1 00:00:01,653 --> 00:00:04,221 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, our teachers looked like this. 2 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:07,964 They were sad-sacks, angry-sacks, or lonely-sacks. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,357 But that all changed in college, 4 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:11,489 when Barry actually had a hot teacher. 5 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:13,665 [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 6 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,537 ♪♪ 7 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:17,104 Pour some knowledge on me. 8 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,235 Stop it, Barry. 9 00:00:18,279 --> 00:00:19,715 She is an intelligent woman 10 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,717 who shouldn't be reduced to just an object, 11 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:23,545 and, oh, my God, she's got cheekbones for days. 12 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:25,373 Why would she be a T.A. 13 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,722 when she could be holding a number 14 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,985 to indicate what round it is in a boxing match? 15 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,900 The only thing I get is that you're a super gross horn dog. 16 00:00:30,943 --> 00:00:32,249 But it's not just that. 17 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:34,251 She actually makes me want to learn. 18 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:35,557 I'm hot for teacher. 19 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,819 Like the Van Halen song? 20 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:39,300 That song perfectly captures both her profession 21 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,302 and my feelings towards that profession. 22 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:42,694 Let me hand back your essays. 23 00:00:42,738 --> 00:00:44,000 Fantastic job. 24 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,307 Shama-lama-ding-dong! Erica dids it again. 25 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:48,613 And, Barry, yours is in here somewhere. 26 00:00:48,657 --> 00:00:50,789 Oh, just look for the one with the strawberry-jam fingerprints. 27 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:52,226 Here it is. 28 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:53,270 Excellent job, as well. 29 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,706 Yes! 30 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,534 Smarty people in the house! 31 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,362 What the hell? You got an A, too? 32 00:00:58,406 --> 00:01:00,277 Yeah. I cranked that bad boy out quick. 33 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:01,931 That's Barry's number-one trick 34 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:04,238 for academic success... Speed. 35 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:06,153 There is no way we both earned A's. 36 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:08,416 Erica, when you say things like that, 37 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:11,288 it makes me think you think I'm not intelligent. 38 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,376 I don't. 39 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,030 You are widely considered stupider than me 40 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,250 by family, society, and any jacket with a zipper. 41 00:01:16,293 --> 00:01:17,555 That was one jacket! 42 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,253 And you're just mad that I got the same grade as you. 43 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:20,732 Mr. Goldberg. 44 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:21,733 Please see me after class. 45 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:23,039 Oh, no. 46 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,301 She must've realized that English 47 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:26,303 isn't your second language. 48 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,391 Knock, knock. 49 00:01:27,435 --> 00:01:29,437 Wow. Check out all these books. 50 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,092 It's like that weird store in the mall that sells books. 51 00:01:32,135 --> 00:01:34,355 Well, you've got to read a lot of them if you want a PhD. 52 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:35,486 I get it. 53 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:37,488 I'm gonna be a doctor, too, but, like, a real one 54 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:39,490 who plays God and parks wherever he wants 55 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:40,665 and tells loved ones he tried 56 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,058 but it's their nana's time. 57 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:43,581 [CHUCKLES] I knew you were funny. 58 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:46,280 That paper you wrote comparing Weber's theory of rationalization 59 00:01:46,323 --> 00:01:48,151 to LL Cool J's song Big Ole Butt 60 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,283 made me laugh out loud. 61 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,807 I am so glad! 62 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,635 You're so cool and pretty 63 00:01:53,678 --> 00:01:57,073 and know all of LL Cool J's masterwork on butts. 64 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,640 [CHUCKLES] Go out with me tonight. 65 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,816 That's intense, considering it's Valentine's Day. 66 00:02:00,859 --> 00:02:03,297 Oh, no, Barry. You asked your dream woman out 67 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:04,994 on the most romantically charged day of the year? 68 00:02:05,037 --> 00:02:07,257 It's okay. No, forget I said anything. 69 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,520 I'll just drop the class and quit school 70 00:02:09,564 --> 00:02:12,697 and become a lowly sixth man on a struggling NBA franchise. 71 00:02:12,741 --> 00:02:14,003 Don't become a Charlotte Hornet. 72 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:16,223 You know the NBA? 73 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,355 I can't take it. Reveal your shortcomings. 74 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:19,661 [CHUCKLES] 75 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:21,532 You know what? Let's do it. 76 00:02:21,576 --> 00:02:23,534 Let's go out. Wait. For real? 77 00:02:23,578 --> 00:02:26,537 I'm sick of dating snobby, bookish guys. 78 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:27,712 You are so not them. 79 00:02:27,756 --> 00:02:29,540 I haven't listened since you said yes, 80 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,542 so your reasons are your reasons. 81 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,240 But this needs to stay between us. 82 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:35,285 If word got out, it wouldn't be good. 83 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:37,722 I'll have no trouble keeping it to myself. 84 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,071 ADULT ADAM: Well, he'd have a little trouble. 85 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,464 Hey, Big Tasty. What's new? 86 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:41,857 [MUFFLED SCREAM] 87 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,337 ♪♪ 88 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:45,077 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 89 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:48,298 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 90 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,650 ♪ I don't know the future 91 00:02:52,694 --> 00:02:55,697 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 92 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:57,394 ADULT ADAM: It was Valentine's Day, 1980-something, 93 00:02:57,438 --> 00:02:59,570 and for the first time in a long time, 94 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,877 I had my eye on someone special. 95 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:03,008 No, it wasn't Dana. 96 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:04,706 We were now just friends. 97 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,838 In fact, we were both interested in other people. 98 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:09,667 Okay, I'm gonna ask Brea to the Valentine's Couples Skate. 99 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,278 Glasses on or off? 100 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:12,757 I thought your eye wanders when you take them off. 101 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,498 Not if I close it. 102 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:15,934 What do you think? 103 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,719 I'd keep them on. Good note. 104 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:18,850 Let's do this. 105 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,025 The plan was perfect. 106 00:03:20,069 --> 00:03:21,549 Dana and I would have our dates, 107 00:03:21,592 --> 00:03:23,507 and it would be the best Valentine's day ever! 108 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:25,161 Brea, want to hit the skate thing? 109 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,249 Sure. 110 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:27,381 Or not. 111 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:28,599 What just happened? 112 00:03:28,643 --> 00:03:30,993 From what I can glean from your devastated looks, 113 00:03:31,036 --> 00:03:32,690 your crushes just crushed on each other 114 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,605 and now you're crushed. [LAUGHS] 115 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,912 So Dana and I found a way to deal with our misery 116 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:38,392 in the healthiest way possible... 117 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:39,567 Ice cream. 118 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,786 Here's to being totally cool with not having a Valentine. 119 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:44,528 There's my scrumptious Valentine! 120 00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,748 Come on, give Mama a... Oh, Dana! 121 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,489 Hell no! Not again. 122 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,055 Nice to see you, too, Mrs. Goldberg. 123 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:52,232 Mom, I know you're not Dana's biggest fan, but we're just friends. 124 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:53,320 Oh, thank God. 125 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:54,712 I thought you were back together. 126 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,801 In fact, we just found out the two people we like 127 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,803 are going with each other to the Couples Skate. 128 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,893 Wait, another harlot dares toy with my baby's heart? 129 00:04:01,937 --> 00:04:02,981 I'm a person. 130 00:04:03,025 --> 00:04:04,679 Dana, this is not about you. 131 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,507 I need to know her name, where she lives, 132 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,899 and what time she goes to sleep. 133 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:08,987 Her name's Brea, 134 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,467 and I've already said too much. 135 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:12,643 Besides, it's not like there's anything I can do. 136 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:15,124 I waited too long, and Andrew Gallery asked her first. 137 00:04:15,167 --> 00:04:16,865 If it's just a timing thing, I can fix that. 138 00:04:16,908 --> 00:04:17,953 I'll just break them up. 139 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:20,129 You couldn't really do that, could you? 140 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:23,350 Let me tell you about Adam's father's first love, Ilene. 141 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:24,481 What about Ilene? 142 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:25,700 She was an awful toad, Murray. 143 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:27,571 Don't interrupt. 144 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:30,531 She was nice... You know, with the hair and the face and the other stuff. 145 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,707 I knew he and that expired bag of soup 146 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:33,969 were wrong for each other, 147 00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,231 so I had no choice. 148 00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:36,580 I had to go into "preventa" mode. 149 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:37,973 Preventa? 150 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:40,149 A preventa is the opposite of a yenta. 151 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,369 Instead of putting people together, they tear them apart. 152 00:04:42,412 --> 00:04:43,892 I'm among the world's best at both. 153 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,415 I liked her. 154 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:47,983 She smelled like lavender, she made me corn muffins. 155 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,071 What did you do to her? 156 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,768 She did it to herself, Murray, 157 00:04:50,812 --> 00:04:53,249 by writing that letter to her ex-boyfriend. 158 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,947 [CHUCKLES] All I did was get it out of her mailbox, 159 00:04:55,991 --> 00:04:58,036 break into your car, and leave it for you to read. 160 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,386 You did that? Yes. 161 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:01,039 And today, you have a loving wife 162 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:02,302 and beautiful children 163 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:04,739 who don't look like butter-filled pinatas. 164 00:05:04,782 --> 00:05:06,697 It all makes sense. 165 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:10,266 So, the point of this incredibly upsetting story 166 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:12,703 is that you can break up two teenagers so we'll find love? 167 00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,444 It's what a good mama does. 168 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,620 Thank you for the offer, but...We'd love your help. 169 00:05:16,664 --> 00:05:18,535 You seriously want to involve my mom in this? 170 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,972 I like Andrew, you like Brea. 171 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,147 What other choice do we really have? 172 00:05:22,191 --> 00:05:23,932 We can wait them out. 173 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:26,543 And after their marriage goes stale and the kids move out, 174 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,371 they'll agree to amicably go their separate ways. 175 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:29,633 Then we pounce like cats. 176 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:32,114 Or we let your mom preventa it up. 177 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:34,116 You are wise beyond your appearance, Dana. 178 00:05:34,159 --> 00:05:36,161 It's on. I'll see you in the den in five. 179 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,728 This will end bad. 180 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:40,252 While we were enlisting my mom's help with love, 181 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:42,733 the JTP had their own romantic plans. 182 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,431 Hey, JTP. 183 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:45,954 We thought we'd swing by and check in on you guys. 184 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,347 We know how lonely Valentine's Day can be. 185 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,261 But cheggit, you're all dressed up. 186 00:05:49,305 --> 00:05:50,262 So I guess you found dates? 187 00:05:50,306 --> 00:05:51,655 And yet we did not. 188 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:54,092 In fact, we have no romantic prospects at all. 189 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,529 So, in lieu of lady companionship, 190 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,444 we decided to celebrate our friendship. 191 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:00,142 We call it Pal-entine's Day. 192 00:06:00,185 --> 00:06:01,578 At least you improved the name, 193 00:06:01,622 --> 00:06:03,972 because last year's Valen-dudes Day was a real big whiff. 194 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,061 First, we're gonna go to Dante & Luigi's 195 00:06:06,104 --> 00:06:07,584 for a little linguine and laughs. 196 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,456 Then a carriage ride around Rittenhouse Square 197 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:10,979 to see the city lights. 198 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,764 Finally, ice-skating at this rink my uncle manages. 199 00:06:13,808 --> 00:06:15,810 He's gonna let us use it after hours, so it'll be just us. 200 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,289 I know it sounds crazy, you guys, 201 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,552 but I really think we could raise a baby. 202 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,683 [BOTH LAUGH] 203 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:22,251 Hello, Geoffrey and sister. 204 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,558 I thought it might be St. Valentine himself here 205 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:27,474 to smile down upon the lovers, the dreamers, 206 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,258 and those that are neither loved nor dreamed about. 207 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:31,608 Ohh, don't touch my face with your bathroom hand. 208 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:34,306 Is that Polo Sport by Ralph Lauren I smell? 209 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,700 Indeed. It's made from the sweet sweat of wealthy ponies. 210 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:38,789 Wait, Bar, you have a Valentine's date? That's amazing. 211 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:40,400 What's her name, Jennifer Canada? 212 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:43,054 First of all, Ms. "Ca-nada" 213 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,492 moved back to the part of Manitoba with no phone service. 214 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,623 That all sounds right. 215 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:47,885 Tell us about this new special lady. 216 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:50,018 Well, she's... 217 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:52,150 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Barry remembered the promise 218 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:53,413 he made to Elana. 219 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,718 She's made up. Erica's right. 220 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,677 I'm just a big fat phony who has no one. 221 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:58,853 When you just cop to it, it kind of ruins the fun. 222 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,898 Yeah, no fun for you or me. 223 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,247 Anyway, I'm off to the library. 224 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,641 With a box of chocolates and a blazer? 225 00:07:04,685 --> 00:07:07,427 Brain food and wearing my brain blazer 226 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,646 because I got a date with my brain, 227 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:12,388 and he's about to get very lucky. 228 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,085 For what it's worth, you guys would make great fathers. 229 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,522 Oh. [DOOR CLOSES] 230 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:17,698 He's wearing a blazer, he smells like Macy's, and he's happy? 231 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,047 Something's up. We need to follow him. 232 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,398 Holy crap! 233 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,704 He's on a date with our teacher! 234 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:24,835 Do you know what this means? 235 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:27,403 Barry's hot for teacher, and teacher's hot for him! 236 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,274 No, he didn't write a good paper. 237 00:07:29,318 --> 00:07:31,059 He smooched his way to that A. 238 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,365 Oh, right, this is about you. I'll do better. 239 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:35,411 ADULT ADAM: As Erica had discovered Barry's secret, 240 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,587 my mom was about to share a few of her own. 241 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,459 Who's ready to break up some teens? 242 00:07:39,502 --> 00:07:41,069 I still don't think this is a good idea. 243 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,332 It is. I already bought a cute skating outfit. 244 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:45,552 I like this color on you, Dana. 245 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:48,903 It's just, breaking up two people for no reason seems kind of mean. 246 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:51,906 What's mean is allowing two people to stay together 247 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,255 when there are other people out there 248 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,778 who would make them happier. 249 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:55,910 Way happier, Adam. 250 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,346 Okey-dokey. 251 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,174 Since this seems to be happening anyway, I'm in. 252 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:02,003 Now, the first thing we need to do is start a bogus rumor. 253 00:08:02,046 --> 00:08:04,788 He's a pyromaniac, and she sells organs on the black market. 254 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,094 Too dark. [CHUCKLES] 255 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,052 But I wish I knew this Dana before. 256 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,445 Oh, I've got one. 257 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,100 Now all we need is a gossipy hen to run with it. 258 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,536 I know just the hen. 259 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,582 Get this. 260 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,628 Andrew Gallery, who's already going to the Valentine's Skate with Brea Bee, 261 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,674 sent flowers to the field hockey team. 262 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,719 What happened to the sanctity of monogamy? 263 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,417 I don't know, but keep this to yourself. 264 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:27,898 Definitely don't tell anyone. 265 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,726 How can I? 266 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,511 How can I? 267 00:08:31,554 --> 00:08:34,426 By lunchtime, the rumor should be the talk of the cafeteria. 268 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:35,950 Won't Andrew just deny it? 269 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,300 Of course he will. But that brings us to step two... 270 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:39,606 Plant evidence. 271 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:41,085 ANDREW: But it's not true. 272 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,870 Why would I send flowers to the field hockey team? 273 00:08:42,913 --> 00:08:44,524 They're 4-9. 274 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,221 Thanks for the flowers, Andrew. 275 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,527 I don't understand this! 276 00:08:47,570 --> 00:08:49,267 I do. You got busted. 277 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:51,922 Have fun with all those plaid skirts at the Valentine's Skate. 278 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,533 And, finally, step three, 279 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,795 be there to pick up the pieces. 280 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,187 Hey, Brea. 281 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,972 I heard what that coward did to you. 282 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,626 Just know there are some good guys out there. 283 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:00,801 What was I thinking? 284 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,324 There's no way to know. 285 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,413 But...I'm here now. 286 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,980 Thanks, Adam. 287 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,982 Your mom really raised you well. 288 00:09:08,025 --> 00:09:11,638 ♪♪ 289 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:14,466 While my mom had preventa'd another relationship, 290 00:09:14,510 --> 00:09:17,295 nothing was preventing Barry and his hot teacher from hitting it off. 291 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:18,427 You ordered cupcakes? 292 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:19,863 Or, as I like to think of them, 293 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,386 muffins after dark. 294 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,779 There's just no neat way to eat them. 295 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:24,868 Well, maybe there is something I can teach you. 296 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:27,915 All you do is you take the top off, put the bottom on top. 297 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,178 You got yourself a little cupcake sandwich. 298 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,614 You don't mess around. 299 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:34,269 One day, I hope to show you my work with waffles.[CHUCKLES] 300 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:35,966 I want you to see the best in me, Elana. 301 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,228 You know what? 302 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,447 I'm having a pretty great time. 303 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:39,622 Me too. 304 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:42,625 Oh! No! 305 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,019 I'm so sorry! Don't worry. 306 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:47,151 I'll just... I'll be right back and we can try again. 307 00:09:48,022 --> 00:09:49,414 Busted. 308 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,677 What are you doing here? 309 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,287 Finding out exactly how you got that A. 310 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,462 You're trading your body for grades. 311 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:54,942 It's not like that. 312 00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,421 Whatever it is, it's awesome. 313 00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,640 Dude, you're hot for teacher! 314 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,685 Thanks, buddy. You're a good friend. 315 00:09:58,728 --> 00:10:00,251 Stay out of this, Geoff. On it, yeah. 316 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,426 I just got to ask... 317 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:03,037 Has she ever given you, like, a pop quiz 318 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,255 but then the quiz is just kissing? 319 00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,127 Geoff! Sorry, babe. 320 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:07,737 Follow-up question... Has she ever started class 321 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:09,043 by emerging from behind a curtain, 322 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,784 wearing nothing but a bikini and a sash? 323 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,220 Dude! I didn't know this side of you. 324 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,308 It's always been in there! 325 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,745 Shh! You need to leave right now! 326 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,268 I promised her I'd keep this a secret. 327 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:19,227 No one can know! Just...go. 328 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,621 Get over yourself. No one cares about your disgusting love life. 329 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:22,839 It's true, JTP. 330 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:25,146 Barry's hot for teacher, and teacher's hot for him. 331 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,843 When I get clarity on the sash, I'll call back. 332 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,106 Oh, God. The JTP knows! 333 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,108 It's already too late. 334 00:10:34,677 --> 00:10:36,636 ADULT ADAM: Barry swore he'd keep quiet about dating his teacher. 335 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,334 Unfortunately, the JTP told everyone. 336 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:42,859 I'm telling you, if word gets out, Elana and I are done. 337 00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,426 Relax, Bar. No one even listens to the JTP. 338 00:10:44,469 --> 00:10:45,514 You're fine. 339 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:47,211 Barry Goldberg, you da man. 340 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,952 [SIGHS] Okay. 341 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:51,302 I mean, that could be completely unrelated. You are da man. 342 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,958 I suppose there's the possibility it's completely unrelated. 343 00:10:55,002 --> 00:10:56,699 Bro, congrats on dating Elana, 344 00:10:56,743 --> 00:10:58,701 your smokin' hot sociology teacher. 345 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,790 Okay, that was pretty specific. 346 00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:03,140 But I'm sure Elana won't even find out! 347 00:11:03,184 --> 00:11:04,794 I know everything, Barry. 348 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,100 About sociology 349 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,189 and not that our super-sexy secret got out? 350 00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,712 You told everyone, 351 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:11,801 not to mention there were 27 very aggressive apples 352 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,933 on my desk this morning. 353 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,021 They are in season. 354 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,326 I liked you. 355 00:11:15,370 --> 00:11:16,763 But, for you, 356 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,416 this was clearly an adolescent fantasy 357 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,157 based on some Motley Crue song. 358 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,550 It's Van Halen. 359 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,422 God, I can't believe I could lose my job over this. 360 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:26,207 Thanks for nothing, Barry. 361 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,992 ADULT ADAM: While word of Barry's hot teacher had spread like wildfire, 362 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,472 my mom was trying to stoke the flames 363 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,821 of my romance with Brea. 364 00:11:31,865 --> 00:11:32,953 What are you doing? 365 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,216 As you know, I used my preventa abilities 366 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,349 to destroy Brea's previous Valentine's date. 367 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:39,655 Those are words. 368 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,440 And now I'm waiting for Adam to use this study session 369 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,790 to ask her out. 370 00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,574 Oh, why doesn't he do it already? 371 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:46,793 If I had to come up with something, 372 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:48,011 it's because he's a giant wussbag. 373 00:11:48,055 --> 00:11:49,143 Murray! 374 00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:50,448 Don't blame me. I didn't raise him. 375 00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,015 Oh, I got to get down there and turn up the heat. 376 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:53,147 Well, good luck. 377 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,976 I set the temperature to 66, and I ripped off the knob. 378 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,413 Who wants some nummy snacks? 379 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,545 No, thanks, Mom. We kind of got something going on here. 380 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:01,677 Mm, doesn't look like it, 381 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,026 and I've got the perfect thing 382 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,159 to help rev up those study engines... 383 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,552 Chocolate-covered strawberries. 384 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,076 Go on. Feed each other. [CHUCKLES] 385 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,599 Wait. Did you say "feed each other"? 386 00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:12,253 What a great idea, huh? 387 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,907 Just do what comes naturally. 388 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,344 It seems natural that you'd leave so we can study. 389 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:20,043 Come on, close those books and crack open a conversation. 390 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:22,872 Oh, here's a topic... Adam likes ice-skating. 391 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,352 Thoughts, Brea? 392 00:12:24,395 --> 00:12:27,224 The only thing that comes to mind is, "What's going on?" 393 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,487 What's going on is this stereo. 394 00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,315 [SMOOTH R&B MUSIC PLAYS] Ah. 395 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,317 Don't you just love R&B? 396 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,319 Feel the rhythm of the night. 397 00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:36,799 What the hell, lady? 398 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:39,584 What's with the erotic fruit and sensuous music? 399 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:41,499 [BUTTON CLICKS, MUSIC STOPS] I did not break up Brea and her boy toy 400 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,066 to have you sit on the sidelines, Adam. 401 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,068 I-I'm gonna do it. Just give me a minute. 402 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,114 I'll give you two. That's a tight window! 403 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,811 Well, it is what it is. Now go show some fight. 404 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:51,814 Is... Is everything okay? 405 00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,861 Yeah. I-I just need to ask you something. 406 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:57,646 Would you be interested in... 407 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,082 This was it. 408 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,736 My mom's plan had led to this moment. 409 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,912 All I had to do was pop the question. 410 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,653 ...doing next week's lab so we can get ahead? 411 00:13:04,696 --> 00:13:05,872 Oh. 412 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,482 Oh, no. Is the power out? 413 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,658 No. This is much worse. 414 00:13:09,701 --> 00:13:10,920 Look who found a study candle. 415 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,356 You know what they say, 416 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,271 everyone learns better in low light. 417 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,707 I can't see anything. 418 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:18,188 Just scooch in, share the flame. 419 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:19,973 ADULT ADAM: As my mom refused to let up, 420 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,192 Barry wasn't gonna let Erica off the hook. 421 00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,324 You. 422 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,716 You did this! 423 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,935 I'm still hot for teacher, 424 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,328 but she is no longer hot for me. 425 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:28,459 Oopsie-doopsy. 426 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:30,113 Did I ruin your inappropriate affair 427 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:32,202 so now you actually have to earn your grade? 428 00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:33,943 You can't accept I earned the same grade as you? 429 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,466 I cannot, because you did not. 430 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,773 You're unbelievable! 431 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,907 Did you know this was the first girl I liked since Lainey? 432 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,647 Please, do not try to convince me 433 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,780 that this thing with our teacher is real.Why not? 434 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,130 Maybe because you're shaped like Grimace from McDonald's? 435 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:49,176 Oh, thank you. That purple gumdrop is a delight. 436 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,307 He is not a delight. 437 00:13:50,351 --> 00:13:52,657 Grimace is a simpleton with short, useless arms. 438 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,746 He could still carry a shake! 439 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:57,401 And his clumsy antics are the perfect foil for Ronald. 440 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,446 He gets the job done. 441 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,882 What job? 442 00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,971 And, oh, my God, it's conversations like this 443 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,408 that make me certain our hot teacher couldn't like you. 444 00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,888 You never believe I could be something 445 00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:06,976 other than your dumb brother. 446 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,108 That's not what I'm saying. 447 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:11,154 For the first time in a really long time, 448 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:13,461 I had an amazing Valentine's Day. 449 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:14,854 And you ruined it. 450 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,072 Thanks a lot. Barry, wait. 451 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:18,858 I always thought Ronald McDonald 452 00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,772 looked a lot like my Uncle Allen. 453 00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,340 ADULT ADAM: As Erica had made a mess of Barry's love life... 454 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,733 [DOORBELL RINGS] ...my mom had to do 455 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,300 some romantic cleanup of her own. 456 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,388 Hi, Mrs. Goldberg. 457 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,302 I could really use your help. 458 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,088 See, Andrew still hasn't asked me to the Valentine's Skate. 459 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,220 I'm worried he's still into Brea. 460 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,526 Damn it, Dana, do I need to put on a Dana costume 461 00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,658 and finish the job myself? 462 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,007 Why are you yelling at me? 463 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:39,922 You said you were good at this preventa stuff. 464 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,358 I can lead a horse to water, 465 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,360 but I can't make it drink a tall glass of blech. 466 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,448 No offense. 467 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:45,710 How do I not take offense to that? 468 00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:47,234 Look, you'll be fine. 469 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,540 You'll marry rich, he'll get bored after a month, 470 00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,151 and you'll clean up in the divorce. 471 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:54,415 Right now the only love life I'm concerned with is Adam's. 472 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,851 Well, he better move fast, 473 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,245 because Andrew's determined to get Brea back. 474 00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,376 Okay, quick. What's Brea into? 475 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,161 Um... Okay, pick up the pace. 476 00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,597 No wonder Andrew has a wandering eye. 477 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,641 She likes the band New Edition. 478 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,165 I can work with that. 479 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:08,037 As for you, give him these strawberries. 480 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,040 And when he talks, you just nod a lot. 481 00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:13,129 But doesn't that just play into ugly gender roles? 482 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,871 You will never find love. But I... 483 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,265 ADULT ADAM: Yep, time was running out to seal the deal with Brea. 484 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,789 Bro, you got to ask her out before someone else does. 485 00:15:20,832 --> 00:15:23,009 I would, but she's half my age. 486 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:24,532 [LAUGHS] 487 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,055 Okay. I'm going in. 488 00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,537 [BEATBOXING] 489 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,192 This song goes out to the lovely Brea... From Adam. 490 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,628 Good God, no. 491 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,195 [TO TUNE OF CANDY GIRL] ♪ Brea, girl 492 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:36,805 ♪ You are Adam's world 493 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:39,416 ♪ It would be so great 494 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,897 ♪ If you were his date 495 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,291 ♪ He really, really, really, really 496 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,857 ♪ Wants you to be his date ♪ 497 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,211 I'm a rock guy, but sometimes good is just good. 498 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,647 You! 499 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,431 Always pull through? I know. 500 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,738 I told you I'd handle it on my own. 501 00:15:56,781 --> 00:16:00,046 But I found out that Andrew is still hung up on Brea. 502 00:16:00,089 --> 00:16:02,396 He was gonna swoop right in, and then you'd have no date. 503 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:03,658 So what? 504 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,529 This doesn't have anything to do with you. 505 00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:07,314 Sweetie, we are in this together. 506 00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,316 When you hurt, I hurt. 507 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,840 Are you also feeling the overwhelming humiliation 508 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,363 you just caused me? 509 00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:16,018 No, I'm actually still buzzing from that amazing jam. 510 00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,237 Well, you're right about one thing. 511 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,847 You're a great preventa, 512 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,502 'cause you just made sure me and Brea have no chance. 513 00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,290 ADULT ADAM: After losing Elana, 514 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,336 Barry paid a visit to the head of her department. 515 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,948 Professor Lee, there's this awesome rock song about inappropriate love 516 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,515 I'm trying to base my life on. 517 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,386 You mean that deafening noise 518 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,475 made by morally questionable gentlemen? 519 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,651 You're not a fan of rock? Only the ones I paint. 520 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,044 This is one of my most recent. 521 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:44,090 Oh, that's lovely! 522 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,744 You got a medium-size one and a little fella, 523 00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:48,181 and, look, [CHUCKLES] there's a boulder. 524 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,096 [CHUCKLES] You know your rock sizes. 525 00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:52,185 So, is Elana in trouble for going out with me? 526 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,447 It's certainly frowned upon, 527 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,276 but there's nothing in the code of conduct 528 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:58,234 that says a teacher can't date a student. 529 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,453 There isn't? Nope. 530 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,107 Had there been, I wouldn't have met 531 00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,760 my one and only sexual partner... 532 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,588 My wife of 30 years. 533 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,025 That's great... 534 00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,722 I mean, not about your old wife, 535 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,419 but Elana's not getting in trouble? 536 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,682 She's not... Unless she gave you a grade you didn't deserve. 537 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:12,770 She gave me an A. 538 00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,294 I'm calling the dean. Oh, no! 539 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,035 Hang up that phone. Who are you? 540 00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,210 She's his sister. 541 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:18,559 Geoff, I can speak for myself. 542 00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,343 I'm his sister. Nailed it, babe. 543 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,693 And here's the thing... Barry earned that A. 544 00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:27,089 Barry's paper was smart, creative, and oddly persuasive. 545 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,482 You really liked it? 546 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:29,570 I did. 547 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,702 And I'm sorry I was so petty and competitive. 548 00:17:31,746 --> 00:17:33,139 The fact is, you are so much smarter 549 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,357 than I give you credit for. 550 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,533 Thanks. That means a lot. 551 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,839 It's true. 552 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,754 And you deserve to go out with Elana if that's what you want. 553 00:17:40,711 --> 00:17:42,539 Then go. Okay. 554 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,759 All of you go! 555 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,109 ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry knew just what to do to fix his Valentine's Day, 556 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,938 and I couldn't forgive my mom for ruining mine. 557 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:51,026 Damn it, Adam, open up. 558 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,723 You can't stay angry at me forever. 559 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,290 ADAM: I can, and I will. 560 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,510 [SIGHS] Hey. What's going on here? 561 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,121 I hired a boy band without Adam's knowledge 562 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,167 to help lock down his Valentine's date, 563 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,082 and for some reason, he's mad at me. 564 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,040 That doesn't sound good. 565 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,563 I can still fix it. 566 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,261 I just need you to call the school, 567 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,871 say you're Brea's dad, 568 00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:11,438 and demand her class schedule. 569 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,657 How 'bout I do nothing and you stay out of it? 570 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,790 If I stayed out of it with you and Ilene, 571 00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:18,053 you'd be married to that sack of wet corn. 572 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,577 Bevy, you and I being together 573 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:24,668 has nothing to do with you preventa'ing Ilene. 574 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:25,974 'Course it does. 575 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,194 No, I just liked you. 576 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,806 Well, yeah, but she had the, uh... The face and the stuff. 577 00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,808 You had everything. 578 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:36,419 Oh, Murray. 579 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:40,249 If this girl likes Adam, it'll work out for him, too. 580 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,686 [MOTLEY CRUE'S HOME SWEET HOMEPLAYS] 581 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,515 ♪♪ 582 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,951 ♪ You know I'm a dreamer 583 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:47,996 Schmoo? 584 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,433 ♪ But my heart's of gold 585 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:53,088 I'm sorry I interfered with Brea. 586 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,176 You ask her when you're ready. 587 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,441 ♪ So I wouldn't come home low 588 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,140 But what if she says no? 589 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,706 Is that what you've been afraid of? 590 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,534 I just like her so much. 591 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,710 Well, you're never gonna know if you don't ask. 592 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,060 But I don't want to mess it up. 593 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,324 Yeah, I might not be impartial, 594 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,456 but, uh... 595 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,937 Anyone would be a fool to say no to you. 596 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,460 ♪ I'm on my way 597 00:19:17,504 --> 00:19:20,333 ♪ I'm on my way 598 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:24,554 ADULT ADAM: Turns out the scariest thing you can do is put yourself out there. 599 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,339 But then you do, and you realize 600 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:28,906 it was exactly what you needed to move forward. 601 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,865 So, no one's in trouble? Not even a little. 602 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:32,562 And, even better, we can go out again. 603 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,565 Here's the thing, Barry. I don't think we should. 604 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,827 Oh. 605 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,655 You're a great guy. 606 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,396 It's just not a good idea. 607 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,876 [SIGHS] 608 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,399 That sucks, but I get it. 609 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:44,487 I hope you're okay. 610 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:46,837 I am. 611 00:19:46,881 --> 00:19:49,275 And I think it's time to get myself back out there. 612 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:51,277 Thanks for helping me realize that. 613 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,148 Whoever that ends up being, 614 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,410 she's a lucky lady. 615 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,325 Not as lucky as the guy who ends up with you. 616 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,458 ♪ Home sweet home 617 00:19:58,501 --> 00:19:59,415 Barry, wait. 618 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:01,287 One for the road? 619 00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,203 ♪ Tonight, tonight 620 00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,988 ♪ I'm on my way 621 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,730 ♪ Just set me free 622 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:13,429 ♪ Home sweet home 623 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,866 [VOICE BREAKING] Thank you. That was awesome. 624 00:20:15,910 --> 00:20:17,912 ♪ Home sweet home 625 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,870 ADULT ADAM: And, sure, sometimes it doesn't work out how you imagined, 626 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:22,482 but if you don't take a chance, you'll never know 627 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,745 if your dreams could become a reality. 628 00:20:24,788 --> 00:20:27,182 I'm glad you asked me. What took you so long? 629 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,402 Just waiting for the right moment. 630 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:32,535 Because at the end of the day, love is about finding someone 631 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,798 who makes every day feel like a dream. 632 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:40,717 ♪ Home sweet home ♪ 633 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:42,763 ♪♪ 634 00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,895 Brea Bee. Hi! 635 00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,157 [BELL DINGS] 636 00:20:48,464 --> 00:20:50,727 This really has been the best Pal-entine's Day ever. 637 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,251 [SIGHS] My heart is full. 638 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,514 So is my stomach. That pasta was amazing. 639 00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,472 Oh! And the carriage ride? 640 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:59,040 Even though we didn't have a blanket, I still felt toasty. 641 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:00,128 Let's finish strong. 642 00:21:00,171 --> 00:21:02,304 Okay. [LAUGHS] 643 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,828 [JACKIE JAMES' EVERY LITTLE BITPLAYS] 644 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:07,527 ♪♪ 645 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:15,143 ♪ 'Cause every little bit of my heart is true 646 00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:18,407 ♪ This is where I belong 647 00:21:18,451 --> 00:21:22,150 ♪ Been savin' every little bit of my heart for you 648 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,544 ♪ For so long ♪ 649 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:27,198 [LAUGHS] [SIGHS] 650 00:21:27,242 --> 00:21:28,504 We need girlfriends. So bad. 651 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,549 Let's never speak of this.