1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:03,771 ADULT ADAM: Growing up as a kid in the '80s, I loved movies. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:05,706 Not just making them, living them, 3 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:08,076 from unforgettable classics like "Ghostbusters" 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:10,578 to the action-packed saga of "The Karate Kid." 5 00:00:10,644 --> 00:00:12,513 But my all-time faves were the movies 6 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:14,248 from legendary director John Hughes. 7 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,150 I got weird like "Weird Science," 8 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,252 had an epic day off like Ferris, 9 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:20,221 even joined The Breakfast Club. 10 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:22,590 But on my 16th birthday, no movie felt truer 11 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:25,893 than the John Hughes masterpiece "Sixteen Candles." 12 00:00:25,959 --> 00:00:29,163 You need 4 inches of bod and a great birthday. 13 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:31,565 ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me, I had all the bod I needed. 14 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:33,867 In fact, this birthday was gonna rock. 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,569 I can't believe this. 16 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,571 They (BLEEP) forgot my birthday. 17 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:39,307 Oof. That's gotta sting. 18 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,475 ADULT ADAM: Yep, my mom always remembered. 19 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,477 Birthday boy sighting! (GASPS) 20 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:45,779 Ah! There's my little birthday Schmoo. 21 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,615 (GASPS) Happy birthday, Schmoo. 22 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:49,617 ADULT ADAM: And when it came to my birthday, 23 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,185 I got all the attention, 24 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,121 until the year I didn't. 25 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,356 You are not getting married to Lainey Lewis. 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:57,958 You are a high-school senior and a tiny boy. 27 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,127 And you need a job! 28 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,795 First, you drop out of college to be a rock star? 29 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:04,898 Now you're back here driving up my electric bill! 30 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,368 You will get married over my dead body. 31 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:10,771 And shame on you for not even consulting 32 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:13,674 your one true lady love of your life, which is me. 33 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:14,842 And look at you. 34 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:17,111 Using my stove and my light bulbs 35 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,513 like you're some sort of Norwegian royalty. 36 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,382 You can't be a husband. 37 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:23,117 You are still my baby Barry. 38 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,952 Those beautiful blond bastards! 39 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,155 They did nothing to help us during the war. 40 00:01:27,221 --> 00:01:29,022 Murray, stop. You're on a bad tangent. 41 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,791 Just focus on how she's breaking our hearts. 42 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,394 Um, sorry to interrupt your morning rage-a-thon, 43 00:01:33,461 --> 00:01:35,563 but does anyone have anything they want to say to me? 44 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:36,830 Not everything's about you, 45 00:01:36,897 --> 00:01:38,466 golden child who can do no wrong. 46 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,135 Really? Nothing else? 47 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,870 Ow! That thing has walnuts! 48 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,305 Oh, Adam, I almost forgot. 49 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:45,406 ADULT ADAM: I knew she'd remember. 50 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,940 It was birthday gift time. 51 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:49,177 I bet it's that fancy editing machine I wanted. 52 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:50,778 Here's $3. 53 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,547 I was so busy crying about your brother taking a child bride 54 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:54,882 that I didn't make you a lunch. 55 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,017 It's shepherd's pie at the cafeteria today! 56 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:58,519 That's the worst of all savory pies. 57 00:01:58,586 --> 00:02:01,422 And no bananas till you make a poop-ila in the pot-ila. 58 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,224 But what about my... 59 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:05,993 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, I really was living "Sixteen Candles" after all. 60 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,428 I can't believe this. 61 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,929 They (BLEEP) forgot my birthday. 62 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,032 * I'm twisted up inside 63 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:15,269 * But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 64 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:19,440 * I don't know the future 65 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:23,211 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 66 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,813 It was September 26, 1980-something. 67 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:28,349 Barry was happily engaged, but no one was angrier 68 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,517 than his future father-in-law. 69 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,985 Hey, Billy boy. Here to yell at the kids? 70 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:33,887 Bingo! Hope it's okay, 71 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:36,056 but I've written some really terrible things 72 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:38,226 to say to Barry in order to scare him off. 73 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,928 You did some homework. Good on you. Yeah. 74 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,931 Full disclosure... I attack his physical appearance 75 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,866 in a very unchristian way. 76 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:47,835 I mean, it's no way 77 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,570 for an adult to speak to a child. 78 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,539 Hey, go big or go home, right? 79 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,740 Wrong! 80 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,275 All of our anger, guilt, 81 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,877 and emotional terror only makes the kids dig in deeper. 82 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,646 We have to rethink our tactics. 83 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,549 With your blessing, I am willing to fistfight your son. 84 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:04,218 I mean, something like this. 85 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,286 An open house? 86 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:07,187 The Goodmans down the street are moving. 87 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,257 I think it's time I show those kids 88 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,959 the harsh realities of being actual adults. 89 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,196 And we can put a samurai sword on this wall. 90 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,198 Shark tank, shark tank, shark tank. 91 00:03:18,266 --> 00:03:19,900 Boom! Seven more shark tanks! 92 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,635 Bar, where am I gonna hang all my guitars 93 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:24,137 if every wall is full of swords and sharks? You're right. 94 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,774 Mom, we're gonna need a bigger, wall-ier house, 95 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,976 but we appreciate the offer to buy us this one. 96 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,611 Oh, I'm not buying you this house. 97 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:31,945 I brought you here to show you 98 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:33,947 how much it would cost you to buy it. 99 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:36,617 $37,000? Are you friggin' kidding me? 100 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,151 We can't afford that. We're just dumb kids! 101 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,253 Exactly. 102 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,622 You're kids without degrees or jobs. 103 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:44,425 You're not ready to take on this kind of adult responsibility. 104 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,794 Okay, so maybe we can't afford this house 105 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,696 with its embarrassing number of walls. 106 00:03:48,762 --> 00:03:51,332 All that matters is I'm crazy in love with this girl right here. 107 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,334 Aw, my big, hairy monster. 108 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,668 We can live in some tiny, 109 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,937 shark-tankless apartment, for all I care. 110 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,806 As long as it's me, Lainey, 111 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,374 and our four snuggly little kids. 112 00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,942 Okay, there is no way I'm gonna let y... 113 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,444 Oh, my God. Did you say kids? 114 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,913 Can you imagine all those cute little Barrys running around? 115 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:06,980 Aww. 116 00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:09,350 Aww. Aww. 117 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:10,551 Why is she aww-ing with us? 118 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,520 (MUMBLES) I don't know. Little Barrys. 119 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,187 Oh, with the curly hair 120 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,790 and the squishy, husky baby body 121 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:18,826 and the not being able to ride the bus to camp 122 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,961 'cause you're so emotionally out of control. 123 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,563 (GASPS) Ah! 124 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,265 ADULT ADAM: In that moment, Lainey discovered my mom's 125 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,135 one true weakness... the promise of grandkids. 126 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,503 That's right! 127 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,905 Can you imagine all those cuddly little baby Barrys? 128 00:04:31,972 --> 00:04:34,274 I'm imagining it so hard right now. 129 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:35,476 That's good! 130 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,511 But the only way to get them is to get us married. 131 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,680 Oh, no, you're not getting married. 132 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:41,649 But... But how soon could you get married 133 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,750 and give me little Barrys? 134 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,585 What are we even talking about right now? 135 00:04:44,652 --> 00:04:46,286 Bar, we're talking about the sooner we get married, 136 00:04:46,354 --> 00:04:47,721 the sooner your mom becomes a grammy. 137 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,924 Bubby. Oh, I want to be a bubby so bad! 138 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:53,927 Oh! Now I get it. 139 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,196 Would literally kill my friends with envy. 140 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,998 That's my dream. Yes. 141 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,034 This is very exciting, but let's manage expectations. 142 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,503 This baby thing is a ways off. 143 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,737 Yeah, it could be decades. 144 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,172 But it'll for sure happen one day. 145 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:07,040 Oh, one day is so close. 146 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:09,843 Oh, I can almost taste the baby in my mouth. 147 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:11,412 Muh-muh-muh. 148 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,146 Oh! That's a tasty baby. 149 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,515 Oh, I'm gonna eat your foot. 150 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,316 (IMITATES NIBBLING) 151 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,419 Baby foot is my favorite! 152 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:21,154 I'm gonna put ketchup on the baby foot. 153 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:22,490 (CHUCKLES) 154 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:24,392 Told you I could get her on board. 155 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,494 Although I may have concerns she wants to eat our baby. 156 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,328 Come on. 157 00:05:28,396 --> 00:05:30,764 Wait. They all forgot your birthday? 158 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,366 I always thought "Sixteen Candles" 159 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,967 was a delightful comedic premise, 160 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:36,169 but when it happens to you, it's more shocking and hurtful. 161 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,805 Well, your family may not love you at all, 162 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:38,872 but guess who does. 163 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,442 Man, you guys just get me. 164 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:42,710 Even if that isn't my locker. 165 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,412 Wazzat? 166 00:05:44,478 --> 00:05:47,347 Who put this old green talking puppet dog on my locker? 167 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,616 It's Yoda. 168 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,618 How do you not know Yoda? He's awesome. 169 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:54,955 But I refuse to find common ground with you turds. 170 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:58,091 And here I thought this year, we might actually find our way out of the social basement. 171 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,894 Wait! Maybe you living "Sixteen Candles" can help us. 172 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,596 You're finally under your parents' radar. 173 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,965 Let's use this chance to throw a big-ass birthday rager. 174 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,200 Come on. We have no idea how to throw a rager. 175 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,637 Lucky for you, John Hughes already taught us. 176 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,373 We're gonna relive all of the classic 177 00:06:13,441 --> 00:06:15,008 "Sixteen Candles" party moments. 178 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:17,845 Like what? I'm talking beer-can pyramid. 179 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,580 Pizza on the record player. 180 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,281 Irreparable house damage! 181 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,316 Somehow, foam gets in your vents. 182 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,852 Toilet paper trees. 183 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,219 And, obviously, 184 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,489 a dweeb will be imprisoned in your glass coffee table. 185 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,491 But what about... Long Duk Dong? 186 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:32,760 No! There will be no discussion of the Donger. 187 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,329 I'm trying to... Say he's hilarious? Well, he's not. 188 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,466 Get off your totally warranted soapbox, Dave Kim. 189 00:06:38,532 --> 00:06:39,767 I'm trying to say I'm in. 190 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,769 Sweet! So, where do we begin? 191 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:44,872 No clue, but I do know the coolest person alive 192 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,307 who knows everything about throwing a badass bash. 193 00:06:47,374 --> 00:06:48,476 BOTH: Erica. 194 00:06:48,542 --> 00:06:49,677 Better. 195 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:52,513 You want a birthday rager, kiddo? 196 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,715 I'll throw you one that'll make you plotz. 197 00:06:54,782 --> 00:06:56,817 Sweet! So, whatcha thinking? 198 00:06:56,884 --> 00:06:58,652 We pull out all the stops. 199 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:01,755 I'm talking martinis, dollar stogies, fan dancers. 200 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:05,759 Ooh. I got an in with the Shorty Flanders Trio. 201 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:07,628 Yeah, we'll go to Erica. 202 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:09,997 ADULT ADAM: And so I turned to my sister for an electrifying rager. 203 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:11,865 But turns out Erica was dealing with 204 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,501 some electrifying issues of her own. 205 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,002 For the love of crap! 206 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:16,504 I just got the electricity bill, 207 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:17,971 and my dad is gonna kill me. 208 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,673 Okay, calm down. I'm sure it's not that bad. 209 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,241 It's $906. 210 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,776 "For the love of crap" is right! 211 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,478 That's so bad and so wasteful! 212 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,480 Excuse you. How am I wasteful? 213 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,315 Oh, I don't know. Maybe 'cause you and your drummer 214 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:30,450 have incredibly indulgent energy needs? 215 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,053 Uh, we have to run the A/C and fans 24/7 216 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:35,255 'cause our tons of equipment runs, like, super hot. 217 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:36,824 Yeah, but do you really need the sign? 218 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,792 Do you not want people to know the name of our band, 219 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,160 unsupportive Geoff? 220 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,461 Look, your dad is gonna kill you. 221 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,096 My dad's gonna kill me. 222 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:44,898 I'm gonna be the most hated kid in this house, 223 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,334 even more than Barry, and he's a high-school groom. 224 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,402 Okay, all we gotta do is come up with a mature, 225 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,471 adult way to solve this. Erica! 226 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:53,807 I need your help to throw a reckless high-school party 227 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,342 that Mom and Dad can never know about. 228 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:57,110 I'll do it. Seriously? 229 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,747 For my special guy? Of course. 230 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,883 Throwing a party is incredibly risky, and if you get caught, 231 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,085 Mom and Dad will be livid, and you'll be the worst kid 232 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:07,087 in the house, not me. No, no, I get it. 233 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,956 I can't believe you'll throw me a party. 234 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,258 I thought you forgot all about today. 235 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,661 I don't totally follow, but I'm on it. 236 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,563 First, I'll get Mom and Dad out of town 237 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,365 so they won't return tonight and catch you red-handed. 238 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:20,768 No, I get it. High school's gonna be as awesome for me 239 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,202 as it was for you. 240 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,237 Thank you, Erica. Don't mention it. 241 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:26,406 This timing could not be more perfect. 242 00:08:26,473 --> 00:08:28,742 No need to look my direction. I know what's happening. 243 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,978 ADULT ADAM: With that, my legendary party was on. 244 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,113 As for my dad and Bill, they were praying 245 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,282 Barry and Lainey's wedding was off. 246 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,117 There's our mad genius. 247 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,219 Did the kids finally learn how terrible marriage is? 248 00:08:39,286 --> 00:08:41,855 Better. I'm gonna be a bubalah, 249 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:44,124 which means we gotta get those kids married right away 250 00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,893 so I can get me a tasty baby. 251 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:47,527 A baby? 252 00:08:47,595 --> 00:08:49,396 What kind of backwards, mixed-up talk 253 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:50,731 did you have with those kids? 254 00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:51,999 All right, don't get all worked up. 255 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:53,801 It's not gonna happen right away. 256 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,002 We ran the numbers. 257 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:58,639 It'll be anywhere from 10 to three to two years. 258 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:01,474 No! Hey, what ever happened to the Bevolution? 259 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,476 You know, finding your way without our kids? 260 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,713 I hereby suspend the Bevolution. 261 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:07,414 Viva la Bubby-lution! 262 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,817 You can't just put "lution" at the end of a word 263 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,085 and make it be a thing. Oh, it's a thing. 264 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,721 And since we're all so excited about it, 265 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,455 we should go out and celebrate. 266 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:17,958 You know the best place to celebrate whatever's happening here? 267 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,459 Atlantic City. 268 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,762 It's far enough to get away, but close enough to be home by 10:00 269 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,664 and see what's happening here at the house. Okay, bye! 270 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:26,299 Yes. Atlantic City. 271 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:30,270 That is the perfect place to honor this joyous baby engagement. 272 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,106 What the hell just happened? 273 00:09:33,173 --> 00:09:35,342 She was supposed to scare 'em off with an open house, 274 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,444 and now we're eating in another state! 275 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:38,979 I'll tell you what just happened. 276 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,814 Our moron kids are brilliant. 277 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,582 They used the baby card against us. 278 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,784 I hate the baby card. 279 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,352 Also, what's the baby card? 280 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,320 I'm so scared and upset, Murray! 281 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:49,857 Why, hello, angry fathers. 282 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,458 Guess who just got Beverly Goldberg 283 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:52,693 on board the wedding train. 284 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,261 Do you know what a can of worms 285 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,665 you two just opened by promising that yenta grandbabies? 286 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,299 Face it, you lost. 287 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,969 Now that Mom's excited about our foolishly impulsive wedding, 288 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,303 you have to accept it. 289 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,805 The curly-haired sack of flour's right. 290 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,007 Beverly Goldberg always gets her way. 291 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,209 But at what cost? BEVERLY: Yoo-hoo! 292 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,978 Look at all this adorable stuff I've had 293 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:12,813 hermetically sealed in the garage. 294 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,481 You're gonna need this, for sure. 295 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:15,783 It's Barry's baby helmet. 296 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,117 Yay! Great. 297 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,551 Not only are we having a baby, 298 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:20,821 but its head's gonna be all cattywampus. 299 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,322 Cheese and crackers. 300 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,324 Ooh, look at this sign! Aww! 301 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:25,693 I'm gonna put it in the station wagon 302 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:27,895 for our trip to AC. No need! 303 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,197 After all, there is literally no baby on board. 304 00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:33,834 Not yet. But there is a bubby on board. 305 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,502 ADULT ADAM: With Bubby officially on board, 306 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:37,504 it was Atlantic City or bust! 307 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:39,206 Nothing could stop them. 308 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:42,042 Meanwhile, my big birthday rager was off with a bang. 309 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,177 It had all the highlights from "Sixteen Candles," 310 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,714 but I discovered when it's your house, 311 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,581 it's not nearly as fun. 312 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,250 Check us out! 313 00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:53,687 We're fancy, big-haired ladies, like your mom. (PEARLS CLATTERING) 314 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,889 ADULT ADAM: Just when I thought no more damage could be done... 315 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,025 (CLATTERING) 316 00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:59,693 ...actual damage was done. 317 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,162 Oh, man. Bench press got away from me. 318 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,430 That's my bad, Alden. 319 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,866 My name's Adam, and your weightlifting mishap 320 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:08,736 just caused major structural damage to my home. 321 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:11,939 There's a throw rug up here. I'll chuck it over the hole. 322 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:15,542 Why did John Hughes make this seem so whimsical and fun? 323 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,945 Help me! I'm a human person! 324 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,848 Even Long Duk Dong had more dignity than this! 325 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,753 ADULT ADAM: The engagement celebration in Atlantic City was under way, 326 00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,921 but Lainey's dad wasn't feeling so lucky. 327 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,790 Dealer has 21 again. Why? 328 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,192 Better save some money for the wedding, Bill. 329 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:34,227 In that case, I'd like to go all-in. 330 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,796 Well, his day's about to get a lot better, 331 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,898 because look what I bought in the gift shop. 332 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,666 Oh, wow. That's for a baby, 333 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,468 which is weird 'cause we were very clear 334 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,803 that's a long, long way off. 335 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,504 But we blink, and then baby's here, 336 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,673 and then there I am, right next to you on my mom cot. 337 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,242 Mom cot? Oh, no, not the mom cot. 338 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,610 What does he know? What's a mom cot? 339 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,113 It is a cot that sits smack against your bed 340 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,216 so when you get tired, you just hand the baby directly to me. 341 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,485 Wait. You actually expect to sleep in the same room with us? 342 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,320 Trust me, you'll be thrilled to have a bed bubby 343 00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:03,456 when it comes time for burping, bathing, and poopy diapies. 344 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,825 No way, Mother. 345 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,459 You are never to set foot in our hypothetical home! 346 00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:08,161 I have a copy of the key, right, Murray? 347 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,462 She made a secret copy. 348 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,898 Barry, can we chat outside? 349 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,699 I need some fresh air right now. 350 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,567 Dealer has 21. 351 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,504 I lost two grand, and it's still the best thing that happened to me today. 352 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,706 ADULT ADAM: Bill wasn't the only one on a losing streak. 353 00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:23,110 I had completely lost control of my epic party I no longer wanted. 354 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,345 Yo! There's the host with the most. 355 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,114 Hope you're digging your kick-ass party. 356 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,016 For sure, but also, I don't want the party. 357 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,084 What? Take the party! It's your party. 358 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:33,020 You asked for the party, so the party's yours. 359 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,855 Come on. We all know it's your party. 360 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,357 He's right, Erica. General consensus is, it's your party. 361 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,826 No, no, that can't be the narrative. 362 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,194 It is very important that this is clearly designated 363 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,729 as Adam's party. 364 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,465 Hey, everyone, let's give it up for the one person 365 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,368 who we all know is definitely throwing this party. 366 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,437 We love you, Alden Goldfinch! 367 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,672 (ALL CHANTING) Alden. 368 00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,442 See? They're almost chanting your name. 369 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,010 Enjoy your party. 370 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:59,679 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 371 00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,081 You're the man, Alden. 372 00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,551 Okay, your mom is really freaking me out 373 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,854 with her cute onesies and "Baby On Board" signs 374 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:09,189 and celebratory casino buffets. 375 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:11,324 I'm sorry, but this can't be my life! What are you saying? 376 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,393 I'm saying I love you, but having Beverly Goldberg 377 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,162 as a smother-in-law will be an utter nightmare. 378 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,998 No! Don't trust your instincts! 379 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:20,167 Come on. A romantic pushcart ride 380 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:23,570 will remind you at the end of the day, it's just you and me. 381 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,605 There's my sweet little lovebirds. 382 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,074 (GASPS) Gah! She found us. 383 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,842 Come on. Scoot your booties. Ow. 384 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:31,544 You've got to try some of this delicious taffy. 385 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,613 Can't do it. Where's she going? 386 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,748 I can't finish this taffy all by myself. 387 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,317 Forget the taffy! 388 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,887 You literally just drove away the love of my life. 389 00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:43,623 Don't worry. Mama will talk to her, and I'll fix everything. 390 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,358 There is no fixing this. 391 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,194 And it's not just Lainey. 392 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,595 Any girl I date will realize 393 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,530 you're part of the package and run for the hills. 394 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:53,733 So, you're saying that I will shake the foundation 395 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,368 of all my kids' relationships 396 00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,070 just 'cause I wanna be a little bit involved? 397 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,505 Is that what you're saying? Yes. 398 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,608 Mark my words... I will never have babies, 399 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,443 which means you'll never be a bubby. 400 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,978 Don't you dare un-bubby me. 401 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,916 Oh, you've been un-bubbied but good. 402 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,717 ADULT ADAM: As Barry was ditching my mom, 403 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:13,753 I was ditching my own party to have some real fun. 404 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,288 What the hell, man? 405 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,957 Seriously, what am I looking at right now? 406 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,559 The adventurous board game Fireball Island. 407 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,929 No, I mean you made a designated nerd area 408 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,463 in the middle of your awesome party. 409 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,932 Yes, and it's your party. 410 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,633 Not according to this sign. 411 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,236 Here, tape it to your chest. No, thank you. 412 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,204 I'd rather just hang with my actual friends 413 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,872 who know my actual name. 414 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,575 You can't just beg me to throw you an awesome rager and then give it back. 415 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,644 (SCOFFS) Okay, I didn't beg you. 416 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,379 You did it 'cause it's my gift. 417 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,680 Gift? For what? 418 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:44,584 * Happy birthday to you 419 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:48,621 * Happy birthday to you 420 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:52,425 * Happy birthday, dear Alden 421 00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,127 * Adam 422 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,797 * Happy birthday to you * 423 00:14:57,864 --> 00:15:00,700 Oh, I wish I had that information before I did what I did. 424 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:03,336 What did you do? What didn't I do? 425 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,637 This is gonna tickle you. 426 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:06,406 I may have, uh, 427 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:09,776 set you up to distract Dad from my irresponsible energy usage. 428 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,945 What? I didn't know it was your birthday, 429 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,447 so if anything, it's on you for having big secrets. 430 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:16,950 This is not a regular cake, you know. 431 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,185 This thing melts. 432 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,686 How could you do this? 433 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,688 The one thing I wanted was to be awesome 434 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,223 like you were in high school. 435 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,192 Now all I'll be is some dude named Alden 436 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,493 who's grounded for the year. 437 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,996 I messed up, okay? I'll make it all better. 438 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,131 I promise, you can still be awesome just like me. 439 00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:34,301 No. The last thing I'd ever want is to be some selfish, 440 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,469 drop-out loser like you. 441 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,538 You don't mean that. 442 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,207 I really do. 443 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,215 Adam! Come on, open up. 444 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,749 Yeah, little nerd, open up! 445 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,219 This party sucks! 446 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,387 ADULT ADAM: After our mom had destroyed Barry's engagement, 447 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,523 he figured he didn't have anything else to lose. 448 00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,460 Evening. I'd like a root beer and a marker for $10,000. 449 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:02,996 Nice try, moron. You're not old enough to be in here. 450 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,797 Yeah, old enough to steal my little princess 451 00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,866 and saddle her with a crooked-headed infant. 452 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:09,036 Actually, Lainey bolted. She's gone for good. 453 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,638 Hot diggity-dog! I'm the luckiest man alive! 454 00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,106 I just lost so much money, 455 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,075 but I'm walking on sunshine over here! 456 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,809 Wait a second. Lainey's gone? 457 00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,845 Mom ran her off with her terrible ways. 458 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,847 I'll help you find her. Help him? 459 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,515 We're on the one-yard line, Mur. 460 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,685 I'm sorry, but if Barry's gonna break up with Lainey, 461 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:27,520 it's gonna be because he's a moron, 462 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,756 not because his mom is an overbearing nudge. 463 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,891 You really believe I can screw this up on my own? 464 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,426 I know you can. 465 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,496 Now let's go find Lainey and make this temporarily right. 466 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:38,531 No, Mur, no! We're so close! 467 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,533 Double zeroes! We got a big winner. 468 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,202 Not now! I'm in a crisis here! 469 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,704 Please, open up! 470 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,074 This ponytail is the source of all my power! 471 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,442 Close your eyes. I got this. 472 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,286 I love you. 473 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,722 Ew. You're not hot anymore. 474 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,624 Adam, I'm coming in. 475 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,726 Oh, come on! 476 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,861 Who am I now? I'm hideous! 477 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,397 Little trick I learned in college. 478 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,266 Well, I locked my door for a reason. Go away. 479 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,435 Not until you accept my apology. 480 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,936 Why? You don't mean it. 481 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:19,106 You just feel awful for trying to destroy me 482 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,141 with an evil plan on my birthday. 483 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,742 Sure. 484 00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:26,579 But I also feel awful because what you said was true. 485 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,581 All I am is a college dropout 486 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:31,718 who lives at home and mooches off of her parents. 487 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,721 I act like I'm so cool and like I have it all figured out, 488 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,556 but you're right. 489 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:37,724 I'm just a loser. 490 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,360 No. I don't really think that. 491 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:43,930 Truth is, all I've ever wanted to be is just like you. 492 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,332 Really? Yes! 493 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,334 I stupidly idolize you. 494 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,203 I'd love to be cool and have people know my name 495 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,506 and have one year of school be as epic as yours was. 496 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,975 Well, it is your birthday. 497 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,645 So I'm on it. 498 00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,347 For real this time. 499 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,650 ADULT ADAM: And so my sister gave me the greatest birthday gift of all 500 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,852 a small taste of high-school popularity. 501 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,356 It may not have been your typical rager, but it was mine. 502 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,624 And it was awesome. 503 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:14,227 'Cause for that one night, everyone knew my name. 504 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:16,095 Turns out John Hughes was right, 505 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:19,132 turning 16 was a lot sweeter than I thought. 506 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:22,034 Meanwhile, Lainey had soured on her future with Barry. 507 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,171 Barry, please. I'm done talking. 508 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,838 Well, then, just listen, 'cause, 509 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,474 my dad has something he wants to say. 510 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,511 If you're here to call us morons for getting married, 511 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,346 there's no need, 'cause it's not gonna happen. 512 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:36,183 You really think I'm gonna walk through the sand 513 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,586 with my bad foot just to call you a moron? 514 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,689 Look, if you really love each other, 515 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,257 there's nothing you can't survive. 516 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,193 Even the world's worst smother-in-law? 517 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,360 Yes. 518 00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,028 Because at the end of the day, 519 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:52,532 I know Beverly Goldberg can stay away when it really matters. 520 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,035 And I know it's scary to think of her on your back, 521 00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,206 but that also means that she has your back. 522 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,541 And trust me, there's no better feeling. 523 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,142 I thought you wanted us to break up. 524 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,344 Why are you trying to help? 525 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,745 Because that's what families do, 526 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,748 and like it or not, you're always gonna be family. 527 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,417 ADULT ADAM: And so, thanks to my dad... 528 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,818 Come on. 529 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,086 ...Lainey decided to give Barry another shot. 530 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,922 This time, just the two of them. 531 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,089 Oh! 532 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,292 Hey. 533 00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,461 What are you guys doing? 534 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,995 Really not helping, Mom. 535 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:24,364 You're terrible. 536 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,598 It's true. 537 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,534 Look, I know I got carried away. 538 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,168 It's just... 539 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:33,640 All my babies grew up and don't need me anymore. 540 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,576 But you made me realize it's not fully over. 541 00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:39,846 I still have a whole new chapter left... One day. 542 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:43,483 Well, when it does happen, I hope you're there with me. 543 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,751 On a mom cot? 544 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:45,885 Mom! Bevy. 545 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,720 We'll figure it out. We have time. 546 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,224 You'd think, but it just goes so fast. 547 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:54,327 And it seems like only yesterday I was in the hospital 548 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:57,797 holding my little Adam in my arms for the first time and... 549 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,032 Holy crap! We forgot his birthday! 550 00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,868 We forgot Adam's birthday! 551 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,436 This is gonna be a whole thing. 552 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,905 Go, go! Go! 553 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,441 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, it wasn't the birthday I expected, 554 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,278 and I didn't get the fancy editing machine I'd hoped for, 555 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,147 but in the end, I got something much better. 556 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,449 Whatcha doin'? 557 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,885 Figured if I was gonna have a "Sixteen Candles" 558 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,588 kind of birthday, I might as well see it through. 559 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,823 Well? Did you make a wish? 560 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:27,260 It already came true. This year's gonna be awesome. 561 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,695 ADULT ADAM: Little did I know, 562 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:31,498 this year really would be one I'd never forget. 563 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,466 Mama's here, Schmoo! 564 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,903 I am so, so sorry I forgot your birthday. 565 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,605 No! Don't get on the table! 566 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:39,906 I will never forgive myself... 567 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,040 (CRASHES) 568 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,443 Was that your wish? 569 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,081 * Happy birthday, dear Adam 570 00:20:49,148 --> 00:20:51,884 * Happy birthday to you * 571 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,185 Hooray! 572 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,787 I hate to ask you what you wished for. 573 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,023 Probably $3,000 worth of editing equipment. 574 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,994 Happy belated birthday, bro! (SCREAMING) 575 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:04,564 I forgot to give you your gift of one butt-crack busting 576 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,732 sub-atomic wedgie. 577 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:07,567 Sure, just do me a favor 578 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,702 and back up a bit so you can get a running start. 579 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,170 You've learned to not struggle. 580 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,373 I see much growth since last year. 581 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,541 (CHUCKLES) 582 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,909 Yep, one year really has made me wiser. 583 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,978 Wha? Oh, my God. 584 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,146 What's happening? 585 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,881 Help! I'm shrinking! 586 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,182 (GASPS) 587 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,453 Better luck next year.