1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,960 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my mom didn't go into an office 2 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:05,831 but she did have an important job, 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,833 getting the Goldbergs' day off and running, 4 00:00:07,920 --> 00:00:09,531 and it all started with a hearty breakfast. 5 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,968 Ghostbusters cereal for my little Marshmallow Man. 6 00:00:12,055 --> 00:00:14,536 [SINGSONG VOICE] Crunchin' makes me feel good! 7 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:18,714 Triple protein, quadruple egg, and quintuple cheese omelet for my grizzly Barry. 8 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:21,804 My body will turn all of this into muscle immediately. Watch. 9 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:25,068 Erica, Raisin Bran with a prune juice chaser. 10 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,462 What's good for the heart is also good for the bottom. 11 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,333 [QUIETLY] Gah, Mom! But also, thank you. 12 00:00:29,420 --> 00:00:30,943 Bevy, which shirt do I like? 13 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,771 ADULT ADAM: My mom was also our in-house stylist. 14 00:00:32,858 --> 00:00:34,512 Left hand. And which pants do I like? 15 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,601 The ones you're wearing. That's why I put 'em on! 16 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,908 I know what looks good. You really do. 17 00:00:38,995 --> 00:00:41,041 Now go change your socks. They're two different colors. 18 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,259 Oh, yeah. I'll be right back. 19 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,695 She was also our pharmacist. 20 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:46,394 Blood pressure, cholesterol, heartburn, and dewormer. 21 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,831 Dewormer? What aren't you telling me? 22 00:00:48,918 --> 00:00:50,702 Not for you, Dad, for Lucky. 23 00:00:50,789 --> 00:00:52,835 Who's my little dumper? [SPEAKS GIBBERISH] 24 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,228 [BARKS] And when she sent us off, 25 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,230 that's when my mom's work really began. 26 00:00:56,317 --> 00:00:59,015 Yes, I'm calling about my flight to Fort Lauderdale, 27 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,148 which might as well have been to hell 28 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:04,107 because that's what my back and upper groin have been in since we landed. 29 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,457 What does "TWA" stand for, anyway? 30 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,503 "The Worst Airline"? 31 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:10,809 You know what, Wayne? Just connect me to your supervisor. 32 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:13,682 I'm gonna need to speak to your supervisor, Lydia. 33 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:16,554 You know what? I need to talk to your supervisor. 34 00:01:16,641 --> 00:01:17,903 Just connect me to your supervisor. 35 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:20,167 Well, maybe your supervisor feels differently. 36 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,559 Let me speak to someone higher. 37 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,561 Well, maybe your supervisor can help me. 38 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,955 You know what? I demand to speak to your supervisor. 39 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,523 Oh, you're the CEO? 40 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:30,264 Well, then, I'm gonna need two first-class tickets 41 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,135 and a mess of those little pretzel bags. 42 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:34,137 After cleaning, couponing, and complaining, 43 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:35,834 my mom sped off to do her favorite thing... 44 00:01:35,921 --> 00:01:37,749 Shopping and errands. 45 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:41,144 Yep, Beverly Goldberg was an unstoppable force! 46 00:01:41,231 --> 00:01:43,015 BEVERLY: Damn it! 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,061 What is wrong with you? 48 00:01:45,148 --> 00:01:47,977 Nobody stops at that stop sign! 49 00:01:48,064 --> 00:01:49,674 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 50 00:01:49,761 --> 00:01:52,547 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 51 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:57,160 ♪ I don't know the future 52 00:01:57,247 --> 00:02:00,598 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 53 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,557 ADULT ADAM: It was March 6th, 1980-something, 54 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:04,820 and, after weeks of mending a broken heart, 55 00:02:04,907 --> 00:02:07,344 my brother was finally ready to get back to normal life. 56 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,520 Buenos dias, jota-te-pe! 57 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,522 JTP: Jota-te-pe! Are we doing Spanish now? 58 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:14,438 Elshut up-o, Mateo Bradley! [CHUCKLES] 59 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,787 Gentleman, I know I've been distracted 60 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:17,441 by the whole Lainey drama, 61 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:19,226 but fear not, JTP. 62 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:21,141 I'm once again ready to sit upon my throne 63 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:23,012 as your unstable leader. 64 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:24,274 My first decree, 65 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:27,016 we shall playeth Smashball. 66 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,497 Ooh, we'd love to, but it's crunch time for college applications. 67 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,020 Oh... Right. 68 00:02:31,107 --> 00:02:32,108 College. 69 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,979 We are seniors, 70 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,503 so that would be happening right around now, wouldn't it? 71 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:37,287 Dude, don't tell us the whole Lainey thing 72 00:02:37,374 --> 00:02:39,115 distracted you from applying to college. 73 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:40,508 No! 74 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:42,031 Don't be so stupid, Matt Bradley! 75 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,033 But I didn't even say... Bup-bup-bup-bup! 76 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:45,469 Just out of curiosity, 77 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:48,342 tell me everything about this application process 78 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:50,082 so I know you're doing it right. 79 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,736 Well, we've really been beefing up our extra curriculars. 80 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:53,042 Naked Rob is an Eagle Scout. 81 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:54,130 It's the highest level of Boy Scout 82 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,262 and the lowest level of cop. 83 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:56,915 Andy's a youth basketball coach. 84 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:58,613 Which is cool 'cause I'm taller than all of 'em. 85 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:00,049 And Matt Bradley's in the Big Brother program. 86 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:02,182 Jeremiah really stole my heart. 87 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:03,705 And I think also my car keys. 88 00:03:03,792 --> 00:03:05,446 And I'm the treasurer for the Model UN. 89 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,578 It's really stressful, so all my armpit hair fell out, 90 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,276 but it'll all be worth it if it impresses Dartmouth. 91 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,452 It's good to see we're all preparing. 92 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:12,757 Therefore, there's no reason to panic. 93 00:03:12,844 --> 00:03:14,063 [SLURPING] 94 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,586 Excuse me. 95 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,893 ♪♪ 96 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,068 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 97 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,288 I'm freaking out, man! 98 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,159 Is that squirrel taunting you again? 99 00:03:23,246 --> 00:03:25,030 Apparently, I got so swept up in 100 00:03:25,117 --> 00:03:26,554 not getting married to Lainey, 101 00:03:26,641 --> 00:03:28,338 I forgot about the whole "getting into college" thing! 102 00:03:28,425 --> 00:03:30,427 Did you say "college"? I heard "college." 103 00:03:30,514 --> 00:03:32,037 Don't screw this up, moron. 104 00:03:32,124 --> 00:03:33,169 Where did he come from? 105 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:34,605 Dad, you gotta back off. 106 00:03:34,692 --> 00:03:36,128 I don't even know where I want to go to school! 107 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,391 That's where I can help. 108 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,697 Okay, I need you to focus up here, 109 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:42,309 'cause picking a school is not something you just rush into. 110 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,963 Done. I'm going to Tufts.Moron! 111 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:46,400 You don't just open up a book 112 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:47,531 and pick out some random school 113 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:48,837 and say, "That's the one." 114 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:50,404 But it just makes sense. Why? 115 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:52,754 'Cause its name is Tufts, 116 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:55,235 and I'm basically the toughest man in the world. 117 00:03:55,322 --> 00:03:57,324 Tufts, fine, done. Really? 118 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,543 Hey, even if you got there the dumbest way possible, 119 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,241 Tufts is still a great school, so I'm good. 120 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,591 So did we just decide where I'm applying to college? 121 00:04:03,678 --> 00:04:06,071 My son's going to Tufts! Hoo-hoo! 122 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,683 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was getting excited about his dream college, 123 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,207 my mom was just trying to calm her nerves. 124 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:14,036 I've been saying it since the first time I ran that stop sign, 125 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,778 that intersection is an accident waiting to happen, 126 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:19,041 and it's high time Mama fixes the problem! 127 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,608 You could've been seriously hurt! 128 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:21,783 How? I wasn't even there. 129 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:24,220 But you could've been. That's true. 130 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,917 And, God forbid, you could've gone through the windshield 131 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,571 like a delicious, little sack of potatoes, 132 00:04:27,658 --> 00:04:29,878 and, God forbid, a piece of glass 133 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,706 could have lodged in your brain!Oh, no! 134 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,490 Thank God the shard got lodged 135 00:04:33,577 --> 00:04:34,622 in a place where you're fine, 136 00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:36,667 and they don't need to operate.Thank God. 137 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,582 But, God forbid, 20 years from now, 138 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:39,801 you could sneeze, and boom! 139 00:04:39,888 --> 00:04:41,455 The shard shifts, and you're a veggie. 140 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:43,065 But I sneeze all the time! 141 00:04:43,152 --> 00:04:44,632 This is a parent's worst nightmare, 142 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:47,330 and it's all because of a stupid stop sign! 143 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,072 What's going on? We're making the very gut-wrenching decision 144 00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:52,074 about whether or not Adam should have surgery 145 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,381 to remove the glass in his brain from a car accident. 146 00:04:54,468 --> 00:04:56,339 Oh, my God! What do we do? 147 00:04:56,426 --> 00:04:58,472 Oh, I'm sorry. Let me clarify. Adam's fine. 148 00:04:58,559 --> 00:05:00,474 We need another stop sign at the end of the block. 149 00:05:00,561 --> 00:05:01,910 What? Are you kidding me? 150 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,390 I almost gave Adam a hug. 151 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,044 I know, baby. We're all scared, 152 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:07,742 but Mama will fix this. 153 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:10,614 I'm gonna take this case to City Hall. [CHUCKLES] 154 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:11,441 I don't know if you know this, 155 00:05:11,528 --> 00:05:12,747 but I could have been a lawyer. 156 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:15,140 I think you've said it once or twice before. 157 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,620 I could've been a lawyer. I could've been a lawyer. 158 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:17,839 I could've... ...been a lawyer. 159 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:18,883 I could've... ...been a lawyer! 160 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,189 I guess that rings a bell. It should, 161 00:05:20,276 --> 00:05:21,451 'cause that bell rings constantly. 162 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:23,279 Well, as the lawyer I could've been, 163 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:26,326 I'm going to collect evidence to support my case. 164 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:27,631 Adam, I need you to make a video 165 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,416 documenting how truly dangerous 166 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,721 that intersection really is. 167 00:05:30,808 --> 00:05:32,593 Yes! I'll get right on it! 168 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:34,290 Uh, what's my budget for the project? 169 00:05:34,377 --> 00:05:35,987 Schmoo, can you just film the intersection for me? 170 00:05:36,074 --> 00:05:37,685 Challenge accepted! I won't let you down! 171 00:05:37,772 --> 00:05:39,817 As my mom was lawyering up, 172 00:05:39,904 --> 00:05:42,994 Barry and my dad were getting down to the business of college. 173 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,475 Okay, let's go over what you need to get into Tufts. 174 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:46,911 Besides just being super tough? 175 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:48,522 Uh-huh. 176 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:49,914 All right, first, your grades. 177 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:52,700 Oh, okay, you squeaked out a B-minus in English. 178 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:55,616 Wow! Straight A's in math and science. 179 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,532 All that math stuff just clicks, but English not good much. 180 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,534 Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to help you with your essay. 181 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:04,015 Or... We freestyle my essay. Check it out. 182 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,235 [RAPPING] ♪ Yo, Tufts I got the right stuffs 183 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:08,672 ♪ Yo, Tufts I got the right stuffs 184 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:11,066 ♪ Yo, Tufts I got the right stuffs ♪ 185 00:06:11,153 --> 00:06:12,676 You're just repeating the same thing over and over. 186 00:06:12,763 --> 00:06:14,809 I got stuck in a rap loop. I'm sorry! 187 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,680 Okay, that does not help. 188 00:06:16,767 --> 00:06:18,769 We really gotta wow 'em with your extra curriculars. 189 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:21,424 All right, let me see your resume.Boom! 190 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:24,558 All you wrote down was "left-handed" and that you're an Aries? 191 00:06:24,645 --> 00:06:26,211 That's not exactly "boom" material. 192 00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:27,430 That's all I got. 193 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:28,736 And technically, I'm a Pisces, 194 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,520 but I don't want to be no stupid fish. 195 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:32,435 Damn it! 196 00:06:32,522 --> 00:06:34,263 All you had to do was play an instrument or volunteer somewhere, 197 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:35,743 and you did nothing! I know! 198 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,135 I'm not Tufts enough. 199 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:38,789 Relax, moron. 200 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:40,530 We'll just give your resume a little padding. 201 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:41,662 You mean lie? 202 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,751 Think of it like your mother's shoulder pads. 203 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,056 She wears them 204 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:47,015 even though she still has shoulders, right? 205 00:06:47,102 --> 00:06:48,582 I bet she does. 206 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:49,496 So you're telling me you're okay 207 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:50,845 with shoulder padding my resume? 208 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,717 I would do anything to get you into college. 209 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,066 Come on. I'm serious. 210 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:56,938 This is legitimately the most important thing to me. 211 00:06:57,025 --> 00:07:00,202 So you're telling me you would spend every cent you have 212 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:02,639 if it would mean getting me into a good college.Yes. 213 00:07:02,726 --> 00:07:05,250 What if you had to wear pants at all times?Yes. 214 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:09,037 What if the Eagles never, ever won again?Yes. 215 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:13,389 What if the only way was for Tom Selleck to shave his mustache? 216 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,956 [SHOUTING] Too far! You hear me? 217 00:07:15,043 --> 00:07:17,393 You leave Selleck's mustache out of this! 218 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:19,656 ADULT ADAM: While my dad and Barry were formulating a plan, 219 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,963 my mom was putting her plan into action. 220 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:24,313 Hello, Mr. Schnitz. I'm not sure you remember me. 221 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,445 Oh, I remember you. 222 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,707 You're the lady that comes in here 223 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,578 demanding I help you because I'm city comptroller. 224 00:07:28,665 --> 00:07:29,753 Exactly. 225 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,277 And things have gotten out of comptrol. 226 00:07:32,364 --> 00:07:35,324 Again, I think you gravely misunderstand 227 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:36,804 the reach the comptroller has. 228 00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:39,023 Well, if you can't comptrol this city, then who can? 229 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:40,634 You realize I am just an accountant? 230 00:07:40,721 --> 00:07:42,462 And I am holding you accountable. 231 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:44,072 Just tell me what you want. 232 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:46,204 I'd like you to take comptrol of a traffic situation 233 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,991 heretofore known as Goldberg v. Jenkintown. 234 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:52,776 Ma'am, this is just an office above a tuxedo shop, 235 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:54,430 not a court of law where I can make any real... 236 00:07:54,517 --> 00:07:56,693 Exhibit A. Okay, sure. 237 00:07:56,780 --> 00:07:58,303 This is the intersection in question. 238 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:00,480 Note that there are only two stop signs, 239 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:04,135 but by the time I rest my case, there will be four. 240 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,876 Exhibit B. Exactly how many exhibits are there? 241 00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:09,053 Behold, a scale model of our neighborhood. 242 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:10,707 And please note Exhibit C. 243 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,317 These are shards of windshield 244 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:14,885 that almost had to be removed from my son's brain. 245 00:08:14,972 --> 00:08:16,147 Oh, my God, that is horrib... 246 00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,453 We decided not to operate 247 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,716 because he wasn't actually in the car.What? 248 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,892 Don't worry, he's fine and super talented, 249 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,286 which is why I tasked him with Exhibit D. 250 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:25,679 All rise. 251 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,463 I really don't want to. Overruled! 252 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:28,943 Again, this is not a court... You know what? Fine. 253 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:30,161 Motion to get this over with, then. 254 00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:30,945 You may be seated. 255 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,252 ADAM: The year is 2033, 256 00:08:34,339 --> 00:08:37,734 crime is at an all time high and volcanoes are everywhere! 257 00:08:37,821 --> 00:08:39,170 BEVERLY: What is this? 258 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,998 We agreed you were only gonna film the stop signs. 259 00:08:41,085 --> 00:08:43,305 Trust me. You need to hook in the audience with a story. 260 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:47,135 The President's plane has crash-landed in Jenkintown. 261 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:49,093 That's the forbidden sector. 262 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,792 Only you can help us! 263 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,097 Is that right, what I'm saying? 264 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:56,579 Even though I only have one eye, I'll do it. 265 00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:58,015 I'll save the President. 266 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:02,324 It's go time. Nothing will stop me! 267 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:05,240 [TIRES SCREECH] [METAL CRUNCHES] 268 00:09:05,327 --> 00:09:08,591 POPS: The President blew up before Snake could get to him. 269 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,637 The mission has failed. 270 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:12,726 I'm re... I'm really not following the story... 271 00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:13,901 ADAM: We need a stop sign. 272 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,250 Okay. 273 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,557 Well, I did not understand any of that, 274 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,602 but I really would like you not to be here, 275 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,299 so I'm gonna give you that stop sign. 276 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,127 So... I won the case? 277 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,694 You took comptrol of the courtroom. 278 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,304 Which is my office, so, yeah, sure. 279 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,045 Great! 280 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,960 So just, uh, bang the gavel and make it official. 281 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:31,396 Well, I don't have a ga... You know what? 282 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,484 Let me just do this Fanta can. 283 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,921 Ah! 284 00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,618 We won the big case! 285 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:37,011 Amazing! 286 00:09:37,098 --> 00:09:38,229 How did I play? 287 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:41,058 Not great, but Mom was on fire. 288 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:44,366 I gotta admit, even if the whole thing is aggressively pointless, 289 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,976 it's kind of cool you actually made a difference. 290 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,891 You know, this is really important to me, 291 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:50,154 and I am damn tired of your sass mouth! 292 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,242 No sass. 293 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,680 I know how hard it is to get things done. 294 00:09:53,767 --> 00:09:55,899 I mean, I've been working on one song for the last three months, 295 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,553 and so far, all I've got is... 296 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,772 ♪ Something, something, something 297 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,382 ♪ And your friend Andre ♪ 298 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,775 And that is not good. 299 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:02,558 I mean, who the hell is Andre? 300 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:03,994 I think it's catchy. 301 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,779 Point is, I'm proud of you. 302 00:10:05,866 --> 00:10:07,432 Oh, thank you, Boopie, and you know what? 303 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:09,173 I've made a decision. 304 00:10:09,260 --> 00:10:12,612 I am going to realize my potential as a potential lawyer. 305 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:13,743 Oh, my God, are you serious? 306 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:15,527 You're damn right I am! 307 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:19,880 Beverly Goldberg's gonna be a [BLEEP] lawyer! 308 00:10:19,967 --> 00:10:22,796 ADULT ADAM: Once my dad found out Barry's college resume was light, 309 00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,711 he made it his mission to bulk it up. 310 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,582 The trick is to take a nugget of truth, 311 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,192 and you spin it a little. 312 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,716 You do play a lot of sports, right? 313 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,674 Hockey, wrestling, football. 314 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,241 Moron, if you played a bunch of sports, 315 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,417 why aren't any of them on your college resume? 316 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:39,247 A variety of reasons, but mostly 'cause of unsuccessful tryouts. 317 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,466 So you played all three for a little bit, 318 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,817 so you're at least a three-letter varsity player, 319 00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,775 and an MVP. 320 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,907 I never won MVP. 321 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,735 You never won Most Valuable Player, 322 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,867 but "MVP" could stand for anything. 323 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,652 Like Magic Velvet Pants? 324 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,610 Who wins Magic Velvet Pants? 325 00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,003 I don't know. A genie? 326 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,744 Should we put down that I'm a genie, too? 327 00:10:57,831 --> 00:10:59,571 Let's move on. So we covered sports. 328 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,443 What about community service? 329 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,271 I guess I am in the community 330 00:11:03,358 --> 00:11:05,012 when I'm walking around the community. 331 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,492 Wow, sounds like you're the head of a neighborhood watch. 332 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:10,060 And I do shout at dogs sometimes. 333 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,106 Seems to me that you train service animals. 334 00:11:12,193 --> 00:11:13,498 I think I'm getting the hang of this, 335 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,979 like that one time I played checkers with Pops. 336 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,460 I was basically volunteering with sad, old veterans. 337 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,636 Perfect, throw more at me! 338 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,551 ADULT ADAM: And with that, my dad spun all of my brother's antics 339 00:11:22,638 --> 00:11:23,683 into resume gold. 340 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,075 His bad BMX-ing became... 341 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,860 School cycling team. 342 00:11:26,947 --> 00:11:29,123 Goofing off in the gymnasium became...Gymnast! 343 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:31,038 Trying to eat an apple in one bite became... 344 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,083 Head of the Isaac Newton Society. 345 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,519 Doing whatever this is became... 346 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,173 Gravity experiments elective. 347 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,567 Just walking became... Hall monitor! 348 00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:40,700 His lifelong obsession withDonkey Kong became... 349 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,398 Unpaid assistant to a primate physician. 350 00:11:43,485 --> 00:11:45,313 And dressing as a pirate became...Pirate! 351 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:48,316 Wow, I've led an incredibly rich life. 352 00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:49,752 You're damn right you have. 353 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:52,015 Hoo-hoo! I'm a good dad! 354 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,974 ADULT ADAM: While my dad was feeling confident about Barry's future, 355 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,932 my mom was getting ready to change hers. 356 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,282 Good morning, your honorable smush bottom! 357 00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,631 Looking good, Mom! 358 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,459 That's because today is the first day 359 00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,766 of your mama bear's journey to becoming a trial lawyer. 360 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,159 Well, I know you can do it. 361 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,508 I mean, who's better at arguing than you? 362 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,510 Well, I did get this suit at half price 363 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:10,077 because of a smudge on the shoulder, 364 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,122 which I put there and later removed. 365 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,994 And those are the kind of questionable morals 366 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,344 that will make you an ace attorney.[WHISPERS] Thank you. 367 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,607 Okay, so here's what it takes to become a lawyer. 368 00:12:18,694 --> 00:12:20,827 First, you'll have to get ready for the LSATs. 369 00:12:20,914 --> 00:12:22,916 [NORMAL VOICE] Well, I can LSAT or L-stand. 370 00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,787 I can do it all. [CHUCKLES] 371 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:27,181 Seriously, what is that? 372 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:28,748 It's the Law School Admissions Test, 373 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,272 which takes about four months to prepare for. 374 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,840 And after that, you apply to law school, which is three years. 375 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,059 Even for a proven legal eagle like me? 376 00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,495 I mean, I could've been a lawyer. 377 00:12:37,582 --> 00:12:38,627 That's got to count for something. 378 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,716 It doesn't. Moving on. 379 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,849 So after you graduate, you'll have to pass the bar. 380 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,503 Another test? I just took the "L" one. 381 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,679 And then you'll get hired at a firm and be an associate 382 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,159 and work your way up the ladder until... 383 00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,205 Eh, Mama's out. What? 384 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,773 I-I think I'm okay just knowing I could have been a lawyer. 385 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,948 How can you possibly know that 386 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:56,776 if you gave up after two minutes? 387 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:57,864 Well, when you think about it, 388 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,648 I already kind of am a lawyer. 389 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,258 Except you're not a lawyer, 390 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,651 because you did nothing to become one. 391 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,958 According to the show L.A. Law, 392 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,612 anyone can represent themselves in court, 393 00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,266 so that kind of makes me a lawyer. 394 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:12,182 No, it makes you a person who wants to be a lawyer but isn't one. 395 00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,054 If I can defend myself in court, 396 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:17,187 then you can, Daddy can, anyone can. 397 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,972 So when you think about it, 398 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,843 doesn't that make us all lawyers? 399 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,019 That is an incredibly dumb way to think about it. 400 00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,368 Hey, I could've been a lawyer, 401 00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,414 so you show me the respect I could've deserved. 402 00:13:26,501 --> 00:13:28,459 ♪♪ 403 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:29,939 Read it and weep, suckers. 404 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,375 What's this? Oh. 405 00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,769 Just the best college resume ever assembled. 406 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,424 Three-letter varsity athlete? Captain of the diving team? 407 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:37,686 Geology club? 408 00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,383 Dude, you didn't do any of these things. 409 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,168 It says you're the treasurer of the Model UN? 410 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,823 I once gave the foreign kid who smells like beets 411 00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,346 a quarter to buy a donut, 412 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:46,651 so that pretty much makes me 413 00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,392 official treasurer of the Model UN. 414 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:49,916 Except you're not 'cause I am! 415 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:52,135 In the name of Luxembourg, I declare war on your lies! 416 00:13:52,222 --> 00:13:54,268 We don't have a real army, so it's more of a symbolic gesture. 417 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,052 Guys, relax. 418 00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,054 It's not like I'm hurting anyone.Yes, you are! 419 00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:00,187 What if your lies get you into a school over one of us? 420 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,623 Is that fair? Okay. 421 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:04,452 You're clearly feeling a lot of emotions right now, 422 00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,846 which I can help you with 'cause I'm a peer counselor 423 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,412 and a certified youth minister. 424 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,066 This is super not cool or chill, man. 425 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:11,720 Oh, come on, Matt Bradley! 426 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,287 Where did that come from? 427 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,636 Come on, guys! 428 00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,159 JTP... JTP! 429 00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,682 J... 430 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,380 [VOICE BREAKING] ...TP. 431 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,860 ADULT ADAM: While Barry was feeling guilty 432 00:14:20,947 --> 00:14:22,470 about achieving his college dreams, 433 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,168 Erica was hell-bent on getting my mom to reach for hers. 434 00:14:25,255 --> 00:14:27,388 There she is, ready to fold my intimates. 435 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,129 Put down the basket. We need to talk. 436 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,522 Erica, it's fine. I don't need to be a real lawyer. 437 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,481 Okay, forget law, 438 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,439 but there's so many other things that you're good at, 439 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,354 so let's pick one of those and make it your thing. 440 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:38,660 Okay, like what? 441 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:41,141 I'm glad you asked, because I made this... 442 00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,925 A list of potential dream jobs 443 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,405 tailored to your very talents. 444 00:14:44,492 --> 00:14:46,233 For instance, diplomat. 445 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,583 Well, I do have a way of helping people 446 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:51,151 to get what I want them to think they want.Exactly. 447 00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:53,980 And that's just one of many exciting options. 448 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:55,285 What about fashion designer? 449 00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,635 Mmm, my clothes are purely for fun. 450 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,550 I don't want to take the joy out of it. 451 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:02,118 Or you could be a gastroenterologist. 452 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,078 Speaking of which, how did that fiber-rich breakfast work out, hmm? 453 00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:07,558 Gah, I have so many futures for you on this board. 454 00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:09,386 Just pick one and do it! 455 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,998 Enough. I'm fine just doing what I do, okay? 456 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,608 I don't need some fancy job. 457 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:14,914 Yes, you do! 458 00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:16,480 Because if you give up on being a lawyer, 459 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:18,700 which is actually doable, 460 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,094 then what does that mean for me making it as a musician? 461 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:22,922 Erica, me saying "I could've been a lawyer" 462 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,140 has nothing to do with you. 463 00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:25,881 Of course it does! 464 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,970 I dropped out of college just like you, 465 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,493 which means I'll just end up being a mom 466 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:31,147 who constantly tells her ungrateful kids 467 00:15:31,234 --> 00:15:32,757 that "I could've been a rock star." 468 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,759 I don't know whether to be offended or worried, 469 00:15:34,846 --> 00:15:36,065 but I don't like either feeling. 470 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,458 But it's true. 471 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,416 Becoming a lawyer is hard, 472 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,506 and you gave up on it, like, shockingly fast. 473 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,508 And the truth is... 474 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:46,510 I'm doing the same thing with my music. 475 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,382 Ever since Lainey left... 476 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:50,253 [VOICE BREAKING] I haven't sung a single note 477 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,689 or written any music 478 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,604 or even touched my keyboard. 479 00:15:53,691 --> 00:15:55,563 Schmoo, you've got it all wrong. 480 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,261 I gave up on being a lawyer 'cause that was never really my dream. 481 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,828 Then why do you always say it? 482 00:15:59,915 --> 00:16:02,222 'Cause it sounds better than my real dream, 483 00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:04,093 which is being a mama. [CHUCKLES] 484 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:06,313 I'm living my dream. 485 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,924 If music is yours, you can't just give up on it. 486 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,534 ♪♪ 487 00:16:10,621 --> 00:16:12,188 I already have. 488 00:16:15,322 --> 00:16:17,367 ADULT ADAM: After my brother talked to the JTP, 489 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,543 he was starting to have some doubts about his resume. 490 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,937 Unfortunately, my dad had none. 491 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:24,853 Dad, I just finished my college essay, 492 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,420 and I think we should have a little talk. 493 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,292 Oh, you should have a talk, but not with me.Huh? 494 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,467 I've got an alumnus from Tufts here, 495 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,816 and he's gonna interview you. 496 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,383 Remember my pal Formica Mike? 497 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,863 [WHISPERING] Your furniture nemesis? 498 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:37,257 I got his mom a great deal on a water bed, 499 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:38,780 so he owes me. But... 500 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,174 The JTP got me thinking, 501 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,263 maybe shoulder-padding my resume... 502 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:44,742 [WHISPERING] ...isn't the most honest thing. 503 00:16:44,829 --> 00:16:46,614 I don't care what the PYT thinks. 504 00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,746 You go in there and lie and make your dad proud. Come on. 505 00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,357 Here he is... 506 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:53,055 The future of Tufts! 507 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,840 Murray, you may be right, if this resume is to be believed. 508 00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,191 And it is! I'm gonna get you guys some cookies. 509 00:16:58,278 --> 00:16:59,844 Hydrox, if you got 'em! 510 00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:02,325 Hydrox is the Oreo of our people. 511 00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,675 Uh-huh. Listen, about my resume... 512 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,199 Oh, your resume, my gosh. 513 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,070 This is something special. 514 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:09,811 How does one person find the time? 515 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:13,162 "How does one person do all that stuff in one year," you ask? 516 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,686 Well... Don't. Don't ask. 517 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:17,036 Okay. 518 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,038 Wow, there's so much here. 519 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,997 Uh, you're an "unpaid assistant to a primate physician." 520 00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:23,303 W... Well, I love monkeys, 521 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,782 so what's it like to work with them? 522 00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:25,653 It's good. 523 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,310 Care to elaborate? 524 00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,182 Uh, they love throwing barrels and stuff. 525 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,879 Barrels? Yeah, it's annoying, 526 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,533 'cause you just got to save your girlfriend 527 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,361 and then jump over rolling barrels, 528 00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,189 but luckily, they break apart 529 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,800 when you whack 'em with a mallet. 530 00:17:42,887 --> 00:17:44,585 We're talking about Donkey Kong, aren't we? 531 00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,326 Yes! [GROANS] I'm sorry. 532 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,067 It's a lie, all of it! 533 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:50,025 I-I don't deserve to be in Tufts. 534 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,940 He doesn't mean it. He's just being a moron. 535 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,725 I do mean it. So no Hydrox? 536 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,510 Look, I'm sorry I messed up my whole senior year 537 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,381 and focused on the wrong things, 538 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,209 but I won't lie my way into college. 539 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,689 I was promised Hydrox. 540 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,170 That's why I wanted you to read my essay. 541 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,824 It's not pretty, but it's real. 542 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,435 It's about what really happened this year, and... 543 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:09,958 [SIGHS] 544 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,438 If the truth isn't good enough for Tufts, 545 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,093 then I'll just have to live with it. 546 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,138 ♪♪ 547 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,536 Whoa, what's all this? 548 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:25,278 I figured it was time to pursue a new dream. 549 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,714 I thought you said being a mom was your dream. 550 00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,933 And it is. 551 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,457 But you were right. 552 00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,676 What kind of example would I be setting 553 00:18:32,763 --> 00:18:34,939 if I just gave up on all my other dreams? 554 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:36,550 These are just recipes. 555 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,247 I've decided to write a cookbook. 556 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,989 Oh, my God, yes! 557 00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,210 I pitched you diplomat and not cookbook? What is wrong with me? 558 00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:47,126 Nothing! You still got me here! 559 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:48,518 So, thank you, Boopie. 560 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,346 No need to thank me. 561 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,131 It's just good to know your dreams don't end with me. 562 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,349 And even better? 563 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:55,308 Your dreams are just starting, 564 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:57,832 and there's no way I'm gonna let you give up before you even begin. 565 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,966 I just picked an impossible dream, you know? 566 00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,925 Schmoopie... 567 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,188 All dreams seem impossible. 568 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,755 You've just got to put in the work. 569 00:19:07,842 --> 00:19:09,017 ADULT ADAM: Seeing that our mom 570 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,019 wasn't afraid to follow her dreams 571 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:13,369 made Erica realize that her own dreams weren't so scary. 572 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:16,416 And with that, my sister was able to find her voice again. 573 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:19,462 ♪ Clock strikes upon the hour 574 00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:22,465 ♪ And the sun begins to fade 575 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:27,731 ♪ Still enough time to figure out 576 00:19:27,818 --> 00:19:31,170 ♪ How to chase my blues away 577 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:36,175 ♪ I've done all right up 'til now 578 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:37,915 ♪ It's the light of day 579 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,614 ♪ That shows me how [SIGHS] 580 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,356 ♪ When the night falls 581 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,488 ♪ Loneliness calls MURRAY: Hey. 582 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,665 I, um, read your essay. 583 00:19:48,752 --> 00:19:51,146 Let me guess. I'm a moron for telling the truth. 584 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,235 You really are, but I loved it anyway. 585 00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,455 Seriously? Yeah. It moved me. 586 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:57,805 Why? 587 00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,981 All I did was talk about getting my heart shattered 588 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,548 and how this year was a total waste. 589 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:04,507 Barry, what you wrote was honest and real, 590 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,770 and it shows how much you've grown, 591 00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:08,816 and that's more important than anything 592 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:11,297 you can put on some stupid college resume. 593 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,299 Important enough to get me into Tufts? 594 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,171 You know, I think it's time we stop worrying about all that stuff. 595 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:19,392 But I know college is the only thing you care about. 596 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:23,309 You know, there's one thing I care about more... You. 597 00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:25,136 ADULT ADAM: And that day, Barry figured out that 598 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,877 as long as you're true to yourself, 599 00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:28,444 you'll be successful anywhere you go. 600 00:20:28,531 --> 00:20:30,403 Buckle up, baby. 601 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:32,231 God knows what kind of drivers are out today.[SEATBELTS CLICKING] 602 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,450 Good news is you got us that new stop sign. 603 00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:35,886 Wasn't easy, you know. 604 00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:38,454 Well, for you, it was. You could've been a lawyer. 605 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:43,546 ♪ Oh, I wanna dance with somebody 606 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:47,289 ♪ I wanna feel the heat with somebody 607 00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:50,249 [BRAKES SCREECH] ♪ Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody 608 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:55,776 ♪ With somebody who loves me ♪ 609 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,778 ♪♪ 610 00:20:57,865 --> 00:20:59,736 [BELL DINGS] 611 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:06,047 Boom! Got it. Add master of all cubes to my college resume. 612 00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:07,396 I never thought I'd say these words, 613 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,355 but I'm incredibly impressed. 614 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,574 Dude, it's easy. I just bought a bunch of other cubes 615 00:21:11,661 --> 00:21:13,054 and peeled off the stickers. 616 00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,491 Oh, so you cheated. Of course I did! 617 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,450 You suck, Mr. Rubik! 618 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:20,061 I cannot wait 'til everyone forgets about you and your stupid toy. 619 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,585 Mark my words, that toy is more than a fad. 620 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,935 Rubik and his cube will be here forever. 621 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:26,502 [GRUNTS] I get the appeal now.