1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:02,036 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:03,937 you couldn't just book a vacation on the Internet. 3 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:07,608 Nope. The only way to get away was with the help of a pro... 4 00:00:07,641 --> 00:00:08,809 A travel agent. 5 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,911 Excuse me, gentlemen, would you know where I can find 6 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,480 the party people on this campus? 7 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,614 Maybe the geology building? 8 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:15,049 Over at that dorm that looks like a motel? 9 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:17,285 JTP, get your act together. 10 00:00:17,318 --> 00:00:19,153 We are the party people on campus. 11 00:00:19,187 --> 00:00:21,855 I did just go to my niece's fourth B-day party, 12 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:23,524 so I guess it's technically true. 13 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:26,694 Shayna's four? Where does the time go? 14 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:28,962 Don't listen to them. We party. Hardy. 15 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,364 Well, I believe that you believe that. 16 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:32,533 So, gentlemen, strap yourselves in 17 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:34,635 for the spring break of a lifetime. 18 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:37,805 I'm talking about sun and fun and buns. 19 00:00:37,838 --> 00:00:38,872 We're in! 20 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:40,641 Whether you mean bread or girls' butts. 21 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:42,243 You could make a good night out of both. 22 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,377 We respect women. 23 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,079 An epic spring break with my boys 24 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:47,014 is everything I want and deserve. 25 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,183 Bar, even if we wanted to, we can't afford a trip right now. 26 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,884 Guys. Check this out. 27 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:53,087 For the price of a hundred-gallon cup of coffee, 28 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:57,358 you can be frolicking on the white sandy beaches of Camaica. 29 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:58,526 Actual sand color may vary. 30 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,261 Camaica? Don't you mean Jamaica? 31 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,429 Do I? Do you? 32 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,797 I don't! I'm talking about sunny Camaica. 33 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,800 It's 70 miles east, and it's where Jamaica dumps its trash. 34 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,569 That description sounds terrible, 35 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,838 but these pictures let me know the opposite is true. 36 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:11,905 Right? 37 00:01:11,939 --> 00:01:13,073 I guess with the stress of college, 38 00:01:13,107 --> 00:01:14,875 I could use a real vacation. 39 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,844 Well, it sounds like you odd, anxious gents 40 00:01:16,877 --> 00:01:19,012 could use some free promotional watches. 41 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,215 Check it. It doesn't even have numbers. 42 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,417 And there's no hands. It just says "Who cares?" 43 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:25,353 That's right. Because when you're in Camaica, 44 00:01:25,386 --> 00:01:27,288 (JAMAICAN ACCENT) you're on island time, mon. 45 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:30,524 Nowhere to be but right here, right now, mon. 46 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,160 (NORMAL VOICE) That's not racist, is it? Eh... 47 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,928 And "paradise" is a word that means different things to different people, 48 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:37,265 much like the words "liar" or "pregnant." 49 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,066 Geoff, pack your bags! 50 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:40,301 We're going on spring break. 51 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,835 I'm in. Eh, just one sec. 52 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:43,471 Erica, do you want me to pack for you? 53 00:01:43,504 --> 00:01:45,072 Geoff, I'm a grown woman. 54 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,907 And keep that in mind when you're choosing my beachwear. 55 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,209 No way! 56 00:01:48,242 --> 00:01:49,843 This isn't a couples' trip. 57 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:51,379 This is spring break. 58 00:01:51,412 --> 00:01:53,046 The most no-strings-attached, 59 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:54,648 Erica-free travel week of them all. 60 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,050 Yeah. Bringing your girlfriend to spring break 61 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,952 is like bringing sand to the beach. 62 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:01,489 Which I might recommend because the shoreline of Camaica 63 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,756 is covered in dead whales. 64 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,492 Dude, I wanna spring break, too. 65 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,027 I've got a bikini and $40 to bribe foreign cops with. 66 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,262 Damn it! 67 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,598 Now Erica's hot friend with no moral compass is coming. 68 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:11,665 Spring break is ruined. 69 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:12,900 So, Ren and I will split a room 70 00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:14,268 and you guys can all bunk together, 71 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,569 so you can still have your boys' trip 72 00:02:15,603 --> 00:02:16,637 and we can work on our tans. 73 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,806 Me and the guys I already live with 74 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:21,242 hanging out somewhere else? 75 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,310 Yes! 76 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:23,977 That "yes" is non-refundable. 77 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,214 Okay. White people dance! 78 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,216 (STEEL DRUMS PLAY) 79 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,083 * I'm twisted up inside 80 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,953 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 81 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,491 * I don't know the future 82 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:41,229 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 83 00:02:41,262 --> 00:02:42,996 ADULT ADAM: It was April 1st, 1980-something, 84 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,467 and I was about to find out what my college fortunes held. 85 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:49,370 Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores. 86 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:51,705 The warm-up test before the real test. 87 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,474 Oh! The stakes have never been higher. 88 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,142 That sounds wrong, but sure. 89 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,078 What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy 90 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,248 or shame you into a state school, 91 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:02,850 where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, 92 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,552 and, God forbid, teachers. 93 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,288 Man, this glue is tough. Do you have a letter opener? 94 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,989 Just give it to me. You're... I... 95 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,658 Just give it to me! (ENVELOPE TEARS) 96 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,992 Oh, here it is! Here it is! 97 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,928 On your verbal portion, you got in the 90th percentile! 98 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:16,864 That's really high! 99 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,532 (CHUCKLES) Okay, and on your math, 100 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,934 you got in the bottom 5th percentile. 101 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:22,836 That's really low. Is it? 102 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,272 I'm not really a numbers guy. 103 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:25,339 Yeah, I'm getting that. 104 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,007 Okay, I'm not gonna overreact, 105 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,176 but this is the worst disaster 106 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,512 that's ever happened to any family ever. 107 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,181 I walked across Europe as a child, but sure. 108 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,951 Hey, random topic switch... Um, isn't your meeting 109 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,387 with your guidance counselor coming up? 110 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,554 Yeah. Tomorrow. Great. 111 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:42,956 Why don't you show this to him and see what he says? 112 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,024 I will. 113 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,959 Thanks for being so supportive and understanding. 114 00:03:45,993 --> 00:03:48,696 Of course, my perfect angel who can do no wrong. 115 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:49,763 Mm. 116 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,332 That beautiful dum-dum 117 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,567 needs to get his head screwed on straight. 118 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:56,169 So, what's your plan? You gonna ride him like a show pony 119 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:57,538 till he bends to your will? 120 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,206 Adam's graduating next year, 121 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,042 and I don't want to send him into the world upset with me. 122 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,778 I'm gonna be the good cop so he can be upset with other people. 123 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,179 That does make some sense. 124 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:09,249 And I'll come out of this still the number-one lady in his life, 125 00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:11,018 now and forever. 126 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:12,720 That makes less sense. 127 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,955 ADULT ADAM: My mom knew Mr. Perott would confirm 128 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,891 that my test scores were trash, and she was right. 129 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:19,893 Adam, these scores are not so hot. 130 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,094 I thought nerds were good at math. 131 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,396 I'm more of a geek. Mm-hmm. 132 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,264 W-We're still social and physical klutzes 133 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,599 with quirky personalities, 134 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:28,168 but we have intense passions for fringe interests. 135 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,236 And what's a dweeb? 136 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,639 Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, 137 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,374 but what should I do about my test scores? 138 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:35,909 Adam, let me ask you something... Why NYU? 139 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,645 The film program. It's top notch. 140 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:39,513 Then you want to be a filmmaker? Well, then it's all good. 141 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,614 Oh, great. 142 00:04:40,648 --> 00:04:43,050 I was starting to worry NYU wasn't an option. 143 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,052 That's a good instinct, because you'll never get in there. 144 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,387 But that's okay. 145 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:48,221 Listen, college isn't always a necessity 146 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,523 if you want to be a filmmaker. 147 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:50,658 I bet a lot of your film heroes 148 00:04:50,691 --> 00:04:52,360 never even went to fancy film school. 149 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,928 Heck, Tony Scott had a worthless art degree, 150 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,430 and he made Top Gun. 151 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,632 There you go. Take the money you would've given to NYU 152 00:04:58,666 --> 00:04:59,967 and go make a movie. 153 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,370 And put Bob Balaban in it. He's fantastic. 154 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,837 I dunno. What about Hector Elizondo? 155 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,138 No, they're both solid character actors 156 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,574 that deserve their own thing, 157 00:05:06,607 --> 00:05:09,009 but I meant I don't know about skipping college. 158 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,378 You know what? 159 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:12,546 There's a Led Zeppelin song that applies to this moment. 160 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,914 Oh. Are you gonna play it? 161 00:05:13,947 --> 00:05:15,983 Uh, no. I never learned it. I probably shouldn't have brought it up. 162 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:17,818 But hey, that's a lesson in itself, too, right? 163 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,019 Y-Y-Yes? 164 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,221 While Mr. Perott expanded my world view, 165 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,656 spring break had started, 166 00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:25,258 and Barry and Erica's view was not great. 167 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:26,326 Excuse me? 168 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,261 Um, are we at the right hotel? 169 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,630 Moccasins: Camaica? 170 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,698 Welcome! 171 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,265 That smell is not the ocean! (CHUCKLES) 172 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,468 But it doesn't look like the pictures in the brochure. 173 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,470 Well, that's because those were architectural renderings, 174 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:37,571 which we ignored. 175 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,172 It's fine. Could you please just show us to our... 176 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:40,474 Oh, God! Is that a snake? 177 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:43,010 Probably. This hotel's named Moccasins 178 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,177 because of all the water moccasins. 179 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:45,879 I thought it was named for the comfy shoe? 180 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:49,282 Nope. Anyway, there is a complimentary machete in every room. 181 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:51,018 I'm gonna be sick. Come on, Erica. 182 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:53,120 It's... It's rustic and cute and damp 183 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:54,455 and something just dripped in my mouth! 184 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:55,989 (GAGS) No, I'm literally gonna be sick. 185 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,959 Oh, I told her not to have the shrimp cocktail on that discount airline! 186 00:05:58,992 --> 00:06:01,128 All right, enough local color. Let's hit the pool. 187 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,864 No way, man. I've been on a schedule all semester. 188 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,066 I'm on island time now. 189 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,637 And according to my timepiece, it's relax o'clock. 190 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,472 Fine! I'll swim alone then. 191 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,140 Well, don't open your eyes or swallow. 192 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,543 We over-chlorinate on account of all the water lice. 193 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,645 I'm starting to think this hastily planned 194 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:19,913 discount vacation to a trash island 195 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,982 is not gonna be the spring break of my dreams. 196 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,684 ADULT ADAM: As Barry faced a tough break, 197 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,753 I had to give my mom the tough news. 198 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:28,088 Mom, I spoke to my guidance counselor, 199 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,758 and he told me I can't get into NYU with those scores. 200 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:35,195 Oh, my! That is shocking and disappointing and not coming from me. 201 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,765 So, I've decided I'm not going to college. 202 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:40,067 Say what now? Yeah, Mr. Perott said I don't need it. 203 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,937 Did he, though? (CHUCKLES) That rascal. 204 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:46,039 Yeah, that wasn't gonna work for my mom, 205 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,709 so she found the perfect person to do the work for her. 206 00:06:48,742 --> 00:06:50,578 Hey! Why'd you turn off Tootie? 207 00:06:50,611 --> 00:06:52,713 She was about to give Mrs. Garrett the what for. 208 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,883 Adam, I completely stand by your decision not to go to college. 209 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,217 What? Mom! 210 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,686 Oh, no. Did I let that slip? 211 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,120 What's she talking about, moron? 212 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,756 My guidance counselor told me to be inspired by life. 213 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,858 That's it. I'm going down and talking to him. 214 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,960 Murray, no! Come on! Move! 215 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,529 Let's respect Adam's choice. 216 00:07:08,562 --> 00:07:09,697 Dad! MURRAY: Moron! 217 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,931 I tried to stop him. 218 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,600 Keys. (GRUNTS) 219 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:13,701 (DOOR CLOSES) Mom! 220 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,068 If only there was something I could do. 221 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,203 Name? Perott. 222 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,905 Third door on the left, main hallway. 223 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,272 (GRUNTS) No. 224 00:07:19,306 --> 00:07:21,509 (DOOR CLOSES) Ooh, my hands are tied. 225 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:24,144 ADULT ADAM: So, easily stepping into the shoes of bad cop, 226 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,947 my dad went to school and laid down the law. 227 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,283 That day, my father explained all the reasons why college 228 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:32,452 was the only thing that mattered to him in life. 229 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:34,387 And in conclusion... Moron! 230 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,889 Okay, I get it. You're angry. 231 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,892 I didn't work my whole life so my son wouldn't go to college. 232 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,529 Mr. Goldberg, what did you work your whole life for, huh? 233 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,096 When was the last time you saw a sunset 234 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:44,632 or drank fresh rainwater from the sky, 235 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,166 or went to Portugal, huh? 236 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,468 Portugal? Who the hell's got time for Portugal? 237 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:51,572 Look, Mr. Goldberg, I did not tell your son not to go to college. 238 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,140 I just told him he had options, 239 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,708 and maybe it would do him good to see the world. 240 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:55,776 He can do that later. 241 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,344 When? Have you done that? 242 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,080 Or have you been, uh, as you put it, 243 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,615 "Working your whole life"? 244 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,885 ** 245 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:05,953 So? 246 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,320 Why have we never been to Portugal? 247 00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:09,156 Who gives a crap about Portugal? 248 00:08:09,189 --> 00:08:10,991 How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor? 249 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,193 I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out. 250 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:14,361 What? 251 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,797 No, you were supposed to be the bad cop! 252 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:20,333 You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. 253 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,770 Tile, Bevy! 254 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:23,904 It's no way to live! 255 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,839 ADULT ADAM: While my mom's bad cop let her down, 256 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,677 my brother was making the most of his bad vacation. 257 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,111 Hey! Ready to hit the club? 258 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,980 Drinking age is 10, but they don't card. 259 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,748 Yeah, as fun and alarming as that sounds, 260 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,316 I-I gotta stay with Erica. 261 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,785 Damn it, Schwartz! 262 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,352 I knew you'd bail on our boys' trip. 263 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,589 All you wanna do is party with my sister. 264 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,390 Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call it a party. 265 00:08:43,423 --> 00:08:46,193 Oh, everything inside me's coming out of my face! 266 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:47,995 Okay, just try to make it to the bathroom, sweetie! 267 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:49,763 Oh, my God. What am I looking at? 268 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:52,032 Yeah, it's not great. I need towels, I need Gatorade, 269 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,534 and I need a doctor who doesn't also work the omelet station! 270 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,636 On it, my dove! 271 00:08:55,669 --> 00:08:56,804 (VOMITS) I'm sorry, Bar. 272 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:59,339 When she's at her weakest, I have to be my strongest. 273 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,473 Shut the door! 274 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:02,509 ** 275 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:05,012 Well, spring break is a disaster. 276 00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:08,315 Dude, I didn't come to the murky shores of Camaica to give up. 277 00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:10,150 Let's get some lobster. Lobster? 278 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:12,152 But our "College Saver Brass Package" 279 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:13,887 said the only restaurants we have access to 280 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,088 is the vending machines. 281 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,189 Just follow my lead. 282 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,491 ** 283 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,193 Hi. 284 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,995 You're probably expecting us for dinner. 285 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,096 We're on our honeymoon. 286 00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:24,331 Are you the Fergusons? 287 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,266 What? No. That's not right. (LAUGHS) 288 00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,801 What? Honey. 289 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,169 Yes, of course it is. 290 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,104 He's still getting used to me taking his name. (CHUCKLES) 291 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,106 Well, you're a day early, but welcome. 292 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,042 Hmm. 293 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,444 Congratulations, lovebirds. 294 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,847 Your complimentary lobster is on the way. 295 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,448 Complimentary? Of course. 296 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,884 You have the honeymoon all-inclusive package. 297 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,619 ADULT ADAM: Yep, thanks to Ren, 298 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,921 Barry's spring break was about to turn around. 299 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:52,826 There was the fancy dinner and the fancier dessert, 300 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,696 even fancy table-side entertainment. 301 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,466 Sure, it wasn't the night Barry imagined, but it was epic. 302 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,368 And then after years... 303 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,170 Mm. Years. ...of hinting and waiting 304 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:04,838 and that terrible fight with my mom... 305 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,173 Mm. We don't talk about that. (CHUCKLES) 306 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,440 ...he finally popped the question. 307 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:09,609 You know, we really have to get together 308 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:10,911 when we're back on the mainland. 309 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,479 Absolutely, Jen! 310 00:10:12,512 --> 00:10:15,015 Me and the wife would love to have you and Tom over 311 00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,217 to discuss politics or lawnmowers 312 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,585 or other boring married stuff. (CHUCKLES) 313 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,920 Let me get a picture of the two of you 314 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,254 for my good old scrapbook. 315 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,322 Say "cheese"! 316 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,556 Chee... 317 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,792 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) 318 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,027 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Barry's trip went from a bust 319 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,962 to the best ever. 320 00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,097 Spring break! Whoo! 321 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,968 ADULT ADAM: After his kiss with Ren, Barry needed guidance 322 00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,771 from the closest thing he knew to a married couple. 323 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,572 Oh, babe, Barry's here to check on you. 324 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:41,241 Oh, I feel a lot better, actually. 325 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:44,111 I don't care. Healthy, sick, basically dead. 326 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,746 I need advice. 327 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:48,115 And so, my brother told them all about his fake honeymoon 328 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,884 with Ren, ending with the magical smooch. 329 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,019 (GAGS) 330 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,520 Oh, hon, I thought you weren't nauseous anymore. 331 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,923 (GAGS) I wasn't, but the thought of Barry kissing 332 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,290 another one of my friends? 333 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,458 What can I say? 334 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,494 Ladies love my semi-symmetrical face and curves for days. 335 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:04,464 Is it possible Ren kissed you to keep up the ruse of your fake marriage? 336 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,834 Yes. That is the only logical conclusion. 337 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:09,837 It was real. She winked at me afterwards. 338 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:11,471 It was like she was saying, "Yeah, boy. 339 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,106 "I'm all about those lips." (GAGS) 340 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,175 Or maybe that wink meant "We fooled them." 341 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,711 Impossible. For one incredible moment, 342 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:21,181 time magically stopped and our mouths danced as one. 343 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,250 (VOMITS) 344 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:24,451 So, I've been thinking. 345 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:27,254 After high school, I won't go straight to L.A. 346 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,922 I'll bum around Europe a bit. 347 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,924 You know, not all who wander are lost. 348 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,027 I love everything about this new hobo plan for your future. 349 00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,496 Well, I don't wanna be late for school. 350 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,698 Although, who cares? 351 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,734 I'm not trying to go to college, right? 352 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,702 (LAUGHS) 353 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,105 You slay me, Schmoo. (LAUGHS) 354 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,074 Have a great day not trying. 355 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,543 Oh (BLEEP) everything! 356 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,280 So, what's new? 357 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,884 What's new is that I need a real college counselor, 358 00:11:56,917 --> 00:11:58,218 one with balls. 359 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:01,755 Oh, y-you mean someone who can put the fear of God into Adam? 360 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,424 Better. Someone I can put the fear of God in 361 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,359 to put the fear of God into Adam. 362 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,295 ADULT ADAM: And that meant tracking down Mr. Glascott, 363 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,696 my old guidance counselor, 364 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,165 who was more than a little afraid of Beverly Goldberg. 365 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:15,302 (WHISTLING) BEVERLY: (EERILY) Glascott. 366 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:17,470 ** 367 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,074 Glascott. 368 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,611 Glascott. 369 00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,780 Come out and play-ay. 370 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:28,348 Ah! Come on! 371 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,084 Glascott. 372 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,619 (ENGINE STARTS) 373 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,687 (SCREAMS) 374 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:37,224 Ah! Please be gentle! I'm a father to a parent! 375 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,759 I need you to be Adam's guidance counselor again. 376 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,628 No, I did everything to get away from you. 377 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,164 I switched my roster from A through M 378 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,900 to N through Z, despite the fact that I was on the verge 379 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,036 of some real breakthroughs with a couple of the D's. 380 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,905 Of course, it would be a shame if the cruel, judgmental teens 381 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,573 of William Penn found out about this. 382 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,342 (GASPS) Oh, no. 383 00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,544 You discovered my Prince tribute cabaret show. 384 00:12:57,577 --> 00:13:00,280 So moving. Even doves would cry. 385 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,915 But that's not for the general public. 386 00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,783 It's for friends and family 387 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,718 and industry if they're interested. 388 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,955 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was attempting to control my life, 389 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,924 the JTP had lost control of their sense of time. 390 00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:14,294 Evening, my good man. Can you tell us where the party's at? 391 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,662 We're ready to spring break! 392 00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:17,064 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 393 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,666 Well, it's 9:00 a.m., so you can enjoy our Tuesday brunch buffet. 394 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,101 Tuesday? 395 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,570 Did we just sleep for 36 hours straight? 396 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,105 Oh, no! 397 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,574 Island time has robbed us of real-world time. 398 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,976 Damn you, island time! 399 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:31,011 Finally, a robbery I'm allowed to ignore. 400 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,579 (CHUCKLES) Anyway, 401 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,948 Mr. Ferguson, I see that you've already enjoyed 402 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,149 all of your honeymoon perks. 403 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,817 That's not possible. 404 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:39,252 Come on. Let's figure this out. 405 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,855 Ahh. There's my better half. 406 00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:44,657 I had an amazing time last night, Mrs. Me. 407 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,459 (CHUCKLES) Dude, nobody's around. 408 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:47,560 You don't have to act like that. 409 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,862 Oh, and I asked around at the pool, 410 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,931 and everybody says that Senor Snake 411 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,632 is the best club to hook up. 412 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,402 Hook up? As in search out other people we would kiss 413 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,769 that wouldn't be each other? 414 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,606 That's a long road, but yeah. 415 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,041 Whoa. You look kinda sick. 416 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,709 Are you sure you don't have what Erica has? 417 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,012 I've never felt better. 418 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,280 Sure, we spent all night talking and connecting 419 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,050 so I'll know exactly what kind of strangers you'll want to kiss. 420 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,784 Let's club. 421 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,520 ADULT ADAM: And so they clubbed. 422 00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:15,788 Deep down, Barry couldn't have fun. 423 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:17,790 He hated watching his fake wife flirt. 424 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:20,460 All right! How low can you go? 425 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:23,363 (SIGHS) I don't think I can go any lower. 426 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,664 Except he did. 427 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,300 That night, Barry crushed the limbo contest. 428 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:29,336 ** 429 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,703 (CHEERING) 430 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:31,972 We got ourselves a winner! 431 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,673 But he sure didn't feel like it. 432 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,808 I need to say something. 433 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,812 I came here to have the spring break of a lifetime, 434 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:43,050 to party with my boys and hook up with girls. 435 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,351 (CHEERING) 436 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,086 No! No! 437 00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:49,489 Don't cheer that, because the sun, fun, and buns 438 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:52,159 are meaningless, fleeting distractions. 439 00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,661 Barry, what's going on? 440 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:58,331 What's going on is I felt something when we kissed, 441 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,567 and I gotta know... 442 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,768 Did you feel something, too? 443 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:05,838 I'm sorry. I... 444 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,441 I was just...having fun. 445 00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,045 Ooh! 446 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,247 She wasn't feeling it... 447 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,782 But I feel something. 448 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,484 Da, da, da beat! 449 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,719 (CHEERING) (ISLAND MUSIC PLAYS) 450 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,588 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's spring break had gone off the rails, 451 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:25,125 my mom had scared Mr. Glascott into steering me back on track. 452 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,660 So, you see, Adam, most who wander are lost, 453 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:31,131 unless they wander into a PSAT prep course 454 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,033 and then onto the campus of NYU 455 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,235 for a life of parent-pleasing success. 456 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,870 I guess it does seem safer than backpacking across Europe. 457 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:38,938 Adam. 458 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,773 Hey, Mr. P. How's it going? 459 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,442 Well, I guess it's going to Mr. Glascott now. 460 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:45,445 I thought we had a rapport, then you requested a new counselor. 461 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,546 Wait, what? 462 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,747 Keep walking, Perott. 463 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,217 The boy is mine. Don't try to poach my ward. 464 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,319 I didn't poach your ward. You poached my ward, Glascott. 465 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,553 You guys call us "wards"? 466 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,621 Look into your heart. 467 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,089 Who would you rather be a ward to? 468 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,924 I just wanna make movies, man! 469 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,059 Then go make 'em, Adam. 470 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,727 The boy needs to attend college. 471 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,229 His she-devil mother demands it. 472 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,796 Wait, my mom was behind this? 473 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,398 Ah. Yes. Dang it. 474 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,567 And I dress up like Prince on the weekends. 475 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,635 The secret is out. 476 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,170 (CHUCKLES) She can't hurt me now. 477 00:16:10,203 --> 00:16:11,271 Good for you. 478 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,505 Shut up. 479 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:13,973 ADULT ADAM: After all that talk of having my back, 480 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:17,277 my mom had actually been stabbing me in the back instead. 481 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,312 You switched my guidance counselor? 482 00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,981 Only because he wasn't telling you what I wanted you to hear. 483 00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:23,783 Oh, then why didn't you just tell me? 484 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,486 Instead, I got caught up in some kind of ward triangle. 485 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,121 I was just trying to be supportive. 486 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,722 No, you weren't. 487 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,958 You just wanted me to think you were supportive. 488 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,626 You were trying to control me. 489 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:37,097 Okay, fine. But you are making a huge mistake. 490 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,167 You won't have a good future if you don't go to college, 491 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,270 and you can't do that if you don't try to raise your score. 492 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,806 I did try, and I still blew it. 493 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,741 At least you supporting me made me feel 494 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,744 it wasn't the end of the world, but that was all a lie. 495 00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,780 ** 496 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,285 ADULT ADAM: After publicly pouring his heart out, 497 00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:01,521 Barry's spring break couldn't get worse. Barry. 498 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,490 I don't want to be the reason that you don't eat breakfast. 499 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:06,059 Hey! There's the happy couple! 500 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:08,128 Yeah, we're not married. I can't pretend anymore. 501 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,630 Oh, no! Oh, don't give up yet. 502 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,932 No, he's saying we were never a couple. 503 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,636 Okay. Mr. Ferguson, why don't you tell me some of the things 504 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,771 that you love about Mrs. Ferguson? 505 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,173 But I don't... Come on. 506 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,942 What kind of a two-day sober buffet waitress would I be 507 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,877 if I let you two split up without trying to help? 508 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,813 Fine. 509 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,316 I guess I love how she can turn a bad situation 510 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,684 into the most fun I ever had, 511 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:35,155 and how she can turn strangers into lifelong friends, 512 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,956 and how when she kisses me, 513 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:38,925 wherever I am becomes paradise. 514 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,028 Well, if you think it's black mold, don't lick it. 515 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,496 That's them! Well, that can't be them. 516 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,897 Those are the Fergusons. 517 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,533 Uh, we need to split up. 518 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,700 Why? 'Cause it's over? 519 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,901 No. Because we're in trouble. 520 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,103 Move! Oh! 521 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,671 Oh, God, Mr. Fergus... 522 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,072 ** 523 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,707 Morning, Schmoo. I made your favorite... 524 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,576 Waffles shaped like the Death Star. 525 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,078 Great. 526 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,514 Do you know how long it took me to make these? 527 00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:03,450 Not long. They're just circles. 528 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,353 Bevy, I think you need to give the boy some space. 529 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,556 Me? We wouldn't be here if you'd just stayed the bad cop. 530 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,192 Well, right now, I think he needs two good cops. 531 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,927 All I want is for my son to get the best out of life. 532 00:18:14,961 --> 00:18:16,596 We both do. 533 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,631 I chose to work and not see the world. 534 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,899 That was right for me. 535 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,201 Might not be right for him. 536 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,902 But college is everything to you. 537 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:25,572 And hopefully, it'll mean everything to him. 538 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,941 But he's got to find his own way there, and we gotta let him. 539 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,744 ADULT ADAM: My mom realized instead of pretending to be supportive, 540 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,647 she could actually try supporting me. 541 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,848 Why are you here? 542 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:37,116 Adam, I'm sorry. 543 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,852 If you want to take some time off, I support you. 544 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:40,920 You really mean that? 545 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,255 Yes. 546 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:43,856 Kinda. 547 00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:44,924 Not even a little. 548 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,593 Boopie, you've been talking about film school 549 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,994 since you were in kindergarten. 550 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,330 But that was before I knew I didn't have what it takes to get in. 551 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,798 Of course you do. 552 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,401 You... You are so much more than a math score. 553 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,768 But that's all they care about. 554 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:58,305 Then we're gonna make them see what I see... 555 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,908 An amazing, creative kid who can do anything he sets his mind to. 556 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,510 Except divide fractions. 557 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,445 (SCOFFS) You're supposed to multiply them? 558 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,746 That makes no sense. 559 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,315 It doesn't. (CHUCKLES) 560 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:09,782 But you know what does? 561 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,986 Is we are gonna wow NYU so hard, they have to accept you. 562 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:17,257 ADULT ADAM: That day, I learned that even when it didn't seem like it, 563 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:21,261 my mom was supporting me every step of the way. 564 00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:24,697 Because sometimes, people in your life can surprise you. 565 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,233 Looks like I'm in the seat next to you. 566 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,300 Oh. 567 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,768 I'll just do my word hunt and leave you be. 568 00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,136 Cool. Cool, cool. 569 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,005 ** 570 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,141 Sorry I made things weird. 571 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,677 Spring break is supposed to be fun, not a dumb couples' thing. 572 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,347 (CHUCKLES) Definitely don't wanna end up like them. 573 00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,081 (SCOFFS) Totally. 574 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,350 They're so happy and gross. 575 00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:44,751 Ugh. (CHUCKLES) 576 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,720 Look. 577 00:19:47,754 --> 00:19:50,390 Those things that you said about me, 578 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:51,658 they were really nice. 579 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,993 Well, I meant it. 580 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,295 Every bit of it. 581 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,264 * How did I get here? 582 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,299 * Letting the days go by 583 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,401 * Let the water hold me down 584 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,571 It wasn't all pretend... Mr. Ferguson. 585 00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,106 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, Barry ended up getting 586 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,409 his epic spring break after all, 587 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,311 just not in the way he thought. 588 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,646 Spring break. 589 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,282 That's the thing. 590 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,216 When you open yourself up to new adventures, 591 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,952 the possibilities are endless. 592 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:22,021 Adam, this play's incredible. 593 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,424 You think this could make NYU ignore my math scores? 594 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,758 Listen, plenty of kids are good at math. 595 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,427 Not many can do this. 596 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,895 I think we got a real chance here, kid. 597 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,530 I never doubted it for a minute. 598 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,064 Oh, my baby's going to Yale! 599 00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,199 NYU. 600 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,835 Well, we'll figure it out. (CHUCKLES) 601 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:37,304 ADULT ADAM: In the end, 602 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:40,239 if you've got the right people supporting you on your journey, 603 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,142 you can handle any challenge life throws your way. 604 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,777 * Water flowing underground 605 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,379 * Into the blue again * 606 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,481 ** 607 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,687 (BELL DINGS) 608 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,255 (BELL DINGS) 609 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,327 Wow. What a great turnout tonight. 610 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,761 The four of you. (CHUCKLES) 611 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:05,632 Have a good night, Chaka Khan. (LAUGHTER) 612 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,501 (SIGHS) You really had them in your pocket tonight, Johnny Boy. 613 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,937 (SMOOCHES) (ENGINE STARTS) 614 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,038 Good evening, John. 615 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,606 Sweet Sheena Easton! 616 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,409 I just popped by to say thank you for helping Adam. 617 00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,711 You know, I have an office with a phone you can call. 618 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:20,079 What fun would that be? 619 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:22,114 Now, unlock your door 620 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:24,283 and let's figure out what we're gonna do next year. 621 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:26,185 Fine. 622 00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,754 I'll move my wigs.