1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:04,572 ADULT ADAM: Back in the day, my mom always invaded my personal space. 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:07,575 She was famous for her snuggies, huggies, kissies, 3 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,177 and her signature move, 4 00:00:09,210 --> 00:00:10,811 the nom-nom-nom-nom-nom- nom-nom-nom-nom. 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,781 Good morning! Here's your nom! 6 00:00:13,814 --> 00:00:15,149 Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom! 7 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:16,417 Eh, right! 8 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:19,120 Like the movie Good Morning, Vietnam, except people liked that. 9 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,454 That Mork is so talented. 10 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,790 I wish he'd make a Vietnam Part Two. 11 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,292 Going in for another scoop. (INHALES SHARPLY) 12 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:26,360 Nom-nom-nom-nom- nom-nom-nom-nom! 13 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,828 Enough! This has to stop! 14 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,197 I'm cutting you off cold turkey! 15 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,199 What? At least let me taper off. 16 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,301 (CHUCKLES) This mama's gotta nom-ma. 17 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,635 Nom-nom-nom... I mean it! 18 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,137 This is your last nom. 19 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,505 ADULT ADAM: I had stopped my mom cold, 20 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,373 but when life closes one door, 21 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:41,309 my mom crashes through another. 22 00:00:41,342 --> 00:00:43,043 Oh, look who sent you a brochure. 23 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:44,845 Calgary State Bible College. 24 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,214 Sounds cold and religious. 25 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,981 Oh, you're not going to this garbage school. 26 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:50,451 But remember when you were blabbing about 27 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:53,854 adult-y adventures and viciously cutting me out of your life? 28 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,456 Sounds like for sure you do. 29 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:58,126 Well, this means that your college phase is here, 30 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,694 and you're gonna need your mama to help get you in. 31 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,631 Or I just say yes to these religious Eskimos and we're good to go. 32 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,065 No, silly. 33 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,667 I'm gonna be on you night and day 34 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,370 to make sure you get into the best college there is. 35 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,804 Night? Day? 36 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:12,473 But those are all the times. 37 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:14,642 ADULT ADAM: My mom was determined to use college 38 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:17,145 as a way to get close to me. Way too close. 39 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,213 Quick! What's the square root of 144? 40 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:20,581 Naked body! Scared! 41 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,716 College admissions boards won't be as forgiving as I am, Adam. 42 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,685 Mom, please! This is humiliating! 43 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,588 Humiliating? Try telling your friends your kid got deferred at Tufts. 44 00:01:27,621 --> 00:01:28,722 Gah! 45 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,059 Ta-da! It's your college collage to put above your bed 46 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:35,329 so you can look at it before you go to sleep and dream about college. 47 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:36,530 Yeah, I'll never do that. 48 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:38,932 But is that my head glued onto a dude playing Frisbee? 49 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:41,535 It is. This is the energy I can expect from you 50 00:01:41,569 --> 00:01:42,770 until I actually get into college? 51 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,705 I'm super excited, too! 52 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:48,209 Oh, this is gonna be such a fun journey, study buddy. 53 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,743 Mwah! Mm! 54 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:51,512 I gotta get my mom off my back. 55 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,348 Well, you could help her find a hobby to distract her. Maybe a bowling league? 56 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:56,517 My mom's currently in a legal matter with Jenkintown Lanes, 57 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,618 and that's all I'm allowed to say. 58 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,119 She could try my mom's hobby, 59 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,555 drinking boxed wine while she completely ignores me. 60 00:02:01,589 --> 00:02:03,591 Wow. You're so lucky. Totally. 61 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,393 Look, I'm sure this will blow over soon. 62 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,894 Erica and Barry just moved out. 63 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,629 Your mom just needs time to adjust. 64 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:09,963 Yeah, you're probably right. 65 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:13,301 (TO TUNE OF YMCA) * U-C-L-A 66 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:17,538 * You're going to U-C-L-A 67 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,440 * It's in Hollywood 68 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,409 * You're a big movie geek 69 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:24,144 * And your mama will fly out each week 70 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:26,647 Another brochure came in the mail for you today. 71 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:28,816 From UCLA? That's right, study buddy! 72 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:33,287 * You're going to U-C-L-A * 73 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,988 * I'm twisted up inside 74 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:37,925 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 75 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:42,663 * I don't know the future 76 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:46,166 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 77 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,602 ADULT ADAM: It was October 9th, 1980-something, 78 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,905 and while Erica was focused on doing college right this time, 79 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,641 Geoff wasn't focused on anything at all. 80 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,676 So, I have an hour until my next class, 81 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,611 which I can use to finish my chem lab 82 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,647 and my reading for women's lit. 83 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:00,914 How's your day looking? 84 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,383 Eh, I gotta get this ball in this cup. 85 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,486 Oh. Well, my schedule just opened up. 86 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:06,587 Can I make you another tea? 87 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,522 I think I'm good. Cool, cool. 88 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,824 Well, I'll just sit quietly, and I'm here if you need me. 89 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:13,861 (CLEARS THROAT) 90 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,830 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 91 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,098 (GROANS RASPILY) 92 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,975 You know, I'm just gonna make you a backup tea. 93 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,644 No. Geoff, I think it's great 94 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,313 that you're taking a year off to find yourself, 95 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,681 but I've got work to do. 96 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:34,948 I knew it! I'm bothering you! 97 00:03:34,982 --> 00:03:36,650 No! 98 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,286 But for the love of God, yes! 99 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,820 I really thought all this free time 100 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:43,291 would finally help me relax after a very intense 18 years, 101 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,525 but I've never been more stressed. 102 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,693 I'm growing so much hair! 103 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:46,794 Stress makes you lose hair. 104 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:47,895 Oh, no! Nothing is right! 105 00:03:47,928 --> 00:03:50,498 Don't worry. I know exactly how to fix this. 106 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:51,965 Is this your card? 107 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,734 No. Yes, it is! 108 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:54,868 You liar! 109 00:03:54,902 --> 00:03:56,203 JTP? JTP: JTP. 110 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,405 Geoff's broken. Fix him. 111 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,006 Thanks, hon. Love you. Oh, she's gone. (DOOR CLOSES) 112 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:00,541 Broken, huh? What are we talking about? 113 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,710 Mental? Emotional? Physical? 114 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,645 Pop off your shirt so we can see what we're working with. 115 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,046 No, it's not body-related. 116 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,181 I just need to figure out a way to fill my days 117 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:09,650 and quiet my shrieking mind. 118 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,385 Lucky for you, your lazy girlfriend 119 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,986 dumped you on the right friend group. 120 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:14,154 Now pop off your shirt. 121 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,222 Stop trying to undress me. 122 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,358 I got it. Come work with me at The Gap. 123 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,560 I get 25% off all cargo shorts. 124 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,495 These are the same ones Queen Latifah wears. 125 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,930 Or you could work for my Uncle Ronnie. 126 00:04:22,963 --> 00:04:24,898 Yeah, he puts a box in my trunk, 127 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,600 I drive it across the Canadian border, 128 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:29,537 and then wham, bam, all the Hardee's I can eat. 129 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,505 Yeah, bro. I think you might be a drug mule. 130 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,707 What if I don't want to be Queen Latifah or a criminal? 131 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:37,010 Done! You will start your own insanely lucrative business. 132 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,912 That's better! I use businesses all the time. 133 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,080 GEOFF: I think I'm in real trouble. 134 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,616 Last week, I accidentally went to economics class, 135 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:43,784 and now I know everything 136 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,386 about starting your own business 137 00:04:45,419 --> 00:04:47,721 using the laws of supply and da man. 138 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:48,789 I'm pretty sure it's "demand." 139 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,223 Wrong, Geoffrey. 140 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:52,960 It's when you ask da man what he wants and then you supply it. 141 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:54,562 Dad, what do you want? 142 00:04:54,595 --> 00:04:56,196 To watch Cheers in peace. 143 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:57,264 Dad! 144 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,466 Uh... Sandwich from Lee's. 145 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,767 Boring! 146 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,101 (SCOFFS) We'll ask another da man. 147 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,270 Hang on. T-That's a good idea. 148 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,806 W-Why are pizza places the only ones that deliver? 149 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,809 What if there was a business that would deliver any food to your house? 150 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,210 Like live Maine lobsters? 151 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:12,112 Beef Wellington with a port wine reduction! 152 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:15,549 Or pizza from fancy pizza places that don't deliver. 153 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:16,617 All of it. 154 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,051 You call me, I place the order, 155 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:20,253 pick it up, bring it to you, all for a small fee. 156 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,289 I can get an outside-the-house sandwich 157 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,758 while staying inside the house? Sandwich me. 158 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,093 I have my first customer. 159 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:27,895 W-Wait. I think I just started a business. 160 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,730 You need drivers? I'm looking for a little extra cash. 161 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:31,599 Me too. I-I hate these shorts. 162 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:33,601 And I might be a drug mule, so I am in. 163 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,668 I have employees! 164 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:38,138 And a president/ CEO/visionary. 165 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:41,008 Salary TBD, but likely TB a lot. 166 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,643 First thought, we need a name. 167 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,478 How 'bout "Food in a Geoffy"? 168 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:45,946 Not poppin'. 169 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,482 How about "Barry Up and Get Your Food in a Geoffy: A Big Tasty Biz"? 170 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,583 It's definitely longer. 171 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,184 Agreed. I'll order T-shirts. 172 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,853 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was finding his calling, 173 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,823 I was finding myself totally lost in history class. 174 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,425 Here are your assignments for your papers. 175 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:58,826 Dave Kim... Harriet Tubman. 176 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,461 Sweet! H-Tub. 177 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:03,431 Nothing's gonna be underground about her when I'm done with my paper. 178 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,998 I weep for our future. 179 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,634 New girl... Susan B. Anthony. 180 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,001 Well, I be excited. 181 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,102 Nice. 182 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:11,171 Adam Goldberg... Sandra Day O'Connor. 183 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,372 Oh, no, thank you. 184 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,007 "No, thank you"? 185 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,976 This should be enraging. 186 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,244 Say your dumb words. 187 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,713 As you know, Mr. Coleman agreed that I'm a visual learner 188 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,214 and always let me make a video. 189 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,816 As you know, Mr. Coleman was fired 190 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,518 for tying a quarter to a string 191 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,620 and stealing Rolos from the vending machines. 192 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,389 Paper it is. I believe you said it would be on George Lucas? 193 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,892 1,000 words on Sandra Day O'Connor. 194 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:35,062 How about Sarah Connor, the character from Terminator? 195 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,530 Which is directed by James Cameron, 196 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:37,965 which is who my paper will be on. 197 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,833 Sandra...Day...O'Connor! 198 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,369 You know what? Everybody just sit quietly while I snap chalk! 199 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,537 You're boned, bro. 200 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,205 You haven't written a paper in three years. 201 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,374 Maybe I still don't have to. 202 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,009 There's my special lady. 203 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,077 Wait, what? 204 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,579 I was thinking about us being study buddies. 205 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:52,680 Let's do that. 206 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,014 Are you toying with my heart right now? 207 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,315 Because it will literally explode! 208 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:56,584 No toying. 209 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:59,820 Just a boy looking to do some scholastic bonding with his mama. 210 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:01,689 Where should we start? Oh, I know! 211 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:04,558 I have to write a paper on one Sandra Day O'Connor. 212 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,093 And you immediately thought of me? 213 00:07:06,126 --> 00:07:08,328 Well, you were almost a cookbook author, 214 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:09,830 and you almost coulda been a lawyer. 215 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,699 I was almost both of those things. 216 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:12,933 So, let's get on it, girl! 217 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,535 We'll make a whole Sandra Day of it. 218 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:17,605 Yay! My sweet little baby has re-latched to my bosom. 219 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:18,872 You have a way with words. 220 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,508 So let's start writing that paper 221 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:21,909 without those ones specifically. 222 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:23,210 I'll bring the typewriter, 223 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:25,713 you bring the dimples, study buddy. 224 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,214 (CHUCKLES) Study buddies! 225 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:28,448 I know what you're doing, kiddo. 226 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:29,917 I'm not doing anything. 227 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:33,386 You're conning your mother into writing a paper for you. 228 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,055 Oh. Yeah, I'm doing that. 229 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:36,123 But it's fine. 230 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,725 She wants to spend time with her son, 231 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,960 and I want not to write a paper. It's win-win. 232 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:42,195 The honorable Sandra Day O'Connor 233 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,965 would be appalled that you would even consider this. 234 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,366 You seem to know a lot about her. 235 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,401 Why don't you stick around and help your daughter write her paper? 236 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,370 Eh, you're all ferkokte. 237 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:52,072 I deserve a pickle. 238 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,775 Hey, Schmooey, you're just my type. 239 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,376 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 240 00:07:56,409 --> 00:07:58,045 Typewriter humor. 241 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,813 Just save that gold for the page. 242 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:00,948 So, where do we start? 243 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:03,283 Here's everything I know so far... She's a lady. 244 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,285 Well, I know a ton. (CHUCKLES) 245 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:06,754 For her confirmation hearing, 246 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,089 she wore the most hideous purple coat. 247 00:08:09,122 --> 00:08:10,824 You're an expert. Let me get out of your way. 248 00:08:10,858 --> 00:08:13,827 (SIGHS) I wish this essay was a million words. 249 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:16,630 Should we do that? Just write a million words? 250 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,732 Definitely. But no. 251 00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:20,801 ADULT ADAM: With that, my mom got cracking. 252 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,302 Sure, it wasn't a million words, 253 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:26,073 but it was an endless amount of detail on Sandra Day O'Connor. 254 00:08:26,106 --> 00:08:28,909 All I had to do was sit back and enjoy the ride. 255 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,611 Yes! Writing is easy! 256 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,512 While I was outsourcing my paper, 257 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:35,683 Geoff's new business was already a source of great stress. 258 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,417 Food in a Geoffy. Please hold. (TELEPHONE RINGS) 259 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:39,753 Food in a Geoffy. Please hold. (TELEPHONE RINGS) 260 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:41,655 Food in a Geoffy. How may I help you? 261 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,857 What do you mean you only got three loose fries with your order? 262 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:45,859 That's on me. I'm a snacker when I drive. 263 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,662 Me too. But who's gonna actually check the exact length of a footlong? 264 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:49,963 Guys, stop eating the food! 265 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,464 Does that apply to beverages? 266 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:53,601 'Cause there used to be two shakes, and now there are none. 267 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:55,636 Damn it, JTP. Just go! Deliver! 268 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,937 JTP! JTP. 269 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,471 Big news, Geoffrey. 270 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:02,542 I'm using company funds to buy an expensive putter for my putting green. 271 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,177 This one keeps missing the hole. 272 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,046 Barry, do you really need all that stuff? 273 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:09,316 You need to spend money to make money. 274 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:12,019 Sometimes I question your commitment to my business. 275 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,687 It's my business! What business? 276 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,822 Great news, Erica. 277 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:15,989 I found a better way to relax 278 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:17,224 than hanging around your dorm room. 279 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,526 I started a relentless, high-octane food-delivery company. 280 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,028 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 281 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,262 Food in a Geoffy! Please hold! 282 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:23,396 Wait, what is it? 283 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:24,632 Well, it's extremely simple, really. 284 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:25,699 ADULT ADAM: Except it wasn't. 285 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:26,800 Say you want a burger. (PAGER BEEPS) 286 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:27,968 GEOFF: You just page my beeper, 287 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,369 I get the page and then call you back wherever I am. 288 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,204 You place your order with me, and then I call the restaurant 289 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,372 and place that order with them. 290 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,708 Then, I or one of my many unreliable drivers 291 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:37,210 get your order, and we drive it to you for a small delivery fee. 292 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,546 (PAGER BEEPING) Then it starts all over again and again and again. 293 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:40,648 I haven't slept in two days. 294 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,850 $2 for all that work? Pretty cool, huh? 295 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,184 Geoff, are you sure this is worth... (TELEPHONE RINGS) 296 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:46,053 Damn it. Food in a Geoffy. 297 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,621 MURRAY: Hello? Mr. Goldberg? 298 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:51,925 Yeah, I'll have a Shasta, light ice, from the kitchen, a chili dog from the Wawa, 299 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:53,526 and take Lucky for a tinkle. 300 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,728 We don't provide dog care. 301 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:56,830 The customer is always right. 302 00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:58,732 On it. (SIGHS) 303 00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,869 I'm so happy your gentle annoyance with me pushed me into this. 304 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,337 ADULT ADAM: While Food in a Geoffy took over Geoffy's life, 305 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,574 my mom-written paper would surely save mine. 306 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:08,676 Meh! 307 00:10:08,709 --> 00:10:10,410 A C? What the hell, man? 308 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,046 Yeah, just like your haircut, super mediocre. 309 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,181 But this makes no sense. 310 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,716 Believe me, that C on your paper 311 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,350 is the only thing that was accurate. 312 00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:19,119 You referred to Justice O'Connor 313 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,155 as Sandy, Sally, Shawna, Shonda, 314 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:23,556 and one time, Tiffany! 315 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:25,058 Wow. Yeah. 316 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,928 Seems like the most cursory once-over would've caught that. 317 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,498 Aloha, my little academia nut. 318 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,400 Hi, Mom. Quick question... 319 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:34,868 Are you a damn fool? 320 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,137 A C? Yeah, for "crap." 321 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,072 If I wanted a C, I would have written it myself. 322 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,373 This is not okay! 323 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:41,809 Neither is your spelling or grammar 324 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:43,076 or rambling sentences. 325 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,913 And who the hell is Tiffany Night O'Brien? 326 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,380 Oh, they knew who I meant. 327 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,615 I don't know who you meant, 328 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:49,817 and I was sitting right there. 329 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,318 Well, I'm gonna fix this. 330 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,220 Your college future is at stake. 331 00:10:53,253 --> 00:10:55,088 First thing tomorrow, I'm marching down 332 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,556 to have a talk with Mr. Woodburn. 333 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,125 Oh, please don't do that. 334 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,292 It's done. 335 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,795 Study buddies take care of each other. 336 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:02,930 Study buddies! 337 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,431 (WHIMPERING) Study buddies. 338 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:07,400 I guess we're both pretty deep into a pickle. 339 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,775 ADULT ADAM: Erica was worried that Food in a Geoffy 340 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,476 was leading Geoff to a nervous breakdown, 341 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,746 so she was going to help him relax with a movie. 342 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,513 See? Isn't this nice? 343 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:23,283 Just you and me and the stress-free corpse comedy 344 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,517 of Weekend at Bernie's. 345 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,186 Babe, I appreciate it, but I'm fine. 346 00:11:26,219 --> 00:11:27,788 Honest. 347 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,922 Oh, no! Who is this for? 348 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,523 I never got the order, and now it's gonna be late! 349 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:32,025 Geoff, the popcorn is for you. 350 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:34,594 Oh, right. I forgot sometimes I eat food, too. 351 00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:37,030 Geoff! Geoff! Geoff? 352 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,032 Sorry. You have the same fat head as Geoff. 353 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,902 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm looking for a man named Geoff! 354 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,003 Barry, be quiet! 355 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,704 There you are! Why are you here? 356 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,273 And why are you wearing a suit? 357 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,707 In no particular order... 358 00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,944 I'm a high-powered CEO, and the worst has happened. 359 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,980 Customer Murray Goldberg got the wrong order. 360 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,015 He's freaking out and wants you to fix it. 361 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,316 Oh, no. Oh, yes! 362 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,385 I even considered handling it myself, 363 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,120 but I came here 'cause it was easier. 364 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,254 Well, tough luck. 365 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,857 We're on a date, so let the other JTP dopes do it. 366 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:06,559 I'm sorry, Erica. I have to fix this. 367 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,228 (CHUCKLES) 368 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,297 People think he's alive, but he's dead. 369 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,799 (CHUCKLES) 370 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:14,201 ADULT ADAM: As Geoff abandoned Erica to put out a fire, 371 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,136 my mom was at school starting one. 372 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,738 Thank you for meeting with us. I'll make this quick. 373 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,640 Are you a stupid (BLEEP) idiot? 374 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,708 Mom! 375 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:22,910 Whoa! Coming in hot. 376 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,145 I think what my mom is trying to say 377 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,081 is maybe my paper deserves a slightly higher grade. 378 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,516 No "maybe" about it! 379 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,684 Mrs. Goldberg, this paper is filled 380 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,453 with typos and run-on sentences. 381 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,756 So? It's also light and fun, like a summer beach read. 382 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,491 Oh, I laughed a lot. 383 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,828 Mostly at how your son and his childlike mind 384 00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,429 are going to exist in society. 385 00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,531 Well, I, for one, appreciate that concern. 386 00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,033 Thank you for your time. 387 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,267 Not to mention, Mrs. Goldberg, 388 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:50,670 it is riddled with historical inaccuracies. 389 00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:53,606 Well, I'm sorry I didn't have time to go to the library 390 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,043 and wrestle a vagrant for the microfiche. 391 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:58,078 Why would you go to the library? 392 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,281 Because I am helping Adam... A little. 393 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,283 Full disclosure, we're study buddies. 394 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,853 It's mostly just snacks and moral support. 395 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,087 It's clear what's happening here, 396 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,922 so I am gonna change this grade. 397 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,324 Finally. An A-minus and we're out of here. 398 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,393 It's an F for cheating. 399 00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:18,398 Well, I give you an F for "failure as an educator," 400 00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,300 and I am taking this to Principal Ball. 401 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,069 Don't worry, Adam. Mama's got this. 402 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,170 ADULT ADAM: But she didn't. 403 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,938 Adam's suspended for two weeks. 404 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,106 Balls! 405 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,875 This is a terrifyingly bad paper, 406 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,576 especially from an adult. 407 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,278 Unacceptable, Earl. 408 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,146 Don't take it out on Adam just 'cause you need 409 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,449 to stand by your motley crew of burnouts and sad sacks! 410 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,651 Oh, no. You called me what I am. 411 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,253 Principal Ball, please! 412 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,489 Two weeks at home? Just the two of us? 413 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,457 The time does not fit the crime! 414 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,493 I suppose there is another option. 415 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,929 The understanding that I've clearly learned my lesson? 416 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,097 The shunning bench. 417 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,631 (BELL TOLLS) 418 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,001 The bench where kids wait to see the school nurse for their lice check? 419 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,502 (BELL TOLLS) 420 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,004 Yes, but we spray it. 421 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:00,407 And it's also part of a hallowed Quaker tradition. 422 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,841 The guilty student sits there 423 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,612 while his classmates scorn him as they casually stroll by. 424 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,947 (CHUCKLES) It's a hoot. 425 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,149 Sold! Gimme the old-timey benchy thing. 426 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,518 Never! We accept the full suspension. 427 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:14,454 Why? There's a perfectly viable shaming option available. 428 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,923 (BELL TOLLS) 429 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,458 I'd rather have Adam sitting at home, learning from me 430 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,860 than from your lazy, fresh-mouthed teachers. 431 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:21,995 Come on, study buddy. 432 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,696 Okey-dokey. That works, too. 433 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,632 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was shunning the bench, 434 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,634 Geoff was facing an angry customer. 435 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,336 I ordered a cheesesteak. 436 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,071 What's this green thing with the red things in it? 437 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,973 You mean a salad? How am I supposed to know? 438 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,374 I'm so sorry. I-I'll fix it. 439 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,009 Don't put up with his nonsense. 440 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,110 He's a platinum member. 441 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,079 Not for long, unless I get a new cheesesteak. 442 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,313 But Lee's is closed. 443 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,649 Well, you better find out who took mine, Barnaby Jones. 444 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,717 I mean, I guess there's only a few houses it could have gone to. 445 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,653 You're driving. Wait, you're going, too? 446 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,787 I want to see for myself 447 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:49,990 what kind of person takes another man's sandwich. 448 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,858 ADULT ADAM: And so the great cheesesteak search began. 449 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,993 (DOORBELL RINGS) 450 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,094 Hello, sir. Hello, ma'am. 451 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,129 Hello, sir. I run a food-delivery service. 452 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,464 Put me down for a beer, please. 453 00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,366 We're actually looking for a missing order. 454 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,001 But you do deliver beer, right? 455 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,803 I just wanted to confirm that your order was up to our standards. 456 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:06,373 Sure. But my standards are very low. 457 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,175 One time, I ordered a pizza. 458 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,877 Honest to God, it had three screws on it. 459 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,045 I ate it anyway. 460 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,081 With the screws? No, dumbass! 461 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,715 We're looking for a lost cheesesteak. 462 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,084 Hey, here's a fun fact... 463 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,751 The, uh, Philly-style steak sandwich 464 00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,587 was invented in the 1930s, 465 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,090 but cheese was not added until the '40s. 466 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,591 Just tell me where my sandwich is. 467 00:15:24,624 --> 00:15:26,059 Let me take a look. 468 00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,196 Mm. 469 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,231 Definitely not in the bottom of this can. 470 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,400 You know, the French have their own version of hide-and-seek. 471 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,534 It's called "Sardines." 472 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:37,204 A little fun twist, though, there's only one hider. 473 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,838 (CHUCKLING) Everybody else seeks. 474 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,707 He's a bit off. I'm out of here. 475 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:42,609 Is he with you? I don't see it. 476 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,511 That's it. I'm getting a bat. 477 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,578 What? No! 478 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,280 Hi, ma'am. 479 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,915 You didn't get a cheesesteak by accident, did you? 480 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,017 In fact, I did. 481 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,084 Could I possibly get that back? 482 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,585 Mm, that's gonna be kinda tough. 483 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,720 I already ate the hell out of it. 484 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,389 She reeks of cheesy, beefy goodness! 485 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,724 What are you doing? 486 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,926 You monster! (MUFFLED) Whatever! 487 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,229 ADULT ADAM: As Geoff's business took him all over town, 488 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,564 I was at home, and class was in session. 489 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,199 Ring-a-ding-ding. 490 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,601 It's time for the Beverly Goldberg School of Learnin'. 491 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,370 From the same people who brought me a C? 492 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,473 Woodburn had it out for us, but I think we both know 493 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,908 if I hadn't been someone who could've been a lawyer, 494 00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,611 I could've been someone who might've been a teacher. 495 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,280 Wow. Wow, indeed. 496 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,448 Check out our curriculum. 497 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,816 ADAM: A book of limericks, The Baseball Encyclopedia, 498 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,285 The Guinness Book of World Records... 499 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,553 Superfudge? 500 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,255 These are all our books. 501 00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:29,956 We're gonna learn everything. 502 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,824 Here's our syllabus for today. 503 00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,261 Math, English, home ec... 504 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,096 That's us making a pie... 505 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,298 Lunch... That's us eating a pie. 506 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,333 There's an hour-long snuggle break? 507 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:41,901 I know it doesn't seem like enough time, 508 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,237 but it could also be one of your electives. 509 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,338 This was a big mistake. 510 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,774 I shouldn't have pretended to want your help. 511 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,143 Pretended? I-I thought we were stud buds. 512 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,311 We were never stud buds! 513 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,480 And, oh, my God, don't call it that! 514 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,814 So we're not stud buds? 515 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,617 Stop that! And no! 516 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,952 Gosh, I just wanted you to write my paper for me, 517 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,554 but you couldn't even do that. 518 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,756 And now I gotta spend even more time with you, 519 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,193 which is the thing I didn't want in the first place. 520 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:10,730 Well, forgive me for wanting to be part of your life. 521 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,066 Message received. 522 00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,740 ADULT ADAM: After facing my mom's constant attention, 523 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,509 even the shunning bench was better than being at home. 524 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,977 Okay, people, don't be shy. 525 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:28,381 It's a hallowed Quaker tradition to rip Mr. Goldberg a new one. 526 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,583 You're a fart! (CHUCKLES) Nailed it. 527 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:31,984 Thank you, noble ancestors. 528 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,154 You're too dumb to get a smart person to write your paper, 529 00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,888 and I predict early baldness for you. 530 00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,157 Gah! 531 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,493 Thank you, Mr. Woodburn. You honor our heritage. 532 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,196 Would anyone else like to throw a verbal haymaker? 533 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,397 I'd like a turn. 534 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,799 You can't be here. She can't be here. 535 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,001 I read nothing in the original parchment about this. 536 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,270 Have at it. 537 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:52,272 Adam F. Goldberg, you are a jerk 538 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,207 for pretending to want to spend time with me 539 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,842 just so I'd write a paper for you. 540 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,410 Weak! Get him where it hurts! 541 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,913 His hair, his body, his stupid glasses! 542 00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,350 If he's not crying, you're doing it wrong. 543 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,084 I was just looking for anywhere else 544 00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,686 to direct your crazy energy! 545 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,189 Oh, no! Your hot mom loves you too much. 546 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,424 You're a turd farmer, Goldberg. I shun thee! 547 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,360 I mean, everywhere I go, there you are. 548 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,428 She came into my shower with math facts. 549 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,330 (STUDENTS GROAN, MURMUR) BOY: Nice. 550 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,531 Yikes! 551 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,733 Okay, that was me pretending to have heard the bell. 552 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,603 People, get back to your classes. 553 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:26,773 This questionable punishment will resume after lunch. 554 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,075 Okay, I went too far, maybe. 555 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,443 (SCOFFS) Maybe? 556 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,778 Fine. 557 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,713 I helped you cheat, and that was wrong, 558 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,683 but do you know how hard this is for me? 559 00:18:36,716 --> 00:18:39,552 Barry and Erica are gone, and all you do is push me away. 560 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:42,589 Because you're all over me. You smother me with your noms. 561 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:45,458 I know, but you're my last baby. 562 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,694 I don't know what I'm gonna do when you leave, too. 563 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,729 Then why push me towards college? 564 00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,765 It was all I had. 565 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,367 You're so busy being a young adult, 566 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:56,102 I didn't know how else to connect. 567 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,136 I'm sorry. 568 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,905 Me too. 569 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,140 It was wrong of me to take advantage of your feelings. 570 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,445 But you do know we still have time before college? 571 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,848 So, does that mean we can still be study buddies 572 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,850 if I promise not to overdo it? 573 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,120 We both know that's a promise you can't keep. 574 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:17,290 But I will need to take some study breaks from time to time. 575 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:20,827 And when you do, I'll be there. 576 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:23,430 (THE ENGLISH BEAT'S SAVE IT FOR LATER PLAYS) 577 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,765 Is hugging allowed on the shunning bench? 578 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,400 * Sooner or later 579 00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,469 * Your legs give way, you hit the ground 580 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,304 * Save it for later 581 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,572 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 582 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:33,973 Food in a Geoffy. 583 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:35,908 What the hell? 584 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,744 I'm shutting this whole operation down. 585 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:38,845 Barry, you're fired. 586 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:39,979 Fine! 587 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,181 I'm taking my Zen garden as severance. 588 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,316 Erica, what are you doing? 589 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:45,452 What I should have done days ago. 590 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,787 Geoff, you've always taken care of me, 591 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,423 especially last year, when I was finding myself. 592 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,892 But now it's time for me to take care of you. 593 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:54,494 Unless you like this terrible business. 594 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,828 I hate it so much! 595 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,129 I've gotten three speeding tickets, 596 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,298 Barry's spent all my money, 597 00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,666 all the neighborhood dads are weirdos, 598 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,634 and my car permanently smells like moo shu pork. 599 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,169 Then why'd you keep doing it? 600 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,037 Because I thought it was better than doing nothing. 601 00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,473 I need purpose in my life. 602 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,308 And we'll find it... Together. 603 00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:10,209 But I was driving you crazy. 604 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,111 You know what's driving me even crazier? 605 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,546 Seeing you like this. 606 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:16,416 You need to take your time and figure out what makes you happy. 607 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,286 Right now, that's you. 608 00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,120 * Sooner or later, your legs give way... 609 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,689 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes it takes messing up 610 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:26,058 to realize just what your life is missing, 611 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,194 especially when the fear of missing someone 612 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,196 is what drives you in the first place. 613 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:34,801 In the end, when the people you love have your back, 614 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,469 you can do anything. 615 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:38,338 Or just nothing at all. 616 00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:39,839 * You run away, run away * 617 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,743 Ha! This is my favorite. 618 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,011 All right, come here. 619 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,013 We're being video-camera'd right now. 620 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,080 Yeah. 621 00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:49,749 (BELL DINGS) 622 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,853 I wanted to invite you here to apologize 623 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,022 for Murray's cheesesteak witch hunt. 624 00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:57,189 Your cooking must be slipping 625 00:20:57,223 --> 00:20:58,591 if Murray's been ordering out so much. 626 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:00,192 Yeah, I'll say. 627 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,761 Your husband's at the drive-thru so often, 628 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,229 they gave him his own lane. 629 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,732 I like you. We should power-walk. 630 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,866 DIGBY: Fun fact about walking... 631 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,602 The animal with the fastest recorded walk, 632 00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,404 African bush elephant. 633 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,540 I thought it was the last woman you tried to talk to. 634 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:14,607 Oh, no. She ran. 635 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,676 You guys have some fun banter going on. 636 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:19,211 Yeah. It's been a while since we were all together. 637 00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,580 Afternoon, everybody. 638 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,014 ALL: Ned! 639 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:23,115 Beer me, please. 640 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:24,951 Oh, I'm sorry. We just ran out. 641 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,419 I'll be at the bar down the street. 642 00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:28,455 Me too. Ooh, yeah. I'm coming. 643 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,556 They seem fun.