1 00:00:01,069 --> 00:00:03,337 [Adult Adam] Back in the '80s, every summer seemed to zoom by, 2 00:00:04,772 --> 00:00:06,974 especially the last one before I went off to college. 3 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,809 It was a whirlwind of change. 4 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,711 First, my sister Erica was pregnant, 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,646 so she and Geoff moved home 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,348 because they were gonna need a lot of help. 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,184 [Beverly, in speedy voice] I'm gonna be a grandma! Whoo-hoo! 8 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,985 And my brother Barry got into medical school. 9 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,420 [Barry, in speedy voice] I'm basically a doctor! 10 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,622 But unlike most doctors, 11 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,391 he decided the best prescription was to move back into his childhood bedroom... 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,293 [all] JTP! 13 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:26,960 ...and invite his buddies over to destroy our house on a daily basis. 14 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,796 [all cheer] 15 00:00:28,929 --> 00:00:31,232 Even my grandfather, Pop-Pop, decided to crash in our basement, 16 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,568 shortly after he burned down his own apartment by overcooking beans. 17 00:00:34,702 --> 00:00:36,170 [Pop-Pop, in speedy voice] I overcooked the beans. 18 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:39,006 As for me, I was never more ready to escape to college. 19 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,108 [Beverly, in speedy voice] Barry! 20 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:41,875 [Adult Adam] Yep, life moves fast, 21 00:00:42,009 --> 00:00:43,744 sometimes too fast, 22 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,313 because that year, 23 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:47,515 there was one change that made everything stop. 24 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,351 [somber music plays] 25 00:00:50,484 --> 00:00:52,620 Just a few months ago, 26 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:53,554 out of nowhere, 27 00:00:55,489 --> 00:00:57,491 we lost my dad. 28 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,461 We will always love you, Dad. 29 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,696 Always. 30 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:05,199 And we'll find a way to continue on together, 31 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,000 because after all, 32 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:07,935 we're the Goldbergs. 33 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,405 ** I'm twisted up inside ** 34 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:14,508 ** But nonetheless I feel the need to say ** 35 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:19,113 ** I don't know the future ** 36 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:22,450 ** But the past keeps getting Clearer every day ** 37 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,718 [Adult Adam] It was September 21st, 1980-something, 38 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,020 and my sister Erica and her husband Geoff 39 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,389 were preparing for a baby. 40 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,258 Will you stop grinning so much? 41 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,226 It's distracting me from the Phillies blowing this game. 42 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,928 I'm just learning so much from this best-selling book 43 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:36,230 about the miracle of childbirth-- 44 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,698 What to Expect When You're Expecting. 45 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:38,866 The only thing a man 46 00:01:38,999 --> 00:01:40,033 should expect is gallstones. 47 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,402 [doorbell rings] 48 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,438 Oh, there's the glowing 49 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:45,439 mother-to-be! 50 00:01:45,573 --> 00:01:47,141 Come on. I look like crap. 51 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,909 [gasps] You're creating life. 52 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:49,843 You look like 53 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:50,544 God's perfect angel. 54 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:52,313 I'm in sweats stained with 55 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,614 three different kinds of ranch. 56 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,749 -Three? -I'm pregnant! Leave me alone! 57 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,084 Yeah. No. It's good. 58 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:58,319 [laughs] 59 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,454 That's a fun peek behind your marriage curtain. 60 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,223 Look what I brought for the baby. 61 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:03,524 Does it come in large? 62 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,658 Well, the giraffe 63 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,893 is a quiet animal. 64 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:06,960 I thought that would be 65 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,229 a good thing for this household. 66 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:10,964 We got no room for your oversized crap, lady! 67 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,966 Mrs. Kremp, you know my grandpa. 68 00:02:13,100 --> 00:02:16,804 Yes, Murray's eulogy was very short. 69 00:02:16,937 --> 00:02:18,872 You know what's not short? That long-necked horse. 70 00:02:19,006 --> 00:02:20,874 Why don't you saddle it up and ride it on out of here? 71 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:22,343 [Erica] Pop-Pop's right. 72 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,978 This house has too many people and things, 73 00:02:25,112 --> 00:02:26,146 and we're supposed to just add 74 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,147 another human being 75 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:28,148 to this chaos? 76 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,583 Oh, Erica, don't spin out. 77 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:30,984 It's all too much. 78 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:33,487 Yesterday, I almost tripped over Barry's nunchucks. 79 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:35,289 He leaves several pairs lying around 80 00:02:35,423 --> 00:02:36,257 "in case of ninja attack." 81 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,192 I can't live like this! 82 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,760 We need to get rid of everything! 83 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,094 Starting with the neighbor lady in the door. 84 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,930 So, Ben, you're-- 85 00:02:43,063 --> 00:02:44,432 you're living here now? 86 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:45,466 Is that something that's happening? 87 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,768 Erica, you're ready to nest. 88 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:50,170 "Nesting during pregnancy is the overwhelming desire 89 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,805 to organize your home for the new baby." 90 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,173 We've got to prepare our nest. 91 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,176 If by we, you mean me and my mom, then yes. 92 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,678 I'm kind of a part of it. 93 00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,613 [upbeat music playing] 94 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:00,948 [Beverly] There she is. 95 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:03,751 The oven that's baking my delicious grandchild. 96 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,118 Don't love the greeting, but I need you. 97 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:06,387 Of course you do. 98 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,422 I'm the most important person in your life. 99 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,324 And soon, your baby's life. 100 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,560 What a fun and totally insane way of looking at it. 101 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,995 Wait, are you bedazzling disposable diapers? 102 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,631 [Erica] "Schmoopy's Poopies." 103 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,600 Normally, I would say whatever keeps you busy, 104 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:21,168 but I need help cleaning up the house. 105 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,536 The day has come. 106 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:24,204 I'm passing down the vacuum to you. 107 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,539 Now, the first lesson 108 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:26,407 is to pretend 109 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,841 the carpet is a maze. 110 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,610 No. Yuck. [scoffs] Never. 111 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:30,944 Do you know what "nesting" is? 112 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:32,179 [chuckling] News flash. 113 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:33,847 Like a blond kangaroo, 114 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,983 I pushed three perfect babies out of my... 115 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,385 -I'm in the room. -...warm... 116 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:38,786 -Please stop there. -...mama pouch. 117 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,854 That's not even how a kangaroo gives birth. 118 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,956 So, you'll help us organize the house and build our nest? 119 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,359 Of course I will, because guess what? 120 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,127 I'm suddenly nesting, too. 121 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:48,362 Is there room 122 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:49,697 for a gentleman bird? 123 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,732 Geoff, you gotta stop making everything so weird. 124 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,667 All right? Let's go. 125 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:56,236 [Adult Adam] As my mom and sister were getting ready for a big clean, 126 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,206 Barry was cleaning us out of my favorite breakfast food. 127 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,208 Did you nab the free toy inside my cereal? 128 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:02,976 Indeed. 129 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,413 The early worm catches the cheap, plastic promotional coin purse. 130 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,180 You won't even enjoy it! 131 00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:09,883 [chuckles] The knowledge that you can't is enjoyment enough. 132 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,219 Big news, my special boys. 133 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,854 Barry's gonna move into an apartment 134 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,689 near his medical school like a human adult? 135 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:16,690 I told you, 136 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,759 I'm here to support our mother 137 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,227 who lost her life partner. 138 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,862 -Aw. -[Adam] No. 139 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:24,498 -You just forgot to fill out your housing forms. -Aw. 140 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,435 Stop listening to my conversations with myself in the mirror. 141 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:29,202 Well, while you're both still here, 142 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,204 we're gonna need to do some consolidating. 143 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,840 On it! Also, on what? 144 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:35,309 Barry, your room is right across from Geoff and Erica's. 145 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,277 We're gonna need to take it for the baby's nursery. 146 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:38,646 Ha! In your face! 147 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,848 Pop-Pop has the basement. Where am I gonna sleep? 148 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:43,216 Well, there is, uh, one place. 149 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:45,753 Oh, no. 150 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,488 Yes, you two are gonna share a bedroom. 151 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,723 Yay! It's already been decided and everybody's happy, 152 00:04:49,857 --> 00:04:51,492 'cause who would question their grieving mother? 153 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,661 [chuckles] In your face. 154 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:56,730 You know what? Fine. I leave in two weeks. I can handle it. 155 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,899 [Adult Adam] But I couldn't, 156 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:02,636 because two men sharing a room soon regressed to two boys sharing a butt on a head. 157 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,572 Oh, no! 158 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,073 -Barry played all the hits like the atomic wedgie. -[shouting] No, no! 159 00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:07,608 -[Barry] Classics never go out of style! -[groaning] 160 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,309 -Jocks-y-gen mask! -No! No! No! 161 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,844 -So warm and unwelcome. -Breathe deeply. 162 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:13,113 -No! -Yep, everything was pure torture. 163 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,949 Nothing was worse than his taste in movies. 164 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:17,250 What are you watching? 165 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,652 Field of Dreams. 166 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,120 Finest sports movie ever made. 167 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,089 So much Costner. 168 00:05:22,222 --> 00:05:23,290 I can't live like this! 169 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,625 -Ugh! -Shut it. 170 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,260 [Geoff] Testing. 171 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,096 -So I turned to the one man who had lived like this... -Testing. Testing. 172 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:32,500 -...Barry's old roommate Geoff Schwartz. -Testing. Testing. 173 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,468 -How did you survive sleeping in the same room as Barry? -Testing. 174 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:36,136 Well, first of all, good morning. 175 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,171 Pleasantries set the mood for the day. 176 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:40,474 And with Barry, there's really only one way to stop him. 177 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:41,642 You got to fight fire with fire. 178 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,511 But you're the nice guy. 179 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,312 I can't imagine you fighting fire at all. 180 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,781 Just know, when pushed, I'm capable of anything. 181 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:49,783 Anything. 182 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,620 Hey, check out this sweet baby monitor. 183 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,354 -[chuckles] Test, test. -[baby monitor repeats] 184 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:56,323 I'm saying words over here and they're coming out over here! 185 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,625 That's it! 186 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,126 I'm gonna Field of Dreams Barry 187 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,994 with your dumb baby walkie-talkies! 188 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:02,796 Your words make no sense, but I'm glad I could help. 189 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,767 You break those, we got a problem. 190 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,701 Capisce? 191 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,372 [chuckles] And Barry fell for that? 192 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:14,007 -He did, yeah. -[both laugh] 193 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,943 -These are mine now. -Okay. 194 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:19,312 [Adult Adam] While I was preparing to use Geoff's baby gift against Barry, 195 00:06:19,447 --> 00:06:22,616 my mom was showing off her gift for organizing. 196 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:25,619 Okay, this is for Goodwill. Be sure to get a receipt for my taxes. 197 00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:28,556 No, Beverly, I came over to play Mahjong, not run errands. What-- 198 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,724 Is this my mixer? 199 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,126 I've asked for this back several times. 200 00:06:33,260 --> 00:06:35,362 All my summer pies have been meringue-less! 201 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,531 Just so you know, it was broken when you gave it to me. 202 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:40,434 Choo-choo! Baby gift train heading to Closet Station. 203 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,570 You can turn that engine into a caboose, 204 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:46,474 'cause this closet is full of hundreds of Grammy-Baby matching jammies. 205 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:50,043 Um. One set seems like too many, but, okay, we'll just use the hall closet. 206 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:53,180 No! No! No, no, no! Not the closet! Not-- Not the hall closet! 207 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,748 -Mom, let me just open the door! -[grunts] 208 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,249 I said no. 209 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:58,852 I got your message, Bevy, so I came over to lend a hand-- 210 00:07:00,187 --> 00:07:03,056 My God, it's like a shrine to the Mur-man. 211 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:05,493 Whoa. There's like ten yellow ones. 212 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:06,727 I always thought it was just the one. 213 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,229 They hid so many mustard stains. 214 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,264 The label just says "Shirt." 215 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:13,366 And the size is, uh, "Man." 216 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,069 Okay, fine! You all know my little secret! 217 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:19,840 I've saved my husband's stain-and-wrinkle-resistant shirts. Are you happy? 218 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:23,276 Mom, I know it's tough, 219 00:07:23,410 --> 00:07:26,614 but while we're cleaning, maybe you should do some cleaning of your own? 220 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:30,250 Look, I meant to go through all of his things, but... 221 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:32,019 [sighs] 222 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,721 ...I just couldn't bring myself to do it. 223 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,890 Maybe it's time. 224 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:38,926 Let's go get some boxes. 225 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,730 [Adult Adam] While my mom was taking steps to heal, 226 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:46,466 I was ready to give Barry a taste of his own medicine. 227 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,802 The hell is this? 228 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,038 I came down here to watch the Family Feud guy kiss moms and daughters. 229 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:52,940 I'm about to teach Barry a lesson. 230 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,442 The other end of this monitor is under the couch in the den. 231 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:56,944 So is this gonna take one minute or two? 232 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:58,512 I'll walk you through every step. 233 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,548 That's not the answer to the question I asked. 234 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,751 If you build it, he will come. 235 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,921 [deep voice] If you build it, he will come. 236 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:10,290 [clicks] 237 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,527 If you build it, he will come. 238 00:08:14,461 --> 00:08:15,863 What was that? 239 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,931 Barry thinks he heard something, but he's not quite sure. 240 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,636 If you build it, he will come. 241 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,071 Mom? 242 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:25,839 It's gonna drive him insane. 243 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:27,908 -If who builds what now? -No idea. 244 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,309 I haven't watched the whole thing. 245 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,945 It's a movie about corn and baseball. 246 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,848 If you build it, he will come. 247 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,450 Where is that coming from? 248 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,120 If you build it, he will come. 249 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,655 What do you want me to build? 250 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:45,292 -If you build it, he will come. -Adam! 251 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,026 Adam! 252 00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,929 And right on cue. 253 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,331 Stop! Stop everything! 254 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:55,002 A mysterious voice is trying to send me a message, 255 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:58,538 just like what happened to my body twin, Kevin Costner, in Field of Dreams! 256 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,741 That seems incredibly likely. 257 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,442 What do you think it means? 258 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,545 It clearly means you should spend all your energy on exploring it, 259 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,180 and none at all on torturing me. 260 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,182 Right. Right. 261 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,318 [footsteps] 262 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,354 And that is how you Field of Dreams someone. 263 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:15,689 I had a dream once, 264 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,191 but now in my 80s, I sleep on the couch. 265 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,497 [Adult Adam] My plan to Field of Dreams Barry was in full swing, 266 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,701 and I had hit it out of the park. 267 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,169 What's the plan here, Big Tasty? 268 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,571 Yeah, why'd you ask me to bring my can-do attitude 269 00:09:31,705 --> 00:09:33,206 and "enough money for three days"? 270 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,507 Am I gonna be in the sun long? 271 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,343 My milky fair skin looks flawless, 272 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:37,911 but that's only because I stay vigilant. 273 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,280 Gentlemen and Matt Bradley! 274 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,183 Today we fulfill our destiny, 275 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:47,020 to build a world-class Wiffle ball field in my childhood backyard! 276 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,588 Fun. Just for the love of the game? 277 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,824 That and for haunting reasons. 278 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,693 Good enough for me. I'm already here. 279 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,028 -[Adult Adam] And so the JTP went to work. -Get on it. 280 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,563 Rose bushes were ripped out, 281 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,932 grass was removed, 282 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,234 and then sloppily placed in a different spot, 283 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,136 and then mowed unnecessarily. 284 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,538 -Get out the way! -Whoa! Whoa! 285 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:08,041 There was even a chainsaw involved. 286 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:10,310 Who knows how to work this? 287 00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:15,082 Screw it! I'll figure it out as I go! 288 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:17,450 While I was loving having my room back to normal, 289 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,721 my mom was crushing a room renovation of her own. 290 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,356 Ah! Ta-da! Ha! 291 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:27,060 132 square feet of snuggies and future cuddlefests. 292 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,929 And if you're not here to give those? 293 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,563 A Granny Bev doll. 294 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,633 Well, there may be a few moments when I'm not in here, so... 295 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:36,704 Mom, I love it so much. Thank you. 296 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,471 -Ohh. -Although... 297 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,773 What? You don't like it? 298 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,842 Tell me now. I'll burn it down and start anew. 299 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:44,544 No, no, it's beautiful. 300 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:47,447 It's just-- I feel like something might be a little off. 301 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,818 Like, maybe the crib should be where the changing table is. 302 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,285 On it, my fickle treasure. 303 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,221 [Adult Adam] With that, Geoff got to work. 304 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:57,290 He pulled and shoved and rolled. 305 00:10:57,424 --> 00:10:58,926 -Ah! Ahh! Ohh! -Oh, the lamp! 306 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,494 Ooh. It's-- It's all good. It's easy. 307 00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:04,631 -You know what? Swap it all. -Mm-hmm. 308 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,099 Swap it all? 309 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,635 [Adult Adam] Finally, after all the schlepping... 310 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,803 [breathes sharply] 311 00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,604 ...Geoff had failed miserably. 312 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,006 I know what it is. 313 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:15,508 We need a mobile for the baby. 314 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,745 Lou's spinster sister sent us one. 315 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,146 My aunt, whom I love. 316 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,849 Super lady, but she's got that mole. 317 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,616 Again, love her very much. 318 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:26,253 But she is unmarried for a reason. [chuckles] 319 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,487 Let's go. 320 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,389 [upbeat music playing] 321 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,993 What happened to Dad's chair? 322 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,863 [ominous chords strike] 323 00:11:35,996 --> 00:11:37,530 Remember the other day when you convinced me 324 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,132 to let go of your father's things? 325 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,701 I did. 326 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,070 You guys have a philodendron back there! 327 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:44,404 What a fun surprise! 328 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,307 No, the surprise is that Dad's chair is gone. 329 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,710 I'm getting the sense that even though this was very much your idea, 330 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,145 now you're upset. 331 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,447 I didn't mean the chair. 332 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,116 Kinda feel like I'm gonna throw up right now, 333 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,550 but it's probably just the pregnancy 334 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,387 and not the visual reminder of how permanent death is. 335 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,855 [sobbing] 336 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,723 What the [bleep] have I done? 337 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:04,858 -[sobbing] -Ohh! 338 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,359 Oh, I blame Geoff! 339 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,560 That feels right. 340 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:09,496 [laughs] Surprise! 341 00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:11,498 It's a new Laura Ashley recliner! 342 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,067 It's a real beauty. Test drove it myself. 343 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,568 Bill Lewis certified! 344 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,738 -Huh? -[both laugh] 345 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,374 You get that piece of [bleep] out of my house, you [bleep] monsters! 346 00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:22,943 I told you to get it in blue. 347 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,778 My name is on the line here. 348 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:28,982 Okay. Well, we thought because you gave away Murray's chair-- 349 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:32,252 My husband's chair had a name, Ginzy. 350 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,087 Mr. Chair! 351 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,755 I was there when he named it. 352 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:38,125 He had no passion for creativity. 353 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,427 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me! 354 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,762 That seems way wrong, considering this past year, 355 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:44,832 but maybe we can get it back? 356 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,100 Beverly, you'll be happy to know that when I took it to Goodwill, 357 00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,402 per your request, 358 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,504 they laughed at me, told me to take it to the dumpster 359 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:52,705 and set it on fire. 360 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:55,075 But I did not do that. Mm-mm. 361 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,410 I left it on the curb. 362 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,778 -Our curb? -Mm-hmm. 363 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:02,149 Oh, Ginzy, God bless your lack of follow-through. 364 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,417 -[laughs] -The chair is on the curb! 365 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:05,618 [laughter] 366 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,055 I was about to rip poor Ginzy's face off, 367 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:10,924 and it was here on the curb the whole time! 368 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,760 [laughter slows, stops] 369 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,295 [music winds down] 370 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,629 [Adult Adam] But it wasn't. 371 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,935 Where's the chair, Ginzy? 372 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:23,436 Not entirely sure. 373 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,239 [chuckles nervously] 374 00:13:28,909 --> 00:13:32,012 [Adult Adam] While my mom faced the nightmare of losing my dad's chair, 375 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,748 Barry was living in a field of dreams with the JTP. 376 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,985 There! All done. 377 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:41,321 Uh, Bar, it feels like the lines are a little crooked. 378 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:42,589 Could be fun with crooked lines. 379 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,057 Yeah, the game does need reinvention. 380 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,960 Damn it. You guys un-chalk it while I go grab my mitt. 381 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:49,997 And if time permits, build me a whimsical snack bar. 382 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,899 It feels like time will not permit. 383 00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,333 Who wears a mitt for Wiffle ball? 384 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,068 He has a vision. 385 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,770 [upbeat music playing] 386 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,806 Country Time Lemonade, my good men? 387 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,275 There's nothing I want more than a tangy sip from the past, 388 00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:04,611 but why are you being so generous and upbeat? 389 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:07,014 'Cause I finally out Barry-ed Barry. 390 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,349 He thinks it's his destiny to build that field, 391 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,451 just like Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams. 392 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,486 -Field of Dreams? -What are you talking about? 393 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,322 I only know the book. 394 00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,490 [Adult Adam] And so I explained to the JTP what I'd done. 395 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,393 To my surprise, they didn't love it. 396 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,494 How could you? 397 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,131 Your boyish face belies a dark heart. 398 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,033 This is the first thing that you tried? 399 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,400 It's a harmless prank. 400 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,003 Did we hit a genuine pet cemetery down there? 401 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,105 Yeah. But we had fun. 402 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,841 Field of Dreams is about a man who builds a baseball field 403 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:37,010 to have one last catch with his dead father! 404 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,711 What? No! 405 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:41,148 He's just a delusional farmer who hears voices 406 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,482 and ruins his family's livelihood. 407 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,985 He plows that corn to bring back the ghosts 408 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,887 of legendary baseball players who missed out on their dreams, 409 00:14:48,021 --> 00:14:50,757 allowing him to look further into his own regrets. 410 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,526 And one of those regrets is not connecting with his father. 411 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,328 "If you build it, he will come." 412 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,064 The "he," in this case, is his super-dead dad. 413 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,365 Real dead, dude. 414 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,533 Barry's secretly hoping to see Dad one last time 415 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,202 and have a game of catch the baseball. 416 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,703 Just catch. 417 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,338 At most, I thought he'd make one phone call 418 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,873 to James Earl Jones and call it a day. 419 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,341 It's the whole theme of the movie. 420 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:09,642 Yeah, it's very in-your-face. 421 00:15:09,776 --> 00:15:12,579 Also, he did call James Earl Jones. 422 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,248 [Adult Adam] Turns out, I had gone a step too far in pranking my brother. 423 00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:19,552 Meanwhile, my mom was ready to go to great lengths to find my dad's recliner. 424 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,689 Okay, the first 24 hours a chair goes missing are the most crucial. 425 00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:25,025 Bill, I want you to take these flyers, 426 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,061 put them on every telephone pole, tree, and bus stop in the city. 427 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,130 I'm on it. 428 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,665 Ginzy, I want you to follow every pickup truck in town and peek into their homes. 429 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,102 If you get a positive ID, do not call for backup. 430 00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:36,503 Just go in alone. 431 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,071 I-I'm probably just gonna ask around. 432 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,607 Good. Improvise. Go where the chairs are. 433 00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:44,211 Now, the three of us will split up and begin our grid pattern search 434 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,546 of every den, basement, and rec room in America. 435 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,181 Feels like a lot of ground to cover. 436 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,117 I'm gonna cover you in ground if you don't do what I say. 437 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,784 -Is that clear? -Very. 438 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,453 Stop fighting her, Geoff, and maybe we'll get lucky. 439 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:54,787 Oh, speaking of Lucky. 440 00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:57,790 Take a good sniff, girl. Breathe in Murray's essence. 441 00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,359 -Go find that chair. -[dog barks] 442 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,394 Go, Lucky, go! Good Lucky! 443 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:03,963 And now we're missing a dog. 444 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,566 -[police radio chatter] -Office Puchinski. Finally! 445 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,235 We are missing a recliner. 446 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,769 Now, you call your police pals, 447 00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,938 tell them to drop their donuts and get over here! 448 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,706 I'm not doing that. 449 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,575 Officer down! Requesting backup! 450 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,810 Look-- Disregard that. 451 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,912 Look. Sorry, Deb. It's the lady I always talk about. 452 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,449 I got a flyer right here, Officer. 453 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,185 Bill Lewis. Neighbor. Part of the search party. 454 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:27,887 Rest assured I will sleep until your chair is found. 455 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,389 [gasps] What? 456 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,658 [gentle music playing] 457 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,326 It's okay, Mom. 458 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,927 Yeah, we'll keep looking. 459 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:37,464 Don't bother. 460 00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:48,275 [Adult Adam] With my little joke having gone off the rails, 461 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,778 my only choice was to come clean to Barry. 462 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:52,612 JTP... 463 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:55,382 But I went a different way. 464 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,784 I hope you guys are enjoying your well-earned refreshments. 465 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,652 I'm not sure why we're still here. 466 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,854 Your kindness feels like there are strings attached. 467 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:02,989 This is definitely a trap. 468 00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,257 Oh, no trap. 469 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:05,992 I just wanted to thank you guys 470 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:07,994 for showing me the error of my ways. 471 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,762 Which reminds me, I have gifts. 472 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,201 Rob, is it just me, or would the yellow of this shirt 473 00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,869 really make the golden flecks in your eyes pop? 474 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,838 Is that your dad's shirt and pants? 475 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:20,873 Is it? Weird. 476 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,443 These are just some items I found in our giveaway pile 477 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:26,913 that I couldn't help but think would look great on you 478 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,082 as you stand in the shadows and toss a ball to Barry. 479 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,017 Are you trying to make Rob look like the ghost of your dad? 480 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,386 Ohh! So not cool, bro! 481 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,854 We have very different body types. 482 00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:37,056 You actually have a very similar silhouette. 483 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,825 And there are no bad ideas. 484 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,693 Yes, there are, and this is definitely one of them. 485 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,895 Fine! But I'm desperate here, man! 486 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,332 Barry will never forgive me unless one of you guys 487 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:49,302 puts on these hideous duds and tosses a ball to my brother under the veil of darkness! 488 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,137 [Barry] I should've known. 489 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,306 There's the guy. 490 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,408 The strongest and most forgiving man in the world. 491 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,744 Save it! I heard the whole thing. 492 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,547 [sighs] Nice prank, dude. 493 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:04,451 [Adult Adam] In that moment, there was nothing I could say, 494 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:09,088 but Geoff and Erica were ready to find the right words to say to my mom. 495 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,858 We just wanted to say we're sorry. 496 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,361 Yeah, we never should've rushed you to give away Dad's things. 497 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,530 [voice breaking] I just miss him. 498 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,599 We all do. 499 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:24,337 Losing Dad is gonna hurt for a long time. 500 00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:26,839 But even if his things aren't here anymore, 501 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,375 he's always gonna be in our hearts, 502 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,543 chair or no chair. 503 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,545 [melancholic music playing] 504 00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:39,952 And we have so much to look forward to this year. 505 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,122 We really do. 506 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,562 Ben. Where did you-- 507 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,831 Found it on the curb. 508 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,201 I couldn't stand the thought of anyone else having the stupid thing. 509 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,303 Yeah, I threw on some gliders. 510 00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,438 Thought maybe you could use it to rock the baby. 511 00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,309 Well, that is the single best baby gift ever. 512 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,776 Now I know what was missing. [chuckles] 513 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,280 [chuckles] 514 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,583 You're right. 515 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,985 This room is finally perfect. 516 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:15,121 ["Faithfully" playing] 517 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:18,825 [Adult Adam] Turns out the people we say goodbye to never really leave us... 518 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,495 but that doesn't mean we don't miss them. 519 00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:24,631 Hey. 520 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:26,599 Hey. 521 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,302 Bar, I'm so sorry. 522 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,771 It's okay, AdRock. 523 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,674 Did you really think, you know... 524 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,609 If I built it, he would come? 525 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,946 I knew it was crazy. 526 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,983 But do you ever look around and see him in everything? 527 00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,286 All the time. 528 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,187 He made us who we are. 529 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:49,956 Sometimes by not doing anything at all. 530 00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:52,024 [chuckles] Yeah. 531 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:54,327 He had a real hands-off parenting style. 532 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:57,430 [laughs] Unless he was calling us morons. 533 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,632 [laughs] He did do that a lot. 534 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,369 ** I'm still yours... ** 535 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,372 Well, I'm glad I have a brother like you to go through this with. 536 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:07,006 I wouldn't want anyone else. 537 00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:08,641 Get in here. 538 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,044 Barry? 539 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,146 Yeah? 540 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,649 I never thought I'd say this in my life, but... 541 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,886 wanna have a catch? 542 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,555 [Adult Adam] Losing someone is hard, but if you're lucky, 543 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:25,625 the people who love you can step up to the plate 544 00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,926 and make things a little easier. 545 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,296 ** Whoa-oh, oh-oh ** 546 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,331 Life is filled with all kinds of changes... 547 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,102 but what we can count on is that the legacy of those we've lost 548 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,738 lives on in all of us. 549 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,375 Generation after generation. 550 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,948 The only thing we can do is take a seat and hold on. 551 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,826 -What the hell? Barry! -No, no, hold up, hold up. 552 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,561 While the kid might've destroyed your backyard, 553 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:02,662 he had a reason. 554 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,797 What possible reason could he have? 555 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,300 Where the [bleep] is my gazebo? 556 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,370 There was this movie called Nightmare on Football Street. 557 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,538 That does not sound right. 558 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,172 Are you gonna tell the story or am I? 559 00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,042 So, there are these ghosts, and they wanted to play ball 560 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,411 where all your fancy plants used to be. 561 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:19,779 -Go on. -Go on? 562 00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:22,148 That's it. 563 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,050 Okay, there was a tree right there. 564 00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,386 And where is Lucky's dog house? 565 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,388 And where's Lucky?