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ADULT ADAM:
Ah, going away to college.

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Back in the day,
packing up your life

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for a fresh start
was a sacred ritual

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for high-school seniors
everywhere.

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And no one was more
excited to go away
forever than my sister.

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Okay, I'm all packed
for college.

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Now all I need
is to befriend my R.A.

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so that I can throw a kegger
without consequences.

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(CHUCKLES) Well,
you're three months early.

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You haven't even graduated
high school yet.

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I may have jumped
the gun a bit,

12
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but it's only because
I'm counting down the hours

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until I get out
of this hellhole.
You get it.

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Well, I still have
three months left

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where you're
my little baby schmoo

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that I want to gobble up
because you're just
so delicious!

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Nyum, nyum, nyum, nyum,
nyum, nyum, nyum!

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Aww. Your mom-brain
is fighting this.
It's funny.

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There's nothing funny
about losing a child...
to college.

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Mom, face it.
Our family is changing.

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Everything that you've
come to know
over the past few years

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is about to be turned
on its head.

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Don't say that!

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The Goldbergs
will always stay the same!

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Nothing will ever change
in this house.

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Nothing except Lainey
leaving for fashion school

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and basically taking a dump
on my dreams.

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Okay, fine.
I acknowledge
that's also big.

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Erica and Lainey
are going to college.

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But that's it...
No more changes.

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Hey, Ma, can you pick up
some BiC razors?

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Mine's a little dull from
scraping the old scruff.

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No! Bad boy!
You do not shave!

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I gotta. My old lady,
Jackie, likes me smooth.

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But I'm your old lady.

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You know, saying that
kind of stuff was cute

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when I was a tiny child,
but now it's getting weird.

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Fine. Erica and Lainey
are leaving.

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My little baby boy
has grown into a gangly,

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deep-voiced,
furry young man.

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But that's it...
No more changes.

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Look out, everybody.
Make way!

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Erica said that I can
have her room now that
she's gone, right?

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Oh, right.
You're here, too.

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That's right. From now on,
it's gonna be W-M-A-R-V
playing all the hits.

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I'm calling the shots now,
Bev.

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Screw it! I give up!

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Nothing will ever be
the same again in this house!

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I'm home!
Nobody bother me!

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TV's mine!

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Never change, you beautiful,
miserable man!

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(GROANS)

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* I'm twisted up inside

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* But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say

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* I don't know the future

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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *

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ADULT ADAM:
It was May 17, 1980-something,

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and I was with
my favorite girl,

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watching my favorite
film franchise.

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I don't want to
overstate it,

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but Police Academy 2:
Their First Assignment

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is literally the most
important movie of our time.

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Sure, it's a critical darling,

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but if we're talking about
laughs per minute,

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then you got to go with
Police Academy 3:
Back in Training.

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Point taken. Hey, do you
have time to stay

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and watch Police Academy 4:
Citizens on Patrol?

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Obviously. Police Academy 5:
Assignment: Miami Beach

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comes out tomorrow,
and we can't go in unprepared.

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Oh, my God!
I have a girlfriend

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who actually likes
Police Academy!

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You just called me
your girlfriend.

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Oh, balls. Did I go...
I went too far.
I went too far.

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I mean, no. You said it,
so I'll say it, too.
(CHUCKLES)

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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.

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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.

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Boyfriend.
A-girlfriend.

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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend!

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Damn it!
Why do you insist

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on ripping my heart
from my shredded pecs

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and punting it
into a cauldron of flames?

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Look, we only have
a few months left
before I go to college!

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Let's not waste it
fighting!

84
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But I want our Barry/Lainey
Summer of Love Farewell Tour

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to be perfect!

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And I want that, too,

87
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but this list of mandatory
activities is just too much.

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I mean, come on.
Look at this...

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Road trips, picnics,
concerts, skiing,

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apple picking, berry picking,
pear picking...
So many fruits.

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I don't want to work
this hard.

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(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
Hi.

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This sounds like an intensely
personal conversation,

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so you may want to take it
far, far away

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from me
and my girlfriend.

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Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
Girlfriend. Girlfriend.

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Unh!

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Ugh.

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Look at us!

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Look at us closely
and know that one day

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you'll end up just like us,
you ridiculous children.

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This is getting weird
and insulting.

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All right. You'll see.
We're the future you,
and it sucks hard.

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That'll never be us,
right?

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Come on.
We're rock-solid.

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Nothing can shake that.

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Boyfriend. Boyfriend.
Girlfriend. Girlfriend.

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Boyfriend.
Girlfriend.

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ADULT ADAM: It was official.
I had a girlfriend
who liked Police Academy.

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Life was finally looking up
until this happened.

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Oh, balls.
Adam?

112
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Yep. We've all been there...

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Running into your ex
with your new love.

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Naturally, I handled it
like a pro.

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Dana! Hey!

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How are things
going up in here?

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I was gonna call.
I'm back for the summer.

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This summer?
That's crazy!

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I'm crazy! Summer!

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Hot times!
Fun in the sun!

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Camp.

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I'm Jackie.

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Hi. Dana.

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Sorry! Yes!
Jackie, meet Dana!

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Dana, meet Jackie!
Introductions,
new friends...

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Not friends,
just street ladies,
ladies of the street.

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No. You know what I mean.

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Well, when you're free,
we should get together
and catch up.

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Ketchup!

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* Mustard, pickles

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* Onions
on a sesame-seed bun *

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Welp, great seeing everybody.
Bye, now.

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Wait! What about
Police Academy?

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ADULT ADAM:
As I desperately escaped
my worst nightmare,

135
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my mom was dreaming up
ways to spend the summer
with her baby.

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Erica and Geoff.
So funny
running into you here.

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Damn it.
She's got the chalkboard!

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Oh, no.
I'm upset, but why?

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That thing only comes out when
someone wants something dumb

140
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that only makes sense
with a visual aid.

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Hey, there's nothing dumb
about my Cuddle Calendar.

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Oh, God, it's got a catchy,
but terrible name. Run, Geoff.

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Shield your innocent eyes!
Go, go, go!

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I can't!
The board's blocking us!
We're trapped!

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According to my calculations,

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you have 63 days left
before you leave this house

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and break my heart,
literally killing me dead,

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which is why I made
this schedule...

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To maximize
mommy-daughter time.

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Okay, according to
this ridiculous calendar,

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I'm spending
every waking second with you.

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When do I hang out
with Geoff?

153
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Well, you see
that little sliver?

154
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Right there
is a little sliver.

155
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Well, maybe you don't see it,
but it says "G.S."

156
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Oh, that's me.
I get Erica time.

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Bro, let me handle this.
Check.

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Okay, here. Let me draw you
a chart of my own.

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This circle represents
how I'll be splitting up
the rest of my time.

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Erica, please.

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I'm just gonna miss you
so much.

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I need to spend
as much time
with you as I can.

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Babe, as much as I love
your circle of Geoff,

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I couldn't enjoy it knowing
it's killing your mom.

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I'll be back for my sliver.

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Until then, be with her.

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No!
Stop feeling so deeply!

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It's what I love
about you,

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but it's very inconvenient
right now!
(DOOR CLOSES)

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Gah! This is exactly
why I can't wait

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to leave this house
and never come back.

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Oh, poop. We both know
you're gonna miss my cuddles

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and snuggies
and plubbies next year.

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I'm sorry. "Plubbies"?

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It's something
I've been workshopping,

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and I think
it's ready to go.

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(CHUCKLES)
Guard your belly button.

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Gah!

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Look, I'm sorry.

182
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Dana was my first
real girlfriend,

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and seeing her
took me by surprise.

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That's all. I swear.

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It's okay. I get it.
You do?

186
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Yeah. It's...
It's still weird

187
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between me
and my old boyfriend.

188
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Uh, where is he?

189
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All I see
is Ruben Amaro, Jr.

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casually displaying
his athleticism.

191
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Yeah. That's my ex.

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Wait. You were with
Ruben Amaro, Jr.,

193
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the Ruben Amaro, Jr.?

194
00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,559
From seventh to ninth grade.
Why?

195
00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:07,595
You spanned three grades
with the guy

196
00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,396
who isn't afraid to change
into his gym clothes

197
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without a towel
around his waist?

198
00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:11,832
This is not okay!

199
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Oh, so, you can be weird
around Dana,

200
00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,669
but I can't be weird
around my ex?

201
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I'm not worried about
you being weird.

202
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I'm worried about you two
still having a spark.

203
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I didn't say
there was a spark.

204
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It's Ruben Amaro, Jr.

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Even I feel a spark
when he walks by.

206
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Okay, is this what's
going on with Dana?

207
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Do you still have
feelings for her?

208
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Don't try to turn
this around on me.

209
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I'm still turning
this around on you.

210
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Okay,
you're being insane,

211
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so have fun figuring
things out with your ex

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and don't let me
be a part of it.

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Told you, bro.
All love ends.

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Stop!
We'll work it out.

215
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No, you won't.
You'll just end up like me,

216
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sniffing a sweater Lainey
left in my room
to remind me of her.

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That's Mom's.
No!

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ADULT ADAM:
Time was running out
for Barry and Lainey,

219
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and the same was true
for Geoff and Erica.

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Just look at everyone,
cleaning out lockers,

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signing yearbooks,
saying goodbye.

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Let's cherish these moments,
people!

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00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,087
Cherish my butt!
You suck, Schwartz!

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Sorry.
That was uncalled for.

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00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,924
I have a hard time
with transitions.

226
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Why are you the one
freaking out here?

227
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I'm graduating,
not you.

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I can't help it.
Don't you realize
this is the last time

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we'll ever walk down
this hallway together?

230
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Last time we'll ever
reach your locker
side-by-side?

231
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Last time I'll ever
watch your nose crinkle
as you spin that lock?

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Last time I overlook
that you might be gross?

233
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Okay, please stop narrating
all my last things.

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There is so much stuff
in here.

235
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What's with all these notes
from your mom?

236
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She put one in my lunch
every day like a crazy lady,

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and I just chuck them
in here.

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"Dear Schmoo, I love you more
today than I ever have before.

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"I am here for you always."

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Okay, that one's
kind of sweet.

241
00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,328
"Dear Boopie,
you're a perfect angel,

242
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,930
"and Drew Kremp
doesn't deserve you.

243
00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:52,933
"P.S. His Mustang now
has some serious scratches"?

244
00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,335
Holy crap. She's the one
who keyed Drew's car?

245
00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,537
"Dear Squishy, I know change
is hard, but I promise you,

246
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,740
"sweetie,
your boobies will grow
just like the rest of you."

247
00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,074
Okay, maybe I shouldn't
read all these.

248
00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:03,911
Wow. I should have
paid a bit more
attention to these.

249
00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,747
You okay?

250
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,448
I'm really not.

251
00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,050
I just realized...

252
00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,352
my mom is amazing.

253
00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,321
I'm gonna miss her
so damn much!

254
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:16,189
What?
She's always
been there for me.

255
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,858
How will I survive
without her?

256
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,326
Maybe you should ask her.

257
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,428
Don't be mad.
I'm not here to bother you.

258
00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:22,996
I'm just subbing
for Senora Gomez.

259
00:09:23,030 --> 00:09:25,733
But I did make you these
marshmallow fudge chubbies.

260
00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,567
Adios, mija.
(SMOOCHES)

261
00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:30,437
So good.
I know.

262
00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,573
These are my last
marshmallow fudge chubbies.

263
00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:36,343
God, I hate her so much for
making me love her like this!

264
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,048
ADULT ADAM:
The big day was here...
Graduation.

265
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,652
It was a time to
celebrate the past,
look forward to the future,

266
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,020
and, for my family,
be irritated in the present.

267
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,956
Bev, stop with
the crying.

268
00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:52,292
I can't hear the children
say stupid things.
(SOBBING)

269
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,796
But my baby is graduating
from high school,

270
00:09:55,829 --> 00:09:59,967
a day I've been dreading since
she graduated from my body.

271
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,534
She's gone forever!

272
00:10:01,568 --> 00:10:04,571
Hoo-hoo!
One down, two to go!

273
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,539
I think both
of your attitudes

274
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:09,542
are very extreme
and terrible.

275
00:10:09,576 --> 00:10:12,112
And now the moment
we've all been waiting for...

276
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,782
I'd like to invite
our graduating seniors

277
00:10:14,815 --> 00:10:18,318
to get in line
and receive their diploma.

278
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,688
( POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE
PLAYING)

279
00:10:20,721 --> 00:10:23,056
(SIGHS HEAVILY)
I can't believe my baby's
going off to college

280
00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:24,224
in just a few days.

281
00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:26,293
You mean a few months.

282
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,162
Uh, sure. Months.

283
00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:31,932
Not on Tuesday morning
before traffic gets bad.

284
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,668
What?
I didn't borrow my cousin
Greg's flatbed truck.

285
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:35,936
So, yeah, months.

286
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,872
It sounds like you
borrowed your cousin
Greg's flatbed truck

287
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,607
'cause my girlfriend
is leaving on Tuesday.

288
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,810
You should talk to Lainey.
Lainey!

289
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,644
I didn't mean now.
Sit down!

290
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,880
What is this about you
leaving in a few days?

291
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:51,151
Mr. Goldberg,
could you please not interrupt
our joyous ceremony?

292
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,087
Oh, God. He knows I'm
leaving early for Savannah.
How does he know?

293
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:55,723
I'm sorry, baby!
He got it out of me!

294
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,424
William Vanica.
Dang it!

295
00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,426
If you're not graduating,
take a seat!

296
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:01,528
Oh, crap!
He's on the move!

297
00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,030
He's coming over.
What do I do?

298
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,264
I don't know, man.

299
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:06,499
I got a really deep emotional
thing with my mommy going on.

300
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,868
I'm, like,
not okay in the head.

301
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:10,738
Dude, how could you leave
early and not tell me?

302
00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:13,540
I'll explain everything
when the time is right,
which is not now!

303
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:16,343
No! No way!
Do not walk away from me.

304
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,644
I'm not walking away.

305
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,913
I'm slowly and deliberately
marching to receive
my diploma.

306
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:23,250
Joyce Basilone.
Congratulations.

307
00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:26,820
Mr. Goldberg, you are not
part of the processional.

308
00:11:26,854 --> 00:11:28,288
Do not process!

309
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,091
This was supposed to be
our Barry/Lainey
Summer of Love Farewell Tour!

310
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,192
Now it's done!

311
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,626
I was gonna tell you
at the graduation party

312
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:34,862
'cause I didn't want to
ruin today,

313
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,496
which is exactly what
you're doing right now!

314
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,331
Lainey Lewis.

315
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,632
Not the time, man!

316
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,501
You know what?
Maybe it's best
I'm leaving early.

317
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,236
Maybe it is!

318
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,973
(VOICE BREAKING)
Thank you so much.
I'm very happy.

319
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:49,176
You're not the only one
whose life is crumbling,
you big butt!

320
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,379
And we'll just move
right along to...

321
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,015
...Erica Goldberg.

322
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,217
ADULT ADAM:
My sister was steps away
from starting her adult life,

323
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,486
but as she stood speechless
on that stage,

324
00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:01,021
nothing scared her more.

325
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,857
Yeah, I'm good.
Erica, please
let's just end this.

326
00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,425
Just take it.
No.

327
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,894
Take the diploma.
Pass.

328
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,061
You can't pass.

329
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,596
But I can, and I do.

330
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,464
Take it.
Take the diploma!

331
00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:12,632
No. Come on.
Come on. Come on.

332
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,567
Don't come at me
with that diploma.
You take this!

333
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,036
No! Fight it!
Fight that diploma!

334
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,470
Take this. You earned it.
Never!

335
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,039
No fighting,
just graduating!

336
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:21,508
Seriously, it's a great
moment for you!

337
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,810
I will never graduate!

338
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,544
You cannot force my life
to start!

339
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:25,879
Erica, please,
just take it!

340
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,280
No! Get away from me!
It's one of the rules!

341
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,549
Just take it!
Sorry. I slept in.

342
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,318
Did Erica have
her Bat Mitzvah yet?

343
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,519
Come on!
Get out of here!

344
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,121
Just take it!
Stop following me!

345
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,188
Take the diploma!

346
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,723
Oy. What a mess.

347
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,526
Tell me about it.
How could Jackie
date Ruben Amaro, Jr.

348
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:40,593
and not even tell me?

349
00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:42,462
ADULT ADAM: Okay, yeah,
I was insanely jealous

350
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,431
of Jackie's jockey
ex-boyfriend.

351
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,399
And so I made a date
with my ex, Dana.

352
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,836
Like they say,
old love dies hard.
(LAUGHTER)

353
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,537
Isn't this awesome?

354
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,172
Yeah. I guess.

355
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,742
You just checked
your watch instead of
laughing hysterically

356
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,011
at how tall
Bubba Smith is.
What's going on?

357
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:00,313
I don't get it.
This is part 5.

358
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:02,715
Shouldn't they have
graduated the Academy
after the first one?

359
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,717
I think the problem is
you're focusing on logic,

360
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,453
not the lovable cast
of characters.

361
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,521
(BLOWING FUNNILY)

362
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,924
Okay, in what world would
an officer of the law

363
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,626
stop a jewel thief
by making weird mouth noises?

364
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,963
That's Michael Winslow.
He's a national treasure.

365
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,966
They're LAPD.
They wouldn't have any
jurisdiction in Miami.

366
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:22,635
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
it was clear that our spark
was gone forever.

367
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,338
Dana was my past love,
but Jackie was the future

368
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,806
and I had to get her back.

369
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,576
But first, I had to
end it with Dana
and break her poor heart.

370
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,511
Okay, what's going on?

371
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,313
Look, I've been wrestling
with these emotions

372
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,248
much like Hightower
wrestled that alligator.

373
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,118
And just as Steve Guttenberg
had to move on

374
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,819
from the Police Academy
franchise...

375
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,622
* I know just how to whisper
...I, too, must move on.

376
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,492
* And I know just
how to cry *
Wait.

377
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,460
Do you think
this was a date?

378
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,896
ADULT ADAM: Uh-oh.

379
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,763
The way you say that
makes me feel like...

380
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:52,332
Oh, balls.

381
00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,367
...I misread
this entire situation.

382
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,104
Adam, I'm sorry
if you thought that...
Don't be.

383
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,739
It was really great
seeing you again, Dana.

384
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:01,041
I hope it's not
the last time.

385
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,044
That day, I looked like
an epic tool in front of Dana,

386
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,079
but, even worse,
I had lost Jackie.

387
00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,680
As for my mom and Erica,
they found out

388
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,516
that avoiding graduation
wasn't an option.

389
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,351
I can't believe
I graduated.

390
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,987
More than that,
I can't believe I let
Principal Ball catch me.

391
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,123
The man's like a bald cheetah.
Who knew?

392
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,858
What the hell?
This isn't a diploma.

393
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,661
It's a note from that putz
with the whistle!

394
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,865
"Insufficient credits.
See Coach Mellor"?

395
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,368
What does that mean?
Somebody say something.

396
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,570
Mellor always said
that if I skipped
too much gym,

397
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,871
I wouldn't get my diploma.

398
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,106
I thought
he was full of crap

399
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,508
because, you know,
gym is stupid, but it's real!

400
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,711
You mean... you're not
going to college?

401
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:39,879
I'm not going to college!

402
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:41,448
You're not going
to college!

403
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,016
My life has come to
a grinding halt!

404
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,884
It's everything
I've ever hoped for!

405
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,920
Wait a second!
This is insane!

406
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,855
Yay!
I'm a cautionary tale!

407
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,357
(LAUGHS)

408
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:54,027
What? Can't I enjoy
the success
of my failing child?

409
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,996
Believe me, I don't want
to see her go, either,

410
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,897
but she's leaving,
end of story.

411
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,934
Murray, I can't handle
losing her

412
00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:02,469
for the next four years.

413
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:05,438
I'd rather lose her
for a few short years

414
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,740
than hold her back
forever.

415
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,085
ADULT ADAM:
My mom was about to do the
hardest thing of her life...

416
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,587
Force the school
to turn over Erica's diploma.

417
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:24,391
Coach Mellor, we meet again
one last, final time.

418
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,294
I take it you read that
little note I left for Erica.

419
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,462
All right, let's tango.

420
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,531
She's not coming.
It's just me.

421
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,932
But I kind of
need her here.

422
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,502
I had a big, angry speech
meant to guilt and shame her

423
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,005
for missing my class
27 times this year.

424
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,740
This is an outrage.
You have no right
to target her...

425
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,743
27 times?
Wow. That's a lot.

426
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,079
And she forged
a doctor's note

427
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,549
saying she couldn't
run or jump because
of "lady problems."

428
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:53,220
How dare you accuse her
of forgery when you're...

429
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,388
"Dr. Edmund T. Doctorman."

430
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,657
Oh, come on.
I warned her
for three years...

431
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,592
Fail gym, pay the price.

432
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,494
Okay, she's still
a wonderful girl,

433
00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:04,897
and I will stop at nothing
until you give me
that diploma.

434
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,199
Ugh. Here you go.

435
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,735
That's it?
Brace yourself.

436
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,871
Ready to have your mind blown?
I have no real power.

437
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,342
My greatest weapon is
threatening the kids
with failing gym.

438
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,677
So, every year, I terrify
the attractive, popular kids

439
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,547
to let them know that their
actions have consequences,

440
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,349
even though
they really, really don't.

441
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,817
Oh, I'm sorry.
(SIGHS)

442
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,886
Do you want me to call Erica
and bring her in here?

443
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:28,455
Eh, the moment's gone.
(SIGHS)

444
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,759
You raised an amazing woman,
Beverly Goldberg.

445
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:34,394
It's been a pleasure
doing battle with you.

446
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,829
Pleasure's been mine.

447
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,366
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out my mom didn't
need to fight after all.

448
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,534
As for Barry,
he was just plain devastated

449
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,236
after his graduation fight
with Lainey.

450
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:44,471
Wow.

451
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,939
You're really clutching
your Wrestling Buddy there.

452
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,076
You only do that
when you're super sad.

453
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:53,413
Lainey's never gonna
forgive me for spazzing up
her graduation.

454
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,915
Her dad said she's not even
coming to Erica's party.

455
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:58,385
Oh, God, I've never
seen you this bad.

456
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,888
Well, I may not be able
to fix things with Lainey,

457
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,457
but I think I know a way
to at least make you smile.

458
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:05,658
**

459
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,494
Police Academy 5?

460
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,961
Assignment Miami Beach,

461
00:17:08,995 --> 00:17:10,663
guaranteed to wash away
your heartache.

462
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,366
Balls, balls.
It's Jackie.
Let's get out of here.

463
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,202
Wait. She's seeing this thing
by herself,

464
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,636
and you just want to
walk away?

465
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,272
* I know just where
to find the answers
What about you?

466
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,342
* And I know just how to lie
I'll be fine.
You've found your nerd-mate.

467
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,710
Now go.

468
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,946
* I know just
how to fake it

469
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,915
* And I know
just how to scheme

470
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,117
Is this seat taken?

471
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,252
Well, look who it is.

472
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,486
I know it seems like
I'm stalking you,

473
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,755
but this is a legit
coincidence,

474
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:40,260
which makes me think I was
a huge idiot, and I'm sorry.

475
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,028
What about Dana?

476
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,831
She was my first girlfriend,
and she'll always be,

477
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,566
but that doesn't mean
she's the one.

478
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,435
Just sit your butt
down already.

479
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,770
* And I know when
to let you lose

480
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,840
* And I know the night
is fading

481
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:54,907
Boyfriend.

482
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,410
* And I know that time's
gonna fly

483
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:58,811
Girlfriend.

484
00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,013
ADULT ADAM:
And so we decided to let go
of our romantic pasts

485
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,549
and just live
in the moment.

486
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,651
As for my mom,
she was ready to make sure

487
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,886
Erica didn't put
her future on hold.

488
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,755
Hey, love bug.
Whatcha doin'?

489
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,223
Unpacking.

490
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,259
* And I know
the ways to fame
Listen...

491
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:18,965
...you know it's my dream
for you to always be
my little baby chicken.

492
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,934
Don't say "but."
But...

493
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:26,105
...as scary as it is,
I think we both know
it's time for you to go.

494
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,941
My diploma?
Oh, no. What did you do
to Coach Mellor?

495
00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,944
Actually, even he knows
it's time for you to move on.

496
00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:35,047
For the last four years,
I've made fun of you
for dreading this day.

497
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,218
* Out of nothing at all
And now it's here.

498
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:41,588
* Out of nothing at all
And I'm more scared
than you ever were.

499
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,690
* Out of nothing at all
But you should know,

500
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,559
no matter where you are
or what you're doing

501
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,329
(VOICE BREAKING)
I will always fight for you

502
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,964
in an embarrassing
and inappropriate way.

503
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,502
* Out of nothing at all
You're gonna change the world,
Erica Goldberg.

504
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:59,706
* Out of nothing at all
And you're gonna visit...
a lot.

505
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,509
ADULT ADAM: In the end,
sometimes we need
that little push

506
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,877
to get us
where we're meant to go.

507
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:07,113
And sometimes
the journey is hard...

508
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,316
...and we struggle to accept
the bumps along the way,

509
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,184
but it's the people
you love most...

510
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:13,386
...that can help you
get through it.

511
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,021
Sorry, I'm late.
BARRY: Lainey.

512
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,190
I didn't think
you'd ever talk to me again,

513
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,592
you know, after ruining
your graduation

514
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,262
and embarrassing you in front
of everyone you've ever known.

515
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:23,930
Yeah, that was bad.
It wasn't great.

516
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:24,997
It was basically the worst.

517
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:28,568
Well... I don't blame you
if you hate me forever.

518
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,403
* And I can make all your
demons be gone
Hate you?

519
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,306
After everything
we've been through,

520
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,508
all those memories,
the best moments of my life?

521
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,277
I could never hate you.

522
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:39,246
We really had
some good times, huh?

523
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,214
* And I'm never gonna
make it...
We had some great times.

524
00:19:41,248 --> 00:19:43,115
(CHUCKLES)
And you know what?

525
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,785
* Making love
This is the spot where we had
our first real conversation.

526
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,287
* Out of nothing at all
Yep.

527
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,188
I threw that party,
made an ass of myself...

528
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:52,892
* Out of nothing at all
...and you were the only one
who was there for me.

529
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:55,828
* Out of nothing at all
God, so much has changed
since then.

530
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,699
I mean, not everything.
(CHUCKLES)

531
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,701
* Out of nothing at all
Even back then,
I knew I loved you.

532
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,869
* Making love

533
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,238
And no matter where we go,
we'll always have that.

534
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:06,506
* Making love

535
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,007
* Out of nothing at all

536
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,976
* Making love

537
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,212
* Love

538
00:20:13,246 --> 00:20:15,214
* Out of nothing at all
You coming?

539
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,616
* Making love
I'll be there in a sec.

540
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,950
* Out of nothing at all

541
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,151
* Making love

542
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,887
How do you know
so much stuff about me?

543
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,655
Your sister's
my best friend.

544
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,358
I've known you my whole life,
and I can honestly say
there's...

545
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,093
no one like you.

546
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,160
* Out of nothing at all
Thanks.

547
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,130
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out Erica was right...

548
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:33,165
Our family
would never be the same.

549
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:36,002
To my peanut.
ALL: To peanut!

550
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,005
Not a person in that room
knew what the future held,

551
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,540
and, yeah, it was scary...

552
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,874
...but that's the thing
about growing up.

553
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,611
You learn that the things
that scare you most

554
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,514
end up being
the greatest memories.

555
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:50,249
And for me,
the best had yet to come.

556
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,984
Sure, sometimes
I forget details

557
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,253
and always seem to get
the dates wrong,

558
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:57,089
but everything we knew
was changing.

559
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,292
And those next few years
of 1980-something,

560
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:02,795
well, they'd become
the stuff of legend.

561
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,969
Get ready to gobble-gobble,
Goldbergs.

562
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:13,105
And your taste buds
are about to explode.

563
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:17,009
ALL: * Happy birthday,
dear Murray and Bev *

564
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,313
ADAM: Ah, no!
Don't hurt me!

565
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,382
MURRAY: You almost
broke that light!

566
00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,250
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

567
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,118
**