1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:02,436 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the school prank. 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,239 Back in the day, it was a pure and simple art form. 3 00:00:05,306 --> 00:00:07,308 You didn't care about posting some video to go viral. 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,910 No. You'd pull a prank to become legend. 5 00:00:09,977 --> 00:00:11,912 Yes! Seniors rule! 6 00:00:11,979 --> 00:00:14,915 In my school, the '80s was the pinnacle of the pranking era, 7 00:00:14,982 --> 00:00:17,751 and our success was measured by one thing, 8 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,753 how much it pissed off our principal. 9 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,722 Oh, no. 10 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,324 Darn seniors! 11 00:00:23,391 --> 00:00:25,226 I'm going down. 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:28,129 Naturally, no one loved a good prank more than my brother, Barry. 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:29,763 Good fountain. 14 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,532 Trusted posse of Jenkintown. 15 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,367 TOGETHER: TPOJ! 16 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:36,937 I think we can all agree our senior year's been a complete and utter bust. 17 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,306 I actually had a real nice year. 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:39,673 I aced AP Bio, 19 00:00:39,740 --> 00:00:42,110 and I really got to know my pen pal, Yoshi Takanabu. 20 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:44,078 And I reconnected with my grandma, Naked Nana. 21 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,479 And even though Erica's at college, 22 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,115 our love has never been more rock-solid. 23 00:00:47,181 --> 00:00:48,716 And I'm just happy to be included. 24 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,752 Ugh. Well, my whole school year's been a complete dook fest 25 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,654 'cause my one true love, Lainey, left me, 26 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,789 and no one in this hellhole even noticed me. 27 00:00:55,856 --> 00:00:57,558 Hey, Barry. Everything cool? 28 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,661 I'm talking to some friends, Jamie Weisman. 29 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,829 So rude. Unreal. 30 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,930 Agree. Totally. 31 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:05,833 Is it? Lucky for me, it's prank week. 32 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,401 With my evil brain smarts, 33 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:11,272 I will finally become the school legend I am in my mind. 34 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:14,475 Couldn't help but overhear you might be in the market for a legendary prank. 35 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:15,809 What's it to you, douche box? 36 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:18,112 It just so happens I have the single best resource 37 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,614 for school prankery the world has ever seen. 38 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,483 Real Genius. 39 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,285 A filmic ode to shenanigans 40 00:01:24,352 --> 00:01:26,220 where brilliant dreamboat Val Kilmer 41 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,856 pulls a series of the most epic pranks ever seen. 42 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:31,792 He is a dreamboat, which is why I'm listening. 43 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:33,227 Here's a good one. 44 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:36,197 You take apart a car and put it back together in a tiny room. 45 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,465 Unimpressive. Next. 46 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:39,200 You ice the hallways so the whole school 47 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,368 becomes a giant skating rink. 48 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:41,835 Too easy. Next! 49 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,671 Then go for the ultimate prank 50 00:01:43,737 --> 00:01:46,874 and fire a NASA laser beam at a 50-ton Jiffy Pop, 51 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,776 causing a popcorn avalanche. 52 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,111 No! The good news is your lame ideas 53 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,813 have given me an incredible one. 54 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:54,114 Mother! What is it, boopie? 55 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,583 I'm in need of your sewing skills. 56 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,884 On it. What for? 57 00:01:56,950 --> 00:02:00,154 Something so brilliant, so elaborate, 58 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,556 that the school will never be the same. 59 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:08,162 Ha! You got khaki pants! Khak attack! 60 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,498 You like pranks, huh? Up here. 61 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,133 Honestly, I don't even understand what's comical about this. 62 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,803 Goldberg does it again! Give me some. 63 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:17,671 * I'm twisted up inside 64 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:21,141 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 65 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,213 * I don't know the future 66 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:28,416 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 67 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,418 ADULT ADAM: It was May 16th, 1980-something, 68 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,853 and Erica had officially dropped out of college. 69 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:36,089 But for my mom, she was just happy to have her baby home. 70 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,226 In honor of my schmoopie-poop's arrival home 71 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:39,860 and back into my loving arms, 72 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:43,030 I present the most tender brisket ever brisketed. 73 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,932 How can you brisket at a time like this? 74 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,900 Dad's about to come home and lose his mind 75 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,168 when he hears I dropped out. 76 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,403 That's the point. 77 00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:51,905 I know exactly how to butter up your father. 78 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,908 You do it with meat and actual butter. 79 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,110 MURRAY: I'm home! 80 00:02:57,177 --> 00:03:00,214 I hit a lot of personal and professional lows today, 81 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,283 so give me a wide berth. 82 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,384 Go, go, go. 83 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,319 Work your Mama magic. I love you. 84 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:09,089 ADULT ADAM: With that, my mom lulled my dad into a rare state of calmness. 85 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:10,391 Here you go, honey. 86 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,926 Little light brisket snack to take the edge off. 87 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,428 You just sit there and enjoy. 88 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:17,665 Little Mani-shev to help the meat go down nice. 89 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,268 There you go, my big tiger. 90 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,570 You just relax those big, hardworking muscles. 91 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:25,473 Backy-scratchies for my man, hmm? 92 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,541 I just pressed these nails on fresh. 93 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,443 Is he lulled yet? 94 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:32,313 No! What is the girl-moron doing here? 95 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,283 This better not be about dropping out, so help me. 96 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,050 ADULT ADAM: Yep, few things were as important to my dad 97 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,652 as a college education. 98 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,421 You're not skipping out on college. 99 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,623 You're studying and going to a good school. 100 00:03:42,690 --> 00:03:44,692 Your whole damn future depends on it! 101 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,760 Here's a plan... College! 102 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:48,896 College. College. College. College. 103 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,331 Don't think of it as dropping out. 104 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,766 Think of it as me transferring to your house. 105 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,102 This school rejects your application. 106 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,236 You go now. 107 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:57,338 He doesn't mean it, love bug. 108 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,639 It's the Manischewitz talking. 109 00:03:58,706 --> 00:03:59,907 Damn right I mean it! 110 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:02,009 What makes her think she can move back in here, 111 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,545 eat our food, sit on our furniture 112 00:04:04,612 --> 00:04:06,013 like she's one of our children? 113 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,349 She is one of our children, Murray. 114 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,783 Fine, the dummy can stay 115 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,986 as long as she pays for food and rent like a normal person. 116 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,522 I'm putting my foot down on this. 117 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:16,023 Come on! This is my home! 118 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,091 You can't make me pay for goods and services. 119 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,027 Plus rent. The foot has spoken. 120 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,395 ** 121 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,365 So, like, when exactly 122 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:26,266 do you tell your dad I'm living here, too? 123 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:28,369 Yeah, he didn't take my news so well, 124 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,838 so I was thinking that we never tell him 125 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:33,106 and I sneak you snacks like a pet turtle. 126 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,342 This is a nightmare, 127 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,344 but I have no options, so I am a turtle. 128 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,579 Hey! What are you guys doing in my fart chamber? 129 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,749 This is my room, and we left college to start our band. 130 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,150 Also, what? Wait. 131 00:04:43,216 --> 00:04:44,217 Does this mean Lainey's back 132 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,586 and she threw away her future, too? 133 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,521 My God, is Lainey all you care about? 134 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:48,589 Yes! 135 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,324 Other than losing my fart chamber, 136 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,326 things are finally going my way! 137 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,395 We should air this place out. 138 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,064 ADULT ADAM: And so Barry raced off to win back the love of his life 139 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,400 in the most mature, subtle way possible. 140 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:02,703 Oh, no! No! No! No! 141 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,905 Good to see you, too, Mr. Lewis. 142 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,574 I hear Lainey dropped out of college. 143 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,041 Horrible timing, Barry! 144 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,510 First you drop out and break my heart, 145 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,178 and now you bring this back into my life? 146 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,614 Dark cloud, silver lining... I hear ya. 147 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,616 Anyhoo, I'm here to ask your daughter to prom 148 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,184 'cause she just dropped out of college and all. 149 00:05:17,250 --> 00:05:19,553 Please stop reminding him that I dropped out of college! 150 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,389 Is all of this just to hurt me? 151 00:05:21,455 --> 00:05:23,757 Is that what this is? Dad, go feed the fish. 152 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:25,726 So good to see his ol' mug again. 153 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:27,327 Barry, my life is in utter chaos, 154 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:28,729 and you're here for some dumb prom? 155 00:05:28,796 --> 00:05:31,399 And possibly marriage. Just floating that out there. 156 00:05:31,465 --> 00:05:33,066 Is that a yes to both? It's a no! 157 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:34,234 Everything's a mess right now. 158 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,903 I'm not even sure my dad will let me stay here. 159 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,972 So, you really don't wanna go to prom with me or elope to Kokomo? 160 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,074 I don't have time to deal with this high-school drama. 161 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,776 If you need a date so bad, just go with that girl 162 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,077 that always says "hey" in the hall. 163 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,879 I don't want to go with Jamie Weisman! 164 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,748 She was just a stall until you came back. 165 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:49,116 My life is stalling! 166 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,918 I was gonna do amazing things 167 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:53,220 like take a pottery class or talk to that lady 168 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:54,555 that hoses down the trucks at work. 169 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:56,790 No one says you can't talk to the hose woman, Dad! 170 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,059 Keep feeding the fish. I'm sorry, Bar. 171 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,461 I just can't deal with us right now. 172 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,830 Take your time. But before I go, 173 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:06,099 tell me once and for all if you're gonna be my forever lady. 174 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,201 I'll field this one. Tell me. 175 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,737 BILL: There we go. 176 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:11,038 ADULT ADAM: While Barry's romantic plan bit the dust, 177 00:06:11,104 --> 00:06:14,475 Erica was learning what it meant to be a starving artist. 178 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,309 ** 179 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:20,313 Whatcha working on there? Black n' white cookie? Looks fresh. 180 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,416 Help yourself. I... I got a dozen. 181 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:23,817 Hold on! 182 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,587 No black n' white cookies unless you pay for it. 183 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,256 I bet that chews up real nice. 184 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,625 This is hard to watch. 185 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,961 I think it's delightful. 186 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:38,866 Pet-store janitor, gas-station attendant, fish scaler? 187 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,101 ADULT ADAM: Yep, back before you could post a resume on LinkedIn, 188 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:44,672 the only way to find a job was in this crazy thing called a newspaper. 189 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,274 This one says "Wanted: Lady." 190 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,876 You don't wanna call that number. 191 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,011 I know! 192 00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:53,146 This whole situation is poop. 193 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:55,583 There is no world where I am gonna sit by 194 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:57,951 and watch my baby become a fishmonger 195 00:06:58,018 --> 00:06:59,953 or take a job as a lady. 196 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,456 Bevy, she's been at it for two days. 197 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,458 Erica will find her way. 198 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:07,595 Or even better, I find her way for her. 199 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,897 Don't do that. Murray put his foot down. 200 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,165 Which was great, and now it's my job 201 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:14,134 to ever so gently lift it up. 202 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:17,037 Nothing about Murray can be lifted gently. 203 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:21,374 Believe me, Dad, I can be very subtle when I need to be. 204 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,512 Earl. This will not be subtle. You're helping me. 205 00:07:24,578 --> 00:07:25,913 Wait, what's happening? 206 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,347 You haven't stormed in here 207 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:29,783 demanding unreasonable treatment for your children all year. 208 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,184 I've been in a Bevolution, 209 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,453 trying to figure out a life without my kids. 210 00:07:33,521 --> 00:07:35,556 Please, keep doing that and go. 211 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,924 Forget the Bevolution. 212 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,226 I'm here to make you hire Erica's band to play the prom. 213 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:44,632 You want to pay me to pay your daughter with your money? 214 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:47,000 Oh, yeah. 215 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,002 I've missed us, you know? 216 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,572 ADULT ADAM: As my mom pulled some strings to boost Erica's confidence, 217 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:54,575 Barry's prom plans had completely unraveled. 218 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:55,743 It makes no sense. 219 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:58,111 What 19-year-old college dropout 220 00:07:58,178 --> 00:08:00,180 doesn't want to go back to her high 221 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,682 Why don't you just tag along with me and Andy? 222 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:04,251 Yeah, it's our second year going stag as a couple. 223 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,220 No. I'm not gonna be the third wheel on your stag date. 224 00:08:07,287 --> 00:08:09,489 Either I go with Lainey, or I don't go at all. 225 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,691 So, you're not going? 226 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:12,826 If don't go, I'll forever ruin my rep 227 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,928 as one of Jenkintown's top five party people. 228 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,264 So, you are going? 229 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,498 Without Lainey, never! 230 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:19,767 So, you're not going? 231 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,135 And be forever known as a prom 232 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,138 So, you're both going and not going? 233 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,239 Gah! 234 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,408 Stop asking dumb questions 235 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,143 and provide a solution for once! 236 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,282 ADULT ADAM: But instead of answers, all Barry got was crickets. 237 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,416 Literally. 238 00:08:36,483 --> 00:08:38,852 As you all are now painfully aware, 239 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,590 Mr. Atkins has released a duffel bag full of live crickets 240 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:43,824 throughout the school. 241 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,226 I am a legend! 242 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,796 No! No! No! 243 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,163 No! 244 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,800 Hear this now. 245 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:57,771 The next person to do a senior prank will be banned from prom. 246 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,409 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Barry saw the perfect way to avoid prom altogether. 247 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,411 No one would call him a dateless loser. 248 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,647 They'd call him a pranking legend. 249 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,481 Hey, my thing! Forget your thing! 250 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,217 This is important. 251 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,085 You know that movie I introduced you to when you told me about it? 252 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,320 You mean Real Genius? 253 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,155 The movie on my shirt and poster? 254 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,625 I think it's time we take a page from their prank book, 255 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,192 but I can't do it without your help. 256 00:09:19,259 --> 00:09:20,961 Yes! I'm essential now! 257 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,896 Thank you for the opportunity to live my dream. 258 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,297 You don't know how much this means. 259 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:25,766 ** 260 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,434 Bar, wait up! 261 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,905 Behold, our principal's prized Suzuki Samurai! 262 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:33,674 Over the next 9 to 12 minutes, 263 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,909 we shall take it apart piece by piece, 264 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,811 then quickly reassemble it in his office. 265 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,747 Dude, we can't just take a car apart. 266 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:40,914 It's not made of Legos. 267 00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,617 Which is why I brought this Allen wrench. 268 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,218 Time to become a legend. 269 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,087 ADULT ADAM: As much as I loved Real Genius, 270 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:49,256 my brother was not one. 271 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,462 Erica had been a college dropout for a whole week, and nothing was going her way. 272 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:57,530 That is, until my mom stepped in. 273 00:09:57,597 --> 00:10:00,634 Holy crap and hell yes! We'll be there! 274 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,636 That was Principal Earl J. Ball 275 00:10:02,703 --> 00:10:05,873 offering me a job playing prom. Yay! 276 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,541 When I said, "Get a job," I meant get a real job. 277 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,244 He's paying me $1,000. Real enough, old man? 278 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:12,545 Actually, none of this seems real. 279 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,982 You know, this is a classic rock 'n' roll tale. 280 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:16,750 Drop out of college, start a band, 281 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,987 and immediately get paid too much for a gig you didn't even look for. 282 00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,555 Oh, I can't believe my angel got her first job. 283 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,825 Oh-ho-ho, I love you so much. 284 00:10:24,892 --> 00:10:26,827 Thank you so much for believing in me. 285 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:30,397 And thank you for this cookie because I just got paid. 286 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,167 We got paid! Deal with it! Who the hell is this? 287 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:38,271 I'm in her band and also live here now, so start a tab for me, too. 288 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:40,573 Take it all. You deserve it. 289 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,210 Oh, Murray, 290 00:10:43,276 --> 00:10:45,813 my baby and her strange-sounding friend really did it. 291 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,614 They went out and got a job. 292 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,617 You did this. Why did you go behind my back? 293 00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,185 I put my foot down! 294 00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,754 Erica doesn't need your foot, Murray. 295 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:57,057 She needs loving mama arms to hold her in her time of need. 296 00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,692 You can't ignore the foot. 297 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,862 If the foot has no power, the whole system breaks down. 298 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,564 I'm sorry I went behind your back and foot, okay? 299 00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:05,933 But trust me. 300 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,567 Getting Erica this job is gonna give her 301 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,269 the boost of confidence she needs. 302 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:12,740 Gonna hit the mall and buy some new sexy boots to wear on stage. 303 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,708 Rock 'n' roll. So easy. 304 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,677 See? She's... 305 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:21,949 Very confident. I did that. 306 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,584 ADULT ADAM: As my mom foolishly filled Erica with confidence, 307 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:28,856 one could say Barry's big prank didn't fully come together. 308 00:11:28,922 --> 00:11:30,557 You've done it now, people! 309 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,293 Until the perp is caught or comes forward, 310 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,495 prom is canceled. 311 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,199 What? No. Don't let one horrible human being 312 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:40,734 ruin it for all of us! BARRY: Yeah! 313 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:45,105 I'm so angry at your harmless prank gone wrong. Me as well! 314 00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:48,041 Yeah, I've been doing this a long time. 315 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:50,243 And it's safe to say this is the work 316 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:53,981 of a true monster who belongs behind bars. 317 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,916 Whoever did this, turn yourself in! 318 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:58,451 Yeah, you big prom-ruining jerk. 319 00:11:58,518 --> 00:12:02,089 We're now going to run away to find some clues. Bye. 320 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,791 We looked for nothing. 321 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,059 Instead, we stupidly got ready for a life on the lam. 322 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:07,761 Lainey, we got to talk. 323 00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,096 Thank God you came back. 324 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,231 I have so much awesome stuff to tell you. No time! 325 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,800 I'm here to tell you how I really feel 326 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,334 just in case I never see you again. 327 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,537 There's the big man! Hey, get in here. 328 00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,339 Let's flex those huggin' muscles. 329 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,508 What's happening? 330 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,710 Why is everyone suddenly so happy to see me? 331 00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:25,478 Things have really turned around over here. 332 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,847 I spoke to the hose lady. 333 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,482 She is not interested, but at least I have closure. 334 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,418 We got our first gig. That's why I wanted to talk. 335 00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,253 I... I'm sorry I was putting all my stress on you. 336 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,155 No! You were right! 337 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,525 I'm not the same naive boy who knocked on your door yesterday. 338 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,561 I'm a hardened man with real grown-up problems. 339 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,730 I mean, they canceled prom, and I don't even care. 340 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,165 What? Prom was canceled? 341 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,533 Oh, no! What? 342 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,168 What'd I say? That's my gig! 343 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,070 We were getting paid a thousand bucks for it! 344 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,973 I didn't know you were getting wildly overpaid to play prom. No one told me. 345 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,542 Prom was the only glimmer of hope I had. 346 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,345 We have no glimmer. We've lost our glimmer. 347 00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:01,548 Oh, no! Thanks for nothing. 348 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,651 ADULT ADAM: That day, the news about prom traveled like lightning, 349 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,653 but my sister would be struck the hardest. 350 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:10,023 Hey, Mom, what do you think about these bad boys? 351 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,392 Gotta spend money to make money, am I right? 352 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,528 Um, baby, sit down. I've got some bad news about prom. 353 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,230 As much as it hurt, 354 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:20,300 my mom had to tell the truth and break her baby's heart. 355 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,469 It was canceled. No prom. 356 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,073 So, no gig. 357 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,609 ** 358 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,244 Eh, another school will hire us. 359 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,346 Um, 360 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:36,716 those calls might not come in as easily as you think. 361 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:40,420 See, I might have paid Principal Ball to hire you. 362 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,855 I'm so sorry. 363 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:43,857 Sorry? This is sweet. What? 364 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,426 All you gotta do is pay another school to hire me. 365 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,361 I'm not gonna do that. You're right. 366 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,697 Let's just cut out the middle man. Just pay me directly. 367 00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,065 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 368 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,867 I see how that would be easier 369 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,703 than accepting every single adult responsibility. 370 00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,505 I'm glad we're on the same page. 371 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,773 Anyway, I'm gonna go take a nap in the bath. 372 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,511 Or, instead of napping, you could open a newspaper 373 00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:06,179 and see if there's anything there for you. 374 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,949 Why would I want help? I got you, silly Mom. 375 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,618 No, I'm putting my foot down! 376 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,354 I love you so much, but I will throw your 377 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:16,456 right out onto our suburban street. 378 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,958 Um, isn't that Dad's thing? 379 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,392 I've got a foot, too, missy! 380 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,095 Homegirl's gonna find out what it means to work for a living. 381 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,197 So, you better get ready to sew some buttons 382 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:27,300 and hot-tar some roofs and tend to them chickens! 383 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,102 What era do you have me working in? 384 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,303 What's with all the yelling? 385 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,671 Mom put her foot down. 386 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,573 Really? And that's not all! 387 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,908 I want the boots. 388 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,210 But I earned these boots with my potential! 389 00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,578 You can go barefoot until you learn 390 00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,580 how to make an honest paycheck. 391 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,150 So I'm gonna take all your shoes, all your clothes, 392 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,252 your pillows, and your vitamins! 393 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:48,788 Okay, she's new at this, so it's not making sense, but you... You get it. 394 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,690 I am so angry, and I can't stop yelling! 395 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,831 ADULT ADAM: Barry knew it was up to him to make Lainey happy, 396 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,333 even if it meant going to jail. 397 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,935 It was me. I'm sorry? 398 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,470 No, I am. 399 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,573 In a childish effort to avoid prom, I Val Kilmered your car. 400 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,776 I see. Well... 401 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,980 Quite a surprise and disappointment. 402 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,781 We're good here. What? 403 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,049 Don't you have to call the police? 404 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,285 Do I? Do I? 405 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,987 'Cause that'd be a hard phone call to make. 406 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:22,555 Mr. Goldberg, look out the window and tell me what you see. 407 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,858 A fly-ass T 408 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,628 And do you have any idea who that car belongs to? 409 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:29,997 That awesome dude Randy 410 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,132 who always wears the flip No. 411 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:34,767 That cool sub who's always teaching with rap lyrics? No. 412 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,069 Charles Barkley? No. 413 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,471 Power couple Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson? 414 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,540 No. The lead singer of UB40? 415 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,309 No. The cast of Benson? 416 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,145 No. Bo Jackson's cousin Todd, Todd Jackson? 417 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,213 No. Jermaine Jackson? 418 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:47,614 No! Bo knows Todd. 419 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:50,383 No, me! Me, me! It's my car! 420 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,618 And you know how I got it? 421 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,620 Because the old aluminum can I was driving 422 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,822 was vandalized by a "criminal" 423 00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,858 and insurance paid for the Fiero, no questions asked. 424 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:00,693 But... I don't... No questions asked. No questions asked. 425 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,729 Wha... I don't... The... No questions. Zip. Zip! 426 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,997 Eh... Zip! 427 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:05,632 So, does this mean prom is back on? 428 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:08,668 For everyone but you. Consider it your punishment. 429 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:12,472 But also, thank you for the boss new ride. 430 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,943 Good news, Quakers. Prom is back on. 431 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,912 (BOSTON'S MORE THAN A FEELING PLAYS) 432 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,649 ADULT ADAM: That day, my brother really was a hero, 433 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,217 even though no one would ever know it. 434 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,952 Guys, this is bad. 435 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,355 My mom put her foot down, which means I gotta move in with Lainey. 436 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,957 No. My dad kicked me out. I came here to live with you. 437 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,892 How did we blow this so bad? 438 00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:34,594 Hey, guess what. Prom's back on. 439 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,829 What? How is that even possible? 440 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:40,267 You didn't hear it from me, but Barry took the fall so you could play prom. 441 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,235 * I lost myself in a familiar song 442 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:43,870 Why would he do that for me? 443 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,739 'Cause the people who care about you most 444 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,076 would do anything to make you happy. 445 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,211 ADULT ADAM: That's the crazy thing about life. 446 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,745 Just when you're at your lowest 447 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,847 and think that things can't get any worse, 448 00:16:54,914 --> 00:16:58,051 the people who truly love you find a way to get you back on top. 449 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,019 I took away her vitamins. 450 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:04,324 Her Flintstones Chewables. 451 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:08,261 Now she's a teeny-tiny bit less nourished because of me. 452 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,097 Okay, I think you've had enough. 453 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:14,000 Hey. I have some good news. Prom's back on again. 454 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,802 God, no. No, no. 455 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,004 This time we're just getting paid $10, 456 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,006 but you gotta start somewhere, right? 457 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,242 Can't buy a lot of black n' white cookies for that. 458 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:25,778 That's why tomorrow I'm gonna find a real job and pay you rent. 459 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,981 And I never said this, 460 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,119 but thank you for getting us our first paid gig. 461 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,655 Oh, don't thank me. Not after I tried to take your boots and bedding. 462 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:38,991 No, I deserved it. It's just... 463 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:44,797 All your support and hugs and love made me feel so safe. 464 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,099 Too safe. 465 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,135 * So many people have come and gone 466 00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,337 I just wanted to hide out here with people who love me. 467 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,274 But I can't do that anymore. 468 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,509 * Yet I still recall as I wander on 469 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,845 No matter what happens, 470 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,315 this house will always be a safe place for you. 471 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,416 You mean it? 472 00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,818 I do. 473 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,355 I'm putting my foot down. 474 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,791 ADULT ADAM: Truth is, when you're surrounded by your family and friends, 475 00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:13,660 it's much easier to face the music. 476 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,364 * It's more than a feeling 477 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,534 * When I hear that old song they used to play 478 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,102 That's my prom date! I swear! 479 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:26,038 * And I begin dreaming 480 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,041 * Till I see Marianne walk away 481 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,010 Oh. Look at her, Mur. 482 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,645 She's so grown up. 483 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,581 God, everything's changed. 484 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,115 Or not. 485 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,850 We still got three kids in the house. 486 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,020 For now. But I'll take it. 487 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,889 ADULT ADAM: There's nothing scarier than growing up, 488 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,558 not just for us kids, for our parents, too. 489 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,327 But no matter how old you are, 490 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:50,230 what gets you through is knowing that you're not alone. 491 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,199 Hey. Hey. 492 00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,035 How did you know I was here? 493 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,439 Come on. This is where you spent all your dances before we got together. 494 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,441 Wish I could be there for your first gig. 495 00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:03,576 I know. And I wish I could be your prom date. 496 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,213 But you said that... I know what I said. 497 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,347 One dance. Better make it fast. 498 00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,515 Erica needs me. 499 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,384 * Their faces fade as the years go by 500 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:13,853 Did you ever think we'd come back here again? 501 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,689 I really didn't, but I'm really happy we did. 502 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,992 Happy enough to marry me? 503 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:28,067 This is for you, girl. I "pick" you. 504 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,170 ** 505 00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:39,446 For sure. 506 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,449 Is that a "yes"? 507 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,417 You never say yes. 508 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:46,085 I'm saying it this time. 509 00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:48,555 Yes. I'll marry you, you big dummy. 510 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,024 I'm a high-school senior who's gonna marry a college dropout! 511 00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,494 This year turned out awesome! 512 00:19:54,561 --> 00:20:00,767 * More than a feeling Till I see Marianne walk away * 513 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:02,335 We're getting married! 514 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,803 Whoo! 515 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,104 ** 516 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,439 Did he just say that... 517 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:07,740 Tomorrow's problem. 518 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:12,679 ** 519 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,416 ADULT ADAM: When I look back, it really was a year filled with so many changes. 520 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,251 There was the Bevolution, 521 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:21,321 my sister defied my dad to follow her rock 'n' roll dreams, 522 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:25,925 and, of course, Barry's misguided engagement the day Lainey came back. 523 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:29,529 Sure, all those details from 1980-something fade over time, 524 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,064 but the love my family shares was real 525 00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,833 and would last forever. 526 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,702 And the crazy thing is, 527 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:39,005 the biggest changes were yet to come. 528 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,307 ** 529 00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,478 I look like Babs? 530 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,013 MURRAY: Total Streisand. 531 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,782 REESE: Welcome to the battle of the JTPs! 532 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,951 Eight ball, corner pocket. Eight ball, corner pocket. 533 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,620 Ugh! Ugh! 534 00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,121 Hey, boopie. It's Mama. 535 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,123 Adam, this is the third time I've called. 536 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,491 Please pick up the phone. 537 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,193 If I don't hear from you soon, I'm getting on the next plane. 538 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,629 Call me! 539 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,035 Hey, Ball. 540 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,003 Sounds like you didn't quite get all them crickets. 541 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,305 Ha, you tried to fix it, 542 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,206 but you didn't, which is hilarious. 543 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,508 Enjoy yourself, kids. 544 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,210 After today, prank week is officially over. 545 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:22,682 Gotta admit, Atkins, that cricket prank was pretty good. 546 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:24,651 Face it, Goldberg, I'm a legend. 547 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,753 Well, let's not get carried away, hmm? 548 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,957 Oh, sweet God! Not the Fiero!