1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,003 ADULT ADAM: Ah, the weddings of the '80s. 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:05,092 It was a night filled with frilly dresses, 3 00:00:05,179 --> 00:00:06,571 mustachioed bandleaders, 4 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:08,356 and embarrassing uncles on the dance floor. 5 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:09,835 That's why I couldn't wait 6 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,794 for my brother to get married to Lainey Lewis. 7 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:14,405 We're getting married! [LAUGHS]Whoo! 8 00:00:14,492 --> 00:00:16,625 ADULT ADAM: And in my house, it was all wedding, all the time. 9 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,235 There she is, 10 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:19,758 the woman who made the little devil 11 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,325 who's taking my angel. 12 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,848 And there's the man who once broke 13 00:00:22,935 --> 00:00:25,895 one of our dining room chairs 'cause he sat down too fast. 14 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:27,679 [BOTH LAUGH] 15 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,899 You know, I know the bride's side always does the planning, 16 00:00:29,986 --> 00:00:31,770 but now that they picked a date and it's coming fast, 17 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,772 I thought I would just check in, make sure I'm on track. 18 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:34,947 Smart. 19 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,298 So, tell me about the florist. 20 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,690 Can't, 'cause there ain't one. 21 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:40,257 You've at least booked a wedding singer, right? 22 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,780 Strike two! 23 00:00:41,867 --> 00:00:42,607 Please tell me you booked a venue. 24 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,566 Of course. 25 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,655 I'm deciding between the parking lot of my tile store 26 00:00:46,742 --> 00:00:49,571 or nothing, 'cause there is no venue. 27 00:00:49,658 --> 00:00:52,095 ADULT ADAM: And so my mom sprang into action and selflessly planned 28 00:00:52,182 --> 00:00:54,445 the dream wedding she always wanted. 29 00:00:54,532 --> 00:00:56,230 What the hell is all this? 30 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:58,014 Groom in the room! Everybody cover up! 31 00:00:58,101 --> 00:01:00,016 This is not a drill! 32 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,540 Welcome to Wedding HQ. Don't look at or touch anything. 33 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:04,238 I want it to be a surprise on your big day. 34 00:01:04,325 --> 00:01:05,804 Mom's sparing no expense, 35 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,676 so Dad will definitely not be able to retire. 36 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:09,286 It's scary and hilarious. 37 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:10,592 We just finished our cake tasting, 38 00:01:10,679 --> 00:01:12,289 and this is the one you like best. 39 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,118 Why the hell is there a middle-aged blonde lady 40 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:17,251 between the bride and groom on my cake topper? 41 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,426 I think you know why, pal. 42 00:01:18,513 --> 00:01:20,297 Mom, this room is crazy! 43 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:21,907 This is all way too much. 44 00:01:21,994 --> 00:01:24,649 Nothing is too much for my curly-haired groom. 45 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,608 Which we're going to feather back on the wedding day 46 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:29,828 to make you look just like a masculine Farrah Fawcett. 47 00:01:29,915 --> 00:01:33,049 I told you, me and Lainey just want a small wedding 48 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:34,659 with a deejay and spaghetti bar. 49 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,705 Well, when it's your wedding, you can serve spaghetti. 50 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,272 It is my wedding! 51 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,535 Let me explain exactly how this works. 52 00:01:40,622 --> 00:01:43,233 I know exactly what you want, not you. 53 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,539 How is that even possible? 54 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,063 See, your body grew in my body, 55 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:50,501 transferring all your thoughts and choices into me. 56 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,678 But I am me! I know what me wants! 57 00:01:53,765 --> 00:01:56,377 No, I am you, and you want what I want. 58 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,595 That's ironclad logic from where I sit. 59 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,380 [KISSES] 60 00:01:59,467 --> 00:02:01,991 Man! This wedding's turning into a whole thing, huh? 61 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,862 Yeah, 'cause it's a wedding. 62 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,430 You know, I had my doubts this wildly misguided event 63 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,866 would even happen, but here we are. 64 00:02:07,953 --> 00:02:10,130 Seems that way, but nah. 65 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,393 "Nah," what? "Nah" to getting married, 66 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,438 'cause I'm making a terrible mistake. 67 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,352 [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 68 00:02:20,966 --> 00:02:22,838 ADULT ADAM: It was January 9th, 1980-something, 69 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,622 and I had a wedding proposal of my own. 70 00:02:24,709 --> 00:02:26,842 My one and only business card, fine sir. 71 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,931 [POPS READING] 72 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,892 "$1,000 cash or equivalent in Garbage Pail Kids." 73 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:35,546 What's a Garbage Pail Kid? 74 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,592 It's baseball cards for kids who hate baseball. 75 00:02:37,679 --> 00:02:39,942 Come on! Just hire me. We're family. 76 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,378 It's like the old saying... 77 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:43,119 "Always do business with family." 78 00:02:43,206 --> 00:02:44,338 How can you even ask me to do this 79 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,469 after what you did 80 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:46,905 to cousin Susan's wedding video? 81 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:49,169 I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. 82 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:53,477 ADAM: Da party! Party! 83 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:57,177 Starring Adam Goldberg as the cameraman. 84 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,004 Also starring Susan. 85 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,136 Um, she's the bride. 86 00:03:00,223 --> 00:03:01,964 It's Beverly... my mom. 87 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,706 [IMITATES CHOMPING] 88 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:06,403 [IN DEEP VOICE] Such good grub, man. 89 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:07,839 That is why I'm not hiring you. 90 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:11,234 It's true. Itzel eats so loud. He's the worst. 91 00:03:11,321 --> 00:03:13,628 Weddings are supposed to be fancy and special, 92 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:16,413 not a showcase for your stupid brand of stupid. 93 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:18,285 W... Wait, this is a wedding video? 94 00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,939 No, no, Adam. No, no. 95 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,071 You're turning on me, too? 96 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,420 But you love my schtick. 97 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:25,770 A wedding is a no-schtick zone! 98 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:26,902 Oh, yeah? 99 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:28,469 Well, when I become 100 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:31,036 the most famous wedding videographer in the world, 101 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:34,257 you'll both regret this moment as long as you live. 102 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,346 I'm totally at peace with this decision. 103 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,653 ADULT ADAM: While my dad and Pops doubted my serious side, 104 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:40,611 Barry was having serious doubts about his wedding. 105 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:41,873 I can't marry Lainey! 106 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,875 I'm just a dumb kid! 107 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:46,748 I still get super angry when someone else gets a gift. 108 00:03:46,835 --> 00:03:48,532 The wedding is weeks away, 109 00:03:48,619 --> 00:03:50,578 and you're just realizing you're an idiot now? 110 00:03:50,665 --> 00:03:53,537 I always had a sense, but now it's confirmed. 111 00:03:53,624 --> 00:03:55,800 All this wedding stuff happened so fast, 112 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,628 I just couldn't figure out how to stop it. 113 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,456 It happened fast because you said, 114 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:00,805 "Let's have a fast wedding!" 115 00:04:00,892 --> 00:04:02,894 I only did that 'cause people said slow down. 116 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,767 But you proposed and insisted on doing this. 117 00:04:05,854 --> 00:04:08,465 That's only 'cause people insisted I call it off. 118 00:04:08,552 --> 00:04:11,033 But you picked a random date that was alarmingly close! 119 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,817 That's 'cause people said don't pick a date 120 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:15,124 until you know you're absolutely ready. 121 00:04:15,211 --> 00:04:16,908 I had no choice. They boxed me in. 122 00:04:16,995 --> 00:04:18,693 Dude, this is exactly why I told you 123 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,565 to not get a crush on Lainey or ask her out or date her 124 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,567 or fall in love with her or propose to her. 125 00:04:23,654 --> 00:04:25,569 Which is exactly why I did all those things! 126 00:04:25,656 --> 00:04:27,267 Great, now you're gonna devastate her 127 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,703 and completely ruin my life! 128 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,270 I'm so sorry. 129 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,923 I didn't know this wedding was all about you. 130 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:34,361 Of course it is. Lainey is my best friend. 131 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,450 I dropped out of college to start a band with her. 132 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,234 Now you're gonna break her heart 133 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,018 and drive her straight out of town. 134 00:04:40,105 --> 00:04:43,152 You want me to get married just to keep your band together? 135 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,327 Could you? No! 136 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:45,676 Well, then, when you tell Lainey, 137 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,417 I got to be there to pick up the pieces. 138 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:48,723 Ooh! 139 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,246 Maybe we'll turn her heartbreak 140 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,813 into a hit song about falling in love 141 00:04:51,900 --> 00:04:53,902 with a pasty sewer goblin who broke her heart. 142 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:55,469 I don't like that song. It isn't about you. 143 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:56,861 Now go break up with your fiancee for me. 144 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,864 BARRY: Lainey, please don't cry. 145 00:04:59,951 --> 00:05:01,823 I love you more than anything! 146 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,825 Thank you so much for pulling the plug! 147 00:05:03,912 --> 00:05:05,261 Oh, sweet Lord, thank you. 148 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,436 What? Seriously? 149 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,524 I mean, when you proposed under the stars, 150 00:05:07,611 --> 00:05:09,309 it was super romantic, and I was like, 151 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,440 "Hell yeah, let's do this." 152 00:05:10,527 --> 00:05:11,659 That's what I was like. 153 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:12,834 But then everyone said, like, 154 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:14,357 "You're too young. You can't do this." 155 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,316 And I was like, "Suck it, family and friends. 156 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,882 I'll do it just to show you I can!" 157 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,710 That was exactly my train of thought! 158 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,451 But then everyone caved and got on board, 159 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,410 a...and it all became too real, 160 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:24,889 and I was hoping you'd pull the plug, but you didn't, 161 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:26,761 so I was like, "Oh, well, this is my life, I guess." 162 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:28,197 I was like that, too! 163 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:29,546 I mean, I was freaking out 164 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,852 'cause marrying you would for sure 165 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:33,289 ruin my dream of becoming a Hollywood rock superstar. 166 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,204 And I thought you were gonna hold me back 167 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,945 from all my hopes and dreams! 168 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,990 Aw, babe! I love you so much for not wanting to marry me. 169 00:05:39,077 --> 00:05:40,340 BARRY: Yes! 170 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:42,124 ADULT ADAM: It was the perfect un-proposal. 171 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:43,734 Meanwhile, I needed the perfect way 172 00:05:43,821 --> 00:05:44,866 to become a serious filmmaker. 173 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,389 Hey, is your mom around? 174 00:05:46,476 --> 00:05:47,434 I just finished addressing all the wedding invitations 175 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:48,522 'cause she was scary. 176 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,872 Wait, you're super sensitive. 177 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,003 I need to prove to my dad that I can make 178 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,483 a wedding video filled with heart. 179 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,571 Tell me what I need. 180 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,791 Oh, man. I freakin' love weddings. 181 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,793 The vows, the toasts, 182 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:01,012 the little flower girl dancing on her daddy's shoes, 183 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,884 the crusty, old great-grandfather 184 00:06:02,971 --> 00:06:05,321 who willed himself to stay alive just to see the beautiful day. 185 00:06:05,408 --> 00:06:06,540 It's just too much, man! 186 00:06:06,627 --> 00:06:07,889 Interesting, interesting. 187 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:10,892 Where do you land on hilarious sound effects 188 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:13,938 or frequent skits where I play both Hans and Franz? 189 00:06:14,025 --> 00:06:16,158 Dude, the only funny thing in a wedding video 190 00:06:16,245 --> 00:06:18,639 should be the groom jamming a piece of wedding cake 191 00:06:18,726 --> 00:06:19,944 into the bride's mouth as she laughs, 192 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,338 but we all know that she is pissed! 193 00:06:22,425 --> 00:06:23,687 Then I got nothing. I give up. 194 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,036 You know what your problem is? 195 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:27,299 You're obsessed with making everything funny. 196 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,866 I mean, look at these posters. 197 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:30,694 Your room's like a museum for dumb comedy. 198 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,740 Fine, Gene Shalit! Then what should I be watching? 199 00:06:32,827 --> 00:06:34,481 The classics that have real characters 200 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:35,960 and heart and drama. 201 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,484 I... I mean, look at this. 202 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:38,702 You have a poster for "Time Bandits" 203 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:39,790 and not "The Godfather." 204 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:41,444 Ugh. Not a fan. 205 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:43,794 Not a fan of the greatest movie of all time? 206 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:46,188 I mean, I heard good things, so I gave it a shot, but woof. 207 00:06:46,275 --> 00:06:47,276 Total snoozefest. 208 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:48,408 So you really only watch comedies? 209 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:49,844 That's what you're saying? 210 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,499 No! I also watch sci-fi and horror 211 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:55,415 and fantasy and sci-fi horror fantasy 212 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:56,981 and anything set at a wacky summer camp. 213 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,940 Dude, let me bottom-line this for you. 214 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:01,029 Stop filming silly stuff and just focus on the heart. 215 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,726 That's it! I'll go to the man 216 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,249 who has more heart than anyone I know. 217 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,903 [BEEPING] ADAM: Pops! 218 00:07:05,990 --> 00:07:08,036 Stop randomly pushing buttons. I need your help. 219 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,169 And I need your help to heat up this matzo brei. 220 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:13,476 Your mom made too big of a batch, 221 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:16,261 so I had her seal it in a baggie so I could freeze it... 222 00:07:16,348 --> 00:07:17,393 There's no time to tell me 223 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,351 the colorful history of that matzo brei. 224 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:20,918 I need a huge favor. 225 00:07:21,005 --> 00:07:23,617 Okay, but it's a great story from pan to plate. 226 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,879 Can you tell it fast? 227 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:27,403 No! I need stories, but not about matzo brei. 228 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:28,970 You're gonna help me prove to Dad 229 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,362 that I can make a heartfelt video. 230 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,234 You want heartfelt? 231 00:07:32,321 --> 00:07:34,889 I'll make it so there wouldn't be a dry eye in the house. 232 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:36,020 [MICROWAVE DINGS] Ooh! 233 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:37,500 Oy. 234 00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:38,675 ADULT ADAM: As my serious interview was on, 235 00:07:38,762 --> 00:07:40,547 Lainey's dad had just been told 236 00:07:40,634 --> 00:07:41,983 the sad news the wedding was off. 237 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,681 Sweet Moses on buttered toast! 238 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,770 Miracles do happen! 239 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,119 Maybe pull it back a little, Dad. 240 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:49,947 I can't help it. 241 00:07:50,034 --> 00:07:52,080 I'm just so glad you're not throwing away your future 242 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:54,299 on this boy-shaped bag of cheese. 243 00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,040 That sounds like it was at my expense. 244 00:07:56,127 --> 00:07:57,694 For sure, buddy. This is going well. 245 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,435 To be honest, when I first met you, 246 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:01,437 I was not a fan. 247 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:02,438 And then I grew on you. 248 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:03,570 You have not. 249 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:04,919 But none of that matters now, 250 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,138 because you and I are not gonna be family. 251 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:07,965 Get in here. 252 00:08:08,052 --> 00:08:09,576 Oh! 253 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,056 O-kay. We should wrap this up. 254 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,493 Time to go break the news to Bev. 255 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,059 Oh, you better hop to it. 256 00:08:15,146 --> 00:08:17,105 She left this morning to hire you a wedding singer. 257 00:08:17,192 --> 00:08:18,759 Wedding singer? 258 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:20,282 ADULT ADAM: Yep, Mom schlepped all the way to Jersey 259 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:21,675 to hire the hottest party entertainer around. 260 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,764 [SINGING IN YIDDISH] 261 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,814 ADULT ADAM: Back then, there was no better wedding singer 262 00:08:30,901 --> 00:08:32,250 than Robbie Hart. 263 00:08:32,337 --> 00:08:34,078 [SINGING IN YIDDISH] 264 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:37,081 Holy God, this guy is the best I've ever seen. 265 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:39,083 [SINGING IN YIDDISH] 266 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,346 ♪ Mazel tov ♪ 267 00:08:43,348 --> 00:08:44,045 Ya, ya, ya! Ya, ya, ya! 268 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:46,090 Oh, wow! 269 00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,265 Time to book me a wedding singer. 270 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,702 [SPEAKS IN YIDDISH] 271 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,834 Eat [BLEEP], Charles and Diana. 272 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:53,837 I'm throwing the wedding of the century. 273 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,273 ADULT ADAM: In order to prove to my dad 274 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,623 I could make an emotional wedding video, 275 00:08:56,710 --> 00:09:00,191 I began shooting my first-ever serious interview. 276 00:09:00,278 --> 00:09:02,890 All right, Pops. I need emotion and heart. 277 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,456 Just look into the camera 278 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,633 and tell Barry and Lainey everything you feel. 279 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,460 Everything? Everything. 280 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,375 Barry and Lainey, 281 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:14,118 words can't describe how I feel about you two. 282 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,207 Makes me think back to my own life. 283 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,295 I had no parents. 284 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,993 I had brothers who said, 285 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,212 "If you get married, we won't help you." 286 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,693 I had a rare condition. 287 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:27,784 My appendix burst inside without causing me any pain. 288 00:09:27,871 --> 00:09:31,005 I have one large scar across my abdomen 289 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,574 and one scar all the way down my right side. 290 00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:38,578 And I had my kidney... One of my kidneys removed. 291 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:40,580 Can I erase that... Erase about the kidney? 292 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,451 That's all I have to say. 293 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,887 Uh... 294 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:45,410 Cut? 295 00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:47,151 That was fun. How'd I do? 296 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,283 We've had a lot of fun here. 297 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,415 Maybe too much. Let's stop. 298 00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,896 Well, if you need anything else, just let me know. 299 00:09:52,983 --> 00:09:54,376 See you later, kiddo. 300 00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:55,638 Dude, all you got to do 301 00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:57,553 is show this tale of personal devastation 302 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,076 to your dad, and the gig is yours. 303 00:09:59,163 --> 00:10:00,991 You don't think I should lighten it up a smidge? 304 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:03,690 You know, cut in a rim shot or slide whistle? 305 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:04,778 Dig a few chuckles out of it. 306 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,606 Do not dig for chuckles! 307 00:10:06,693 --> 00:10:07,911 Here's what I'm thinking. 308 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:10,044 Barry and Lainey, 309 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:13,134 words can't describe how I feel about you two. 310 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,570 [FART NOISE] 311 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,703 It just makes me burst. [DEEP FART NOISE] 312 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,966 Your love is so special.[SQUEAKY FART NOISE] 313 00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,273 So big. [LOUD FART NOISE] 314 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,275 Thoughts? You got serious problems, man. 315 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,799 Your grandfather just bared his soul, 316 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,191 and now you want to fart it up? 317 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,412 I can't help myself. I can't not make something funny. 318 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:31,413 It's the only way I can deal. 319 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,067 Deal with what? 320 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:35,025 With my life in this ridiculous family 321 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:37,680 and at school, where I feel anxious and awkward 322 00:10:37,767 --> 00:10:39,160 and desperately try to fit in! 323 00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:41,249 And keyboard farts help you fit in how? 324 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:42,772 'Cause they make me happy. 325 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:46,123 That's what big, funny movies and TV shows do for me. 326 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:50,780 They let me escape and forget for a few lousy hours 327 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:54,044 that I'm lazy-eyed Adam Goldnerd. 328 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,046 Wow. That's really deep, man. 329 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:56,960 I had no idea. 330 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:02,096 I think we both know what has to happen now. 331 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,314 No! D... Don't do it, man! 332 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,447 We connected! You got deep! 333 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:09,277 [LOUD, LONG FART NOISE] 334 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,586 [NOISE STOPS] 335 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,676 [SIGHS] 336 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,765 ADULT ADAM: While I bailed on making serious videos, 337 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,332 my mom was still on a serious quest 338 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:24,031 to book Robbie Hart, no matter where he was. 339 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,686 ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night 340 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,905 ♪ And the feeling's right 341 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,168 ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night 342 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,040 ♪ Oh, what a... Oh, what a night 343 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,042 ♪ Oh, yes, it's ladies' night 344 00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,696 ♪ Oh, what a night ♪ 345 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,436 Chaka Khan! 346 00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,351 [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] 347 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:43,006 Uh, hey, there. Hi. I'm Beverly Goldberg. 348 00:11:43,093 --> 00:11:44,747 I'm sorry to just barge in on you, 349 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,923 but it's kind of my thing, and this is really important. 350 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,970 No bother. It isladies' night, after all. 351 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,580 Even though it's lunchtime. [CHUCKLES] 352 00:11:51,667 --> 00:11:52,929 What do you need? 353 00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:54,801 Well, my boy-king is taking a shiksa bride, 354 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:56,890 so I'm here to lock down Robbie Hart. 355 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,719 Robbie Hart? Oh, God, no. He's lost it. 356 00:11:59,806 --> 00:12:01,982 Really? He was wonderful at the Horowitz Bar Mitzvah. 357 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,418 And that's all he books, 358 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,376 ever since he tried to strangle the father of a bride 359 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:06,290 with a microphone cord. 360 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:07,770 Lucky for you, 361 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,512 there's a new sheriff in wedding town, 362 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,166 and his name is Jimmie Moore! 363 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,690 Listen, you have a real bullish tenacity 364 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:16,344 that reminds me of me, 365 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,041 but this wedding has to be perfect for me... 366 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,129 For them. 367 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:20,565 And it will be. 368 00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,742 Seeing as I have no other choice, 369 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:24,004 I guess you're hired. 370 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,527 I'll need a non-refundable cash deposit. 371 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,268 Consider it non-refundabled! 372 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:28,704 Mom! Barry! 373 00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:31,185 I just non-refundably booked our wedding singer! 374 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,839 About that... Barry has something very important 375 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:33,753 he'd like to share with you. 376 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,189 Barry, speak now. 377 00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,061 I just cannot wait for this wedding. 378 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,411 Lainey, anything I'm leaving out that you'd like to say? 379 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,500 Only that I'm equally excited.[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY] 380 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:44,111 Barry, anything else you want your mom to know? 381 00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,417 That I appreciate her more than anything. 382 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,593 Lainey, just tell her. 383 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:51,335 I...can't wait for you to be my mom. 384 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:52,989 [LAUGHING] Oh! Jimmie! 385 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,251 We'll see you on the dance floor. 386 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,644 Ohh! 387 00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,515 Oh, God. 388 00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:58,908 Now your mom just thinks we totally love and appreciate her! 389 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,518 We made it so much worse! 390 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,564 Please help us not get married, Mr. Wedding Singer. 391 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,218 Well, kids, I think we all know 392 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,742 there's only one mature option here. 393 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,222 Go through with the marriage 394 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,180 and live a painful life of what-ifs. 395 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,835 This sleazy guy we just met is right! 396 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,011 There's no going back! This is our life now! 397 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:17,448 Let's get you two lovebirds married. 398 00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,841 ADULT ADAM: But Lainey didn't want that life, 399 00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,930 so she turned to a guy she knew could bail her out. 400 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,976 Hey, pal. Gah! 401 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:25,717 It's me... Lainey. Yeah, I know. W... What are you doing here? 402 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,719 I need you to help me make a goodbye video to everyone I love, 403 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,417 'cause I can't tell them face-to-face 404 00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,071 that I'm getting the hell out of here and moving to L.A. 405 00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:32,463 So they have no idea? None. 406 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,291 My dad doesn't even know. Why me? 407 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,076 You're the one who makes movies, and this is 408 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:38,208 the most serious, important one of your entire life. 409 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,080 I really think you got the wrong guy. 410 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:42,169 Dude, all you do is make videos for your family. 411 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,605 Now make one for me. 412 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,693 Okay, then. 413 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:45,825 Challenge accepted 414 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,044 and most likely not completed correctly. 415 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,654 Hello, everyone Lainey loves. 416 00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,787 Thanks for gathering on such short notice. 417 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,963 I've prepared a plate of Teddy Grahams and juice boxes. 418 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,051 Boopie, hurry it up. 419 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,836 The wedding's less than two weeks away, 420 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,576 and I still haven't booked a swan wrangler. 421 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,796 Yeah, I'd put a pin in that till you watch the video. 422 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:02,885 Mind you, it's a bit heavy, 423 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:05,018 so I lightened it up a smidge. 424 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,497 ♪ You take the good, you take the bad 425 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:08,499 ♪ You take them both and there you have 426 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,849 ♪ The facts of... ADAM: ♪ Lainey 427 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,633 ♪ The facts of... ADAM: ♪ Lainey... 428 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:12,939 What the hell is this, moron? 429 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,679 Whatever it is, I'm digging the theme song. 430 00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:16,812 ♪ You know about the facts of...ADAM: ♪ Lainey 431 00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,379 ♪ The facts of... ADAM: ♪ Lainey... 432 00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:21,861 ♪ When the world never seems... ♪ 433 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,645 I'm not on a TV show yet. 434 00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:24,733 What's happening? 435 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,517 Hey, guys. 436 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,258 Let me begin by saying this is the hardest thing 437 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,304 I've ever had to tell anyone. [CANNED LAUGHTER] 438 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,045 ADULT ADAM: Once again, I couldn't handle 439 00:14:32,132 --> 00:14:33,350 filming all that emotion, 440 00:14:33,437 --> 00:14:35,309 so I added some laughs. Literally. 441 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,093 If I don't give my dreams a shot now, 442 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,616 I know I'm gonna regret it forever. 443 00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,444 [CANNED LAUGHTER] 444 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:42,533 Mrs. G, I know how much time and energy 445 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:43,926 you've put into this wedding, 446 00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:45,623 and all I can say is, I'm sorry. 447 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,669 [CANNED CHEERS] 448 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,758 Erica, I don't know what this means for our band, 449 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,848 but I do know with your talent, there is nowhere you can't go. 450 00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,068 [CANNED "OOH"S] 451 00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,504 Dad, I know this is one of my more crazy, impulsive decisions... 452 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,419 [CANNED HOOTING] 453 00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,637 ...but it's just something I have to do.[CANNED CHEERS] 454 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,204 And, Barry... 455 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,119 [VOICE BREAKING] What can I say? 456 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,729 I will always love you. 457 00:15:04,816 --> 00:15:06,122 [CANNED LAUGHTER] 458 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,689 [APPLAUSE] 459 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:10,170 So, I guess that's it. 460 00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,345 I love you all. [FART NOISE] 461 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303 Dook on a doughnut! Lainey's gone? 462 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,915 Tell me what happens on the next episode! 463 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,221 I tried to tell her I was the wrong guy for the project! 464 00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:20,267 How could she leave? What about our band? 465 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,269 What about my future daughter-in-law? 466 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:23,661 What about my current daughter? 467 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,968 What about all my non-refundable deposits? 468 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:28,405 Oh, poop! We got to talk some sense into that girl. 469 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,972 Where is she? Heading to the airport. 470 00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,017 That's where the planes take off! 471 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,322 We got to get over there! 472 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,716 Or maybe we respect Lainey's wishes 473 00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,761 and finally let her spread her wings on her own. 474 00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:40,156 Are ya happy, Geoff? You just wasted 10 seconds. 475 00:15:40,243 --> 00:15:41,244 I'm going to the airport. 476 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,593 I'm coming for ya, French fry! 477 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,247 Okay, everyone stop! 478 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:46,380 We all know who needs to do this. 479 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:47,555 Go. 480 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,991 BILL: Damn it, she's right. 481 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:50,558 Go bring her back to us, kid. 482 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:54,605 [CANNED "AW"S] 483 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:56,912 [CHUCKLES] 484 00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,696 Sorry. I couldn't take it anymore. [CHUCKLES] 485 00:15:58,783 --> 00:15:59,523 You got a problem. 486 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,872 I really do. 487 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:03,919 ADULT ADAM: Even though Lainey made the easy choice 488 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,226 to just cut and run, 489 00:16:06,313 --> 00:16:09,055 Barry would never let the love of his life fly away without a fight. 490 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,753 Would you like the peanuts or the pretzels? 491 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,059 She'll have the me. 492 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:14,321 Barry, what are you doing here? 493 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:15,713 Bro, switch seats with me. 494 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,888 I'm in first class. 495 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,151 Billy Idol's up there. 496 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:19,804 Sweet! 497 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,284 You're here? Seriously? 498 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,460 Look, I'm sorry I followed you. 499 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,593 Don't be. 500 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,377 I didn't say goodbye 'cause I thought it would be easier, 501 00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:28,509 but it just made me feel worse. 502 00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,641 Well, the good news is, you don't have to say it, 503 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,773 'cause I'm coming with you. 504 00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,296 Barry... I mean it. 505 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,124 Wherever you are, that's where I'll be. 506 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,257 Honestly, I wish it was that simple. 507 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,085 We both know you can't just pick up and leave. 508 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,217 And we both know when it comes to you, 509 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,741 I'd do anything. 510 00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:46,353 BILLY IDOL: Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. 511 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,181 One of our first-class passengers 512 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,834 would like to sing you a song 513 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,836 inspired by one of our coach passengers. 514 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,403 Wait, what's Billy Idol talking about? 515 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,492 There's a whole thing going on up there. 516 00:16:55,579 --> 00:17:01,281 ROBBIE: ♪ I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad 517 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:04,893 ♪ Carry you around when your arthritis is back 518 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,851 ♪ All I want to do 519 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:09,245 ♪ Is grow old with you 520 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,943 That's so sweet. 521 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,467 It really is. 522 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,208 ♪ I'll miss you[PASSENGERS MURMURING] 523 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:17,906 ♪ Kiss you 524 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:21,562 ♪ Give you my coat when you are cold 525 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:23,694 ♪ Need you 526 00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:26,393 ♪ Feed you 527 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,526 ♪ Even let you hold the remote control... 528 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:30,745 [LAUGHS] 529 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,486 I wish that was us. 530 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,314 It is us. 531 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:37,186 No, these two are just... so ready to be together, 532 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:38,535 to grow old together. 533 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,841 So are we. 534 00:17:39,928 --> 00:17:41,712 Bar, we love each other, 535 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,671 but we're just two impulsive kids. 536 00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:45,151 We have our whole lives ahead of us. 537 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,589 As much as I hoped this flight would be 538 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:49,459 the start of something huge for us, 539 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,853 I... 540 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,507 Guess it really means goodbye. 541 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,248 For now. 542 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,511 Just promise me 543 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,904 when the time's right, 544 00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:01,123 you'll come back to me. 545 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,040 Promise. 546 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:08,217 ♪ Oh, I could be the man 547 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:11,177 ♪ Who grows old with you 548 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:17,487 ♪ I wanna grow old with you ♪ 549 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:20,882 ADULT ADAM: In the end, it took two strangers madly in love 550 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,405 to show Barry and Lainey 551 00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:24,277 that instead of trying to grow old together, 552 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,713 they had to grow up first. 553 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,410 Any luck, son? 554 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:28,629 No. 555 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,065 Aw, schmoopie. 556 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,807 [EXHALES DEEPLY] 557 00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:34,243 That's okay, buddy. 558 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,378 [SNIFFLES] 559 00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:42,947 Hey. Let's talk. 560 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,558 I know. I'm a moron. 561 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,516 I made you blow a ton of money on me. 562 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,865 I'll pay you back somehow, okay? 563 00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:51,217 [SIGHS DEEPLY] 564 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,566 I don't care about the money. 565 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:54,220 I just care about you. 566 00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,744 Truth is... 567 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,311 I know how hard this is for you. 568 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,443 You really don't. [SCOFFS] 569 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,316 You forget that I was engaged to another woman 570 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,535 before your mother. 571 00:19:05,622 --> 00:19:08,538 And like you, I was young, stubborn, and stupid. 572 00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,019 And what happened? Lucky for me, 573 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,934 she knew in her heart that we weren't ready, 574 00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:14,805 and I took it hard. 575 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:15,850 I thought my life was over. 576 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,286 I get it. 577 00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:20,550 But then I met your mom, 578 00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:24,772 and I found out my life was just beginning, 579 00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:25,990 just like yours is. 580 00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,254 ADAM: Hey. 581 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:30,734 I, uh... I made you something. 582 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,345 I... I thought it might cheer you up. 583 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,869 Hey, don't come in here with another dumbass comedy video. 584 00:19:34,956 --> 00:19:36,697 Actually, 585 00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,916 this time, I kept it real. 586 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:41,310 I... I think this is the goodbye that Lainey wanted. 587 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,225 ADULT ADAM: Barry and Lainey had always been the one couple 588 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,400 everyone was rooting for. 589 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,707 Sure, they were mismatched, 590 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:49,492 but together, their love just made sense. 591 00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:50,972 That's why it was so heartbreaking 592 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,800 they never got their happy ending. 593 00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,063 At least, not in this decade. 594 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,283 Lainey's life took some crazy turns, 595 00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:00,416 but eventually, their paths would cross again. 596 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,549 As for me, I had been hiding behind jokes 597 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,377 and making silly movies, 598 00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:06,857 but this very moment changed it all. 599 00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,686 I learned that every story needs a little heart. 600 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,775 And in my family, we had a lot of it. 601 00:20:15,301 --> 00:20:17,346 ADAM: Dunn-a dunna dun-a! 602 00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,653 Da party! Party! 603 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,091 Starring Adam Goldberg as the cameraman. 604 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:25,398 We also have...Susan. 605 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,313 Also Beverly. 606 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,317 [IMITATES CHOMPING] Oh, that's so good. 607 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,667 BOTH: I had brothers who said, 608 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,409 "If you get married, we won't help you." 609 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,802 I had a rare condition. 610 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:42,806 My appendix burst inside without causing me any pain. 611 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:46,332 I have one large scar across my abdomen 612 00:20:46,419 --> 00:20:49,857 and one scar all the way down my right side. 613 00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:52,642 And I had my kidney... One of my kidneys removed. 614 00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,688 I only have one kidney now. 615 00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,472 Maybe I shouldn't have said it. Can I erase that... 616 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:57,908 Can I erase that... 617 00:20:57,995 --> 00:20:59,867 Erase about the kidney? 618 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:01,869 Can I erase that? Erase about the kidney? 619 00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,001 I can't believe Pops actually said all this on camera. 620 00:21:04,088 --> 00:21:05,481 Yeah, this one's a keeper, all right. 621 00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:07,527 Keeper? No, you got to erase that. 622 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:08,963 Come on. No one besides our family's 623 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:10,660 ever gonna see this crazy video. 624 00:21:10,747 --> 00:21:12,706 If I were you, I'd just tuck it away 625 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,534 and then use it at my actual wedding to Lainey. 626 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:15,926 Oh, God. Please don't go there. 627 00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:18,233 I mean it. We will end up together. 628 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,279 Maybe not now, but... 629 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,150 Who knows where we'll be 10 years from now? 630 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,935 ADULT ADAM: As off-base as my brother usually was, 631 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,546 this time, he might've been onto something.