1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000 Subtitle Resync by uploadhero 1 00:00:01,563 --> 00:00:03,382 Back in the '80s, TV gave us 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:05,526 some of the most iconic friendships ever. 3 00:00:05,909 --> 00:00:08,243 Ricky had Alfonso. Natalie had Blair. 4 00:00:08,345 --> 00:00:10,812 Tattoo had Ricardo Montalban. 5 00:00:10,914 --> 00:00:13,882 But the greatest friendships of the decade came from my family. 6 00:00:13,984 --> 00:00:16,318 Barry had his trusted Jenkintown Posse. 7 00:00:16,420 --> 00:00:18,787 I ran with the badass theater geeks. 8 00:00:18,889 --> 00:00:21,623 And we were kings of the school, kinda. 9 00:00:21,725 --> 00:00:25,093 My dad's crew was our dog, Lucky, and his ratty old chair. 10 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:26,528 Even my mom found a group of friends. 11 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:27,529 They were a gang 12 00:00:27,631 --> 00:00:28,864 of busybody yentas 13 00:00:28,966 --> 00:00:31,399 who proudly called themselves the "Frentas." 14 00:00:31,502 --> 00:00:32,968 They were known for their power-walking, 15 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:35,103 gossiping, and matchmaking. [Whistle blows] 16 00:00:35,205 --> 00:00:37,139 [Chuckles] You are an expert. 17 00:00:37,241 --> 00:00:39,174 Beverly, this match is inspired. 18 00:00:39,276 --> 00:00:40,242 I know. 19 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,810 I dug down deep and pictured myself 20 00:00:41,912 --> 00:00:43,378 being thanked at their wedding. 21 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,880 Hey! We're sharing a private, 22 00:00:44,982 --> 00:00:46,781 supercharged, erotic moment over here! 23 00:00:46,884 --> 00:00:48,617 We've been spotted! Run! Run! 24 00:00:51,388 --> 00:00:52,921 And the height of their Frentaship 25 00:00:53,023 --> 00:00:54,489 was their weekly brunches. 26 00:00:54,591 --> 00:00:55,657 Guess who brought fresh-cut flowers. 27 00:00:55,759 --> 00:00:56,791 And guess who brought bagels n' schmears. 28 00:00:56,894 --> 00:00:57,959 And guess who brought mimosas. 29 00:00:58,061 --> 00:00:59,895 Come on in! Sunday's funday! 30 00:00:59,997 --> 00:01:01,496 [All cheering] 31 00:01:01,598 --> 00:01:04,833 [All grunting, groaning] 32 00:01:04,935 --> 00:01:06,535 I just punished my insides. 33 00:01:06,603 --> 00:01:08,036 - I got to unbutton. - Tummy so full. 34 00:01:08,105 --> 00:01:09,504 I'm a ticking time bomb. 35 00:01:09,573 --> 00:01:11,306 What happened to my eggs Florentine, 36 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:13,942 crusty sausage puffs, and fluffy Bevcakes? 37 00:01:14,011 --> 00:01:15,143 Oh, that was for you guys? 38 00:01:15,212 --> 00:01:16,912 Yes. Who else would it be for? 39 00:01:16,980 --> 00:01:19,381 We just thought someone abandoned a four-person brunch, 40 00:01:19,449 --> 00:01:21,082 so we were like, "Let's go to town." 41 00:01:21,185 --> 00:01:23,285 It's fine. We can just have the bagels. 42 00:01:23,387 --> 00:01:24,886 - Linda, look out! - [Gasps] They're back! 43 00:01:24,988 --> 00:01:27,556 I don't even know how they got here! 44 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:28,623 They're like raccoons! 45 00:01:28,725 --> 00:01:31,626 Get! Get! Get! 46 00:01:31,728 --> 00:01:33,161 ♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪ 47 00:01:33,263 --> 00:01:36,531 ♪ But nonetheless, I feel the need to say ♪ 48 00:01:39,369 --> 00:01:40,635 ♪ I don't know the future ♪ 49 00:01:40,737 --> 00:01:43,738 ♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪ 50 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,941 It was March 28, 1980-something, 51 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:47,242 and me and the theater geeks 52 00:01:47,344 --> 00:01:49,211 were about to have our worlds rocked. 53 00:01:49,313 --> 00:01:50,478 [Clatter] [Group singing scales] 54 00:01:50,581 --> 00:01:52,647 Shut up! Shut up! Shut your tiny mouths! 55 00:01:52,749 --> 00:01:55,750 Not to be dramatic, but I have mind-melting news 56 00:01:55,852 --> 00:01:58,687 that will change your lives forever! 57 00:01:58,789 --> 00:02:00,121 I am talking about 58 00:02:00,224 --> 00:02:03,191 "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." 59 00:02:03,293 --> 00:02:05,794 The national tour starring triple threat David Cassidy 60 00:02:05,896 --> 00:02:06,928 is coming to Philly. 61 00:02:07,030 --> 00:02:08,597 - Did you get us tickets? - Better. 62 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:11,866 In each city, they hire local kids to be the children's choir 63 00:02:11,969 --> 00:02:13,835 that sings live onstage. 64 00:02:13,937 --> 00:02:17,005 And guess who sent them a tape of last year's Winter Jam 65 00:02:17,107 --> 00:02:18,907 and harassed them until they said yes. 66 00:02:19,009 --> 00:02:20,342 - You? - Me! 67 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:22,210 [All cheering] 68 00:02:22,312 --> 00:02:23,511 Holy balls! 69 00:02:23,614 --> 00:02:25,847 We're gonna tread the boards of the Walnut Street Theatre! 70 00:02:25,949 --> 00:02:27,048 I heard the kids in Pittsburgh 71 00:02:27,150 --> 00:02:29,017 got to have bios in the "Playbill"! 72 00:02:29,119 --> 00:02:30,719 We should dine at restaurants while we can, 73 00:02:30,821 --> 00:02:32,821 'cause soon, we're gonna be mobbed by adoring fans. 74 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:36,224 All of your expectations are completely reasonable. 75 00:02:36,326 --> 00:02:37,792 Next stop, Broadway! 76 00:02:37,894 --> 00:02:39,394 [All cheering] 77 00:02:41,465 --> 00:02:44,132 Dad, I have amazing news! 78 00:02:44,234 --> 00:02:46,534 All I need is for you to drive me to play rehearsal 79 00:02:46,637 --> 00:02:48,470 in downtown Philly during the height of rush hour 80 00:02:48,572 --> 00:02:49,871 for the next three months. 81 00:02:49,973 --> 00:02:52,040 Oh, that was the first time I said that out loud. 82 00:02:52,142 --> 00:02:53,341 - Can I go back? - Wait a minute. 83 00:02:53,443 --> 00:02:54,843 This is every day? What about homework? 84 00:02:54,945 --> 00:02:57,178 Homework is for people who can't do this. 85 00:02:58,148 --> 00:03:00,048 Stop. I'm not gonna have you flunk out 86 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:01,483 'cause of some goofy play. 87 00:03:01,585 --> 00:03:04,653 Goofy? Okay, let me put this in terms you'll understand. 88 00:03:04,755 --> 00:03:05,954 This would be like if I was asked 89 00:03:06,056 --> 00:03:08,356 to do a hockey thing for, like... 90 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:09,724 What's the Broadway of hockey? 91 00:03:09,826 --> 00:03:12,227 There's clearly no answer that's gonna work for both of us. 92 00:03:12,329 --> 00:03:14,329 Dad, it's totally unfair if you say no. 93 00:03:14,431 --> 00:03:15,463 I mean, you drive Barry 94 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:17,232 to his wrestling matches and hockey games. 95 00:03:17,334 --> 00:03:18,500 Well, that's completely different. 96 00:03:18,602 --> 00:03:20,468 - How? - I like those things. 97 00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:21,703 You see the distinction? 98 00:03:21,805 --> 00:03:23,538 While my theater future looked bleak, 99 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:25,040 Barry and his boys were watching 100 00:03:25,142 --> 00:03:26,574 their favorite movie, "Colors," 101 00:03:26,677 --> 00:03:29,577 the story of gang life and the friendships that survive. 102 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,313 Man, I always thought "Red Dawn" 103 00:03:31,415 --> 00:03:33,048 was the most awesome movie about colors, 104 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,149 but it's "Colors." 105 00:03:34,251 --> 00:03:35,950 They're a fiercely loyal group or friends. 106 00:03:36,053 --> 00:03:37,352 They're just like us, ya know? 107 00:03:37,454 --> 00:03:39,087 I love you, JTP. 108 00:03:39,189 --> 00:03:40,288 All: JTP. 109 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,390 Oh, man, I feel like I want to hug you guys. 110 00:03:42,492 --> 00:03:43,758 But let's play football instead. 111 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,894 [Giggles] Frentas al fresco. 112 00:03:45,996 --> 00:03:47,729 Does it get any better than this, girls? 113 00:03:47,798 --> 00:03:48,496 [Laughs] 114 00:03:48,598 --> 00:03:49,397 [All scream] 115 00:03:49,499 --> 00:03:50,899 That's pass interference! 116 00:03:50,967 --> 00:03:53,435 Essie Karp's big dumb head got in the way! 117 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:55,503 Sweet! Various cheeses. 118 00:03:57,205 --> 00:04:00,073 Oh, yeah. [All munching] 119 00:04:00,142 --> 00:04:03,243 Barry! We're having Sunday Funday in the backyard, 120 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,078 so you kids go play in the front yard. 121 00:04:05,147 --> 00:04:07,580 Fine. We'll just play at Andy's house. 122 00:04:07,649 --> 00:04:09,983 His awesome mom is always so welcoming 123 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:11,851 and makes the best snacks. 124 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,753 [Whispering] It's Barry's new tactic to bend Bev to his will. 125 00:04:13,822 --> 00:04:16,823 Please! I make mine with love and lots of mayonnaise. 126 00:04:16,892 --> 00:04:18,391 [Whispering] She literally can't stand the idea 127 00:04:18,460 --> 00:04:19,826 of being replaced by another mom. 128 00:04:19,895 --> 00:04:23,897 Yeah, but she always makes you feel at home, you know? 129 00:04:23,966 --> 00:04:26,499 My body was your home for nine months. 130 00:04:26,568 --> 00:04:27,467 Yeah, so you claim. 131 00:04:27,536 --> 00:04:29,035 Watch the master at work. 132 00:04:29,137 --> 00:04:31,905 Have fun with your pals... Mrs. Goldberg. 133 00:04:31,974 --> 00:04:34,507 [Music played] 134 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:35,608 Barry, wait. 135 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:39,846 Take the backyard. [Gasps] 136 00:04:39,915 --> 00:04:42,782 My real mom's love has brought me back! 137 00:04:42,851 --> 00:04:43,750 Oh! 138 00:04:43,819 --> 00:04:46,252 Ladies, always a pleasure. 139 00:04:46,321 --> 00:04:47,220 [Sniffs] 140 00:04:47,289 --> 00:04:48,588 - JTP! - JTP! 141 00:04:48,657 --> 00:04:50,323 [Door closes] Close call. 142 00:04:50,425 --> 00:04:52,559 They almost went to another yard for football. 143 00:04:52,627 --> 00:04:54,327 Bev, we're your best friends. 144 00:04:54,396 --> 00:04:55,929 We help each other out through thick and thin, right? 145 00:04:55,998 --> 00:04:57,564 - Of course. - Then it's our job to tell you 146 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,599 that boy manipulates the hell out of you! 147 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:02,034 - Played you like a fiddle. - Please. 148 00:05:02,103 --> 00:05:04,737 I invented emotional blackmail and guilt. 149 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:05,971 That's my jam. 150 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,740 Well, then he learned from the best. 151 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,609 Thanks to her friends, my mom realized she was being played. 152 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,044 Meanwhile, a play about Joseph 153 00:05:12,113 --> 00:05:14,646 made my friends divas and me the odd man out. 154 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,715 Last night's rehearsal was amazing. 155 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,784 I love how loose we all get as the night wears on. 156 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:21,487 Yeah, that's when David Cassidy says the magic happens. 157 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,689 Okay, stop the madness! 158 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:25,657 None of you actually know David Cassidy. 159 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,193 Adam! David is a colleague. 160 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,129 I can't have this negativity. 161 00:05:30,231 --> 00:05:32,798 I have to perform tonight, and if I'm not 100%, 162 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,199 that's just not fair to the audience. 163 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:36,467 I'm gonna say something controversial, Adam. 164 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:37,802 I think you're acting petty 'cause you're jealous. 165 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,071 Of course I am! You're rubbing elbows 166 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,939 with the hottest stars of regional theater 167 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,674 and getting special treatment at school. 168 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:44,942 Hey, when we're here, 169 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:48,046 we're just regular students, like everyone else. 170 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,715 Okay! Time for some vocal warm-ups! 171 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,817 Of course, those of you who are in "Joseph" 172 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,585 can come with me for some hot cocoa 173 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,820 in the teachers lounge. 174 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:59,323 I can't have my stars straining their voices. 175 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:01,325 Um, what about the rest of us? 176 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,528 Oh. Uh, you have a sub this period. 177 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,764 All right, you musical scrubs! 178 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,666 It's my understanding that you guys are 179 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,169 the theatrical equivalent of bench riders. 180 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,971 So, I'm gonna whip you into shape with some suicide scales 181 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,173 and some voice sprints. 182 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:16,574 Those aren't real things, Coach. 183 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,076 Also, I should be with the talent, 184 00:06:18,144 --> 00:06:19,710 not stuck here with these dirtbags 185 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,312 who take choir for an easy "A." 186 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,047 Why are you never this fired up in gym class? 187 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,749 'Cause I'm a theater geek, Coach, 188 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,150 not that you'd ever understand. 189 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,286 [Blows whistle] That's a flag on the assumption! 190 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,154 Really? You like musicals? 191 00:06:31,223 --> 00:06:33,957 [Stirring music plays] Last month, my lady love, Ms. Cinoman, dragged me 192 00:06:34,026 --> 00:06:36,693 to a community college for an evening of theater. 193 00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:39,296 I had prepared myself for a night of misery, 194 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:40,564 when out of nowhere, 195 00:06:40,632 --> 00:06:46,570 this troupe of cats came crawling down the aisle. 196 00:06:46,638 --> 00:06:48,939 They were singing, dancing, 197 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:53,510 with their athletic thighs and their gymnastic voices. 198 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,579 I wish I could remember what that show was called. 199 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:56,546 [Music stops] "Cats." 200 00:06:56,648 --> 00:06:58,715 No. That's not it. 201 00:06:58,817 --> 00:07:00,851 It'll come to me. 202 00:07:00,919 --> 00:07:02,252 The point is, that was the night 203 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,121 my love for musical theater was born. 204 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:06,556 That's it! If I can get my dad to see "Joseph," 205 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:08,758 then he'll turn into a theater geek and finally get me! 206 00:07:08,827 --> 00:07:11,928 All it took for me was seeing one dancing cat show. 207 00:07:11,997 --> 00:07:13,763 I think it was called "Pets." 208 00:07:14,866 --> 00:07:16,332 "Cats"! It's called "Cats"! 209 00:07:16,434 --> 00:07:18,701 All right, smarty pants! Drop and give me 20! 210 00:07:18,803 --> 00:07:19,702 20 what? 211 00:07:19,770 --> 00:07:21,403 Monologues. Stage laps. 212 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:24,039 No, wait! Vocal tongue twisters! Move it! 213 00:07:24,108 --> 00:07:27,176 Mommy made me mash my M&Ms. Mommy made me mash my M&Ms. 214 00:07:27,245 --> 00:07:28,377 Mommy made me mash my M&Ms. 215 00:07:28,446 --> 00:07:29,912 As my theater dreams crumbled, 216 00:07:29,981 --> 00:07:32,381 my mom and the Frentas were standing strong against Barry. 217 00:07:32,483 --> 00:07:33,949 Aw, Bar? 218 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:36,852 The moms are back, and this time they have Donkey Kong hammers. 219 00:07:36,921 --> 00:07:39,155 Mom, today's the JTP Bowl! 220 00:07:39,257 --> 00:07:40,823 Go play your lady golf somewhere else. 221 00:07:40,892 --> 00:07:43,359 And so the great Goldberg turf war began, 222 00:07:43,427 --> 00:07:45,361 and only one gang of friends would be left standing. 223 00:07:45,463 --> 00:07:46,562 [Chuckles] 224 00:07:46,631 --> 00:07:50,032 Sorry, Pickle. Your end zone is now our brunch zone. 225 00:07:50,101 --> 00:07:52,501 Fine. Then we'll all go play at Naked Rob's house. 226 00:07:52,603 --> 00:07:54,236 His awesome mother always greets us 227 00:07:54,305 --> 00:07:56,505 with Ecto Coolers, Pringles, and hugs. 228 00:07:56,574 --> 00:07:58,507 Once again, Barry used his latest technique 229 00:07:58,576 --> 00:08:00,943 of emotional manipulation to trap my mom. 230 00:08:02,012 --> 00:08:04,579 But for the first time ever, she didn't take the bait. 231 00:08:04,681 --> 00:08:06,614 [Chuckles] You were cutting it close there. 232 00:08:06,683 --> 00:08:08,550 We were about to head over to Mrs. Naked's house. 233 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,185 Say "hi" to the Nakeds for me. 234 00:08:10,253 --> 00:08:12,086 But, you're supposed to beg me to stay 235 00:08:12,189 --> 00:08:14,222 and try to match or beat the snack offer of Pringles. 236 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,824 Well, my friends made me realize you've been playing me. 237 00:08:16,927 --> 00:08:17,926 Well, you know what I think? 238 00:08:18,028 --> 00:08:20,528 Those "friends" of yours are a bad influence! 239 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:21,996 Please! You don't even know 'em! 240 00:08:22,098 --> 00:08:24,257 Believe me, I've lived a long time. 241 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:26,192 I know a bad apple when I see one! 242 00:08:26,294 --> 00:08:28,695 Pfft! I can be friends with whoever I want! 243 00:08:28,797 --> 00:08:30,730 Don't you walk away from me, Young Lady Mom! 244 00:08:30,832 --> 00:08:33,499 ♪ 245 00:08:33,602 --> 00:08:35,335 Okay, I'm putting my foot down. 246 00:08:35,437 --> 00:08:37,937 This is our yard, so please go! 247 00:08:38,039 --> 00:08:39,739 Your yard? Oh, no, honey. 248 00:08:39,808 --> 00:08:41,574 This yard belongs to us now. 249 00:08:41,643 --> 00:08:43,943 Let's make one thing clear. 250 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:46,246 This turf belongs to the JTP. 251 00:08:46,348 --> 00:08:47,280 JTP! 252 00:08:47,349 --> 00:08:48,915 Only turf I see belongs to us. 253 00:08:49,017 --> 00:08:50,683 - Ain't that right, Frentas? - Frentas! 254 00:08:50,752 --> 00:08:52,218 Oh, no. They did a call-and-response. 255 00:08:52,287 --> 00:08:53,286 Took us years to get there. 256 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:54,487 Here's an idea. 257 00:08:54,556 --> 00:08:57,323 Why don't you run inside and fix Essie a fresh mamose. 258 00:08:57,425 --> 00:08:58,725 You hear that, JTP? 259 00:08:58,793 --> 00:09:01,694 They think we work for them! 260 00:09:01,796 --> 00:09:04,597 [Laughter] 261 00:09:09,870 --> 00:09:12,838 No, bro. It's two parts O.J. to one part champagne. 262 00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:14,873 Okay, everyone stop! 263 00:09:14,942 --> 00:09:15,974 What is going on right now? 264 00:09:16,076 --> 00:09:17,776 Seems like your mom turned the tables on you 265 00:09:17,878 --> 00:09:19,544 'cause her friends helped her learn and grow. 266 00:09:19,613 --> 00:09:22,147 Well, then, we must seek guidance from the only person 267 00:09:22,216 --> 00:09:24,249 who knows how to outsmart Beverly Goldberg... 268 00:09:24,318 --> 00:09:26,985 My sister, Erica. 269 00:09:27,087 --> 00:09:28,820 No. 270 00:09:28,889 --> 00:09:30,989 So... no Erica? At all? 271 00:09:31,091 --> 00:09:32,324 That is all we're gonna get. 272 00:09:32,393 --> 00:09:34,226 Aw. But I was really looking forward to seeing her this week. 273 00:09:34,295 --> 00:09:36,128 Well, if you think about it, she's off at college, 274 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,362 so it really makes no sense 275 00:09:37,431 --> 00:09:39,398 why she'd be involved in any of this. 276 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:40,399 So, now what? 277 00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:42,334 Now we take our yard back. 278 00:09:42,436 --> 00:09:45,237 We're in a real-life turf war, JTP, 279 00:09:45,339 --> 00:09:47,639 two rival gangs going head-to-head, 280 00:09:47,741 --> 00:09:49,207 just like in that movie "Colors." 281 00:09:49,310 --> 00:09:51,143 I don't think this is anything like that. 282 00:09:51,245 --> 00:09:53,312 We were there first, and they came and took our backyard. 283 00:09:53,414 --> 00:09:54,579 What's different? 284 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:56,948 "Colors" is an incredibly real and poignant movie 285 00:09:57,051 --> 00:09:58,550 about socioeconomic factors 286 00:09:58,652 --> 00:10:00,185 that created a political tinderbox within... 287 00:10:00,287 --> 00:10:01,620 Now you get it! 288 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,855 We're in a real-life war, just like in that movie "Colors." 289 00:10:03,957 --> 00:10:06,158 Guys, we live in the suburbs of Jenkintown. 290 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,559 It's super offensive to compare our... 291 00:10:07,661 --> 00:10:10,429 Bro, just get on board. He's not letting this one go. 292 00:10:11,832 --> 00:10:13,765 Fine. We're in a turf war. 293 00:10:13,867 --> 00:10:14,833 - "Colors"! - "Colors"! 294 00:10:14,935 --> 00:10:15,834 - "Colors"! - "Colors"! 295 00:10:15,936 --> 00:10:17,469 "Colors," I guess. 296 00:10:22,658 --> 00:10:25,172 I was on a mission to make my dad a theater geek. 297 00:10:25,337 --> 00:10:26,772 But there was only one way to get him 298 00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:28,962 to actually watch a musical... lie! 299 00:10:29,064 --> 00:10:30,764 Dad, I have amazing news! 300 00:10:30,866 --> 00:10:33,133 You say that a lot, but it never pans out. 301 00:10:33,201 --> 00:10:35,135 Oh. Then I guess I can't interest you in these... 302 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:36,603 hockey sport tickets! 303 00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:38,638 Wait. You got us Flyers tickets? 304 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,874 It does say that on the envelope, so yes. 305 00:10:40,976 --> 00:10:42,208 The two of us together? 306 00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,177 Listen, I'm always pushing you to understand my stuff, 307 00:10:44,246 --> 00:10:45,712 so, for once, I thought it'd be cool for you... 308 00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:46,646 Whoa! 309 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,348 Thank you. This means everything. 310 00:10:48,417 --> 00:10:50,150 - Oh, boy. - All my life, 311 00:10:50,218 --> 00:10:52,552 the only way I knew how to connect with other people 312 00:10:52,621 --> 00:10:53,820 was through sports. 313 00:10:53,889 --> 00:10:55,288 A hug. That's unexpected. 314 00:10:55,357 --> 00:10:57,157 And when I realized you had no interest... 315 00:10:57,259 --> 00:10:58,525 This is a really long hug. 316 00:10:58,593 --> 00:11:00,293 I just didn't know how to get close. 317 00:11:00,395 --> 00:11:01,628 But now I can! 318 00:11:01,696 --> 00:11:04,063 The important thing is, I bought us tickets to something. 319 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:05,298 Doesn't matter what. 320 00:11:05,400 --> 00:11:07,734 You know, once you discover the magic of hockey, 321 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:09,302 then you'll see what I see, 322 00:11:09,404 --> 00:11:11,004 and you'll become a true puck head. 323 00:11:11,106 --> 00:11:12,605 Kind of like how seeing a musical 324 00:11:12,707 --> 00:11:13,907 could turn you into a theater geek? 325 00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:15,108 [Laughs] 326 00:11:15,177 --> 00:11:16,776 You know, normally, I don't get your jokes, 327 00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,178 but it's already working! 328 00:11:18,246 --> 00:11:22,115 Oh-oh-oh, man. I am so looking forward to this hockey game. 329 00:11:23,217 --> 00:11:24,249 Me too! 330 00:11:24,318 --> 00:11:25,551 Mmmmmwah! 331 00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:28,086 This is a really long hug. 332 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:29,488 Coach! 333 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:31,957 My plan backfired, and now if I don't take my dad to the Flyers, 334 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:32,958 I'll break his heart! 335 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:34,126 I'm on my shake break. 336 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,661 Don't you have any other friends you can talk to? 337 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,162 They're all in "Joseph." 338 00:11:37,231 --> 00:11:39,097 Please help me find sports tickets. 339 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,699 What's the TKTS of hockey? 340 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,167 All right, I'm gonna help you out here. 341 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,769 I share season tickets to the Flyers 342 00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:45,270 with 16 other gym teachers. 343 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:46,505 You'd do that for me? 344 00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:49,174 No. I'd do it for my lady love, Ms. Cinoman. 345 00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,676 This musical is her creative vision, 346 00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:51,743 and I got to support it. 347 00:11:51,846 --> 00:11:53,312 All she did was send in a tape. 348 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:57,616 I think you and I both know she's the heart of this show. 349 00:11:57,685 --> 00:12:00,352 [Gulping] 350 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:03,922 So much egg, beets thick. 351 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:07,258 Thanks to Mellor, I scored some hockey tickets. 352 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,194 Meanwhile, Barry was evening the score with the Frentas. 353 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,596 It's now or never, boys. 354 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,364 We're not just at war for our turf, 355 00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:14,866 we're at war for our honor. 356 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,734 Again, there is no war... 357 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,436 Just a minor disagreement with your mother. 358 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,072 And we're taking that mother down. 359 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:25,109 ♪ Colors, colors, colors, colors, colors ♪ 360 00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:28,813 ♪ I am a nightmare walkin', psychopath talkin' ♪ 361 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,815 ♪ King of my jungle, just a gangster stalkin' ♪ 362 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,383 ♪ Livin' life like a firecracker ♪ 363 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,784 ♪ Quick is my fuse ♪ 364 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,853 ♪ Then dead as a death pack, the colors I choose ♪ 365 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,356 ♪ Red or Blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don't matter ♪ 366 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,992 ♪ Sucka die for your life when my shotgun scatters ♪ 367 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:44,629 ♪ Colors ♪ ♪ The gangs of L.A. will never die ♪ 368 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,397 ♪ Just multiply, colors ♪ 369 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,366 ♪ Colors, colors ♪ 370 00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:52,402 You guys lose something? Like your turf? 371 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:53,370 JTP! 372 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:54,371 All: JTP! 373 00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:55,872 ♪ Colors, colors ♪ 374 00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:58,475 ♪ Colors, colors, colors ♪ 375 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,844 Ladies, choose your weapons. 376 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:02,612 ♪ Colors, colors ♪ 377 00:13:02,681 --> 00:13:04,848 ♪ My pants are saggin', braided hair ♪ 378 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,317 ♪ Suckas stare, but I don't care ♪ 379 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,753 ♪ My game ain't knowledge, my game's fear ♪ 380 00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,422 ♪ I've no remorse, so squares beware ♪ 381 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:14,991 ♪ But my true mission is just revenge ♪ 382 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:17,627 ♪ You ain't in my set, you ain't my friend ♪ 383 00:13:17,729 --> 00:13:20,564 ♪ Wear the wrong color, your life could end ♪ 384 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,532 Uh, Bar? 385 00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,634 I think we lost the turf war. 386 00:13:24,736 --> 00:13:26,536 ♪ Colors, colors, colors ♪ 387 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,238 ♪ Colors, colors ♪ 388 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:29,839 What am I looking at right now? 389 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:31,107 It's a gazebo. 390 00:13:31,209 --> 00:13:33,677 And that's French for "Eat [bleep]." 391 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:35,278 [Laughs] 392 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:36,446 - Ouch. - It's over. 393 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,481 - Told you. - Incredible craftsmanship. 394 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,383 ♪ Colors ♪ 395 00:13:41,485 --> 00:13:43,085 [Organ music plays] 396 00:13:43,187 --> 00:13:46,655 I am so jealous of you, your first hockey game. 397 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:47,823 [Chuckles] There's nothing like it! 398 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:49,592 Must be like opening night at the theater. 399 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,926 Not that you would know. 400 00:13:51,028 --> 00:13:52,795 Yeah, I was super bummed to be watching ice sports 401 00:13:52,897 --> 00:13:55,431 instead of toe-tapping musical theater. 402 00:13:55,499 --> 00:13:57,066 But then something magical happened. 403 00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:59,001 Whoa. So fast and effortless. 404 00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,869 That's Tim Kerr, left wing. 405 00:14:00,972 --> 00:14:02,771 He's like the Ben Vereen of skating. 406 00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:03,906 Go, go, go! 407 00:14:03,975 --> 00:14:06,675 I discovered hockey kicks ass! 408 00:14:06,777 --> 00:14:07,876 Ohh! 409 00:14:07,979 --> 00:14:09,712 You suck, Winnipeg Jets! 410 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:11,180 Oh, my God, they're the Jets! 411 00:14:11,282 --> 00:14:12,948 It's like "West Side Story" on ice! 412 00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:16,018 Thanks to my dad, I became a true hockey nut... 413 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,921 Standing ovation! Standing ovation! 414 00:14:19,023 --> 00:14:20,322 ...with a lot to learn. 415 00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:23,058 Oh, yeah! The gloves are coming off! 416 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,660 I love hockey! 417 00:14:24,762 --> 00:14:26,495 I love hockey! 418 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:28,097 Now I know why Barry never takes off 419 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:29,632 this dumb Flyers shirt. 420 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:32,368 It's like I'm part of the team, and I want everyone to know it. 421 00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:34,970 I can't take it. This is too much, too fast. 422 00:14:35,039 --> 00:14:36,872 I'm gonna give you a hug! [Chuckles] 423 00:14:36,941 --> 00:14:38,340 And you know what's even better? 424 00:14:38,409 --> 00:14:40,676 When you go to "Joseph" and I teach you about what I love! 425 00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:41,744 WazdaJoseph? 426 00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,512 We just learned something incredible. 427 00:14:43,581 --> 00:14:45,414 I tried your thing, which I thought I would hate, 428 00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:47,016 - but I loved it! - That's true. 429 00:14:47,084 --> 00:14:48,250 Think about it like this. 430 00:14:48,352 --> 00:14:50,285 How did you feel when Dave Brown was sent to the box 431 00:14:50,388 --> 00:14:52,488 for cross- checking when we already had the power play? 432 00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:53,956 I was on the edge of my seat. 433 00:14:54,058 --> 00:14:57,026 And that's how you'll feel when Potifar unfairly jails Joseph. 434 00:14:57,094 --> 00:15:00,162 I can't believe that analogy completely makes sense to me. 435 00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:02,765 'Cause I love hockey. We can communicate now. 436 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:03,832 See how important this is? 437 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,334 Okay! I'll go see the thing. 438 00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:07,202 - To the theater! - I'm gonna give you a hug! 439 00:15:07,271 --> 00:15:08,837 I'm gonna let ya! 440 00:15:09,906 --> 00:15:12,073 Okay, JTP. 441 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:15,243 Today, we face a rival gang the likes of which we've never seen. 442 00:15:15,345 --> 00:15:17,879 They're crafty, they're pushy, they're old. 443 00:15:17,947 --> 00:15:18,846 What do we do? 444 00:15:18,948 --> 00:15:20,014 I got it! 445 00:15:20,083 --> 00:15:21,249 Moms love laundry, right? 446 00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:22,583 So we bring in a basket of clothes 447 00:15:22,686 --> 00:15:24,419 and have them fight over who gets to fold it. 448 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:26,454 Or we tell them the floor's dirty, 449 00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:29,157 watch them scrap over who gets to mop it to a brilliant shine. 450 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:32,994 Or we say only one of them has the privilege 451 00:15:33,063 --> 00:15:35,863 of making us an afternoon snack, and then we watch them fight. 452 00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,165 Um, guys? 453 00:15:37,267 --> 00:15:39,000 Your plan is predicated on the idea 454 00:15:39,102 --> 00:15:41,035 that these moms love cooking and cleaning, 455 00:15:41,137 --> 00:15:42,537 and I don't think they do. 456 00:15:42,639 --> 00:15:44,238 Buzzkill Bradley strikes again. 457 00:15:44,307 --> 00:15:45,940 What does "predicated" even mean? You suck! 458 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:48,668 All right, fine. Just do... Just do the laundry thing! 459 00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:52,838 You realize those boys are upstairs right now, 460 00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:53,839 plotting against us? 461 00:15:53,907 --> 00:15:55,974 Let them try. We're inseparable. 462 00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:58,643 I am so glad that you finally stood up for yourself, Beverly. 463 00:15:58,712 --> 00:16:00,312 Oh, well, that's all thanks to you guys. 464 00:16:00,414 --> 00:16:02,080 No! You deserve the credit 465 00:16:02,182 --> 00:16:04,015 for putting that bratty little jerk in his place. 466 00:16:04,118 --> 00:16:06,118 [Chuckling] Whoa! Okay. 467 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,386 Let's not go crazy. 468 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,221 Essie's right... Barry can act like 469 00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:10,889 a bit of a poop head sometimes. 470 00:16:10,991 --> 00:16:14,025 My child's head is not made of poop, Ginzy. 471 00:16:14,128 --> 00:16:16,728 I mean, do you ever hear me call your son a dirty man-tramp? 472 00:16:16,830 --> 00:16:18,163 'Cause he so is one. 473 00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,265 How dare you. Drew is a gentleman. 474 00:16:20,367 --> 00:16:21,700 Girls, stop. Let's just agree 475 00:16:21,769 --> 00:16:23,635 that both of your sons are meh at best. 476 00:16:23,737 --> 00:16:26,371 Oh, please, Linda. Your precious little Geoffy is part of this, too. 477 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,516 Well, that's just Barry's bad influence. [Indistinct arguing] 478 00:16:29,551 --> 00:16:31,843 And so they all broke the cardinal rule of Frentaship, 479 00:16:31,945 --> 00:16:34,212 never rip on someone else's child. 480 00:16:34,314 --> 00:16:37,015 Baaad news, ladies! 481 00:16:37,117 --> 00:16:38,917 We got a lot of laundry, 482 00:16:39,019 --> 00:16:40,919 and only one of you gets to fold it. 483 00:16:41,021 --> 00:16:42,053 I'm sorry. 484 00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:43,989 No, that's fine, Barry. They were just leaving. 485 00:16:44,091 --> 00:16:45,257 - Fine by me. - Perfect! 486 00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:46,625 These bubbles are mine! 487 00:16:47,594 --> 00:16:48,493 [Door slams] 488 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,295 What just happened? 489 00:16:50,397 --> 00:16:54,266 I can't have people in my life who disrespect my kids. 490 00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:56,468 The yard's all yours. Have fun with your friends. 491 00:16:57,805 --> 00:17:00,272 Does anyone else feel really bad right now? 492 00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,807 - Yeah. - I do. 493 00:17:01,909 --> 00:17:04,376 Doesn't feel so good to win a turf war. 494 00:17:04,478 --> 00:17:05,710 Colors. 495 00:17:05,813 --> 00:17:06,878 Colors. 496 00:17:08,081 --> 00:17:09,514 It's really nothing like it. 497 00:17:11,051 --> 00:17:14,256 You've got to shut up. It's not... 498 00:17:16,401 --> 00:17:18,472 Now that I shared my dad's love of hockey, 499 00:17:18,655 --> 00:17:20,652 it was time for him to fall in love 500 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:22,737 with the glory that is musical theater. 501 00:17:22,806 --> 00:17:25,273 Man, I am so jealous of you right now, 502 00:17:25,342 --> 00:17:26,741 your first musical. 503 00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:28,043 There's nothing like it. 504 00:17:28,111 --> 00:17:30,946 You know what? I think this won't be so bad. 505 00:17:31,014 --> 00:17:32,080 With that, 506 00:17:32,149 --> 00:17:33,815 Andrew Lloyd Webber's opus began, 507 00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:36,017 and my dad was totally digging it... 508 00:17:36,086 --> 00:17:37,452 for about 10 seconds. 509 00:17:37,554 --> 00:17:39,054 After that, he was squirming. 510 00:17:39,122 --> 00:17:41,690 These seats are so small. It's worse than an airplane. 511 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,525 And he was hungry. 512 00:17:46,997 --> 00:17:47,996 Let me do it. 513 00:17:48,065 --> 00:17:50,465 And finally, he was sleepy. 514 00:17:50,534 --> 00:17:53,034 Very, very... 515 00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:54,936 incredibly sleepy. 516 00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:57,872 Dad! Wake up! It's the curtain call! 517 00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,609 Ah. Great. Let's go. 518 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,749 I've never felt such exhaustion in my life. 519 00:18:08,851 --> 00:18:09,984 Exhaustion?! 520 00:18:10,052 --> 00:18:11,251 You slept through half the show 521 00:18:11,354 --> 00:18:12,987 and missed all the best Pharaoh songs! 522 00:18:13,055 --> 00:18:14,622 That's another thing... What's with all the singing? 523 00:18:14,690 --> 00:18:16,090 It's a musical! 524 00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:17,725 Who sings that much? Who does that? 525 00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:19,593 Just think. There had to be something that you liked. 526 00:18:19,662 --> 00:18:21,595 Yeah, that part in the middle where I thought it was over. 527 00:18:21,697 --> 00:18:22,930 The intermission?! 528 00:18:23,032 --> 00:18:24,665 What do you want from me?! 529 00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:26,300 I don't get theater, Adam. 530 00:18:26,402 --> 00:18:28,435 [Sighs] Then you don't get me. 531 00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:30,404 So, theater wasn't my dad's thing. 532 00:18:30,473 --> 00:18:32,773 But seeing me so hurt made him do something 533 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,541 I never thought was possible. 534 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,745 Class, a very angry parent has informed me 535 00:18:37,813 --> 00:18:41,682 that some of you felt excluded from the "Joseph" tour. 536 00:18:41,751 --> 00:18:46,020 So, to make it right, I hereby change the school musical 537 00:18:46,122 --> 00:18:47,721 to "Joseph" instead of "Cats." 538 00:18:47,823 --> 00:18:48,889 [Laughter] 539 00:18:48,991 --> 00:18:50,457 "Cats"! That's the title! 540 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:52,726 My coat of many colors, please. 541 00:18:52,795 --> 00:18:54,228 It's got sleeves, if you want to use them. 542 00:18:54,330 --> 00:18:56,063 I'm fine. 543 00:18:56,165 --> 00:18:59,733 ♪ I closed my eyes ♪ 544 00:18:59,802 --> 00:19:03,404 ♪ Drew back the curtain ♪ 545 00:19:03,506 --> 00:19:07,307 ♪ To see for certain ♪ 546 00:19:07,410 --> 00:19:10,678 ♪ What I thought I knew ♪ 547 00:19:11,746 --> 00:19:13,046 Dad, wait! 548 00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:16,215 You got her to do "Joseph"? 549 00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:17,717 But you didn't even like it. 550 00:19:17,819 --> 00:19:19,118 For sure. 551 00:19:19,187 --> 00:19:21,521 But you finally got me to see how much it means to you. 552 00:19:21,623 --> 00:19:23,623 I did? How? 553 00:19:23,692 --> 00:19:26,392 I guess now we're speaking the same language. 554 00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:28,494 I, uh... 555 00:19:28,596 --> 00:19:30,096 I'm gonna hug you now. 556 00:19:30,165 --> 00:19:32,832 Again? We already hugged twice this week. 557 00:19:35,737 --> 00:19:38,571 Well, now it's a hat trick. 558 00:19:38,673 --> 00:19:41,174 ♪ Wonderful and new ♪ 559 00:19:42,276 --> 00:19:43,675 Hey. 560 00:19:43,744 --> 00:19:46,278 Shouldn't you be out brunching, croqueting, or power-walking? 561 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,880 Well, that's not very fun when you're alone. 562 00:19:48,982 --> 00:19:51,550 Mom, don't be mad at your friends for calling me out. 563 00:19:51,652 --> 00:19:53,652 They only did that 'cause they care about you. 564 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:54,653 I know. 565 00:19:54,755 --> 00:19:56,855 But after that fight... 566 00:19:56,924 --> 00:19:58,690 there's just no turning back. 567 00:19:58,759 --> 00:20:01,560 Then I guess now you can only move forward. 568 00:20:01,662 --> 00:20:03,295 ♪ A flash of light ♪ 569 00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:05,063 ♪ My golden coat... ♪ 570 00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,432 Wow. Hi. 571 00:20:07,534 --> 00:20:09,334 I can't believe you all came back. 572 00:20:09,436 --> 00:20:11,803 Well, Barry made us realize 573 00:20:11,905 --> 00:20:13,805 that nothing comes between friends. 574 00:20:13,907 --> 00:20:16,274 I thought you said they were a bad influence. 575 00:20:16,376 --> 00:20:17,709 And that's why they're great for you. 576 00:20:17,811 --> 00:20:20,212 ♪ May I return ♪ 577 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:21,379 [Laughter] 578 00:20:21,482 --> 00:20:25,784 ♪ To the beginning ♪ 579 00:20:25,853 --> 00:20:28,053 Thanks to Barry, my mom had her crew back, 580 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:31,123 and the great Goldberg turf war came to a close. 581 00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,825 To be clear, it was nothing like the movie "Colors." 582 00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:35,227 But in my world, 583 00:20:35,329 --> 00:20:37,295 a coat of many colors was more alive than ever. 584 00:20:37,397 --> 00:20:39,164 That's my son! 585 00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:42,267 Look at him bow! Look at him go! 586 00:20:42,369 --> 00:20:44,836 Sure, my dad never did grow to love the theater, 587 00:20:44,938 --> 00:20:46,538 but when the cast was just right, 588 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,307 he was finally able to change his tune. 589 00:20:49,409 --> 00:20:52,344 'Cause when you got family and friends by your side, 590 00:20:52,446 --> 00:20:54,513 life truly is a journey worth taking. 591 00:20:54,615 --> 00:20:57,249 ♪ Any dream will do ♪ 592 00:20:57,709 --> 00:20:59,860 _ 593 00:21:01,895 --> 00:21:03,354 Which of you is most like your TV counterpart? 594 00:21:03,456 --> 00:21:05,756 - Andy Cogan. - Yeah, it's me. 595 00:21:05,858 --> 00:21:07,691 [Ding] 596 00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:09,660 Mine's too good-looking, 'cause I'm ugly. 597 00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:12,062 [Ding] 598 00:21:12,165 --> 00:21:14,064 Yes, I was the one who always got the girls, 599 00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:15,766 so I always got good dates. 600 00:21:15,868 --> 00:21:17,584 [Ding] 601 00:21:18,302 --> 00:21:19,616 But he is sensitive and loyal, 602 00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:21,762 which I am... sensitive and loyal. 603 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:23,592 And I get naked.