1 00:00:00,913 --> 00:00:01,610 [adult Adam] Back in the '80s, 2 00:00:01,697 --> 00:00:04,613 David Hasselhoff was everywhere. 3 00:00:04,787 --> 00:00:06,876 He rocked the free world in those red shorts on the beach. 4 00:00:07,050 --> 00:00:09,792 And no one worshipped the Hoff more than my brother, Barry. 5 00:00:09,966 --> 00:00:12,099 JTP! Plus assorted lessers. 6 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,405 [together] JTP! Plus assorted lessers. 7 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:16,277 Barry, we are not your lessers. 8 00:00:16,451 --> 00:00:18,453 -We're parents-- -Shh. I'm talking. 9 00:00:18,627 --> 00:00:19,367 Okay. 10 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,152 What'd I just taste on that finger? 11 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:23,762 Either marmalade or Laffy Taffy. 12 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:25,286 Why do we keep coming over here? 13 00:00:25,460 --> 00:00:28,115 Let me answer that question with a question: 14 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:30,682 Do you guys know who's in Philadelphia right now? 15 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,162 -The mayor? -The Oak Ridge Boys? 16 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,816 I have no guess, but I'm excited. 17 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:37,472 America's most dynamic film and TV star, David Hasselhoff! 18 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:39,039 Morning gravy! 19 00:00:39,213 --> 00:00:40,692 I love him in Knight Rider. 20 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,739 Making the audience believe that you have a complicated, 21 00:00:43,913 --> 00:00:46,133 emotional relationship with a car? 22 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:47,308 That's acting, folks. 23 00:00:47,482 --> 00:00:48,918 Bill gets it. 24 00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,138 He's here, and I need his autograph. 25 00:00:51,312 --> 00:00:53,183 How exactly can wehelp you with this? 26 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:55,011 That's for you to answer, Ginzy. 27 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,883 Now, let's get those little noggins cranking. 28 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,148 There are no bad ideas, but, uh, Matt Bradley, sit this one out. 29 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:02,714 That's not the punishment you think it is. 30 00:01:02,888 --> 00:01:05,804 Great, you're all here. We have got a lot to go over. 31 00:01:05,978 --> 00:01:06,892 -Barry, take a seat. -[scoffs] 32 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,372 Why would I sit? 33 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,244 This is my meeting to brainstorm 34 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,376 how I can meet and befriend David Hasselhoff. 35 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,161 No, it's my meeting to brainstorm 36 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,250 how the community can come together 37 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,469 to fill the void in Mom's heart when I go to college in a week. 38 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:19,775 I was invited to both meetings. 39 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:21,733 It's a neat feeling. 40 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:24,780 Adam, you don't need to worry. Your mom is ready for this. 41 00:01:24,954 --> 00:01:27,826 You're just projecting how you feel about Chad going to college. 42 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,263 You gotta remember, 43 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,178 my mom loves me way more than you love your son. 44 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:33,049 [Barry] Enough! 45 00:01:33,223 --> 00:01:36,052 We are not here to discuss Ginzy's shaky family relationships. 46 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,923 I want to hear some ideas. 47 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,838 JTP, hit me! 48 00:01:40,012 --> 00:01:41,449 You could write a letter to his fan club? 49 00:01:41,623 --> 00:01:43,668 That's how I got Captain Kangaroo's J. Hancock. 50 00:01:43,842 --> 00:01:45,017 Now on to me! 51 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:47,629 The key to helping Mom will be to distract her. 52 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:49,500 She may not care about you all that much, 53 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:50,936 but she's always game for meddling 54 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,373 in someone else's business. 55 00:01:52,547 --> 00:01:53,983 Bill, what's going on in your life? 56 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,072 Well, Dolores and I are remodeling our kitchen. 57 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,596 -[Virginia] Ooh. -I could ask Bev to pick out knobs. 58 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,903 Hmm, we need something more personal. 59 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:04,080 More personal than knobs? Okay. 60 00:02:04,254 --> 00:02:07,257 What if you confided in her that you and Dolores are having issues? 61 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,780 You two have seemed distant lately. 62 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,391 -We have? -She looks right past you, Bill. 63 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:11,348 Everyone sees it. 64 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:12,349 [Beverly] Aww. 65 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:15,700 Oh, look, 66 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:19,835 you've all come over to watch me bravely take on my new life as a widow. 67 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:23,012 Not at all. We're actually here because Smiley Glasses 68 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,796 thinks you're going to be heartbroken when he goes to college. 69 00:02:25,841 --> 00:02:27,016 Aww. 70 00:02:27,190 --> 00:02:28,670 You've been through a lot this year. 71 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,541 I thought maybe everyone could help out somehow. 72 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:33,892 That is so sweet of you all to support me in this way. 73 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:35,459 And, you know, there is one thing 74 00:02:35,633 --> 00:02:37,548 that really would feed my soul. 75 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:40,247 Nom-noms from my Schmoo. Mom, no! 76 00:02:40,421 --> 00:02:42,205 Come on, you've only got a week left. You're gonna miss this. 77 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:43,946 -Aw! -You're gonna miss it! 78 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,122 ♪♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪♪ 79 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,733 ♪♪ But nonetheless I feel the need to say ♪♪ 80 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,651 ♪♪ I don't know the future ♪♪ 81 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:56,828 ♪♪ But the past keeps Getting clearer every day ♪♪ 82 00:02:57,002 --> 00:02:59,483 [adult Adam] It was September 28th, 1980-something, 83 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:02,225 and Erica and Geoff were crossing an important milestone. 84 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,922 They were about to learn the sex of their baby. 85 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,054 [Geoff] This is so exciting. 86 00:03:05,228 --> 00:03:06,011 And it's not that I'm rooting 87 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,187 for it to be a girl, 88 00:03:07,361 --> 00:03:08,231 but I could really use a break 89 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,667 from all the mohel interviews. 90 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:11,103 I think I'm nervous. 91 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,714 I know your mom just wants to find the right guy, 92 00:03:12,888 --> 00:03:14,281 but a dozen in-depth discussions 93 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:16,935 about ritual circumcision seems like too many. 94 00:03:17,109 --> 00:03:18,589 Of course, your pacing isn't helping. 95 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:19,634 She also says "penis" and "foreskin" 96 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:21,201 way more than is necessary. 97 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:22,724 Like, we all get the procedure. 98 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,552 Okay, Geoff, sit down! 99 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,162 Sorry, I-I guess we're both nervous. 100 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:26,858 But it's gonna be okay. 101 00:03:27,032 --> 00:03:28,164 Hey, you two. 102 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,296 Dr. B! 103 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:29,992 Please don't call me that. 104 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:32,255 ...O-W-M-A-N. Bowman. 105 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:32,995 With "doctor" in front. 106 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:34,475 Dr. Bowman. Saved it! 107 00:03:34,649 --> 00:03:36,128 You're gonna be a weird dad. 108 00:03:36,303 --> 00:03:37,217 You ready to hear what you're having? 109 00:03:37,391 --> 00:03:38,174 -Yes, we are. -We're gonna pass. 110 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,307 -Okay. -Um, hon? 111 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,570 Look, I-I know we wanted to find out the sex. 112 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:43,745 But I don't want to find out the sex. 113 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,399 So let's not find out the sex. 114 00:03:45,573 --> 00:03:47,096 But we've been discussing this for months. 115 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,967 Which is exactly why we're gonna hear it! 116 00:03:49,141 --> 00:03:49,925 Another time. 117 00:03:50,099 --> 00:03:52,319 -Erica. -Okay, Bowman, go. 118 00:03:52,493 --> 00:03:54,103 -Now stop! -Oh, geez. 119 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,322 Boy or girl? Spill it! 120 00:03:55,496 --> 00:03:56,932 -And you die! -Okay, okay. 121 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,847 What's going on? 122 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,762 'Cause I thought that you were excited about finding out. 123 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:04,113 I was, but suddenly it seems too soon. 124 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:06,376 I don't want to know until the baby's really here. I'm sorry. 125 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:07,682 Call me when you figure it out. 126 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,249 Okay, we will. Or we won't. 127 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,511 I guess that's your point. 128 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,426 Yay, parenting! It's already hard. 129 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,775 [adult Adam] While Erica had flip-flopped 130 00:04:13,949 --> 00:04:15,080 on finding out the sex of their baby, 131 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,300 I was still concerned my mom would flip out 132 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,780 when I went to NYU. 133 00:04:18,954 --> 00:04:20,608 Hey, Mr. Glascott, got a second? 134 00:04:20,782 --> 00:04:22,479 For a recent graduate who's off my books? 135 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:23,828 Absolutely not. 136 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:25,874 Shut the door behind you, and have a great life. 137 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,485 Please! 138 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,487 Adam, I just spent the last hour 139 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:31,749 at the Home Ec sewing machine 140 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,447 altering my own pants 141 00:04:33,621 --> 00:04:35,710 so they could fit a third grader who wet himself. 142 00:04:35,884 --> 00:04:37,581 I need this Cinnabon bad. 143 00:04:37,755 --> 00:04:39,583 But I'm really worried about my mom. 144 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,585 I need you to have a heartfelt one-on-one with her. 145 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:44,196 Well, as you know, heartfelt one-on-ones are kinda my thing. 146 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:45,589 I know she's gonna be devastated 147 00:04:45,763 --> 00:04:47,417 when I go away to NYU, 148 00:04:47,591 --> 00:04:49,680 but she's putting on a brave face. 149 00:04:49,854 --> 00:04:51,421 Can you find out how she's really feeling? 150 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:53,858 As an admired and esteemed guidance counselor, 151 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:56,644 the best man is on the job. 152 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,820 Odd. I've never seen your legs before. 153 00:04:58,994 --> 00:04:59,995 Well, we all have them. 154 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,519 Some are just skinnier than others. 155 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:04,216 And do not touch that Cinnabon. 156 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,697 [adult Adam] And so, Mr. Glascott went to see 157 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:09,178 if he could figure out what was really going on in my mom's heart. 158 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:10,397 Hey, John. How are you? 159 00:05:10,571 --> 00:05:12,268 -Not lonely. You? -What? 160 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,183 Adam's gonna be gone soon. 161 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:16,403 And I was wondering how you're feeling 162 00:05:16,577 --> 00:05:18,970 about living with nothing but the echoes of his footsteps. 163 00:05:19,144 --> 00:05:23,366 [sighs] Oh, I'll miss him, of course, but it's time, you know? 164 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:27,109 -It is. So, what if you fall down? -Fall down? 165 00:05:27,283 --> 00:05:30,199 You're making sauce, it splatters, you slip and fall. 166 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,854 Next thing you know, you're lying on your back, legs akimbo. 167 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,726 -I would never spill my sauce. -[both chuckle] 168 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:38,120 Unless it's on a bed of linguine with Parmed shrimp. 169 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,122 Sounds delicious. I'll be by later. 170 00:05:40,296 --> 00:05:41,776 But my point is, 171 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,866 you're alone and helpless because Adam isn't there. 172 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,216 Well, what about Barry? Or Geoff, or Erica? 173 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:48,609 Or my father-in-law? 174 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,393 -They're at a movie. -So? They'll be home soon. 175 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:51,612 It's The Right Stuff. 176 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,135 Running time is over three hours. 177 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:54,136 I'll pull the phone down. 178 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,138 -It's dead. -Why? 179 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,314 You were overwhelmed with loneliness and forgot to pay the bill. 180 00:05:58,488 --> 00:05:59,837 Your world has gone dark. 181 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:00,882 Tell me I'm wrong, Beverly. 182 00:06:01,056 --> 00:06:03,667 You are! I amready for this! 183 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:05,887 And when I am alone, I will tell myself, 184 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,411 if my friend John can handle it, then so can I. 185 00:06:08,585 --> 00:06:10,195 -Me? -Yes! 186 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,110 I mean, you're alone almost every day, and you manage. 187 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:14,635 Sure, you've got that bird, but it's not a person. 188 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:15,636 Well, she says stuff. 189 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:16,898 She repeats stuff. 190 00:06:17,072 --> 00:06:18,421 Uh-huh. 191 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,075 I got a lot to re-examine. 192 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,164 Thank you for always thinking of me. It means so much. 193 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,383 Whatever. 194 00:06:23,557 --> 00:06:25,167 [whimsical music playing] 195 00:06:25,341 --> 00:06:26,995 -[door closes] -How'd it go? 196 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:29,258 The woman is a fortress of hidden emotions. 197 00:06:29,432 --> 00:06:31,086 She's got all of her walls up, 198 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:32,957 and they are deflecting things back at innocent people. 199 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,613 -[school bell rings] -[muffled] Get out of here. 200 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,746 [adult Adam] While my mom was holding back her feelings, 201 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:40,878 Geoff's parents couldn't contain their excitement. 202 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,445 [gasps] Aah, big faces! 203 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,186 -What is it? Boy or girl? -Reveal! 204 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,057 Yeah, we decided not to find out. 205 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:48,408 -[bleep] me! -Oh, oh, Lou, calm down. 206 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,714 You calm down! I want a gender, Linda! 207 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:52,890 If the kids decide that they don't want to know, 208 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:54,501 we have to respect that. 209 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:57,460 Is it what you and Erica want, Geoffy? Or just Erica? 210 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,201 Because this has all the hallmarks 211 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:01,899 of a classic Goldbergian flip-flop. 212 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,553 -What are you talking about? -It's how they control us. 213 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,294 Remember our last dinner there? 214 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,949 Beverly said we'd be having chicken. 215 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,385 Then what did she serve? 216 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:10,691 Salmon! 217 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:12,693 I had fish sticks for lunch. 218 00:07:12,867 --> 00:07:14,651 All that planning was out the window! 219 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:16,479 Erica did lead the charge on this, 220 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,221 but I do have something fun for you guys. 221 00:07:19,395 --> 00:07:21,049 -[Linda gasps softly] -It's a sonogram picture of your grandchild! 222 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:23,921 Oh! Ah! How cute! 223 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,836 -Where's my jeweler's loupe? -Jeweler's loupe? 224 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,838 He uses it now for his new hobby. 225 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,667 He paints pewter Civil War figurines. 226 00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:33,757 And, yes, it's as exciting as it sounds. 227 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:37,326 Oh, and mustard tasting with your sisters is Mardi Gras? 228 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,067 -A-ha! -What is it? 229 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,678 Would you like to know the sex of your child? 230 00:07:41,852 --> 00:07:43,550 Uh, but Erica-- 231 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:45,465 Sure, she makes the big decisions for you. 232 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:48,293 But if you're interested... 233 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,040 You see that tiny protrusion right there? 234 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,740 -Is that... -He's a Schwartz man! 235 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:00,654 -Really? -[Lou] Yes! 236 00:08:00,828 --> 00:08:03,221 Ahh! [laughs] 237 00:08:03,395 --> 00:08:05,572 Son of my son. 238 00:08:05,746 --> 00:08:09,097 Made in the image of all the Schwartzes before him in all our limited glory! 239 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,969 Oh, yes, thatis a Schwartz man. 240 00:08:12,143 --> 00:08:13,014 I'm having a boy? 241 00:08:13,188 --> 00:08:14,711 The name lives on! 242 00:08:14,885 --> 00:08:18,846 [laughing, cheering] 243 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:22,023 Now all you have to do is keep this secret from your wife for the next few months. 244 00:08:22,197 --> 00:08:24,155 [adult Adam] While Geoff had to keep a secret, 245 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:26,854 I was figuring out how to keep my mom happy. 246 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,509 Okay, so, in a week, we're set to head off to NYU together. 247 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:32,381 On our own, starting our adult lives together. 248 00:08:32,555 --> 00:08:36,037 But I won't be attending, so you'll be going alone. 249 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,256 -Wait, what? -I'm deferring for a year. 250 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,520 Dude, I chose NYU so we could go together. 251 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,825 To share our adventure? 252 00:08:41,999 --> 00:08:43,827 I talked to student housing, 253 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,874 and you're gonna be sharing your adventure with Yuri Agapov. 254 00:08:47,048 --> 00:08:50,617 He's enrolled in the school's Elder Education Foreign Exchange program. 255 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:54,359 My freshman-year roommate is some old Russian dude? 256 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,624 I'm sorry. But maybe you can distract yourself by coming up with ideas to tell my mom 257 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,713 why I'm not going with you. 258 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,193 Sorry, I'm a little preoccupied thinking about how you ruined my life. 259 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:04,021 Lives get ruined, that's the way of the world. 260 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,022 You eat the crap sandwich, 261 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,154 you hope the next one's smaller. 262 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,504 But it never works out that way. 263 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,288 -He is not like your other grandpa. -[door closes] 264 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:12,290 What are you doing with that chalkboard? 265 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,988 Just a little brainstorming sesh. 266 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:16,904 But I brought the JTP here for mybrainstorming sesh. 267 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,428 Brainstorming? You told us you invented a new pizza. 268 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,170 Yeah, barbecue ribs, fried rice, and taco. 269 00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,780 It seems like too many flavors, but now we'll never know. 270 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,303 JTP, shh! 271 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,609 [together] JTP, shh! 272 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,393 I heard the Hasselhoff movie 273 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,178 is hiring locals to run errands. 274 00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,136 So why are we here? 275 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:34,225 I need you to give me tips to make me look like a pathetic loser 276 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:35,836 that would fetch coffee for Hollywood people. 277 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,577 Why would weknow anything about being a loser? 278 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:38,882 No reason. 279 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:40,884 Just tell me where you buy your clothes 280 00:09:41,058 --> 00:09:42,407 and how you live your lives, and I'll take it from there. 281 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,192 -Super hurtful. -Not cool. 282 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:45,802 Mostly Sears. 283 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,936 Barry gave me an idea, Dave Kim. Follow me to my car. 284 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,852 What happens if I commit and then you just decide not to go to your car? 285 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:52,766 Huh? Huh? 286 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:56,508 We can do better than these people. 287 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:58,902 [adult Adam] Yep, I was armed with a brilliant plan: 288 00:09:59,076 --> 00:10:01,557 hassle the Hoff by sneaking into his trailer. 289 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,428 Hello? Mr. Hasselhoff? 290 00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,257 He's not here. 291 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,477 Good. I'm rooting for you to fail. 292 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,479 Although this is kinda cool. 293 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:12,524 We're in the Hoff's inner sanctum. 294 00:10:12,699 --> 00:10:15,353 To think, this is where he works on his craft 295 00:10:15,527 --> 00:10:17,007 and brushes his lustrous mane. 296 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,792 Holy crap, his Knight Riderjacket. 297 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,360 -Whoa. -So rugged yet supple. 298 00:10:22,534 --> 00:10:24,101 That's full grain, baby. 299 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:26,364 Softer than my mother's nightgown. 300 00:10:26,538 --> 00:10:28,105 -Softer than both of our mothers' nightgowns. -[door opens, closes] 301 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,238 Why are you boys being weird in my trailer? 302 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:33,154 Hello, Mr. Hasselhoff, sir. 303 00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:34,982 Wow, you look even buffer in person. 304 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:36,940 Thank you. The secret is to be born beautiful. 305 00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,899 It is an honor. 306 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,117 And if it wasn't for Knight Rider 307 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,771 and the way you handled KITT, 308 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,904 I may never have mustered up the courage to learn to drive. 309 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:46,558 [laughs] Please leave. 310 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:50,127 Before we go, may I offer you my humble services as your on-set assistant? 311 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,739 No, now beat it before I have you both arrested. 312 00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,176 [adult Adam] So, my plan failed, but I wasn't done yet. 313 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:58,614 I won't give up! You'll love my perseverance! 314 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,617 But you should know that I have a note from my doctor about lifting things. 315 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,924 Out, out, out, out, out, out! 316 00:11:04,098 --> 00:11:04,533 [door closes] 317 00:11:06,187 --> 00:11:08,798 [adult Adam] Geoff knew something he shouldn't, 318 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:11,192 and the hard part? Keeping his mouth shut. 319 00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:13,977 Listen. I know you guys decided against 320 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,239 finding out the sex of the baby, 321 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,198 but just in case, 322 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:18,852 the search for the right mohel continues. 323 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,854 More mohels. Yay. 324 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,639 If it's a boy, the foreskin and penis will be the stars of the show. 325 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,510 Can't wait to see that show. 326 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,338 Ooh, look at the time. I'm supposed to meet Ginzy at foreskin. 327 00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:28,818 Oh, I mean 4:00. 328 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,733 Oh! Someone's got foreskin on the brain. 329 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,822 You okay, hon? 330 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,345 I know you really wanted to find out today. 331 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:36,478 Oh, I'm fine. As long as you're happy. 332 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,654 Also I found out the sex of the baby. 333 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,830 -What? -I-It's my dad's fault. 334 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,093 He saw the sonogram, and he is a doctor, 335 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:44,834 and he held this lens-thingy with his own eye socket. 336 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,270 Wow. You know what you are? 337 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,228 -A bad boy? -That's right. 338 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,099 And what happens to bad boys? 339 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,579 They get punished 'cause they did bad. 340 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,973 See, you know the sex of our baby, but guess what? 341 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,278 I forbid you to tell me. 342 00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:56,541 I can't keep this to myself! 343 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,545 Until our baby is born, you will carry this burden with you day after day, 344 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,070 knowing it was forged in the fires of your betrayal. 345 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:04,854 Please don't do this to me! Wait, where are you going? 346 00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,378 Out. So you can be alone with your thoughts. 347 00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:09,641 Alone with my thoughts? But that's when a bad boy feels baddest! 348 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,600 Remember, you did this. 349 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,558 And I would never do that to you. 350 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,082 [adult Adam] But she totally would. 351 00:12:15,256 --> 00:12:18,259 I need Dr. Bowman to tell me the sex of my baby now. 352 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,304 Also, my husband can never know I was here. 353 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,394 And if he finds out, I'll know that someone in this room is a rat. 354 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,136 Ma'am, Dr. Bowman is in delivery. 355 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:27,790 Fine. I'm sure the info's in my file. 356 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:30,314 It must be one of these, right? 357 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:32,403 Not me, not me, not me. 358 00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:35,058 Ma'am, it's not there. What was your name again? 359 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:35,885 Erica Goldberg. 360 00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:38,975 Thank you. 361 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:42,370 Oh, my God. 362 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,328 [adult Adam] While Erica knew what she was having, 363 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,896 I was having a hard time telling my mom the truth. 364 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,637 I got a job with David Hasselhoff. 365 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,031 I did not get a job with David Hasselhoff. 366 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:52,815 Adam, what are you talking about? 367 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,469 It sounds too good to be true. 368 00:12:54,643 --> 00:12:55,731 It was. 369 00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:56,993 But I'm his new personal assistant. 370 00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,690 Again, I was not. 371 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,431 What the hell does a personal assistant do? 372 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,304 You pick up dry cleaning, roll up turkey slices, 373 00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:05,088 maybe visit with a sick parent 374 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,698 if it conflicts with an important drinks meeting. 375 00:13:06,873 --> 00:13:07,917 So you'll be helping an [bleep]? 376 00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,963 That's just how Hollywood works, babe. 377 00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:12,008 And it's a great way to get my foot in the door and learn the biz. 378 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:15,011 But you go to NYU in a week. You can't start a job now. 379 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,578 Especially since it doesn't exist. 380 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,755 The Hoff, like myself, 381 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,366 is the kind of man other men want to be. 382 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,892 I know how he dreams, how he thinks, how he sniffs. 383 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,850 Like this. [sniffs quietly] 384 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,809 See? Effortless. 385 00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:30,897 What are you talking about? 386 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,768 He'd never hire a dork like you. 387 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,204 Then why do I have this? 388 00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,641 The script pages they're shooting that day. 389 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,601 Face it. David and I are best buds now. 390 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:41,951 Our wives will have to get along on our joint vacations 391 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,040 even though they despise each other. 392 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,347 I demand you introduce me so I can have the life you are describing. 393 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:47,957 Absolutely not. 394 00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,568 Part of my job is to make sure people like you 395 00:13:50,742 --> 00:13:52,005 don't get anywhere near David Hasselhoff. 396 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,484 Damn it! 397 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:55,443 That sounds like something David would do. 398 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:59,708 Look, if you leave right now, silently and without a scene, 399 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,622 maybe I'll get you his autograph. 400 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,631 I'm still not sold, Adam. 401 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,851 Your father always said, "There's nothing more important than college." 402 00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,375 I'll still go. After I defer a year. 403 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:15,985 I called NYU. 404 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,161 They said the job would count as school credit. 405 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,684 [adult Adam] They couldn't because there was no job. 406 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,164 -Really? -Yes. 407 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,600 Not even a little. 408 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,689 It's like the perfect situation. 409 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,301 And, I mean, it's David Hasselhoff. 410 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:28,911 And who better to teach you about life than a Hollywood actor? 411 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,173 Well... 412 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,044 Is that a yes, Mama? 413 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,089 I guess so. 414 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,700 [adult Adam] My lies worked. 415 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,268 Meanwhile, Erica was working over Geoff for betraying her trust. 416 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,357 Here you go. Nachos from your favorite Tex-Mex joint. 417 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:41,968 -[telephone ringing] -[muffled] It's ringing. 418 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,492 Hello? 419 00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:46,711 Uh-huh. Thanks. 420 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:48,496 [receiver clicks] 421 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:52,413 That was the doctor's office. 422 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,197 You, uh, left your sunglasses there 423 00:14:54,371 --> 00:14:55,895 when you went by to find out the sex of the baby? 424 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,157 Oh, [bleep]. 425 00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:58,593 You've been making me feel guilty 426 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,203 and running me all over town 427 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,813 when you did the same thing I did? 428 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,251 I only wanted to know after you knew! 429 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:05,730 I could have just told you what I knew! 430 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,123 I didn't want you to know that I knew! 431 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,212 I knew you wanted to know. I just knew it! 432 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,258 I knew that you knew that I wanted to know, 433 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,303 but you had still known before I hadn't known anything! 434 00:15:13,477 --> 00:15:15,088 And you knew that was wrong! 435 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,480 Well, it's also wrong to pretend not to know 436 00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:17,786 when you knew what was known! 437 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,267 Well, it was still unknown until I knew it, 438 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,704 but that was after you knew what I didn't want to know. 439 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,706 -I know! -And now I know! 440 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,316 So we can just say it and know together! 441 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,883 -We're having a boy! -We're having a girl! 442 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:29,319 -What? -What? 443 00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,495 [adult Adam] The sex remained a mystery, 444 00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:34,324 but what wasn't a mystery was that my mom was going to interfere in my life. 445 00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:37,066 Welcome to the family, Mr. Hasselhoff! 446 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:39,286 -What the h-- -I'm Adam's mom. 447 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,375 -Adam? -Yeah. 448 00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,507 The little piece of pottery that I baked in my lady kiln 18 years ago. 449 00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:44,856 Lady kiln? 450 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:48,077 Oh, poor thing, you seem off. 451 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,297 Did you have a rough day on set? 452 00:15:50,471 --> 00:15:51,994 Listen, why don't I give you some shrimp Parm 453 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,691 and then you can go shluffie? 454 00:15:53,865 --> 00:15:55,171 Lady, what's happening here? 455 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,434 You know Adam, your new assistant. 456 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,001 Remember? I baked him in here. 457 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,047 I don't have a new assistant. 458 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:03,614 Glasses, golden locks like sunshine? 459 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,703 A million-watt smile that would melt an iceberg? 460 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:08,315 [laughs] I know who you think you're talking about, and no. 461 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,494 Well, why would he lie to me? 462 00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,583 I'm sorry, Mr. Hasselhoff, I got to figure this out. 463 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:18,629 [upbeat music playing] 464 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,763 -Ah. -[door closes] 465 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,158 [adult Adam] Geoff and Erica still didn't know 466 00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:26,811 if they were having a boy or a girl, 467 00:16:26,898 --> 00:16:28,639 and it was time to find out the truth. 468 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,380 So, this is the sonogram 469 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,903 your father, the ophthalmologist, 470 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,731 was looking at when he determined you were having a boy? 471 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:37,387 And the appendage in question was, um, 472 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,737 reminiscent in the style of most Schwartz men. 473 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,522 Yeah, that's a pinky. 474 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,176 Yeah, it is pink, isn't it? 475 00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,134 But don't worry, it'll cool down to a pale chiffon. 476 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,093 I meant, that's not a penis. 477 00:16:47,267 --> 00:16:49,617 Well, it's not much, but it'll still do what it needs to. 478 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,184 He's saying it's a pinky finger, dumb-dumb. 479 00:16:51,923 --> 00:16:53,012 Ohh. 480 00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:54,230 So it is a girl? 481 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,101 Because... 482 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,580 The "F" on my chart. 483 00:16:56,754 --> 00:16:58,104 For "Female"? 484 00:16:58,278 --> 00:17:00,671 And who else on your chart could be female? 485 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:01,585 Me? 486 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,545 Ohh. 487 00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,938 When it comes to taking care of this baby, will you two have help? 488 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,898 Okay, so we were both wrong. Can you just tell us? 489 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,682 I would, but someone made a mess of our files, 490 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,989 and the slip of paper with that info hasn't been found. 491 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:17,558 Well, that person sounds fun and pretty. 492 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,777 Today is your high-resolution ultrasound. 493 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,562 If you want to know, I can tell you then. 494 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,216 All right? You think about it. 495 00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,174 [adult Adam] As Geoff and Erica had a decision to make, 496 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,264 my mom knew exactly what she wanted to say to me. 497 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,136 [Beverly] Home already, Schmoo? 498 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:31,528 We wrapped early. 499 00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,400 The director threw a tantrum about his smoothie 500 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:34,575 and wouldn't come out of his trailer. 501 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,880 That's Hollyweird. 502 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,927 [Adam] Oh, balls! 503 00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,711 Your sweater would suggest that you know 504 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,149 I'm not actually working with David Hasselhoff. 505 00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,151 Do you have any idea how heartbreaking it was 506 00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,327 for me to bedazzle this sweater, Adam? 507 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,851 No, but it seems like there might have been an easier way to call me out. 508 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:51,766 She's been ironing with her back to the door for an hour. 509 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,723 What's going on? 510 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:53,855 Oh. 511 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,161 This should be good. 512 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:57,206 I went to see Mr. Hasselhoff 513 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,643 to deliver a "thank you Parm" for hiring Adam, 514 00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,123 but he made the whole thing up. 515 00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,777 My Schmoo is a this! 516 00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,083 A big fat this! 517 00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,173 You spoke to David Hasselhoff? 518 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:10,176 How is everyone but me managing to get so close to this guy? 519 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:12,613 I don't know what's going on in your head, Mr. This, 520 00:18:12,787 --> 00:18:15,746 but the first thing we're going to do is re-enroll you at NYU. 521 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,966 No! I can't leave you now. 522 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,141 You've been through too much. 523 00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:20,360 I'll be okay. 524 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:21,796 -You won't. -Adam! 525 00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:22,449 I don't believe you! 526 00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:24,625 What is this about? 527 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,583 [somber music playing] 528 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,369 It's just, I'mnot ready. 529 00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,285 Okay? 530 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,678 I'm not ready. I thought I was, but I'm just not. 531 00:18:34,852 --> 00:18:37,203 Sweetie. 532 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,684 Losing Dad, it's been a lot. 533 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,906 And now with Barry and Pop-Pop here, 534 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,473 and Geoff and Erica having the baby, 535 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:49,693 I'm finally feeling almost good again. 536 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:51,739 I don't want to give that up. 537 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:54,959 Well, then you don't have to. 538 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,135 Really? 539 00:18:56,309 --> 00:18:57,658 Yeah. 540 00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,399 NYU will be there in another year. 541 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,270 [somber music playing] 542 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,796 Sorry I tried to put it on you. 543 00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:07,537 I should have just admitted how I was feeling. 544 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:08,843 It's okay, Schmoo. 545 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,018 We're all doing the best we can. 546 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:11,715 [Barry] Confession! 547 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,415 The reason I've been so crazy 548 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,113 about getting that autograph is, well, 549 00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:20,115 we used to watch Knight Riderwith Dad. 550 00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,726 He loved it as much as us, 551 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,772 so I-I thought it'd be cool to have something that reminded me of that. 552 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:26,513 You know what? 553 00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:29,907 You want an autograph? Let's go get it. 554 00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:31,692 -For real? -Yeah, I want to meet this Hoff guy, too. 555 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,563 [Adam] Come on, Bar. 556 00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:34,869 Let's go break into the poor man's trailer again. 557 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,392 I'd love that. 558 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,742 [adult Adam] It's funny. 559 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:42,137 Sometimes the detours of life can take us exactly where we need to be. 560 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,791 But it's also nice when you're already on the right path. 561 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,315 There it is. 562 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,751 First live images of your baby. 563 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,406 And everything's okay? 564 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:51,842 It's perfect. 565 00:19:52,016 --> 00:19:54,280 And here is the heartbeat. 566 00:19:54,454 --> 00:19:56,412 [muffled heartbeat] 567 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,240 Oh, my God. 568 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,024 That's our baby. 569 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,157 I just can't believe it. 570 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,290 So, do you wanna know if it's a boy or a girl? 571 00:20:06,335 --> 00:20:06,857 -Nope. -No, thank you. 572 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,947 The baby's healthy. 573 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:10,774 Erica's healthy. 574 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,559 That's all that matters. 575 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,562 ♪♪ She's driving away... ♪♪ 576 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:16,911 [adult Adam] No matter how much we plan, 577 00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:19,043 there will always be surprises. 578 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:23,309 Some good, some bad, and some you never could have predicted. 579 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,875 I thought he was shorter. 580 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,312 It's like looking in a mirror. 581 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,835 We're gonna need an autograph. 582 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,577 And I really think you should hire my son. 583 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,579 If you promise to never come in this trailer again, 584 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,147 I might be able to get him a PA job on the set. 585 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,758 -Really? -But... 586 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:39,499 He's got to bring me more of that shrimp Parm. 587 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:40,674 It's so good. 588 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:42,502 -[laughs] -[laughs] Yes. 589 00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:43,764 [adult Adam] That's the thing about family. 590 00:20:43,938 --> 00:20:45,983 When you lean on the people you love, 591 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,595 things tend to work out in the end. 592 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,511 And even your biggest dreams can come true. 593 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:52,773 ♪♪ Let's go ♪♪ 594 00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:54,644 [rock music playing] 595 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,997 Ah, JTP, 596 00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:01,477 my barbecue rib, 597 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,087 fried rice, taco pizza. 598 00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:03,958 Whoo! 599 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:05,133 Buckle up and enjoy 600 00:21:05,307 --> 00:21:06,830 your international journey. 601 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:10,660 It's both sweet and salty, but also soft and crunchy, 602 00:21:10,834 --> 00:21:12,532 as if zero thought was given to its assembly. 603 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:13,881 Oh! 604 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:15,361 I just bit into something sharp. 605 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,579 That's rib bone. 606 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:17,580 I left them in 607 00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:18,755 for some extra flavor. 608 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:19,974 That explains why my slice is so heavy. 609 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:20,975 Pizza can be anything. 610 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:22,106 [Andy] Not in this case. 611 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,499 Move! I'm outta here! 612 00:21:23,673 --> 00:21:24,674 I'll finish his. 613 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:26,894 Ew. 614 00:21:28,461 --> 00:21:29,157 Not bad.