1 00:00:01,610 --> 00:00:03,307 ADULT ADAM: Ah, proms of the '80s. 2 00:00:03,351 --> 00:00:06,093 Tons of taffeta, tuxes with tails, 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:08,182 top hats, and over-the-top hair. 4 00:00:08,225 --> 00:00:10,401 With William Penn's big night just around the corner, 5 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,274 it was time to man up and see if Brea Bee would go with me. 6 00:00:13,317 --> 00:00:14,884 Dude, now's your chance. 7 00:00:14,927 --> 00:00:16,451 I can see that, Dave Kim. 8 00:00:16,494 --> 00:00:18,975 I have eyes and extremely robust corrective lenses. 9 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,107 So, why aren't you going in? 10 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,370 Maybe because if she says no, 11 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,459 my heart will explode, and I'll die of shame! 12 00:00:24,502 --> 00:00:25,808 Shame means nothing to you. 13 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,505 Remember that time you were wearing khakis 14 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:28,898 and you sat on that brownie? 15 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,726 You mean yesterday? Yes, I do. 16 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:31,901 I'm gonna go do the thing. 17 00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:34,686 Brea and I had held hands, couple's skated, 18 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,167 shared off-campus lunches, and went for ice cream. 19 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:38,386 But she was the most popular girl in school, 20 00:00:38,429 --> 00:00:40,692 and I never quite knew where I stood. 21 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,781 What I did know was I was about to ask her to prom. 22 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,174 Hey, Brea... 23 00:00:44,218 --> 00:00:45,306 Let's go to prom. You're asking me? 24 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:47,830 Tables turned! Women can do it! 25 00:00:47,873 --> 00:00:49,832 Working Girl. Melanie Griffith. 26 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:50,920 Sexy, but competent. 27 00:00:50,963 --> 00:00:52,052 Let the River Run. 28 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,314 Is there a yes in there? 29 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,837 Yes! A thousand times yes! 30 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:56,317 I'm so excited! 31 00:00:58,623 --> 00:00:59,972 And while the moments that followed 32 00:01:00,016 --> 00:01:01,931 might not have happened exactly this way, 33 00:01:01,974 --> 00:01:03,802 here's what it felt like. 34 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,588 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go 35 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:07,850 ♪ Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo 36 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,765 Don't touch me, freak! With pleasure. 37 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:10,983 Give me your lunch, Goldnerd. 38 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:12,550 It's my mom's meatloaf on pumpernickel. 39 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:13,943 You're in for a treat. 40 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,162 ♪ ...when you hit that high 41 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:16,772 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go 42 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:18,165 Three, two... Basketball. 43 00:01:18,208 --> 00:01:19,775 ♪ Take me dancing tonight 44 00:01:19,818 --> 00:01:21,777 That's my dad's ball. I'm not supposed to get trash on it! 45 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,822 ♪ You take the gray skies out of my way 46 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,172 ♪ Hoo, hoo 47 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,348 ♪ You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day 48 00:01:27,391 --> 00:01:29,306 ♪ Turned a bright spark into a flame 49 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:30,960 Hey! 50 00:01:31,003 --> 00:01:33,484 GIRL: Let's go, girls! Five, six, seven, eight! 51 00:01:33,528 --> 00:01:36,357 ♪ 'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool 52 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,794 ♪ It makes me crazy when you act so cruel 53 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,274 Who's the short-haired girl? 54 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:42,537 It's me! Go Quakers! 55 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,104 ♪ We'll go dancing 56 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,323 ♪ Everything will be all right 57 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:49,413 ♪ Wake me up before you go-go 58 00:01:49,457 --> 00:01:51,589 ♪ Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo ♪ 59 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,504 Hey! I don't even know who you are. 60 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:54,636 Read your arm! 61 00:01:54,679 --> 00:01:57,378 Goldberg, stop dancing to your inner soundtrack! 62 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,944 Dance with me! This isn't infectious! 63 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,076 Get off me! 64 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,338 Oh! 65 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:02,426 Mom! 66 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:03,688 What are you doing here? 67 00:02:03,732 --> 00:02:05,125 After last week, you probably need 68 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:07,214 a new pair of rescue underwear for your locker. 69 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,911 That's the worst thing I've ever heard, but I don't care! 70 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:09,999 Jitterbug! 71 00:02:10,042 --> 00:02:11,696 Oh! 72 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,089 Wha! 73 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,830 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 74 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:17,398 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 75 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,446 ♪ I don't know the future 76 00:02:22,490 --> 00:02:25,884 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 77 00:02:25,928 --> 00:02:27,408 ADULT ADAM: It was May 13th, 1980-something, 78 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,931 and Erica and Geoff were accomplishing 79 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,847 the mundane but necessary tasks of adulthood. 80 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,544 Dude, guess what I just bought. 81 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,155 Something excessive and frivolous, 82 00:02:35,198 --> 00:02:36,939 like another indoor vertical tomato garden? 83 00:02:36,982 --> 00:02:38,854 That sounds awesome, but no. 84 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:39,855 I got stamps! 85 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:40,986 For mailing stuff? 86 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,640 Wow. You're kind of an adult! 87 00:02:42,684 --> 00:02:44,251 I'm all the way adult! 88 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:46,905 I don't know why people are always complaining about it. It's easy. 89 00:02:46,949 --> 00:02:48,429 Well, I did my thing for the day, 90 00:02:48,472 --> 00:02:49,908 so now it's sweatpants o'clock. 91 00:02:51,083 --> 00:02:52,041 LINDA: Geoffrey, it's your mother. 92 00:02:52,084 --> 00:02:53,564 Uhp, here comes the daily recap. 93 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,479 I went to the store, got some TP, 94 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:57,264 the kind your dad likes on his tushie. 95 00:02:57,307 --> 00:03:00,136 Oh, and speaking of him, he had a minor massive heart attack 96 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,398 and we're at Abington Memorial. 97 00:03:01,442 --> 00:03:02,486 Miss you. 98 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:05,402 My dad had a heart attack! Oh, wow. 99 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:06,925 Wow, wow, wow. 100 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,231 Stop saying "wow"! What do I do? 101 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,754 Uhhh... 102 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,626 Stop saying "er-uh"! I've got to get down there! 103 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:15,934 Are you coming? 104 00:03:15,978 --> 00:03:17,762 Do you need me to come? Yes! 105 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:21,201 Then I guess 106 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,854 ADULT ADAM: Yep, turns out when it came to a crisis, 107 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,117 Erica might not have been as adult as she thought. 108 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,684 Dad, thank God. Are you okay? 109 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,773 Part of my heart died because of a lack of blood flow. 110 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:31,080 Yeah. I'm a regular Bo Jackson. 111 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:33,387 Dad only uses sarcasm when he's vulnerable! 112 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:35,519 Oh, it's gonna be perfect and fine. 113 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,521 Mom's sugar-coating everything 'cause she's in denial! 114 00:03:37,565 --> 00:03:40,742 It is nice to know that you have this all under control, 115 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,744 so I am just gonna scooch on out of here. 116 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,441 And... Oh. Okay. 117 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:46,269 That is a bathroom with a chair in the shower. 118 00:03:46,313 --> 00:03:48,402 You can't leave now. I-I need you here. 119 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,317 In this room? With all the...beeping 120 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,406 and the tubes filled with fluid going into your dad? 121 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,495 And... Oh, God, that one seems to be going against traffic! 122 00:03:55,713 --> 00:03:57,019 BARRY: I came as soon as I heard. 123 00:03:57,062 --> 00:03:58,325 First question, who needs a hug? 124 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,065 There you go. Know you are loved. 125 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:01,241 Geoff, are you crying? 126 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:03,025 No! Yes! I am! I'm sorry! 127 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:05,506 Let it out. Tears are the words the heart can't say. 128 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:08,030 My heart quit a job it had for 67 years. 129 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,338 Lou, look at me. I'm getting the best care available for you. 130 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,469 The best. 131 00:04:12,513 --> 00:04:13,949 I'm pre-med, so you know I mean business. 132 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,733 Your words are meaningless. 133 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:18,432 But your firm and encouraging tone sets me at ease. 134 00:04:18,475 --> 00:04:20,042 Where's the doctor? As your advocate, 135 00:04:20,085 --> 00:04:21,739 I'm gonna need more tests. 136 00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,264 Many of them unnecessary, expensive, and invasive. 137 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,917 I don't know why, but I'm gonna get him. 138 00:04:25,961 --> 00:04:28,485 Sit, Linda. You need your strength. 139 00:04:28,529 --> 00:04:30,270 We all need your strength. 140 00:04:30,313 --> 00:04:33,229 Barry, I am so glad you're here. 141 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:36,145 I feel a calmness washing over me. 142 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,756 Good. Let me be your human bubble bath. 143 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,367 I'll be right back and you can all soak in me. 144 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:42,760 The hell was that? 145 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,675 I guess your brother's a rock in these situations. 146 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:45,894 Well, people do go out of their way 147 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,025 to avoid him at the beach. 148 00:04:47,069 --> 00:04:49,027 ADULT ADAM: As Erica proved she was no rock, 149 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:52,204 I was gonna use movies to help me have a rocking prom. 150 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:54,381 Okay, I got Footloose, Back to the Future, 151 00:04:54,424 --> 00:04:55,773 and the John Hughes tour de force 152 00:04:55,817 --> 00:04:56,992 Pretty in Pink. 153 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,037 In the real world, Molly Ringwald would never end up 154 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,300 with the handsome rich kid, Blane. 155 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:01,910 Then who? Duckie? 156 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,215 They deserve each other. 157 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:05,827 Him with his dumb hats and her with that crappy dress. 158 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,742 That dress is iconic! They named the movie after it! 159 00:05:07,785 --> 00:05:09,004 It wasn't even flattering. 160 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,049 Too much frill and those puffy arms. 161 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:12,486 Not for Dave Kim. 162 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,923 Thank God the fashion house of Dave Kim has weighed in. 163 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:17,055 I know two things. Fashion and women. 164 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:19,057 Brea will obviously be voted prom queen, 165 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:20,798 while you'll be left in the shadows, 166 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,192 literally, holding her tasteful, beaded clutch. 167 00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:24,193 That's nonsense, Dave Kim. 168 00:05:24,236 --> 00:05:25,716 Dave Kim speaks the truth. 169 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,544 Johnny Atkins? What are you doing here? 170 00:05:27,588 --> 00:05:28,545 Returning and re-renting Moonstruck. 171 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:31,635 And you got big problems. Trust me. I was you. 172 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:34,334 Whoa! That's a guy who could work at a deli without a hairnet. 173 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:36,161 It was my first junior year. 174 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,773 And I scored a date with the prettiest, coolest chick in school. 175 00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,340 Good for you. Bad for me. 176 00:05:40,383 --> 00:05:41,515 The night started off magical, 177 00:05:41,558 --> 00:05:43,212 but then she was crowned queen 178 00:05:43,255 --> 00:05:45,954 and left in the king's white limo to the airport Radisson. 179 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:48,304 Oh, no, Dave Kim's scenario has merit! 180 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,959 After that prom, I stopped studying, got into prog rock, 181 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,264 and never cut my hair again. 182 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:53,614 That seems like an overreaction, 183 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:56,225 and your hair should be much longer, but wow! 184 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,748 I'm gonna need you more than ever tonight, Cher. 185 00:05:57,792 --> 00:06:00,316 Show me how stereotypical Italians love! 186 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,840 Whatever! I like Brea and she likes me. 187 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,015 I'm not worried. 188 00:06:04,059 --> 00:06:06,017 Mama, I'm worried. 189 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,715 Who put you in such a state of agitation? 190 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,413 I'll have them expelled or fired from school, depending on their age. 191 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,632 I'm going to prom with Brea. 192 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,590 That cute redhead? Oh. 193 00:06:13,634 --> 00:06:15,766 Well, if it couldn't be me, I'm happy it's her. 194 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,377 But I'm worried once she's queen, 195 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,987 I'll be spending the night alone 196 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,728 as she's showered with rose petals 197 00:06:20,771 --> 00:06:22,904 while riding across the gym on a white stallion. 198 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,253 I don't know how it works. 199 00:06:24,296 --> 00:06:27,169 How it works is Mama is gonna make you prom king. 200 00:06:27,212 --> 00:06:29,389 You can do that? I can do whatever I want. 201 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,869 Literally no rules apply to me. 202 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:34,306 ADULT ADAM: It was true. For my mom, making me prom king 203 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,308 meant nothing was off limits. 204 00:06:36,352 --> 00:06:38,746 We legally change your name to "Prom King." 205 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:41,009 People will check it on the ballot 'cause they're dumb. 206 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:43,577 We have one of my bras sticking out of your backpack. 207 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,274 I'm thinking my black lacy one, 208 00:06:45,317 --> 00:06:46,710 but you pick your favorite. 209 00:06:46,754 --> 00:06:49,060 We use a cool new student, Don Steele, 210 00:06:49,104 --> 00:06:51,019 to split the popular vote. 211 00:06:51,062 --> 00:06:52,194 Don Steele's secret? 212 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,283 He's me. 213 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:57,286 Those are technically options and also some crimes. 214 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:58,418 Could you guys be quiet? 215 00:06:58,461 --> 00:06:59,941 I'm trying to watch M.A.S.H. 216 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:02,596 They say it's a comedy, so I-I guess it is. 217 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:04,336 Murray, your child is in crisis. 218 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:05,816 What are you talking about? 219 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,949 He's going with the most popular girl in school. 220 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,516 Therefore, he's popular. 221 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,300 It does? Yeah. Kids are morons. 222 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,910 They see you with that girl, 223 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:14,477 then they think you're special, 224 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:15,870 and before you know it, 225 00:07:15,913 --> 00:07:17,654 you're elected captain of the dance. 226 00:07:17,698 --> 00:07:19,090 It's not that easy, Murray. 227 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:21,832 But Dad's saying it is, which fits with my agenda. 228 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,921 By tomorrow, I'll be sitting on that prom court! 229 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:25,532 Well, for your sake, I hope so. 230 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:28,056 But if not, you've got your pick of your mom's bras. 231 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:29,144 Ugh. 232 00:07:29,187 --> 00:07:31,015 Yeah, you're a lucky boy. 233 00:07:31,059 --> 00:07:33,235 ADULT ADAM: While my dad was being unusually supportive of me, 234 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:35,846 Erica's attempts to be supportive of Geoff were unusual. 235 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,109 Who says I don't take care of my people, huh? 236 00:07:38,153 --> 00:07:40,372 Geoff, for you, it's PayDay! 237 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:41,983 What are you talking about? 238 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,114 It's like a chocolate bar 239 00:07:43,158 --> 00:07:44,681 but without any chocolate.Oh, good. 240 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,857 Now I can wish for chocolate and more years with my dad. 241 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,294 There you go. And Linda, you scored a Skor bar. 242 00:07:49,338 --> 00:07:50,382 Different spelling. 243 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,906 I'm the best. 244 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:53,995 Please, just let me sit here with my thoughts. 245 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:56,171 De-nied! 246 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,869 Who's ready for my famous homemade chicken noodle soup? 247 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,871 Famous? The only thing you're famous for 248 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,352 is fighting one of those animatronic bears at ShowBiz Pizza. 249 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:04,484 And my soup. 250 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,486 This smells so delicious. 251 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,966 It has a secret ingredient... Love. 252 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:10,620 And beans and beef stock. 253 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:11,752 Technically, it's a chili. 254 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,449 Hi, Schwartz family. 255 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,583 Just stopping by to say Lou is out of surgery and everything went great. 256 00:08:16,626 --> 00:08:18,933 Oh, thank God. He's still recovering, 257 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:20,500 but you can see him soon.BARRY: Not so fast. 258 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,414 I'm Mr. Future Dr. Barry Goldberg. 259 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,112 I'd like to know more about the procedure. 260 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:25,983 I'm not sure we need the gory specifics. 261 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,551 It's important we know exactly what Lou has been through 262 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,466 so I can tailor my support strategy 263 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:31,946 to his unique path to recovery. 264 00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,948 Barry's right. We should know. 265 00:08:33,991 --> 00:08:35,558 I-If you want to step out or something, it's okay. 266 00:08:35,602 --> 00:08:36,907 I'm here. 267 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,648 I can't tell you how many times I've looked at Lou 268 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,389 and wondered what goes on in there.DR. MITTLEMAN: Okay. 269 00:08:40,432 --> 00:08:42,217 First, I made an eight-inch incision through the chest. 270 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,916 You sure you wanna stay?I'm lovin' it. 271 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,962 Then I used a bone saw to crack open the sternum. 272 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,441 Ohh. 273 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,443 For those of you keeping track, Lou is open. 274 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,358 Then I used a tool called a rib spreader. 275 00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,405 Oh, I'm never gonna eat at Tony Roma's again. 276 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:59,060 So, by this point, I am wrist-deep in chest cavity... 277 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,235 I'm down. 278 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:01,715 ADULT ADAM: As Erica couldn't handle the doctor, 279 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,413 it was time to see if I had a shot at becoming prom king. 280 00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:05,545 ADAM: Oh, no! 281 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,372 You really thought you had a chance, bro? 282 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:10,158 My dad lazily implied that Brea's popularity would rub off on me. 283 00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:11,551 It did not. 284 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:12,987 This is okay. I'm still going with Brea, 285 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,162 and we're gonna have a great time. 286 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,686 To paraphrase Cher's character in Moonstruck... 287 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,209 Snap out of it! 288 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,646 There's my handsome prom date. 289 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,299 You ready for lunch? Big time! 290 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:24,651 As Brea took my hand, I realized I had nothing to worry about. 291 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,217 Of course we were equals! 292 00:09:26,261 --> 00:09:28,655 And all our peers would see it the same way. 293 00:09:28,698 --> 00:09:30,221 Hey, Brea! You got prom queen locked up! 294 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:31,701 And me locked down! 295 00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,442 No one's talking to you, freshman. 296 00:09:33,485 --> 00:09:34,922 Junior! Nah. That's not right. 297 00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:36,750 I think I know what grade I'm in, thank you. 298 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,969 Turns out, maybe I did have something to worry about. 299 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:40,754 Hey, Brea, let's talk about the prom after-party 300 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,190 when you're done giving this new student a tour. 301 00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,801 Walls, I go here! 302 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,195 We shared a motel room on that school trip to the state capital! 303 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:49,589 Damn. That you, Night Light? 304 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:50,677 Yes, and moving on! 305 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,766 Hey, prom queen! You wanna roll with me? 306 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:55,246 I got a couple of dates, but, uh, I'll ditch them. 307 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:57,074 That's really sweet. But I'm going with Adam Goldberg. 308 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,946 Mm. Doesn't ring a bell. It's me! 309 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,512 This is kind of a private conversation, bro. 310 00:10:00,556 --> 00:10:01,644 We're holding hands! 311 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,819 And you're squeezing really hard. 312 00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,865 Let go of her, dude. You don't even know her. 313 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,040 See you at the prom, Brea. 314 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,215 Yep, I had to do something. 315 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:09,391 Mama, make me king! 316 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:10,740 Done! 317 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,089 She didn't even take off her apron 318 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:14,483 and there's still a pan on the stove! 319 00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:15,832 She takes care of her kids. 320 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:19,488 But history has proven when you involve your mom, it ends badly! 321 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,316 Haven't you learned that by now? 322 00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,013 You would think, but I'm gonna be king! 323 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,275 Ah. 324 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,716 Erica was determined to support Geoff in his time of need. 325 00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,240 Unfortunately, she needed Barry. 326 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,546 Shouldn't you be giving Geoff's mom another foot rub? 327 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,158 Which, by the way, was the most upsetting thing I saw at that hospital. 328 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,638 I needed a lot of lotion. 329 00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,291 It's been a dry winter for Linda. 330 00:10:40,335 --> 00:10:42,293 Oh, my God. Are those Geoff's BVDs? 331 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:45,340 You may not be aware 'cause you're off on Erica Island, 332 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,863 but there's news from the mainland 333 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,560 that Geoff's dad has a heart issue. 334 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,953 I know! 335 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,303 I also know that I suck as a caregiver. 336 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:53,435 But what makes me the most crazy 337 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,177 is that you're good at it. How? 338 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,875 I have full access to my explosive emotions at any time. 339 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,486 I've seen you fight animals, birds. All God's creatures. 340 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,792 My space is my space. 341 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,447 But, on the upside, I can also feel deeply for others 342 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:06,709 in a time of great need. 343 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,972 I can't believe I'm asking you this, 344 00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,495 but can you teach me? 345 00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,323 Erica, the answer to your troubles is TEEF. 346 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,411 Are you trying to say the word "teeth"? 347 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,978 TEEF. 348 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,112 Stands for Tone, Eye contact, Empathy, and Food. 349 00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:20,375 You do know the word "feet" is right there for ya. 350 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:21,419 Let's jump in with both TEEF. 351 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,204 First, tone. 352 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,640 Observe. 353 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,947 Pops, I have some very upsetting news. 354 00:11:26,990 --> 00:11:28,209 We're out of cream cheese. 355 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,906 Oh, no. I had a hankering, 356 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,343 but the way you said it made it all okay. 357 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,736 I'll just use butter and jam. 358 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,607 Now the second E... Empathy. 359 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,913 What happened to the first E? 360 00:11:36,957 --> 00:11:38,175 There's an order to this. 361 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:42,005 Pops, I once ran out of cream cheese, too. 362 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,528 I empathize. 363 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,314 Wow, I'm not so alone on this journey. 364 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,402 Can you go faster? 365 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,925 That brings me to the first E... 366 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,187 Eye contact. 367 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,146 Pops, let my eyes tell you 368 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,669 I'm here for you 369 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,802 during this difficult cream cheese time. 370 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,804 Your big, wet peepers are incredibly intense 371 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,153 and off-putting, 372 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,328 but then it kinda settles. 373 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,156 And next is food. 374 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:05,463 I'm talking about nourishment for the body and soul. 375 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:07,944 Cream cheese? You did it, Barry! 376 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:09,598 You got me through this! 377 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,644 No, he didn't! He created a cream cheese crisis so he could solve it! 378 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:15,082 And yet I feel better. 379 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,388 Erica, you should get in on this TEEF thing. 380 00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:19,042 I got nothing less insane. 381 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:20,174 I'm gonna go find Geoff. 382 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,262 And, uh, give him these for me. 383 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,699 Whoa. How did you get his T-shirts so soft? 384 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,832 Same way I get my hair so soft... Fabric softener. 385 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,398 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was saving the day, 386 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:28,965 my mom was coming to my rescue. 387 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,054 Thank you for seeing me on such short notice. 388 00:12:31,098 --> 00:12:32,839 You were sitting in here when I walked in, 389 00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,015 so that was no notice at all. 390 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,408 And then I when I asked you to leave, you said, 391 00:12:37,452 --> 00:12:38,932 "I'm not your hair." 392 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:41,891 Now down to business. Adam needs to be prom king. 393 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,719 Ha! The voting's already done. He got zero! 394 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,329 He didn't even vote for himself! 395 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:46,983 Then just lose the prom court. 396 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:49,899 Do the popular kids really need to be crowned? 397 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,032 I mean, what kind of message does that send to the others? 398 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,034 Suck less? Be beautiful on the outside. 399 00:12:54,077 --> 00:12:56,688 And isn't it your duty to protect those kids? 400 00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:59,300 My only duty is to my cats and the Freemasons. 401 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,998 And crowning the prom king and queen is tradition. 402 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,826 A tradition of unfairness. 403 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,828 I bet your proms weren't so great. 404 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:06,916 I didn't even go to mine. 405 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,657 The six girls I asked all said no 406 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,877 in various cruel and elaborate ways. 407 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,052 It was like a game for them. 408 00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,576 I went to my prom, and it was a lovely time. 409 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,447 We drank punch, we danced, 410 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,929 and then we went back to our dormitories at our all-boys school. 411 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,452 See? Life is unfair. 412 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,019 The prom shouldn't make it worse. 413 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,891 That makes sense. 414 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,544 This is a Quaker school. 415 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,068 We shouldn't endorse any tradition 416 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,113 that makes the uggos feel bad. 417 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,767 So you'll do away with the prom court? 418 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,334 I'm killin' the prom altogether. 419 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,465 you say? You're right. 420 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,858 Prom... Bad. 421 00:13:35,902 --> 00:13:38,034 No prom... Good. No, no, no. 422 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,167 You play with fire, you get Woodburned! 423 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,690 Technically, she just got Balled. 424 00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:44,301 Look out, world, Dale and Earl are swingin' back! 425 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,694 ADULT ADAM: My mom had overcorrected. 426 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,914 Her only hope was I wouldn't be too upset. 427 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,090 You got my prom cancelled? 428 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,395 It's not a complete loss. 429 00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:52,527 They did replace it with... 430 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,312 "The Egalitarian Quaker Gathering of Friends"? 431 00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,053 What the hell even is that? 432 00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,881 It is exactly like a prom, 433 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,361 except there's no dates or music, 434 00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:01,710 and it's in the late afternoon. 435 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,407 That's a school assembly! 436 00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:06,149 Like when McGruff the Crime Dog came to talk about safety, 437 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,847 but wouldn't stop frisking me. 438 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,892 But now you and Brea are equals. 439 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:12,286 And isn't that the happy takeaway here? 440 00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,983 Screw this noise, I'm walkin' home.No! 441 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,680 I'll get you two proms! 442 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,552 You've done enough. I'm gonna handle this myself. 443 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,163 As I tried to undo my mom's damage, 444 00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:22,035 Erica set out to do right by Geoff. 445 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:23,950 Thanks, hon. I needed a break from the hospital. 446 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,777 There was a baby in the maternity ward 447 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,301 that had a full head of black hair. 448 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,825 Like a tiny anchorman. It was very unsettling. 449 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871 Life's a rainbow of possibilities. Now let's do this thing. 450 00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,742 Starting with food! 451 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,613 Boom! Comfort hoagie flying in! 452 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,398 Whoa! 453 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,922 That was way more corned beef than I was ready for! 454 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,490 And pickle spears, slaw, and sauerkraut. 455 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,274 I got you! 456 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,842 You know what'd be nice after I choke down all this cabbage... 457 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,149 Just a quiet moment where I don't really have to think and... 458 00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,194 What are you doing now? Making soothing eye contact. 459 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,022 But you're laser-ing through my soul! It hurts! 460 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,198 Good, you're raw and ready. Here comes some empathy. 461 00:14:55,242 --> 00:14:56,808 I thought we were just gonna sit on this blanket. 462 00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,941 It's all going to be okay, Geoffrey. 463 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,595 What is that voice? 464 00:15:00,638 --> 00:15:01,465 It's an unwavering and understanding tone. 465 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:02,553 It conveys safety. 466 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,425 It conveys Darth Vader. 467 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:08,081 Damn it, I'm sorry. I just was trying to comfort you. 468 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,430 Clearly I don't know what I'm doing, 469 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,823 so if you need someone, just call Barry. 470 00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,129 I-I would. But he's with my mom. 471 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,609 He promised her a Barry day. 472 00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:16,741 ADULT ADAM: While Erica's plan to comfort Geoff fell short, 473 00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:19,788 I had come too far to let anything get in the way of my prom. 474 00:15:19,831 --> 00:15:20,920 Ball, we need to talk! 475 00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:22,182 No need to thank me. 476 00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:24,445 Canceling prom is my gift to you 477 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,794 and...all those like you. 478 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:27,622 It's a dork present. For you! 479 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,884 Thanks for the translation. 480 00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,668 But I actually have a prom date. 481 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,236 Let me guess... She's a camp friend no one has ever seen? 482 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,238 I did the work for you, buddy. 483 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,370 Relax. 484 00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,849 But I'm going to prom with Brea Bee! 485 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,416 And Lynda Carter and I are going camping 486 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,070 in the Delaware Water Gap. No! 487 00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637 Brea and I are dating, and this prom was the thing 488 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,465 that was gonna cement us as a couple. 489 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,249 If I had taken someone like Brea Bee to my prom, 490 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,208 I would've been unstoppable. 491 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,558 Or at least not travel with a coupon folder. 492 00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:53,300 And I could've been President of these United States. 493 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,215 Sure, Reagan takes California, 494 00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,826 but the rest of those dominoes fall Ball's way. 495 00:15:57,869 --> 00:16:00,307 And now I have a chance not to end up like either of you. 496 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,830 Isn't that worth fighting for? 497 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,963 I'd made my case. 498 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,531 Yeah, it was a long shot, but this would be a win for geeks everywhere. 499 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:11,361 Attention, students, prom is back on. 500 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,450 You can just do that? I'm principal. I have unchecked power. 501 00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:17,367 Attention, students, prom is off again. 502 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,283 Just kidding. It's on. 503 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,328 It's a rollercoaster, but I'll take it. 504 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,417 Brea, did you hear? About prom? 505 00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,549 Yeah, those announcements were super weird.Yeah. 506 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:28,509 But I got it un-cancelled. So now it's all good. 507 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,337 Is it? 508 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,555 'Cause there's this rumor that you were the one 509 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,556 that got it cancelled in the first place. 510 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,601 Fff... No. 511 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:35,603 It was my mom. 512 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:36,952 She went rogue. 513 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,258 At my request. 514 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,694 At your request? 515 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,913 I was a little worried that you were gonna become prom queen. 516 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,350 Wh... A-And you'd have a problem with that? 517 00:16:43,393 --> 00:16:44,568 No. 518 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:45,700 But sure. 519 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,049 I mean, there's always a chance 520 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,703 you were gonna get whisked away by the king 521 00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:50,966 and then pulled into his Doctor Detroit-style limo 522 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,141 with a hot tub in the back, right? 523 00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:52,968 That's what you think is gonna happen? 524 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,317 I'm not sure about the hot tub. 525 00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,102 That might not even be street legal. 526 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:57,451 I mean, the weight of the water alone. 527 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,887 If that's what you really think of me, 528 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,193 then I don't even want to go to prom with you. 529 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,327 ♪ Jitterbug ♪ 530 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,201 ADULT ADAM: Since I wasn't going to my real prom, 531 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,551 I sought comfort in some prom-themed entertainment. 532 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,292 Why are there a bunch of people on my screen 533 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,076 and none of them are Cagney and Lacey? 534 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,338 Because it's Pretty in Pink. 535 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,513 There's a crime. Look at that kid's dumb hair. 536 00:17:16,557 --> 00:17:18,124 ADAM: That's Duckie. 537 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,560 He doesn't end up with the girl, either. 538 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,475 So, why doesn't Dookie fight for the girl? 539 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,085 Because she clearly wants to be with Blane. 540 00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,565 So, you want to be like Blaze, 541 00:17:24,608 --> 00:17:26,393 but you're more like Duffy? 542 00:17:26,436 --> 00:17:28,917 It's Blane and Duckie. But yeah. 543 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,005 I think you're more like that one 544 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,224 with the Ronald McDonald hair. 545 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,008 You mean Molly Ringwald? Melanie Grizwald. 546 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,966 Molly. Ringwald. 547 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:36,577 I don't hear a difference.You should. 548 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,535 Yeah, well... She just shows up 549 00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,755 and everything worked out, just like it can for you. 550 00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:42,583 I don't know, prom already started. 551 00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:44,063 Didn't stop Mopsy Rainbird. 552 00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,847 Dad, I appreciate it, 553 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,718 but life doesn't work out like in the movies. 554 00:17:47,762 --> 00:17:48,937 Usually not. 555 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,808 But every once in a while, you get a movie moment. 556 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,593 And whether you do something with it... 557 00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:53,811 Well, that's up to you. 558 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,248 Thanks, Dad. 559 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,814 Ah. 560 00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,773 Sure, the names were crazy off, 561 00:17:58,816 --> 00:18:00,775 but my dad's advice was spot-on. 562 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,951 Every now and then, the guy knew what he was doing. 563 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,780 Did you say all that just so you could watch Cagney & Lacey? 564 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,347 I can have more than one motivation. 565 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,131 You're a good dad. 566 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,047 And a good husband. 567 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,397 Sometimes we're in this together. 568 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,311 ADULT ADAM: And for my mom and dad, 569 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,096 doing things together did the trick. 570 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,533 As for me, I was on my own, 571 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:23,232 but thanks to my parents, I knew what I had to do. 572 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:27,628 ♪ Please don't take my heart away 573 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,066 ♪ Promise me just one more night 574 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,981 Brea, we need to talk. 575 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,244 About how you thought I was gonna ditch you the first chance I got? 576 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:37,768 I asked you, remember? 577 00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,596 I know. 578 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,424 I'm an idiot. 579 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,644 And also, holy crap, you look amazing. 580 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:44,993 It's not gonna be that easy. 581 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:47,343 I also know I got caught up in all the wrong things. 582 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,346 It's not about how popular you are. 583 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,696 All that matters is that I'm with you. 584 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,002 That's in the right direction. 585 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,439 And I don't care about what other people think of me. 586 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,398 What's important is what you think of me. 587 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,401 The girl of my dreams. 588 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,534 I'm starting to remember why I asked you. 589 00:19:04,578 --> 00:19:06,145 This time, I'm asking you. 590 00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:11,150 Brea Bee, will you please be my prom date? 591 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,546 Yes, a million times yes. 592 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,331 ♪ I touch you once 593 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,724 ADULT ADAM: And with that, my prom was saved. 594 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,466 It just took trusting my gut and being honest. 595 00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,120 Turns out, that's all you got to do 596 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,600 for the ones you care about. 597 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,254 Damn it! 598 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,560 Need some help? 599 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,954 I was trying to make these cookies for you, but... 600 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,825 Why am I so awful at this? 601 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,306 You're not. I really am. 602 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,439 Geoff, look at us. We're playing house. 603 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:40,962 We live together, 604 00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:43,573 but the first time a real adult thing comes up, I can't help you. 605 00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,836 No one can. Something terrible happened. 606 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,056 And the hospital's horrible. It makes everyone uncomfortable. 607 00:19:48,099 --> 00:19:49,884 Not Barry. 608 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,842 It's well established that Barry's not like other people. 609 00:19:53,104 --> 00:19:54,018 And I don't need you to be Barry. 610 00:19:55,585 --> 00:19:57,152 I don't need you to say or do anything. 611 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,501 I just need you to be there. 612 00:19:58,545 --> 00:20:00,286 Just be there? That's it? 613 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:01,504 That's it. 614 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:02,679 That's enough to make me feel better. 615 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,464 I can do that. 616 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,511 ADULT ADAM: It's easy to get in our own heads, 617 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:11,079 but then you remember that the best thing you can do for the people you love 618 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:12,646 is just show up. 619 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:17,912 The thing is, life isn't about 620 00:20:17,955 --> 00:20:19,609 who we think we're supposed to be 621 00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,785 or how we're supposed to act. 622 00:20:21,829 --> 00:20:25,093 It's about allowing the people we love to bring out the best in us. 623 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,921 It's late. I'm not going anywhere. 624 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,358 From life's toughest moments... 625 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:33,101 ...to the sweetest ones... 626 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:35,625 ♪ Ooh, ooh 627 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,497 ♪ Ooh, ooh 628 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,455 ♪ If you leave 629 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,501 ♪ Ooh, ooh 630 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,850 ♪ Ooh, ooh 631 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,721 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 632 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:47,376 ADULT ADAM: ...life can be pretty in any color. 633 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,987 Yep, as time goes by, the details get fuzzy, 634 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,467 but one thing's never been clearer... 635 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:56,733 It was 1980-something, and it was awesome. 636 00:20:58,909 --> 00:20:59,693 Welcome to the prom. 637 00:21:04,959 --> 00:21:09,137 No! The Flyers lost! You suck, Ron Hextall! 638 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,531 It's okay, Big Tasty. It's just a game. 639 00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,184 Barry's trying to TEEF himself. 640 00:21:13,228 --> 00:21:14,925 No way. It can't be done. 641 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:17,058 Look at me. Wow. He's really lockin' eyes with himself. 642 00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:19,713 We've been there before, but this too shall pass. 643 00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:20,975 He really feels for himself. 644 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,716 Yeah, but he needs food to finish the job, 645 00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:23,891 and we're out of popcorn. 646 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,153 It's all kernels! 647 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,763 Ugh! Ugh! 648 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,112 I hate you, Flyers! 649 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,636 And...he's learned nothing.