1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,370 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:04,805 there was nothing more exciting than the chance of a snow day. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:06,474 We all remember the morning ritual. 4 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:09,643 We'd wake up at dawn, hop out of bed at lightning speed, 5 00:00:09,677 --> 00:00:11,779 rush downstairs, grab your radio, 6 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,414 and pray to the snow gods. 7 00:00:13,447 --> 00:00:15,616 REPORTER: The following schools are closed in Montgomery County... 8 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,585 It's gonna happen. I can feel it. 9 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:18,986 Shut up. You're gonna jinx it. 10 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,988 Please, God, if you give us a snow day, 11 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,324 I promise I'll be a good boy for the rest of my life. 12 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,127 ...Abington High closed, Germantown West closed, 13 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:27,761 William Penn Academy... open. 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:29,230 Balls! Why? 15 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,099 I'm back to being a bad boy. 16 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:32,400 This is on you, Mother Nature. 17 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:33,867 ADULT ADAM: Sadly, we were that one school 18 00:00:33,901 --> 00:00:35,603 that never closed for snow. 19 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:37,438 REPORTER: Abington High closed, 20 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,939 Germantown West closed... Please, please, please. 21 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:42,243 Say it. Say "closed." I will fist-punch the radio if you don't say "closed." 22 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,411 ...William Penn Academy open. 23 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,579 Balls! Balls! I hate everything! 24 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:48,449 I'm a man of my word! Ow! 25 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:50,418 ADULT ADAM: Every time, it was the same heartbreak... 26 00:00:50,451 --> 00:00:52,653 Until the snow gods finally showed mercy. 27 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,755 REPORTER: William Penn Academy... closed. 28 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,491 Wait... Am I still asleep, or did he just say William Penn is closed? 29 00:00:57,525 --> 00:00:59,527 He said "closed." School is closed. 30 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:02,029 This is the best day of my life! 31 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,597 (LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 32 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,466 I feel so alive! (LAUGHING) 33 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:12,072 Yeah! Snow day means a full day of snuggle time with mama! 34 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,707 Yeah! Get in here! Get it! 35 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,876 I'm so happy, I don't have the will to fight her off! 36 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,045 (LAUGHING) 37 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,215 ALL: (CHANTING) Snow day! Snow day! Snow day! 38 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,384 * I'm twisted up inside 39 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,720 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 40 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:30,858 * I don't know the future 41 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:34,528 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 42 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,664 ADULT ADAM: It was snow day, 1980-something, 43 00:01:36,697 --> 00:01:38,932 and my sister was seizing the day... 44 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,768 ...by sleeping through it. Aah! 45 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,536 Oh, good. You're finally up. 46 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,004 God! What the hell? 47 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,407 Someone was snoring the day away, lazybones. 48 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,910 Mom, today is a day that's been gifted to me by the universe. 49 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,512 Please don't ruin it by being you. 50 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,248 You only have one more college essay left to write, 51 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,383 and then you're done. 52 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:56,950 That has nothing to do with snow day. 53 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,319 Of course it does. 54 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,987 You're physically trapped in the house with me, 55 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,089 and all the roads and stores are closed. 56 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,192 Yay! Let's get you into Penn State. 57 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,728 No! Put away the word processor. 58 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,663 I am not writing my college essay. 59 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:12,099 Squishy, I can help you. I read the topic... 60 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,567 "Describe a personal hero 61 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,135 "who's changed the course of your life." 62 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,271 Mom, stop. Let's brainstorm. 63 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,373 What makes a hero? Hmm? 64 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:21,074 Someone who's great at... 65 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,710 Crafting, matchmaking, 66 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,414 parming chicken or shrimp or eggplant or meatballs. 67 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,849 Listen, I did write about someone in the family, 68 00:02:28,882 --> 00:02:30,050 but it's a "he." 69 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:32,553 Yay! It's me! I am he, and he is me. 70 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:35,689 Bevy, she clearly picked someone else, 71 00:02:35,723 --> 00:02:38,559 perhaps a decorated war vet who had a date 72 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,861 with two different Shirleys last night. 73 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,963 That's right. Pops? (SCOFFS) 74 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,232 You picked the random old guy 75 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:46,033 who just hangs around our house all day, 76 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,501 eating our smoked fish? 77 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:51,071 (CHUCKLES) Choo-choo! Next stop, Lametown. 78 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,407 Hey, I liberated an entire country. 79 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,842 I helped saved lives. 80 00:02:54,875 --> 00:02:56,744 (IMITATES SNORING) 81 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:58,912 Oh! Oh, sorry, I drifted off to sleep there. 82 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,382 Okay, this turned ugly fast. 83 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:03,050 Now, if you'll excuse me, 84 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:05,419 I have a full day of doing nothing ahead of me. 85 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:08,889 I honestly don't see a world where it's anyone but me. 86 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,659 But thank you for your service. 87 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,094 ADULT ADAM: My mom would stop at nothing to be Erica's hero. 88 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:16,797 Meanwhile, me and Big Tasty started our snow day 89 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:18,065 with an epic cartoon marathon. 90 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 91 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,835 Did you two get into my four-quadrant popcorn tin? 92 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,937 Relax. We were just sniffing it. 93 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,573 Stand up and show me your fingers. 94 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:27,908 If I see any cheese dust, you're both grounded. 95 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,142 Dust-free. You happy? 96 00:03:29,176 --> 00:03:30,544 Dude, you're unbelievable. 97 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:32,179 Popcorn is the snack of the people. 98 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,582 No. It's a snack for dads only. 99 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,016 I get one tin a year 100 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,386 from my armoire dealer in Cincinnati. 101 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,454 It's the only thing that gets me through the season. 102 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,890 There are so many sad things in that sentence, 103 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,992 but I honestly think the winner is "Cincinnati." 104 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:47,027 Well, just keep your hands off the tin. 105 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,262 That's it. End of story. 106 00:03:48,296 --> 00:03:50,331 And the same goes for the thermostat. 107 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,632 Yeah, I see you two looking. 108 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,166 That's 'cause it's colder in this house 109 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,702 than it is outside. Yeah, man. 110 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,070 Can't you spare like two more degrees? 111 00:03:57,104 --> 00:03:58,839 If you two are so cold, 112 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,508 go out and shovel the walkway. 113 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,410 That ought to work up a sweat but good. 114 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:03,677 (BOTH SIGH) 115 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,979 ADULT ADAM: Murray Goldberg had a lot of dumb dad rules, 116 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,382 but nothing equaled his hard line on snow. 117 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,718 And no monkeying around out there when you're done. 118 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,152 This weather is treacherous. 119 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,587 Oh, here we go. 120 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:16,089 Another lecture on the dangers of cold weather. 121 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,426 I'm serious. It's not safe out there. 122 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:22,062 You got frostbite, avalanches, and deadly icicles. 123 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,431 Icicles aren't deadly. 124 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,832 They're refreshing and delicious. 125 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,735 They're knives that can fall from the sky at any moment. 126 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:28,836 Sky knives! 127 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,638 They kill a billion people a year. 128 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,574 That seems high. Dad, come on. It's snow day. 129 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:37,110 Can't we at least go outside and build one tiny awesome snow fortress? 130 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:38,479 Absolutely not! 131 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:41,549 You shovel that walkway before it turns into ice. 132 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,417 And no forts... I mean it! 133 00:04:43,451 --> 00:04:46,487 Naturally, we did the opposite 'cause forts are awesome! 134 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,955 Good job, dude. 135 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:51,291 I can't feel my fingers, but this definitely was two hours well spent. 136 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:53,627 Do you think maybe we should shovel the walkway a little 137 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,195 so Dad doesn't totally freak? 138 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,831 Yeah, we should... After a quick expansion. 139 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,232 Quick's good. Whatcha thinking? 140 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:01,034 I'm picturing a master bedroom 141 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:04,472 with an attached bath, butler's quarters, a dojo, 142 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:07,240 one of those maze gardens, all of the rooms from Clue, 143 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:08,576 an indoor basketball court. 144 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:11,078 A basketball court inside a snow fort? 145 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,980 That's just the first floor. 146 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:15,148 The second level's where the party's at. 147 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:16,850 Hot tub, sauna, fire pit. 148 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,052 You don't think that'll create an awful lot of heat? 149 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:21,455 Yeah... once the word gets out. 150 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:22,756 MURRAY: Son of a bitch. 151 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:23,891 A fort? 152 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,760 I told you dumbasses to shovel the walk! 153 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,296 Crap! It's Dad. 154 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,565 He's coming for us. We're so dead! 155 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,166 You get your asses out of there 156 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,136 before that thing collapses and traps you in an icy tomb. 157 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,305 Stay strong. We're untouchable in here. 158 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,574 "Untouchable?" I'll show you untouchable! 159 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,776 He's shimmying! 160 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:45,479 Oh, no! He's entering the snow fort! 161 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,814 I never thought this would happen! 162 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,348 MURRAY: Ah! I'm stuck! 163 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:50,317 I can't move my arms! My arms are stuck! 164 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,420 How are your arms stuck? 165 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:54,187 It's snow. It's soft. 166 00:05:54,221 --> 00:05:57,391 I'm wedged in! My circulation's failing me! 167 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,493 I can feel it! I'm gonna die in here! 168 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,928 (BOTH LAUGH) 169 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,596 He thinks he's dying. 170 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,065 Stop laughing! Stop laughing at me right now! 171 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:07,300 Why are we hiding from this man? Look at him. 172 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,270 These are my last breaths! I can see my last breaths! 173 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,940 He's so scared and vulnerable, and it's hilarious. 174 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,708 This is how it's gonna end for me... 175 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:17,010 In an icy igloo with you two morons. 176 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,779 He's freaking out. Shut up and help me! 177 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,380 You got it, pal. 178 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,751 (GRUNTING) 179 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,253 You're not trying to help me. 180 00:06:26,286 --> 00:06:28,589 You're just playing with my face to mess with me. 181 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,723 Dude, you push like this. 182 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:31,825 Stop! 183 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,326 (BLEEP) 184 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,795 (BLEEP) 185 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,864 (BLEEP) 186 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,699 ADULT ADAM: As we continued to mess with my dad, 187 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,768 my mom was cleaning Erica's room. 188 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:44,271 Okay, she was ransacking it like an FBI agent. 189 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:48,208 It was a desperate attempt to uncover the person Erica chose as her hero. 190 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,910 And then she found it... 191 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,513 Hidden in plain view behind the circuit board of a Lite-Brite, 192 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,549 the piece of paper that would change my mom's life forever. 193 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,020 Dad, I stumbled upon something incredible 194 00:07:00,053 --> 00:07:01,855 hidden in Erica's room, and I need to tell someone, 195 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,457 but I can't because she'll never forgive me. 196 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,793 Okay, you twisted my arm, so here it is. 197 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,829 I'm Erica's hero. Me, baby, me! 198 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,631 Well, I'm glad this worked out for you. 199 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,965 You know what this means, right? 200 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,668 I have succeeded as a mother. 201 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,804 Now, I know there were times when I quietly wondered 202 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:20,240 if I had failed as a mother, but now I know the truth. Success! 203 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,176 Did it ever occur to you that Erica hid that essay 204 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:26,179 so you wouldn't overreact like you are right now? 205 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,583 Did it occur to you that none of this matters because I'm her hero? 206 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,252 Bevy, you snooped. You broke her trust. 207 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,755 If I were you, I wouldn't speak a word of this. 208 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,089 Obviously. 209 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,391 Erica will never, ever know. 210 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,160 ADULT ADAM: And she wouldn't... for 10 minutes. 211 00:07:40,193 --> 00:07:41,895 * Suddenly, I'm up on top of the world What the... 212 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:44,464 "A Daughter and Her Hero"? 213 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:46,166 * It should've been somebody else Oh, damn it. You know? 214 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:49,202 Know what? That I'm your greatest American hero? 215 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,403 No, that's not true. 216 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:54,107 (LIP SYNCS) * Believe it or not I'm walking on air 217 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:58,311 * I never thought I could feel so free 218 00:07:58,345 --> 00:08:00,948 For the record, it is none of your business who my hero is. 219 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:04,017 * Who could it be? 220 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:08,556 * Believe it or not it's just me * 221 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:10,423 (MUSIC STOPS) I take it back, okay? 222 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,593 I take back every single word I wrote. 223 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,127 You think you can just take it back 224 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:15,996 like a bathing suit you've worn three times 225 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,230 with the tags tucked in? 226 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:18,431 (LAUGHS) 227 00:08:18,465 --> 00:08:21,168 No way. I'm your hero. No! 228 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:24,237 Our history together will show I think you're the absolute worst. 229 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:27,074 But now I'll forever know how you really feel about me, 230 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:31,712 which is, "Everything my mother does comes from her heart." 231 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,781 Stop using my words against me. 232 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,115 You are not my hero. 233 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,984 I read a document that says otherwise. 234 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,786 God, you ruin everything! 235 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:41,288 And yet I'm your "beacon on the hill." 236 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:42,556 I resent you so much right now. 237 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,525 But yet you love me "more than anyone." 238 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,628 This is "my worst nightmare." 239 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,362 And it's my dream. (CHUCKLES) 240 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,431 Like the song says, I'm walking on air. 241 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,666 And I'm walking out. 242 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,501 ADULT ADAM: As Erica's secret was out, 243 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,003 Barry and I were launching a secret plan 244 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,771 that would change everything. 245 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:01,208 Young Adam, we have been given a gift. 246 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:04,778 We have seen with our very eyes the underbelly of our enemy. 247 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:06,113 Dad? Yes! 248 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:09,549 The one who oppresses us by ruling over the popcorn, 249 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,719 temperature, and remote control. 250 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,721 He always makes me watch Hee Haw! 251 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:14,822 Hee Haw, Barry! 252 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,257 We discovered something new in that ice fort... 253 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,192 That Dad's vulnerable. 254 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,829 And when we mess with him, it's super fun. 255 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,563 I agree. It was joyous. 256 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,498 But we're back in the house now. It's over. 257 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:28,068 Or do we continue the good times and laughter forever? 258 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,137 You mean mess with Dad 259 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,405 outside the whimsical world of the snow fort? 260 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:36,276 Of course! Now we know he's all bark and no bite. 261 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,878 I bet he doesn't even think we're morons. 262 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,512 But that's his hurtful catchphrase. 263 00:09:39,546 --> 00:09:42,883 From this moment on, I say we do the things that annoy him 264 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,251 and entertain us. 265 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,019 Like sitting in his chair 266 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,421 or leaving that last drop in the orange juice container? 267 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:51,191 Damn right! It's a snow-day revolution! 268 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:53,093 ADULT ADAM: And our first battle was this. 269 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,996 You two are grounded! No telephone! No Atari! 270 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:58,198 No robits! Now get upstairs! 271 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,467 Want to go sledding? Sure. 272 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,635 Sledding? 273 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:03,003 Didn't you hear what I just said? 274 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,872 Oh, we heard it. It's just... (CHUCKLES) 275 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,306 we're gonna pass on the grounding. 276 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,108 (BOTH LAUGH) 277 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,210 What the hell just happened? 278 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,112 ADULT ADAM: What happened was a revolution. 279 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:17,117 ADULT ADAM: My brother and I were in full rebellion mode, 280 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,719 and we were ready to take it up a notch. 281 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:23,256 Bevy! Where's my tin of holiday popcorn? 282 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,927 Looking for something? Mmm! Flavored corn deliciousness. 283 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,729 What have you done? 284 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,163 Looks like you're not the only one 285 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,433 who can enjoy four types of gourmet popcorn whenever he wants. 286 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,202 You better not have touched white cheddar. 287 00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,237 Oh, I touched the white cheddar but good. 288 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,306 That quadrant was for dads only! 289 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,142 Seriously, what's wrong with you? Yo, Ad-rock! 290 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:45,012 ADULT ADAM: And then we went where no Goldberg had gone before. 291 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,314 You chilly? I sure am. 292 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,082 Might as well just crank up this bad boy. 293 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,518 Hey, you know no one touches that thermostat. 294 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:55,388 It stays locked in at a comfortable 63 degrees, no higher! 295 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:58,291 87... Temperature of the rich. 296 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:01,228 Eighty-seven degrees? What do you think this is, the sun? 297 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,496 We reign over the thermostat now. 298 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,766 Okay, you saw me at a low point, 299 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:08,135 and now you're giving me a taste of my own medicine. 300 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,536 (MUFFLED) So good. 301 00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,638 Sweet and savory. 302 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,473 Damn it, stop eating all the caramel! 303 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,708 No can do. 304 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,277 You see, until now, your main weapon was dad rage, 305 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,679 but that all changed when your middle-aged body 306 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:20,881 corked up our snow tunnel. 307 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,950 Nothing has changed, nothing. 308 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,785 (CHUCKLING) Oh, it has. 309 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,187 We went into that snow fort as scared boys, 310 00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,556 but we emerged as fearless men 311 00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,691 who now find your anger silly. 312 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,694 Fine. You don't want to respect me? I'm out. 313 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:38,298 I retire from being involved in your lives in any way. 314 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,433 Trust me, there will be a time 315 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,804 when you come to me in desperate need of your dad, 316 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,038 and I won't help you. 317 00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,639 ADULT ADAM: Our snow-day rebellion had worked. 318 00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:48,608 The balance of power had shifted in our house, 319 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,977 and we were kings! 320 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,544 Dear God. You were right. 321 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,881 We can mess with dad out of the snow fort, too. 322 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,283 I feel so alive and sweaty from the heat! 323 00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,685 This must be what the other Adam Goldberg in school 324 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,287 feels like all the time. 325 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,823 He's a loose cannon and lives on his own terms! 326 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,826 Dude! Now we can finally live our snow day 327 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,895 the way the gods of winter intended it! 328 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,196 Car toboggan. 329 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,931 It combines the fun of water-skiing 330 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,699 with the treacherous danger of luge. 331 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,834 I like what I'm hearing. 332 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,335 Sit down and hold on 333 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:17,470 'cause I'm gonna drive fast and take chances. 334 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:18,806 (ENGINE STARTS) 335 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,207 Snow day! 336 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,144 Life without a dad rules! 337 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,513 ADULT ADAM: As we set out on our fatherless snow day, 338 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,316 my sister was doing everything she could to avoid our mom. 339 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,550 Mom isn't down here, is she? 340 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,786 I haven't felt her looming presence 341 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,855 in over an hour, so you're safe. 342 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,923 Thank God. 343 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,724 That woman finding out that she's my hero 344 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,827 is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 345 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,061 Speaking of heroes, 346 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,797 have I told you about all my rich life adventures? 347 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,032 Yes. Many times. 348 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,200 I bet you didn't know that after the army, 349 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,469 I joined the USO and entertained the troops 350 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,571 with a death-defying circus act. 351 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,407 I need help, Pops, not your old-man yarns. 352 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:57,310 They're not yarns. I trained a lion. 353 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,846 His name was Stan. 354 00:12:58,879 --> 00:12:59,947 There you are, boopie. 355 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,414 I need your fashion expertise. 356 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,684 Which iron-on should I put on my purple jumpsuit, 357 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:07,187 me as the wind beneath your wings 358 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,122 or we're two peas in a pod? 359 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,790 Hmm. I pick none. 360 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,360 Well, you go to pick one so we can wear them on our ski trip this weekend. 361 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:15,762 Let's be clear, I am going skiing with Lainey 362 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,865 and also 10 boys who I know a little bit. 363 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,066 And your hero. 364 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,901 I'm sure you want me to tag along. 365 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,136 In what world does that make sense? 366 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,337 If Barry went on a ski trip, 367 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,639 he'd want to bring his hero, Chuck Norris, 368 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,176 and Adam would definitely want to ski with Crispin Glover. 369 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,512 So it makes perfect sense that you would want to bring your hero, me. 370 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,215 Okay, weird Crispin Glover doesn't ski, 371 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,317 and Chuck Norris likes a desert climate, 372 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,551 so you're not going. 373 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,786 I get it. 374 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,422 It's embarrassing having your mom as your hero. 375 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,391 But don't worry, I can be cool. 376 00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,659 Hang with the hunkos in the bubbly tub 377 00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,029 with my ski gogs on. (CLICKS TONGUE) 378 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,530 Oh, my God. I don't (GAGS) 379 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,232 even know how to respond to that. 380 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,800 I know! It's gonna be great! 381 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,969 Just like when we carpool to school together 382 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,470 so we can have a little gossip time. 383 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:58,605 (GAGS) I just can't... 384 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,273 And I'm gonna take you 385 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,075 to my Friday-night scrapbooking club 386 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,777 so you can see how your real hero cuts loose. 387 00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:05,812 (GAGS) 388 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:07,747 Decoupage. 389 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,016 So, let me get this straight. 390 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,951 You being my hero basically undoes 391 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,485 everything good in my life? 392 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,354 Yay! We're gonna be slope sisters. 393 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,923 I got to go bedazzle my ski boots. 394 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,058 Ugh! 395 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:20,693 Thinking you should have picked a different hero, 396 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:24,531 one who's literally put his head in a lion's mouth? 397 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,233 Wait a minute. You're right. 398 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,867 I chose to write about Mom, 399 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,636 so I can just write about someone else. 400 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,004 Now we're talking. 401 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,605 I'll write about myself, 402 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,942 how I survived my crazy "smother" 403 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,143 and became my own hero. 404 00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,511 At this point, very little surprises me. 405 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,847 Thank you, Pops! You are my hero! 406 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,583 I mean, for giving me the idea to write about myself. 407 00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:44,952 You bet. 408 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,823 (CHUCKLING) Oh, man! 409 00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,759 That was awesome! 410 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,261 I know you don't have your license, 411 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,695 but it's your turn to drive. 412 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,764 Adam? 413 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:02,235 Huh. 414 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,337 ADULT ADAM: Turns out we would need our dad 415 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,739 just way sooner than expected. 416 00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,375 Fancy meeting you here. 417 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,144 Good to see you're keeping warm on this wintry day, Father. 418 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:12,679 Bup-bup. Not the dad. 419 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,448 (LAUGHS) Hilarious as always. 420 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:16,783 Speaking of funny stuff, 421 00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,718 do you recall when you told me there would be a time 422 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,687 I'd come to you in desperate need? 423 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,055 Well, that moment is now upon us. 424 00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,557 Are you kidding? It's been, what, 20 minutes? 425 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,259 Time sure does fly, doesn't it? 426 00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,028 Well, whatever you did, it's on you. 427 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,097 Yeah, you're teaching me a lesson about respect. 428 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,298 Noble goal. 429 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,600 In return, I'd like to teach you 430 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,103 the highs and lows of car tobogganing, 431 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,438 the recreational pastime that's sweeping the nation. 432 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,506 What did you do? 433 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,441 I lost Adam. 434 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,143 Get my pants. 435 00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,981 There's my little typer monkey. 436 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,516 What you click-clacking about? 437 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,384 Got more to write about your hero mama? 438 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,886 Oh, just making a few tiny tweaks to my college essay. 439 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,988 Tweaks? 440 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,723 Can't believe it gets much better than that. 441 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:57,824 Oh, it's better. 442 00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,726 My first tweak was when I, like, 443 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:02,129 threw the whole thing out and started over. What's that, now? 444 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,464 Yeah, my new essay is about my inner hero 445 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,866 and how I overcame the greatest obstacle of all. 446 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,935 Me? 447 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970 It says I'm the obstacle? Yep. 448 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,640 (GASPS) And ruiner of dreams? For sure. 449 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,542 Strangler of hope? Yep. 450 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:18,878 A vampire draining your human sprite? 451 00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,748 Oopsie, that is supposed to say "spirit." 452 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:22,915 Good eye. 453 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:26,019 Oh. This is about me going on the ski trip. 454 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,454 Okay, how's about I just sit it out? 455 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,721 Just please don't send this in. 456 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,290 And print. 457 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,392 (PRINTER CLICKING) Please stop that horrible printing sound. 458 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,662 I wish I could, but I pressed the button, and it can't be stopped. 459 00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,896 It can if I drown it out. 460 00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:41,968 (BLENDER WHIRRING) The blending stops when the printing stops. 461 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,703 You can blend all you want, lady, 462 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,106 but I'ma print all day long. 463 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,542 Beverly, Adam is lost in the snow! 464 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,010 It's an emergency! 465 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:53,446 I can't hear you. I'm proving a point. 466 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,686 ADULT ADAM: My sister had finally finished her new college essay 467 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,055 about heroically triumphing over her "smother," 468 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,424 but my mom had one last trick up her snowsuit. 469 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,659 Where are you going? Out. 470 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,728 Where? All of Philly's shut down. 471 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,930 I'm gonna snowshoe over to the Dress Barn 472 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:13,133 and see about their annual blizzard sale. 473 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,001 Blizzard sale? That's not a thing. 474 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,069 Eat my dust, sucka. 475 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,904 Penn State's gonna know I'm your hero. 476 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,273 Wait! Get back here! 477 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,442 ADULT ADAM: But their race to the mailbox didn't go as planned 478 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,477 because we forgot to shovel the driveway. 479 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:26,679 No! Do not take that to the mailbox. 480 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,747 Don't you dare. 481 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,316 It's too late. You'll never catch me. 482 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,517 Get back here! 483 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,086 ADULT ADAM: And so began the slowest high-speed chase 484 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,287 in Goldberg history. 485 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,123 I wrote a better, more hurtful one. 486 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,492 Those stupid sons of bitches at Penn State will never read it. 487 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,694 Not if I beat you to the mailbox, old lady. 488 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,862 Ha! I'm pulling ahead! 489 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,097 No, never! 490 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,398 Oh! Oh! Aah! 491 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,068 (BOTH GRUNTING) 492 00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:52,872 You are not my hero! 493 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,809 No! Erica, that's all I had left, 494 00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,145 and you ruined it. 495 00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,447 Mom, it's just a stupid college essay. 496 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,349 Why make this the biggest deal in the world? 497 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,152 That essay was the only proof I had 498 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,220 that you still want me as your mom. 499 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,788 Come on. That's not true. 500 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,124 Every day, you roll your eyes at me 501 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,326 and you tell me I ruin your life. 502 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,329 And I know you're a teenager, and that's how it goes, 503 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,231 but it hurts. 504 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,099 And then I read this essay. 505 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,235 And it was just nice to be reminded 506 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:25,605 that you still think nice things about me sometimes. 507 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:31,211 Look, even though you have real impulse-control problems, 508 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:35,315 and you threw me down on a sheet of ice, 509 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,250 you shouldn't need some essay to know 510 00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:40,553 that you really are my (QUIETLY) hero. 511 00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,155 What was that? 512 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,656 You're my stupid hero, okay? 513 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,358 * Look at what's happened to me... 514 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,695 I know I don't say it, but I would be lucky to grow up 515 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:52,832 to be as strong and confident and passionate as you are. 516 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,302 * Suddenly I'm up on top of the world Oh, sweetie. 517 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,004 You already are all of those things. 518 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,007 * It should've been somebody else 519 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,644 * Believe it or not, I'm walking on air I'm your hero. 520 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,448 * I never thought I could feel so free... 521 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,649 Dad? 522 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,451 You okay? 523 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,287 You were right. Snow is nature's weapon. 524 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,822 I kind of hurt my ankle. 525 00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:17,757 Come on. I'll get you home safe. 526 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:21,060 * Believe it or not, it's just me (EXHALES HEAVILY) 527 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,629 (SNIFFLES) 528 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,964 You're gonna yell at us when we get home, aren't you? 529 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,834 Oh, yeah. Good. 530 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,502 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about your heroes. 531 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,170 Even when we say we don't need them, 532 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:33,440 they'd still have our backs. 533 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:37,109 But every once in a while, heroes need a little love, too, 534 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:41,448 or at least a reminder of why they were so important in the first place. 535 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,116 I think this belongs to you. 536 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:48,154 So does this. I melted a Butterfinger on some Jiffy Pop. 537 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,390 Consider it our apology, 538 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,725 you know, 'cause you're the dad 539 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,227 and we like it that way. 540 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,263 If you need us, we'll be shoveling the walkway 541 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:58,231 like we should have done in the first place. 542 00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:01,768 ADULT ADAM: And with that, our dad was back to being our dad again. 543 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,102 But that snow day, 544 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,137 he realized there's much more to being a father 545 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,839 than enforcing the rules. 546 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:07,907 Hey! 547 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,409 You snow babies gonna fight back? 548 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,710 * Believe it or not 549 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:13,780 ADULT ADAM: So, yeah, our snow day didn't go as planned, 550 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:16,816 but turns out, it really was the day we'd always hoped for. 551 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,017 Take that, old man! 552 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,086 * Believe it or not, I'm walking on air * 553 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,021 Oh, good. The walkway's shoveled. 554 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,390 Ooh! 555 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:24,591 Oh! 556 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,226 Oh! You're gonna be one sorry Schmoo! 557 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:30,062 ADULT ADAM: And that night, even though it was freezing outside 558 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,265 and we were lobbing balls of ice at each other, 559 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,967 we played in the snow as a family for hours. 560 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,403 * Believe it or not, it's just me * 561 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:38,871 Because in the end, nothing keeps you warm 562 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,040 like being around the people you love most. 563 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,742 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 564 00:20:45,144 --> 00:20:47,514 ADAM: I have off school today, for it had snowed. 565 00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,483 The tree's have frozen over, and there's icicles everywhere. 566 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,751 Yeah, we're live here. 567 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,953 (BOTH SCREAMING) 568 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,593 Ugh! I am so glad I'm finally done with that college essay. 569 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:03,763 You know, sweetheart, it's not too late to write about a real hero. 570 00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,332 Ship's kind of sailed at this point. 571 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,534 That ship might circle back to port 572 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:10,036 when you take a gander at some circus adventures 573 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,137 after the war. 574 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,640 Oh, Pops, you don't have to make stuff up. 575 00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,308 You'll always be a hero to me. 576 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:18,144 But I spent four hours digging this up... 577 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,613 Ah, damn it. She's gone. 578 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:21,881 (PROJECTOR WHIRRING) 579 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,516 And there they are, folks, stretching it. 580 00:21:23,550 --> 00:21:25,552 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 581 00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,587 You handsome devil. 582 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:31,257 All right! Come on down and see it.