1 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:04,134 ADULT ADAM: Growing up, there was nothing better than the school field trip, 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:07,355 that rare opportunity to skip your classes and head out on an adventure. 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:09,661 Yep, field trips were the best. 4 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:11,794 Boofaloo, come play I Spy! 5 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,275 Unfortunately, my smother was always there. 6 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:16,103 I spy a handsome schmendrick 7 00:00:16,190 --> 00:00:18,931 I'm gonna squeeze all the way to the Liberty Bell! 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,413 And this time, our trip was low on education and high on fun! 9 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,937 We were going to Hersheypark! 10 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,592 I can't believe we're finally going to Hershey, Pennsylvania! 11 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,507 I hear the air there smells like chocolate! 12 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:32,162 I hear the streets are paved with nougat! 13 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,469 When you're over five feet tall, you're considered a Twizzler. 14 00:00:34,556 --> 00:00:36,210 It means we can go on any ride. 15 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:37,907 Well, we can go on any ride. 16 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:39,909 Your mom always chaperones 17 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:41,128 and there's no way she'll let you loose 18 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,607 into Chocolate Town USA without her. 19 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:43,913 It's your own fault, dude. 20 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:45,132 The rest of us forced our parents 21 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:46,655 to stop chaperoning years ago. 22 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:48,309 Yeah, all you got to do is lay down 23 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:49,832 some clear boundaries with your mom. 24 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:53,053 Oh. Uh, oh, is that all I got to do? Huh. 25 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:56,491 I didn't know it was so easy! 26 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,536 Thank you, Clueless Chad! 27 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,147 You get mean when it involves your mom. 28 00:01:00,234 --> 00:01:02,018 My mom needs these field trips. 29 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:04,499 It's the only school-sanctioned opportunity she has left 30 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:06,066 to painfully insert herself into my life. 31 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,372 Well, I told my mom, "No more! 32 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:11,593 "Dave Kim is a grown-up who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip! 33 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,725 "Now sign my permission slip and lay out my clothes!" 34 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,162 That would never work for Adam. 35 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:17,599 All I know is that this ends today! 36 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,949 [STIRRING MUSIC PLAYS] I've waited my whole life to eat eight pounds of chocolate, 37 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:23,039 then ride crazy roller coasters till I hork. 38 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:25,955 I'm an adult man now and shall not be controlled. 39 00:01:26,042 --> 00:01:30,046 It's time I finally face Beverly Goldberg once and for all! 40 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,874 [MUSIC ENDS] 41 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:33,658 You're gonna lie to her, aren't you?Right to her face! 42 00:01:33,745 --> 00:01:35,051 What? 43 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:37,619 Hersheypark has been closed and our trip is off! 44 00:01:37,706 --> 00:01:40,274 Why are they trying to ruin our precious time together? 45 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:41,579 'Cause of the Chocolate Wars. 46 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,015 You didn't hear about it on the news? 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,669 No, I don't watch the news. 48 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,758 It aggravates your father till he throws his shoe at the TV. 49 00:01:46,845 --> 00:01:49,500 It's those Fudge Barons at Nestle Megacorp. 50 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,546 They declared an all-out war on Mr. Goodbar 51 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,374 so they shut down the amusement park. 52 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,202 Screw those Chocolate War-Mongers! 53 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:58,727 I just made a fresh batch of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies. 54 00:01:58,814 --> 00:02:00,511 [CHUCKLES] These always cheer you up. 55 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,471 Wow. He's good. 56 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:06,213 Maybe the best. 57 00:02:08,519 --> 00:02:10,652 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 58 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:13,394 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 59 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,094 ♪ I don't know the future 60 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,923 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 61 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,534 ADULT ADAM: It was October 17th, 1980-something, 62 00:02:23,621 --> 00:02:26,798 the night of the annual Career Fair at William Penn Academy... 63 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,323 Hello, everyone, and welcome to Career Night. 64 00:02:29,410 --> 00:02:31,325 [COUGHS] No-one-cares![LAUGHTER] 65 00:02:31,412 --> 00:02:34,066 Okay, well, the joke's on you, mysterious cougher. 66 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:35,851 The path that you choose tonight 67 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,332 will determine the rest of your lives. 68 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:41,073 Rest of our lives? Oh, man. That sounds pretty permanent. 69 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,771 Lucky for you, you have 70 00:02:42,858 --> 00:02:44,947 your old man's noble profession of ophthalmology 71 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,078 pre-selected for you. 72 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,037 You're so lucky! 73 00:02:48,124 --> 00:02:50,822 I have tons of questions about doctoring, Mister Dr. Geoff's Dad! 74 00:02:50,909 --> 00:02:53,695 Okay, I see how passionate you are about medicine. 75 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:55,784 Come by the office and see for yourself what I do. 76 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,916 I call eyeball holder when you do a head transplant! 77 00:02:58,003 --> 00:02:59,570 Boom! 78 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:01,050 I know that's not real science, 79 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:02,225 but I'm still gonna take a walk. 80 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,359 How's it going? 81 00:03:05,446 --> 00:03:07,187 Well, my "rock star" booth is an obvious sham, 82 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,885 but I'm broke and they got free food, so goin' good. You? 83 00:03:09,972 --> 00:03:12,366 Well, my dad's pushing me into the eyeball game, so, gross? 84 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,324 Dude, you're at a career night. 85 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,370 If eye doctoring skeeves you out so much, then go find another job. 86 00:03:16,457 --> 00:03:17,675 What? No. 87 00:03:17,762 --> 00:03:20,591 I... I love the human eye, all squishy with its veins 88 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,289 and mysterious, disgusting rings. 89 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,812 Are you gonna hurl? I might. 90 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,988 Hey, you! Me? 91 00:03:26,075 --> 00:03:28,991 Yeah, you! The kid who ate my corn on the cob. Come here! 92 00:03:29,078 --> 00:03:30,906 That was one time two years ago. 93 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,168 How is that the only thing he remembers about me? 94 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:33,430 He really likes his corn. 95 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,476 Why is your dad even at a school event? 96 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:37,782 He finds a few idiots to move heavy crap for free 97 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,001 and then he calls them interns. 98 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,611 [SIGHS] 99 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:43,048 Hey, niblets. How would you feel about interning 100 00:03:43,135 --> 00:03:46,008 in the exciting world of new and recycled furniture sales? 101 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:47,401 Um, maybe, I guess. 102 00:03:47,488 --> 00:03:48,837 You're hired. 103 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,404 And by hired, I don't mean I'm actually paying you. 104 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,014 Geoff! Get back to the booth! 105 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:54,016 This young man's being very disrespectful 106 00:03:54,103 --> 00:03:55,800 to my anatomical eye models. 107 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:58,499 Check it out, I'm putting a giant eye in my pants! 108 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:02,720 Chaperones, we'll meet here at 8:00 a.m. sharp 109 00:04:02,807 --> 00:04:05,636 to hit the Hershey Highway before it clogs up. 110 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:07,029 [QUIET LAUGHTER] All right, grow up. 111 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,944 What the hell, ladies and Vinny? 112 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,162 What happened to our PTA meeting? 113 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,903 We got bumped. 114 00:04:11,990 --> 00:04:14,341 Mellor's talking to all the field trip chaperones. 115 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:17,344 Field trip? Doesn't he know the amusement park is closed indefinitely? 116 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,867 What? The park is closed? 117 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:21,826 Hello? Nestle pulled out of the Cocoa Accords. 118 00:04:21,913 --> 00:04:23,393 There's been a travel advisory. 119 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,787 All non-essential personnel must steer clear. 120 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:29,225 Uh, Beverly? None of your insane words are true. 121 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:31,009 But that's not possible. 122 00:04:31,096 --> 00:04:33,969 Adam swore to me that Reese's was literally blown to pieces. 123 00:04:34,056 --> 00:04:37,407 Exactly. You're the last person in the world he wants on a field trip. 124 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:38,713 But chaperoning is the one thing 125 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,802 I'm still allowed to be a part of! 126 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,717 Just feel lucky you made it to 10th grade, Bev. 127 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:44,719 Jackie cut me off in 8th grade. 128 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:45,981 Independence Hall. 129 00:04:46,068 --> 00:04:47,243 6th grade, Freedom Trail. 130 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,593 5th grade. Ben Franklin Museum. 131 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:51,203 Dave Kim told me to [VOICE BREAKING] go fly a kite. 132 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,076 For me it was 3rd grade. My Emmy is garbage. 133 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,121 But those field trips are my only window 134 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,080 into Adam's day-to-day life. 135 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:00,952 Without them, how am I supposed to know how he's doing in school? 136 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:03,128 You could just ask him when he comes home? 137 00:05:03,215 --> 00:05:06,697 Please. Whenever I ask about his day, all I get is "Muh." 138 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,438 Aw, you get actual sounds? 139 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:10,788 I just get soul-destroying silence. 140 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:14,139 Well, you may all be fine with a frosty cold "muh" at the end of your day, 141 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,446 but not Beverly Goldberg. 142 00:05:16,533 --> 00:05:18,753 Coach, put me down for chaperone. 143 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,451 But your son made it clear you're the worst and you can't go. 144 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:25,847 Lucky for me, I have a way to get Adam to say yes to whatever I want. 145 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:28,240 ADULT ADAM: It was true. She really did. 146 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,330 Before parents could guilt their kids through texts or e-mails, 147 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:33,768 my mom used the Guilt Letter. 148 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,858 These passive-aggressive tirades of manipulation were a true art form. 149 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,948 [DRAMATIC NOTES PLAY] 150 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,732 And if her words didn't get to you, 151 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,430 the mom tears on the letter sure would. 152 00:05:44,648 --> 00:05:45,432 Balls! 153 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,435 ♪♪ 154 00:05:48,522 --> 00:05:50,001 I got to admit it, Cobby, 155 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:52,439 you're the best pretend intern I've had yet. 156 00:05:52,526 --> 00:05:54,397 I didn't realize how cool it was to run a business. 157 00:05:54,484 --> 00:05:56,878 What do you mean? Your dad runs a whole eye doctoring business. 158 00:05:56,965 --> 00:05:58,749 Yeah, but in our business, if we mess up, 159 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:00,882 people will never see their children again. 160 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,666 The worst I can do around here is stain a loveseat. 161 00:06:02,753 --> 00:06:04,581 Look, I don't want to get involved 162 00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:05,974 between you and your old man, 163 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:07,671 mostly 'cause I don't care, 164 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:10,718 but if eyes freak you out, I wouldn't do eyes. 165 00:06:10,805 --> 00:06:12,937 What would I do with my life if not eye doctoring? 166 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:15,984 I'm not involved, but do what makes you happy 167 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:18,203 instead of being such a pushover all the time. 168 00:06:18,290 --> 00:06:20,423 I know you're not involved, but, oh, man, 169 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,120 I'm suddenly rethinking my entire future! 170 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:23,687 Well, why don't you think about it while you bring 171 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:24,993 that heavy-ass end table to the back room? 172 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,517 [CHIMES RING] 173 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:29,214 Okay, you can take your son back now! 174 00:06:29,301 --> 00:06:30,955 He's been shadowing me all day. 175 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:32,870 In fact, I learned so much, 176 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,611 Dr. Lou said I don't have to go back tomorrow! 177 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,744 Or ever again. We'll play it by ear. 178 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:38,615 Oh, crap, it's my dad. Hello, Father. 179 00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:39,573 Geoffrey? Where were you all day? 180 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:40,791 There was an outbreak of pink eye. 181 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:41,923 So gunky, bro. 182 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:43,620 Ew, bummed I missed it. Ew. 183 00:06:43,707 --> 00:06:47,102 Uh, I was learning about furniture here. 184 00:06:47,189 --> 00:06:49,974 You spent the day learning another man's trade? 185 00:06:50,061 --> 00:06:51,585 Murray, how could you betray me like this? 186 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,282 No betrayal. I'm not involved. 187 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,936 Son, the only business you need to know 188 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,590 is the one I'm handing to you. 189 00:06:56,677 --> 00:06:59,375 But Mr. G got me thinking that maybe I don't want it, right? 190 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:01,203 Not involved. 191 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:03,031 Don't want it? What's he talking about, Murray? 192 00:07:03,118 --> 00:07:05,816 Look, all I know is this wonderful mentor of mine...Notvolved! 193 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:07,296 ...told me to stick up for myself. 194 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:09,167 So, I'll just say it. Not involved! 195 00:07:09,254 --> 00:07:12,214 I hereby reject all professional doctoring and modern medicine. 196 00:07:12,301 --> 00:07:13,650 So what are you gonna do with your life? 197 00:07:13,737 --> 00:07:15,435 This? Furniture sales? 198 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,784 Notvolved! 199 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,960 I'd rather do anything than eyes! 200 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:21,049 Maybe I'll do computers or fitness 201 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,791 or maybe I'll just start my own food delivery service! 202 00:07:23,878 --> 00:07:25,488 He wants to do food delivery 203 00:07:25,575 --> 00:07:27,229 instead of helping people see, Murray? 204 00:07:27,316 --> 00:07:29,840 Notvolved! Come on! 205 00:07:29,927 --> 00:07:31,973 ADULT ADAM: Yep, all my dad wanted was to stay out of Geoff's business. 206 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:35,150 Meanwhile, my mom had successfully guilted her way back into mine. 207 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,891 Hi, Mama. 208 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:39,720 I just wanted to say sorry and all. 209 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,939 For? For being a bad son 210 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:45,552 and not appreciating the time you spent baking me in your belly. 211 00:07:45,639 --> 00:07:47,771 And how will you make it up to me? 212 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,207 Maybe you can chaperone the field trip? 213 00:07:49,294 --> 00:07:51,993 I'll have to move some things around, but I'll be there. 214 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,038 Now go. Be a boy! 215 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:56,345 My mom had guilted me into submission, 216 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,521 but even better, she impressed her friends. 217 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,610 I don't understand. How? 218 00:08:00,697 --> 00:08:02,003 I can't tell you that. 219 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:04,005 So you get to participate in Adam's school life 220 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,397 as he frolics about with friends 221 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,269 while the rest of us stay home and suck it? 222 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,836 I'm sorry, Dave Kim's mom. 223 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:11,142 I just can't risk something this huge getting out. 224 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,535 I give you my word as a parent 225 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:14,711 and as an esteemed kindergarten teacher. 226 00:08:14,798 --> 00:08:16,321 I will say nothing. 227 00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:17,453 Same here! Ditto. 228 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:18,933 Agreed. 229 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:21,239 Meet me in my basement at 1600 hours. 230 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:23,503 Take separate cars, don't let anyone follow you, 231 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:25,722 and do not park on our street. 232 00:08:25,809 --> 00:08:28,725 You're about to learn Beverly Goldberg's biggest secret. 233 00:08:28,812 --> 00:08:30,248 [QUIET LAUGHTER] 234 00:08:30,335 --> 00:08:32,512 Hey! Why you guys looking all shady right now? 235 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,600 Nothing! No big secrets here. 236 00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:34,383 We're normal. All good. 237 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:36,864 Carry on. 238 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:41,999 ADULT ADAM: The time had come for my mom 239 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:45,046 to teach her fellow parents a master class in the art of manipulation. 240 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:48,136 What I'm about to show you is the most lethal 241 00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,313 and powerful weapon in a yenta's arsenal. 242 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,054 The guilt letter. 243 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:56,274 You wrote eight pages on both sides?Yes. 244 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,189 Everything you're about to hear has been written 245 00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,671 by Beverly Goldberg and sent to her children. 246 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,107 This is all real. 247 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,893 "Adam, I gave birth to you, fed and nurtured you, 248 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,635 "dried your tears, and made you the center of my universe. 249 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,463 "But the way you treated me today makes me regret it all." 250 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,335 Wait, you really wrote this? 251 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:16,207 Again, every word is 100% true. 252 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,862 "I don't know another human being on this earth 253 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,821 "who would treat their parent this way, 254 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,214 "especially four weeks before Mother's Day." 255 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,477 That's how you started an actual letter? 256 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,699 Oh, sweet, stupid Vincent Geary. The opening is everything. 257 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,353 I call it the "guilt grabber." 258 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,137 Oh, I got to write this down. 259 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,662 Wait. You can't just copy what I say. 260 00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,315 Once I teach you the basic structure, 261 00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,187 you have to find your own spiteful voice. 262 00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,318 You have a whole structure? 263 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,581 Of course I do. 264 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,540 Now, after the guilt grabber, 265 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,543 you deliver your emotionally devastating thesis, 266 00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:52,243 wherein you single them out as the most ungrateful child the world has ever known. 267 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,333 "Not only am I ashamed to have such a cruel, selfish son, 268 00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,467 "but I may never sleep again knowing how I failed as a mother." 269 00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,947 My God, who writes this? 270 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,123 Literally me, no joke. 271 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,864 Next comes the body of the letter, 272 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:07,171 in which you present the many hurtful specifics 273 00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,566 that demonstrate how much you've sacrificed for your baby. 274 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,047 "I haven't slept since you were born 275 00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,657 "and gave my whole life to you. 276 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,703 "Not once did I focus on myself. 277 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,182 "I could have been a lawyer!" 278 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,359 Again, something I actually wrote to my children. 279 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,623 Finally, we have the closer, 280 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,234 where you remind your children that they, and they alone, 281 00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,453 are responsible for your early demise. 282 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,065 Wow. I know, Serry Mirsky. 283 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,458 You finally have the tool to shame Emmy 284 00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:36,461 into being perfect like class valedictorian Aliza Goren. 285 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,768 [LAUGHING] She'll never be Aliza Goren. 286 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,945 Beverly, these crazy guilt letters are a game-changer. 287 00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,078 Thank you for this amazing, hateful gift. 288 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,167 You truly are a genius of our time. 289 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,299 It's so nice to finally be recognized. 290 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,999 Quick, give me your paper. Let's not waste these. 291 00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,611 Your father ruined my son. 292 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,569 This morning, Geoffrey said 293 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,486 he wanted to go to a liberal arts college like Vassar where he can find himself. 294 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,185 But you've mapped out the next 10 years of his life, 295 00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,622 which ends in him taking over your thriving practice. 296 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,712 All I ever wanted was an apprentice who cares, but now there's no one. 297 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,496 Geoff is as blind as a patient 298 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,411 who needs a penetrating keratoplasty. 299 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,066 I know. You rearranged the entire filing system, 300 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,503 and my apprentice wasn't even here to see that. 301 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,940 This is worse than that one patient who had 302 00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,942 the viral eye infection of the retina. 303 00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,595 Which I missed and you pointed out. 304 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,684 Thanks for that, by the way. 305 00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,468 Enough is enough! 306 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,905 You need an apprentice. This is shameful. 307 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,559 I want the old Geoff back! 308 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,256 And you'll get him back! 309 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:37,348 As leader of the JTP, he has to do exactly what I say. 310 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,655 You will do exactly what I say, Schwartz. 311 00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,830 No. No? 312 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:41,918 No. No? 313 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,354 Since when does he say no? 314 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,487 Since I'm done being the doormat of the JTP. 315 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,184 But that's your role. 316 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,144 Each friendship group has a doormat, a leader, 317 00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,973 a Naked One, a tiny pocket man, and a lame Matt Bradley! 318 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,539 Well, I'm done being the doormat. 319 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,327 I hereby change the structure of the JTP as we know it. 320 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,068 You can't change that! 321 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,460 It's the structure of friendship! 322 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,158 Oh, it's changed but good. 323 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,029 And as the new leader of the JTP, 324 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,727 I demand a piece of your Gator Gum. 325 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,729 There's only one man here who needs Gatorade 326 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,992 magically injected into their gum and it's me. 327 00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,168 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] 328 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:17,171 Oh, dang. Geoff just swiped some of Barry's Gator Gum. 329 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,390 Oh, the Gator Gum is totally replacing 330 00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,741 the vital salts and minerals in Geoff's legs. 331 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,180 No! Stop hydrating with my Gator Gum! Those are my electrolytes! 332 00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,791 Dude, he just quenched his thirst with Barry's Gator Gum. Geoff is our clear leader now. 333 00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,576 Damn right I am. I'm so freakin' fired up right now 334 00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,317 I'm gonna cut science class and go run around the park. 335 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,971 With no clear objective? 336 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,538 That's crazy, dude. 337 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,323 No. It's new Geoff. JTP! 338 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,585 ALL: JTP! 339 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,501 New Geoff is exciting. 340 00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,852 Yeah, man. That science lab was, like, 30% of our grade, 341 00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,244 but new Geoff don't care. 342 00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,377 And this is an act of war. 343 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,509 It's time I unleash my sister. 344 00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,208 ♪♪ 345 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,079 Hey, I wanted to... Barry sent you, didn't he? 346 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,516 Wow, yeah. He charged into the kitchen all sweaty and angry, 347 00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,170 and I said I would come in here just to get rid of him. 348 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,998 Okay, well, why don't you go tell Barry 349 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783 that new Geoff is here to stay. 350 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,828 Okay, I'm really not in the loop, so what's happening here? 351 00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,396 What's happening is the new me refuses to be bossed around 352 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,225 by his dad, his friends, and quite frankly, you! 353 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,140 Me? I'm part of this now? 354 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,881 Yeah. I'm tired of folding your sweaters. 355 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:15,969 But I thought you liked the folding. 356 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,361 Does this answer your question? 357 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,627 ♪♪ 358 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,759 No-go. I like new Geoff. 359 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,369 You like new Geoff? 360 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,154 New Geoff is hot. Good luck to you both. 361 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069 ADULT ADAM: As new Geoff wasn't backing down, 362 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:33,247 our bus full of kids and lame chaperones was pulling up to Hersheypark. 363 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,684 Oh, you know what those chocolate kiss street lamps mean. 364 00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,425 We're here! 365 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,297 It was a brutal start. But once the bus parked, 366 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,300 we were free to explore Chocolate World without our lame-ass par... 367 00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,389 Oh, balls! They're back again! 368 00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,477 I don't get it. 369 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,914 You all said you cut your parents off 370 00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,306 from chaperoning ages ago. 371 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,613 I did, but last night my mom wrote me 372 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,007 this heartbreaking eight-page letter, and I caved. 373 00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,966 Same here. My dad even circled his tears on the paper. 374 00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,620 My mom did the same thing. 375 00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,056 Listen to this. 376 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,624 "And when I literally die from the disappointment, 377 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,670 "please do not visit my grave site.""...visit my grave site." 378 00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,454 Lemme see those letters. 379 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,630 Look. 380 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,284 They're all the same. 381 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,200 See? My mom also has a hole in her heart the shape of me. 382 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,245 My mom has that same kid-shaped hole! 383 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,726 This can only be the work of one woman... 384 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,597 Beverly Goldberg. 385 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,208 What are we gonna do, man? 386 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,905 I can't ever read another one of these. 387 00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,255 I cried in my mom's bosom. 388 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,735 Her bosom! 389 00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,911 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 390 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,175 We're gonna rise up against this reign of guilt and take back what is ours. 391 00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,048 Chocolatier! We need chocolate-scented stationery STAT! 392 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,224 Time to give our parents a taste of their own guilt. 393 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,356 ♪♪ 394 00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,010 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 395 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,884 All right, hit the showers or generously spray on deodorant. 396 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,625 Schwartz, got a bunch of scoop balls that need scooping, so have at it. 397 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,845 Nah, man. I'm good. Excuse me? 398 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,238 I'm tired of being Mr. Pushover 399 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,153 who always scoops the scoop balls after class. 400 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,285 As leader of the JTP, I say Andy does it. 401 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,984 Hey! He's not the leader of the JTP. 402 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:58,898 You don't have to do that, Andy. 403 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,290 But Geoff said I should. 404 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,031 Well, I say Geoff scoops the scoop balls! 405 00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,119 You scoop the scoop balls! 406 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,555 I'm not scooping no scoop balls! 407 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,209 Somebody scoop the scoop balls. 408 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,515 I'll scoop the scoop balls, okay? 409 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,560 Don't you dare scoop the scoop balls, Matthew! 410 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,911 Fine! You'll all scoop the scoop balls! 411 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,131 Or better yet, [BLEEP], why don't you scoop my [BLEEP]? 412 00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,481 ♪♪ 413 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,919 Never in all my years in the gymanatorial arts 414 00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,095 have I ever been so blatantly disrespected. 415 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,358 I expected more from you, Mr. Schwartz. 416 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,099 Anything to say before I decide your punishment? 417 00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,318 Yeah. Why am I here? 418 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,712 The kid's got his own dad. Call him. 419 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,583 Yeah, but he's busy, and he'll be so mad. 420 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,455 But I'm busy and I'm mad. 421 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,413 You're mad? My jaw is seizing up with anger. 422 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,415 Dang it, Rick. You got to chew some Gator Gum 423 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,504 like a grown man and calm the heck down. 424 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,419 Follow me. MURRAY: Oh, geez. 425 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,334 What the hell's wrong with you? 426 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,946 Look, you're the one who set me on this new path. 427 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,644 We both agreed I'm not involved in any of this. 428 00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,168 Just saying you're not involved doesn't make you not involved. 429 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,736 Look, I got my own idiot kids to worry about. 430 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,957 And you, you got a great dad who wants you to be a doctor. 431 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,046 You're the only one who let me be me, 432 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,656 and now even you're taking it back. 433 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,701 Thanks for nothing. 434 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,269 ♪♪ 435 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,055 ADULT ADAM: It was time for us to take some sweet revenge 436 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:09,969 on our chaperone parents. 437 00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,536 Sup. Sup yourselves. 438 00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:16,149 Uh, it is our job as chaperones to make sure you stay safe, 439 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,455 and that extends to sugar consumption. 440 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,415 Then it's a good thing we no longer accept you as school chaperones. 441 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,940 "Mother, I have clearly failed as a son." 442 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,942 What the hell is this? It's a guilt letter, 443 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,465 like the ones you taught your friends to write. 444 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,032 [GASPS] They know! You know? 445 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,860 We all know. Chad Hayward Kremp, please. 446 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,688 Think of me lying in my grave site. 447 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,603 That's my line. 448 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,171 What she said, but for me in my grave site. 449 00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,042 Sorry, ladies and Vinny. 450 00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,697 This field/guilt trip is over. 451 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,481 We had an agreement. 452 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,005 You were supposed to write your own letters, 453 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,615 but then you go and copy mine? 454 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,138 I tried to write my own, Beverly. 455 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:52,011 I just couldn't be a scathing guilt monster like you. 456 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,101 If you don't mind, we're gonna head out to Chocolate Town USA. 457 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146 Enjoy waiting on the boiling hot bus. 458 00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,582 ♪♪ 459 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,323 This is not the bus! 460 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,456 I'm not riding my first roller coaster with my mom! 461 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,240 We need to talk about your letter. 462 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,113 My letter? You're the one who's manipulated me for years, 463 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,636 and is that creaking normal? 464 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,464 That's because you were shutting me out of your life, 465 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,987 and, oh, we keep climbing. 466 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,033 Of course I shut you out! I'm a teenager! 467 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,730 And yeah, this is higher than I thought. 468 00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,601 Here, hold my hand. Let Mama protect you. 469 00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,908 Please, I'm gonna be just fine! 470 00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,953 I'm gonna die, aah! 471 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,999 Aah! 472 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,003 I am so angry and upside down! Where's the ground? 473 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,833 Aah, I was dead just now! I'm so scared! 474 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,009 Well, I'm loving every moment of thi... 475 00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,708 Ohh! Help! We need the coaster police! 476 00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,319 Where am I? 477 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,842 Aah! 478 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,323 I'm so furious but I forget why! 479 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,628 Aah! 480 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,804 I'm blind! 481 00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,937 I am blind! 482 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,460 [GASPS] 483 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,332 So are we good? Did we resolve this? 484 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,116 Maybe! I don't know anything anymore! 485 00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:57,337 Yes, I agree, and I love you, too. 486 00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,078 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, even though I blacked out from terror, 487 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,644 I was still super fired up. 488 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,604 Adam, wait. 489 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,302 I've given you four hours of bus ride to cool off... 490 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,348 Trust me, that's not nearly enough. 491 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,785 Okay, so maybe it was a mistake for me 492 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:11,960 to force my way on this trip. 493 00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,918 Of course it was! 494 00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,661 My God, every other parent was fine not to chaperone. Why not you? 495 00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:21,578 Adam, when you were little, I was your everything. 496 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:26,583 I'd hold your hand when I'd walk you into school, and you'd cry when I left. 497 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,716 Now when you walk through that door in the morning, 498 00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,804 you're just gone. 499 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,894 And when you come home, I get nothing. 500 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,809 Come on, I tell you stuff. 501 00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,117 Please. At best I get a "muh." 502 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,380 That's why I write the letters, 503 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,730 so I can hear more, hear anything. 504 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:46,037 Okay, then. I promise to give you more than a "muh" 505 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,390 if you promise to stop with your crazy mom manifestos. 506 00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,566 Guess I could cut back a little. 507 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,744 With you... I still have plenty of hurtful things to say to Barry and Erica. 508 00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,356 ADULT ADAM: That day, me and my mom were finally seeing eye to eye, 509 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:04,230 and my dad decided to help someone see things more clearly. 510 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,623 If you're here for a discounted eye exam, forget it. 511 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,016 Not today. 512 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,061 I just thought maybe we could talk. 513 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,326 What's to talk about? Geoff was in trouble and called you, not me. 514 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,241 Look, I'm far from the kind of guy 515 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,025 who should be giving parenting advice, 516 00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:21,247 but I have learned you can't plan your kid's life for them. 517 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,162 It's just always been my dream 518 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,164 for him to follow in my footsteps. 519 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,948 I get it, but is it his dream? 520 00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,429 I guess not. 521 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,127 For what it's worth, whatever Geoff does with his life, 522 00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,695 I know he's gonna be amazing at it. He's a good egg. 523 00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,698 Tell you the truth, your son's not so bad, either. 524 00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,178 Barry? 525 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,876 You know, he's fantastic with the patients. 526 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,313 Kid's gonna be a hell of a doctor.Maybe. 527 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,054 ♪♪ 528 00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,577 But I don't want to get involved. 529 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,492 ♪ She drives me crazy 530 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,581 ♪ Ooh, ooh 531 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,671 I see you're back to folding my sweaters. 532 00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,719 Yeah. The whole, uh, new Geoff thing, it's just not who I am. 533 00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,982 Look, you don't know who you are, and that's okay, 534 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,766 'cause I don't know who I am, either. 535 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,681 Come on, you've got it all figured out. 536 00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,293 Dude, I have no idea what I'll end up doing with my life. 537 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,469 All I can do is follow my heart. 538 00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,862 And I love seeing you finally doing the same. 539 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,386 LOU: [CLEARS THROAT] Sorry to interrupt. 540 00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,866 I just wanted a word with Geoffrey. 541 00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,826 Look, Dad, I don't want to hear about how I let you down... 542 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871 It doesn't matter what I think. 543 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,308 It's your life, 544 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,179 and I want it to be whatever you want it to be. 545 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,790 As long as it's not furniture. 546 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:27,878 Oh, God, no. 547 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:28,923 ♪ She drives me crazy 548 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,925 ♪ Ooh, ooh 549 00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,667 ♪ Like no one else 550 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,625 Boofaloo! How was your day? 551 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,323 Muh. 552 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:41,283 ♪ And I can't help myself 553 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,330 Actually, it was really good. You want to hear about it? 554 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,419 ♪ She drives me crazy ♪ 555 00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,334 ADULT ADAM: When we're kids, 556 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:51,250 it's natural to want to shut your parents out, 557 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,860 but once you start opening up, 558 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,558 you realize it can be pretty sweet. 559 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,343 ♪♪ 560 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:04,088 Bev, I have one of your actual letters, 561 00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,960 and it's a smooth... 562 00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,267 [LAUGHING] 12 pages. 563 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,965 Now, I know they've told me they don't read the letters. 564 00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,185 I don't believe them, because here's a letter that's 20 years old, 565 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,187 and my son Adam still saved it. 566 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,582 "Not only am I ashamed to have such a cruel, selfish son, 567 00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,543 "but I may never sleep again knowing how I have failed as a mother." 568 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,109 Well, a little guilt doesn't hurt. 569 00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,459 What can I tell you?