1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,203 ADULT ADAM: Growing up in the '80s, 2 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:04,205 my mom loved her kids more than anything, 3 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,440 which made every goodbye utter agony. 4 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,842 So, dropping my big bro and sis off at college 5 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,345 was bound to be a tsunami of sadness. 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,081 My dad, on the other hand... 7 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:14,482 Okay, morons, out ya go. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,683 They're not morons. 9 00:00:15,716 --> 00:00:17,451 They're our baby birds leaving the nest, 10 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,019 (VOICE BREAKING) and they are very upset about it. 11 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:22,523 My four-year bender of unsupervised partying starts now! 12 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,425 Dad, you're not even stopping the car! 13 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:26,860 I'm basically stopped! Come on! Go, go, go! 14 00:00:26,894 --> 00:00:28,296 This feels very unsafe. 15 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,298 For God's sake, Murray, stop the car. 16 00:00:30,331 --> 00:00:31,799 There's nowhere to stop! 17 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,268 GEOFF: The man in the orange "welcome" vest is guiding you to a spot! 18 00:00:34,302 --> 00:00:36,170 Damn it, Murray, now! Fine! 19 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:37,371 (TIRES SQUEAL) 20 00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:40,108 Okay, you got 20 seconds. That's 10 per kid. 21 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:42,009 I know how many children we have. (CAR DOOR OPENS) 22 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:44,645 Where do you think you're going? 23 00:00:44,678 --> 00:00:46,814 To say goodbye to the love of my life. Uh-uh. 24 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:49,450 I'm sorry, Mr. G, but it is time for me to stand up to you 25 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,185 and prove that I've finally become a man. 26 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,286 (DOOR HANDLE CLICKS) 27 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:54,054 Oh, no! He kid-locked me in! 28 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,390 Okay, I've prepared a lengthy 29 00:00:56,424 --> 00:00:58,659 and emotionally explosive speech. 30 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,294 Mom, if you make a scene, 31 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,695 I will never come home again. 32 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,796 Ditto. 33 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,632 So, keep it together, lady. Not a single tear. 34 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,235 Children, fruit of my loins, 35 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:09,237 like the spongy umbilical cord 36 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:11,239 that once bound our bodies together. 37 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,506 Whatever she's saying, me, too! 38 00:01:13,341 --> 00:01:14,875 Erica, I wish you the best. 39 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,976 Too long. 40 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,478 Barry, I bid you adieu, mon ami. 41 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,413 A Billy Idol Mony Mony to you, too. 42 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,949 Might I impose upon each of you for a small kiss? 43 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:23,917 (CAR HORN HONKS) No kisses! 44 00:01:23,951 --> 00:01:25,486 Get back in the car! 45 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,488 All right, Murray, you animal! 46 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:30,491 Farewell. 47 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:35,963 Huh. She actually kept it all together. 48 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,198 I'm pleasantly shocked. 49 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:39,066 (TIRES SQUEAL) ERICA: Oh, no. 50 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,668 I knew she couldn't fight her excessive love! 51 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,835 She's garbage! 52 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,337 Erica, you forgot your Caboodle! 53 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,372 Just toss it out. 54 00:01:45,873 --> 00:01:47,608 Oh, no! Hey, Schwartz, head in. 55 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:49,076 (WINDOW MOTOR WHIRRING) Dad, you'll hurt him! 56 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,444 Window's going up! 57 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:52,913 I'll miss you so much! Ow! This is not the goodbye I imagined! 58 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,848 * I'm twisted up inside 59 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,718 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 60 00:02:00,854 --> 00:02:02,290 * I don't know the future 61 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:06,527 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 62 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,096 ADULT ADAM: It was the first day of school, 1980-something. 63 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,400 Barry and Erica were gone, and I was an upperclassman. 64 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,802 Finally, it was my time to shine. 65 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,404 Aah! 66 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,638 JOHNNY: (CHUCKLES) Yes! 67 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,973 You just got owned by those recently oiled doors. 68 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:22,109 Welcome to freshman year, Goldnerd. 69 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,744 Yeah, I'm not a freshman, Johnny. 70 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:24,945 Probably just seems that way 71 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:26,079 because you're a third-year senior. 72 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:28,782 Gah! What was that for? 73 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:31,285 Johnny doesn't like to take inventory of his life's missteps. 74 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,953 I thought we became friends last year. 75 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,556 New year. Everything resets, turd farmer. 76 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:36,824 (LAUGHS) 77 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,926 ADULT ADAM: Okay, rough start, but things were looking up. 78 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,794 My ex, Jackie, was off to college, 79 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,896 and I couldn't wait to catch up with my crew. 80 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,732 Big Dave Kim! How was your summer? 81 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,899 His summer was uneventful, 82 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,468 and he's talking to me right now. 83 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,503 Oh, wow. You guys are still, uh... 84 00:02:49,537 --> 00:02:50,671 I can't explain it, either. 85 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,172 Carla, I thought you graduated? 86 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:54,275 She did. Now she works at Wingin' It. 87 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,311 Dave Kim's lady brings home the bacon and the chicken. 88 00:02:57,345 --> 00:02:59,513 The bacon is money, but the chicken is chicken. 89 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:02,416 Adam, I think you know Brian McMahon? 90 00:03:02,450 --> 00:03:03,784 You and Shy Bri? 91 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,353 'Sup? That's his catch phrase. 92 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,520 'Sup? 93 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:08,922 Seems like it's pretty much his only phrase. 94 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,024 Anyway, maybe we can all hang out after school? 95 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,494 Sorry, bro, we got group couples' plans. 96 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,662 Oh, balls! 97 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,265 Everyone's in the throes of love except for me? Uh-huh. 98 00:03:17,298 --> 00:03:19,433 Okay, settle down, Shy Bri! 99 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,501 Well, we should go. 100 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,769 We're all gonna walk to class together 101 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:22,970 as one even-numbered group. 102 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,639 He seems disappointed, as if this was the opposite 103 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,308 of how he expected his day to go. 104 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:28,876 (LAUGHS) 105 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:32,179 ADULT ADAM: Recently-graduated but-somehow-allowed-on-campus Carla was right. 106 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,447 10 minutes in, 107 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,616 and this year was already sucking hard. 108 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:36,684 All right, listen up, people! 109 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,387 Unless you also had a cat with a prolapsed anus 110 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,890 that requires a special salve applied directly to the area, 111 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,892 I promise you had a better summer than I. 112 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,194 So, in the spirit of taking it out on you... 113 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,497 Pop quiz! 114 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:51,665 Just when it looked like the day couldn't get any worse, 115 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:53,334 something crazy happened. (DOOR OPENS) 116 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,670 In walked Dana Caldwell. 117 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:59,640 I couldn't believe it. The girl next door was back... 118 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:00,808 My first crush, 119 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,876 the first girl I climbed a trellis for, 120 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,479 and of course, first kiss. 121 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,614 Hi, Adam. 122 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,249 Dana, y-you're... Here? 123 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:10,551 My grandma passed away. 124 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,653 There was nothing keeping us in Seattle, so... 125 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:15,155 Well, I guess your loss is my gain. 126 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,757 But also, d... Sorry for your loss. 127 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:19,327 Hey, New Girl! They don't have first-day pop quizzes 128 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,694 wherever the freak you come from? 129 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,062 Sit down, shut up, and start guessing. 130 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,598 As I couldn't believe Dana was back, 131 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,200 Barry couldn't believe his new roommate luck. 132 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:28,736 (KNOCK ON DOOR) BARRY: Hello? 133 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,573 Do I spy a food-stained Flyers shirt similar to my own? 134 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,207 Yep. Barry Goldberg. 135 00:04:34,241 --> 00:04:35,609 Friends call me Big Tasty. 136 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,911 Gary Silverberg, AKA G-Licious. 137 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:40,548 We seem well-matched, but tell me, do you know karate? 138 00:04:40,581 --> 00:04:41,882 Yaah! 139 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,884 I'll take that as a destructive yes. 140 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:46,587 And I, uh, see you have turntables, too? 141 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,890 Yep, but I am still looking for an MC to spit some fiery rhymes. 142 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:54,027 My guy, I spit fiery rhymes 24/7. 143 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,396 (RAPPING) * My name is Barry 144 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,930 (BEATBOXES) * Your name is Gary 145 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,131 * We're like the same person 146 00:04:58,165 --> 00:04:59,266 * It's kinda scary * 147 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:01,268 Dope, Big Tasty. 148 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,270 Uh, I think this is my room? 149 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,372 Who the hell are you? 150 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,573 Name's Larry, 151 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:08,075 but most people call me Flavor Overdrive. 152 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,711 Well, bad news, Overdrive, I already picked this room. 153 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,446 Picked it? They were assigned. 154 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,947 My form says 112. 155 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,082 That's what mine says, too. 156 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,150 What? I don't have a f... 157 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:20,220 Oh, no! 158 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:23,724 How dare you shatter my wildly self-destructive college dreams 159 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,158 by not sending in my housing check? 160 00:05:25,192 --> 00:05:27,428 Uh, no, my volatile love monkey. 161 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:28,962 I definitely sent it in. 162 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,464 Well, guess who doesn't have housing. 163 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:31,632 Thanks a lot, Mom. 164 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,967 Is here okay for all your unwieldy things, my love? 165 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,803 Upstairs in my room. On it, sweetie. 166 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,574 Why do I still see morons? 167 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:43,611 'Cause your unstable wife didn't send in our checks for student housing 168 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:44,778 so she can keep us at home. 169 00:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,480 But I swear I sent them in. 170 00:05:46,514 --> 00:05:49,182 Then why is Flavor Overdrive spittin' fresh flows 171 00:05:49,216 --> 00:05:51,985 and hi-ya-ing boards with G-Licious and not me? 172 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:53,921 I recognize none of those words. 173 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,656 He's freaking out, but I'm not. 174 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,525 Now that I have a second chance at college, 175 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,693 I will not let you ruin this year for me. 176 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:01,429 I'll be upstairs studying. 177 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,297 Do not expect that measured, mature reaction from me. 178 00:06:04,331 --> 00:06:06,700 But I didn't do what you're saying. 179 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,836 Unless... Oh, God. 180 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,605 Is my mom brain so strong, I did it subconsciously? 181 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:13,140 Is that even possible? 182 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:14,542 I'd say probable. 183 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,043 I just saw a 20/20 184 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,880 where a lady punched a lion in the face to save her kids. 185 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,516 I'd punch a million jungle cats for my babies. 186 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,185 There you have it. You did the bad thing. 187 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,688 I say we do a gum ball puzzle. 188 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,789 Come on! 189 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,558 Let's get together and gum ball it up. 190 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,959 Gum balls? 191 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,961 I'm in real trouble over here, 192 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,996 and this guy's talking about gum balls? 193 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,865 Mother, you need to fix this now! 194 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:39,066 I will, Schmoo. 195 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:41,469 Conscious Momma will clean up Subconscious Momma's mess. 196 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,003 We're both leaving right now. 197 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:47,007 Mur, I-I'm not sure you're reading the room with all the puzzle talk. 198 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,242 So, the kids live at home a little longer. 199 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,911 What's the big whoop? 200 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,214 Big whoop? You've wanted those kids outta here forever. 201 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,416 I've got a hunch you're up to something. 202 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:57,651 Me? 203 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:58,852 What could I be up to? 204 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:01,889 I don't know, but I'm gonna solve this puzzle, 205 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,492 right after I solve this puzzle. 206 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,727 ADULT ADAM: While Pops was busy putting the pieces together, 207 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,229 there was only one piece of info I needed from Dana. 208 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,932 So, are you single? 209 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,067 Definitely. Yes. 210 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,168 You? 211 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,236 Oh, big time. 212 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,938 Oh, thank God. 213 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:19,740 I was so worried you were gonna be seeing someone. 214 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,174 You were? Yeah, 215 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:22,543 'cause then I wouldn't be able to hang out 216 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:23,744 with my one friend that I had here. 217 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,179 Ohhh. I mean, it's so weird. 218 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:27,414 Everyone looks familiar, 219 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,016 but I don't really know anyone. 220 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,584 Luckily, I have a friend like you. 221 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,185 Yup. I am a friend like me. 222 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,954 Just put it there, pal. 223 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:37,057 Come on. We're closer friends than that. Oh. 224 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,391 I'll see you after school. 225 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,459 (CHUCKLES) 226 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:41,094 (BELL RINGS) 227 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,896 So, when are you gonna lock that down? 228 00:07:42,930 --> 00:07:44,231 You've gotten very aggressive 229 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:45,398 since Carla came into your life. 230 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,567 She likes me sassy, 231 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,435 but this is an incredible opportunity for you. 232 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,537 Don't you like her? 233 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,871 Of course I like her, Dave Kim. 234 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:54,274 But now she's super cool and kind of looks like a flight attendant, 235 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,743 and I'm still me. 236 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,578 Plus, she told me she just wants to be friends. 237 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:59,880 Friends? I saw the way she hugged you! 238 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:02,115 I thought I was watching 9 1/2 Weeks, man. 239 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,484 You've seen the kink noir drama 9 1/2 Weeks? 240 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,754 I'm in a relationship with an adult lady, 241 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,256 and that lady is stealing cable from her neighbor. 242 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:12,292 You know, she did lightly tap my upper back when we hugged. 243 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,894 I know. It was like Body Heat, 244 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,395 which I also watched and enjoyed. 245 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:17,097 Dana coming back is fate telling me 246 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,732 that this year won't be a lonely suck-show. 247 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,333 This is your time, man! 248 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,735 But you gotta get in there quick. 249 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,571 Look, jocks are swooping. 250 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,673 (LAUGHTER) 251 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,008 Oh, no! Those are varsity athletes! 252 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,077 That's the high school equivalent of adult men! 253 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,080 And in the case of Johnny Atkins, an actual adult man! 254 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,447 Yo, Goldnerd, 255 00:08:34,481 --> 00:08:36,650 you know that new old girl, Dana Caldwell? 256 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,351 Rumor has it you have shared history. 257 00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,753 Yeah, but we're just friends. 258 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:40,821 Noice. 259 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:41,922 Not that I need your approval 260 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:43,423 or respect your feelings, 261 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:46,159 but you should know I'm lasering in on her romantically. 262 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:48,962 Me, too, bro. Lasering big time. 263 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:52,099 Dude, if my relationship with Carla has taught me anything, 264 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,734 it's that you've got to be decisive. 265 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,835 So, what do I do? 266 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,503 Ask her to the Aloha Dance. 267 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,171 It's the most important tropical 268 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:00,708 welcome-back-to-school, Hawaiian-themed dance of them all. 269 00:09:00,741 --> 00:09:02,743 As I was wondering if Dave Kim was right, 270 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,579 my mom was determined to fix a terrible wrong. 271 00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:06,680 Hi, Dean Dean. 272 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:07,848 Beverly Goldberg. 273 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,182 (CHUCKLES) Not Dean Dean. 274 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,785 Just a man named Dean who... Happens to be a dean. 275 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:15,388 Dean Dean, these are the housing checks for Barry and Erica Goldberg. 276 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:18,859 Make sure Barry's room is no further than 30 feet from the bathroom. 277 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,327 He's got a bit of a fussy tummy. 278 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:22,362 Well, wait, these were due months ago. 279 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,197 Which is when my conscious mind sent them in. 280 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,699 Your conscious mind? 281 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,369 Oh, it's a teeny possibility that my subconscious mind did not send them in. 282 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,871 So, you didn't send them in? 283 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,706 Or it's also a teeny possibility 284 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,542 that your conscious mind received the checks, 285 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,046 but that your subconscious mind destroyed them. 286 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,580 Why would it do that? I don't know. 287 00:09:40,614 --> 00:09:43,416 Why would a man named Dean seek out a career in deaning? 288 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,584 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 289 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:47,054 We can't control our subconscious minds, Dean Dean. 290 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,089 The point is, I forgive you. 291 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,724 Have a great year. Well, wait. 292 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,326 To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, 293 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,528 uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. 294 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,530 So, there's nothing I can do. 295 00:09:57,564 --> 00:10:00,167 This will be the first of many times you say that to me, 296 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,535 and the first of many times I won't listen. 297 00:10:03,536 --> 00:10:05,505 There may be something I can do. 298 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,510 It's nacho time. 299 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:11,679 Wait, you made food? 300 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,513 For us? What's your game, man? 301 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:16,449 Can't a man make a traditional Mexican snack for his kids? 302 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:18,051 Oh, no! 303 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,187 Those aren't beans! What's in my mouth? 304 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,022 I don't know. I just got a can out of the pantry. 305 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,691 I think those are whole cranberries. 306 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:24,958 Cranberries? 307 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,394 The Mexican people don't work with tart bog fruit! 308 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,461 What did you do? 309 00:10:28,495 --> 00:10:29,963 Just eat around the bog fruit! 310 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,700 Schmoopies, Mama solved your housing crisis. 311 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:33,767 Oh! Thank God. Yes! 312 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,868 How? 313 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,469 Dean Dean found some openings with a few freshman 314 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,471 whose roommates didn't take to them. Yay! 315 00:10:38,505 --> 00:10:40,540 Wait, why didn't their roommates take to them? 316 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:43,376 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, there wasn't one reason. 317 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,378 There were these two dummies, 318 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,047 and this shy fellow, 319 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,615 and this delicate lady, 320 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,718 and whatever's going on here, 321 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,821 and we never got a good look at this guy or gal. 322 00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:54,988 We're screwed, aren't we? 323 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,156 You're screwed. 324 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,591 I have a back-up plan that for sure can't fail. 325 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,728 Gary! Help! 326 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,862 You got to take me back! 327 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,330 I'll do anything. 328 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:05,766 Hyah! Hyah! 329 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,500 Ohh! Hyah! 330 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,669 No! 331 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:14,641 ADULT ADAM: My former flame had returned, so to win her heart, 332 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,777 I turned to the biggest ladies' man I knew. 333 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,411 Pops, Dana Caldwell's back, 334 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,347 and I gotta ask her to the Aloha Dance fast. 335 00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,115 But I feel like I need a game plan. Go. 336 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,817 Kiddo, why the urgency? 337 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,786 'Cause meatheads are swooping! 338 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,320 Eh, let 'em swoop. 339 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,022 Just ask her as a friend, 340 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,191 then slowly over time, you'll get her back. 341 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,626 You know, my gut was telling me to take it slow. 342 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,995 Your gut is an idiot. 343 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,430 Gah! You need to rush things with Dana. 344 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,866 Rush 'em hard. 345 00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:42,435 Barry, don't do the thing where you contradict my sensible advice. 346 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,137 Okay, Pops is out of his mind. 347 00:11:44,171 --> 00:11:45,605 You must go for it now. 348 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:46,807 And here we go. 349 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,508 Dana was your first crush. 350 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,110 Do you know how rare it is 351 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,012 to get a second chance at love? 352 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,113 Pretty rare? 353 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,382 It's literally never happened before. 354 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,684 Please, just listen to your gut. 355 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:00,553 But I can't hear it over Barry's loud, yet compelling advice. 356 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,490 I had a similar experience where it was so perfect with someone, 357 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,657 but I couldn't make it work. 358 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,126 I regret it to this day. 359 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,328 It wasn't your fault. Lainey moved away to do music. 360 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,662 No, not Lainey. 361 00:12:09,696 --> 00:12:11,064 I'm talking about Gary. 362 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,866 How am I losing to this guy? 363 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,335 You need to make a giant romantic gesture 364 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,871 that reminds her of your lame shared history. 365 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:20,507 I will, and your passion makes me certain it'll work. 366 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,741 And I'm certain of it, 367 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:24,011 but it needs to be big and over the top. 368 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,046 I'm gonna go get my girlfriend back! 369 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,882 It's a good thing I was here. 370 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,750 ADULT ADAM: While I was excited to win Dana back, 371 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,921 my mom was trying hard not to lose her children forever. 372 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,556 Okay, I've got some fantastic news. 373 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,225 Flavor Overdrive died and I can stop living 374 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,726 in this well-appointed suburban hellhole? 375 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,094 Even better. 376 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,731 I thought of ways to make this hellhole a lot more tolerable. 377 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,933 (CHUCKLES LIGHTLY) 378 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:48,035 Erica, I read and highlighted 379 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,403 chapter four of your sociology book. 380 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,040 What? I was licking my chops to get to that chapter! 381 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,307 I guess I'll go read chapter five. 382 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:58,211 And, Barry, look at this adorable toga I made for you. 383 00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,412 All right, enough! 384 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,215 You ruined my college dreams just to keep us near you, 385 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,283 but it's not gonna work. 386 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,185 I refuse to be in the same room as you. 387 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,253 (SCOFFS) 388 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,587 Barry, get back here. 389 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,688 Nope! 390 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:09,923 Fine, I'll just go down there. 391 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,524 Oh, then I'll be in here. 392 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,226 Okay, this is ridiculous. 393 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,595 Barry, you cannot avoid me. 394 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,696 ADULT ADAM: But he did. 395 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:19,132 He went to this room, and then that room, 396 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,234 and back to this room, and that room again, 397 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,702 and for some reason, back to this room, 398 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:23,837 and here again. 399 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,339 This went on for 12 minutes until, finally... 400 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,440 I mean it. 401 00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,642 You will never again have the experience 402 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:31,444 of being in the same room as me. 403 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,712 What if we're at a family wedding? 404 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,481 I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room. 405 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:35,582 What about a museum? 406 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:36,984 Unlikely, since I have no interest 407 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,285 in history or art of any kind. 408 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,452 Fallout shelter? 409 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,322 I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion. 410 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,490 What about my funeral? 411 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,125 I will give a dominant eulogy... 412 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,326 Oh, thank God. 413 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,496 ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location. 414 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:52,165 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was ending his relationship with my mom, 415 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:55,002 I had the perfect plan to kick-start mine with Dana 416 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,803 and overwhelm her with our history. 417 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,773 There were rings and songs and, oddly, a baby 418 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:04,077 and battle gear for a warrior fighting to win back his love. 419 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,178 This feels right. 420 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,379 (ROCK TAPS GLASS) 421 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,117 Adam? ADAM: Yep. 422 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,386 And former Genesis front man Peter Gabriel. 423 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,922 Damn it. Batteries. 424 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,890 Okay, imagine In Your Eyes is playing 425 00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:18,158 as I present to you... 426 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,492 Laser tag. 427 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,094 Is that the baby we took care of? 428 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,862 "Hi, Mommy. I wuv you." 429 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:23,964 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 430 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:25,098 Okay, that's weird. 431 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,299 All of this is weird. 432 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,400 Why is it happening? 433 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,736 Eh... You know what? Hang on. I'll be right out. 434 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,071 Oh, no. Stay put. 435 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,007 I come to you via trellis. 436 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,108 ADULT ADAM: This was it. 437 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,844 Just like old times, I'd climb Dana's trellis 438 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,712 for an epic romantic gesture. 439 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,281 It was my second chance at love, 440 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,683 and I was sure it would be twice as magical. 441 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,652 Dana Caldwell, would you... 442 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,819 (WOOD CRACKS) Uh-oh. 443 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,521 Ahh! 444 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,990 Adam! 445 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,292 Unfortunately, I didn't realize I was twice as big. 446 00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,860 DANA: Adam! 447 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,528 Are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. 448 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,497 What's going on? I can fix your trellis. 449 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,132 Full disclosure, I can't. 450 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,068 And what's with all this stuff from our past? 451 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,036 I'm reminding you of our shared history, 452 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:05,238 to grease the wheels for asking you to the Aloha Dance. 453 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:07,574 Are you serious right now? 454 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,741 Huh. 455 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,144 Not the kind of question to fill a guy with confidence. 456 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,247 I guess I thought we could start going out again. 457 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,548 What do you say? 458 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,750 I say no. 459 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,420 See you later, Adam. 460 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,754 Wait, wait, wait. 461 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,391 Tell me what's wrong. Everything, Adam. 462 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,259 I just left my home and my life 463 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,828 and moved back to a place I haven't lived in years. 464 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,399 And the one person I thought was my friend couldn't even be that. 465 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,404 ADULT ADAM: While my second chance at love with Dana came crashing down, 466 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,771 my mom was spinning out. 467 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,374 So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, 468 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,575 and what's worse is, 469 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,944 now he refuses to attend my funeral. 470 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,047 Help me, Dean Dean. 471 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,749 As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, 472 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,918 housing became available for your children. 473 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,053 It did? 474 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,654 Yes, and when I called to tell you, 475 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,089 your husband said "No thanks." 476 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:59,459 Are you (BLEEP) (BLEEP) with me right now? 477 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,760 (DOOR CLOSES) It was you. 478 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,363 You're the one that caused this whole mess. 479 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,431 What? That's right. 480 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,733 Per Dean Dean, housing became available, 481 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,535 which your father refused. 482 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,070 Is that true, Dad? 483 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,538 (QUIETLY) Maybe. 484 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,605 What? 485 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,107 Yes. 486 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,708 Are you saying "yes"? 487 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,077 Maybe. 488 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,878 What? Yes. 489 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,447 He's talking so softly, 490 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,315 it's imperceptible to human ears. 491 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,084 I must know the truth. 492 00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:25,752 Maybe. Damn it, Murray, 493 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:28,921 you obviously can't say the words, so clearly you did it. 494 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,757 (NORMAL VOICE) Fine! I did it, okay? 495 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,026 (GASPS) You monster! Oh, my God! 496 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,894 Well, I hope it was worth it, Murray. 497 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:37,964 You ruined your kids' college years to save a few bucks. 498 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,333 I didn't do it because I was cheap. 499 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,001 Then why? Why would you do this? 500 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,436 (QUIETLY) 'Cause I'm gonna miss 'em. 501 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,571 What? He's doing it again. 502 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,938 I'm gonna miss 'em. 503 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,507 Murray, say the words! 504 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,008 (NORMAL VOICE) I'm gonna miss 'em, okay? 505 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,044 I spent their whole childhood 506 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,980 sitting in that chair watching TV! 507 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,815 And now they're leaving for college 508 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,317 and there's nothing I can do! 509 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,485 It's too late! 510 00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,496 ADULT ADAM: I had made a mess of it with Dana, 511 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:10,997 but I was determined to clean it up. 512 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,303 Ohh, damn it. 513 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,138 Why'd they oil all the doors? 514 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,973 But first, I had to deal with the swooping jocks. 515 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,475 Dana, can I have a word with you? 516 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:23,876 SPINK: Why? 517 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,512 So you can abuse her trust again? 518 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,280 No, JC Spink as Magnum. 519 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,182 She needed a friend more than anything. 520 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,051 Good recap, Walls as TC, Magnum's helicopter pilot. 521 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,053 If I could just... It's called listening. 522 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:37,224 There's a reason God gave us one mouth and two ears. 523 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,026 I get it, Johnny Atkins as the knowy, fussbottom Higgins. 524 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,694 Now, please, can I just talk to her alone? 525 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:43,230 Bro, do you know what it's like 526 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:45,332 to move back to another city? 527 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:47,700 Not knowing if you'll find acceptance or not? 528 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,469 Not to mention her grandmother just passed. 529 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,870 Can you imagine, dude? 530 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,939 My grandma's my North Star. 531 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,574 You were the one she thought she could count on. 532 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,976 Thus her intense disappointment. 533 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,978 Okay, I'm glad she shared so much with everyone. 534 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:01,148 It's fine, you guys. We'll catch up later. 535 00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:03,350 At least we can be attentive to her needs. 536 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:06,753 Wow. 537 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,088 The jocks did a lot of soul searching this summer. 538 00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,291 Yeah. Turns out, they're good friends. 539 00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,059 (CHEAP TRICK'S THE FLAME PLAYS) I-I deserved that. 540 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,662 Well, they're not wrong. I have a lot going on, 541 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:16,829 and the Adam that I used to know 542 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,030 would have understood that. 543 00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:20,367 And I do. Here. 544 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,502 No. 545 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,904 I-It's not what you think. It's a friendship ring. 546 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,274 When I gave it to you the first time, we were friends, 547 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,608 and I know that's what you need now. 548 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:33,546 And if you can forgive me, 549 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,582 I'll be best friend you could ever ask for. 550 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,218 * Over you 551 00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,188 * I can't believe you're gone 552 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,822 Well, then, I guess I should forgive you. 553 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:48,295 * You were the first, you'll be the last 554 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:53,466 * Wherever you go, I'll be with you 555 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,403 I had no idea how you felt about missing the children. 556 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:59,071 (SIGHS) Neither did I. 557 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,973 And then bags started getting packed 558 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,476 and posters came off the walls, 559 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,246 and it became too real. 560 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,814 * To lay your heart and head upon 561 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,749 * Remember, after the fire 562 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:11,017 (SIGHS) 563 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,653 All you've ever wanted was for the kids to go to college. 564 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,821 Yeah. 565 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,823 I put so much focus on them leaving, 566 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,925 I never thought of them not being here. 567 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,393 Oh, Murray. 568 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,929 I just wish I would have spent more time with them. 569 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:26,766 It's not too late. 570 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,171 What's that for? 571 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,441 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did. 572 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,608 Real beans this time. 573 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,176 Thanks, Dad. 574 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,445 I also talked to the school 575 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,746 and got you a room in the dorms. 576 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:40,947 That's amazing! 577 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,782 Wait, what's the roommate situation? 578 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,017 Well, you each have one, 579 00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,486 and I think they're both pretty great. 580 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,022 And I'm really gonna miss them. 581 00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,991 Wait, are we living with each other? 582 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,626 You think you can make it work? 583 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,531 We'll make it work. Totally. 584 00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,133 * I'll be with you * 585 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,969 ADULT ADAM: When it comes to the people you love, 586 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,338 whether they're leaving or coming back into your life, 587 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,607 they'll always have a special place in your heart, 588 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,709 even if it's just as friends. 589 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,545 That's the thing about change. It can be scary, 590 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,347 but it's often the one thing you need 591 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,716 to realize how much you really love someone. 592 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,118 And sure, goodbyes are never easy. 593 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,953 It seems like the more you care, 594 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,722 the harder it is to let go. 595 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,624 But if we make the moments count, 596 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,827 we'll always have something to hold on to. 597 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,028 'Cause in the end, 598 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,298 no matter how much distance there is between you 599 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,232 or how much time you spend apart, 600 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,702 with family, the one thing that never leaves 601 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,670 is the love you share. 602 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:42,342 ADAM: Dad, how do you feel about Eric and Barry 603 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,576 both going away to college? 604 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,244 I'm very happy. Really? 605 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,547 Now if you would only leave, I'd be even happier. 606 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,650 I'm so sad about Eric and Barry leaving. 607 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,552 I can't take it anymore. 608 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,287 Rah! 609 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,827 Erica Goldberg? I was sent by the shogun to take you out. 610 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,094 Fight me! 611 00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:04,597 I'm not Barry. I'm someone else. 612 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,266 Come on! All roommates do this. 613 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,501 You're the weird one. 614 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,869 Hee-yah! 615 00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,071 Ple-e-e-ase? 616 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,573 Ple-e-e-ase? 617 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,274 Okay, I'm only gonna do this once. 618 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,110 Come at me. 619 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,947 Oh! Ow! 620 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,115 You're supposed to warn me! 621 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,551 That's how Houdini died!