1 00:00:01,402 --> 00:00:02,903 ADULT ADAM: Ah, school dances. 2 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,073 Back in the day, nothing was better 3 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,741 than dressing up and getting down with all your friends. 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,310 And the king of them all was prom, 5 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:12,180 a magical night everyone wanted to remember forever, 6 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:15,383 but no one wanted to make it last more than my big bro. 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:16,717 Hello, Father. 8 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:19,087 I come to you today with a life-and-death request. 9 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,821 Why do you look like a department-store pianist? 10 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,956 You're a department-store pianist! 11 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,526 No! Sorry. Let me start over. 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,428 As you know, next weekend is prom. 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,598 It is literally guaranteed to be a night to remember. 14 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,667 That's the theme, and I take it very seriously. 15 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:36,070 That's why you will fully fund this venture. 16 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:39,640 Go away. But you have yet to hear the extraordinary details. 17 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:43,444 Me and Lainey begin the night crossing the Delaware River on a hot-air balloon. 18 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:46,347 Go. Upon landing, 12 Clydesdales 19 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,382 will pull our bejeweled carriage to school 20 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,184 on a path of freshly cut white roses. 21 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:52,886 Get out of my face. Tiki torches will light the way, 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:55,889 as 100 bald eagles soar into the sky, 23 00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,659 each carrying a poem handwritten by a haiku expert. 24 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,729 I'm begging you. That's when El DeBarge serenades us 25 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,697 as we destroy the dance floor with our love. 26 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,499 I'm not paying for an El DeBarge. 27 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:08,869 This all can come true for a measly $22,000. 28 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,872 You are an insane person. You're not getting a penny. 29 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:15,276 Mom! Dad isn't financially supporting my prom dream! 30 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,245 Murray, give my baby money for the prom. 31 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,713 We need a new roof, not to balloon him to prom. 32 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:22,883 Lainey's graduating, and we don't have that much time together. 33 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,252 I have to make this extra-special. 34 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,187 I can't believe my babies are growing up. 35 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,922 One's graduating, the other's going to prom. 36 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,459 Thank God I still have Adam to focus everything on. 37 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,994 Wait. What? Don't worry, pickle. It'll be wonderful. 38 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:35,563 We'll be together morning, noon, and night. 39 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:38,399 (GASPS) Barry, please! Take me with you in the hot-air balloon! 40 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,934 No way, bro. It only seats three. 41 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,770 And I have a call in to Yo-Yo Ma 42 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:45,038 to do amazing yo-yo tricks as we fly over the city. 43 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,974 I'll give you 80 bucks. Deal! 44 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:50,043 Only one thing left to do... Ask Lainey. 45 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,912 And I know the perfect way to do it. 46 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,481 (ALARM RINGING) 47 00:01:53,514 --> 00:01:54,782 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 48 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:58,118 Lainey Lewis, will you go to prom with me? 49 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,454 Oh, God. What did you do? What any man would... 50 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:02,623 Show a terrified school how much I love you. 51 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,192 There's no fire, is there, Goldberg? 52 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:07,295 Only the one burning in my heart for this sweet lady right here. 53 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,797 Damn it. All right, everybody back to class! 54 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:11,031 I hope you brought your wallet, 55 00:02:11,064 --> 00:02:14,134 because the fire department charges 80 bucks for false alarms. 56 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,937 No problem! I happen to have that exact amount right... 57 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,506 (GASPS) Oh, no! 58 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,042 * I'm twisted up inside 59 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:25,413 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 60 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,683 * I don't know the future 61 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:33,787 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 62 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,889 ADULT ADAM: It was prom season, 1980-something, 63 00:02:35,923 --> 00:02:37,758 and I was doing what every other kid was... 64 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,328 Hanging up signs for my missing cape. 65 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:42,930 If my cape went missing, I would need answers, too. 66 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:44,232 Wait. You're into theater? 67 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,633 Why haven't I seen you in drama club? 68 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,134 I go to theater camp during the summer. 69 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:50,037 Your dad will pay money for that? Whoa. 70 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,707 Whoa again! You're starting a sci-fi magazine? 71 00:02:53,741 --> 00:02:56,043 My mom said I have to pad out my college resume. 72 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:57,878 I also love sci-fi! 73 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,880 (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm getting too excited. 74 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,482 Deep breath. 75 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,317 Jackie. I'm Adam. 76 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,118 If you're interested, you should write something. 77 00:03:05,152 --> 00:03:06,287 Interested? 78 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,522 Let's just say it's my cup of bantha milk. 79 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:11,158 Wow. I see The Force is strong with you. 80 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,462 That deep Star Wars pull didn't confuse and alienate you? 81 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:15,596 Amazing. 82 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,164 ADULT ADAM: It really was. 83 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,466 Nowadays, it's cool to geek out, 84 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:22,303 but back then, lady nerds were extremely rare in my town. 85 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,937 I'm thinking for our first issue 86 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,539 we're gonna tackle Lord of the Rings. 87 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:27,007 Have I? Ever read it? 88 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,141 ADULT ADAM: I had not. 89 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,943 (CHUCKLING) Have I? 90 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:33,747 I really hadn't, but this girl was perfect, so lying seemed right. 91 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:36,517 I must have read it like... Zero to 10 times. 92 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,286 It's a date! Talk about it at the meeting? 93 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,454 It's not a date. 94 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,156 Well, a date as in "a moment marked in my calendar." 95 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:44,492 I'm gonna go now. 96 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,427 ADULT ADAM: I had a date! Kinda. 97 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,396 All I had to do was read Lord of the Rings. 98 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:50,063 How hard could it be? 99 00:03:50,097 --> 00:03:52,199 (GROANS) Turns out, very. 100 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,935 It was super-long and boring and made me mad. 101 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,737 Hey! Easy! 102 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,806 You could kill someone with that dictionary. 103 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,308 It's not a dictionary, Pops, 104 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:01,975 even though it has every word in it. 105 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:04,912 That's a reading book? Oh, my. 106 00:04:04,945 --> 00:04:07,381 I met a girl, Pops. She's older. She knows stuff. 107 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:11,352 An experienced lady, huh? Now, this is where Pops shines. 108 00:04:11,385 --> 00:04:12,453 How can I help you? 109 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:14,755 What do you know about hobbits? Talk to me. 110 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,325 Give me your life wisdom about the Shire. Now! 111 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:18,892 I don't know what that is. 112 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:22,463 I was talking about how to get your arm around a dame at a picture show. 113 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,799 Oh, man. I got to read 1,000 pages. I'm screwed! 114 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,669 Why do I got to have a crush on a girl with required reading? 115 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:32,506 Oh! My baby's got a crush! 116 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,808 I have a crush on my baby having a crush. 117 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,210 I want every detail about her. Talk. Now. Go. Tell me. 118 00:04:37,244 --> 00:04:38,412 Ugh. Okay. 119 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,881 Her name's Jackie Geary. We got lots in common. The end. 120 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:43,451 I don't know a girl in your class named Jackie. Who Jackie? 121 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:45,886 You don't know her 'cause she's a tad older. 122 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,421 An older woman? 123 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:50,891 No, no, no. My baby is not ready for an adult lady. 124 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,561 Jackie's just a junior. She barely has her driver's license. 125 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:56,129 She drives? Like some 25-year-old? 126 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:57,598 Uh, not happening. 127 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:00,934 You stay away from this speedy girl and her creepy love van. 128 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,536 None of what you said is true! 129 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,237 She drives her nana's old station wagon. 130 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,139 What's the nana like? Stop. 131 00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:08,175 Do you know what happens in the back of a station wagon? 132 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:11,311 Mouth-smooching and adult hugging. 133 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:13,280 Now get in bed for tucks. Boop! 134 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,749 ADULT ADAM: As my mom shut down my dream nerd girl, 135 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,352 Barry was still planning his dream prom. 136 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:19,687 Five days till prom. 137 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,221 I don't want to ruin the surprise, 138 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,056 but I hope you're not allergic to horse hair. 139 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,192 Babe, I've been thinking about this a lot, 140 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,260 and I can't go to prom. What are you saying? 141 00:05:27,294 --> 00:05:28,862 It's Erica. 142 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:32,566 I can't have a good time knowing my best friend is staying home all by herself. 143 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,468 That makes sense. 144 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:36,003 You're a good person. I totally get it. 145 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:39,206 Wow. Kind of thought you'd go nuts about this and get all kicky and punchy. 146 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:43,411 Well, dating you has made me a more mature, stronger, better man. 147 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,446 Hyah! 148 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:46,980 You're taking my sister to prom! 149 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,550 Barry, are you even in this class? I'm in the middle of a test. 150 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,985 You will do this, or I will fight your father 151 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,588 in front of your entire family, shaming your bloodline. 152 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:57,157 Dude, you know I'd love to go to prom with Erica, 153 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,059 but our timing's always been wrong. 154 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:00,193 It's just not meant to be. 155 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:02,796 Geoff, stand up! 156 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:07,167 You will take my sister to prom, and you know why? 157 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,270 'Cause you need to bet on love before it's too late. 158 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,373 He's right. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. 159 00:06:13,407 --> 00:06:15,909 No one cares what you think, Matthew. 160 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,979 But his inspiring words are right. The time is now. 161 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:22,382 (SIGHS) Okay. I'll give it a shot. Yes! 162 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,252 You won't regret being my pawn, Geoffrey. 163 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:27,621 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm super-late for my chem final. 164 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:28,756 Hyah! 165 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,791 ADULT ADAM: With that, Barry saved his prom. 166 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:33,761 Meanwhile, I was trying to rescue my Lord of the Rings problem 167 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,663 in the shadiest way possible. 168 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,330 Can I help you? Gah! Nope. 169 00:06:37,364 --> 00:06:38,398 Just browsing. 170 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,467 ADULT ADAM: But I wasn't. 171 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,334 I was there to buy the most illicit thing 172 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,471 you could buy in a bookstore in the '80s. 173 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,105 Cliff Notes. 174 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:48,742 Back before the Internet, this was how we got away with not reading a book. 175 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:53,280 Some dude named Cliff summarized an entire story into a little yellow pamphlet. 176 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,648 Hey, last-minute book report, huh? 177 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,551 No. That's cheating. I don't do that. 178 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,319 I need to read this 'cause I lied to a girl. 179 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,421 If I were you, I'd just tell people you're cheating. 180 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:03,757 ADULT ADAM: But instead, I copied from Cliff, 181 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:06,026 and Jackie bought it big-time. 182 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,761 Wow, this is awesome, 183 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,530 the way you summarized every chapter. 184 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:11,932 You could totally sell this to help people understand the book better. 185 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,434 It is a dense book, some would say boring. 186 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,970 Not me. I'm just glad we definitely have this in common. 187 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,439 It's working! His Cliff Notes sham is working! 188 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:21,408 He'll blow it somehow. Trust the process. 189 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,677 What strikes me most are the parallels 190 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:26,213 between Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. 191 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:28,348 Yes! He's steering the conversation into his sweet spot. 192 00:07:28,381 --> 00:07:29,650 I need to find new friends. 193 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:33,053 Hey! Our next issue should be all about Star Wars. 194 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:35,222 Star Wars is too commercial for my taste. 195 00:07:35,255 --> 00:07:37,658 Oh, no! She's beyond Star Wars! 196 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,059 This girl's way too fast for Adam. 197 00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:40,393 I think you're both very confused 198 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,162 about the concept of a fast girl. 199 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,764 You're right. We should tackle the rest of the Rings, 200 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,299 give the people what they want. This is the best, right? 201 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:47,701 I'll go start laying out this issue, 202 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,503 and also, we should go to prom! Excuse me? 203 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:53,173 Um... I just blurted that out, but I meant it? 204 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,775 Oh, God. Prom is dumb. 205 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,076 It is dumb, and I'll totally go. 206 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,244 Really? Yes! 207 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,447 It's French bread pizza day, Holmes! 208 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,283 So it's a date? (CHUCKLES) 209 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:05,152 I guess this time, it is. 210 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:08,155 I'll wear my hair in Leia buns. No! I'll wear braids. 211 00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:10,290 No! I'll wear my hair just like this. Bye, now. 212 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,427 Enjoy prom, liar. This isn't my fault! 213 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,663 You're super-boned, dude. 214 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,565 Be less invested, Dave Kim! 215 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,299 ADULT ADAM: As my lies scored me a date, 216 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:21,334 Erica was getting a prom date of her own... 217 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:22,402 Hey, yo, Erica. 218 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,137 ADULT ADAM: ...just not who she wanted. 219 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,673 Yo... Ruben Amaro Jr. 220 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:27,575 Thought maybe you'd like to check out prom with me. 221 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,677 Uh...okay. Why not? 222 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,412 Wow. You're really pumped about this. 223 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,513 Call you with the details? 224 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:35,849 Is there anything else I really need to know? 225 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:39,086 Guess not. Then we're done. Good stuff. 226 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,456 Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me? 227 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:45,158 Oh, come on, man! 228 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,527 I literally just said yes to Ruben Amaro Jr.! 229 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:49,597 But this was supposed to finally work out for us, 230 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,031 and now it can't! Duh! 231 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,734 Ugh! I am so frustrated with how we suck so bad at this! 232 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:54,968 So bad! 233 00:08:56,469 --> 00:08:58,038 So, you don't want to go with me? 234 00:08:58,071 --> 00:09:00,808 I mean, I'm in love with another dude, so not really. 235 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:02,576 But don't worry. You'll bounce back. 236 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,913 Okay. Awesome news. 237 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,948 I blew off Ruben, and we're going to prom. 238 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,482 Oh, no! 239 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,919 What? What did you do? He's going with me. 240 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:13,954 I was just using him to make Johnny crazy-jealous, 241 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:17,057 but now I can make you jealous, too! This is so hot. 242 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,292 What the hell, Geoff? You said you were going with Ruben. 243 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:20,894 That was four minutes ago! 244 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,130 I was sad and frustrated, and she asked me. 245 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,365 She wouldn't take "no" for an answer. She threatened me. 246 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,433 Strongly suggested. 247 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,435 Whatever. It just isn't meant to be. 248 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,771 (SIGHS) I love you. 249 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,339 No. What? 250 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,108 Okay. 251 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,145 Ruben Amaro Jr.! Ruben Amaro Jr.! 252 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,680 Ruben Amaro Jr.! 253 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,081 Please tell me we're not back on. 254 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,650 Oh, we most definitely are. 255 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,718 Rent a tux, 'cause we are locked in. 256 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,854 Erica! Erica! 257 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,989 Great news! Don't even say it. 258 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:52,392 We are the worst! Carla, wait! 259 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:55,295 Hope you're ready for the best night of your life. No way! 260 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,464 This is what you get when you don't call me back, Johnny! 261 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,999 Look, I... I really don't want to be 262 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,167 in the middle of whatever this is. 263 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,502 I'll tell you what this is... Johnny's gonna fight you, 264 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,871 and I'm gonna feel so special. 265 00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,105 Wait! What? 266 00:10:05,138 --> 00:10:06,974 She's crazy, but she don't lie. 267 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,176 Pop your shirt off, homeslice. Let's dance. 268 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,744 That's all I wanted, was to dance! 269 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,383 Okay, so, I had a heart-to-heart with Ruben. Not right now, okay? 270 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:17,584 I'm about to fistfight over Carla. 271 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,486 Just forget it. Ruben! 272 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:21,554 Someone throw a freakin' punch! Fight over me! 273 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,856 Fight over your prom princess! 274 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,024 No! (GRUNTS) 275 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:27,928 That was so hot. 276 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,434 ADULT ADAM: It had been two days 277 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,869 since Barry pulled the fire alarm... 278 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:37,204 (ALARM RINGING) ...in the name of love. 279 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,039 So he did it again. 280 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:42,976 Barry! I told you I'm not going to prom unless Erica does. 281 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,477 Funny you should bring that up. 282 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:48,081 Go on, Erica. Tell your best friend all the latest gossip. 283 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,685 Meh. I'm going with Ruben Amaro Jr. It kinda sucks. 284 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,186 Okay, I'm a pretty confident dude, 285 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,521 but this is a lot even for me. 286 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,524 Doesn't matter. Still a warm body to keep her distracted. 287 00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,226 Actually, I just want to stay home and watch "Dallas." 288 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,494 I mean, this whole "Who Shot J.R.?" thing is really hanging over me. 289 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,964 Who cares who shot J.R.? 290 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,298 It was probably some guy with a big hat. 291 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,701 Is there actually a fire? I'm very scared. 292 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,569 This isn't about you, Dan! 293 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,672 This is about my girlfriend making ridiculous excuses. 294 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:13,941 Fine! I don't want to go to prom with you! 295 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,375 There! I said it! What? 296 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:16,877 But it's the biggest night of his life. 297 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:20,213 Exactly. We have the best night of our lives, and then what? 298 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,681 I mean, three months from now I'll be off to college, 299 00:11:21,715 --> 00:11:22,783 and you'll still be here. 300 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:25,318 But we agreed to make the most of our time left. 301 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,387 I just can't keep pretending everything is great 302 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,457 when there is a ticking clock on my heart utterly breaking. 303 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,827 What are you saying? I'm sorry. 304 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:36,096 I'm done making believe everything will be okay. 305 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:38,031 I can't believe it. 306 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,699 My girlfriend just broke up with me. 307 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,369 I know. We all know. 308 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,337 There were hundreds of your judgy peers watching. 309 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,073 What am I gonna do? 310 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,409 Come on. Bring it in for a two-person huddle. 311 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:51,644 Let Coach give you a pep talk with his body. 312 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:53,013 (CRYING) That's it. 313 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,715 You soak that rayon shirt down with your boy tears 314 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,150 until you feel the strength return. 315 00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,919 ADULT ADAM: As Barry's love life fell apart, 316 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:01,922 I was trying to get through the second Lord of the Rings book. 317 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,691 Got your jammies all warm and toasty! 318 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,659 Don't you knock? Why would I have to knock? 319 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:07,961 What have you got there? What are you hiding? 320 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:10,630 Nothing. Just some light reading material a friend suggested. 321 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:14,301 Is this friend the older seductress you're making time with? 322 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:16,169 (CHUCKLES) Let me guess, she's got you hooked on 323 00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,571 all those lusty Danielle Steel novels? 324 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,875 No! It's personal, okay? Oh, my God! 325 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,744 Why is there an impossibly adorable tuxedo in your closet? 326 00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:25,846 Okay, I was gonna tell you... 327 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,514 Jackie's either taking you to prom 328 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,582 or Monte Carlo for the weekend, 329 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:31,251 and neither are acceptable. 330 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,553 It's prom. And I already said yes. 331 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,890 You are a little freshman boy. I forbid you to go to prom! 332 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,325 Mom, I can't cancel. 333 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,960 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 334 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,863 Have her over for some cold milk and homemade cookies, 335 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,498 and I'll get to know her, make my decision then. 336 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,768 Finally. You're being normal about this. I'll go call her. 337 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,005 ADULT ADAM: But, just like Gollum, my mom was not to be trusted. 338 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:54,975 Yes, bring your precious girl to me. 339 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,410 Bring her. 340 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,379 What was that? I heard a weird voice. 341 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,816 Not a voice. I coughed. (COUGHS) 342 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,185 ADULT ADAM: As my mom invited my geeky dream girl over, 343 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:07,988 Barry was living a nightmare after being dumped. 344 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,590 Hey, Bar. How you holding up, big guy? 345 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,860 We, uh, brought you your favorite jerky 346 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,194 and Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum soda. 347 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,865 I'm too sad to drink them, but I'll take the jerky. 348 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,000 This should tide me over until Lainey comes to her senses. 349 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,302 Ah. I see what this is. 350 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,504 He's going through the five stages of grief. 351 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:25,805 First stage is denial. 352 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,308 Wait, so once I get through the five stages, 353 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,576 I'll feel perfectly fine again? 354 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,945 Well, yeah, but healing takes a long time. 355 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,847 Let's do this, Matt Bradley! 356 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,548 What's the next stage for me to race through? 357 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:37,384 I guess...anger? 358 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,588 (SCREAMS) I'm very mad! 359 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,023 Next. Uh, bargaining? 360 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:44,624 Give me $5 for this hockey stick. 361 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,459 That's not the kind of bargaining I'm talking about. 362 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,228 Do you want the stick or not? Sure? 363 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:49,596 Okay, great. Next stage. 364 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,798 Uh, next would be sadness. Pass. Next. 365 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,967 Uh, I guess all that's left is acceptance. 366 00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:57,637 Great, 'cause I accept your gift of this meat tube and gum-flavored soda. 367 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,307 I kind of meant that you have to accept that it's done with Lainey. 368 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,342 I will never accept that. 369 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,978 In fact, I'm gonna go get her back right now. 370 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,880 That's 'cause you're obviously still in denial. 371 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,315 JTP! ALL: JTP! 372 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,749 JTP. Yes! 373 00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,184 You got to give the guy credit. 374 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,719 He always fights for what he wants. 375 00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,687 Yeah, he does, doesn't he? 376 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:17,190 And you know what? So will I, damn it! 377 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,226 Erica Goldberg, will you go to prom with me? 378 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,561 Dude! We covered this. 379 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,330 The universe doesn't want us to be together. 380 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,032 I know, but then I think about 381 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,333 the most important night of the year, 382 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:30,237 and there's only one person I want to spend it with... You. 383 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,140 What if there was a way that we could keep our dates, but still go together? 384 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,274 And how would we do that? 385 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,343 Double date. We take the limo together, 386 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,845 we go to dinner together, we even dance near each other. 387 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,281 So we go to prom next to each other. 388 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,649 Suck on that, universe! 389 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,985 Great! We'll pick you up at 7:00. 390 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,619 This cannot go wrong. 391 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,989 Oh! Oh, my God! Oh, no! 392 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,490 Aah! Teeth! 393 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:52,960 God! One day, this will work. 394 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,463 It's so nice to finally meet you, Mrs. Goldberg. 395 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,398 Oh, same. (CHUCKLES) 396 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,467 Adam's told me so much about you. 397 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,735 Like, for instance, you're almost a senior. 398 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:04,537 Yeah, that's called being a junior. 399 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,873 (TIMER DINGS) Oh. Snickerdoodles are ready. 400 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,741 Squishy-tush, would you get them for me? 401 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,379 I would, but these old hips don't move like they used to. 402 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,647 That's what happens when you get older. Am I right, Jackie? 403 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,017 Don't answer! I'll get the cookies. 404 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,386 You two just sit here in awkward silence until I get back. 405 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,123 So... So... 406 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,492 What exactly are your intentions towards my boy? 407 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:26,994 Excuse me? Are they honorable? 408 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,461 Uh... Sure? 409 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,263 Well, then let's lay out some ground rules. 410 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,665 There will be no graphic language or adult situations. 411 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:36,503 There will also be no smoking, no joking, and no midnight toking. 412 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,904 Tolkien, like the writer? 413 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,773 There will also be no smooching, no prolonged hugging, 414 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,675 and no intimate horseplay. 415 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,044 Repeat it all back to me. 416 00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,812 I think you have the wrong idea about me. 417 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,016 Really? Then why is my little baby suddenly hiding things from me? 418 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,051 Hiding what? You tell me. 419 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,955 Aha! Ha ha! Oh, no! My secret brown bag. 420 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,858 Wait, uh, where's the tawdry fantasy books 421 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,028 with the top-heavy woman in a peasant shirt on the cover? 422 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,863 Cliff Notes? You told me you loved Lord of the Rings. 423 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,565 I'm sorry. I tried to read it, 424 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,434 but it's the longest book about the shortest people. 425 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,404 But you wrote an article on Tom Bombadil's influence on the Council of Elrond. 426 00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,606 Okay, I see I was way off the mark here. 427 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,943 You seem sweet, so, uh, "yes" to prom. 428 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,478 I thought you were different, Adam. 429 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:19,946 But you're not. 430 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,214 You're just a liar. 431 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,817 (STAMMERS) How could you shine a light on all my lies? 432 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,119 How could you? 433 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:29,289 Schmoo, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do anything. I just... 434 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,923 I don't care! 435 00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:32,392 I really liked that girl. 436 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:35,862 I tried to read a boring, million-page book for her. 437 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,898 Thanks for being you and ruining it. 438 00:16:38,931 --> 00:16:40,867 * 439 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,706 ADULT ADAM: I had lied to the geeky girl of my dreams. 440 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,376 I knew the only way to win her back was a grand gesture 441 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,178 that would show her how sorry I was. 442 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,312 Only one problem... 443 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,580 Mrs. Goldberg? 444 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,781 ...my mom beat me to it. 445 00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,183 I've come on behalf of my boy. 446 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,318 Uh, what exactly is happening here? 447 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,220 It's like that book "Cyrano," 448 00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:03,556 where his mom comes and speaks on behalf of her son. 449 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:06,293 Okay, I've never read it, but I know I'm close. 450 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,228 Who's down there? What's going on? 451 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,296 Oh, it's okay. 452 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,930 It's Beverly Goldberg, Adam's mom. 453 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,365 I'm just appealing to your daughter 454 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,535 to reconsider my son as a romantic prospect. 455 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,803 Shouldn't your son be doing that? 456 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:19,172 Well... she kind of caught him in a lie, 457 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,407 which is all my fault. 458 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,876 The point is, this is what mamas do. 459 00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,112 Right? 460 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,279 Mm... 461 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:27,947 See, this is what I wanted to show you. 462 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,349 The real Adam. 463 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,884 BEVERLY: Here he is as a one-eyed drifter. 464 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,320 That's Snake Plissken. 465 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,088 BEVERLY: Ooh! An adventure boy with a whip. 466 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,156 Indiana Jones. 467 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,224 BEVERLY: An underwater devil. 468 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,591 Aquaman. See? 469 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,460 Adam would correct me, too. 470 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,362 You are totally made for each other. 471 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,732 I get the feeling you are right. 472 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,701 MRS. GEARY: Every Aquaman needs a Super Gal. 473 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,869 Wonder Woman. 474 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,505 And she's from the Amazon, not the deep ocean. 475 00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,108 Aww, baby, nobody cares but you. 476 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,576 And my son. 477 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,612 It's so off-putting and cute. 478 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,747 (CLATTER) 479 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,616 (WINDOW OPENS) 480 00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,018 Mom? Are you kidding me? 481 00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,020 Boopie, where's your jacket? It's cold out. 482 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,256 I didn't have time to put it on. 483 00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,490 You're gonna get a sniffle. 484 00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,791 It's really not that cold out. 485 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,394 You say that, but your face is very flushed. 486 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,895 Could we not have this discussion? 487 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,430 You know, if you're not wearing a jacket, 488 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:19,098 you should at least be wearing a hat. 489 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,534 Mom! That's what happens when you get all hot... 490 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,303 Stop! ...outside when it's cold. 491 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,437 Stop. Think of horses. 492 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,038 I'm begging you, please! 493 00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,374 You're gonna be in the hospital... 494 00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:29,108 Mom! ...with pneumonia, writing things down... 495 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,010 Mom! ...on a chalkboard because you can't talk. 496 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,279 Stop. And then we're gonna have to have 497 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,546 that whole discussion about... 498 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,282 (GROANS) ...do we take out Adam's tonsils? 499 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,350 What the hell are you doing at her house? 500 00:18:37,384 --> 00:18:38,451 Hey. 501 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,520 Just ignore everything my mom said. 502 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:43,390 I swear I really am the person you thought I was. 503 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:46,226 Except I really don't get Lord of the Rings. 504 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:49,061 They just walk and talk 505 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,397 and walk more. 506 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,664 It's okay, Adam. 507 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,300 Your mom actually made it better. 508 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:54,767 For real? 509 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,004 So you still want to go to prom? 510 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,407 Is a nerf herder scruffy-looking? 511 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,575 Jackie, no one knows what that is. 512 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,211 I do. She said "Yes." 513 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:05,912 (CYNDI LAUPER'S TIME AFTER TIME PLAYS) 514 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,181 Oh, I'm so happy this worked out, 515 00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:10,383 even though you're gonna get a head cold. 516 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:14,354 I'm so happy you're in no way a threat to my baby. 517 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:15,788 Look at those little pants. 518 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,224 The little pants. 519 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,592 I mean, big-man pants. Mm. 520 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,428 Very big man. MRS. GEARY: Big man. 521 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,030 * Lying in my bed 522 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,233 Hey. Your dad let me in. 523 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,468 Look, I really don't have it in me to fight. 524 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,803 No. No, that's not why I'm here. 525 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,072 Get dressed. I'm taking you out. 526 00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,208 I told you. I'm not going to prom. 527 00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:38,177 Neither am I! Look, you were right. 528 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:41,381 I thought if I made it a big, special night, 529 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:44,016 I wouldn't have to think about where we're gonna end up. 530 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,118 I'm sorry. 531 00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:48,488 Don't be. 532 00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,156 I love you. 533 00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,024 I love you, too. 534 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,960 And that's why I decided to make this 535 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,095 a night to not remember. 536 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:58,931 We're gonna have the most un-special, 537 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,668 forgettable, typical night we've ever had. 538 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,102 * If you fall... 539 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:05,538 I think that sounds perfect. 540 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,374 ADULT ADAM: As Barry won back his love, 541 00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:10,277 my sister's plan for an adjacent prom with Geoff 542 00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:11,644 was a bust. 543 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:14,113 (WHISPERING) This was a great idea. 544 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,683 This sucks! I know! 545 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,217 * If you fall, I will catch you * 546 00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:19,319 Oh, screw it. 547 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,920 * I will be waiting 548 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,455 * Time after time 549 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,525 ADULT ADAM: In the end, the perfect night isn't about where you are, 550 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,027 but who you're with. 551 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,398 Got to admit, this is way better than some stupid dance. 552 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:34,334 Honestly, it's the prom I've always dreamed of. 553 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,802 Me too. 554 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,904 'Cause it's with you. 555 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,007 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about love. 556 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,809 Yeah, it's messy and unpredictable, 557 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:45,144 but when you find the right person 558 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,348 and get the timing just right, it's magic. 559 00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,983 And that's what really makes a night to remember. 560 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,019 * Time after time 561 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,423 * 562 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,590 (BELL DINGS) 563 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,192 (BELL DINGS) 564 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,999 Babe, it really was the perfect night. 565 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,267 Thanks so much for not going overboard. 566 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,636 It really means the world to me. 567 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,404 Of course. 568 00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,840 I got to feed the meter. Be right back. 569 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,609 Change of plans! 570 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,478 You need to get these giant horses out of here. 571 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,012 Where's my 80 bucks, bro? 572 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,114 Couldn't resist, huh? 573 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,182 Wha... 574 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,217 These aren't my alley horses. 575 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:26,786 Yah! Get out! 576 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,087 Let's ride the horses, Barry. 577 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,989 Awesome! I get the one with the pretty hair.