1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:03,304 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, there was nothing my mom loved 2 00:00:03,371 --> 00:00:05,839 more than cooking her way into her family's heart, 3 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:08,076 from her ooey, gooey potato casserole 4 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,577 to whatever this thing is. 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,612 But her signature move was the art of Parming, 6 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,914 featuring her legendary dish of choice. 7 00:00:13,981 --> 00:00:15,549 Shrimp Parm. Shrimp Parm. 8 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,385 Shrimp Parm. Shrimp Parm. 9 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:20,288 Unlike my mom, Barry and his fiancee, Lainey, 10 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,323 were happy to leave the cooking to a microwave. 11 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:25,759 Aww. Look at you two. 12 00:00:25,826 --> 00:00:27,761 Snuggled up on the couch. 13 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:28,962 And what the hell is that? 14 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,531 Oh, I made us Hungry-Man dinners. 15 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,000 I'm hungry. I'm a man. It lines up. 16 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,735 Well, that was so thoughtful of you 17 00:00:34,802 --> 00:00:37,905 to make Barry a delightful mix of mystery meat and radiation. 18 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,940 Thank you. I think? 19 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:42,710 Sweetie, I know you grew up in a lawless, broken home, 20 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,012 but these frozen, compartment-based dinners 21 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,348 are unacceptable for Barry... No offense. 22 00:00:47,415 --> 00:00:50,484 You can't just tag "no offense" on the end of something 23 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,553 horribly offensive and act like it's okay. 24 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:54,788 It's just that Barry requires 25 00:00:54,855 --> 00:00:58,459 a real home-cooked dinner fit for a boy-king. 26 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:01,462 As his future wife, that responsibility falls on you. 27 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,297 And every creepy thing you just said 28 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:06,134 is the reason why your boy is so broken... No offense. 29 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,635 Hey. Your thing does work. 30 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,969 Okay, I wasn't gonna do this, 31 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:11,172 but your resistance shows me that it's time. 32 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:12,973 Everybody in the kitchen! 33 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,376 Family history is about to take place! 34 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,013 The others will be down in a minute. 35 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,583 They'd be crushed to miss this. 36 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:25,819 Family presentation! Down here, now! 37 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,956 They clearly don't care, but I'm jazzed! 38 00:01:29,022 --> 00:01:30,391 What's the big news? 39 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,193 Lainey, we are gathered here today 40 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,828 in front of parts of my entire family 41 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:36,397 for the bequeathing... 42 00:01:36,464 --> 00:01:39,933 ...of our family's most prized possession. 43 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:41,335 ADULT ADAM: It was true. 44 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,304 This really was the biggest deal in the world 45 00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:44,972 to my mom and no one else. 46 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:46,174 Oh. Recipes? 47 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,378 The keys to Barry's happiness are in this box. 48 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:51,479 You're welcome. 49 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,148 Speech! Speech! Speech! 50 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,116 Uh, thanks a ton. 51 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:57,218 And food is family? 52 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,487 Very nice. Very nice try. 53 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:01,121 While I appreciate the gesture, 54 00:02:01,189 --> 00:02:03,891 I just don't see myself cooking for Barry, like, ever. 55 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,226 That is the single most upsetting thing 56 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:06,727 I've ever heard, so take the box. 57 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,696 Thanks, but I really won't use the box, 58 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,130 so I kinda don't need the box. 59 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,399 Well, I don't need the box. 60 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,567 I've got the box memorized, so take the box. 61 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,135 Just take the box! 62 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:16,870 Fine! I'll take the box! 63 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:19,240 Yay! My Schmoopy-in-law wants the box! 64 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:22,009 Oh! Speech! Speech, speech! 65 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,545 My Barry's in such good hands. 66 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:26,013 * I'm twisted up inside 67 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,949 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 68 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,621 * I don't know the future 69 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,457 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 70 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,892 ADULT ADAM: It was September 1980-something, 71 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:42,196 a brand-new year of school with my same old, awesome friends. 72 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,731 Hey, dumb-ass. Still a dumb 73 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,065 You know it, Muscles. 74 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,368 Dave Kim, see you're still rocking the turtleneck. 75 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:49,937 I was thinking of making the switch to a mock turtleneck, 76 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,572 but why change what works? 77 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:52,740 Adam! 78 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:54,442 Jackie? 79 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,910 ADULT ADAM: Turns out, there was one person who changed a ton 80 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,746 over the summer. My sci-fi-loving, 81 00:02:58,812 --> 00:03:00,414 theater-geek girlfriend, Jackie Geary. 82 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,482 I missed you so much! 83 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,616 Me too. 84 00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,117 Ow! Something sharp stabbed my torso! 85 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,553 Sorry, safety pin. 86 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,854 Don't you just love this jacket? 87 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,789 I got it at a thrift shop in the Village. 88 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,624 What happened to the crushed velvet cloak 89 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,792 I found you at the Ren Faire? 90 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,227 Kinda got swampy in the subway. 91 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,728 You went on the subway? 92 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,797 But that's where breakdancing gangs shake you down for cash! 93 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,667 Turns out, Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo lied to us. 94 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,569 I had the best time exploring the city. 95 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,904 Next year, you have to do the NYU summer program. 96 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,205 You won't regret it. 97 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,107 Yeah, my mom said I can never live in New York, 98 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,676 'cause the pigeons are too aggressive 99 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,278 and the poisonous air-conditioner juice 100 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:32,079 from apartments drips on your head as you walk. 101 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:35,082 Dude, I discovered all this cool new music and clothes 102 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:36,750 and made tons of new friends. 103 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:37,885 Speaking of... 104 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,152 'Sup, skank? Carla? 105 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,755 This special and terrifying person's now your friend? 106 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,457 Well, when I first got there, I didn't know anyone, 107 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,126 and then I saw Carla, and I was like, "Ah, crap, it's Carla. 108 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,661 She's probably gonna make fun of my face 109 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,229 and then tell everyone I'm a total nerd." 110 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,464 And I totally did. 111 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,966 But then Jack Attack let me borrow her hairbrush, 112 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,702 and I was like, "You're my best friend now." 113 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,069 She kicked a rat for me. 114 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,473 Well, it sounds like you and Jack Attack had a good time. 115 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,509 Ooh, talk later! Save me a spot at lunch! 116 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,944 Dude, is it me or did your lady go away for the summer 117 00:04:04,011 --> 00:04:05,513 and come back a totally different person? 118 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,180 ADULT ADAM: Sure, Jackie didn't look the same, 119 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,250 but that didn't matter to me, 'cause we still loved the same nerdy stuff. 120 00:04:10,318 --> 00:04:11,685 Boom! No way! 121 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,987 You got us tickets for the school Bazaar-nival! 122 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:16,624 That's right. One part bazaar, one part carnival. 123 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,791 Two parts fun. 124 00:04:17,858 --> 00:04:18,892 You're so cute. 125 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,694 Are you swooning at a Bazaar 126 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,464 It's our special thing since we had our first kiss on the bumper cars. 127 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,665 That's how I chipped my tooth. 128 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:26,367 It was a magical time. So jealous. 129 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:27,635 So, I'll pick you up Saturday night? 130 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:28,836 Saturday? 131 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,738 Oh, man, Carla and I already have plans 132 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,306 to watch her boyfriend drag-race. 133 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,808 The Bazaar-nival's got a crafting booth and candy apples. 134 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,143 Not that it's a competition. 135 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:38,979 I'll just cancel my plans with Carla. 136 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,113 No, don't do that. 137 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:41,482 Are you sure you don't want to come? 138 00:04:41,549 --> 00:04:44,217 I already have my ticket. It's okay. You should go. 139 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,219 Yeah. You're right. 140 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,488 I'll see you later. 141 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:52,760 How could Jackie pass on the Bazaar 142 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:53,861 It's the Bazaar-nival! 143 00:04:53,927 --> 00:04:55,929 Bro, your lady just went full Zuko on you. 144 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:58,298 Full wha? You know, Danny Zuko from "Grease." 145 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,601 After months of summer loving, Sandy returns to school 146 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,902 and finds Zuko totally changed. 147 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,671 In this instance, you're the Sandy. 148 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,373 And like the movie, the only way to keep your girl 149 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:06,840 is to change everything about yourself 150 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:07,908 in utter desperation. 151 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,610 That's a horrible message for children! 152 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,879 The worst. But the songs are real toe-tappers. 153 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,147 While I was dreading losing my geeky girlfriend, 154 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,850 Lainey dreaded her future as Barry's mom. 155 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,520 I can't believe your mom forced me to take the box! The nerve! 156 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,321 Well, did you at least give a speech to honor the big moment? 157 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,490 Calm down, Geoff. 158 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:23,557 Lainey will lend you the dumb box 159 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:25,192 so that you can cook and bake for me, too. 160 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,194 No! Your mom gave it to her, not me. 161 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:28,929 I'll just make you store-bought cookies from a mix, 162 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,330 like some stupid face off the street! 163 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:31,432 Okay, we get it! 164 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,800 Clearly, you wanna be Erica's mom, 165 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:33,934 but I'm not going down that way. 166 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,736 You apologize for nothing! 167 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,905 Look in my wild, angry eyes. 168 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,773 The last thing I want is for you to be my mom. 169 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,042 You mean it? More than anything, baby! 170 00:05:42,109 --> 00:05:44,044 I've never been more excited about our future together. 171 00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:47,080 This is my life now. 172 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,549 And it sucks. 173 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,551 But you just told Lainey you didn't care if she cooked or not. 174 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,252 Dude, of course I care. 175 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,922 Dinner's the only time of day I can be me! 176 00:05:54,988 --> 00:05:57,958 I love racing home to a warm blanket of Parm. 177 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,460 That's how our family expresses love... 178 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,861 Through melted cheese. 179 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:03,397 Damn it, I want Erica to experience that cheese love, too! 180 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,998 You gotta get me a peek at that box. 181 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,900 Wait. Maybe there's a way we can both get what we want. 182 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,002 Name it. I'm in. Take it. It's yours. 183 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,638 Wait. You're giving me the box? 184 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,072 But your mom handed it off to Lainey. 185 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:13,841 Indeed she did, young Geoffrey. 186 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,943 And when Lainey realizes the box is gone, 187 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,745 she'll feel so guilty, 188 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:20,213 she'll let my mom teach her all the recipes. 189 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:21,549 So you do want Lainey to be your mom. 190 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,750 Ew! Gross! 191 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:25,252 But for sure, yes. I want my wife to be my mom. 192 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,020 That's weird... But I get it! 193 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,121 I want to be my girlfriend's mom! 194 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:30,958 Dude, there's no one I'd rather have 195 00:06:31,024 --> 00:06:32,993 be a mom to my sister than you. 196 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:36,764 Sir, it would be an honor to be your mother/brother-in-law. 197 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,634 With my looks and my brains, we can't fail! 198 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,606 You can't put metal in the microwave. Got it. 199 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,974 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's plan sparked to life, 200 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,609 I went to my love guru, 201 00:06:48,676 --> 00:06:50,343 who could help me find the spark with Jackie. 202 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,646 Pops, I have a romantic emergency, 203 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,582 and I need some of your patented love advice. 204 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,184 That's exactly why I sit here all day. 205 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,686 Jackie came back from summer break, 206 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,754 and now she's all New York-ish and fringy. 207 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,756 Dave Kim says if I don't change, we're done. 208 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,959 Dave Kim... Always stirring the pot. 209 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,962 You need to be proud of who you are 210 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,632 and never change for anyone. 211 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,767 Wrong. You gotta change and change hard. 212 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,504 Ya think? No! Don't listen to him. 213 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,706 He's not even in this conversation. 214 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:19,973 He's behind the paper! 215 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,610 Ya gotta change when you date someone more pretty. 216 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,811 Like me and your mom. 217 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,646 That makes sense! No, it doesn't! 218 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:27,715 You're just intrigued because the paper 219 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,817 makes him hidden and mysterious. 220 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,985 You wouldn't believe the things I did for that woman. 221 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,220 Tell me more, dark stranger. 222 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,822 I took square-dancing lessons, 223 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,356 I brunched with her friends, 224 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:38,358 I even took my shoes off at the beach. 225 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:39,727 And the guy is still with my mom! 226 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,796 It's your dad! You know who he is! 227 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:45,733 ADULT ADAM: True, and yet I still listened to the wise voice 228 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,000 hidden behind the sports section. 229 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,502 I headed straight to the coolest store 230 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,937 on South Street... Zipperhead. 231 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,271 Back then, it was the one place 232 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,106 you'd go for all your punk needs. 233 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,742 Hello, there, fine madam. 234 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,477 I'm here to purchase some of your fine anti-monarchy garb. 235 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,513 Beat it, yuppie. Go home and wait for "L.A. Law" to come on. 236 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,749 She knows what we watch. Let's bail. 237 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,551 No. This is too important. 238 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,818 Nothing can help you, poser. 239 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,555 Pfft! I am not a poser. 240 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,389 Name one member of The Clash. 241 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,624 "Of the Titans"? 242 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,760 Well, there's Zeus and that metal robot owl, 243 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:15,395 and, of course, Harry Hamlin from "L.A. Law" plays Perseus. 244 00:08:15,462 --> 00:08:17,230 Stop talking, and I'll help you. 245 00:08:17,297 --> 00:08:19,366 First, we gotta fix your dumb hair. 246 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,102 I'll do whatever it takes to turn into Eric Idle. 247 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,704 I think you mean Billy Idol. Right! 248 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,906 So, how long will it take to get cool, punky... 249 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,675 Gah! Oh, boy, it smells so weird! 250 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,509 This is not gonna be an easy process for you. 251 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,545 ADULT ADAM: Yep. My change all began with my hair. 252 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,548 Meanwhile, Barry's harebrained scheme was about to unfold. 253 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,850 Barry, we need to talk. I'm in huge trouble, dude! 254 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:38,952 Good thing I was just sitting here waiting for you. 255 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,789 What is it? Someone stole your mom's recipe box out of my purse! 256 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,691 Oh, no! 257 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,225 How could something like this happen? 258 00:08:45,292 --> 00:08:46,927 I know! It's so weird! 259 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:49,630 They didn't take my car keys or my wallet or my Walkman. 260 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:51,799 Not all thieves are in it for the money. 261 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,767 Some are after the hottest food trends. 262 00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:56,269 Thief-cooks, they're called. This was so important to your mom. 263 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:57,537 She'll never forgive me! 264 00:08:57,605 --> 00:09:00,173 But with me at your side, we'll find a way. 265 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,441 You're an amazing human being. 266 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,943 Must feel good to say it out loud. 267 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:06,013 Mother, we have some terrible news. 268 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,782 Oh, no. Is it Lyme disease 269 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,550 I saw a deer on the way home from the mall. 270 00:09:10,618 --> 00:09:12,452 It is much worse than a rogue deer. 271 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,555 Worse than a rogue deer that may or may not have a tick? 272 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,157 What are you trying to tell me, Barry? 273 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,926 Someone stole your recipes out of my bag. 274 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,294 No! Please, tell me how I can make this right. 275 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:23,664 Well, you could call all of my relatives 276 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:24,832 that knew the recipes... 277 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,767 Oh, wait... They're all dead. 278 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,936 Whoa! I'm just thinking out loud, 279 00:09:29,002 --> 00:09:32,105 but I believe my mom knows all those recipes by heart, yes? 280 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,742 My broken heart. Perhaps if you let my mom teach you 281 00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,109 how to cook those recipes, 282 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,911 one of the cornerstones of caring for me, 283 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,146 then all will be forgiven? 284 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,048 Babe, thank you for helping us through this. 285 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:43,350 As we've established, I'm the best. So, what do you say? 286 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,452 I say... (BILLY IDOL'S WHITE WEDDING PLAYS) 287 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,754 we better hit the market. 288 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,355 We're gonna need all their meats and cheeses. 289 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,957 ADULT ADAM: As my mom took Lainey under her wing, 290 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,792 my new look had taken flight. 291 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,961 I had my new hair, studded vest, 292 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,164 and a Black Flag shirt, which I thought was bug spray. 293 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,866 Goodbye, Sandy from "Grease"! 294 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,400 Hello, Billy Idol! 295 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:02,870 Whoa! Check out the hot new guy! 296 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,872 I feel threatened and I wanna punch your face off. 297 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,139 No, wait! It's me! 298 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,641 Adam? Jackie's boyfriend? 299 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:09,977 Why didn't you say so? I almost went to jail just now. 300 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:11,478 Cool. 301 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,881 If you see Jackie, tell her I'm in for Saturday night. 302 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,048 Let's burn some rubber. 303 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,483 Wait. You race? 304 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:17,584 But Jackie said you're, like, 305 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,787 afraid of birds and have allergies. 306 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,655 Not allergic to speed. 307 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,691 Just cat dander and feather pillows. 308 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,025 What kinda wheels you driving, bro? 309 00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:27,895 I got me a sick wagon. Station style. 310 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,697 Wood panels, bitchin' roof rack. 311 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,832 I got a gnarly Celica ST. 312 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:33,133 You wanna race for pink slips? 313 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,835 The pinker the better, Holmes! 314 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,871 Sick! I'll spread the word, make sure the whole school shows up! 315 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:39,006 Oh, uh, the whole what, now? 316 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,440 Hells yeah. I'm on it. 317 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,676 New Goldberg's got nards, and I like it. 318 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:43,977 Hope there's no hard feelings 319 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,213 when I smoke you and take your car. 320 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,418 Wait, that's what a pink slip is? 321 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:55,155 Oh, balls. This went bad fast. 322 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,759 After going punk for my lady, all I needed now was badass wheels. 323 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:00,360 Ah! I hear jingling! 324 00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,594 Don't know which moron that is, 325 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,864 but if you want my car, then take Pops home. 326 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:05,165 Yeah, I could use a ride. 327 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:06,834 Ah, come on! 328 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,836 Fine. 'Cause I love you! Let's get moving! 329 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,038 Bup bup! You know all those paving stones? 330 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:12,740 You mean the ones Mom has screamed at you 331 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,041 to return for the last year? 332 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,475 Yeah, load 'em up in the car 333 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,845 and take 'em back to Heckingers before they close in an hour. 334 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,479 No! Can't I do this another time? 335 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,548 Nah, it'll feel good to get it off my plate. 336 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,217 Aw, crap! 337 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:26,854 I accidentally ripped my purposely ripped jeans! 338 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,957 You actually bought tattered jeans with holes? 339 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,058 Who does that? 340 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,625 Badasses like me. 341 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,927 While I hit a detour, 342 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,496 inside was a race for the perfect Parm. 343 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:39,332 Okay, here you go. Pork Parm Wellington. 344 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,869 Attempt number nine, so, dear God, please like it. 345 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,336 Uh... 346 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,471 Close enough. 347 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,006 Let's just move on to meatloaf burgers. 348 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,910 No! Not till we've perfectly baked all 53 ingredients. 349 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:51,178 Or is it 54? 350 00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,413 I thought you said you knew all the recipes by heart. 351 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,215 No yenta in the world can remember 352 00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:57,050 every ounce of butter and pinch of salt 353 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,952 that goes into this many dishes! 354 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,788 Can't I just order Barry Chinese food every night? 355 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,455 You think this is just about cooking? 356 00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,325 There is so much more that goes into taking care of our Barry. 357 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,961 Like what? Washing his Flyers shirts, 358 00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,263 flipping his covers when he sweats at night, 359 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,766 reminding him to make when he waits too long 360 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:13,967 and gets plugged up. 361 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,068 What is that? What are you doing? 362 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,770 It's the signal for poo-poos. 363 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:17,905 You gotta learn the signal. 364 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:18,972 I don't wanna learn the signal! 365 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,307 Don't make her do the signal, Mom! 366 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,474 She has to learn the signal! 367 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,709 I don't wanna learn the signal. 368 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:23,977 Now, this hand is the potty, 369 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,679 beckoning the poo-poos, and in they go. 370 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,148 Huh? She's not doing it! 371 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:30,417 Of course I'm not doing it! Don't turn on each other! 372 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,686 Go back to bonding over food as I grab some fresh air. 373 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,922 Be right back. 374 00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,028 Hard to run after so much eating! 375 00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,032 Dude! Where is the box? 376 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,166 It's on the counter. 377 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,835 Your mom has some real gems in there. 378 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,669 I made a hearty chowder for Erica. 379 00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:50,804 Here, take a spoonful. 380 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,505 No! I don't have time to eat... 381 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,573 Mmm! 382 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,008 Tastes like our summers at the shore. 383 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,010 But enough of your dumb thing. 384 00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,979 I need a recipe. Stat. 385 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:01,148 ADULT ADAM: Barry knew there was only one ingredient 386 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,582 that could save his plan. 387 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,684 Meanwhile, the recipe for a badass drag race... 388 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,154 ...just needed one more thing. Me. 389 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,588 Where's Goldnerd? 390 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,057 I've been revving my engine for the crowd, 391 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,491 but it's losing its luster! 392 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,526 Wait! Here he comes! 393 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:16,296 ADULT ADAM: I may have been drag racing like Zuko, 394 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,198 but Greased Lightning I wasn't. 395 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,345 'Sup, people and the place to be! 396 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,014 Adam? Jack Attack! What's up? 397 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:35,949 I honestly have no idea. 398 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,151 What is on your body right now? 399 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,187 I kinda ripped my punk-rock jeans 400 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,454 on a jagged paving stone, 401 00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,857 so then I ripped off the other leg to be matchy 402 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,158 like a badass. 403 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,160 Okay, but what's up with your hair? 404 00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:48,495 Just how I roll, bro. 405 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,763 Also, I forgot to wash out the Sun-In, 406 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:54,201 so then the actual blazing sun overbaked my head 407 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,204 when I was loading in those aforementioned paving stones 408 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,739 in the back of my ol' wood-paneled rocket here. 409 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,774 Okay, but why are you wearing snow gloves? 410 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,877 Don't own racing gloves, so I'mma tear it up 411 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,712 in these Freezy Freakies 'cause I'm crazy like that. 412 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,815 Okay, but why did you bring an old man to a drag race? 413 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,618 That's my boy Al. Had to drop him off at his sick pad, 414 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,786 but the bumpy car ride lulled him to sleep 415 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,655 which is good, 'cause he would not approve 416 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,190 of my drag-racing lifestyle. 417 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,059 I don't even know who you are right now. 418 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,193 Looks like you're not the only one 419 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,661 who's changed for the better this year. 420 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,297 Yo, no more stalling. It's go time! 421 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,166 Let's ride. 422 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,734 ADULT ADAM: That day, I wasn't the only one racing for my life. 423 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,837 "Bring to simmer, caramelize the onions, 424 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,839 "sprinkle two pinches of celery salt." 425 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,075 Needs more wrist. 426 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,776 More wrist. 427 00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,645 Forget the signal! 428 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,580 I realized on my walk home 429 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,549 you need to caramelize the onions, 430 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,585 then sprinkle two pinches of celery salt. 431 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,020 How do you know about celery salt? 432 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,923 Oh. Um, eater's intuition? 433 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,491 It's my recipe. How did you... 434 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,692 I'll tell you how. 435 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,094 You stole the box, didn't you? 436 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:55,395 No! Also, yes. 437 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,164 But you told me you didn't want me to baby you, 438 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,999 like your mom does. And I don't! 439 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:00,667 Also, I do. Tell you what. 440 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,169 You already have a mom, 441 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,803 and you can keep her! No! You're not getting it! 442 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,073 If anything, you're a smoking-hot mom with benefits! 443 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,507 Ew! 444 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,345 How could this happen to a boy-king I raised so normally? 445 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,016 It was go time. 446 00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:18,451 Our engines were roaring, and everything was on the line, 447 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,887 my car, my dignity, 448 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,390 but most importantly, my future with Jackie. 449 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,963 Listen, I kind of borrowed this car from my dad, 450 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,632 so it's not really mine to lose. You get it, right? 451 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,467 The only thing I'm getting is that car. 452 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:36,036 And those tasteful paving stones, 453 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,370 which will encourage outdoor living 454 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,838 during the warm summer months. 455 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,807 Ahh! 456 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:43,043 (STAN BUSH'S FIGHT TO SURVIVE PLAYS) 457 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,684 Whoo-hoo! Ahh! 458 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,888 Come on, baby! 459 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,624 Oh, no! This is bullcrap! 460 00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,060 I revved so much for the crowd, I got no gas left! 461 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:03,063 Push it, baby! I love you, but only if you win! 462 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,644 Hey, you're cheating! 463 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,279 Said to the barrel and back! 464 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,289 Ponytail losing power. 465 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,498 Jackie! We did it, baby! We won! 466 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,068 Yeah, congratulations on getting from here to there 467 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,503 slightly quicker than Johnny was able to push his car. 468 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,138 You mean my car. 469 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,407 Pink slip's mine, Atkins. I'm taking the Celica. 470 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,708 You can't take the Celica! 471 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,377 You can't take his Celica, Adam. 472 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,744 You can't take the Celica! 473 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,214 Oh, I'm taking the Celica! But it's my mom's! 474 00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,316 She needs it to get to the dental office in the morning. 475 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:59,152 Hey, you were gonna take my car and the paving stones. 476 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:01,554 I just said that for the pageantry of the event! 477 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,623 Please! My brother has tennis after school! 478 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,126 Well, he ain't getting there in my Celica! 479 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,560 You can't take the Celica! 480 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,597 Jackie, your boyfriend's got a real nasty way about him. 481 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:13,066 This is not my boyfriend. 482 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,001 At least, not the one that I want. 483 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,869 I think it's pretty clear what you want. 484 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,971 And it's not us. 485 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,174 Why? You went away and changed, 486 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,110 and I'm still the same old Adam. 487 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,378 I just loved what we had. 488 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:27,480 And now it's over. 489 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:35,722 BEVERLY: Hey, Squish. 490 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,290 Now that I got my recipes back, 491 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:40,093 I thought maybe a little bit of Mama's cheeseburger pot pie 492 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,194 might cheer you up. 493 00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,362 Not hungry. What? 494 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,132 I've literally never heard you say that. 495 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,566 I just realized me and Lainey 496 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,035 want the complete opposite kind of marriage. 497 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,670 She wants an equal partnership, 498 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,340 while I want her to tend to my needs the rest of our days. 499 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,807 There's no right or wrong here. 500 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,677 A good relationship needs a lot of give-and-take, Barry. 501 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,612 Why can't it be like you and Dad? 502 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,249 You know, where you give and he takes. 503 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:04,951 I've heard enough, moron. 504 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,786 Not all marriages are the same. 505 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,921 Stop worrying about what you want to take 506 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,023 and start thinking about what you want to give. 507 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,825 Wow. 508 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,928 So, maybe Lainey has a point. 509 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,364 You're right. 510 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,931 I'm lucky I had someone like you 511 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,533 taking care of me my whole life. 512 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,536 I learned from the best 513 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,238 which means now I can take care of Lainey. 514 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,873 Wait. You want the box? 515 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,476 Cooking is how our family shows love, right? 516 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:32,479 So now it's time I show Lainey how much I love her. 517 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,581 Although, I could use a few pointers. 518 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,118 ADULT ADAM: And that night, they whisked, 519 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,820 they battered, 520 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,789 they rolled and seasoned, 521 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:44,357 until they had pork Parm Wellington 522 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,326 fit for a boy-king's queen. 523 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,660 * ...white wedding 524 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:54,201 * It's a nice day to start again 525 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:55,735 Hey. 526 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,270 Believe me, the last thing I want right now 527 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,671 is your mom's cooking. 528 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:01,974 Actually... 529 00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,911 I made it. For you. 530 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,547 You really think cooking me one dinner is gonna change anything? 531 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,915 It's not about this one. 532 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,250 It's about the next thousand. 533 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,984 I just... 534 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:14,554 God, this sounds so stupid. No, say it. 535 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,690 Every day, you take care of me just by being you. And... 536 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,461 I realized 537 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:24,897 now it's my job to take care of you. 538 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,433 How about we just take care of each other? 539 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,435 Deal. 540 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,904 * It's a nice day for a white wedding 541 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,176 Winner number one. 542 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,478 A winner. 543 00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,713 Dude. 544 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,582 You suck at driving. 545 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,116 How'd you know I'd be here? 546 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,018 Because it's the Bazaar-nival. 547 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,354 I knew you wouldn't miss it. 548 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:50,557 It turns out the Bazaar-nival is not that many parts fun. 549 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,925 It's completely lame. And so am I. 550 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,127 I never said it was lame. 551 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,896 And I certainly never asked you 552 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,565 to cut your jeans into Daisy Dukes. 553 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,132 I know! 554 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,070 I just loved that I actually found someone out there 555 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,038 who was just like me, 556 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,140 someone who could geek out over a good Bazaar-nival. 557 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,411 Adam, even though I changed a bit over the summer 558 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,413 doesn't mean we're not the same. 559 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:16,616 And nothing will ever change the way I feel about you. 560 00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,485 Really? I will always love 561 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,721 my allergenic, Bazaar-nival-loving, nerd boyfriend. 562 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,693 * It's a nice day to start again * 563 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,428 ADULT ADAM: Sure, change is scary. 564 00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,497 Sometimes we're so desperate to hold on to the past 565 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,999 that we lose sight of who we really are. 566 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,668 But in the end, when we open our hearts 567 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:39,138 to accept those we love most for who they really are, 568 00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:41,341 a little change can be a wild ride 569 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,075 that stays with you forever. 570 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,813 ADAM: Can I come in? Never. 571 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:50,016 No. This is so teenagery... 572 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,684 Is it? ...that I don't want any recording 573 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,786 of it on any kind of tape. Yeah, I wouldn't do that to you. 574 00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,123 Hi. I'm with the real Jackie Geary, 575 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,791 Adam's high school girlfriend, 576 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,560 and we have some questions for you. 577 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,963 I'm ready. Now, were you into theater and movies 578 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,798 and all the geeky stuff Adam is into? 579 00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:07,500 Or were you just going along with it? 580 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,636 I was also a big geek. Yeah. 581 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:12,439 I was into different geeky stuff sometimes, 582 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:15,308 like "Star Trek" being better than "Star Wars." 583 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:17,344 Turns out Jackie likes "Star Trek" 584 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,711 more than "Star Wars"! 585 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,980 Adam remembers you going from theater geek 586 00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,849 to cool, fringy New York City girl. 587 00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,517 Who did I think I was?