And the movie that best captured all that decadence 7 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:13,181 was Wall Street. (HORN HONKS) 8 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,249 It was a tale of rich guys getting richer, 9 00:00:15,316 --> 00:00:17,851 and no one loved it more than my Uncle Marvin. 10 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,654 He made it his life mission to teach us his favorite motto, 11 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,156 "Greed is good". 12 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,192 That's right. Cadillac. 13 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:26,794 The "Cadillac of Cars". Whoa! 14 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,196 I'm a real stock broker now 15 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,763 inspired by the loveable character 16 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:32,200 that Michael Douglas plays in the movie Wall Street. 17 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,934 Check out my shoulder pads. Feel that power. 18 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,069 Wow. Do you like that? 19 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:36,537 So soft, but so commanding. 20 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,172 I can set you up with my shoulder pad guy. 21 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:40,074 My shoulders have always been my problem area. 22 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,509 Then let me teach you the secrets 23 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:44,044 of becoming a rich Wall Street titan. 24 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:47,315 No, no, no. Do not listen to him. 25 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,616 You don't even know what we're talking about! 26 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:49,917 Oh, let me guess. 27 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:52,820 Cutting corners and stupid get-rich-quick schemes. 28 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,088 Wrong! 29 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,289 We're talking about cutting corners 30 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:57,458 and smart get-rich-quick schemes. 31 00:00:57,525 --> 00:01:01,562 Barry, whatever this moron says, do the opposite. 32 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:03,364 (SCOFFS) You really going to do the opposite 33 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,300 of the guy who has a toe ring on every single toe? 34 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,601 Doesn't matter. 35 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,470 My dad'll never let me play the stocks. 36 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,439 I already promised him I'd become a stupid doctor 37 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,107 so I could help save people's stupid lives. 38 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:17,845 Please. You want tacky wood paneling or classy gold spray paint? 39 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,114 But Murray says becoming a doctor 40 00:01:20,181 --> 00:01:21,415 is the smartest decision of my life. 41 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:22,783 You sound crazy right now. 42 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,785 It takes eight years to become a doctor. 43 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,854 I can make that kind of cheddar in eight seconds. 44 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,489 That sounds right. 45 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,023 Everything sounds right with your hair slicked back, baby. 46 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,760 Screw medicine! Screw it! 47 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,295 I hereby renounce my dreams 48 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:36,530 for whatever it is that got you that suit. 49 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:39,367 Exactly! What has medicine ever done for anybody? 50 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,102 You, my son, are ready for these. 51 00:01:42,170 --> 00:01:43,737 (CHUCKLES) 52 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:44,872 How do I look? 53 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,340 Rich. (BOTH CHUCKLE) 54 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:47,875 And a little crazy, I'm not going to lie. 55 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,743 Cuckoo! 56 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,179 * I'm twisted up inside 57 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:55,183 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 58 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,652 * I don't know the future 59 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:02,823 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 60 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,958 ADULT ADAM: It was Thanksgiving, 1980-something... 61 00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:08,696 The day that my universe would literally change forever. 62 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:14,034 E.T. the video game? Wow! 63 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,504 Oh, sweet glorious balls! 64 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,706 It's the commercial for the new E.T. game. 65 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,309 I love you, Atari! You are a God! 66 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,944 Are girls still a thing for boys in high school? 67 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:25,379 Remember this moment, Pops. 68 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:28,716 After today, our lives change forever. 69 00:02:28,782 --> 00:02:30,884 Different things excite us. (DOORBELL RINGS) 70 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:33,254 ADULT ADAM: As I prepared for the arrival of E.T., 71 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:36,023 Erica had just landed home from college. 72 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:37,525 Brace yourself, Geoff. 73 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,792 I don't know which direction my mom's coming at me, 74 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:40,461 but she's coming in hard. 75 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,899 Huh. Schmoopaloo! Oh! 76 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:48,602 Where did she come from? I was looking that exact direction. 77 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:51,004 Oh, my baby's finally home from college 78 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,606 and back in my loving arms. 79 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,542 So loving and strong. I'm sorry. 80 00:02:54,608 --> 00:02:55,909 It's just this is the best thing 81 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:57,478 that's ever happened to me in, like, ever. 82 00:02:57,545 --> 00:02:59,313 Glad to see you're in such a good mood. 83 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:01,782 Usually at Thanksgiving, you're a frazzled, gravy-stained mess. 84 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,783 Well, not this year. 85 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,018 The "Bevolution" has begun, baby! 86 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:07,955 Bevo-what? My journey of change and personal growth. 87 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,957 Surely you've heard of it. It's a very big deal. 88 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,092 I've been busy with school and getting into college and stuff. 89 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:17,731 Mmm. Well, this year, Turkey Day is all about taking it easy. 90 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:20,067 So, you're not going to cook for days without sleep 91 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,469 and then break down crying 92 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,503 because your ungrateful children won't help? 93 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,171 That me is dead and gone. 94 00:03:24,238 --> 00:03:27,341 This year, I've invited 50 people over for pot luck. 95 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:28,542 I heard Coach is bringing 96 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:30,143 his famous protein-packed string beans. 97 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,979 I have to eat the Coach's food? 98 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,514 I'm very depressed now. 99 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,283 He can bring whatever he wants. 100 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,751 ADULT ADAM: Yep. It'd be a casual Thanksgiving for my mom. 101 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,852 But not for my sister, 102 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,422 who came home with a whole lot of baggage. 103 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,056 Take a break, Geoff. I really have to talk to you. 104 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,259 Oh, come on! I've only been here for two minutes! 105 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,694 Thanks for ruining my life, Erica! 106 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,562 Okay, what's happening right now? 107 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:50,531 We both know what's happening. You're dumping me. I knew it. 108 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:52,366 What? Why would you think that? 109 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,402 It's Thanksgiving break. It's when people come home from college 110 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,103 and break up with their high school sweetheart. 111 00:03:56,169 --> 00:03:57,805 It's a rite of passage. They call it the "Turkey Drop". 112 00:03:57,871 --> 00:03:59,907 Listen you big idiot, I love you. 113 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,974 I'm not dumping you. 114 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,676 Yes! Love wins! 115 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,414 No, Geoff. Stop unpacking and listen. 116 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,949 Oh, sorry, yeah. What... What was the serious talk about? 117 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:11,251 Nothing much. I'm just in crippling credit-card debt. 118 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,720 What? Who would give you a credit card? 119 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,422 You're completely irresponsible. I know! 120 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,989 I was just walking to class, 121 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,791 and there was this booth with this really friendly dude 122 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:19,660 who said if I'd fill out this form 123 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,395 then I would get a credit card and a really cute beach tote. 124 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,697 So, what do you owe? Nothing to freak out over. 125 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,534 $3,000? At 33% interest? 126 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,868 I know... Pretty good, right? 127 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,304 Oh, God, no! You are completely clueless. 128 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,572 But I love you. Don't break up with me. 129 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,707 Relax. I have a plan, but I need your help. 130 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,242 Whatever you need. Okay. 131 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,710 You coldly dump me in front of my mom 132 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,380 and then I run into her arms crying my eyes out, 133 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,914 thereby lowering her defenses 134 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,183 that when I ask for the money, she has to say "Yes". 135 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,685 Wait, so we are breaking up? 136 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,787 Yes, but not for real. But it'll feel real to me. 137 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,889 I'm too sensitive for this bull crap. 138 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,258 Seriously, Geoff? If you can't be there for me in a time of need, 139 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:52,760 then why are we even together? 140 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:54,462 Oh, God, now you're actually breaking up with me! 141 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:56,063 Never mind. I'll just figure it out on my own. 142 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,031 On your own, like, as a single woman, on your own? 143 00:04:58,098 --> 00:04:59,633 No! God! Wha! 144 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,569 ADULT ADAM: While my sister was trying to figure out 145 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,338 how to get out of debt, my brother was going to get rich quick 146 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:06,206 in my uncle's boiler room. 147 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,508 Welcome to Wall Street, gentlemen. 148 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,142 I'm sure that Barry has filled you in 149 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,144 on the basics of our little business endeavor. 150 00:05:11,211 --> 00:05:13,481 He told us we could triple our money in three days. 151 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:15,115 I can't make any promises. 152 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:18,786 But what I can do is promise that it will happen for sure. 153 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:22,055 No question! I like those odds. Cough it up, JTP! 154 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,524 JTP. JTP. 155 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:26,059 JTP. Boom! Nest egg, baby! 156 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,296 1,000 bucks? My entire inheritance from Aunt Rose. 157 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:30,364 What? 158 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,965 She left me nothing, man. 159 00:05:32,032 --> 00:05:34,602 I let her take my arm to walk to the car once... 160 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:37,438 Doesn't matter. All right. Let's get rich. 161 00:05:37,505 --> 00:05:40,240 What am I doing, huh? I'm pacing, right? 162 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,875 Stockbrokers never stand still. 163 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,411 They're like sharks on cocaine. 164 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:47,848 What you want is a dollop of gel. 165 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:50,818 This is your phone! Always scream into your phone! 166 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,886 It makes you sound scary and important! 167 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:56,356 Make sure you can't see fingers at all. 168 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,792 Fire my secretary! Hire a secretary! 169 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,794 Well, how was your weekend, Claude? 170 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:02,530 Every hair must be in place, 171 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,264 because if not, it shows weakness. 172 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:05,433 If you're gonna work the floor, 173 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,000 you got to know the hand signals. 174 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,268 Buy... Sell... 175 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:10,203 Short the stock. Long the stock. 176 00:06:10,270 --> 00:06:12,406 Shred the evidence. I will fight all of you. 177 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:13,807 Why'd you let the Feds into my office? 178 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,876 Call my wife. Tell her that I'm sorry. 179 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,145 Please don't send me to jail. I will rat out everyone! 180 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,681 Good? Whoo! 181 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:23,050 Hey, Marvin, is that your Cadillac in the driveway? 182 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:26,353 Saw a couple of hobos scraping up the gold with a pocket knife. 183 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,921 Get the hell away from the... 184 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,356 Where are the hobos? 185 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:30,891 There are no hobos. 186 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:33,160 Whatever harebrained scheme you're up to, 187 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,261 I want Barry out of it. 188 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,863 I am just trying to teach your son 189 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,466 how to be like Charlie Sheen from the movie Wall Street. 190 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:41,535 He betrays his father and goes to prison in that movie. 191 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:43,170 Thanks for blowing the ending! 192 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,773 Barry finally made a good decision to be a doctor. 193 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,007 I'm not going to let you ruin it 194 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,509 with one of your bonehead rackets. 195 00:06:48,576 --> 00:06:50,110 My "rackets" are not boneheaded. 196 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,446 Oh, yeah? How about formal pajamas? 197 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,547 Baby college? 198 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:54,582 Powdered yogurt? 199 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:56,016 Dogs for dogs? 200 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,050 Foot mittens? 201 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,552 Spoons made out of meat? 202 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,588 Airplanes that just drive? 203 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,089 Ground planes was a good idea. 204 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,256 That's called a bus! 205 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,025 Clearly, I know what I'm doing 206 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,461 or else Barry wouldn't trust me with his life inheritance. 207 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:10,330 Lucky for Barry, I don't trust you. 208 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,265 Ground planes was a good idea. 209 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:14,868 ADULT ADAM: As my dad was sabotaging Barry's new career, 210 00:07:14,935 --> 00:07:18,071 my sister was about to work our mom for some cash. 211 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,141 Did you know there's a wonderful parade on Thanksgiving? 212 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,744 Seriously, why have I been torturing myself 213 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:25,579 every year at Thanksgiving 214 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,981 when it is so much easier to let Virginia Kremp do everything? 215 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,917 Bevy, do you have another pan? 216 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,519 I think we're crowding the carrots. 217 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,821 You got this, Ginzy. VIRGINIA: I really don't! 218 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,556 This is the best Thanksgiving ever! 219 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,190 It's not. 220 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,492 Me and Geoff had a fight. 221 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:40,360 Ooh, is he going to get it! 222 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:41,929 No, no, no. Don't bring it up to him. Just take my word for it. 223 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,731 I can't actually stir the gravy 224 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,499 and baste the bird at the same time. Can't do it. 225 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,735 Point is, I could really use your love and help right now. 226 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,570 Can't do it. Only one woman. You name it, Schmoopy. 227 00:07:49,637 --> 00:07:51,805 Whatever I can do, I'm here for you. 228 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,541 Maybe... 229 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:56,076 (SOFTLY ) Give me $3,000 so I can pay off my credit-card debt? 230 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,377 $3,000? 231 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:59,379 Who the hell would give you a credit card? 232 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:00,981 (NORMAL VOICE) I know I messed up, 233 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,050 but you can't be mad, because my heart still hurts 234 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,451 from that fight I mentioned earlier. 235 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,386 Oh! Oh! Mommy, please. 236 00:08:06,453 --> 00:08:09,122 Rescue your little squishy, snuggly shmoopie-woopie 237 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,524 from the mean money man. 238 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,292 No way! I just picked up a whole pan of hot yams 239 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,994 without oven mitts! Erica, you spent the money. 240 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,295 That means you got to figure out a way to pay it back. 241 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:16,664 But you're supposed to bail me out 242 00:08:16,730 --> 00:08:18,265 and I learn some stupid life lesson 243 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,700 and we both go on our merry ways. 244 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,802 If I bail you out, you'll never learn a lesson. 245 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,771 Viva la Bevolution! 246 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:26,439 Oh! Oh, sweet buttered corn! 247 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,175 Keep going, Ginzy. I believe in you. 248 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,211 Beverly, please! Beverly! I really hate the Bevolution. 249 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,713 VIRGINIA: This is your home! 250 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:35,816 Geoff, stop organizing my tapes. 251 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,350 Did it work? No! 252 00:08:37,417 --> 00:08:39,820 Can you believe my mom didn't just hand over $3,000? 253 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:41,354 Maybe I can help. I'm pretty good with money. 254 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:43,223 You have money? I need money. Can I have your money? 255 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,492 Well, it's from my Bar Mitzvah and it's kind of for college. 256 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,494 It's perfect. I'm in college. 257 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,030 Yeah, I... I guess I can go down to the bank with my mom 258 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,032 so she can co-sign the withdrawal and... 259 00:08:52,099 --> 00:08:54,134 Please. We know that Linda will be a big jerk and say, "No". 260 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,236 Right. She's the worst! I'll never forgive her for this! 261 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,005 Are you just agreeing with me so I don't dump you? 262 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,708 No! Yes! I don't know! I'm totally freaking out, man. 263 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,442 I just sold out my own mother so fast! 264 00:09:02,509 --> 00:09:04,678 I should be the one freaking out, Geoff. I'm so screwed. 265 00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:06,947 Well, on the bright side, at least you didn't sink all your money 266 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:08,248 into some investment scam like Barry. 267 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:10,250 Investment scam. What investment scam? 268 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:12,385 Oh, no! Please don't join your uncle's illicit "Boiler Room". 269 00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:13,787 They have a boiler room? Where? 270 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,322 In your basement, next to the actual boiler. 271 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,891 Sweet! All I have to do is get a credit card, 272 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,326 take out a cash advance, 273 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,328 and get in on my uncle's shady get-rich scheme. 274 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,996 Oh! I love you. 275 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,932 (SIGHS) 276 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:28,201 All right, JTP minus Geoff. 277 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:29,469 ALL: JTP minus Geoff! 278 00:09:29,536 --> 00:09:31,905 Now that insane riches shall be showered upon us, 279 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:34,942 it is crucial we make smart decisions on how to spend it. 280 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,910 I'm going to do that "Duck Tales" thing 281 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,879 where I dive into a mountain of gold coins. 282 00:09:38,946 --> 00:09:40,748 I can't decide whether I want a bidet 283 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,750 or a butler who will do bidet stuff. 284 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,784 That's a private decision, bro. 285 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,385 Big news, fellas. 286 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,121 I pooled all of your cash into this perfect investment. 287 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,158 It's an electronics company, and they sell computer thingies. 288 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,092 Score! Wall Street! 289 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,261 Dow Jones! I'm not done, yet. 290 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,799 As of this morning, our stock has gone up 25 points. 291 00:09:58,866 --> 00:10:00,768 Is that good or terrible? 292 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,035 Tell us how to feel. 293 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,370 We quadrupled our money. We're rich! 294 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,673 ALL: We're rich, we're rich, we're rich! 295 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,375 Except for Barry. Because your dad pulled the check out, 296 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,710 you get squat. What? 297 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,712 Most of us are rich, most of us are rich! 298 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,014 This is insane. How could you just turn your back on me? 299 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,616 I guess 'cause we're millionaires now and you're not. 300 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:19,753 Yeah, we just don't have that much in common anymore, you know. 301 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,055 But this literally just happened. 302 00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:24,324 Chin up, bud. I'm always going to be your uncle. 303 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,894 I mean, I may not see you as much now that I'm rich as God 304 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,796 and you're just some middle-class piece of garbage. 305 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,530 My dad is so dead! 306 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:31,799 Can you not do that? 307 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,100 We don't scream now that we're rich. 308 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,737 I'm middle class! 309 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,806 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 310 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,979 ADULT ADAM: After buttering up my mom had failed, 311 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,982 it was time for my sister to solve the problem herself. 312 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,518 Hi. Are you headed into First National Bank? 313 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:52,986 Um, yeah? 314 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,088 Because I can literally save you tens of seconds 315 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:57,557 by handling all your important banking matters 316 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:58,792 right here at this folding table. 317 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,928 9th National Bank? Is that a thing? 318 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,595 It sure is. We may be ninth, 319 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,698 but we always put our customers first at this bank. 320 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,466 Not actually a bank, not FDIC insured. 321 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,635 Doesn't matter. I need a credit card, and I need one fast. 322 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,871 Normally, it takes about two weeks. 323 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:13,707 But I can see you're not here for any weird reason. 324 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,275 Definitely not. So what's your name? 325 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,378 It's...uh... 326 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,480 See, people don't normally pause this much 327 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,115 on the most basic question there is. 328 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:24,184 It's Beverly. Beverly Goldberg. 329 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:26,820 Perfect, Beverly. One moment, please. 330 00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:28,856 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 331 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,904 Beverly, I have great news. Your credit is excelente, 332 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,873 so I just need to see a photo ID. 333 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,743 Yeah, um, it's... 334 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:53,981 Hurry up, please. Oh, there it is. 335 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,448 MAN: Well, your thumb is over the first name, 336 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,150 but I can see your last name is Goldberg, 337 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,551 so let's get you that credit card. 338 00:11:58,618 --> 00:11:59,920 Great! Great! 339 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:02,489 Uh, and I would like to take a cash advance 340 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,257 made out to Erica Goldberg. 341 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:05,826 Whatever you need, Beverly. 342 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:07,327 (SPEAKS SPANISH) Bueno. 343 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:09,129 This is it, Dad. 344 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,298 E.T. the Video Game has landed. 345 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,200 Go away. I knew you'd say that, 346 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,903 which is why I made a yummy trail of Reese's Pieces 347 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:18,071 to distract you while I play. 348 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,173 Damn it, you're making me bend down. 349 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,775 But I can't stop! 350 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,443 (LAUGHS) 351 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,413 ADULT ADAM: This was it... 352 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,082 The moment the blockbuster met a legendary game maker. 353 00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,184 Look at these awesome graphics, Lucky. 354 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,653 Classic Atari. Let's do this. 355 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,489 Dude, look at E.T. go... Slowly. 356 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,025 He's moving slowly. 357 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,492 Oop, fell in a little pit there. 358 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,128 No big deal. I'll get him out. 359 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,130 Mmm. Damn it! 360 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,331 Balls! 361 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,133 Seriously! 362 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,134 Not again! 363 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,768 How is E.T. supposed to get home 364 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,137 if he keeps falling in these pits? 365 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,973 I just died in the pit. E.T. is dead. 366 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,109 Oh! None of this is from the movie! 367 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,345 Father, I've come for the money you owe me. 368 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:00,647 I'll take it in thousand dollar bills. Go! 369 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:04,818 What's this about? Marvin's stock went through the roof and I got jack! 370 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,653 Well, I did not see that coming. 371 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:09,156 Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day. 372 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,624 This has nothing to do with telling time! 373 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,194 Look, I only took your check 'cause I was trying to protect you. 374 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,528 From what? 375 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,065 Having an amazing life with a personal sandwich chef 376 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,799 and a top hat made of diamonds? 377 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,235 Trust me, you don't want to live the crazy life of Marvin. 378 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,271 Oh, your boring old life is so great. 379 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,106 I got no complaints. You should! 380 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,508 All you do is take off your pants, watch TV, 381 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,377 and raise a bunch of ungrateful, awful kids. 382 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,345 You're one of those ungrateful kids. 383 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,347 You're insulting yourself, you moron! 384 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:38,518 Point is, last thing I want is some pathetic life like yours. 385 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,388 So that's how you feel. 386 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,390 Fine. Here. 387 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,460 Take it. And to think I was gonna buy the Eagles 388 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,429 and let you kick a field goal every game. 389 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:52,132 BARRY: Make me rich! 390 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,734 Big Tasty's back in, baby! Hope it's not too late. 391 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,036 So you don't make $100 million, 392 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,871 you make $50, does it even matter? 393 00:13:57,938 --> 00:13:59,006 It does not! 394 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:01,574 Make me rich! That is $500. 395 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,710 Can you turn that into $3,000 in, like, 5 hours? 396 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,879 Sure. If there's anything I know about stocks, 397 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,280 it's that they're always going up, right? 398 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,448 Um, I don't think you understand the basics 399 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,217 of how the economy works. Bup-bup! 400 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,252 So what's this awesome company that we're investing in? 401 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,754 They sell these electronic computer thingies. 402 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,189 And what exactly are the "thingies"? 403 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,891 They're called Ataris, 404 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,061 and that's Japanese for "Sure Thing". 405 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,163 Yeah, hello, buy all the Atari stock. 406 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,165 Do it! Thank you, Jessica. 407 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:28,168 Atari? Why does that sound so familiar? 408 00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,438 And in financial news, Atari stock has taken a hit 409 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,474 due to weak sales of its E.T. video game. 410 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,143 This is not good. 411 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,545 Legend says they're burying all the unsold copies in the desert. 412 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,514 Why didn't you tell us about that game, nerd? 413 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,051 It is literally all I've been talking about! 414 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,718 You know we don't listen when you speak. 415 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:48,888 She's right. This is all your fault. Get him! 416 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,590 ERICA: Now I owe even more money. 417 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,125 How could you let me do this, Geoff? 418 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,161 Me? All I wanted was to stay together, 419 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,096 but what's the point? 420 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,730 Your credit's in the crapper. Now we'll never afford a starter home. 421 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,532 Starter home? 422 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,534 I thought we were going to live in the city for a few years. 423 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:03,336 You know, mattress on the floor like young starving artists. 424 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,939 We can't even afford a bed frame? That's no life! 425 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,074 I'm going to be an ophthalmologist. 426 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,575 I need a good night's sleep. 427 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,177 Oh, so you're just going to put your work above me? 428 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:11,811 Your head is always at the office, Geoffrey. 429 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:14,047 Why are you making me choose? I put in the hours for you! 430 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,983 Hey, he's right, Erica. He works hard. 431 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,150 Get off his back. 432 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,751 Do not side with him. 433 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,421 Because of you, I had to take out a Mexican credit card 434 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,255 in my mom's name. 435 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,857 You did what? Mom! Hi! 436 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,326 Before you get mad, 437 00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,694 just remember that the new Beverly is super chill 438 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,462 and doesn't mix in when her kids screw up. 439 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,100 Oh, you mixed me right in when you stole my identity! 440 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,567 That's only because my dopey uncle 441 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:37,070 promised me riches in a fast and unrealistic way. 442 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,239 How dare you disparage my good name. 443 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,607 I run a reputable boiler room 444 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,475 in the basement with a teenage clientele. 445 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,177 You know what? I don't have to explain myself to you. 446 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,345 I am so out of here! 447 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,048 No! No! Nobody leaves! 448 00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,650 It is Thanks-(BLEEP)-giving! 449 00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:52,952 Hi. 450 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,254 Things sounded kind of tense in here, 451 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,256 so we figured we'd wait it out. 452 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,529 ADULT ADAM: Our potluck Thanksgiving had finally arrived. 453 00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,397 And in true Goldberg tradition, 454 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,299 it was not off to a great start. 455 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,235 VIRGINIA: Yoo-hoo! (GLASS CLINKS) 456 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,769 Why don't we go around the table 457 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,272 and everyone say one thing that you're thankful for. 458 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,774 Can someone send some turkey to the foyer? 459 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,211 I'm thankful my daughter hasn't changed at all 460 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,579 since going to college. 461 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,748 She's still the same as she's always been. 462 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,882 Aw! 463 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,917 Shady and selfish. 464 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,020 Shellfish? We're having shellfish? 465 00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,821 What kind of Thanksgiving is this? 466 00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:32,359 Well, I'm thankful for my mom, who abandoned me, 467 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,161 which is why I went to my ridiculous uncle. 468 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,628 Well, I'm thankful for Murray, 469 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,165 who taught his kids to disrespect me 470 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:39,532 as much as he does! 471 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,901 Well, I am thankful for my moron brother, 472 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,705 who derailed my son's future in less than 12 hours! 473 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:48,175 Please don't turn this fun tradition into something ugly and spiteful. 474 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,709 Well, I'm thankful for my father, 475 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,944 who wants me to be lame and boring like him. 476 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,914 Please! And I'm thankful for my idiot son, 477 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,583 who insults me to my core 478 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,318 even though I'm just trying to help him. 479 00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,986 And I'm thankful... Shut up! 480 00:17:00,053 --> 00:17:03,256 Did you really think I was not going to find out about that? 481 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:05,325 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 482 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,862 Oh, no, the giant man is eating all the turkey! 483 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,364 It never even got to me! 484 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,266 This is why I don't invite you anywhere! 485 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,868 You know I need a constant stream of protein! 486 00:17:15,935 --> 00:17:17,804 Somebody say something nice now! 487 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,239 Happy Thanks... (GRUNTS) 488 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:21,308 Go around the back. 489 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,942 Something... Something's blocking the door. 490 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:26,045 It's me! Go around! 491 00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:28,348 ADULT ADAM: There, in the clatter of everybody arguing, 492 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:29,982 my family started to realize 493 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,086 perhaps they had forgotten the things that matter most. 494 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,091 Lucky for my sister, not everyone did that day. 495 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,226 Geoff, what is this? 496 00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,593 My Bar Mitzvah money. 497 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,229 It should be enough to pay your mom back. 498 00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:44,831 Wow, you'd do that for me? 499 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,599 Of course. 500 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:48,368 Erica, I want to take care of you for the rest of our lives. 501 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,503 And I want to take care of you. 502 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,572 Which is why I can't take this. 503 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,840 Seriously? 504 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,143 I'm not going to have someone bail me out again. 505 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:57,877 It's up to me to fix it. 506 00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,514 I mean, if my mom can become a better person, then so can I. 507 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,384 Wow. That's really responsible 508 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,886 and kind of strange to hear coming out of your mouth. 509 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,988 But I like it. 510 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,124 Yeah, I do, too. 511 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:14,827 For the record, 512 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,397 I'd do the whole mattress on the floor thing for you. 513 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:21,401 For the record, I'm never breaking up with you. 514 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,903 * And I think it's gonna be a long, long time * 515 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:28,208 ADULT ADAM: That day, Erica realized it was time to stand on her own. 516 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,577 And after everything, 517 00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:33,413 my dad was ready to step up to lend Marvin a hand. 518 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,483 Hey. 519 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,151 I took a hit on my stock, 520 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,687 so I figured I'd pawn my hub cabs. 521 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,755 * Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone * 522 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,257 Don't. Here. 523 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,929 What, do you want to play the market? 524 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,499 Keep it. Happy Thanksgiving. 525 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,867 Mur-Man... 526 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:56,669 Oh, thank you! 527 00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:59,239 Oh, thank you so much! Thank you. 528 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,175 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my brother saw that the best life 529 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:05,712 wasn't necessarily the flashiest life. Whoo-hoo-hoo! 530 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,580 Whoa. 531 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,517 Did you just bail out Uncle Marvin? 532 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,187 Yeah, he's family. It's... It's what we do. 533 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,456 Well, I don't want to be the guy 534 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,890 who you always have to bail out. 535 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,260 Who do you want to be? 536 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,529 You. 537 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,665 * Till touch down brings me round again to find 538 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,968 * I'm not the man they think I am at home 539 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,371 * Oh, no, no, no 540 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,740 I think this belongs to you. 541 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:37,277 "9th National Bank". 542 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,712 You should cut it up, like, immediately. 543 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,748 Well, that would be a start. I know. 544 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,884 Which is why I'm going to take a work-study to pay you back. 545 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:47,954 And I'm sure it'll take a long time for you to forgive me, 546 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,356 but I promise... 547 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,224 I forgive you. 548 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,960 Really? I know what I said. 549 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,628 The thing is, 550 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,665 I'm always going to want to swoop in and save you. 551 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,199 But I think we both know, in the end, 552 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,968 it doesn't help either of us. 553 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,036 I'm proud of you, Mom. 554 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,273 You're really trying to change. 555 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,040 Kind of makes me want to change, too. 556 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,842 You know, this whole thing has made me think 557 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:12,245 maybe there are some things in this family 558 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,980 that should never be touched. 559 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,515 Like what? 560 00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,384 * And I think it's gonna be a long long time * 561 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,787 ADULT ADAM: And so, we went back to our usual Thanksgiving. 562 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,990 When I think back to my family sitting around that table, 563 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,526 everyone together happy and healthy... 564 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:29,762 Those were the best times of my life. 565 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,666 Truth is, I couldn't see it then, 566 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,202 but those are the richest memories I'm most thankful for. 567 00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,605 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 568 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,344 ** 569 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,685 Yeah! (LAUGHS) 570 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,189 Oh, hello, Miss Goldberg. Back for another credit card? 571 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,826 Perhaps a small business loan? I know you're good for it. 572 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,761 Cut the crap. You and I both know 573 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,163 that I'm not Beverly and you're not a legit bank. 574 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:07,033 Cancel this account. Of course. I'd be delighted to. 575 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,901 Ohh. Little snaff here. 576 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,471 Uh, you opened this with 9th National. 577 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,440 As you can see, that's not us. 578 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,241 Do what she says now! 579 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:16,776 Mom, I thought you said 580 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:18,845 that you weren't gonna swoop in and save me anymore. 581 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,314 I know. But Mama's name is on that card, 582 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,282 so Mama's gonna take this one last ride. 583 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,752 Okay, I can see that you mean business. 584 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,821 And, unfortunately, mine is closed! 585 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,723 Take a free clipboard! Feel free!