1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,103 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,272 there wasn't a Hollywood awards show every week. 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:07,275 There was just one. I loved it. The Oscars. 4 00:00:07,308 --> 00:00:08,942 Atta boy, Rain Man! 5 00:00:08,976 --> 00:00:11,445 Eighty-two toothpicks and one shiny statuette! 6 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:12,680 Yes, Meryl. 7 00:00:12,713 --> 00:00:14,448 Sophie might've had a tough choice, 8 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:15,849 but the Academy sure didn't. 9 00:00:15,883 --> 00:00:17,218 Robert De Niro! 10 00:00:17,251 --> 00:00:19,120 More like Robert my hero. 11 00:00:19,153 --> 00:00:20,954 I agree. You rocked me, Amadeus. 12 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:23,524 Who the hell are you talking to? 13 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,627 ADULT ADAM: But as an aspiring filmmaker and son of Beverly Goldberg, 14 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,963 there was another, lesser-known awards show I was forced to endure. 15 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,166 And now, the mom-ent we've all been waiting for, 16 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,768 the Acade-mom Award for Best Picture. 17 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:36,170 I thought last year was the end of this, 18 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,072 when I got my Lifetime Achieve-mom Award. 19 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,541 Your whining is why the ceremony always runs over. 20 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:41,642 (CLEARS THROAT) 21 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,344 And the Mom-inees are... 22 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,680 Inspector Fudge, a parody, directed by Adam Goldberg. 23 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,383 We all knew he was gonna find the fudge. 24 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,684 It's in his name! 25 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:52,186 The Partially Dressed Gun, 26 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,722 a parody of the parody The Naked Gun, 27 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,490 directed by Adam F. Goldberg. 28 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:57,725 I didn't care for that one. 29 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,027 'Cause you never saw the source material! 30 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,962 Adam and Chad Throw Pies at the Garage, 31 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,864 directed by Adam F. Goldberg. 32 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,033 That one, at least I understood. 33 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,668 And the Mommy goes to... 34 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,270 I'm nervous for you, kid. 35 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:11,205 Adam and Chad Throw Pies at the Garage, 36 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,973 directed by Adam F. Goldberg! 37 00:01:13,006 --> 00:01:14,108 (LAUGHS) 38 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:15,909 Get on up here, Adam! It's a sweep! 39 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:17,010 Ah, fine. 40 00:01:17,044 --> 00:01:19,847 Thank you for recognizing a video I made 41 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,849 to kill three hours over Labor Day weekend. 42 00:01:21,882 --> 00:01:23,384 Is there anyone you'd like to thank? 43 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,052 Uh... Thank you to Mrs. Kremp 44 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,820 for letting us throw pies at her garage. 45 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,289 And? Thank you to my father 46 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,090 for buying me blank tapes to film on. 47 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,193 And? Anyone who inspired you? 48 00:01:32,226 --> 00:01:34,195 All the other filmmakers who came before me. 49 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:36,096 (CHUCKLES) Surely, there is someone 50 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,931 who always believed in you and gave you life. 51 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:40,067 Just say the words, Adam. 52 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,169 Fine. 53 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,603 I'd also like to thank my mother. 54 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,705 Oh! W-What? Oh, my God! 55 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,006 That's my son! 56 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,575 I made him, so I deserve this. 57 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,877 Um, my heart is racing right now. 58 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,879 I promised I wouldn't cry, but, uh... 59 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:54,615 You like me! You really like me! 60 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,484 * I'm twisted up inside 61 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:59,753 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 62 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,957 * I don't know the future 63 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:07,595 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 64 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,397 ADULT ADAM: It was January 29th, 1980-something. 65 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:12,132 Barry and his friends were in their first adult apartment. 66 00:02:12,166 --> 00:02:14,868 Unfortunately, they weren't adult enough to pay their bills. 67 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:16,970 JTP. ALL: JTP. 68 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,806 Guys, I am so cold. 69 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:20,774 I don't think I can make it another night here. 70 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:21,975 Also, have you guys noticed 71 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,577 there's no water coming out of the faucet? 72 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:24,712 Hilarious. 73 00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,747 We're lovable screw-ups you can't help rooting for. 74 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,316 Eh, I don't think anyone would root for us 75 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,750 if they saw our bathroom. 76 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,084 It is rough sledding in there. 77 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:32,353 I don't go in there anymore. 78 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:34,588 I signed up for a water aerobics class at the Y 79 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,123 so I can get my body in water once a week. 80 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,225 Smart. 81 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:39,660 And I use the Wawa bathroom down the street. 82 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,162 I don't want to be this guy, but I'm worried about us. 83 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,832 Silence, un-silent Matt Bradley! 84 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,435 I have an idea for how to solve all our problems. 85 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:49,903 Why am I looking at toweled morons? 86 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,105 Because our water's out, so I told everyone 87 00:02:52,139 --> 00:02:54,174 they could use our free-flowing suburban water. 88 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,444 Well, here's the deal... Get out! 89 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,978 (GROANS) 90 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,247 I knew this would happen. 91 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,181 And yet you made us bike across town in the snow 92 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:02,483 in only robes and towels? 93 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,951 To our frozen bikes. 94 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,719 I have another surefire iffy idea. 95 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:09,357 Guess who's auditing Art History. It's me. 96 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,825 Good for you, babe. I didn't know you liked art history. 97 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,961 Me neither, but I was aimlessly wandering the campus, 98 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,563 as I like to do on Mondays and Fridays 99 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:16,930 and the other three weekdays, 100 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,332 and I passed this lecture hall... 101 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:19,400 And you got drawn in? 102 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,701 You're ahead of the story, but yes. 103 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:21,935 Now the story's caught up to you. 104 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,203 Well, I'm very happy for you. 105 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,473 What the hell, JTP? 106 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,541 You're supposed to knock so we can not answer. 107 00:03:27,575 --> 00:03:28,642 We need your shower. 108 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:29,710 And your soap. 109 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,911 And your strawberry-scented conditioner. 110 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:32,513 And a lift home. I cannot ride that ice bike anymore. 111 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,047 No, no, and no, dorks. 112 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:35,416 Why don't you guys shower at your place? 113 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:38,218 Because, Obvious Geoffrey, the city stopped sending us water. 114 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,120 Did you try calling so they'll resume service? 115 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:42,423 No, but in fairness, there was no way to know 116 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,358 my more impractical ideas wouldn't work. 117 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:46,527 Geoff, we need your sick managerial skills. 118 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:47,595 Well, too bad, dips. 119 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:50,230 My worldly fella is too busy auditing Art History. 120 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:51,765 Auditing? Like, not for credit? 121 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:52,900 Then why do it? 122 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,568 Because it's totally inspiring 123 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,437 to expand my horizons through the pursuit of knowledge. 124 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,171 Since he can't come up with a reason, 125 00:03:58,205 --> 00:03:59,407 Geoff's gonna focus on something 126 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,674 that actually does matter... 127 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,710 Our deeply concerning living situation. 128 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,378 Like Geoff's actually gonna... 129 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:05,579 What the hell, dude? 130 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:06,747 I have time to help a little. 131 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,881 Smart choice, Geoff. 132 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:09,750 Now grab some rubber gloves, knee pads, 133 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:12,085 sneakers you don't care about, and a plunger. 134 00:04:12,119 --> 00:04:14,087 First task is more toilet-related than not. 135 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,724 ADULT ADAM: While the JTP was finally getting some help, 136 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:19,727 the AV Club was about to get some very exciting news. 137 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,094 Listen up, AV scrubs. 138 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:23,364 Every club has to have a faculty advisor. 139 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:26,800 Due to me losing 12 consecutive rounds of rock-paper-scissors, 140 00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:27,935 I'm yours. 141 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:31,204 Anyway, as I tend to see things through a sports lens, 142 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:32,740 I've decided that we're gonna have 143 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:34,542 a school-wide movie championship. 144 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,176 You mean like a film festival? 145 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:37,911 I've been begging for one for years. 146 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,447 Count Johnny Atkins in. 147 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,714 Johnny Atkins? 148 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,182 Since when are you in the AV Club? 149 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,251 Since they found asbestos in the detention room. 150 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,819 Heh! (COUGHS) 151 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,087 Question, Coach Advisor. 152 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,922 Is there a format restriction? 153 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,824 8 millimeter? 16 millimeter? 154 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:52,259 Super 8? Super 16? 155 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,794 Super annoying question! 156 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:55,095 Make a movie! 157 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,197 Dealer's choice on the format. Nice. 158 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,401 Just know I like movies about sports, war, 159 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:02,370 and lost dogs finding their way home. 160 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,737 Looks like Banjo's Christmas Journey 161 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:05,072 just got greenlit. 162 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,207 What can we expect from our big-time director over here? 163 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,677 My development slate for next year is pretty full, 164 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,845 but I can fast-track a festival darling. 165 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,113 He's totally insufferable. 166 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:14,415 That's how you know he's the best. 167 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,384 Although, I might take a quick do-si-do 168 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,751 outside my comfort zone. 169 00:05:17,785 --> 00:05:20,253 I'll be working in the new Super VHS. 170 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:21,655 But you'll need to buy a new camera. 171 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:23,090 Silly Emmy. 172 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,858 I'm what you call completely spoiled. 173 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:26,394 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom was always there 174 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,861 when I needed or wanted something, 175 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,797 and fortunately, we had a shorthand. 176 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,331 Hey, Mama... From your tone, 177 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:34,101 I can tell you're gonna need more fancy and expensive camera equipment. 178 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,704 From your tone, I'm getting that you'll happily pay for it. 179 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,706 See, there's... A film festival at school? 180 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,508 How exciting! And I know... 181 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,876 Deep in your heart that I'm gonna win because I'm, by far... 182 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,446 The most talented boy in the world? Yes! 183 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,314 Here. I'll give you a... Blank check so I can... 184 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,716 Go to the camera store and get... 185 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,584 Whatever I need, no questions asked, because you... 186 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:51,885 Love and believe in you like... 187 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,254 No mom has ever loved and believed in her son. 188 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,322 Thanks... Mama. You're... 189 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,591 Welcome, my sweet forever-baby. 190 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:00,694 Dude, a real relationship's gonna be very hard for you one day. 191 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:02,696 Oh, he already has a real relationship. 192 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,064 With me. (CHUCKLES) 193 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,667 We had a ceremony and everything when he was four. 194 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,736 Take this to the camera store and spend hard. 195 00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,671 ADULT ADAM: While I was on my way to get some new equipment, 196 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:13,607 the JTP had found someone equipped to help. 197 00:06:13,641 --> 00:06:15,543 Okay, so, I spent the morning making some repairs. 198 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:16,644 I snaked the toilet... 199 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:17,745 There was a snake stuck in there? 200 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:19,212 Ohh! ROB: Awesome! 201 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,649 What a tale of survival. Nature is amazing. 202 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,551 Not an actual snake. 203 00:06:23,584 --> 00:06:25,018 And moving on. 204 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,721 I patched the walls, set up a house account, and paid your bills. 205 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:29,322 Now all that's left for you guys to do 206 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:31,224 is call the gas company and set up an appointment 207 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:32,325 for them to turn it back on. 208 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:33,894 Or you do it 209 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:36,029 and we'll watch so we'll know how to do it next time. 210 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,631 I can't guarantee I'm gonna watch. 211 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,501 I-It's a big hassle, and there's often a lot of time on hold, so... 212 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,002 That's no way to sell us on doing it, bro. 213 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,738 Geoffrey, as a "thank you" for the tasks you've done 214 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:46,073 and the many that remain, 215 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,842 I'm gonna cede my title as house manager to you. 216 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:50,644 No... The house manager should be someone 217 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:51,845 who actually lives in the house. 218 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:52,913 And plus, I'm pretty busy now. 219 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,182 It's just, I fear it won't get done 220 00:06:55,215 --> 00:06:57,250 and Andy's little body won't survive the winter. 221 00:06:57,284 --> 00:06:59,052 (COUGHS) 222 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,888 Okay, fine! I'll be your house manager! 223 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,523 Atta boy! And take it from me, 224 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:03,891 it's a pretty cushy position. 225 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,259 The other guys give you hundreds of dollars every month. 226 00:07:06,293 --> 00:07:07,595 Actually, Bar, that's for rent. 227 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,563 Oh. That makes more sense. 228 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:12,365 Too bad the taxidermist said no refunds or exchanges. 229 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:13,501 You said you found them! 230 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:15,903 No. I said I posed them. 231 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:16,970 This is gonna be a nightmare. 232 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,305 Yeah, it is. Slap me some paw. 233 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,708 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was realizing he was a pleaser, 234 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,275 I was beyond pleased to be shopping 235 00:07:22,309 --> 00:07:24,144 for cutting-edge film technology, 236 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:25,746 the S-VHS camera. 237 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,414 Oh, my God. It's glorious. 238 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,750 Totally. But why, exactly? 239 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,285 According to people in the know, it's slightly better. 240 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,254 You'll be paying so much for so little. 241 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,389 I need it and don't care what it costs my parents. 242 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,958 Excuse me? Sir? 243 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,560 Could you show me this bad mamma-jamma? 244 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,529 Be prepared to have your world nudged. 245 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,231 ADULT ADAM: It was my former rival, the other Adam Goldberg! 246 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:46,133 It's you! Adam Goldberg! 247 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,601 I heard you went to Hollywood. 248 00:07:47,635 --> 00:07:49,937 Technically, I was living in a town called Duarte, 249 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,539 but yeah, I chased my dreams. 250 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:54,241 Word on the street is you had a line on The Love Boat. 251 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:56,076 Yep. "Which one of you ladies ordered the white wine?" 252 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,979 Also booked a rad McDLT spot, but... Whatever. 253 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,113 You were the dude who suggests 254 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,115 they keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool. 255 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,617 So, what are you doing back here? 256 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,252 Reevaluating. 257 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:06,587 It's rough out there, man. 258 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,656 My McDLT spot was seven months ago. 259 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,023 Since then, I haven't exactly been 260 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:11,491 on the hot side of the burger box. 261 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:13,093 But you're crazy talented. 262 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,162 I had big dreams, but the streets of Hollywood 263 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,363 are littered with guys like me. 264 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:18,632 And actual litter. Place is filthy. 265 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:22,002 No offense, but... I'll probably make it, right? 266 00:08:22,035 --> 00:08:24,204 You may be the best filmmaker in your dinky school, 267 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,639 but you'd be a dime a dozen out there. 268 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,940 Goldberg! 269 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:29,442 Stop crushing customers' dreams and get on that rickety ladder 270 00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:30,944 and pull down one of the heavy TVs. 271 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:33,647 Enjoy making your little high school movie, kid. 272 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,815 It's only downhill from here. 273 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,219 Did you buy your recklessly expensive camera, Schmoo? 274 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:43,190 Actually, I've decided to give up filmmaking forever. 275 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,291 What? 276 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:46,627 But that's your life's ambition. 277 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,829 Eh. Maybe I'll be a lawyer. 278 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,297 Or a CPA. 279 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,865 I don't know... Bricklayer. 280 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:52,966 Is that a real thing? 281 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,301 Manual labor? 282 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,535 Look at me. Look at me. 283 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:58,338 Who did this to you? Nobody did anything. 284 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,240 I just bumped into the other Adam Goldberg 285 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,675 working at the camera place. 286 00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:03,510 Oh, feh on him! What does he know? 287 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,478 Only everything. 288 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,649 He was the most talented person to ever go to our school, 289 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,684 and now he's back here, selling cameras. 290 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,354 If he can't do it, I never will. 291 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,923 Here's your check back, Mom. 292 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:19,526 This isn't over, is it? 293 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,961 Nope. 294 00:09:20,994 --> 00:09:23,964 You're gonna go destroy that poor other Adam Goldberg, aren't you? 295 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,265 Damn right I am. 296 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,035 Why do I bother asking? 297 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,770 I know all the answers. 298 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:34,007 ADULT ADAM: After realizing he was too much of a pleaser, 299 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,876 Geoff sought help from the one person 300 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,444 who never pleased anyone at all. 301 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,979 Why are you in front of the TV, Schwartz? 302 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,547 It's a quarter to Remington Steele. 303 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,750 Mr. G, I-I'm worried I'm a pleaser. 304 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,752 Well, you're not pleasing me right now. 305 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,253 Everyone always wants me to do stuff for them, 306 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,587 and I don't know how to say no. 307 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:49,456 Y-You never do anything for anyone. 308 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:50,991 It's easy. Lump. 309 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,093 As in just sit there and never move? 310 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,194 Definitely. 311 00:09:54,227 --> 00:09:55,896 But also L-U-M-P. 312 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,865 It's my secret for not doing anything for anyone. 313 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,633 You're a lazy monster, and that's what I need. 314 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:02,002 Please, let me learn at your idle feet. 315 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,937 Okay, first up is L. 316 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,106 Lower expectations. 317 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,108 It's something I've perfected over time. 318 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,410 Dad, can you quiz me with these science flash cards? 319 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,745 Ah, who am I kidding? 320 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:14,314 In all my years, you've never shown interest in my education. 321 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,283 He thinks you're a worthless dad. 322 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,918 That took a lot of not doing. 323 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,419 Next up is U. 324 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:22,555 When there's no way out of something, underwhelm. 325 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:24,191 This is how you wash a dish? 326 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,294 Okay, no more washing dishes for you! 327 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,763 You did a horrible job, and now she'll never ask you again. 328 00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,331 I'm the worst. 329 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,200 Next up is M, 330 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,903 which stands for "mumble" and "moron." 331 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,271 Hey, Dad, can you show me how to change the oil in my car? 332 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,273 (MUMBLING) What does that even mean? 333 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,509 Leave me alone, ya moron! Pbht! 334 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,445 So brilliant! So, what's P? 335 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,947 It's the thing I'm most proud of. 336 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:49,416 Pants. Pants? 337 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,485 Why do you think I come in the house and take off my pants? 338 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,254 I assumed it had to do with comfort 339 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,756 and generally just giving up. 340 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,224 Yes, but also, 341 00:10:57,257 --> 00:11:00,627 who's the least likely person to be asked to do anything? 342 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,329 Oh, my God. The guy with no pants. 343 00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:05,799 Hey, Mur, could you give me a ride to the pharmacy... 344 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:08,635 Oh, he's not even wearing pants. 345 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,070 I'll bus it. 346 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:12,439 My God. You have given me such a gift! 347 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,908 It's my life's work. Don't waste it. 348 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,910 Get out there and do as little as you can. 349 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:19,246 I'm gonna do nothing and make you proud. 350 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,513 ADULT ADAM: With my dad's advice, 351 00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:22,382 Geoff was ready to be a lump of his own. 352 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,852 Hey, Geoff, could you run to the mailroom and get my mail for me? 353 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:26,319 He lowered expectations. 354 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,955 Erica, when have I ever done stuff like that for you? 355 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,322 Only all the time. 356 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,925 Yeah, well, not in the last two minutes, so stop expecting it. 357 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:32,993 He underwhelmed. 358 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,327 Geoff, you said 359 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:35,996 you were going to make a chore wheel for our house. 360 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,297 Oh, right, right. 361 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,100 Here you go. 362 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,035 Yeah, this seems less like a chore wheel 363 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,972 and more like a napkin with the words "Andy" and "mop." 364 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,506 That's how Geoff do? 365 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,875 Unacceptable, Geoff! 366 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,010 Your chore-wheel-making privileges are revoked. 367 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,178 And you need to come over. 368 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,545 Our clean-up skills are not strong. 369 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,047 I spilled a lot of Kool-Aid. 370 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,817 Whatever you picture a lot is, like, way more. 371 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,819 He mumbled and he moron-ed. 372 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,387 (MUMBLES) What? 373 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,355 And also leave me alone, morons! 374 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,191 Super un-Geoff of you, man. 375 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,159 Are you going to get my mail or not? 376 00:12:06,193 --> 00:12:08,762 Finally, it was time for the pants. 377 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,697 Oh. It's about time he's swinging into action. 378 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,332 (ZIPPER OPENS) 379 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,500 BARRY: What? ANDY: No! 380 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,668 Bad Geoff! He's not wearing pants. 381 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,070 Dude's clearly not going anywhere. 382 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:20,307 Okay, let's go, guys. Maybe there's a panted savior that can help us. 383 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,708 Holy crap. 384 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:24,344 My pants are on the floor, and my spirits are through the roof. 385 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,613 While Geoff was trying to be like my dad, 386 00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,016 my mom was busy being... Well, like my mom. 387 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:30,550 Can I answer any questions for you, ma'am? 388 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:31,785 Oh, just one. 389 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,686 Uh, who the (BLEEP) do you think you are? 390 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,756 Whoa! This is a family-friendly audio-video store. 391 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,892 Except for that section over behind the saloon doors. 392 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,394 You spoke to my son, also Adam Goldberg, 393 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,797 and snuffed out his perfect little-boy dreams. 394 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,732 Look, lady, I just call 'em like I see 'em. 395 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,734 It's tough to make it in the movies. 396 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,036 Oh, for you, maybe. (CHUCKLES) 397 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,938 But not for my little Stanley Schmoo-brick. 398 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,973 Well, that gives me a sense of what I'm dealing with here. 399 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,108 Next time, I won't burst the little bubble you keep him in. 400 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,910 No next time. This time. 401 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,111 You are gonna fix this. 402 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,880 And how am I gonna do that? Simple. 403 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,915 I'm casting you in the role of a lifetime, 404 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,917 as "guy who gets his big break." 405 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,718 Sorry, but I kinda put acting on hold. 406 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,221 Well, take it off hold. The pay's $50. 407 00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,523 (SCOFFS) Well, I suppose I could throw in, 408 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,625 uh, me not coming down here every day 409 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:13,927 and making your life miserable. 410 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,528 All right, I'm on the project. 411 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,564 ADULT ADAM: Now that my mom had her cast, 412 00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,799 all that remained was the performance. 413 00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:21,568 Hello and welcome. 414 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,636 Hey, Adam, did you leave this Philadelphia Inquirer 415 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,972 Metro section at the store the other day? 416 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:27,240 Nope. Sorry. Huh. 417 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,842 Well, I better figure out whose it is soon, 418 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,011 'cause I gotta catch a flight to Hollywood, California, 419 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,645 moviemaking capital of the world. 420 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,948 But I thought you were reevaluating your career choice. 421 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,917 I was, but then I got some amazing news. 422 00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,818 See, my, uh, ex-roommate's cousin's neighbor 423 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,587 is friends with Brian De Palma's agent's assistant, 424 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,222 and slipped him my McDLT commercial. 425 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,690 Ooh. Seriously? 426 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:46,026 But, wait, there's more. I'd imagine. 427 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,227 The assistant got it to the agent, 428 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,795 who got it to De Palma, who liked what he saw 429 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,998 and cast me in his new Molly Ringwald picture. 430 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,132 Holy balls! 431 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,834 America's angsty ginger princess! 432 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,636 And I bet that could lead to other things. 433 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,571 No truer words have ever been spoken. 434 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,941 Well, good luck on one of the easiest careers you could ever choose. 435 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:03,043 And, uh, call me. We'll split a salad at Spago. 436 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,878 Doesn't sound like enough food, but I'm in! 437 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:05,979 (BEVERLY GASPS) 438 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,447 Oh, wow! 439 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,949 I mean, just, wow. 440 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,952 If something so random and amazing could happen to him, 441 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,786 I bet there's hope for you, too, huh? 442 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,289 You know it! I'm back in the festival. 443 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,791 See ya, babe. Have your people call my people. 444 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:21,061 ADULT ADAM: While my movie dreams were back on track, 445 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,997 the JTP was trying to keep the train from derailing without Geoff. 446 00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,865 So... Cold! 447 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,000 Whose turn is it to sweep? 448 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,436 I don't know, but according to Geoff's chore napkin, 449 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,737 it's Andy's turn to mop again. 450 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:32,605 Come on! I'm never not mopping! 451 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,007 Get me the phone. I'm calling Geoff. 452 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,976 Sorry, Tasty, but our phone's out, too. 453 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,644 Oh, no! 454 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,446 It's getting harder and harder to root for us. 455 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,548 (METAL BANGS, WATER RUSHING) 456 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,016 Uh, did anyone else hear what sounds like 457 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,218 the bursting of old metal followed by rushing water? 458 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,387 Oh, no! Oh, no! 459 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,655 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 460 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,023 ADULT ADAM: Geoff had sent a clear message 461 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,824 that he was no longer helping anyone, 462 00:14:51,858 --> 00:14:53,660 but that message hadn't gotten through. 463 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,363 In Egypt, a great deal of art was created 464 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,165 to honor the pharaoh. (WHISPERING) Psst! Geoff! 465 00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,232 Did you buy peanut butter? 466 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,500 What? I'm in class. 467 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,069 Yeah, but just, like, a quick yes or no, 468 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,404 'cause I'm walking past the Wawa and I got chunky on the mind. 469 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,572 Yes. 470 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,740 Okay, great. 471 00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,943 Wait, yes, you bought it or yes, we need it? 472 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:11,378 Yes, we have stupid peanut butter! 473 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,713 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Don't mind me. 474 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,415 Just a PB emergency. 475 00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,817 Go back to your super important art talk. 476 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,919 Geoffrey Antoinette Schwartz! 477 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,189 Oh, God. Dumbwads, he is in class! 478 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,923 Your stupid thing can wait. 479 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,025 What kind of jam do I like? 480 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,426 ANDY: Yeah, but it's super urgent. 481 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,595 There's water everywhere, and we don't know what to do! 482 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,862 And you are the house manager. 483 00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,231 Oh, my God! Enough! 484 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,599 I am so sorry, Professor. 485 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,734 My girlfriend and friends can't stop taking advantage of me. 486 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,536 We're not taking advantage of you. 487 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,138 You just are really good at doing things. 488 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:41,908 No! You're all just too lazy and selfish to do anything on your own! 489 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,776 And it was bad enough when I had nothing going on, 490 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,612 but now I found something I actually like, 491 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,414 and you ruined it for me, so thanks a lot. 492 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,317 Pfft. 493 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,919 Antoinette? That sounds wrong, bro. 494 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,122 Now that I say it out loud, it might be Todd. 495 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,157 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff had finally reached his breaking point, 496 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,326 I was back in pursuit of my big break. 497 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,794 One brand-new S-VHS camera, please. 498 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,563 Wait. I thought you went back to L.A. 499 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,532 Yeah, that's, uh... That's next week. 500 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,634 So, you gonna quit this job? 501 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,070 What? You're quitting, Goldberg? No! 502 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,805 But how can you have a Hollywood career and still work here? 503 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:14,741 I'll commute to both things. 504 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,176 I mean, the studio has a jet. 505 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,345 It's in my deal I can still sell cameras and whatnot. 506 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,947 That makes no sense. What's going on? 507 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:22,915 Well... 508 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,617 You paid him to lie to me? 509 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,918 Here's the truth... 510 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,354 Absolutely not. 511 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,588 Just tell the boy. 512 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,023 Here's the truth... 513 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,158 100% yes. 514 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,592 What the hell, lady? 515 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,094 You stopped believing in yourself. 516 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,462 I had to do something. 517 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:36,663 Don't you get it? 518 00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:38,498 If he can't make it in Hollywood, 519 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,133 I don't have a prayer. 520 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,302 And no lies are gonna change that. 521 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,803 I'm done. 522 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,341 (SIGHS) 523 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,845 ADULT ADAM: I had given up on filmmaking for good 524 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,214 and dropped out of the festival, 525 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,615 which is probably why this happened. 526 00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:58,051 Looks like we got a new movie champ. 527 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,952 You left it all on the screen, Atkins. 528 00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:03,390 Ha! Looks like I'm the school movie nerd now, Goldnerd. 529 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,625 Oh, no. I'm a nerd. 530 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,694 The ultimate twist. 531 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:11,864 And that concludes the last annual WPA Movie Championship. 532 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,035 Actually... I have one more entrant. 533 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,505 Oh, no! No way! You've done enough! 534 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,839 Sorry, clock ran out. 535 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,374 That's what next season's for. 536 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:24,411 Oh, I don't care. The dumb festival can be over. 537 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,878 This is just for my son. 538 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:27,214 May I? 539 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:28,815 Do what you gotta do. 540 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,550 (PROJECTOR WHIRRING) ADULT ADAM: In that moment, my mom did something 541 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:31,984 I never could have imagined. 542 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,052 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 543 00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:36,223 Stop videotaping! 544 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:40,393 ADULT ADAM: She gave me a highlight reel of every movie I'd ever made. 545 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,362 That's the end of you, Optimus! 546 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,564 I literally cannot die! 547 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,235 Bow before Princess Leia! Never! 548 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,436 Death grip! (CHOKING) 549 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,703 I'm your father! 550 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,872 (VOICE BREAKING) No. That's not true! 551 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,376 ADULT ADAM: Maybe they weren't all award-winners, 552 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,078 but thanks to her, I realized making movies 553 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,214 wasn't about succeeding in Hollywood. 554 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,116 It was about creating something special 555 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,685 with the people I loved. 556 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:08,255 And if I could do that for the rest of my life, 557 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,989 I'd be living the dream. 558 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,293 No! 559 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:18,398 This is amazing. 560 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,499 It's all you. 561 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:25,605 Schmoo, I'm sorry I shielded you from the truth. 562 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:29,609 These movies remind me that you are joyful and creative 563 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,678 and one of a kind. 564 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,782 And if you never give up... 565 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:38,017 I just know you're gonna make it. 566 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,887 (COREY HART'S NEVER SURRENDER PLAYS) 567 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,191 ADULT ADAM: Just then, I realized there are worse things in the world 568 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:45,958 than someone who thinks you're the best. 569 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:47,126 What's going on? 570 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,728 I got your message about an emergency. 571 00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:51,030 It's a friend emergency. And boyfriend. 572 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:53,300 Oh, my God. Did someone break in here and clean the place? 573 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,767 No. You were right. 574 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,336 We were being lazy and selfish. 575 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,437 Look. 576 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,572 * Just a little more time is all... 577 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:00,740 Chore wheel. 578 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,809 Also, we realized we've been pretty rotten to you, 579 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,877 and we want to make it right. 580 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,415 A Penn college course guide? 581 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,683 We know how much you loved auditing that class. 582 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,884 You should do more of it. 583 00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:14,954 Yeah. You've always been there to support us. 584 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,290 Now it's time for us to support you for a change. 585 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,361 Guys, thanks. This is amazing. 586 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,095 No, Geoff. You're amazing. 587 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,967 ADULT ADAM: Sometimes, we end up taking advantage of the people we love, 588 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,702 or even people we barely know. 589 00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,604 * ...show you how... 590 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,705 Hey. 591 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,807 Come to cast me in more of your family drama? 592 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,643 I'm actually here to say thank you. 593 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,710 For what? 594 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,812 I was looking at it all wrong. 595 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,548 I let your story intimidate me 596 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,450 when I should've been inspired by it. 597 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:46,619 You're proof that guys like us from dinky Jenkintown 598 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,687 can make it. 599 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,822 I'd hardly say I made it. 600 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,123 But you're gonna. 601 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,392 With your skills? 602 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,493 You were pretty convincing as 603 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,061 "guy who just got a big break." 604 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:57,196 Did you notice that thing where I shook my head like I still couldn't believe it? 605 00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,898 I believed that you couldn't believe it. 606 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,133 You know what? 607 00:20:01,167 --> 00:20:02,535 Maybe I will give it another shot. 608 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,304 You better. And who knows? 609 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,473 Maybe Hollywood's big enough for two Adam Goldbergs. 610 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:09,309 * To never surrender 611 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,644 ADULT ADAM: But no matter how far over the line we go, 612 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:14,514 the people we care about will always welcome us back. 613 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,715 So, what are you thinking? 614 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,717 Well, this year, I followed the Dead, 615 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,419 I started a failed business, 616 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,388 and I did a whole lot of nothing. 617 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,656 I think it's time I actually apply to college. 618 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,124 For real? 619 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,959 For real. 620 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,763 ADULT ADAM: And whether it's the big moments of our lives 621 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,065 or just the decisions that lead to those moments, 622 00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:35,335 as long as you have people who love and support you, 623 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:38,170 there's a good change your dreams will come true. 624 00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:40,973 * To never surrender 625 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:42,975 * To never surrender * 626 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,913 BOTH ADAMS: But this would be the start of more. 627 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,548 A lot more. 628 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,552 It was a phone call for me. 629 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,153 The first phone call all summer, 630 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,555 because phones were new. 631 00:20:57,557 --> 00:21:01,428 Okay, today, I'm gonna walk you through my process 632 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:04,063 with a little director's commentary. 633 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,198 JOHNNY: I'm Banjo the Dog. Arf! 634 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,535 And I've gotta find my way home before Christmas! 635 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,902 Here's an interesting tidbit... 636 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,871 That's my voice, not a dog's. 637 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,506 Movie magic. Am I right? 638 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,408 These woods look familiar. 639 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,076 I think I'm getting closer to home. 640 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,244 (JOHNNY BARKS) 641 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,579 Keep going, Banjo! 642 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,813 You're almost there! 643 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:24,083 I made it! That was ruff! (CHUCKLES) 644 00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:27,053 Fun fact... Banjo's real name is Jimbo. 645 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,287 (CHUCKLES)