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ADULT ADAM:
Growing up in the '80s,

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some of my best memories
were with my big sister,
Erica.

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She was always there for me

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and entertained
even my silliest of ideas.

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My big brother,
on the other hand,

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was most entertained
by smacking me around
like a rag doll.

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Barry, put me down!
Nope.

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Don't jostle him too much.

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I am not paying to have
the carpet shampooed again.

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Mom, help!

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ADULT ADAM:
Like most brothers,
when we got together,

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we didn't always make
the brightest of decisions.

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What are
you two dopes doing?

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Deciding which college
we should go to.

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We taped 18 hours' worth
of USA Up All Night movies

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and carefully
studied them all.

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Got to tell you,
it's a tough choice.

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It's between
Screwball Academy...

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Which is ranked first
in coed pillow fighting.

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...Or the unnamed school
from Sorority House Party,

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which has a great
wet t-shirt program.

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None of it's real!

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Bikini Ski School
Isn't real.

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You sound like
the stuffy dean

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who lost the mountain
in a ski race.

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ADULT ADAM: Oddly enough,
it seemed like
the older we got,

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the stupider
the ideas became.

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Whatcha doing?
Dude, look how awesome
I am at this balloon.

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Eh, I've seen better.

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Better? Let's see you
handle the heat!

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Ha! I'm so much better
at the balloon than you.

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Fine! First one
to let it hit the ground

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gets their nurples purpled.

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Game on, loser.

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I'm coming at you
with everything I've got.

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955. 956. 957.

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I love how close they are.

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Don't encourage
these morons.
You're aggravating me.

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Stop it.
Stop hitting the balloon!

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Murray, let me put some
salad on your plate.

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This is the worst dinner
of my life.

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Oh! Still in play!

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Please give up.
I can't feel my arms.

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Just let it
hit the ground.

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You let it hit the ground.
I have a Spanish test
in the morning

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I'm gonna fail
'cause of you.

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Someone let it
hit the ground

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and end this ferkakte
game already.

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We're too far in, Pops.

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There's no going back.
He's right.

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We're in too deep!

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It's just a balloon.

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Not anymore!
This is our life now.

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You'll all come to accept it
in due time.

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Okay, enough of this
stupidity!

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ADULT ADAM: Fortunately,
for every dumb idea
my brother roped me into,

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there was always my sister
to bail me out.

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There. It's over.
It's a tie.

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Go back to your
meaningless lives.

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I'm free!
Thank you for saving us
from ourselves.

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Let go.

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You let go first.
Never.

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(BOTH GRUNTING)
Is this another game?

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I don't understand
a thing you two do.

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* I'm twisted up inside

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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say

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* I don't know the future

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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *

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ADULT ADAM: It was April 26,
1980-something...

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The day my dad
was honored

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as one of Jenkintown's
top businessmen.

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His speech was one
that said little

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while meaning even less.

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I can't remember
that customer's name.

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Um...

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Well...

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No.

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Point being is,

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that's why you always sell
end tables separately.

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Well, thank you so much
for the award and for lunch.

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It was... yeah.

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(LAUGHS)

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All right, let's go.
I want to beat traffic.

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Oh. That was such
a great speech, Mur.

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I am so proud of you.

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Tell him how proud
you are, kids.

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Good stuff.
You really did it.

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Your job kind of sucks.
Ooh! Look!

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They're hanging
your plaque, Mur.

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I'm literally kvelling
out of every pore of my body.

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Look at all the amazing people
you're with.

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Yeah, I didn't know Martin
from Martin's Aquarium
did all this stuff.

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He plays jazz,
sailed around the world.

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Yeah, and that guy
from Vantresca's Tuxedo

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climbs mountains
and volunteers at the zoo.

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Here it is, Mur... Behold!

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BARRY: "Hobbies. Watching
the weather channel
and 'getting comfortable.'"

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Hmm. He nailed it.

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This is all you wrote, Murray?

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What? I only had a month
to think of stuff.

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Well, I'd say that's
a very accurate description

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of his lifestyle.
Not at all!

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Your father has many wonderful
interests and hobbies.

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I do?
He does?

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Of course. I mean...

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Well, for starters,
there's...

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I got one.
He loves to call us morons.

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I thought of that,
but that's not a hobby per se.

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Stop it.
He likes replacing batteries.

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And checking the mail.
Okay, you're not helping.

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Oh, and turning
the lights off.

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And screaming at us
for not turning
the lights off.

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Always being annoyed
is not a hobby.

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He also screams when we
slide around in socks.

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Hey, stitches aren't free.

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Murray, the whole town
is gonna see this,

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and they're gonna think
the Businessman of the Year

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is a lazy lump.

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I'd say
more of a lovable loaf.

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You used to ride bikes
and go to museums

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and see plays.

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What happened
to the man I married?

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Dad rode a bike?

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Ha! That must have
looked nuts.

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That's like Charles Barkley
jockeying a horse.

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I can't even imagine that.

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Just go wait outside.

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ADULT ADAM: And so to cover
for my dad's laziness,

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my mom spent the day
covering his award

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from the whole town.
(COUGHS)

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Move along. Don't want
anyone to get my cold.

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Okay, mom's not gonna
let anyone see that plaque,

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so we're stuck here until
it closes down for the night.

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Damn it! This day
could not get any worse.

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(TIRES SCREECH)
Hey, kid,
take my clubs up front

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and return this cart
for me.

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Oh, balls!
He thinks you work here.

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Told you something special
happens every time I dress up.

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Whatever you're thinking,
no.

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But a random guy
just told us

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to tear around the golf course
and jump stuff.

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He didn't say that at all.

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What do you think?
Should I go?
Tell me to go, and I'll so go.

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Know what? I'm done
looking out for you guys.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means next year,
I'm going to college

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far, far away
from you jamokes.

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Consider this
a trial run.

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Your stupidity's
in your own hands.

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But that's a lot of pressure.

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(HORN HONKING)
Adam, it has a horn!

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A cute little horn!

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Oh, boy, here I go!
Thank you
for whatever you said.

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Let me honk the horn.
(HORN HONKS)

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(LAUGHS)

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* Dare, dare to believe
you can survive

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Whoo!

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I love being a badass!

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I'm like Smokey and
the bandit!

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Whoo!

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Aah!

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Fore! Whoo! Whoo!

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(LAUGHS)

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ADULT ADAM: That day,
fate was on our side.

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Best day ever!

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Turns out,
a little construction
on the golf course

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created the perfect ramp.

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Lucky for you,
it's about to get
a lot better!

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* Dare, dare to believe
you can *

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Well, you were right.

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I could not jump it.

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We need Erica!
Go get Erica!

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Dude! You heard her.

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She's done dealing
with our awesome hijinks!

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I think this
is less hijinks

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and more of a... felony.

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We should run.

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ADULT ADAM: While Barry
and I ran from the law,

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my dad was ready
to break out
of his old habits.

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I've given this
a lot of thought.

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I don't want you
to think of me as a lump.

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So if it'll make you happy,

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I'll do a hobby.

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Oh, Murray,
that's such great news

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'cause I already got you
a hobby coach.

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What?
Well, I laid on the guilt
pretty thick.

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I knew you'd cave.
Dad, it's time!

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Do not parade your dad
out here.

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Don't do that.
Hey, hey.

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Who's ready to fill
his hobby hole?

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Okay, I don't have a hole.

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And if I did have a hole,

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I wouldn't want to fill it
with a hobby.

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Sure, you would.
Take it away, Dad.

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Okay, let's get
the hobby ball rolling

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with the greatest hobby
of them all...

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Music.

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(BANJO PLAYING)
* Won't you come home,
Bill Bailey?

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* Won't you come home?

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You got to
bang the bongos, Mur.

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I don't want to
bang the bongos!

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Just bang the bongos.

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I'm not banging
the bongos!

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Just give the bongos
a little bang.

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If you want the bongos
banged so bad,
you bang the bongos!

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How can I bang the bongos
if I'm playing Bill Bailey
on the banjo?

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Murray, stop bickering
and bang the bongos!

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Aah!

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* Won't you come home,
Bill Bailey?

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Hey, you got to bang
to the beat, Mur.

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You're not banging
to the beat.

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I'm trying the best I can!
This stinks.

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Maybe your hobby's
being an (BLEEP).

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What did you say?

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* Remember that rainy evening?

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* I sent you out

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Okay, enough music.

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Clearly, this is something
I've got to get involved with.

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No, you don't!

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This brings me joy!

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Look, it's my hobby now.

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Come on, we'll find
a fun hobby

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that you and I can do
together,
like, uh, scrapbooking.

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Huh?
Jazzercise?

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Right.
Power walking?

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"Power walking"?

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Couponing?
Coupo... What the hell's...

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Well, what's that?
It's a way to save money.

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Oh. All right,
I'll do that one.

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Really? I mean,
there's so many better
things we could do

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where we'd be outside,
getting fresh air...

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No, I want to do the one
where we save money.

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Fine, I guess it's couponing.

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(LAUGHS) Yay,
my husband has a hobby.

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I think I just got too
ambitious with the bongos.

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Would you be open to clapping?

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Al! I don't want to
make any more sounds!

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ADULT ADAM: As my dad
decided his new hobby
was saving money,

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Barry was coming up with
a plan to save our butts.

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There it is,
gentlemen, the answer
to all our problems.

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Uh, how, exactly?

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Easy. We steal
Cecil the janitor's golf cart

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and replace the one we sunk.

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It's the perfect crime.

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But then
Cecil has no cart.

246
00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:40,654
Way ahead of you.

247
00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:42,355
We then steal
another golf cart

248
00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:44,491
from a different country club
to replace Cecil's.

249
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,127
But then wouldn't
the second golf course
be missing their cart?

250
00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,830
Which is why we steal
and replace golf carts

251
00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:52,232
several times a day for
the rest of our natural lives.

252
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,667
Isn't that
a Ponzi scheme, bro?

253
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,970
Fonzie has nothing to do
with this, Matthew.
He drives a motorcycle.

254
00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,506
Not a Fonzie scheme,
dude, Ponzi.

255
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,208
And that's exactly
what this is.

256
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,010
Not at all.
All we got to do

257
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:06,246
is swipe hundreds,
if not thousands,
of golf carts

258
00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,348
to keep our scam alive
until we grow old

259
00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,750
and our children
take our place!

260
00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,052
You really need to go
to your sister about this.
On my way.

261
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,356
Erica, I need your help!

262
00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,425
Bup, bup!
We discussed this!

263
00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:21,361
My days of looking
after you are done.
You're a man now, right?

264
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,131
Thing is, in this case,
I feel more like
a scared little boy

265
00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,298
who needs his big sister.

266
00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:26,634
God, no!

267
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,837
Just pretend it's next year
and I'm at college.
What do you do then?

268
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,271
Call you
on a special red phone

269
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:33,006
so you can rush home
and fix my dumb mistakes?

270
00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,374
Look at me.

271
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,876
There is no red phone.

272
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,478
I am far away,
living an awesome life
without you.

273
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,280
What about the house mother
in your sorority?

274
00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,515
Can she give you the message
between bikini tickle-fights?

275
00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,017
You really need
to stop watching

276
00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,886
USA Up All Night
boobie movies.

277
00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:49,322
So (SIGHS) you're not
gonna talk to me
when you're at college?

278
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,491
No, but you'll see me
at Thanksgiving

279
00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,226
and when I
run out of money.

280
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,296
I'm, like, reeling
right now.
You gave me no warning!

281
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,066
I've been talking about
going to college
for the last four years!

282
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,401
But it had no resonance
till this very moment!

283
00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,569
I'm okay with that.

284
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:04,571
Please consider
forgoing college
and staying with me.

285
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,906
That's so cute. No.

286
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,507
Then you leave me
no choice.

287
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:11,478
From this moment forth,
you are not the Erica
I need and depend on.

288
00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,213
Barry shall be my Erica!

289
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,648
Here's a crazy idea.

290
00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:18,218
Why not make Adam
the Erica and just
figure it out yourself?

291
00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,720
Never!

292
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:22,389
Barry will shepherd
and guide me through life
like a bright North Star,

293
00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,624
and from now on, I'm putting
all my trust and faith

294
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,394
in Barry,
a.k.a. new Erica.

295
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,762
Great news!

296
00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,132
I stole Cecil's cart
to replace the one we sunk.

297
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,167
Our life of crime
begins now!

298
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,903
(SIGHS)

299
00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,270
Well, I guess that's my cue.

300
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,706
Guess so.

301
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,973
(EXHALES)

302
00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,347
ADULT ADAM: Our Fonzie/Ponzi
scheme was in motion.

303
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,984
Surprisingly, Barry's complex
plan was coming together
without a hitch.

304
00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,586
Okay, we're just gonna abandon
this thing by the clubhouse,

305
00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:55,322
and they'll never know
the difference.

306
00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,324
Wow. This plan
actually can work.

307
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,026
I'm so glad
you're my new Erica.

308
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,028
Your what?
I'm just saying,
with her ditching me,

309
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,530
you're now entirely
responsible for
my future and safety.

310
00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,498
Noice. Now, let's floor
this bad boy

311
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,600
and jump that hill again.

312
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:10,337
Uh, not to second-guess you,
New Erica,

313
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,773
but we've already tried this,
and it went real bad for us.

314
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:15,508
But the new cart
is so much sleeker, Adam.

315
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,177
It has a janitor broom
on the back

316
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:19,379
that acts as a wing
to lift us to the heavens.

317
00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,981
There's no way you
believe that's real, right?

318
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,415
Trust your New Erica.

319
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,185
Time to taste the sky!

320
00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:30,690
* Dare, dare to believe
you can survive *

321
00:11:32,592 --> 00:11:33,927
What happened?

322
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:36,864
Why aren't we
triumphantly soaring through
the air like falcons?

323
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,098
Thank God.
We bottomed out.

324
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,233
Let's just leave the cart
and go home.

325
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,401
(SIGHS)

326
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,804
Don't worry!
Big Tasty's got this.

327
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,305
We just got to
jump on the back

328
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,639
until it seesaws
out of here.

329
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,909
One!

330
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,377
Two!

331
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,645
Oh, no!

332
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,314
ADULT ADAM: And like
most Fonzie schemes,

333
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,483
this one collapsed
lightning fast.

334
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:57,951
I'm good.
Oh, God.

335
00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,387
I'm good.
You just got run over
by a golf cart!

336
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:03,356
I'm good!
Why do you keep saying
you're good?

337
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,958
There's no way you're good.
I'll go get Erica.

338
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,860
No! I'm the Erica now.

339
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,428
Listen to me closely.

340
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,799
Go get Erica.
There's a golf cart on me.

341
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,933
But you said
you were good!

342
00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,101
Go get her!

343
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,872
(PHONE RINGS)
Yello?

344
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,808
AUTOMATED VOICE: You have
a collect call from...

345
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,410
We're at the golf course.
Barry's pinned under a cart.
We need you!

346
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,978
Do you accept the charges?

347
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,947
Mmm... Nope.

348
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,617
ADULT ADAM: As promised,
Erica had abandoned us.

349
00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:33,586
Meanwhile, my dad
was embracing his
new couponing hobby.

350
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,522
Of course, he'd need
intensive training

351
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,490
from the master
of all bargain hunters.

352
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,160
(SIGHS) Murray,
this is a big moment.

353
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:43,196
I have never given
my coupon pouch
to another human person.

354
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:44,731
I don't need it.
Look right here.

355
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,901
Packaged pastrami,
with this circular,
two for one.

356
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,937
And where'd you get that?
They were at
the front of the store.

357
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,940
Yeah, because
the store circular
is a sucker's play.

358
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:56,143
My babies do not
eat pastrami wrapped
in deadly plastic.

359
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,846
Even better, they're
practically giving away
canned meats.

360
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,881
ADULT ADAM: Once my dad felt
the rush of saving money,

361
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,483
the student quickly began
to surpass the master.

362
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,318
Whoo-hoo,
I got myself a hobby!

363
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,554
But you're picking
all the wrong stuff.

364
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,556
The point of couponing
is to find savings

365
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,191
on things
you actually want.

366
00:13:11,224 --> 00:13:12,826
And I want to save money.

367
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:15,095
Look at this.
They got canned bananas.

368
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,831
You buy fives,
you get 10 free!

369
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:20,868
Bananas don't need cans.

370
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,369
They're wrapped by God!

371
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,804
ADULT ADAM: As my mom lost
my dad to his new hobby,

372
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:28,241
Erica found her
new boyfriend had planned
quite the surprise.

373
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,310
Geoff, what's all this?

374
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,613
As you know, I wanted to do
something really special
for our first official date.

375
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:34,982
Yeah, we're going
to Red Lobster.

376
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:37,250
Thing is, I didn't
realize we're smack
in the middle of Crabfest,

377
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,953
so they're booked solid.
Damn it.
It's April already?

378
00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,821
Seems like just yesterday,
it was Clamuary.

379
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:44,091
I know how much
you had your heart set
on fancy seafood,

380
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,327
so I scored some fresh
lobster for us to cook here.

381
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,429
Oh, it'll be just like
Annie Hall!

382
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,899
So cute and fun and...
What the hell are those?

383
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,667
They're lake lobsters,
same tender meat
with half the salt.

384
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,636
There's only two.
They're bite-sized.

385
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,538
Yeah, they looked
bigger in the bed
of that pickup truck

386
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,839
I bought them from.
It's fine.

387
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,241
I had a big lunch.
Just cook 'em up.

388
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,676
Um, I was kind of thinking
maybe you could touch them,

389
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:06,013
because looking at them
makes my skin crawl.

390
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,348
Ew, gross!
You're the boyfriend.
Just grab 'em and...

391
00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:10,050
Oh, no, one of them
is missing.
Aah!

392
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,851
It must've scurried off!
He knew what we were planning!

393
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,686
Really not what I had
in mind for our first date!

394
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,923
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
Hello?

395
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,557
AUTOMATED VOICE:
You have
a collect call from...

396
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:18,791
We need you!

397
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,127
Do you accept the charges?

398
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:22,795
We discussed this, Adam.
You're on your own.

399
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,797
What was that about?
Eh, Barry's
pinned under a car

400
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,499
or something.
Back to our date.

401
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,101
I think you should
go help them.

402
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:30,437
No! We had a decade
of terrible timing.

403
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,206
I will not have our first date
ruined by my idiot brothers.

404
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,442
Now, let's eat
these beach termites
and make some memories.

405
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,745
Aah, it's on you!
Its pincers
are clamped on!

406
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,713
What? Geoff, get it off!

407
00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:42,215
Get it off!
Geoff!

408
00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,616
Aah, it's clamped on
so good!

409
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,052
Get it... Aah!
Aah!

410
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,619
Ow, get it off!

411
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,589
ADULT ADAM: Yes, Erica's
romantic evening with Geoff
was off the rails,

412
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,059
and so was my dad's
coupon clipping.

413
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,163
What the hell's all this?

414
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,797
You're looking
at our retirement.

415
00:14:57,830 --> 00:14:59,466
All right, no more
couponing for you.

416
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,234
I want my pouch.
Give me my pouch.

417
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,203
It wasn't big enough.

418
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,972
We have
a savings satchel now.

419
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,174
There is no such thing
as a savings satchel.

420
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,841
Tell the ladies
at the Pick N' Save.

421
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,044
All they could do
was look at my satchel.

422
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:14,381
You went to the Pick N' Save
in Trenton?

423
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,748
Have you lost your mind?

424
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,250
What are you
so angry about?

425
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,886
I'm finally into a hobby.
I thought you'd be happy.

426
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521
Happy?

427
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,223
This can says "meat."

428
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,492
There are no other
descriptive words.

429
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:28,161
Meat! What more
do you need to know?

430
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,396
Meat.
That's enough.

431
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,064
I'm going
to my backup pouch.

432
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:32,332
Whoa, whoa, hang on.

433
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,967
What's in your purse?
Nothing.

434
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:37,370
Is that quilted three-ply
premium toilet paper?

435
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:40,173
Actually, it's four-ply.

436
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,542
Four-ply?
That's three plys too many!

437
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,878
No one uses one-ply,
Murray. No one.

438
00:15:45,912 --> 00:15:48,315
A person needs
at least two plys.

439
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,417
What is this,
Falcon Crest?

440
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,253
I've been a couponer
long enough to know

441
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455
that you paid
full price for this.

442
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,390
I regret nothing.

443
00:15:57,424 --> 00:16:00,994
Your coarse single-ply
is sandpapering our tushies.

444
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,629
Poor Adam can barely walk.

445
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,264
Single-ply builds character.

446
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,966
Let's just go back to
the way things were, okay?

447
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,003
Back to you watching TV
and being comfortable.

448
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,106
I thought you were embarrassed
by your dumb lump of a husband

449
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,476
who doesn't go to plays
and doesn't go to museums

450
00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,645
and doesn't ride a bike
like some European.

451
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,313
Well, I didn't mean it
like that.

452
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,648
Yes, you did!

453
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,651
You blocked that plaque
with your body
and you called me names

454
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,253
and you hurt my feelings.

455
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,788
Since when do your feelings
ever get hurt?

456
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,159
Since now.

457
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:36,463
All I was trying to do
was remind you
of the man you married.

458
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,298
Guess I'm terrible
at that, too.

459
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,342
ADULT ADAM: It had been
an hour since Barry got
pinned under a golf cart,

460
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,144
and, well,
he was still trapped.

461
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,679
Aah, I'm wedged
even worse!

462
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,982
In classic Barry fashion,
each new plan was
shoddier than the last.

463
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,550
Okay. Here's the plan.

464
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,587
I need you to dig down
and use a sudden burst
of super strength

465
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,155
to pull this cart off me.

466
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,956
Wha... I don't
have super strength!

467
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:07,094
Come on, it's like when a mom
pulls a car off her kid!

468
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:09,362
I can do this!
Save baby Barry.

469
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:11,998
I'm a mama, and you're
my scrumptious little boopie!

470
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,401
(GRUNTING)

471
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:15,668
Oh, no.
It's working?

472
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,505
How do you get "It's working"
from "Oh, no"?

473
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,906
I split my pants.

474
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:22,509
Ha! Get over here
and show me your butt

475
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,111
so I can call you
a lame nerd.

476
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,779
No time.
I got to fix this.
Come on, think.

477
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:29,216
What would Erica do?
Think. What would Erica do?

478
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:33,153
ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me,
Erica was always there
when I needed her most.

479
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,188
Erica would say,
"Move aside," 'cause she's
gonna take care of it.

480
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,956
Who's saying that?
Is that Erica?

481
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,959
Why are you here?
I thought you got into college
and were done helping.

482
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,695
True, but then I figured,
eh, probably shouldn't

483
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,631
let Barry get crushed
under a golf cart.

484
00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:47,066
Answer me!
Is that Erica talking?

485
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,368
ADULT ADAM:
It was Erica, all right.

486
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,869
(WHISTLES)

487
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,304
And she wasn't alone.

488
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,340
If there was one thing
our sister was good at,

489
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:56,543
it was knowing how to
bail her little brothers
out of trouble.

490
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,445
Answer me.
Is it Erica?

491
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,079
And that day, she knew
the answer would be

492
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,681
to bring in
the reinforcements.

493
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,183
JTP, do your thing.

494
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,951
You know it.
Let's do this!

495
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,553
(JTP GRUNTING)

496
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:12,125
I knew it!
I'm unbreakable! JTP.

497
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161
ALL: JTP!
(CHEERING)

498
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't celebrate yet.

499
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,831
Andy, Matt, Naked Rob,
go to the lake
and pull out the old cart.

500
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,500
Roger that.
Copy.
Let's move.

501
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,935
Barry, return Cecil's
cart to school
before he gets fired.

502
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,571
That seems fair!
Geoff, go to Red Lobster

503
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,838
and book a booth
by the window.

504
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,106
Yes, my love!

505
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,908
What about me?

506
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,910
You're good just being
my annoying little brother.

507
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,746
Thanks.

508
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,982
You know, I'm really gonna
miss you next year.

509
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,519
Me, too.
Really?

510
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,020
Yeah.

511
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:45,458
No matter where I end up,
I'll always be your sister.

512
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,894
(NENA'S 99 LUFTBALLONS
PLAYING)

513
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,629
(TIRES SCREECH)

514
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,501
Don't worry!
I'll just jump on the back.

515
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,703
Let me be the Erica
and handle it!

516
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,441
ADULT ADAM: In the end,
my sister realized

517
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,811
the best thing she could do
was cherish the time
she had left with us.

518
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:09,349
And my mom, she realized
she had to cherish my dad
for who he was.

519
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,418
Hey, can we talk?

520
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,554
About what? I'm doing
what you asked me to do.
I'm sitting in my chair.

521
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,790
Murray, the last thing
I'd ever want to do
is hurt your feelings.

522
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,292
Well, you were right.

523
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:22,028
Look at me.
I'm not the same man
you married.

524
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:24,897
No. You're better.

525
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,771
Look at me.
I got hobbies.

526
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,674
"Checking the thermostat,
closing the windows,

527
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,609
"making sure
the gas tank is full."

528
00:19:36,643 --> 00:19:40,613
And, of course, being a dad,
being my husband.

529
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,748
Those aren't hobbies.

530
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:43,683
Well, they're the only ones
that matter to me.

531
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,853
ADULT ADAM:
And so my dad went back
to the hobbies he did best,

532
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,087
like checking
the thermostat...

533
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,890
Which one of you morons
cranked the heat up to 55?

534
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,759
Making sure
the gas tank was full...

535
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,527
Look at the gas gauge!
Look at it!

536
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:56,296
Napping in his chair...

537
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,597
(SNORES)

538
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,233
And yelling at us for
sliding around in our socks.

539
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,768
Knock it off, you moron!

540
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,503
That's the thing about family.

541
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,838
It means you're always there
to bail them out of trouble.

542
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,906
Aah!

543
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,875
But it also means
that sometimes...

544
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:11,043
You guys are
balloon ball amateurs.

545
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,145
You got to jump in
and join the fun.

546
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:18,084
And sure, life will hand you
ups, downs, hits, misses,

547
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,486
and unexpected dives,

548
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,153
but the one thing
that's for sure,

549
00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,957
when you're with family,
there's bound to be
plenty of surprises.

550
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,428
Murray?
Oh, my God!

551
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,796
Dad on a bike.

552
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,331
What do you know?

553
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,832
Come on, slowpoke.

554
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,234
'Cause in the end,
life's better when you have

555
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,404
your loved ones around
for the ride.

556
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,343
I got it, I got it!
Oh...

557
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,848
I'm good, I'm good.

558
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,284
I'm good. I'm good.

559
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,352
(LAUGHTER)

560
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,886
I'm good, I'm good!

561
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,855
I'm good. I'm good.

562
00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,794
* Remember that
rainy evening?

563
00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,063
* I sent you out

564
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:08,368
* With nothing
but a fine-tooth comb

565
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,937
* Oh, lo-lo-lo-lo

566
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:13,873
* Know I'm to blame

567
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,042
* Ain't it a shame?

568
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,479
* Bill Bailey,
won't you please come?

569
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:22,315
* Bailey,
won't you please come?

570
00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:28,054
* Bailey, won't you please
come on home? *

571
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,789
(SNORING)