1 00:00:01,349 --> 00:00:03,177 ADULT ADAM: Ah, Valentine's Day. 2 00:00:03,220 --> 00:00:06,745 Back in the '80s, you couldn't just text a heart emoji to show you cared. 3 00:00:06,789 --> 00:00:11,707 Nope, back then, you had to make your love known face-to-face. 4 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:13,013 What'd you get me, Johnny? 5 00:00:13,056 --> 00:00:16,494 Best gift of all, 5'9" of thunder wrapped in a Rush T-shirt. 6 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,670 That is the hottest way to say you got me nothing. 7 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,063 I love you, baby. 8 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,937 Hey, JTP. ALL: JTP! 9 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:27,679 Everywhere I turn, I see canoodling and smooches. 10 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,290 Enough already! 11 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:30,856 Don't they know I'll never love again? 12 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:32,293 Just forget about Lainey, all right? 13 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,686 Let the JTP be your Valentine. 14 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:35,644 It's just not the same. 15 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,124 Oh, yeah? Check it! 16 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:38,342 A stuffed croc ready to rock. 17 00:00:38,386 --> 00:00:40,127 Dude, you guys just get me! 18 00:00:40,170 --> 00:00:41,737 And that's not all... 19 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:44,305 A grappling hook and Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape? 20 00:00:44,348 --> 00:00:47,003 Thanks, guys. I'm feeling better already. 21 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,832 ADULT ADAM: As for me, my girlfriend, Jackie, had the best gift of all. 22 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,790 There's my Valentine! 23 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:53,227 I know we agreed no gifts, but... 24 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,490 Teddy Ruxpin! 25 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,144 Aww, I loved this little guy! 26 00:00:57,187 --> 00:01:00,060 Well, now I think you're gonna love him even more. 27 00:01:01,496 --> 00:01:03,454 JACKIE'S VOICE: Happy Valentine's Day, Addy! 28 00:01:03,498 --> 00:01:06,066 Don't mean to "em-bear-rass" you, 29 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:07,980 but you're my honey! 30 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,721 It's Jackie, by the way. Your girlfriend. 31 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,027 Hope this isn't confusing. 32 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,420 Oh, my God, not at all! 33 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,726 I mean, at first, I was like wha... 34 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:17,033 But now I'm like aww! 35 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,687 Teddy Ruxpin makes everything awesome. 36 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,341 Well, just you wait, 37 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:23,257 'cause I planned an even awesomer Valentine's week. 38 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,172 It starts off tonight, when we make 39 00:01:25,215 --> 00:01:27,565 the most romantic food of all time. 40 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,089 Pizza? Indeed! 41 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,916 And then Friday is the big night, 42 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,701 when we go to a drive-in movie 43 00:01:32,744 --> 00:01:34,964 to see the most romantic film ever. 44 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:36,574 Twins! You know it! 45 00:01:36,618 --> 00:01:39,099 It's basically our story! But not at all! 46 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,971 Obviously! Hey! Don Juan! 47 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,146 We're in the middle of class! 48 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:45,975 Cupid-Gram for Adam Goldberg. 49 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:48,978 Jackie, this is too much. 50 00:01:49,021 --> 00:01:50,371 Those aren't from me. 51 00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,373 What? But then who... 52 00:01:52,416 --> 00:01:54,418 "To my little schmoopaloo..." 53 00:01:54,462 --> 00:01:55,593 Oh, balls! Stop! 54 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,987 "I know you're all grown up, but you'll never be too old 55 00:01:58,030 --> 00:02:01,338 "to be mama's number-one mushy-tushed Valentine baby." 56 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:03,558 But the next sentence says, 57 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:06,387 "Just kidding, I'm your mom, and I have clear boundaries." 58 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,650 I'm thinking maybe we make pizza at my house? 59 00:02:08,693 --> 00:02:10,173 Don't worry. 60 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,219 This year, Valentine's is only about us. 61 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,005 You call that a crust, Jackie? 62 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:17,789 Did you even work the dough? 63 00:02:17,833 --> 00:02:20,009 Ugh. Watch and learn. 64 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:23,099 Mom, please! This is supposed to be a romantic pizza... 65 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,406 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 66 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,930 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 67 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:32,761 ♪ I don't know the future 68 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:35,851 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 69 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:38,245 ADULT ADAM: It was February 13th, 1980-something, 70 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:40,638 and my sister was desperately trying 71 00:02:40,682 --> 00:02:42,031 to put the pieces of her band back together 72 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:43,163 after losing Lainey. 73 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,255 Whoo! So awesome! 74 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:51,258 Geoff, please. We all know there's no band without Lainey. 75 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,782 Yeah. She was the one who taught me you can read music. 76 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,654 And I was like, "No, Lainey, you hear music." 77 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:57,829 And she was like, "No, you can read it, too." 78 00:02:57,873 --> 00:02:59,918 And I was like, "Whoa." 79 00:02:59,962 --> 00:03:02,747 Oh, come on. You guys can't just give up now. 80 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:05,010 How about I help you hold auditions to replace Lainey? 81 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,883 Hon, i-it's really sweet how you're always taking care of me, 82 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,277 but bringing some random person into the band isn't gonna help. 83 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,104 Let me take care of everything. 84 00:03:12,148 --> 00:03:14,237 I promise, I will bring in the creme de la creme 85 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,283 of Jenkintown's rich music scene. 86 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:19,416 I'd like to perform an original composition I wrote. 87 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:23,899 ♪ I'm comin' with fresh beats ♪ 88 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:26,771 I got one rule, we only play Rush. 89 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,383 I'm the lead singer, and I take 97% of the profits. 90 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:34,562 This is a fun, little ditty. It's 17 minutes long, 91 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:37,391 and it tells the story of a boy who lost his rag. 92 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:38,740 ♪ Ohh ♪ 93 00:03:42,091 --> 00:03:43,266 All right, so, how does this work? 94 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,094 Wait, aren't you the guy that stands outside the Wawa 95 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,617 and buys beer for high school kids? 96 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:47,836 Five for you, one for me. 97 00:03:47,879 --> 00:03:49,533 No, I remember the rule. 98 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,101 I can play lead or rhythm, as long as there's a couch for me to crash on. 99 00:03:52,144 --> 00:03:53,407 No offense, but you should probably leave. 100 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:59,369 Maybe we should just settle for the charming, old banjo man. 101 00:03:59,413 --> 00:04:00,979 Don't worry. There's still one person left. 102 00:04:01,023 --> 00:04:03,417 See, I was putting up a flyer at the Kremps' flower store, 103 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,723 and I met this dude at the register. He's actually their nephew. 104 00:04:05,767 --> 00:04:06,942 Pass. Lame. 105 00:04:06,985 --> 00:04:08,465 But he's only there helping for the Valentine's rush. 106 00:04:08,509 --> 00:04:10,728 See, he's from Boston, he writes songs, 107 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,077 and he's actually upstairs right now. 108 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,862 Evan, they're ready! Damn it, Geoff! 109 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,778 I'm not gonna settle for someone's random, lame-ass nephew... 110 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:18,562 Oh, my God! 111 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:19,911 Hi. Hey. 112 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,435 Hi-heh. 113 00:04:21,478 --> 00:04:22,914 I heard you're looking for a guitarist. 114 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,264 Yep. Flerfem. 115 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,656 So, here's one that I wrote. 116 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,179 Uh, hope you dig it. 117 00:04:27,223 --> 00:04:28,746 Yi. 118 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:30,531 It's, uh... it's called Mallo Cup. 119 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,097 Neesh pu mish phee! 120 00:04:32,141 --> 00:04:33,925 Okay. 121 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:37,146 ♪ Here I am Outside your house at 3:00 a.m. 122 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:42,282 ♪ Tryin' to think you out of bed 123 00:04:44,066 --> 00:04:49,419 ♪ I whistle at your sill 124 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:53,293 ♪ Echoes 'cross the street instead ♪ 125 00:04:54,946 --> 00:04:57,122 That's the gist. 126 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,387 So, call the flower shop when you guys decide or whatever. 127 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:01,997 Cool. 128 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,391 Ugh. 129 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:05,957 So, I guess we just go with your grandpa 130 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:06,958 or the Wawa weirdo? 131 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,569 No! That dude's amazing! 132 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:09,787 W-Wait. So I did good? 133 00:05:09,831 --> 00:05:11,528 Good? You just saved our band! 134 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,574 And you found me my new boyfriend! 135 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,924 I'm so gonna be his biggest regret! 136 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:17,621 ADULT ADAM: As The Dropouts got the perfect gift, 137 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:20,711 my mom stumbled on her own Valentine's present. 138 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:23,845 Damn it, Murray! I almost broke my neck on your pants! 139 00:05:23,888 --> 00:05:25,803 What? Everybody knows my pants go by the front door. 140 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,240 What have we here? 141 00:05:28,284 --> 00:05:29,633 Oh, stop. Don't look at that. 142 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,374 It's not even Valentine's Day yet. 143 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,071 I bet I know what it is... 144 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:36,597 A fancy assortment of Jagielky's Candies! 145 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,207 You loved them for the last 18 years, 146 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,948 so I thought I'd buy 'em again! 147 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:42,559 "Dear Bevy, you're as sweet as candy." 148 00:05:42,603 --> 00:05:44,300 Murray! 149 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:46,607 I wrote it last year, so I knew you'd love it again! 150 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:49,000 See, this is what I love about Valentine's Day. 151 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:52,221 I get candies and notes and dinner with my special guy. 152 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,571 I made us reservations, pickle. 153 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:57,487 Wait, me? 154 00:05:57,531 --> 00:05:59,750 I can't be your Valentine pickle this year. 155 00:05:59,794 --> 00:06:02,536 But I made us a reservation at the new Moroccan place. 156 00:06:02,579 --> 00:06:04,581 It's fun 'cause you get to eat with your hands. 157 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,496 But it's also disgusting, 158 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,237 so I will be sneaking some silverware in my purse. 159 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,630 Fun! 160 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,197 No! I'm taking Jackie to the drive-in. 161 00:06:12,241 --> 00:06:13,547 They're playing the movie Twins. 162 00:06:13,590 --> 00:06:15,766 You are not bailing on your mom 163 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,812 to go see Arnold Schwarzenegger in a comedy. 164 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:19,770 The Terminator can't be twins 165 00:06:19,814 --> 00:06:21,424 with little Louie from Taxi. 166 00:06:21,468 --> 00:06:23,295 It makes no sense. But they did it! 167 00:06:23,339 --> 00:06:25,036 He's the big, muscle-y twin, 168 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,299 and Danny DeVito is the little, squishy one. 169 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:28,997 It's funny, 'cause that's not how twins work! 170 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,868 Well, you don't have to see Twins, 171 00:06:30,912 --> 00:06:32,609 because we're gonna be twins. 172 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,698 I'll go grab our matching sweaters. 173 00:06:34,742 --> 00:06:36,004 Balls! 174 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,092 This is your fault. 175 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:38,702 Every Valentine's Day, 176 00:06:38,746 --> 00:06:41,226 Mom hounds me because you do nothing. 177 00:06:41,270 --> 00:06:43,315 Yep. You know, before you kids were born, 178 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:46,536 I used to disappoint your mother every Valentine's Day. 179 00:06:46,580 --> 00:06:48,103 And you know why? Because you're the worst 180 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:49,844 with words, stuff, and emotions? 181 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:53,151 Bingo! But then you kids came along and stole all her love. 182 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:54,283 Now everybody wins! 183 00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,285 Beep, beep! 184 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:58,374 ADULT ADAM: While I kissed my Valentine's Day with Jackie goodbye, 185 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,682 my sister was ready to welcome a new band member. 186 00:07:01,725 --> 00:07:03,335 Hey, Mr. Kremp. You got a sec? 187 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:06,817 I told your mom, she can't make her own coupons. 188 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,428 We were wondering if your nephew Evan's around. 189 00:07:08,471 --> 00:07:10,299 Oh, hey. Sup? 190 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:12,475 Just here to say congrats. Welcome to the band. 191 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,737 Oh. Sweet. 192 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:15,260 Um, question... 193 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:18,307 Will your girlfriend be coming to practice or anything? 194 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:19,351 I don't have a girlfriend. 195 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:22,398 These are for you. 196 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,052 Sure. Yeah, that's, uh... That's $6.99. 197 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,314 I have no money. 198 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:30,406 Enjoy your totally normal welcome-to-the-band bouquet. 199 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,408 See you at practice. Sweet. All right. 200 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,063 ADULT ADAM: And, thanks to our neighbor's nephew Evan, 201 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,500 The Dropouts started making beautiful music together. 202 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:41,983 BOTH: ♪ I never can forget ♪ 203 00:07:42,026 --> 00:07:43,724 ADULT ADAM: Who knew all it took was adding 204 00:07:43,767 --> 00:07:45,813 a handsome, budding rock star to the band 205 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,337 to go from off-key to perfect harmony? 206 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:49,686 Dude, the new insanely handsome dude 207 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,122 really clicks with Erica, right? 208 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:51,993 Man, I did so good. 209 00:07:52,036 --> 00:07:54,082 Ow! Ow, ow, ow! 210 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,997 Why are you full-Nelsoning me upstairs? 211 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,000 'Cause Evan's moving in on your lady, and what are you doing? 212 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,959 Cheering him on, like a cheering person who cheers. 213 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,483 A cheerleader? No! 214 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,093 Wait. Yes! 215 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,182 Come on, man. Erica doesn't like guys like Evan. 216 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,575 She's more into the supportive fella 217 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,011 who claps from the sidelines. 218 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,448 They're sharing a single microphone, dude! 219 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,536 So? 220 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,930 Sharing a mic is the musical equivalent 221 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,671 of Frenching under a waterfall. 222 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:18,802 Oh, God! 223 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,457 W-W-What is this heat I feel rising in my throat? 224 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:24,416 That's called jealousy, my friend. Embrace it. 225 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,375 M-My chest hurts, and so do my eyes. 226 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:27,681 Then it's time you learn. 227 00:08:27,724 --> 00:08:30,161 There's only one way to keep Erica... 228 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:33,208 Harness the thing women crave most. 229 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,471 Irrational behavior. 230 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,820 Dude, I-I'm spinning out, 231 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,648 even though this all sounds so wrong! 232 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,216 Is it? How do you think I got a smoke-show like Lainey? 233 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,479 No one knows. It's 'cause I was loud, 234 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,787 passionate, crazy possessive, and easily threatened. 235 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:48,223 But you're not with Lainey anymore. 236 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:50,965 'Cause the one time I was a supportive nice guy, like you, 237 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,488 she ditched me for L.A. 238 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,620 Dude, I never thought of it like that. 239 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,404 You got to help me not wind up like you 240 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:56,927 by acting exactly like you. 241 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,974 Let's go warm up by screaming at clouds that look like Evan. 242 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,236 Yeah! Ooh! 243 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:03,630 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was joining forces with Barry, 244 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,371 I had no choice but to break up with my mom. 245 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,896 There's my little love bug! 246 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,506 Who's ready for our adventure down the street 247 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,508 to faraway, ancient Morocco? 248 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,555 About that. We need to talk. 249 00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:18,688 Oh, no. That doesn't sound good. 250 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:21,082 Listen, we've had a lot of good times together. 251 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:22,562 Oh, my God, it's getting worse. 252 00:09:22,605 --> 00:09:24,215 Have I done something wrong? 253 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,261 It's not you. It's me. 254 00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:28,393 About our whole dinner thing... 255 00:09:28,437 --> 00:09:31,135 Maybe it's time we go our separate ways. 256 00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:33,660 Seriously? You're gonna do this to me on Valentine's Day? 257 00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,966 There's never a right time. 258 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,447 I just think it'd be healthy for us to see other people. 259 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,797 Like, specifically, my girlfriend and your husband. 260 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:43,017 Wow. 261 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,062 I just thought this would last forever, you know? 262 00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,803 I know it's hard for you to see right now, 263 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,152 but this is the best for both of us. 264 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:50,938 Well, I guess it's time to move on. 265 00:09:53,723 --> 00:09:55,769 Murray! It's you and me Friday night! 266 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:56,900 We're getting Moroccan! 267 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:58,249 What? 268 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,904 What have you done? 269 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,645 Have fun. You're gonna love sitting on the floor. 270 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,994 For the whole meal? 271 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,301 I can't even prop myself up against the wall? 272 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,956 Just you on the floor, sitting on a colorful, scratchy pillow. 273 00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,479 I-I can't do this! My body will give out! 274 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:11,959 Hey, it's outta my hands. 275 00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:13,830 But it's Valentine's Day! 276 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:16,441 She's gonna want to talk about love and feelings. 277 00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,008 That's not my thing! 278 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:19,706 Bring me back a handful of that wet potato stuff, big guy. 279 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,055 Beep, beep! 280 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,013 ADULT ADAM: Yep, that weekend, my Valentine's Day 281 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,146 was finally gonna be mom-free. 282 00:10:25,189 --> 00:10:26,364 Or so I thought. 283 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:28,062 There's my little love monkey. 284 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,498 Mom, we've discussed this. 285 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:31,674 I'm insanely too old for tuckies. 286 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,154 Oh, I'm not here for tuckies. 287 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,286 I'm here to see the man who felt so bad 288 00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,332 about bailing on our Moroccan feast 289 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:40,161 that he poured his heart out into a Valentine poem. 290 00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,292 Valen-what-now? 291 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,339 The boy felt so guilty, he wrote you a poem? 292 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:45,601 This, I got to hear. 293 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,734 Uh, hear what? 294 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,695 "Her heart, more precious than all of Earth's jewels. 295 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:58,527 "Her love, deeper than the ocean's darkest canyons. 296 00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:03,184 "Her embrace, a home I will live in forever. 297 00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:05,708 "And I call this safe place... 298 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,101 "Mama." 299 00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:08,668 Whoa. 300 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:11,061 Wow. 301 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:14,195 I have to take you to a Valentine's dinner now, 302 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,587 if it's okay with your father. 303 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,415 Oh-ho-ho, this is the kind of love 304 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,808 I don't want to get in the way of. 305 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,418 I love my Murray. 306 00:11:20,462 --> 00:11:23,030 Gnah! 307 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:26,511 Damn you and your shockingly beautiful prose! 308 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,601 When I get cornered, I come out fighting. 309 00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:31,255 Well, this isn't over, sir! 310 00:11:31,299 --> 00:11:32,866 Not by a long shot! 311 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,911 And with that, it was father versus son 312 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:38,306 in the battle to ditch Beverly Goldberg. 313 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:40,003 ADULT ADAM: Geoff was ready to harness jealousy, 314 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:41,962 and Barry was his teacher. 315 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:44,138 JTP, I've gathered you all here today 316 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,314 to ensure young Geoffrey doesn't get ditched 317 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,489 for a super-hot guitarist. 318 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,664 They shared a microphone! 319 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,579 Oh, that's bad. So intimate! 320 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,015 It's like Frenching under a waterfall! 321 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,322 Luckily, I'm here to shepherd Geoff 322 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:57,412 into the world of anger and unreasonable passion. 323 00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,935 First, we role-play. 324 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,981 Andy, you'll be Erica. Okay. 325 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,766 Um, actually, I'd like to play Erica. 326 00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,463 I'm more than just a guy who likes to be naked. 327 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,813 I have range, you know? 328 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,816 I'd like to also throw my hat in the ring for the role of Erica. 329 00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,209 I mean, feel how soft my hands are. 330 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:13,907 Fine! You can all be Erica. 331 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:15,125 Boom! Finally! 332 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:18,346 Let's do this! And I'm cool guitar guy Evan Dando. 333 00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:19,782 Hey. 334 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,480 Check out my cool hair and... Butt. 335 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,395 How 'bout I serenade you 336 00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:28,617 while your pushover boyfriend just watches? 337 00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,706 Geoff who? Aah! 338 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,013 You, sir, you go now! Begone with you! 339 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,928 The intensity is right. The words are weird. 340 00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:36,843 I want you to leave at your earliest convenience, 341 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,801 and I'm not joshing around, buckaroo! 342 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,543 More rage! Less like you traveled here from the past. 343 00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,197 Quick! Throw something! 344 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,981 Aah! Aah... Aah... 345 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,809 Aah! Aah! 346 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,638 Dude! Not cool! That's my mom's lamp! 347 00:12:49,681 --> 00:12:50,639 Oh, no! I'm so sorry! 348 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,641 Never apologize. I'm not sorry! 349 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:53,729 But you broke her lamp. 350 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,513 I feel terrible! Am I in trouble? 351 00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:56,645 Yes! 352 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,690 But you love trouble! I regret nothing! 353 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,997 Now go down there and win back my sister 354 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,172 by acting like her brother! 355 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,870 Aah! 356 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,523 We've done good work here, gentlemen. 357 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,135 ADULT ADAM: Barry's jealous lesson was complete. 358 00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:10,920 But my Valentine war with my dad was just beginning. 359 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,314 Murray, you keep on surprising me. 360 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,883 You got matchbooks from all our favorite restaurants 361 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,233 and framed them in a piece of loving art? 362 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,364 Framed what now? 363 00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:21,975 Wow, Dad! 364 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:23,672 I never knew you were capable 365 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,805 of such an ambitious romantic gesture. 366 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,894 In fact, it'd be wrong for me 367 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,417 to steal your special dinner. 368 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:33,290 He's right, Mur. We're back on! 369 00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:34,901 ADULT ADAM: After that Valentine's ambush, 370 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,641 it was my dad's turn to strike. 371 00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:39,731 Schmoopie, mother-son dance lessons? 372 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,777 Wait, what? 373 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,735 Oh, wow. 374 00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:46,216 Little Fred Astaire even rented a tuxedo for the occasion. 375 00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,437 Moonlight trail rides? 376 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,655 Murray, you didn't. 377 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:52,832 Seems like I did. 378 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:56,183 Got your cowboy boots from that trip to the dude ranch that you hated. 379 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:59,577 This is the best day of my life! 380 00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,232 You think this is over? 381 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:04,974 I got two words for you, whale watching. 382 00:14:05,018 --> 00:14:08,151 I see your whale watching and raise you a hot-air balloon ride. 383 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:10,327 Tandem bike ride in Martha's Vineyard. 384 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:12,634 Apple picking and making a pie. 385 00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,462 Antiquing in New England. 386 00:14:14,505 --> 00:14:15,724 Couples massage! 387 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,031 Shakespeare in the park! Swimming with dolphins! 388 00:14:18,074 --> 00:14:20,468 Rowboating at dusk! Pasta-making class! 389 00:14:20,511 --> 00:14:22,252 Italian opera! 390 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,516 Y'know, you two fighting over me has been so much fun, 391 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,041 I've lost track of who I'm going to dinner with. 392 00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:28,955 Still deciding. We'll letcha know. 393 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,088 Ohh... 394 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,049 ADULT ADAM: While my mom was raking in the love, 395 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:37,964 Geoff was about to unleash fury. 396 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,835 Yo, Dando. Oh, what's up, Geoff? 397 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,532 Oh, I'll tell you what's up. 398 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,144 It just so happens that I don't like your stupid, handsome face 399 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,972 or your super-talented guitar playing 400 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,843 or your amazingly luscious hair! 401 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,192 What the hell is happening right now? 402 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,019 Geoff, a word. 403 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:52,239 Love the energy, 404 00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,849 but your insults are coming off as compliments. 405 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,372 Good note. Here I go again. 406 00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,331 I'm a pretty intuitive person. 407 00:14:57,374 --> 00:14:59,115 I'm getting a vibe you got a problem with me. 408 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:01,335 Oh-ho-ho! Nothing gets past you 409 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:03,424 and your super chill way about you! 410 00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,165 And you're so nice! I hate you! 411 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:07,819 Okay, this got weird fast. 412 00:15:07,863 --> 00:15:09,560 Maybe I'm just not the right fit here. 413 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:11,084 No, it's fine. Couple of buddies 414 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:12,128 from high school are starting a band, 415 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,956 so I'm just gonna give that a shot. 416 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,002 Good! Take your optimistic attitude 417 00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,742 and your dumb-ass box of Lemonheads 418 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:18,918 and get the hell out of here! 419 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:20,963 Hey. Thanks, bro. 420 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,923 What the hell has gotten into you? 421 00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,446 I don't know, but do you like it? 422 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,577 Not even a little bit. 423 00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:28,449 Good. I hate it, too! 424 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,146 Barry got me all riled up and convinced me 425 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,061 you were gonna leave me for Evan 'cause I'm nice. 426 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:35,891 I'm a college dropout with a band that rehearses in her parents' basement. 427 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,198 The only consistently good thing in my life is you. 428 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,677 Oh, thank God. 429 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:42,028 And you! Stop messing with Geoff's head. 430 00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:43,246 You know it's all oatmeal up there. 431 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,335 Huh? I was just trying to help. 432 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:48,208 By convincing Geoff that I'm gonna leave him? How is that helpful? 433 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,384 'Cause it happened to me! 434 00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,038 Lainey broke my heart, 435 00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:55,693 and there was no one there to help or stop it or warn me. 436 00:15:55,737 --> 00:15:58,087 And the last thing I want is for my best friend 437 00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,393 to end up lonely and miserable like me. 438 00:16:01,351 --> 00:16:03,919 Don't just stand there! Go after him before he leaves forever! 439 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,616 He's my brother. He lives upstairs. 440 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,488 No, I mean Evan! 441 00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:10,099 I love him! 442 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:13,233 ADULT ADAM: With that, Erica realized how hard things had been for Barry. 443 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,975 As for my mom, everything was coming up roses. 444 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,933 Well, hello, Virginia Kremp. 445 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,587 How's V-Day treating ya? 446 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,460 Well, as we say in the flower game, business is blooming. 447 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,114 Shh. I'm in mid-brag. 448 00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:27,247 As you know, my guys have showered me 449 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:29,727 with expensive gifts and ticket experiences. 450 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,468 She's here, Charles! 451 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,470 Bring in the Valentine Explosion. 452 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:37,605 It's so big and deserved! 453 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:42,349 "Your devoted husband and keeper of your heart, Murray." 454 00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:44,481 Hmm, Murray. No, no, I think that's a mistake. 455 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,875 Um, Adam actually came in and ordered that for you. 456 00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:48,746 Um, you're very wrong. 457 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,618 Clearly, it's from my husband. 458 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,142 No, I took the order. It was your son, 459 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,101 the one who forces Chad to act in his weird videos. 460 00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:58,539 Then why does it say it's from my "devoted husband," Charles? 461 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:01,846 Why does it say "Murray" if Adam bought the flowers, Charles? 462 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,022 Why, Charles? 463 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,851 One theory is that they are 464 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,203 trying to dish you off on each other. 465 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:13,206 The other theory is I should keep my big, fat mouth closed. 466 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,294 Okay. I'm gonna go now. Bye. 467 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,167 Murray! Adam! We need to talk! 468 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,647 Damn right we do. 469 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,692 Look at what Dad gotcha! 470 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,348 It's a bear, and his shirt says, "I love you Bevy much!" 471 00:17:25,392 --> 00:17:26,915 That's nothin'! 472 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:30,136 Adam wants to take you on a wine-tasting trip to Martha's Vineyard! 473 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,789 Okay, cut the poop! 474 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,835 I know neither of you want to go to dinner with me. 475 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,489 Oh, boy. I'm sorry! 476 00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:37,360 I just wanted to be with Jackie. 477 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,667 Don't be mad at me. Well, I am mad. 478 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:42,539 But I'm more mad at your father, so I'll yell at him first. 479 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,280 I'll give you two the privacy you deserve. 480 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:47,327 Bevy, don't be angry. 481 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,720 You... You know I'm not good at feelings and stuff. 482 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,374 Oh, I get it. 483 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:54,464 I used to think you just weren't good at Valentine's Day. 484 00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:57,206 But turns out, you're amazing... 485 00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,426 If it's to get out of spending time with me. 486 00:17:59,469 --> 00:18:00,557 Just let me explain... 487 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:01,950 Save it. 488 00:18:01,993 --> 00:18:03,821 You got what you wanted. 489 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,475 Valentine's Day without me. 490 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,699 ADULT ADAM: My mom's Valentine's Day was a bust. 491 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,701 It was gonna take more than chocolates to make it right. 492 00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:16,312 Hey. Don't. 493 00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,966 Look, I know a few stupid chocolates 494 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:20,708 won't make up for what I did, but maybe this will. 495 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,318 I borrowed Adam's dumb camera, 496 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,538 and I made you a real Valentine's Day gift. 497 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,496 And I helped! 498 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,500 I was the cameraman, and a pretty darn good one, if I do say so myself. 499 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,547 I don't know if this is a good idea, 500 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:34,765 just sitting here and saying how I feel. 501 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:36,550 POPS: Bev's not here. 502 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:39,335 Just look in the lens and speak from the heart. 503 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,381 MURRAY: All right. Let's do this. 504 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:42,773 POPS: Now, where's that damn button? 505 00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:45,994 That was absolutely beautiful! Yeah? 506 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:47,952 Yeah. I-I don't know. I think I could do it better. 507 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,825 POPS: Three, two, one... 508 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,653 Sweet Lord, Murray. 509 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,612 I've never seen you cry like that. 510 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,310 MURRAY: I'm just getting in the groove. 511 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:58,398 I think I got another one. Let's do it. 512 00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,616 POPS: Okay. Go! 513 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,662 I don't know. That one kind of got away from me. 514 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,185 POPS: I don't know. I kinda liked it. 515 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,535 Damn it, Al! You filmed it backwards! 516 00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,668 I pushed the button like Adam does. 517 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,757 It was off when it was supposed to be on! 518 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,672 Why would a red light mean "On"? 519 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,805 Red is the international signal for "Stop"! 520 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,025 That's with cars, not with cameras! 521 00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,766 Oh, now you're a camera expert! 522 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:21,029 You don't need a tape. 523 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,683 Just tell me everything now. 524 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,337 Right now? 525 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,990 T-To your face? 526 00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,601 I-I can't do that! 527 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:28,950 Please? 528 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,604 Just tell her, Murray. 529 00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:31,822 Fine! 530 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,868 I love you! 531 00:19:33,911 --> 00:19:37,393 A-And I hate that I live in a constant panic, afraid to tell you that. 532 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:39,917 And I... I hate that I can't express 533 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:41,745 h-how much you mean to me! 534 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,445 You just did, Mur. 535 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,838 I-I just said that I love you. 536 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,322 I know. 537 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:54,671 ADULT ADAM: My dad was the kind of guy 538 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,761 who had a hard time saying "I love you" out loud. 539 00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:01,330 But when he finally did, it was all my mom needed to hear. 540 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,724 What do ya know. The Terminator's funny. 541 00:20:03,767 --> 00:20:06,205 They don't look the same, but it's clear they're family. 542 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:12,167 ♪ Walked along and on until they couldn't 543 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:15,388 ADULT ADAM: And, as for Barry, his Valentine's Day 544 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:17,520 would end up being a bit sweeter than he thought. 545 00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:19,957 What's going on? What does it look like? 546 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,916 You've got a date for Valentine's Day. 547 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,484 I appreciate it, but I just want to be alone. 548 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:26,268 But you're not. 549 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,617 You've got us. It's true. 550 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:28,357 We're here for you, man. 551 00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:31,360 Listen, we actually know a cool, new band 552 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:32,622 we thought you might want to see. 553 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,103 ♪ Stole a voice to tell her that he wouldn't 554 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,713 ♪ He kinda, shoulda ♪ 555 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,149 ADULT ADAM: Life is a funny thing. 556 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,673 My best friend's cousin, 557 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,327 who had the same rock dreams as my sister, 558 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,589 really ended up making it 559 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,982 in a band called The Lemonheads. 560 00:20:45,026 --> 00:20:47,594 And even though The Dropouts didn't get quite as big, 561 00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:50,684 it didn't matter, 'cause when you're surrounded by the people you love, 562 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,425 life is full of sweet music. 563 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:07,004 Aww, Jackie, thanks again for this awesome V-Day gift. 564 00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,137 Anytime you miss me, all you gotta do is hit "Play." 565 00:21:10,312 --> 00:21:11,748 COACH NICK'S VOICE: Hey, Goldfarb! 566 00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,533 Since you don't listen to me in gym class, 567 00:21:13,576 --> 00:21:15,317 maybe you'll listen to your furry friend. 568 00:21:15,361 --> 00:21:18,712 Balls! Giant Coach Mellor must've grabbed Teddy when I wasn't looking. 569 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:21,018 This isn't the school fromFame, 570 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,890 so put down your lightsaber and focus on 571 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,544 what's real important, sports! 572 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,546 Good form.