1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:05,657 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before we had the Internet 2 00:00:05,701 --> 00:00:07,398 to diagnose all of our illnesses, we had my mom. 3 00:00:07,442 --> 00:00:08,660 That's right. Before there was WebMD, 4 00:00:08,704 --> 00:00:10,880 we had BevMD. 5 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:12,099 My neck is killing me. 6 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,665 I must've slept on it funny. 7 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,233 What's that? Neck pain? Can you look down?Yeah, I guess. 8 00:00:16,277 --> 00:00:17,843 You guess? [SCOFFS] 9 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:19,889 We're going to the doctor. It's definitely meningitis. 10 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,456 It's not meningitis! 11 00:00:21,499 --> 00:00:23,327 You know who else didn't think they had meningitis? 12 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,068 Your cousin Gerald. 13 00:00:25,112 --> 00:00:26,243 Then it ate through his spine, 14 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,202 and now he's just a human jellyfish 15 00:00:28,245 --> 00:00:29,768 they have to carry around in a bucket! 16 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,770 Walk away from me. Let me see how you walk. 17 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:34,034 Your gait's uneven. We're going to the doctor! 18 00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:36,688 ADULT ADAM: And while my mother overreacted to everything, 19 00:00:36,732 --> 00:00:38,125 my dad didn't react at all. 20 00:00:38,168 --> 00:00:39,300 Dad? 21 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,650 I fell off the tree trying to get my boomerang, 22 00:00:41,693 --> 00:00:42,912 and this happened. 23 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,218 Just don't pick at it. You'll be fine. 24 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,002 Yes! I'm going back out! 25 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,525 Oh! Ow! 26 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,266 ADULT ADAM: But the worst was when you'd get caught 27 00:00:49,310 --> 00:00:51,225 between their medical philosophies. 28 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,574 Dad, does this look normal? 29 00:00:52,617 --> 00:00:55,229 Considering you're a greasy, oily teen with a zit? Yes. 30 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:57,666 No! That is a spider bite. 31 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,451 My nail girl Janae's middle son thought he had a zit, 32 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:02,540 but it was actually a black widow injection point. 33 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,715 Next thing he knew, 34 00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:07,197 about 100 newborn spiders emerged from his fleshy cheek. 35 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,504 I don't like the spider eggs in my face, Mama! 36 00:01:09,547 --> 00:01:11,506 Murray, start the car. We're going to the E.R. 37 00:01:11,549 --> 00:01:13,160 Yeah, it's a zit. I'm not doing that. 38 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:14,596 Mama's got you, baby! 39 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:16,032 [PANTING] 40 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,729 [STAMMERS] I don't want the spiders! 41 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:20,297 ♪ I'm twisted up inside 42 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:23,561 ♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say 43 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,826 ♪ I don't know the future 44 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:31,003 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 45 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:32,962 ADULT ADAM: It was April 3rd, 1980-something, 46 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,790 and my sister's stalled music career 47 00:01:34,833 --> 00:01:35,965 was about to get a boost. 48 00:01:36,008 --> 00:01:37,619 Guys, I have insane news! 49 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:39,621 We just got the gig of a lifetime. 50 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:41,840 We're playing The Philadelphia freakin' Spectrum! 51 00:01:41,884 --> 00:01:43,233 The Spectrum? 52 00:01:43,277 --> 00:01:44,626 The Flyers Wives have this charity 53 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:45,975 where they throw a whole carnival. 54 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,324 And we got picked 55 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,761 to be the local band to perform live on stage. 56 00:01:49,805 --> 00:01:50,849 How did this even happen? 57 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:52,199 Word of mouth, obviously. 58 00:01:52,242 --> 00:01:53,852 For sure. Also, I submitted a demo. 59 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,245 Oh, my God, Geoff. 60 00:01:55,289 --> 00:01:56,942 You are seriously the most amazing 61 00:01:56,986 --> 00:01:58,944 boyfriend/band manager ever. 62 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,642 Me, manager? Really? 63 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,644 You got us our big break, Geoff. You've totally earned it. 64 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,211 Sweet! If there's one thing I know, 65 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:05,951 managing my hot-tempered girlfriend's band 66 00:02:05,995 --> 00:02:07,214 could only end well. 67 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,738 Problem. This letter's for you and Lainey. 68 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,870 Yeah, I submitted their demo six months ago. 69 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:15,004 So now they're only getting two-thirds of the band they want? 70 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,745 You suck, and you're fired! 71 00:02:16,788 --> 00:02:18,399 Oh, no! This didn't end well at all! 72 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:19,661 We are so boned! 73 00:02:19,704 --> 00:02:22,011 There's no way they'll ever want us to perform now. 74 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,057 Like, why not? We still totally rock it hard without Lainey. 75 00:02:25,101 --> 00:02:27,147 It's true. The Dropouts still got the goods. 76 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,626 I demand you go for it! 77 00:02:28,670 --> 00:02:31,890 Damn it. Our old but re-hired band manager is right. 78 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,893 Our rocket ride to superstardom begins now. 79 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:38,506 You know, I've been dabbling a bit in documentary filmmaking. 80 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:40,551 Maybe I can make a rockumentary about you guys, 81 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:41,683 like U2's Rattle and Hum. 82 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,032 No way, nerd. 83 00:02:43,075 --> 00:02:44,468 Oh, wait. Sorry. Force of habit. 84 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:45,774 Yes. For real? 85 00:02:45,817 --> 00:02:47,645 Our fans will for sure want to know how it all started. 86 00:02:47,689 --> 00:02:49,821 Sweet! You get to perform for carnies 87 00:02:49,865 --> 00:02:50,953 and the Flyers' romantic partners, 88 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,128 and I get to film it. 89 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,261 I heard "Flyers" and "carnies." 90 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:56,045 I must be a part of whatever this is. 91 00:02:56,088 --> 00:02:57,568 They got a real gig playing The Spectrum. 92 00:02:57,612 --> 00:03:00,310 No, it's none of his business. Just butt out, dude. 93 00:03:00,354 --> 00:03:03,139 Come on! We both know you need my fresh rhymes. 94 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,489 Your garbage rap has no place in a rock band. 95 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,926 So what about when Aerosmith combined their rock 96 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,364 with the sick rap stylings of Run-DMC? 97 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:12,192 Doesn't matter! You're not even in the band. 98 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:13,454 Oh, I'm in the band! 99 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,282 No, you're not. I'm in the band. 100 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,935 No, you're not! Stop saying it! 101 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,241 Saying what? You're in the band. 102 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,461 She said it! Adam's got it on tape! 103 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,376 It's official! I'm in the band. 104 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:25,117 ADULT ADAM: And so Barry decided to butt into Erica's life. 105 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:28,164 Meanwhile, my Dad was facing the decision of a lifetime. 106 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,861 What form you like your pretzels in, Mur? 107 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,036 Rods or twists? 108 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,516 Really? 109 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,388 It's gotten to the point where you're so lazy, 110 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,824 even Bill has to get your snacks? 111 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,129 Hey, there's nothing lazy 112 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,480 about my robust gentleman best friend here. 113 00:03:39,523 --> 00:03:41,743 Thank you, Bill! He just hasn't been able 114 00:03:41,786 --> 00:03:43,266 to use his left arm for three weeks 115 00:03:43,310 --> 00:03:45,399 because of a searing, fire-like shoulder pain. 116 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:46,487 Thank you, Bill! 117 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,445 You what? Why haven't you said anything? 118 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:51,274 I just tweaked my shoulder reaching for the remote wrong. 119 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:52,797 Don't make a big deal out of it. 120 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,973 You can't move your arm. How is that not a big deal? 121 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,061 It's just a tweak! 122 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:57,628 Or advanced leprosy. 123 00:03:57,672 --> 00:03:59,456 Oh, no! That's the worst kind! 124 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,762 Don't listen to her, Bill. 125 00:04:00,805 --> 00:04:02,198 You know who else didn't listen? 126 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,721 Myrna Silvman's nephew. 127 00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:06,289 And the boy had to move to a Hawaiian island 128 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:08,378 where there are no direct flights. 129 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:10,859 In the end, he was just an ear and a foot. 130 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:13,209 Sweet Lord! I don't want a friend who's just human odds and ends. 131 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,645 Go to a doctor! 132 00:04:14,689 --> 00:04:16,908 I'm not going to a doctor! They're scam artists! 133 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:19,694 Yeah. Looks like you just tweaked your shoulder. 134 00:04:19,737 --> 00:04:22,262 Damn it! There goes another 100 bucks plus parking. 135 00:04:22,305 --> 00:04:23,741 Why don't I set you up with a sling? 136 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,352 Ugh. Here comes the upsell. 137 00:04:25,395 --> 00:04:27,876 I'm just so glad you don't have to move to a leper colony 138 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:30,182 and turn into an eyeball and a couple of knuckles. 139 00:04:30,226 --> 00:04:31,749 How long have you had this mole? 140 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:33,925 There a problem? No, it's just a bit abnormal. 141 00:04:33,969 --> 00:04:35,797 It's probably nothing, 142 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,451 but I'd like to do a biopsy, just to be safe. 143 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,888 Ah, the "just-to-be-safe biopsy." 144 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:41,368 Again with the upsell. 145 00:04:41,411 --> 00:04:43,587 Your insurance covers it. 146 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,981 Head two doors down. It's not gonna cost you anything. 147 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:47,678 Hoo-hoo! You hear that, Bevy? 148 00:04:47,722 --> 00:04:50,202 This clown's giving away free biopsies. 149 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,508 Quickly, show him your blotches. 150 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:53,118 Murray, this is serious. 151 00:04:53,162 --> 00:04:55,512 I'm fine. Don't spin out. 152 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,950 Doctor, quick question. 153 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:00,909 Will he live? Yup. 154 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,911 Don't sugarcoat it. 155 00:05:02,954 --> 00:05:04,173 Will he live? 156 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:05,392 Yup. 157 00:05:05,435 --> 00:05:06,784 Have you no bedside manner? 158 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:07,655 Will he live? 159 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:09,961 Yup. 160 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:12,573 ADULT ADAM: As my paranoid mom spun out, 161 00:05:12,616 --> 00:05:14,836 I was busy spinning documentary gold. 162 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:16,403 One, two, three, four! 163 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,969 ♪ Girls, rise up 164 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:20,058 BOTH: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! 165 00:05:20,102 --> 00:05:21,190 ♪ Girls, rise up 166 00:05:21,233 --> 00:05:23,888 ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! 167 00:05:23,932 --> 00:05:25,629 ♪ Girls rise up... ♪ [RAPPING] ♪ Yo, whassup, girl? 168 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:27,152 ♪ Get in my Jacuzzi 169 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,720 ♪ I invited you in 'cause you look like a floozy 170 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:31,156 That's inappropriate! 171 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,855 ♪ My name is Big Tasty, and you just won the lotto 172 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,770 ♪ So take off your clothes and come into my grotto ♪ 173 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,293 Okay, stop right now! 174 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,425 What the hell are you doing? 175 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:39,991 Oh, just riffing on your girl-power theme 176 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,079 with a laser-hot verse. 177 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,733 I'm gonna kill your face! 178 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:43,952 Come on, Erica! 179 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:45,954 Just let me rock The Spectrum with you. 180 00:05:45,997 --> 00:05:47,303 This is my dream. 181 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:49,610 Oh, my God. You have so many stupid dreams. 182 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:50,785 Why take mine? 183 00:05:50,828 --> 00:05:53,483 But this one encompasses all of them. 184 00:05:53,527 --> 00:05:56,312 First, I wow the crowd with my lyrical gymnastics, 185 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,749 thus getting signed to a major record label. 186 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:01,012 That's crazy. Second, I drop the mic, 187 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:02,797 pick up a hockey stick. 188 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,799 The Flyers Wives see my hockey skills 189 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,844 and immediately sign me to their husbands' team. 190 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,019 That's even crazier. 191 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,673 Third, I drop the hockey stick, 192 00:06:09,717 --> 00:06:11,545 pick up a stethoscope, 193 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:13,329 save the charity by curing cancer 194 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,852 right there on the ice! 195 00:06:14,896 --> 00:06:16,376 You will not ruin my legitimate dream 196 00:06:16,419 --> 00:06:18,029 with your three ridiculous ones. 197 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:19,596 You're not in the band! 198 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,032 [GRUNTING] [SCREAMING] 199 00:06:21,076 --> 00:06:22,904 Hey! ERICA: I'm so sick of you! 200 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:23,905 GEOFF: Oh, no! Okay. 201 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:25,254 Ow! My ass! 202 00:06:25,297 --> 00:06:26,429 GEOFF: His ass! 203 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,126 Initial thoughts? 204 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:30,912 Well, I... I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, 'cause I love you, 205 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,827 but this movie's complete hazarai. 206 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,045 What's that mean? 207 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:36,004 Yiddish for "a flaming pile of [BLEEP]." 208 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,745 [SCOFFS] I know! 209 00:06:37,788 --> 00:06:39,486 Erica's band didn't even get through one song. 210 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,357 If anything, it's hilarious. 211 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,315 They're like big-haired bozos 212 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:45,143 who don't even know what words mean. 213 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:47,015 Wait! That's it! 214 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:49,278 This whole time, I thought I was making a serious concert film, 215 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:51,149 but really, this is This is Spinal Tap! 216 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,412 What is "Spinal Tap"? 217 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,066 This is This is Spinal Tap! 218 00:06:55,110 --> 00:06:59,027 Okay, I know I ask this a lot, but I mean it this time. 219 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,245 What's happening? 220 00:07:01,595 --> 00:07:03,510 It's a mockumentary about a fictional band. 221 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,294 It's one of my favorite comedies of all time. 222 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,035 Look, here's a sketch from TV. 223 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,645 You've got Nigel Tufnel, 224 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:09,951 David St. Hubbins, 225 00:07:09,994 --> 00:07:11,518 Derek Smalls. 226 00:07:11,561 --> 00:07:14,085 They're such British morons that their amps go to 11 227 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:16,131 and they can never find their way to stage. 228 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:18,612 Wait. Y... You want to make fun of Erica? 229 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:20,831 But your whole movie's supposed to be 230 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,964 about her rocket ride to fame. 231 00:07:23,007 --> 00:07:25,270 Does it really matter whose rocket ride to fame it is, 232 00:07:25,314 --> 00:07:27,751 as long as someone gets on the rocket? Mainly me? 233 00:07:27,795 --> 00:07:29,318 You're very passionate, 234 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:31,059 so I'll just say, "Go get 'em!" 235 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,582 Pops is on board! 236 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,279 Thanks for always being there for me! 237 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:36,499 I really don't need to come over so much. 238 00:07:36,543 --> 00:07:38,240 ADULT ADAM: While I secretly turned my rockumentary 239 00:07:38,283 --> 00:07:39,850 into a mockumentary... 240 00:07:39,894 --> 00:07:41,417 [DOORBELL RINGS] ...my mom had spilled the secret 241 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,940 about my dad's suspicious mole. 242 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,681 What? Hi, Murray. 243 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:47,118 It's just... so good to see you up and about. 244 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,772 Uh-huh. Thought you might like 245 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:50,513 a nice homemade baked ziti tonight. 246 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:51,601 Okay. 247 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,386 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 248 00:07:54,735 --> 00:07:56,171 What? 249 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,955 We just want to say that we're here for you. 250 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:58,913 Okay. 251 00:07:59,957 --> 00:08:00,784 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 252 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:02,307 What? 253 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:04,309 You are not alone, Murray Goldberg. 254 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,397 Okay. 255 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:07,399 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 256 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,227 What? 257 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,577 We know about that suspicious mole! 258 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,883 Bevy! What is it? What can I do? 259 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:14,581 They know! They're giving me free stuff! 260 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,931 I told you dumb cows not to say anything. 261 00:08:16,974 --> 00:08:18,715 And thank you all for the thoughtful dish. 262 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,631 I told you it's not a big deal. 263 00:08:21,675 --> 00:08:24,155 But then you go and blab it to your mob of yentas? 264 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,505 I had to, Murray. 265 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,376 This way, they'll lay awake all night 266 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,465 full of panic and misery, just like me. 267 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,336 It's the whole point of friendship. 268 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,208 Fine, as long as you didn't tell anybody else. 269 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:34,078 No one. I promise. 270 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:35,340 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 271 00:08:36,733 --> 00:08:38,822 There's my angel on Earth. 272 00:08:38,866 --> 00:08:40,563 I might've mentioned it to one other person. 273 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,739 Don't you worry, pal. 274 00:08:42,783 --> 00:08:45,350 I'll marry Bev and raise your kids as my own. 275 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,225 ADULT ADAM: After realizing my sister's band was ridiculous, 276 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,922 I became Marty DiBergi 277 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,837 and would direct my own version ofSpinal Tap. 278 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,536 So, this is where the magic happens, huh? 279 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,147 Oh, yeah. I find inspiration everywhere. 280 00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,715 This week, I'm really inspired by women being empowered. 281 00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,195 I mean, take someone like Gloria Tubman. 282 00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:06,371 She discovered the Underground Railroad 283 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,330 and was the first lady to vote. 284 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:10,245 She's my muse, which is why we dedicated 285 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,855 our first cassingle to her memory. 286 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:14,075 It's called Don't be Jealous Cuz I'm Hot. 287 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,903 ADAM: So, how long have you been drumming for? 288 00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:18,209 Actually, I'm pretty new to the drums. 289 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:19,907 But when I started, 290 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,257 it was like I'd been drumming my whole life 291 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,346 in here. 292 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,869 Ba-boom. 293 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,175 Ba-boom. 294 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:30,874 Ba-boom, boom, boom-boom, boom... boom. 295 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,398 I have an irregular heartbeat. 296 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:35,705 Welcome to my musical lair. 297 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,014 Got my many trophies over here. 298 00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,189 [CLICKS TONGUE] 299 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:43,713 Check it! Personal kara-te dojo. 300 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,236 All my sweat gear. 301 00:09:45,280 --> 00:09:48,065 Wristbands, headbands, towels... 302 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,197 Soaks it all up. 303 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:51,460 This is my home studio. 304 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:54,028 I got a list of words that rhyme with other words. 305 00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:57,684 Cat, bat, hat, mat, rat... 306 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,989 Dude, why do you keep filming him? 307 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,251 He's not even in the band! 308 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,601 Yeah, I'm in the band! 309 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,298 You're not in the band! 310 00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:04,691 You're not in the band! 311 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,909 Get out of here! 312 00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:07,041 You suck! 313 00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,871 I'm in the band. 314 00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,394 ADAM: So, how'd you guys get your name? 315 00:10:12,437 --> 00:10:15,005 Our band name? Oh, man, that's a crazy story. 316 00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,007 See, we're called The Dropouts because 317 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,140 we dropped out of college. 318 00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:20,794 When you hear it out loud, 319 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,665 it's not really crazy or a story. 320 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,668 I'm their manager. Rock 'n' roll! 321 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,844 Danish butter cookie? 322 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,933 [GASPS] But that's your special tin. 323 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,543 It's the least I can do. 324 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:35,025 I mean, this year's been so hard. 325 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,505 [VOICE BREAKING] No one in this family has taken me seriously 326 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,594 except for you. 327 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,770 I don't know where I would be without your support. 328 00:10:40,814 --> 00:10:43,468 I mean, you're making a whole movie just for me. 329 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,863 Ohh, wow! 330 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,822 Ch... Ch... Chad, maybe you should cut? 331 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:50,911 No, no, no, no, I want this all on tape. 332 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:54,915 I love you, little buddy. 333 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,394 [CRYING] I'm sorry. I need a sec. 334 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,918 ADAM: Oh, balls! 335 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,833 Okay, this is no longer Spinal Tap. 336 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,836 We are back to being a serious rockumentary. Understand? 337 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:05,055 This is no longer funny in any way. 338 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,317 Oh, ge... 339 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,233 [SIGHS] 340 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,975 I just made 1,000 concert T-shirts to sell at our gig. 341 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:13,194 Check it. 342 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:14,412 Who's Big Testy? 343 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:15,936 [GASPS] 344 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:17,328 Oh, no. 345 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,766 It implies I have oversized private parts! 346 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,071 [GASPS] Oh, wait. 347 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,290 Nice! 348 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,900 [CHUCKLES] 349 00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,250 Not a comedy. Serious stuff. 350 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,948 ADULT ADAM: While I was bailing on my mockumentary, 351 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:30,559 my dad was cheering himself up with a day in the sun. 352 00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:32,517 Going to the Phillies game. See you later. 353 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:34,432 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 354 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:37,087 You want to bake in the stands in an open baseball stadium 355 00:11:37,131 --> 00:11:39,481 like a Wawa hot dog for hours on end? 356 00:11:39,524 --> 00:11:40,874 You mean live my life? Yeah. 357 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,440 Bevy, let the man have a little fun 358 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,138 before he lays down his burden 359 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,357 [VOICE BREAKING] and crosses beyond the veil. 360 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,577 Bill, no one knows what you're saying. Go wait in the car. 361 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,144 It's fine. Go see the Phillies. 362 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,799 All I ask is you take a few tiny precautions 363 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,365 to protect yourself from the sun. 364 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845 [GROANS] Let's get this over with. 365 00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,195 Is that you, Mur? 366 00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:01,938 It is him, underneath three layers of SPF-500 sunblock, 367 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,679 opera-length ski gloves, 368 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,116 my gardening hat, zinc for the nose, 369 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,335 fetching neckerchief, 370 00:12:07,378 --> 00:12:08,945 and BluBlocker sunglasses. 371 00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,514 In case it's not clear, I'm not going to the game. 372 00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,994 Don't worry, buddy. 373 00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:16,344 Just a regular-season game. Not gonna miss a thing. 374 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,086 Phillies great Mike Schmidt stunned the baseball world today 375 00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,914 with his surprise retirement announcement 376 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,437 before tonight's game. 377 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,569 18 years ago, I left Dayton, Ohio, 378 00:12:24,613 --> 00:12:27,877 [VOICE BREAKING] with a dream to become a major-league baseball player. 379 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,662 [CRYING] I thank God that dream came true. 380 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:33,100 You made me miss Mike Schmidt's last game. 381 00:12:33,143 --> 00:12:34,492 Was he good? 382 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,060 Only the greatest Phillie of all time! 383 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,453 Well, maybe he'll change his mind 384 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:39,715 and play more baseball games. 385 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,151 Leave me be. Got it. 386 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,458 ADULT ADAM: My dad wouldnever get over missing that game. 387 00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,981 Meanwhile, The Dropouts had arrived 388 00:12:45,025 --> 00:12:46,766 at the city's biggest charity event. 389 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,071 Okay, guys, we're rolling. 390 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,204 All right, time to finish this very legitimate, 391 00:12:50,247 --> 00:12:51,379 non-ironic documentary. 392 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,033 Everyone feeling okay? 393 00:12:53,076 --> 00:12:54,730 Not at all. There's so many people down there. 394 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,298 Dude, you're our manager! Your job is to calm us down! 395 00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,735 I want to, but did you see the crowd? 396 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,737 If you're not super nervous, you really should be. 397 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,608 This is, like, a total nightmare. 398 00:13:03,652 --> 00:13:06,611 They even got hockey legend Bobby Clarke in the dunk tank! 399 00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,265 I'm so glad I'm not in this band 400 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,745 and don't have to sing for him. 401 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,051 What do you mean you're not in the band? 402 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:12,879 You made it very clear that you were! 403 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,663 I never once said that! All right? 404 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,099 Tell 'em, manager Geoff! 405 00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,884 I can't! It's too much! I quit! 406 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:20,060 Oh, no! We just lost our manager! 407 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,670 He's, like, the backbone of this whole operation! 408 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,542 Okay! Everyone, calm down! 409 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,632 Erica, you said me supporting you means everything, right? 410 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:29,069 So hear me now. 411 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,897 You were born to do this! 412 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,289 What about me? 413 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,813 You were born, too. 414 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,075 [GASPS] Was I born? 415 00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,120 Yes, everyone here was born! 416 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:39,688 Okay, just go out there and sing your heart out 417 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:41,516 so I can get some awesome footage 418 00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,562 for my very real, non-comedic documentary. 419 00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,477 [CHUCKLES] Adam's right. 420 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,479 We got this, guys! Rock 'n' roll! 421 00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,046 Rock 'n' roll, baby! 422 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:51,656 Also, I'm back in the band! 423 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:53,789 Whoo! Rock 'n' roll, baby! 424 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,138 Whoo! [LAUGHS] 425 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:56,444 ERICA AND VALLEY ERICA: Yeah! 426 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,794 Rock 'n' roll, baby! 427 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,274 Rock 'n' roll! Let's go! 428 00:14:00,317 --> 00:14:01,449 Rock 'n' roll! 429 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,798 [DOOR RATTLES] Oh. [CHUCKLES] 430 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,756 Oh. Must be the, uh, other way. 431 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:05,975 Rock 'n' roll this way! 432 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,324 Rock 'n' roll! Yeah! 433 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,412 [WHOOPING] Rock 'n' roll! 434 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,632 Ow! 435 00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:13,069 Rock 'n' roll, baby. ERICA: Rock 'n' roll! [CLAPPING] Whoo! 436 00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:14,244 VALLEY ERICA: Rock 'n' roll! 437 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,898 All right. ERICA: Whoo-hoo! 438 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,813 Hey. Uh, we're looking for the stage. 439 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,076 Oh, you go down that way, 440 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,731 turn left, then left, and go straight up the ramp. 441 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,601 There's your stage. All right. 442 00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:24,994 Rock n' roll! 443 00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,256 BARRY: Rock n' roll. ERICA: Rock n' roll. 444 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,388 VALLEY ERICA: Whoo! 445 00:14:27,431 --> 00:14:28,650 BARRY: Yeah. One more lap. 446 00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,304 Whoo! Rock n' roll! 447 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,132 [CHUCKLES] Rock n' roll! 448 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:34,177 Damn it! 449 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,005 What the... 450 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,051 How the hell you all end up back here again? 451 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:41,315 Oh, my God! You guys really are Spinal Tap!What? 452 00:14:41,358 --> 00:14:43,099 I'm literally doing everything I can 453 00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,362 to not make this documentary a complete farce, 454 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,408 but it's impossible to make you look good! 455 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975 Wait. That's what you've been doing? 456 00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:50,802 Making me look like some kind of joke? 457 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,718 Honestly, I didn't have to do much. 458 00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:56,069 So much for being the one person left who believes in me. 459 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,201 [SIGHS] BARRY: [SHOUTING] Hey! 460 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,204 I found another place that's not the stage! 461 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,903 Now please help me down! I'm so scared! 462 00:15:05,252 --> 00:15:06,688 Hey. 463 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:08,472 I know you're mad, 464 00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:10,910 but I got you a little something that I know will cheer you up. 465 00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:12,085 [CHUCKLES] 466 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:14,652 I went to Carvel, and I ordered a... 467 00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:15,784 Schmitty-Puss! 468 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,351 A what-a-puss? Schmitty-Puss. 469 00:15:17,394 --> 00:15:19,179 It's a Cookie-Puss ice cream cake 470 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,182 with a butterscotch mustache made special just for you! 471 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,186 You didn't have to do that. 472 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:28,101 I already moved on from the whole Mike Schmidt thing. 473 00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,319 Really? Yeah. 474 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,626 I went back to Dr. Emry this morning.Without me? 475 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,193 He said it's all good. 476 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,934 After all that, I'm fine. 477 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,892 [SIGHS] Oh, poop. I am so relieved! 478 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,415 You have no idea. 479 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,677 What are we waiting for, Mur? 480 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,505 Let's go get our Schmitty-Puss. 481 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:44,421 I can taste Mike's butterscotch mustache right now. 482 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:45,770 [SNIFFS] 483 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,209 Wow, your neck is thirsty. 484 00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:52,081 It's really sopping up all this sunscreen. 485 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,040 Yeah, spread it around good, like peanut butter. 486 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,171 What the hell's going on? 487 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,347 What? Just doing what you wanted. Sunscreening up. 488 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,436 Carvel is down the street. 489 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,048 He doesn't need that much goop to go a couple of blocks. 490 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,049 All right, go ahead and pop that shirt off. 491 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,615 Don't want those rays to get through. 492 00:16:04,659 --> 00:16:06,182 No! Don't pop anything off. 493 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,358 What the hell is happening?Nothing. 494 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,447 Did you talk to the doctor? What did he say? 495 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:13,581 Well, the general gist is he's got a bad mole, 496 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,105 so Mur's gotta go back and have more melon balled out. 497 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,064 Wait. You took him to the doctor instead of me? 498 00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:20,980 I'm his rock. No, I'm his rock. 499 00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,633 Enough! You are unbelievable. 500 00:16:22,677 --> 00:16:25,201 Your suspicious mole turns out to be more than suspicious, 501 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,855 and you weren't even gonna tell me! 502 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,900 I just didn't want you to go crazy, like you always do. 503 00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,946 What's crazy about loving my family 504 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,513 and wanting them to be healthy? 505 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,645 You made Adam think he had a spider's nest in his face. 506 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,605 You told Erica that she had coal miner's lung. 507 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,824 And you convinced Barry that he had salmonella! 508 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:41,435 He did have salmonella! 509 00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:43,741 He ate a raw goose egg that he found in the park. 510 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,700 Fine! Barry's a moron! 511 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,094 But the last thing I need right now is you spinning out. 512 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,225 Of course I'm spinning out. 513 00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,488 You're my husband! I want to help you! 514 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,663 You can't. 515 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,752 Look, I haven't taken good care of myself. 516 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,537 But I gotta deal with this on my own. 517 00:16:56,580 --> 00:16:59,366 Because you, all you do is make it worse. 518 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,288 ADAM: My mom realized that she had to stop stressing about my dad's health, 519 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,377 so she took a more laid-back approach. 520 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:13,293 Hey, hey! What's the word, papa bird? 521 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:16,078 What is this? It's just me. Easy-breezy Beverleezy. 522 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,993 What are you talking about?Oops. I almost forgot. 523 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,995 Doctor E gave us a ring rang, 524 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,736 little jingle jangle on the Ma Bell. 525 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:22,780 What? What are these words? 526 00:17:22,824 --> 00:17:24,347 Doc said you're all set 527 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,957 for your little snip and stitch manana. 528 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,698 Not that I'm stressin'. Ya feel me? 529 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,439 Actually not, but it doesn't matter. 530 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,441 It's just outpatient. Bill will take me home. 531 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,922 Makes no diff to me. Cab it, thumb it. 532 00:17:33,965 --> 00:17:35,793 Heck, grab Big Tasty's skateboard 533 00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:37,360 and shred all the way home, brah. 534 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,927 Did you say "brah"? 535 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,189 Did you get hit in the head? What's wrong with you? 536 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,756 [LAUGHING] Nothing! 537 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,801 Frankie says "Relax"! 538 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,064 Where's the beef? 539 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,891 I ain't afraid of no ghost. 540 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,458 Oy vey,Murray! 541 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,461 Beverly's loudmouth yentas just told me about 542 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,723 [WHISPERING] the mole. 543 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,812 You're harshin' everyone's vibe, Daddy-o. 544 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:57,380 The only mole we talk about in this house is guaca-mole. 545 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,122 Why is she speaking in jive and Spanish? 546 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,037 I told her that she makes us crazy 547 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,299 with her constant worrying. 548 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,432 That, you do. Okay, fine! 549 00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:07,782 I love this family so much, I worry myself sick. 550 00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,088 That, she does. 551 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:11,394 But there's one thing I'm even better at than worrying 552 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:12,743 when it comes to my family, 553 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:14,310 and that's kicking ass. 554 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,398 That, you do. 555 00:18:15,442 --> 00:18:17,139 So I'm not gonna worry about this anymore, 556 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,662 and neither are you, 557 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,709 because I refuse to let anything bad happen to you. 558 00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:23,232 Understand? 559 00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:25,365 But if I'm gonna change, then so will you. 560 00:18:25,408 --> 00:18:27,106 No more ignoring doctors 561 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,803 and not taking care of yourself. 562 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,935 You're gonna eat right, wear sunscreen... 563 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:34,504 And take a damn walk with me once in a while. 564 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:35,244 Got it? 565 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,945 That is why you're my rock. 566 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:42,643 I always will be. 567 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:45,559 ADAM: Turns out my dad was just as scared as my mom. 568 00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:48,214 But with her help, he was ready to face anything. 569 00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,607 As for Erica, she was ready to bail. 570 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,869 Here. It's a map to the stage. 571 00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:53,001 You're gonna need it. 572 00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,785 We all agree you got this. 573 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,004 Go away. 574 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,180 I'm not going out there. 575 00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,790 You were right. We're a joke. 576 00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:00,878 It's my fault. 577 00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:02,402 You only think that 'cause of my mean video. 578 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:03,968 It's no one's fault. 579 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,232 'Cause this whole music dream of mine, 580 00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,363 it's just not happening. 581 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,756 Well, you may not believe in yourself, 582 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,192 but you were right. 583 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,672 I really do believe in you. 584 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:14,153 And I know you can rock the hell out of that crowd. 585 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,764 Truth is, you don't even need my sick rhymes. 586 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:17,982 You'll do great on your own. 587 00:19:18,026 --> 00:19:19,636 Although... 588 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,812 I would do a lot better if you were out there with me. 589 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:25,555 Even Aerosmith needs a little Run-DMC every once in a while. 590 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,383 So what do you say we forget about my stupid song 591 00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:28,950 and do a real one? 592 00:19:28,993 --> 00:19:30,560 Normally, documentary filmmakers 593 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,214 aren't supposed to get involved with their subjects, 594 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,346 but screw it! 595 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,130 ADAM: And so Erica and Barry 596 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,001 got a taste of their musical dreams 597 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,091 by joining forces to show everyone in The Spectrum 598 00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:41,876 how to "Walk This Way." 599 00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:44,052 [ WALK THIS WAYPLAYING] 600 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,059 [RAPPING] 601 00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,496 ♪ Ahh, she starts swingin' with the boys in tune ♪ 602 00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,498 ♪ And her feet fly up in the air ♪ 603 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,021 ♪ Singin' "Hey, diddle-diddle, 604 00:19:57,065 --> 00:19:58,458 "with the kitty in the middle" ♪ 605 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:00,590 ♪ And they swingin' like it just don't care ♪ 606 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:01,809 ♪ So I took a big ♪ ALL: ♪ Chance ♪ 607 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:02,679 ♪ At the high school ALL: ♪ Dance ♪ 608 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,812 ♪ With a lady who was ready to play ♪ 609 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,379 ♪ It wasn't me she was foolin' ♪ 610 00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:07,554 ♪ 'Cause she knew what she was doin' ♪ 611 00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:08,729 ♪ When she told me how to walk this way ♪ 612 00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:09,904 ♪ She told me to ♪ 613 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:11,949 ♪ Walk this way ♪ 614 00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:13,647 ♪ Talk this way ♪ 615 00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:16,127 ADAM: Life is a funny thing. 616 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:18,129 That year, my dad's big health scare 617 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,566 would change him forever. 618 00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:21,872 But the one thing that always stayed the same 619 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:24,614 was that my mom would be right by his side. 620 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:26,529 As for The Dropouts, playing The Spectrum 621 00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:28,270 wouldn't just be their best performance. 622 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,880 It'd be their last. 623 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,360 'Cause as important as it was 624 00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,536 for Erica to achieve her musical dreams, 625 00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,669 she realized it was more important 626 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,279 to go out on top. 627 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:52,555 'Sup, cheerleaders? You may have heard 628 00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,427 about my gig at The Spectrum last night. 629 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,080 It's huge news. People are talking. 630 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,344 Anyway, I am back on the market. 631 00:20:58,387 --> 00:20:59,910 And with graduation coming up, 632 00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,435 time is running out to score a date with Big Tasty. 633 00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:05,133 Who is that? You're funny. I like that. 634 00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,177 How do you feel about Olive Garden? 635 00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,309 Sorry. 636 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,006 It's a "no". 'Cause of Lainey. 637 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,313 You know Lainey? All cheerleaders have a strict code. 638 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:12,575 Ex-boyfriends are off-limits. 639 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,099 Your loyalty is very refreshing.Thank you. 640 00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:16,579 And in the spirit of honesty, 641 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,668 I really didn't want you to say yes, 642 00:21:18,712 --> 00:21:20,235 'cause I'm not over Lainey. 643 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,584 I'm only here to impress the jocks. 644 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,282 They said yes! No. They didn't. 645 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:24,370 Also, we don't care. 646 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,980 Well, have a nice day, cheerleaders.