1 00:00:01,335 --> 00:00:03,337 ADULT ADAM: Ah, Halloween in the '80s... 2 00:00:03,404 --> 00:00:05,739 It was a time when the costumes were highly flammable, 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:07,808 the candy was full of gluten, and you didn't have to sign 4 00:00:07,875 --> 00:00:09,977 a legal waiver to enter a haunted house. 5 00:00:16,884 --> 00:00:21,355 I had spent four days building my costume, and it was legendary. 6 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:24,992 Yes! I am literally the coolest man alive! 7 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:29,163 I really wasn't, but tonight my life would change. 8 00:00:29,230 --> 00:00:32,066 I was gearing up for an epic night of candy begging. 9 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,435 (GASPS) Oh, that is so cute! 10 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,237 It's not cute. It's friggin' awesome. 11 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,772 Well, you know what'll make it awesomer? 12 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,040 What the hell is that? 13 00:00:40,108 --> 00:00:44,044 It's for safety, and safety is the coolest cat in town. 14 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:46,714 Oh, my god. No! I'm not wearing that. I'm a cube. 15 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:49,717 I'll just staple it on. No one will even notice. 16 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,052 It's reflective. It's designed to be noticed. 17 00:00:52,120 --> 00:00:54,155 Come on. It's for your safety. No. 18 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,923 It's for your safety. Stop. No. 19 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,558 The corners fit in perfectly. 20 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,260 Get off. Adam. 21 00:00:59,327 --> 00:01:01,129 No! Stop it. All the kids are into vests this year. 22 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,297 Stop. Mom! It's neon. Cool kids will dig it. 23 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,366 Well... 24 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,235 Fine. You don't have to wear the vest 25 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,503 as long as you stay close to Pops. 26 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:14,074 Pops? I'm not going with Pops this year. 27 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,344 What? You go trick-or-treating with him every year. 28 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:19,380 I know. It's Evan Turner. He invited me out. 29 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:22,350 He's super cool, and he likes me for some reason. 30 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,652 I let him cheat off me in social studies. 31 00:01:24,718 --> 00:01:27,421 Evan Turner? Who's Evan Turner? I don't know any Evan Turner. 32 00:01:27,488 --> 00:01:29,823 That's because he runs in higher circles than I do. 33 00:01:29,890 --> 00:01:32,426 For god sake, he wears a shark tooth necklace. 34 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,596 To school? And the administrators allow that? 35 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,097 That would pop someone's eye out. 36 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,466 I don't know about this kid. 37 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:41,202 No! He's nice. His dad owns an Arby's. 38 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,871 He gets free roast beef whenever he wants. 39 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,106 Maybe we could get free roast beef. 40 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:49,076 I like this Evan Turner. Big fan. 41 00:01:49,143 --> 00:01:52,246 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of our sweet little pumpkin 42 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,482 running through the streets unsupervised. 43 00:01:54,548 --> 00:01:56,684 What are you talking about? 44 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,586 He's practically an adult. 45 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:03,791 Just look at him, busting out of his toy-box costume. 46 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,694 This doesn't help. 47 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,929 I don't know. I think it's terrible you're ditching your grandfather. 48 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,232 Pops looks forward to this every year. 49 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:13,367 He dresses up just to humor me. 50 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:15,336 Trust me. He'll be thrilled. 51 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:16,504 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 52 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,773 (SINGSONGY) Who you gonna telephone? 53 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,310 (NORMAL VOICE) The ghost fellas, huh? 54 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,978 Huh? From the movie. 55 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:28,849 Actually, I'm going with Evan Turner instead. 56 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:33,587 Oh. Okay. that's okay. It's all okay. 57 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,788 You okay? 58 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,724 Sorry. I forgot to tell you. 59 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,428 No, no, don't be sorry. 60 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,096 Forget being a Ghostbuster. 61 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,299 That kid's dad owns an Arby's. 62 00:02:45,366 --> 00:02:47,235 They give you the cup at the counter, 63 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,836 and then you pour the soda yourself. 64 00:02:49,803 --> 00:02:51,104 There's no rules there. 65 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,973 So go get some candy with Turner, 66 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,709 and remember, the bigger the smile, the higher the pile. 67 00:02:55,776 --> 00:02:58,045 But don't eat any of it till I can take it to the hospital 68 00:02:58,111 --> 00:02:59,813 and have it x-rayed for razor blades. 69 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:04,618 Again with this? Seriously, I'm not a little kid anymore. 70 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:07,255 That's right, honey. You're a big, strong man. 71 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,224 I was a man, all right. Nothing was gonna stop me. 72 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,159 (THUDS AND CLATTERING) 73 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,528 (GRUNTING) Don't help me! 74 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,996 I got this! (GRUNTS) 75 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:18,299 * I'm twisted up inside 76 00:03:18,366 --> 00:03:22,370 * But nonetheless I feel the need to say 77 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:25,839 * I don't know the future 78 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:30,244 * But the past keeps getting clearer every day * 79 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:32,446 It was Halloween, 1980-something. 80 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:36,817 Back then my brother Barry was obsessed with Lou Ferrigno and The Incredible Hulk. 81 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,919 (ROARING) It was a show about a hero with anger issues, 82 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,554 which Barry could relate to. 83 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,789 Ah. 84 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,958 Hey, kiddo. Looking good. 85 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,327 Feeling good, Pops. 86 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,329 You know what might make you feel even better? 87 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,764 A little trick-or-treatin' with your grandpa. 88 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,666 Dude, that's kids' stuff. 89 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:56,036 Got a rad party to go to. Girls are gonna go wild. 90 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:57,405 Ladies love the Hulk. 91 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,139 Such a badass. 92 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,141 (ROARS) 93 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:02,510 I, I don't know what you're doing, 94 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,445 but I think you're doing it wrong. 95 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,614 While my brother was gearing up for a night on the town, (ROARS) 96 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,583 my father was gearing up for a night on his ass. (DOORBELL RINGS) 97 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:10,884 (CHILDREN SHOUTING) Trick-or-treat! 98 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,320 MURRAY: Bevy, it's for you! 99 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,121 (CROWD CHEERING ON TV) 100 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:16,056 CHILDREN: Trick or treat! 101 00:04:16,123 --> 00:04:18,759 Oh, you're so cute! 102 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:20,961 (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 103 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,696 Nice, Murray. 104 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,164 Can you at least put some pants on? 105 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,999 Because this whole visual festival 106 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,801 is very uninviting, 107 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,570 and I think it's gonna scare the children. 108 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,104 Lucky for me, it's the one night 109 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:32,873 of the year where that's okay. 110 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,242 I'm tired of being the one that always hands out the candy. 111 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:36,710 I can help. 112 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,746 This whole night's been a bust anyway. 113 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:41,181 Oh, well, that's the spirit. 114 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:44,818 One per customer. Don't invite any of the moms in for wine. 115 00:04:49,056 --> 00:04:50,724 Oh, there he is! 116 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,259 My incredible hunk. 117 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,395 (PACKAGING RUSTLES) Don't touch it. 118 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:56,129 The Hulk's hair's supposed to be mussy. 119 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,666 All right, well, at least wear a scarf. It's cold out. 120 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,101 A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly! 121 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,670 Did you remember to tinkle? 122 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,705 The Hulk doesn't tinkle! All right, don't get angry. 123 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,974 That's the only thing the Hulk does do! 124 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,342 Okay, I'm leaving, mom. Bye. 125 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,378 Uh, excuse me. Come here. 126 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:13,847 Are you kidding me with that costume? 127 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,884 What? I'm Jane Goodall, the famous anthropologist 128 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,852 who lived with wild chimpanzees in Africa. 129 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,153 You look like a famous slut 130 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,755 who lived with the sluts in slut town. 131 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,223 Whatever. If you're tagging along, 132 00:05:23,290 --> 00:05:25,092 there's no way you're getting in the car like that. 133 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:26,760 Gonna get green all over my seats. 134 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:30,631 Fine! Hulk bring beach towel! Unreal. 135 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,666 Good. Stay in character. (ROARS) 136 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,834 Lexy Bloom's gonna love it. 137 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,068 Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom? 138 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,670 I don't know any Lexy Bloom. 139 00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:38,672 Just some girl that Barry's inviting to the homecoming dance. 140 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,474 Oh, that's wonderful! 141 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,942 Yeah, and she's gonna crush him. 142 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:43,911 Erica, why would you say something like that? 143 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,580 Well, because Lexy models for JCPenney, 144 00:05:46,647 --> 00:05:48,782 and Barry's the jolly green jackass. 145 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,786 Hey, your brother is a sweet, smart, handsome boy, 146 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:56,457 and this Lexy Bloom would be lucky to date him. 147 00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,725 Lucky. 148 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,059 Yeah, and I'll be sure to remind him of that 149 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,594 when she tears his heart out tonight. 150 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:03,431 Why must you two delight in each other's misery? 151 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,699 I have failed as a mother. 152 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,935 Can't really speak to that. 153 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:12,272 (GRAVELLY VOICE) Hulk ready, but is world ready for Hulk? 154 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:18,412 You have a good night, 'cause I'm gonna have an incredible one. 155 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,580 (PACKAGING RUSTLES) 156 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,282 ADULT ADAM: Speaking of incredible, 157 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,518 I was finally gonna be one of the cool kids, 158 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,787 not some weird doofus they looked down on. 159 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:27,955 Sorry I'm late. 160 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,590 Dude, what are you wearing? 161 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:32,192 (EXHALES) You guys aren't wearing costumes. 162 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,194 Yeah, 'cause we're not 5. 163 00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:37,465 We're gonna TP houses and throw eggs and mess with cats. 164 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:41,034 (EXHALES) Yeah, I stole this off some dumb kid who loves trick-or-treating. 165 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,971 Whatever. Let's have some fun. 166 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:45,038 (BOYS LAUGH) 167 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,607 Sure, I was in over my head, 168 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,309 but being a cool kid meant going with the flow. 169 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:52,546 (LAUGHS) Some little kid worked really hard on that. 170 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:54,147 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 171 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,649 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 172 00:06:57,017 --> 00:06:58,452 Look at you two, 173 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,822 having a magical night together. 174 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:05,726 Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause they break your heart. 175 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,495 They break your heart. 176 00:07:08,862 --> 00:07:10,931 Have a Charleston Chew. 177 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,933 (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 178 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,768 (CHUCKLES) BEVERLY: Guys? 179 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,870 (DOOR CLOSES) (SINGSONGY) I'm worried about Barry. 180 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,873 (CLICKS REMOTE) Check this out. I found this in his bedroom. 181 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:23,043 Uh, look, it's normal for a teenage boy to... 182 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:27,581 Spend some time alone, enjoying the bra section of a catalog. 183 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,883 No, no. The girl. 184 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,852 He's gonna ask her out. 185 00:07:31,919 --> 00:07:34,488 Yowza. She's a looker. 186 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,856 Well, and so's my boy. 187 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,190 (CHUCKLES) Right? 188 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,126 I mean, I'm not a delusional mother, 189 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:43,697 but Barry really is the most handsome boy on the entire planet. 190 00:07:43,764 --> 00:07:44,832 Right? 191 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,966 (INHALES DEEPLY) 192 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,568 Murray, you wanna take this? 193 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,005 I gotta get over there. Stop. 194 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,141 You're not going anywhere. 195 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,577 I've gotta get over there before that girl 196 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,947 breaks his beautiful heart into itty-bitty pieces. 197 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,481 Bevy, you can't always be there 198 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,183 to protect the kid from heartbreak. 199 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:06,119 (EXHALES) Why are you talking crazy? Of course I can. 200 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,855 If you keep standing in his way, 201 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:10,524 he will never grow up, and he will never leave this place, 202 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:12,860 and damn it, I will not allow that to happen. 203 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,729 I am his mother, and I am going to protect him. 204 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,932 And I am protecting him from you. 205 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,267 Leave him alone. 206 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,736 (SIGHS) Maybe you're right. 207 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,972 I shouldn't mix in. 208 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:28,008 I should just stay here and... 209 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,810 Oh, shoot. 210 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:33,747 I thought I got enough candy for tonight. 211 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,382 I'm gonna have to run out and get some Rolos. 212 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:39,386 Swear to me that you will not go to that party. 213 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,555 I swear on my life. 214 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,858 She didn't technically die, 215 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,094 but she did go to that party dressed as a ghost. 216 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:50,931 Whoo! Part-ay! Anyone here see Lexy Bloom? 217 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:54,034 Boo! You look like a friendly ghost. 218 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,669 (MUFFLED VOICE) Ari Caldwell? 219 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,337 You used to eat paste at my house. 220 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:01,008 Oh, who are you? Okay, this is weird. 221 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:05,378 Where's Lexy? 222 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,682 I need to talk to her about a foxy young man. 223 00:09:08,749 --> 00:09:10,818 Unfortunately, that foxy young man 224 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,552 was stress-eating in the corner. 225 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,387 (CRUNCHING) 226 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:16,123 (SINGSONGY) There she is. 227 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,525 (NORMAL VOICE) Lexy Bloom. 228 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:21,394 So what are you waiting for? Ask her to the dance. Okay. 229 00:09:21,461 --> 00:09:25,599 I'm thinking of opening with, "Hey, uh, sexy Lexy." 230 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:26,800 What do you think? 231 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,035 Yeah, that's perfect. Do that. 232 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,070 Okay, here we go. Three, two, one... 233 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:32,906 Stop pressuring me. You're making me nervous. 234 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,208 Nervous? You're the Hulk. 235 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,911 The Hulk isn't afraid to talk to a girl, is he? 236 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,212 You have a point. 237 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,748 (GRAVELLY VOICE) Hulk can do this. 238 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,250 Mm-hmm, yes. The Hulk is the mean, green dating machine. 239 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,018 Get in there. Come on. (EXHALES DEEPLY) 240 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,787 Stand up straight and smile! 241 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,323 My brother was about to take the path to glory. 242 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,059 (HEROIC THEME PLAYING) 243 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:55,796 (MUSIC WARPS AND STOPS) Or take a left to the kitchen. 244 00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:58,198 But if Barry couldn't sell himself to Lexy Bloom, 245 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,067 my mom figured she'd do it for him. 246 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,569 Hey, guys. Great party, huh? 247 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:05,773 Oh, thanks. And you are... 248 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,776 I'm the new girl in school, and, wow, I cannot believe 249 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,678 how many cute guys are at this party. 250 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,512 But you know who I think is the cutest? 251 00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,381 Tom Overton. No. 252 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,716 Chris Warner? No. 253 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,184 John Katz. No. 254 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,652 Scott Barker. No. 255 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,854 Vijay Chandrasekar? 256 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:24,457 Okay, stop. Those boys are all chopped liver compared to Barry Goldberg. 257 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,059 Barry who now? Barry Goldberg. 258 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:30,363 You know, dark, wavy hair, dreamy brown eyes. 259 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,333 Uh, he's just a big cuddle bear you wanna squeeze. 260 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,669 Yeah! Yeah. isn't he the guy that, like, 261 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,937 freaked out on the lunch lady 262 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,806 because they didn't have pudding? 263 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:42,075 He's passionate. He runs hot. 264 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,177 Life is long. You're gonna want that. 265 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:45,478 (MUSIC PLAYING) 266 00:10:45,545 --> 00:10:46,613 Excuse me. 267 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:48,481 While my mom was solving Barry's problems, 268 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,118 my dad had the perfect solution for Halloween... 269 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,820 (SIGHS) Give up. 270 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,355 (DOOR SQUEAKS) What are you doing? 271 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,857 What? I, I put a bowl outside. 272 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,859 I'm sick of answering the door every two seconds. 273 00:10:58,926 --> 00:11:00,327 Are you crazy, man? 274 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,230 The first Dracula that comes along will clean us out. 275 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:04,364 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 276 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,767 See? They took everything, even the bowl! 277 00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,668 How did that happen? It was only two seconds. 278 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,903 What are you doing? 279 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,639 I understand the candy, but the bowl, too? 280 00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:18,311 There. Halloween's over, and, uh, we can relax now. 281 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,180 I don't wanna relax. 282 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,916 I wanna give out candy. I wanna wear a costume. 283 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,385 I wanna trick-or-treat with my grandson. 284 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,887 This night's been a bust. 285 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,521 I, I think I should just go. 286 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,424 (SIGHS) You know what? Don't go. 287 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,360 We can still have Halloween. 288 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,694 How? 289 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,364 You don't have any candy. 290 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:41,034 (DOOR SQUEAKS) Hey, kids! Come on back! 291 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,236 Who wants coffee cake? 292 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,471 Smart! (SNAPS FINGERS) 293 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,439 Kids love coffee cake. 294 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:48,708 Two blocks away, 295 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:50,978 I was still trying to keep up with the cool kids. 296 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,212 (LAUGHS) 297 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:53,947 Oh, man, that's classic. 298 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,983 It's so wasteful. 299 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,684 (PANTING) Hey, guys. 300 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,121 My little brother said some lame-ass house is handing out day-old coffee cake. 301 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,358 Ugh! It's so dry! Let's get 'em! 302 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,360 Guys, wait! 303 00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:09,229 (GASPS) 304 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,430 I'm fine! 305 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,099 Yeah, I was in too deep. 306 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,834 Chickening out meant social suicide, 307 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:16,569 so I had no choice but to egg some random house... 308 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:19,539 Okay, everyone, grab an egg. This is our target. 309 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:22,309 Oh! Balls! 310 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,677 Or in this case, my house. 311 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,613 Uh, guys, there's been some mistake. 312 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,315 Now! (GRUNTS) 313 00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,050 Come on, Goldberg, do it! 314 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,151 (BOYS GRUNTING) 315 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,519 The pressure was on. 316 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,721 In order to be cool, I had to attack my own house, 317 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:37,757 but in my heart, I knew it was wrong. 318 00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,628 But I did it anyway. 319 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,365 (DOOR SQUEAKS) 320 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:52,072 Oh, balls. 321 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,374 BOY: Run! 322 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,475 (LAUGHING) 323 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:57,210 (THUD) 324 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,013 Guys, wait! Don't leave me! I'm one of you now! 325 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,181 (GROANS) 326 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,385 Oh, balls, indeed. 327 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,720 I guess I'm about ready to call it a night. 328 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:12,325 So weird. 329 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,661 Why does Lexy keep looking over here? 330 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,897 Clearly, she wants you to ask her out. 331 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,598 Oh, she's making eyes at ya. 332 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,133 Do it back. 333 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,870 (MUSIC PLAYING) 334 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:24,571 That was great! 335 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,006 I know. I just gotta get her alone. 336 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,275 BARRY: That stupid ghost won't stop talking to her. 337 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,643 Oh, she's looking back again. Do something cool. 338 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,147 Yeah. Yeah, more swing. 339 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,782 ERICA: Okay, jut the elbows. 340 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:38,218 Ooh, she's lovin' it. 341 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,354 Wow, he's really got some moves, doesn't he? 342 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,356 He looks like he has to use the bathroom. 343 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,392 He never tinkles before he leaves the house. 344 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,994 None of the bad boys do. 345 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,461 If you are so into this guy, 346 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:50,097 maybe you should just go ask him out. 347 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,965 Oh, no. See? He's on his way over. 348 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,067 Oh, I'm not ready for this. 349 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:56,336 You're on my sheet. You're on my sheet! 350 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,638 (GRUNTS) Oh... 351 00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:03,110 Oh! Lexy Bloom. Didn't think I'd see you here. 352 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,344 It's my house. 353 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,445 Yeah, it is. Yeah. 354 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:07,948 Flashdance. 355 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,450 Good movie, better costume. 356 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,920 And you're... Oscar the Grouch. 357 00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,888 (MUSIC PLAYING) 358 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,358 Yeah! That's me. I live in a trash can. 359 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:19,859 I mean, I don't really live in a trash can. 360 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,129 I have a nice home. We're comfortable, 361 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,164 except right now. Anywho... 362 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,999 (UNDER BREATH) Why'd I just say "anywho"? 363 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,501 (NORMAL VOICE) Anyhow, I was thinking based on your costume, 364 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,005 that you like dancing, that we could, uh, maybe just... 365 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,473 (GASPS) Oh! 366 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,574 (GASPING) 367 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:38,912 I am so sorry! Oh. 368 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,647 Stop! Let's just... You're making it worse! 369 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,282 Here. I've got some tissues. 370 00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,451 Just dab it so the stain won't settle in. 371 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,653 You don't wanna smear it. It'll just get right in there. 372 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:47,854 Mom? 373 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:49,957 I'm not your mom. 374 00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,559 (BREATHY VOICE) I'm a spooky ghost. Ooh! 375 00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:54,995 (CLEARS THROAT) 376 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,663 (GASPS) 377 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,931 (MURMURING) 378 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,500 Oh, god, no. 379 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:01,634 (SINGSONGY) Hi. 380 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,070 What are you doing here? 381 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,638 I just wanted to talk to all your friends. Why? 382 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:08,141 'Cause I know how wonderful and delicious you are, 383 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,311 and I want them to know how wonderful and delicious you are. 384 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,512 He's delicious! 385 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,646 (LAUGHTER) Oh, god, no. 386 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,782 Stop calling me "delicious"! No! 387 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:17,017 Oh, honey! 388 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,719 (GIRLS LAUGHING) (GROWLING) 389 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,089 BEVERLY: Honey, I'm sorry! (GROWLS) 390 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,591 At least let mommy drive you home! 391 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,359 Erica got her Halloween treat, 392 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,728 but it wasn't as sweet as she thought it would be. 393 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,535 My dad was always calling us "morons." 394 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,604 Tonight he was right. 395 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,539 You attack your own house... 396 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:42,409 Your family's house... With eggs. 397 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,477 No more omelets for you! 398 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:47,314 All of your egg privileges... Gone! 399 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:50,850 Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. 400 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:54,754 I, I just wanted a good, clean fun night of "Ghostbuster"ing. 401 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,423 MURRAY: You know what else? 402 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,825 You're grounded. You are so grounded. 403 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,827 Three weeks! 404 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:03,463 And don't think I'm not confiscating all your candy from you. 405 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:04,998 Mine. 406 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:08,268 I didn't get any. This just keeps getting better and better. 407 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,004 Oh-ho! Now who's gonna get it? 408 00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,305 (SINGSONGY) You're in trouble. 409 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,840 Is Barry here? No. 410 00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,708 He must be in his room. 411 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,910 This one vandalized his own house. 412 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:21,248 That's right. It's covered in eggs! Covered! 413 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,150 (FOOTSTEPS DEPART) 414 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,917 I thought she'd weigh in on that. 415 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,954 He's not in his room. 416 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,689 This is bad. 417 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,459 Really bad. He was so upset. 418 00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,894 You mixed in, didn't you? 419 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,830 There might have been some light mixing. yeah. 420 00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,566 I told you not to get involved. 421 00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,269 Well, I didn't listen. But you swore on your life. 422 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,871 If Barry had gotten his heart broken, I'd die, 423 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,706 so I was dead either way. 424 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,008 I cannot argue with that logic. 425 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:51,111 (SIGHS) I just... 426 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:55,348 ...knew that girl wouldn't see Barry the way that I see him. 427 00:16:55,415 --> 00:17:00,720 He is a sweet, sensitive, lactose-intolerant, delicious, little boy. 428 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,689 You didn't call him "delicious" 429 00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,357 in front of the girl, did you? 430 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:07,127 Maybe. (GROANS) 431 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,830 It was all a blur after I tissued off her boob. You what? 432 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,832 There he is. I have to go apologize. 433 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,267 I'm going out there. 434 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,369 No, no, no. Don't go to him. Go to him? 435 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,638 You know that's not what I said. 436 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,207 No more apologies. 437 00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,309 The best gift you can give him 438 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,012 is to leave him the hell alone. 439 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,252 (VEHICLE APPROACHES) 440 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,954 (ENGINE IDLES) 441 00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,223 (ENGINE TURNS OFF) (CAR DOOR OPENS) 442 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,330 Hey. 443 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:44,764 How was the rest of the party? 444 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,500 Any other moms show up? 445 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,869 You know, I was really looking forward to you embarrassing yourself, 446 00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:53,340 but something about mom doing it for you just... 447 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,574 Took the fun out of it. 448 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,909 Well, sorry to ruin your night. 449 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,882 Actually, I ruined your night. 450 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:06,586 I sort of mentioned to mom that you were gonna ask Lexy out. 451 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,756 What? You might as well have driven her there yourself. 452 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,392 I know! Sometimes I forget how crazy she is. 453 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,127 How can you forget that? 454 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,864 I'm sorry... 455 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,167 For real. 456 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:23,203 After tonight, I'm thinking if we don't look out for each other, 457 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,705 we're never gonna make it out of this house alive. 458 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,274 Agreed. 459 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,444 Listen... 460 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,513 There's another party at Allison Brenner's. 461 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,648 Could be fun. 462 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,850 I think she said you were kinda cute. 463 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,720 Say no more. 464 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,222 Hulk ready to rock! 465 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,324 Yeah, don't talk like that. 466 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:48,261 My mom realized that maybe now she didn't always have to be there for us, 467 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,463 'cause we were there for each other. 468 00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:53,600 As for me, I was all alone up on that roof. 469 00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:55,268 Or so I thought. (KNOCK ON WINDOW) 470 00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,170 (MUFFLED VOICE) You're missing a spot. 471 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,671 You're missing a spot. 472 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,509 You're missing a spot over and over. 473 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,844 I get it. You're angry. 474 00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,446 (SCOFFS) I said I was sorry. 475 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,981 Not good enough. I went to bat for you. 476 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,184 I told your mom that you were an adult. 477 00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:13,920 And what do you do? You go act like a giant moron. 478 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,488 Not by choice. 479 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,824 All I wanted to do was dress up, 480 00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,059 eat some candy, and have fun. 481 00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,294 Then why the hell didn't you? 482 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:23,029 'Cause no one else wanted to! 483 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,134 Yeah, you're at that weird age 484 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:31,771 between being a dumb kid and a stupid grownup. 485 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,441 I just wish things could stay the same, you know? 486 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:36,343 Yeah. 487 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:39,346 Yeah, I get it. I get it. 488 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,080 Well... 489 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:44,284 Maybe your friends have grown out of trick-or-treating, 490 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,419 but I know someone who's never too old. 491 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,991 (GHOSTBUSTERS PLAYING) 492 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,601 We're literally the coolest men alive. 493 00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:03,536 Roger that. 494 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,338 * Ghostbusters! 495 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,474 * If there's something strange 496 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,742 * In your neighborhood 497 00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,344 * Who you gonna call? 498 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,446 * Ghostbusters! 499 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,914 * If there's something weird... * 500 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,318 Ooh! Maybe I could tag along and be their ghost. 501 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,919 Just let them have this. 502 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,354 * Ghostbusters! 503 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,590 Right. I'm not gonna go. 504 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:26,092 I don't need to go. 505 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:30,062 Okay, score me one of those terrible coconut candy bars that I love. 506 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:31,197 You got it. 507 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,732 * I ain't afraid of no ghost 508 00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,467 Hey, guys, wait up! 509 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,769 Wait! Wait for me! 510 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,338 * Who you gonna call? I'm coming! 511 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,839 * Ghostbusters! I'm coming! 512 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,409 * Mm, if you've had a dose Hey, you guys... 513 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:44,877 All candy to the hospital to be x-rayed. 514 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,979 Don't pretend you don't hear me just 'cause I'm a ghost. 515 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,080 * Ghostbusters! 516 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,382 * Ow! 517 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,892 Mom! It's not coming off! 518 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,829 I have school pictures this week! (ADAM LAUGHS) 519 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,864 What are you doing? Get outta here! 520 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,933 ADAM: Uh-oh! He's getting angry! 521 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,135 You wouldn't like Barry when he's angry. 522 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,303 (JEERING) 523 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,572 Stop! I swear to god, I'm gonna take that camera! 524 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,876 Oh, this is me. I'm a rad dude. 525 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:17,944 Stop. 526 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,446 Please stop filming. Come on. Stop. 527 00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,548 (ADAM GIGGLING) Stop! Stop! Stop! 528 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:22,715 Stop! Stop! 529 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,150 Barry, you're pulling on it!