1 00:00:01,469 --> 00:00:02,636 ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, everyone was getting physical. 2 00:00:02,770 --> 00:00:04,805 Walks were powered, bodies were Jaked, 3 00:00:04,938 --> 00:00:07,975 and Richard Simmons made sure oldies were sweated to. 4 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,312 No one liked moving their body more than my mom. 5 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,981 (GASPS) Thank you, Richard Simmons. 6 00:00:14,115 --> 00:00:17,718 Your naggy nudginess continues to challenge and inspire. 7 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,688 Is it weird that it's his job to constantly work out, 8 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,023 but yet his body looks like mine after Thanksgiving? 9 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:26,294 He is ripped and shredded with enthusiasm. 10 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,663 You're just defending him because you share the same tank-top glitter-er. 11 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:32,600 I wish. All my sparkle comes from these hands. 12 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,068 And that smile. 13 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,570 (CHUCKLES) I have an adult friend! 14 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,372 Who's ready for the best news in the world? 15 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:39,873 Did Giuseppe's change their policy 16 00:00:40,007 --> 00:00:41,542 and are now accepting parties of one? 17 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:42,843 New Year's Eve, here I come. 18 00:00:42,976 --> 00:00:44,145 No, and wow. 19 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,846 The actual good news is that P.E. was cancelled 20 00:00:45,979 --> 00:00:47,581 for the rest of senior year. 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,250 We would high-five, but that would require 22 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:52,220 a level of dexterity we're no longer interested in achieving. 23 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,255 Squishy, you need to continue to mold 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,257 your perfectly formed child's body 25 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:59,993 into the sculpted adult statue it's destined to become! 26 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,395 No, no, no, I don't! 27 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,331 Coach Mellor popped a massive hernia 28 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,065 lifting the front end of a Pontiac Sunbird. 29 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,467 Was he trying to save a child? 30 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,068 Apparently, he was trying to impress a child. 31 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:09,770 Been there. The giant hole in his insides 32 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,339 means he's out for the rest of the year, 33 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,574 and Principal Ball decided it's not worth replacing him. 34 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:16,210 So P.E. has turned into rest hour. 35 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:18,045 No pain, much gain! 36 00:01:18,179 --> 00:01:20,848 Principal Ball made that kind of decision without consulting me? 37 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:24,084 I'm his right hand. I'm the Hooch to his Turner. 38 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,053 This is wholly unacceptable. 39 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:29,089 And yet, we're all accepting it without reflection. 40 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:32,593 At the holiday party, Principal Ball told me that he valued my input. 41 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,262 But then he called me Dennis. 42 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,698 No child of mine is gonna sit around and become a lazy lump. 43 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,133 Don't bother. He's pretty dug in. 44 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,601 He tried to make me carry him home. 45 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:44,405 No, I asked you to pull me home in a red wagon. 46 00:01:44,538 --> 00:01:45,873 Your version makes me look bad. 47 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,709 I'm always pestering Ball every waking hour 48 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,178 to keep me involved. 49 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,945 Is it possible he's not responding to that? 50 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:54,915 Exercise is the heartbeat of the Goldberg family! 51 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:57,551 Please, Dad stops and sits on the way from the couch 52 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,453 to the fridge to break up the trip. 53 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,122 You are not gonna become your dear but inert father. 54 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:03,924 John, cue Richard. 55 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,060 You're needed again, tireless curly-haired oddball. 56 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:09,363 Left, left and right. Nope, not gonna happen. 57 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,299 Gaah! Leave me alone! 58 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,500 We're moving! Dave Kim, look away! 59 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,801 Not a chance. 60 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,904 No hustle, no muscle! Knees up! Whoo! 61 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,972 ** I'm twisted up inside 62 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:22,075 ** But nonetheless, I feel the need to say 63 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,680 ** I don't know the future 64 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,917 ** But the past keeps getting clearer every day ** 65 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:32,119 ADULT ADAM: It was April 13th, 1980-something, 66 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,954 and Barry was on top of the world, 67 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,656 as was his best friend and new brother-in-law, Geoff. 68 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:37,591 There's my bro! 69 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,892 There's my bro! 70 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,794 Isn't it so cool now that I'm married to your sister, 71 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,730 when I call you "bro," it's, like, a fact? 72 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,298 Totally! I used to toss around "bro" 73 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,599 like it meant nothing. 74 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:46,767 Like when someone gets mad at you 75 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,101 for cutting them off in traffic, 76 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,603 "Enh! The hell, bro?" 77 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,772 Or like when it's a guy you kinda know, 78 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,541 even slept at his house once as a kid, 79 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,109 but you can't remember if his name is Greg or Craig? 80 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,177 "Hey, bro!" 81 00:02:57,311 --> 00:02:58,579 No more. 82 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,681 I hereby declare "bro" a sacred term 83 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,250 reserved for our special brotherhood. 84 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,784 And I will always honor that, bro. 85 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,819 Unless I run into Greg/Craig. 86 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,688 His dad lent me boxers to sleep in once. 87 00:03:07,821 --> 00:03:09,156 I remember his name was Dwayne. 88 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,958 I'd love to keep bro'ing it up, but I got a thing. 89 00:03:11,091 --> 00:03:12,893 I got a thing, too, bro! Bro you later? 90 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,395 Later, bro. 91 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:15,496 Wait. Are you going left here? 92 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,365 Sure am. Huh. Me too! 93 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:18,632 ADULT ADAM: But the same direction 94 00:03:18,766 --> 00:03:20,701 wasn't all these bros had in common. 95 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,869 Suite 510? 96 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,805 Wait. Barry, you weren't selected 97 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,206 as a finalist for an internship 98 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,175 with renowned surgeon Dr. Andrew Solit, were you? 99 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:29,543 How'd you guess? 100 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,445 Brothers know. Brothers do know. 101 00:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,180 A summer with Dr. Solit would look amazing 102 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:34,248 on a medical-school app. 103 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:35,483 I heard last year's interns 104 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,650 all got into their first choice, 105 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,918 except one guy who got caught 106 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,186 switching out urine samples with his own. 107 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,554 What's the thrill there? 108 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,823 Coupla bros going for the same internship. 109 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,792 Well, if you think about it, bro, it's... 110 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,460 Great. So great...bro. 111 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:47,995 This is so not great. 112 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,730 Barry and I applied for the same internship. 113 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,732 So? You'll definitely get it. 114 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,033 Why do you assume that? 115 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,837 I love my brother, but you have better grades, 116 00:03:56,970 --> 00:03:59,172 you're more responsible, personable, and you're super cute. 117 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,240 You really think it's mine? 118 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,575 I know it, babe. 119 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:04,445 Look, I love my brother, but you're smarter, 120 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,014 way more passionate and alpha. 121 00:04:07,147 --> 00:04:09,249 Plus, you're smoking hot in a way that sneaks up on you. 122 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,484 I do sneak up on you. 123 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,252 Although... Although, what? 124 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,488 Barry's crazy competitive. 125 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,123 There's no way he could handle losing to you. 126 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,891 But Geoff is so... 127 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:20,461 Sensitive. Like, emotionally fragile 128 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,030 in a way that's always alarmed our parents, neighbors, and rabbi. 129 00:04:23,163 --> 00:04:26,233 If I won, it'd be like the pudding incident all over again. 130 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,501 We were freshmen. 131 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:29,537 There was one pudding left in the cafeteria, 132 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,038 and we both reached for it at the same time, 133 00:04:31,171 --> 00:04:33,341 and, knowing how he'd react, I let him have it. 134 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,309 I took what was mine. 135 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,611 With an air of emotional and physical recklessness that he couldn't deal with. 136 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:39,480 Oh, baby, no one can. 137 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,449 He then accuses me of being selfish 138 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:43,484 'cause I brought my lunch and he forgot his. 139 00:04:43,617 --> 00:04:44,952 He didn't talk to me for days. 140 00:04:45,085 --> 00:04:46,487 Lunch has always been Barry's favorite meal. 141 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,121 Right after breakfast, dinner, 142 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:49,890 and something he calls "midnight madness." 143 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:51,291 Maybe things would be different now. 144 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,893 'Cause we're brothers. 145 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,294 Like, real brothers. 146 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,229 It's by marriage, which is meaningless, 147 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,931 but a bro is a bro. 148 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:00,801 He's lived in your jacked shadow your whole lives. 149 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,570 Maybe there's another internship out there. 150 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,137 There's gotta be another summer gig. 151 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,439 You're right. 152 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,007 I wouldn't wanna hurt Barry for anything. 153 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,443 It's the right thing to do. For family. 154 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:11,011 It's what you do for family. Proud of you, babe. 155 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,913 I'm so proud of you, hon. 156 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,815 Let's celebrate with you giving me a foot rub. 157 00:05:14,948 --> 00:05:17,618 ADULT ADAM: As Geoff and Barry made their minds up about the summer internship, 158 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:21,254 my mom was determined not to take the cancellation of P.E. sitting down. 159 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:22,890 How could you, Earl? 160 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,926 This isn't some silly thing that they're never gonna use like Spanish. 161 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,828 This is physical education! 162 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:30,498 Oh. A meeting with a concerned parent. 163 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,265 Was this on the books or impromptu? 164 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,034 Either way, I'm here. We can begin. 165 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,869 We've already begun. 166 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:39,573 Mrs. Goldberg wants us to rethink the decision to pull the plug on P.E. 167 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,674 GLASCOTT: I'll handle this. 168 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:42,576 Beverly, I'm so sorry. 169 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,878 Our personal relationship notwithstanding, 170 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,780 that ain't gon' happen. (CHUCKLES) 171 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:48,849 See, you can delegate to me. 172 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:51,318 A-And she's twisting my arm! Literally! 173 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,120 Earl, as Quaker Warden, 174 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,788 I feel a sense of responsibility 175 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,189 to send these kids out into the world 176 00:05:56,323 --> 00:05:57,691 with healthy habits for life. 177 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,127 That's all great and weird, 178 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,630 but we got no P.E. teacher here. 179 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:05,566 Then I will personally teach an exercise class. 180 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,801 You? I was gonna say, "You?" 181 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,837 Based on my relentless input, 182 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,873 Aubrey, who teaches over at Jenkintown Shape 'n' Sculpt, 183 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,808 has often asked, "Uh, Beverly, 184 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,677 "would you like to lead the class?" 185 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,813 Um, Beverly, it's sadly naive of you 186 00:06:19,947 --> 00:06:21,381 to think that you can just saunter in here 187 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:22,616 and appoint yourself to teach P.E. 188 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:23,751 You know what, Bev? 189 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:26,119 You've worn me down. Go for it. 190 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:28,589 On the other hand, we'll allow it just this once. 191 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:32,526 I'm gonna teach Jazzercise to the lazy seniors. Whoo! 192 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:35,028 ADULT ADAM: The only problem was, my mom had no idea 193 00:06:35,162 --> 00:06:36,964 just how lazy we'd become. 194 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,500 I never thought P.E. was a class I'd actually look forward to. 195 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,868 I know. 196 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:43,036 I finally found a good use for a badminton racket. 197 00:06:43,871 --> 00:06:45,005 Ahh. 198 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,373 This is why we take the field. 199 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,175 Who's ready to get physical? 200 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,242 Whoo! 201 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,111 Oh, balls. 202 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:53,380 Goldberg, why does your mom look like Liza Minnelli ready to take a jog? 203 00:06:53,514 --> 00:06:55,282 Mother, a word? 204 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,551 Schmoo, I told you I was gonna make you move your body. 205 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,186 She did say that back at home. 206 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:01,822 We have a personal friendship outside of these walls. 207 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,424 Anyway, I'm your new P.E. teacher. Yay! 208 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:05,826 Are you kidding me? 209 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,761 I only have five weeks left in school, 210 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:09,763 and my social runway's cleared for a smooth landing. 211 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:10,864 And now this? 212 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:12,399 I just think it's important 213 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,434 that children remain active. 214 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:16,103 Well, I'm not doing it. 215 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,805 Okay. Well, then you're not gonna get your P.E. credit, 216 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,607 and you're not gonna graduate. 217 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,775 Fine. I'll give up all my hopes and dreams 218 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:23,276 before I let my demented mother 219 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:24,945 make me Jazzercise with my friends. 220 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:27,848 Actually, I'm gonna call it "School-ercise." 221 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,283 I don't care what it's called. I'm out. 222 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:33,020 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go lay down 223 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:35,523 in the hammock I made out of jump ropes and Nerf balls. 224 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:40,594 I guess it's over. Oh, it is far from over. 225 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,396 That's too ominous for a school setting involving children, 226 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,499 but, hey, I'm along for the ride. 227 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,935 ADULT ADAM: While my mom wasn't gonna go down without a fight, 228 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:51,104 Geoff was prepared to give up his internship to his number-one bro. 229 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:53,273 Yo, Brobi-Wan Kenobi. 230 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,876 My man Dominique Bro-ilkins. 231 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,244 Some work better than others. 232 00:07:57,377 --> 00:07:58,779 So, look, I've been thinking. 233 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,781 About that internship with Dr. Solit? 234 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:02,115 I don't think I'm gonna do it. 235 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,251 Me neither. You've got to. You're a shoo-in. 236 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,620 If anyone's shoes are in, it's you. 237 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:08,021 That's not the expression. 238 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,657 Barry, there's no way I could go for this thing 239 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,091 knowing that you're up for it, too. 240 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,793 There's no way I can go for it knowing you are. 241 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,027 Aww. So much aww. 242 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,496 So, what're we saying? That I should do it? 243 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:17,831 Do it up. Totally. 244 00:08:17,965 --> 00:08:19,099 By "do it up," does that mean backing out 245 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:20,200 or not backing out? 246 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,135 It's backing out of backing out. 247 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:24,572 And I insist, because now the path is clear. 248 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:25,939 The path is clear? Exactly. 249 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,841 For me? Uh-huh. My pleasure. 250 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:28,809 What exactly is your pleasure? 251 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,277 Clearing a path. For you. 252 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,845 Oh. Okay. 253 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,647 Well, thanks. Anytime. 254 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:35,482 Have fun on your rocket ride, 255 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:37,350 and remember to mention me in your speech at the Medical Hall of Fame. 256 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,689 It's just, I gotta ask, are... 257 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,657 Are you backing out because you think you'd beat me? 258 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,626 What? No. 259 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,862 Well, not like beat beat, but I think it's obvious I'd have a slight edge. 260 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:50,598 An edge? A slight huge edge. 261 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,299 Wait. Why were you gonna back out? 262 00:08:52,432 --> 00:08:53,466 Because I know I'd get it. 263 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:55,636 Oh, you know? Well, what if I got it? 264 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:56,970 Like how I got the pudding? 265 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,338 I let you have that pudding. 266 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:02,142 Or I took that pudding with my indomitable will and brawn. 267 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:04,878 Or I knew that baby Barry would throw a tantrum 268 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,279 if he didn't have his Snack Pack. 269 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,081 Because I'm smarter than you. Oh, yeah? 270 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,183 How many fingers am I holding behind my back? 271 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,451 Is it one and it's the middle? 272 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:13,854 Mmpf! Don't care. 273 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,355 I'm still getting that internship. 274 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,725 The hell you are, because now I'm not backing down. 275 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,160 Then it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong. 276 00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,795 Isn't Donkey Kong the loser in that game? 277 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,397 Everyone's the hero of their own story. 278 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,800 Dammit! Find your own way to storm off. 279 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:28,401 You find your own way to storm off! 280 00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,704 ADULT ADAM: As Barry and Geoff were ready to go to war, 281 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,572 I was still riding high on defeating my mom. 282 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,707 Or so I thought. 283 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,809 Gaah! I mean, "Gah." 284 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:38,578 Well, hello, Adam. Or should I say pupil? (CHUCKLES) 285 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,180 Because I am a teacher... 286 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,515 A teacher of the physical arts. 287 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:45,919 No. You are nothing because you have no students to instruct. 288 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,922 Au contraire, fruit of my 26-hour labor. 289 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,591 I have plenty of eager bodies to shape. 290 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,061 In fact, here comes my star scholar now. 291 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,296 Ready for class. Brea, what is this? 292 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,597 I'm School-ercising with your mom. 293 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:58,899 How did she get to you? 294 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,734 It's our pantry, isn't it? 295 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,103 It's loaded, 296 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,404 and your mom hasn't bought a bag of chips in years. 297 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,839 We have chips. 298 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:07,007 Yeah, homemade banana chips. 299 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,776 That might as well be deviled eggs. 300 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,444 Adam, I like P.E. And aerobics seems fun. 301 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,780 That's why Mariel's doing it, too. 302 00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:14,414 I forgot my workout clothes. 303 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,516 Is it cool if I just wear my bikini? 304 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:19,787 Well, keep all the obvious hot zones covered, and we're good. 305 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,288 You thinking what I'm thinking? 306 00:10:21,421 --> 00:10:23,957 You know, I'd like to continue my education in P.E., too. 307 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,959 All are welcome! 308 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,394 (CHUCKLES) Oh, look, Adam, 309 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:29,629 all your peers want to get physical with your mama. 310 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,364 ADULT ADAM: Yeah, there was no version of that phrase 311 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,166 that brought me joy, but to my horror, 312 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,802 with the popular kids on board, 313 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,904 School-ercise was taking off. 314 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,206 We're gonna do some pelvic loops, okay? 315 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,842 Pretend there's a crayon tied to your hips, 316 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,811 and you're gonna just do big circles. 317 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,079 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone. 318 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,349 Not you, too, Dave Kim? 319 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,019 Sorry. Mariel's here. Dave Kim needs this. 320 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,088 Just go. I never wasn't gonna. 321 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,125 (PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 322 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,093 Pretty soon, everyone will be joining in. 323 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,296 Everyone. 324 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,365 ADULT ADAM: And by "everyone," she clearly meant me. 325 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,468 ADULT ADAM: Geoff was determined 326 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,403 to win the internship away from Barry. 327 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,439 Only one problem... Geoff was Geoff. 328 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,374 Oh, thank goodness, strawberry Quik. 329 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,143 I really need to take the edge off. 330 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,112 Well, it's over now, baby. The internship's Barry's. What? 331 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,514 I'm the superior candidate. You just said so yourself. 332 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:22,816 And you are. 333 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,417 But thinking about it, 334 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,020 Barry's got something that you'll never have. 335 00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,489 The irrational, aggressive intensity of a lunatic. 336 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,458 But that's a bad thing. Most of the time. 337 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,960 But this is a competition, 338 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,162 and the person who's willing to be the boldest always wins. 339 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,797 That's not true. Isn't it, though? 340 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,032 By the way, I made a reservation at Bombay Palace tonight. 341 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,934 What? You know I can't eat Indian food. 342 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:42,302 Their spices are too vibrant for me. 343 00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:44,504 Sorry, bud, Mama's in a hurry for curry. 344 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,706 My neck is already sweaty, but it is my husbandly duty. 345 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,941 And point made. 346 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,209 Oh, you were just trying to prove 347 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,744 that I can't stand up for myself? 348 00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:52,913 You folded faster than the laundry I make you do. 349 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,314 How do I win this internship? 350 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,116 There's only one way, out-Barry Barry. 351 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,752 Done. I will be the most irrational, confrontational, 352 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,687 not-so-nice fella the world has ever known. 353 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,489 You're in the game, kid. 354 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,557 Yes! And even better, I don't have to eat Indian food. 355 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:06,159 Nah, grab your jacket. 356 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,528 That little scenario gave me a taste for tandoori. 357 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,998 ADULT ADAM: And so Geoff harnessed his inner Barry. 358 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,801 Gentlemen, while the internship is mostly clerical, 359 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,104 I expect you to have basic knowledge of medicine at your fingertips. 360 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,039 My fingers are jacked. Surgeon's hands, yo! 361 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,407 Playing God with my mitts! 362 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,875 O-kay. 363 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,944 Mr. Goldberg, question... 364 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,678 What are red blood cells shaped like? 365 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,547 Doughnuts! They're shaped like doughnuts. 366 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,050 (CHUCKLES) Cream-filled. Maple bacon. Glazed. 367 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,284 Cake for breakfast, y'all. 368 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,719 Huh. What are you doing? 369 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,021 While that is basically correct, I have to say 370 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:37,390 the ensuing outburst was embarrassing, at best. 371 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,292 You said best. And that's what I am. 372 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,494 Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-best! 373 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,931 I'm just gonna continue heading this way. 374 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,033 What are you doing, dude? 375 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,101 Say hello to Dr. Big Tasty, MD. 376 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,170 That's right, I've taken your rap name, 377 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,738 just like I'm taking this internship. 378 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,807 Well, good luck, fellow qualified candidate. 379 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,575 What's going on? Why are you being so gracious 380 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,544 and not attacking me with words and fists? 381 00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,112 I had a little chat with Joanne, 382 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:01,448 and she suggested there's no way I'd win 383 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,783 'cause you're too nice, so I'm out-Geoffing you. 384 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,953 Y-You can't out-me me. I'm out-youing you. 385 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,921 I don't know where you got that terrible idea, 386 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,157 but neat-o mosquito. 387 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,825 Is that supposed to be me? Yeppers. 388 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,593 Oh, no. You're disarmingly innocent. 389 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,262 Wait! Dr. Solit! 390 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,796 I'm the kinda guy who says "yeppers." 391 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,798 ADULT ADAM: While Geoff was losing ground to Barry, 392 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:21,134 my mom's aerobics class was taking the school by storm. 393 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,435 Wow. 394 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,072 You look like Alyssa Milano in Teen Steam. 395 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,773 I only know that because Barry rented it. 396 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,976 We watched it in dead silence and went our separate ways. 397 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:30,743 Ignoring all that. 398 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,479 Your mom is teaching during lunch since the other class filled up. 399 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,414 Neat. Now none of my peers have to miss out 400 00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,116 on watching her glisten like Kathleen Turner 401 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,385 in the erotic thriller Body Heat. 402 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,620 Barry rented that, too. I get it. She's your mom. 403 00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,556 But to the rest of us, she's just this fun, hilarious lady 404 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,058 who, honestly, really knows how to move her body. 405 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,793 You did it. It's all okay now. 406 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,997 Come on. The entire senior class is having a blast. 407 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:53,400 I admit, when I stare through the gym-door window in horror, 408 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,268 everyone does look kinda sorta happy. 409 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,436 Because we are. 410 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,837 Give it a try. Please? 411 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,806 For me? Let's get to the gym. 412 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,774 ADULT ADAM: Who was I to argue with my girlfriend in a leotard? 413 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,811 So I suited up and gave School-ercise a shot. 414 00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,580 Your thighs, neck, and tushy want this. 415 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,916 What does that even mean? 416 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,283 Come on. Just go with it. 417 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,485 I took Brea's advice, and to my surprise, 418 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,022 grooving with my mom wasn't that bad. 419 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:16,689 (PEPPY MUSIC PLAYING) 420 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,994 I'm feeling loose. How 'bout you guys? 421 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,395 Until this. (FARTS) 422 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,966 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 423 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,402 Yep, in a high school career 424 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:31,038 filled with embarrassing moments, 425 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,173 this one topped them all. 426 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,307 And not just for me. 427 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,278 As my day couldn't have gotten any worse, 428 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,779 Geoff's stunk, as well. 429 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,880 There you are. 430 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,549 Your advice was terrible. 431 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,851 I was rude and obnoxious, and Barry was a saint. 432 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,354 Hello, my dear and loving husband. How are you today? 433 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,289 No pleasantries. I am reeling here. 434 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,391 And not to mention, the Indian food is not sitting well. 435 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,993 The bus trip home was a white-knuckler. 436 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,194 Okay. We'll figure this out. 437 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:55,695 What's there to figure? 438 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,531 I'm doomed to be a beloved but average country doctor 439 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,700 who treats his simple patients with folksy wisdom. 440 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,370 Your worst-case scenarios are always so charming. 441 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,339 But this isn't over. We can still hit Barry back. 442 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,841 How? He's stolen my delightful persona. 443 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,343 He said that laughter was the best medicine 444 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,579 and then gave everyone several doses. 445 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,514 We'll just force the real Barry out of him 446 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,549 with the one thing that he can't resist. 447 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,051 All the buttons in an elevator? 448 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,987 His incredibly fragile ego. 449 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,388 ADULT ADAM: Erica was right. 450 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,956 If there was one thing Barry hated the most, 451 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,691 it was someone else being the best. 452 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,359 Dr. Solit says he'll join us 453 00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:27,894 as soon as he wraps up with a patient. Thanks, Raj. 454 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,596 Say, Raj, 455 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,364 I understand that you're a world-class fencer? 456 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,433 Not world-class, but I did do it 457 00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,701 for a few years in high school. 458 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,103 Wow. Well, that would definitely make you 459 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,370 the best person with a sword around here. 460 00:15:37,504 --> 00:15:38,471 Wouldn't you say, Bar? 461 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,872 I don't know about that. 462 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,175 No, no. Raj is the best. Clearly. 463 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,377 Even with a katana, which is the blade of a ninja. 464 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,578 Samurai. 465 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,380 I'm sorry. Did you say something? 466 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,881 Because this is all about Raj 467 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,384 and how he dominates with all hand-to-hand combat weapons. 468 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,785 That's an exaggeration... 469 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,955 Oh, and so humble despite your clear top-dog status. 470 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,724 I challenge you, Raj. 471 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,327 Cage match or elimination chamber? 472 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,295 Those are the same thing, and, no, Barry. 473 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,231 Raj is clearly the exceptional bladesman. 474 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,033 Falsehood! Choose your weapon. 475 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,168 I was just hoping to enjoy this three-bean stew. 476 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,836 Raj chooses bread. 477 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,404 Take your garde. 478 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,940 Yeah, I refuse on the grounds that this is incredibly stupid. 479 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,276 Ouch, Bar. Are you just gonna let Raj talk to you that way? 480 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,011 Never! 481 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,113 Please don't. You're getting crumbs on my jacket. 482 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,748 What is happening right now? 483 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:22,915 I'll field this one. 484 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,351 Barry is emotionally out-of-control 485 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,752 and attacked Raj with bread. 486 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,420 Raj goaded me into it 487 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:29,222 by having limited success in his past. 488 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,158 Okay, I'm ready to pick my intern. 489 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,425 I-It's Raj. Come with me. 490 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,929 Huh. Well, that didn't go the way I thought it would. 491 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,298 What the hell, dude? 492 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,667 You let me make a fool of myself! 493 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,835 You did the same thing to me. I hope you're happy. 494 00:16:42,969 --> 00:16:44,137 Why would I be happy? 495 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,505 I didn't get the thing I wanted! 496 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:46,606 Well, I didn't get it, either. 497 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,275 Then you should storm off. 498 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,609 You storm off. I have food here. 499 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,144 I have food here, too. 500 00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,046 God! 501 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,014 ADULT ADAM: While Barry and Geoff were feeling less than brotherly, 502 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,350 I had some familial issues of my own. 503 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,423 Uh, hey, so, what's the word in the hallway, homebody? 504 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,193 Has my, uh, little aerobic miscue blown over? 505 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,594 Miscue? 506 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,397 Half the senior class heard your two-cheek squeak. 507 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,998 This thing has legs! 508 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,400 Oh, my God. 509 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,635 I only have a few weeks left at this school, 510 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,637 and you just couldn't help but embarrass me? 511 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,372 You think this is how I want to be remembered? 512 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:20,873 It's how you should be remembered, 513 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,609 as a complete embarrassment to your children, 514 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:23,543 family, and community. 515 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:29,249 Is your mom hiding in the custodial closet? 516 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,018 Right by the lemon Pledge and a little chair by a radio. 517 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,586 She must feel terrible. 518 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,455 Yeah, she's acting like she's more embarrassed than me. 519 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,956 Well, you're not the one who canoonerred. 520 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,326 It's my family's word for it. 521 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,561 Adorable, but Beverly Goldberg's public explosions 522 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,029 are nobody's fault but hers. 523 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,597 Maybe you could at least be sympathetic 524 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:45,998 to the woman who tries to give you everything? 525 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,434 Hmm, let me think about it. 526 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,169 No. 527 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,204 Adam, all she wanted was for you to be healthy. Just like I do. 528 00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:52,705 You care about me that much? 529 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,040 Almost as much as she does. 530 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:55,575 So you'll make it right? 531 00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,677 I'll consider it, but I need a day. 532 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,712 ADULT ADAM: Or possibly the rest of my life. 533 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,717 ADULT ADAM: Even though my mom had committed the ultimate embarrassment, 534 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,319 the school day rolled right on. 535 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,521 It's Bike Safety Week, seniors! 536 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,725 Although most of you drive cars 537 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,794 and stopped learning things weeks ago, 538 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,864 let us not forget our two-wheeled friends. 539 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,433 Right. "Bicyclist" is just "friend" 540 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,269 spelled with many different letters. 541 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,936 Thank you, Principal Ball, 542 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,705 for scheduling this emergency meeting 543 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,074 so that we can talk about what happened yesterday. 544 00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,209 Crack attack! 545 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,710 Thunder from Down Under. 546 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,878 (COUGHS) Colon bowlin'. 547 00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,380 (LAUGHTER) 548 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:37,083 Stop! We are not replacing Bike Week 549 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,119 to have a discussion about a faculty member's flatulence. 550 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:41,388 I see. 551 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:46,559 Well, I guess my time here really has come to an end. 552 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,296 I'm sorry it ended this way. 553 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,264 ADULT ADAM: Turns out I didn't want it to end this way, either. 554 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,400 Wait. Mom... 555 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:57,904 You made gym, a class I normally hate, into something fun. 556 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,274 And not just for me but for all the students here. 557 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,442 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 558 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:08,581 Why should one horrible, life-scarring moment mean your time is done? 559 00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,383 Last week, my glasses fell into the toilet, 560 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,984 and I couldn't fish them out, 561 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,120 which meant, a whole day of... 562 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:15,588 (STUDENTS EXCLAIM) 563 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,361 I mean, who here hasn't done something embarrassing? 564 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,130 I barfed on seventh-grade picture day, 565 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,633 and they made me wear the only T-shirt in the lost and found. 566 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,068 So for the rest of the year, I had a new nickname... 567 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:31,604 (BLEEP) Last Resort. 568 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,676 I may have once kissed the TV when Wonder Woman was on. 569 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,545 Also, it was more than once. 570 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,349 I got one. I once paid my girlfriend's rent in Florida for an entire year, 571 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,518 even though I knew she was cohabitating with our dog groomer. 572 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,287 They went to St. Maarten for a vacation. 573 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,655 I paid for that, too. 574 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,491 I agree with young Goldberg. We all make mistakes. 575 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:52,625 Like Bike Week. 576 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,762 Why was this a good idea? 577 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,597 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 578 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,631 Adam. 579 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,368 So you're not embarrassed of me? 580 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,835 Always. 581 00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,538 But I can't have you being embarrassed of yourself. 582 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,006 You're Beverly Goldberg. 583 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:09,976 (ROY ORBISON'S YOU GOT IT PLAYS) 584 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,811 ADULT ADAM: As my mom cleared the air, 585 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,681 tensions still lingered between Barry and Geoff. 586 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:17,083 What? No. I'm not going anywhere he is. Good. 587 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,352 'Cause there's a huge world out there for you to explore, 588 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,053 most of which doesn't have me in it. 589 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:24,190 But stay away from Australia and the Americas. 590 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,558 Guys, stop. 591 00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,560 Joanne and I talked about it, and we're to blame, as well. 592 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,061 It's true. 593 00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,830 We should've just encouraged you to be yourselves. 594 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,500 You're brothers. You'd do anything for each other. 595 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:36,736 Even giving up something that you want more than anything in the world. 596 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,037 I really did want you to get it. 597 00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,772 Me too. 598 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:40,973 ** Anything you need, you got it... 599 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,041 Bro. 600 00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:43,242 Bro. 601 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,611 ** Anything at all... 602 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,878 ADULT ADAM: That's the thing about family. 603 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,347 Sometimes there can be disagreements, 604 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,181 even embarrassments, 605 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,617 but eventually, 606 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,786 if you find yourselves in step with the people you love, 607 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,524 there's no telling the great places you might go. 608 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:01,694 ** Baby, you got it ** 609 00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:06,466 ADAM: I've added some sound effects to old home movies. 610 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,536 (FARTS) Stop videotaping! 611 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,671 Adam, what the hell? I'm gonna crimp your face! 612 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:12,839 (FARTS) 613 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,607 I quit! (FARTING RAPIDLY) 614 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:16,676 We're called the Dropouts because... 615 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,378 We dropped out of college. (FARTS) 616 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,246 (FARTING) 617 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,113 (ALL FARTING) 618 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,052 Ha! Classic bathroom humor never disappoints, am I right? 619 00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,153 When it's classy.