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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,

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one of the most popular movie genres was body swapping.

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Yep, nothing was more hilarious than seeing someone

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wake up in another
person's shoes,

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which made picking what
to watch impossible.

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Ooh!
Grab 18 Again.

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It's George Burns,
but he's 18 again.

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He's got the wisdom
of a lifetime

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in the body of
a whippersnapper.

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How about Freaky Friday?

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A mom and her
teenage daughter
swap bodies.

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As if the mother-daughter
relationship

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isn't fraught
enough already.

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All of Me.

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Steve Martin gets
Lily Tomlin's soul

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crammed in his head, and, boy,
does she have opinions.

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Hey, Geoff, if you
could switch bodies,
who would it be with?

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I wouldn't change
spots with anyone.

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The perfect answer.
Or the worst!

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It's either Chuck Norris
or Batman.

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Or Noah from the Ark.

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Or Noah from high school,

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whose family coincidentally
also had a boat.

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Are you sure you haven't
already swapped bodies

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with someone who has
significant brain damage?

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Silence!

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We're getting
Dream a Little Dream.

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It has the two Coreys in it.

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Those two will never
know failure.

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Let's go.
Why the sad face?

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Are they out of
All Dogs Go to Heaven?

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No, they keep that on
permanent hold for me.

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I was just thinking that
since I'm not currently

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doing anything
with my life,

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no one would want to
switch bodies with me.

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But you're on
a great track now.

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You're applying to college.

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Yeah, but I can't do
that until summer.

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I want my life
to start right now.

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And besides,
living on campus illegally

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hasn't exactly been easy.

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ADULT ADAM:
Even though Geoff loved
shacking up with Erica,

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not being an actual student
had a few setbacks,

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like not having
a dorm key.

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Oh, no! Poison ivy!

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Oh, no! The door!
[DOOR RATTLES]

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And no school I.D. meant
no access to the cafeteria.

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What'd you get me?
You know when
you're so hungry

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that everything
tastes good?

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Are you that hungry?
Was this once a crepe?

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And... Bum-bum-bum...
Iceberg lettuce!

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It's almost a Cobb salad.

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Look, I know
it's been tough,
but be patient.

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You'll be a student here
before you know it.

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Idea!
Geoff can switch bodies

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with the greatest
living person
of all time... Me.

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I speak for everyone
when I say we don't
want your body, Barry.

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Oh, Geoff should want my body.
He should want it bad.

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Bar, where are you
going with this?

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It's where
you are going...

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To the cafeteria
with my I.D.

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Wow. That would be amazing.

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But don't you need it
for food?

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Nah. I just eat
everything in the fridge

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that's clearly marked
"Property of Matt Bradley."

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What?
Wait, so with Barry's I.D.,

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I could escape the shadows
and eat food from a plate
and not a pocket?

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Oh, yeah, I meant to
give this to you earlier.

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It's called spanakopita.

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And it is wet.

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Just be careful being me.

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My looks tend
to draw a crowd.

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It's a chore being
this beautiful.

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You do know that
you're not actually
switching bodies, right?

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Don't be so sure.

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[MAGICAL MUSIC PLAYS]

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It's happening.
So magical!

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They're the same
age and gender,

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so it won't be that strange.

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Idiots.
[MUSIC SLOWS, STOPS]

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It's 9:00.
The store is closing.

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Fine. But to make sure
our swap is complete,

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we'll slam our bodies together
to exchange life spirits.

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Yeah,
that won't be necessary!Yah!

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♪ I'm twisted up inside

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♪ But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say

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♪ I don't know the future

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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪

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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 26th,
1980-something,

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and I was getting ready to
eat what I ate every day...

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Hot crap.

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I thought it was
square pizza day.

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And I thought it was
dork-free lunch line day.

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It didn't work out
for any of us.

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I wasn't looking
for a give and take,
Doris.

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Attention, students!

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From now on,
juniors will be allowed

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to have lunch off-campus,
just like seniors!

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It's finally happening!

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Starting tomorrow!

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Why'd you pause?
You didn't have to pause.

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Ha! Thanks for the spud,
hot head!

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[CHUCKLES]

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Who cares?

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Now we can eat
at Mister Rick's Hoagies

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across the street.

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Hoagies?
We need to think bigger.

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You ever wonder what
Red Lobster's like
at noon on a Tuesday?

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My guess?
Businessmen, making deals,

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as far as the eye can see.

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Isn't it great
about open lunch?

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Yes. I was just discussing
our many options.

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Like the one restaurant
that's in walking distance.

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But don't you have a car?
Can't you take us
pretty much anywhere?

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Us? Like me and you?

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Uh...yeah.
[CHUCKLES]

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I don't know
if you've noticed,

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we've kinda been eating lunch
together every day.

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Huh. I guess that's right.

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I haven't really
been tracking.

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Yeah, you have.
You got a calendar
in your locker,

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and you write "Brea"
in bubbly letters every day.

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Look who's right there
with the information
no one needed.

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Here are your parental consent
forms for going off campus.

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Parental consent forms?

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Yeah, make sure
your folks sign this.

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It relieves us
of any liability

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around your accidental death
or dismemberment.

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Dismemberment?
Happens more than
you would think.

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Arms and feet,
they come off
like Barbie parts.

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Toodles.

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Adam's out.

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There's no way
Beverly Goldberg
signs anything

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where he can
lose a fingernail,
let alone a limb.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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I can just get a ride
with someone else, I guess.

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You want to ride shotgun
in my red Scirocco?

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No, she doesn't,
Matt Schernecke!

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And I can handle
Beverly Goldberg.

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Nothing less true
has ever been said.

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Start thinking
where you wanna chow, Brea.

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Not that you chow.
That's just a turn of phrase.

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You're a lovely eater.

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Small bites,
like a delicate bunny.

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Okay, as weird as that was,
one Mom autograph,

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and I'd be lunching
off campus with Brea Bee.

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Nothing was gonna stop me.

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Hell no.

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There's no way in the world
I'd let you drive to lunch.

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But I already drive!
What could possibly go wrong?

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But I knew.
We all did.

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The Goldbergs sucked
behind the wheel.

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Those are just five to seven
incredibly concrete examples.

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I already made
concessions

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on the crash helmet
and fire-retardant suit.

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All the other parents
are letting their kids
go off campus.

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All other parents
are idiots.

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I love you harder
and better

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than those people love
their idiot children.

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Well, I have two parents,
and I know for a fact

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that one of them
doesn't care at all.

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Dad, sign this.

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Ask your mother.
I'm asking you.

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I don't go against
your mother.

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I'm more of a "wait and see
and then wait some more"
kinda guy.

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So scoot.

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You broke your husband.

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And Mama's
comin' for you next!

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Please! I need this!
No.

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Marjorie Shenkman's
lawn guy's nephew

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went out for off-campus lunch
one time,

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flipped his Saab,
and skimmed the top
of his head off.

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Now when he goes
to cocktail parties,

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people try to put
their drinks on his head,

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like he's an end table.

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There is no flat-skulled man
with a whiskey sour
on his dome!

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He had to get a job
as Frankenstein

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at that theme restaurant where
they salute old horror movies.

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More drinks on the noggin.

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Just let me drive.

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He tried to cover it
with a toupee,

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but it didn't sit right.

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It looked like
an area rug

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sitting on top of
a Rubik's Cube.

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You're exhausting!
W... I'm just trying

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to keep my perfectly
round-headed schmoopie safe!

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As my mom was certain
I shouldn't drive,

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Geoff was unsure he could
pull off being Barry.

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I don't think I can
pull this off.
I'm perspiring so much!

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Actually,
if you're being Barry,
that's a nice touch.

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Now just walk in there,
show them your I.D.,

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and get you
a real lunch, buddy.

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Okay.
I can do this.

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My days of pocket foods
are done!

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ADULT ADAM: With that,
Geoff went for it.

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He'd be Barry Goldberg,

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and no one would
question him.

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Hold it.
Oh, no. I'm too
eager-to-please for prison.

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Let me see that card.

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Barry, huh?

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Oh, God.
I can explain.

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Please do. You look
so much better now.

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How'd you do it, Barry?

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Your...sweet cooking?

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I work the front.
Yeah, you do!

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What'd you say to me?
Barry Goldberg said it.

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Did you say
Barry Goldberg?

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Barry Goldberg's
one of my students.

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Uh-oh.
Uh-oh is right.

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You haven't been
to my mythology
class all semester.

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I thought Barry
dropped that class.

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I mean, me.
Me dropped that class.

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Class starts in five minutes.
Let's go.

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Oh, wow.
I hate confrontation.

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You have a strong grip
for a guy wearing tweed.

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ADULT ADAM:
And so Geoff was pulled
into Barry's life.

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But unlike Barry, he was
actually crushing it.

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Well done, Barry Goldberg.
Another "A."

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Wow, Barry Goldberg.
We sure could use you
in our study group.

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Yep, Geoff made Barry
look good,

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and other students
wanted in.

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Dude, you're rad!
Any interest in joining
our drum circle?

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All he wanted was a key
and a salad bar,

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but instead, Geoff got
Barry's full-fledged
college life.

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Grab some bongos
and join us, babe.

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Also, you're my sister,
so don't kiss me hello.

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Okay. Everyone out.

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Yeah,
the drum sesh is over.

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And don't forget to
take your ponchos

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and that musky cloud that
you all made together.

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Wow. My boyfriend's
crushing it as my brother.

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I'm so happy for you,
and also... [GAGS]

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I know. I just wanted
to use the cafeteria,

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but I discovered that
college is filled

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with so many opportunities
for personal growth.

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And I'm thrilled for you,
but you don't have to
say yes to everything.

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I'll try.
Right after crew practice.

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Aidan and Beckett
think that we can take
Dartmouth this year

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at Head of the Charles.

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ADULT ADAM:
While Geoff's college life
was setting sail,

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I was missing lunch
with my crew.

242
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,498
Where are we
headed for lunch,
my good man?

243
00:07:35,542 --> 00:07:36,673
Shakey's?

244
00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:38,458
That other Shakey's
that's closer but scarier?

245
00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,329
I'm just excited
to get off campus.

246
00:07:40,372 --> 00:07:41,461
The freedom's intoxicating.

247
00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:42,853
Know what's better
than freedom?

248
00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,769
The tried and true flavors
of our own cafeteria.

249
00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:47,336
Ha. You clearly didn't get
your mom's signature.

250
00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,338
I got my mom's
J. Hancock.

251
00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,558
Not that I need it.
I'm my own man.

252
00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,298
This shirt/cords combo
was all me.

253
00:07:53,342 --> 00:07:55,562
Great. I mean,
not the pants,

254
00:07:55,605 --> 00:07:57,128
but you can drive us
to the mall food court.

255
00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:58,565
The food court?

256
00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,871
So many cuisines from across
the globe in one spot.

257
00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:02,917
Chow mein. Tacos.

258
00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,745
The Sbarro Italian
experience.

259
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,137
You've never had real
Italian food,

260
00:08:06,181 --> 00:08:07,574
you don't know what
you're missing.

261
00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,227
Only problem...
The mall's 20 minutes away.

262
00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,882
We only got 45 for lunch.
We'll never make it.

263
00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,145
You'd never make it, but
Johnny Atkins could do it

264
00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,017
in a hurricane with his arms
tied behind his back.

265
00:08:16,060 --> 00:08:17,453
So, how's this work?

266
00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,629
You steer with your knees
and honk with your nose?

267
00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:20,761
[SCOFFS] This guy.

268
00:08:20,804 --> 00:08:22,676
So, you'll take us?
For a price.

269
00:08:22,719 --> 00:08:25,592
And that price is
a large Mr. Pibb. No ice.

270
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,637
Better be nothing but Pibb
to the tippy-top of that cup.

271
00:08:27,681 --> 00:08:29,117
I think that
can be arranged.
[CHUCKLES]

272
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,119
You coming, Ad?

273
00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:33,208
Ah... Screw it.

274
00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:36,254
There was no way I was
letting my mom ruin
my lunch with Brea,

275
00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:38,039
so I pulled
the riskiest move ever

276
00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,736
and forged her
signature...

277
00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:41,738
Until I pulled the next
riskiest move

278
00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:43,435
by getting in a van
with Johnny Atkins.

279
00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,786
[ENGINE REVS, TIRES SCREECH]

280
00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:49,137
He wasn't messing around.

281
00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:50,878
It was the craziest ride
of my life.

282
00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,142
He terrorized civilians,

283
00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,884
he violated every traffic law known to man,

284
00:08:56,927 --> 00:08:59,277
and at one point,
I think he jumped
over a drawbridge?

285
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:01,758
[TIRES SCREECH]
But somehow, he got
us there in one piece.

286
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,064
Let's move.

287
00:09:03,107 --> 00:09:04,631
We have seven minutes to eat

288
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:06,154
before we have
to do that again,
but in reverse.

289
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,156
[SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYS]

290
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:09,461
I can't believe
we made it.Me, neither.

291
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,246
Unfortunately,
we'd made it

292
00:09:11,289 --> 00:09:13,683
on my mom's
weekly mall-walking day.

293
00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,555
Nothing got by
Beverly Goldberg.

294
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,948
I smell my baby's
delicious head hair.

295
00:09:17,992 --> 00:09:19,384
Adam!

296
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,386
Oh, balls!

297
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:22,910
Yeah, big ones,
you little [BLEEP].

298
00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,477
While I was caught,
Geoff was caught up
in being Barry.

299
00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:27,001
And when the real
Barry showed up,

300
00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:29,003
he misread the situation
big-time.

301
00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,265
CROWD: [CHANTING] Barry!

302
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:31,788
What are you doing here?

303
00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:34,399
We all cleared out
so Andy could entertain
a lady.

304
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,966
It's his grandma,
and she won't stop talking.

305
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,185
[CHANTING CONTINUES]

306
00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:39,796
Is that Schwartz being
hoisted in the air

307
00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,668
like he just threw a touchdown
or attended a Jewish wedding?

308
00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,452
He just dominated
in ultimate Frisbee.

309
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,586
Why are you all
chanting "Barry,"

310
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,413
besides the many
obvious reasons?

311
00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:49,719
'Cause Barry's
a total airbender

312
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,460
who just pancaked
a hospital pass

313
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:53,244
and hucked a scoober
for the win!

314
00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:55,507
I don't know what
any of those are,
but he's not Barry.

315
00:09:55,551 --> 00:09:56,944
I'm Barry.

316
00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,903
It's cool, bro.
Sometimes people
have the same name.

317
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,470
You could be
Barry Number Two.

318
00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:03,341
What the hell did you just
say to me, Frisbee bro?

319
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,734
Yeah, uh, we should
probably talk.

320
00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,041
Um, do you remember
when we body-swapped?

321
00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:09,478
Vaguely.
I have a full plate
of magic in my life.

322
00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,088
Well, I've been
using your I.D.,
and it's been great.

323
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,917
I-I've been going to class,
making friends, joining clubs.

324
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:16,224
I've been going to this
college for six months,

325
00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,965
and I can't do
any of that stuff.

326
00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:19,967
Ha! It's like Geoff's
a better Barry
than you are.

327
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,664
Impossible.
I'm the best me.

328
00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:23,318
And I'm gonna prove it...

329
00:10:23,361 --> 00:10:25,755
After I send you
back into the shadows,
where you belong.

330
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,583
ADULT ADAM: For my brother,
being number two
wasn't an option.

331
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,367
It's all good,
Barry Number Two!

332
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:32,457
For actual Barry Goldberg,
this was war.

333
00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:35,460
ADULT ADAM:
Desperate for my freedom,

334
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:36,723
I had committed
the ultimate crime

335
00:10:36,766 --> 00:10:38,986
in my mom's eyes...
Using her name.

336
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:42,076
Who would do such
heinous acts?Unbelievable.

337
00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:45,775
Going against our wishes
and forging
our distinguished signatures.

338
00:10:45,819 --> 00:10:48,082
Distinguished?
Dad just holds the pen

339
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,780
and makes
the pizza-delivery guy
move the credit card slip.

340
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:53,261
Oh, more sass from
Mr. Sassafras over here.

341
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,741
Unbelievable.

342
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:57,265
I said I was sorry.
Can't we just move on?

343
00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:59,441
Murray, did you hear that?
The boy wants to move on.

344
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,877
Unbelievable.

345
00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,531
Thank you for always
backing me up.

346
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,098
He's not backing you up.

347
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,578
He's just peppering in
the word "unbelievable."

348
00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:08,493
Your father and I
are a united front.

349
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,886
Tell him, Murray.
Unbelievable.

350
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,105
Damn it, Murray!
What?

351
00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,411
Hey, congratulations
or whatever...

352
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,891
Graduating middle school.

353
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,198
February, and I'm
a junior in high school.

354
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:19,330
Mazel tov.
I did it, Bevy.Yay.

355
00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:21,158
You should probably focus
on your husband now.

356
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,117
That is a flower
that needs watering.

357
00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,509
Nice try,
but you are never

358
00:11:24,553 --> 00:11:26,555
leaving campus for lunch
ever again.

359
00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:28,775
But all my friends will be
off-campus without me!

360
00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:30,167
Well, them's the breaks,
naughty boy,

361
00:11:30,211 --> 00:11:31,778
and I'd say it's a light
tap on the wrist

362
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,736
compared to
the ultimate crime...

363
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,390
Murdering my heart.

364
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,131
You're both extremely bad
at this.

365
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,610
[SIGHS]

366
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:39,916
Do you believe this?

367
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,613
It's not my place
to get involved.

368
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:42,745
It literally is.
Okay.

369
00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,573
If you take away
the kid's friends,

370
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,662
he's gonna hate you
forever,

371
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,707
and then
I'll be his favorite,

372
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,534
which doesn't
work for me.

373
00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:52,276
That would also mean
I couldn't live with him
and his family

374
00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,801
and tuck them all in at night
in a bed we all share.

375
00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:56,454
I designed it.
It's called a super king.

376
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,586
So, you kinda get it.

377
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,066
Well, I can't have him
roaming

378
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,981
the crime-infested streets
of Jenkintown,

379
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,243
looking for cheap eats.

380
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,679
That is a toughie.

381
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,811
But I participated
a little,

382
00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:06,856
so the ball's
back in your court.

383
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,293
ADULT ADAM: Yep,
my mom was desperate to
keep me at a safe distance,

384
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:12,732
so she spread the word about
the latest hot spot
for off-campus lunch.

385
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,168
ADAM: Bev's Bites?

386
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,823
This is just my mom
making food at my house.

387
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,085
I don't do zoning
for the city.

388
00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,608
Just going for the free grub.

389
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,957
It was a brilliant chess move.

390
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,611
If I wanted to go
to a food court,

391
00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,656
my mom would bring
a food court to me.

392
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,746
Yep. Bev's Bites
was open for business.

393
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,051
What'll it be, sir?

394
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,227
I've got a wok, and I'll
put things in there

395
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:31,794
that the fast food chains
are afraid to.

396
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,317
What I want is answers.

397
00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:35,102
Who turns their home
into a food court?

398
00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,973
And... Oh, man, are
those Dippin' Dots?

399
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,714
We've got it all.

400
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,411
Hot dog on a stick?
No!

401
00:12:40,455 --> 00:12:41,543
Yes.

402
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,501
Damn it.
Exactly.

403
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:46,026
Now, why don't you go
sit with your friends
and that lovely Brea Bee?

404
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,463
No! Do not
pull her into this.

405
00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:50,900
I'm taking my sticked-dog
and my friends to go.

406
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,684
Sorry. Between
the beef shawarma

407
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:54,512
and your hot mom,
I'm not leaving.

408
00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:55,949
So sweet.

409
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,646
This is a pretty
tasty taco, Adam.

410
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,344
And this is
my first jambalaya,
and I jamba-like-it.

411
00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:02,607
No one's looking for your
wordplay, Schernecke.

412
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,045
And while I admit this
is all super weird...

413
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,134
Holy crap, can your mom
make an Orange Julius.

414
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,223
Well, the secret
is buying it at
Orange Julius.

415
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,441
[LAUGHS]

416
00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,529
Hey. I like her.

417
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,661
Damn it.
Here.

418
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:13,749
Put this
in your windshield,

419
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:14,881
and then you can park
in the driveway.

420
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:17,057
ADULT ADAM:
As my mom fed my friends,

421
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:18,754
Barry was feeling
fed up with Geoff.

422
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,801
I'm sure you are all aware
of why I called
this meeting of the JTP.

423
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,932
ALL: JTP?

424
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,673
You didn't. I did.

425
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,022
This is our weekly
chores meeting.

426
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,763
Silence, stupid
Matt Bradley!

427
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,114
Geoffrey Schwartz
has stolen my identity
and sullied my good name.

428
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,463
You gave him your I.D.

429
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,900
Specifics don't matter.

430
00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:35,640
What matters is,
is I'm jealous now.

431
00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,904
Aw, buddy, are you looking
for a little validation

432
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:39,688
because Geoff is living
your best life?

433
00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,081
Don't dig for
deeper reasons,

434
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,647
but yes, that'll
make me feel better.

435
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:45,563
I...guess you're not
afraid to express your
extreme emotions.

436
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,217
[THUD]
Oh!

437
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:49,393
And I guess you're not
afraid to get hit with chalk!
Do better!

438
00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:51,743
I got one. You're a great
political cartoonist.

439
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,136
You know it, son.
I am a great...

440
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:54,311
Wait, what?

441
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,792
Ha! You gave
Ronald Reagan
Dumbo ears.

442
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,664
Who?
It's hilarious in a smart way
that doesn't make you laugh.

443
00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,014
Take that, beltway.

444
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,972
I didn't do that!
I hate politics.

445
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,496
The only time I voted was
to keep the McRib going.

446
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:07,194
Geoff must've done this.

447
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,370
He's got
a deft artistic touch
all his own.

448
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:10,980
Damn it, he does!

449
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,982
He makes me seem creative
and insightful,

450
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:15,158
but that's not the Barry
people have come to expect!

451
00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,507
I've heard enough!

452
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,293
♪♪

453
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,685
GEOFF: Barry, what
are you doing here?

454
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:21,904
You don't play
ultimate Frisbee.

455
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,993
The real Barry Goldberg
dominates at all sports,

456
00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,169
and I'm gonna score
all over you.

457
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:28,171
With these Frisbees.
In an ultimate way.

458
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,694
You have no idea how this game
works at all, do you?

459
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,566
I'll master it as I go.

460
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,220
ADULT ADAM:
With that began an epic
battle between two men...

461
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,439
One who knew the game
and one who did not.

462
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,529
Fly, disc, fly!

463
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,489
While Geoff had
all the moves,
Barry did this.

464
00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,013
And while Geoff was
doing this, Barry did
a little of this.

465
00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:46,015
And whatever...this is.

466
00:14:46,059 --> 00:14:48,148
Dude, I'm on your team!
There are teams?

467
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,236
Hyah!

468
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,238
Oh! Is that points?
It should be!

469
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,979
Yep, the score
was lopsided,

470
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,024
as was the Frisbee
when Barry was done with it.

471
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,721
Unfortunately,
what he lacked in ability,

472
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:59,159
he didn't make up for
in sportsmanship.

473
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:01,683
You're all garbage!
I'm carrying us!

474
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,467
Get better!

475
00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:05,469
Also, what's that cone
for over there?

476
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,341
[CHEERING]
It was clear...

477
00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:09,865
The Barry Goldberg everyone
loved wasn't the real Barry.

478
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,258
Fine!

479
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:13,173
You stole
my awesome identity
away from me,

480
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,218
but body swaps
work both ways.

481
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,350
What are you saying?

482
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:18,874
I'm saying
you may have become
Barry Goldberg,

483
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,008
but there's nothing
stopping me from
becoming Geoff Schwartz.

484
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,487
Well, have fun with that.

485
00:15:23,531 --> 00:15:25,533
Uh, help yourself
to an orange slice.

486
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:28,275
ADULT ADAM: As Barry was
determined to take back
his name at all costs,

487
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,016
I was determined
to take back
my lunch hour.

488
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,626
Brea!
Hey...Adam.

489
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,106
Why are you yelling?
You're so close.

490
00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,630
Me. You.
The mall food court.
It's happening.

491
00:15:35,673 --> 00:15:37,414
I'd love to, but
Johnny won't drive us.

492
00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:38,589
I'm driving.

493
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,200
That drive is kinda crazy.
Are you sure you can do it?

494
00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,244
Girl, I've been playing
Pole Position

495
00:15:41,288 --> 00:15:42,680
since it came out
in the home version.

496
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,160
What?
To the wagon!

497
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,988
W-What do you think?

498
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,729
Keep reversing or try
to pull forward?

499
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,600
I just paid this off!

500
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,515
Mondays, am I right?
It's Wednesday!

501
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:52,821
While I was spinning
my wheels,

502
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,128
Barry hit the gas on his plan to bring Geoff down

503
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:56,912
by dragging
his good name.

504
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,696
Sorry I'm late,
everyone!

505
00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:02,526
I'm Geoff Schwartz,
and I bring the tardy
to the party.

506
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:03,832
You must be lost, sir.

507
00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,007
I'm exactly where
I need to be.

508
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,227
I'm a nerd.
Nerds like to learn.

509
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,316
I'm Geoff Schwartz.
What are you doing?

510
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,883
Being a terrible friend.
Because I'm Geoff Schwartz.

511
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:14,495
You keep saying your name
like that's an explanation
for the interruption.

512
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:15,844
Either sit or leave.

513
00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,150
On it,
Professor Mustache.

514
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,456
Okay.
Geoff Schwartz.

515
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,154
My dad's a dentist.
That's why I have
so many teeth.

516
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:22,459
Pretty sure your dad's
an eye doctor.

517
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,895
I know me.

518
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,419
I cry at Palmolive ads.

519
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,334
You did once, and it was
because the bunny got lost,

520
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,552
but then the boy found him
and cleaned him in the sink.

521
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,424
I go boom
in my trousers.

522
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:31,947
I'm Geoff Schwartz.
Oh, God. Why?

523
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,427
Boom means poop.
[CHUCKLES]

524
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,298
I'm Geoff Schwartz.
Geoff Schwartz, stop this.

525
00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,039
Why would this
Geoff Schwartz

526
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,954
do something for you,
Barry Goldberg?

527
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,738
Maybe because
this Barry Goldberg
is getting an "A."

528
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:42,958
Noice!
I'm dominating it.PROFESSOR: Okay!

529
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,700
It's painfully obvious
this is some kind of
movie-inspired body swap.

530
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,354
Fine. It's over.

531
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,486
You exposed me.
Damn right I did.

532
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,185
Just so you know,
I really loved being you.

533
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:53,403
Thanks a lot, Barry.

534
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,797
♪♪

535
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,412
ADULT ADAM:
I had made a mad dash
for the food court,

536
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,240
but I only made it as far
as the principal's office.

537
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,416
Need I tell you how serious
this offense is?

538
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,157
He knows.

539
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,941
Now, what I'd like
to know is exactly

540
00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:13,554
how the parental
signature verification
system broke down.

541
00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,295
He put the slip in my box,
and I put it in this pile.

542
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:16,818
What?

543
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,473
I assumed you had a team
of forgery experts

544
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,518
who reviewed each signature
and compared them

545
00:17:21,562 --> 00:17:24,695
against a master list
for authenticity.

546
00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,045
I just put it
in the pile.

547
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,612
Oh, who cares?
Your boy drove on top
of my sweet Prelude!

548
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,092
That thing was high-class!

549
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,616
Calm down about your Prelude.
It was just okay.

550
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:35,402
Okay? That plucky
sports compact got it done.

551
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,751
On the highway
and with the ladies.

552
00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:38,796
Okay, here's what's
gonna happen...

553
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,712
You will end off-campus
lunch forever,

554
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:44,585
and I will not sue you
for hundreds of millions
of dollars.

555
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:45,934
Let me think about it.
Deal.

556
00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:48,110
What?
I'll be a social pariah!

557
00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,807
Welcome to the bottom, baby.

558
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,027
It's one thing that I have
to live under your oppression,

559
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,550
but that doesn't mean
that everyone else should.

560
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,552
I don't care about
everyone else.

561
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,251
I only care about keeping
you safe, schmoopaloo.

562
00:17:58,294 --> 00:17:59,252
Soon I won't need
your signature,

563
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:00,818
and when that day comes,

564
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,038
you'll be lucky if you
ever see me again.

565
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,301
♪♪

566
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,086
[CLANK]
Hey!

567
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,565
You can't say stuff
like that to me.

568
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,827
But I mean it.

569
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,960
Why would
I want to be anywhere
near your craziness?

570
00:18:12,003 --> 00:18:14,615
Because you have to.
I am your mom.

571
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,486
I love you more
than myself.

572
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,619
Come on! Enough!

573
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,186
[SIGHS]

574
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,143
Someday, when
you're a parent,

575
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,666
you're gonna see
how hard it is

576
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,843
to worry about your kids
every moment of every day.

577
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,064
You don't worry about Barry
and Erica like this anymore.

578
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:32,241
Of course I do.
It never stops.

579
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:34,635
I feel like there's
a little piece of my heart

580
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,985
floating around out there,
and I may never get it back.

581
00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,595
[THE CALL'S
THE WALLS CAME DOWNPLAYS]

582
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,120
Adam, you need to understand
that I will never change

583
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,991
when it comes to
protecting my kids.

584
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,124
And you need to know
you're not protecting me.

585
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,692
You're just keeping me
from experiencing life.

586
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,694
[SIGHS]

587
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,262
I suppose I could...

588
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,959
Loosen the reins
a little bit.

589
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:58,093
♪ And the walls came down

590
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,877
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out no matter
how much I grew up,

591
00:18:59,921 --> 00:19:02,402
my mom was always
gonna be my mom,

592
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,143
because there are
some relationships

593
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:05,535
that you can
always count on.

594
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,102
Hey.

595
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,148
Barry?
What are you doing here?

596
00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:10,801
I thought you'd be out ruining
what's left of my rep.

597
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:13,064
I came to say sorry.

598
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,458
I shouldn't have said
any of that stuff.

599
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,634
I know you don't go
boom in your trousers.

600
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,507
But I don't get it.
It was your idea for me
to take your I.D.

601
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,117
So you can get a meal
at the dining hall,

602
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,901
not become a better me
than me.

603
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:26,165
I guess
I got carried away.

604
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,427
You were just
taking advantage

605
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:29,255
of all the amazing things
here that I haven't.

606
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,648
Well, why not?
I don't know.

607
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,824
'Cause it's scary
trying new stuff.

608
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,870
It was easier hanging
with the JTP

609
00:19:35,913 --> 00:19:37,219
and not putting myself
out there.

610
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,134
But, Barry, you can, too.

611
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,657
Really?

612
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,051
You're not just
Barry Goldberg.
You're Big Tasty.

613
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:44,487
You've got more confidence
than anyone.

614
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,749
It's not always earned.

615
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:46,924
It's rarely earned.

616
00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:49,144
But that's what
makes you you.

617
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,452
And I know it's only
a matter of time before
you own this place.

618
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,715
And besides, soon enough,
I'll be going here with you,

619
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:56,586
and the two of us
will be unstoppable.

620
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,501
Okay. I'm doing it.

621
00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:01,461
I'm throwing myself
into this place for real.

622
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,071
Look out, college!

623
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:05,247
There's about to be a new
Big Tasty on campus.

624
00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:06,770
Hell yeah, there is.

625
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:09,773
♪ Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

626
00:20:09,817 --> 00:20:12,733
ADULT ADAM: Life has a way
of turning you upside down

627
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,301
and making you feel like
you're not yourself.

628
00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,564
But sometimes,
that's the perfect thing

629
00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,782
to help you
get where you need to be.

630
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:19,914
[SEAT BELTS CLICK]

631
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:21,307
Ready?
Let's do it.

632
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:22,612
And even though
we never know

633
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,092
where the journey's
gonna take us...

634
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:25,702
You really gonna
do this every day?

635
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,138
No.

636
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:28,923
Just for
the next few months.

637
00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:31,404
...one thing's for sure,
riding with the ones we love

638
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:33,144
makes it a whole lot better,

639
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:35,756
even if that's
right across the street.

640
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,585
♪ Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

641
00:20:38,628 --> 00:20:41,240
In the end, things start to make a whole lot more sense

642
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,677
once we see life from
someone else's perspective.

643
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,200
After all, how else
would you know

644
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,810
what you're missing out on?

645
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:49,422
♪ Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ♪

646
00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:51,598
♪♪

647
00:20:51,641 --> 00:20:53,295
MURRAY: Who wants
a hot dog or a hamburger?

648
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,644
BEVERLY: SpaghettiOs?

649
00:20:54,688 --> 00:20:56,385
[BELL DINGING]

650
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:02,348
Dude! The most bananas
thing just happened!

651
00:21:02,391 --> 00:21:04,872
I was minding my business
and making mouth sounds
into a desk fan,

652
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,352
when I switched
bodies with Erica.

653
00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,441
What's going on?
It's me. Big Tasty.

654
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:09,920
But I'm stuck in this
dumb lady body,

655
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:10,791
and I can't even
nunchuck.

656
00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:15,752
See? I usually have the skills
of a bajillion Bruce Lees.

657
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:16,884
This is weird, sweetie.

658
00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:18,364
Sweetie?
Don't be gross, you turd.

659
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:21,018
Hey! I'm Erica.

660
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,325
I like dumb leather boots
or being a wiseass.

661
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:24,544
I'm sad and pathetic...

662
00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,589
Ow! Ow! Ow!

663
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:27,721
Oh, no.

664
00:21:27,764 --> 00:21:28,809
Yeah, I guess
I'm pretty good
with these things.

665
00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:29,549
Ow. [GROANS]