1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:02,903 [adult Adam] Back in the '80s, yuppies were everywhere. 2 00:00:03,037 --> 00:00:06,140 They played douchey sports. They called their brokers. 3 00:00:06,274 --> 00:00:08,609 And, of course, they ate sushi. 4 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,445 And nobody wanted to be one more than my brother Barry. 5 00:00:12,913 --> 00:00:15,483 Ugh! This is made from grapes? 6 00:00:16,484 --> 00:00:19,253 [grunts] How do you win at this? 7 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:22,290 Now everyone will know I have class and money. 8 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,592 [adult Adam] And the yuppie trapping he coveted most? 9 00:00:24,725 --> 00:00:26,960 -[horn honks] -The oh-so-sweet cars. 10 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:28,596 Jealous JTP! 11 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,331 [together] Jealous JTP! 12 00:00:30,464 --> 00:00:34,202 Matt Bradley, are you so enraged with envy that you cannot speak? 13 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,870 Happy for you, Big Tasty. Just not jealous. 14 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:38,739 For me, wealth is measured in experiences and-- 15 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,309 Ha ha! Hilarious! I like you. 16 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,277 Where'd you get that sweet ride, Bar? You a hotel valet now? 17 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,679 Close but way off, Naked Rob. 18 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,881 My intimate bedroom friend, Joanne, 19 00:00:48,015 --> 00:00:51,018 just landed a sweet associate job at this big law firm. 20 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:53,221 And one of the perks is a company car. 21 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,855 Congrats, Joanne. What's the job? 22 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:57,625 Epstein Dybner Finkelman, motherbrothers! 23 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,227 EDF? 24 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,629 They sued that teacher in a wheelchair, and they won her van! 25 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:03,831 Their TV commercial is so cool! 26 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:06,834 Who knew the legal team behind big business would be three old white guys? 27 00:01:06,967 --> 00:01:08,636 My dad said if he'd gotten hired there, 28 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:09,770 our life would have been so much better. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,205 Like-- Like fix-my-foot better. 30 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,274 I'm really doing it. 31 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:17,611 But despite my full embrace of the role of sugar child to my sugar mama, don't worry. 32 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,613 -I will still be your friend. -What is happening? 33 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:24,051 My lady got a high-paying job, creating an uncomfortable wealth gap between us. 34 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,686 How can I make it any clearer? 35 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,122 Now when we watch Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, 36 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,258 Barry gets it at a whole new level. 37 00:01:30,391 --> 00:01:32,126 They're just people, like you and me. 38 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,394 -Yeah. -But none of you. 39 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:35,062 I've been thinking about being really rich, too. 40 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,964 -Ah, you won't. Face it. -Aww. Hmm. 41 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:40,768 The disparity in our social classes is the elephant in the zoo. 42 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:43,837 But to reassure you I won't leave the three of you behind... 43 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:45,906 -There's four of us. -And where's the elephant? 44 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,441 ...I brought you a gift. 45 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:49,210 Leftovers from our upscale lunch. 46 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,511 It's sushi. 47 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,546 It's disgusting. I had 36 pieces. 48 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,115 Now go ahead, lowborn JTP, 49 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,385 sample what you will never sample again. 50 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,188 -So fishy and chewy! -The rice masks nothing! 51 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:02,223 It's like that time at the lake when the minnow swam in my mouth! 52 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,091 I taste the ocean's anger! 53 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,327 All of this is cured by wasabi. 54 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,929 -That's the green goo in the corner of the box. -Mm! My head is fire! 55 00:02:09,062 --> 00:02:11,131 -Oh, mercy! Make it stop! -Why? 56 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:12,466 Ohh! I need more fish in my mouth! 57 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,568 [all screaming] 58 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:17,171 ** I'm twisted up inside ** 59 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:20,574 ** But nonetheless I feel the need to say ** 60 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,445 ** I don't know the future ** 61 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:28,015 ** But the past keeps getting Clearer every day ** 62 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:30,184 [adult Adam] It was October 5th, 1980-something, 63 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:34,422 and I had landed a job on a real movie set right here in Philadelphia. 64 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:37,325 Yeah, I had a girlfriend. Brea. She went to Brown. 65 00:02:37,458 --> 00:02:40,027 I see that look on your face, but she was totally real. 66 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,730 Anyway, with my dad's passing and my sister having a baby, 67 00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:44,765 I opted to not go to NYU. 68 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,835 Now here I am, about to clock in at the ol' Dream Factory! 69 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,870 Here's your post. 70 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,171 It looks like a folding chair 71 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,172 facing away from all the action. 72 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,173 Bingo. 73 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,942 Not to toot my own horn, 74 00:02:55,075 --> 00:02:56,744 but I once should have won 75 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,178 a film festival at my high school. 76 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:00,348 In that case, you wanna direct the car chase tomorrow? 77 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,849 Please and thank you! 78 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:04,151 I'll need 50 Matchbox cars to show the stunt coordinator 79 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,219 exactly what my vision is. 80 00:03:05,353 --> 00:03:06,454 I'm messing with you, Spielberg. 81 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,621 Just make sure no one steps in that hole. 82 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,323 But isn't that the cone's job? 83 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,492 You're a quick study. Cone's in good hands. 84 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,827 Also, don't sit. 85 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:15,429 But there's a chair. 86 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,630 Yeah, it was doing your job 87 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:17,531 before you got here 88 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,400 with all your dreams. 89 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:22,002 [adult Adam] And believe it or not, it only got worse from there. 90 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,871 [whimsical music playing] 91 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:27,641 Oh! 92 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:30,711 Ohh! 93 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:31,645 ...ninety-nine... 94 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,916 and... 100. 95 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,386 Let's go for a thousand. 96 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:39,219 And that's when I decided 97 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,822 not to go to NYU. 98 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,724 One of the toughest decisions of my life. 99 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:46,794 Hey, you guys! 100 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:48,862 Electric Company? Anyone? 101 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,531 What was that? Sorry. 102 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:51,932 I thought you said something. 103 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,166 I haven't talked to anyone 104 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,702 but this cone all day! 105 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,437 [adult Adam] Yep, turns out my first entertainment job 106 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:57,838 wasn't very entertaining. 107 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,674 That was until a special guest star arrived. 108 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:02,576 -Smile! -Gah! 109 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:04,745 Oh! There's my little Hollywood superstar 110 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,880 on the first of many major motion pictures! 111 00:04:07,014 --> 00:04:08,882 [gasps] All dedicated to me! 112 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,083 Oh, good, it's my mom 113 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:11,452 definitely coming to make everything better. 114 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,586 I brought you soup. 115 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,187 They have food here, Mom. 116 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,289 At least I think they do. 117 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,457 I'm not allowed in that tent. 118 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,592 I don't want to interrupt your life's work, 119 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,227 so I'm just gonna get out of your hair 120 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,195 and go around introducing myself to everybody. 121 00:04:22,330 --> 00:04:23,631 Absolutely not! 122 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,099 Everybody's gonna know you came from my body! 123 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,301 Ooh, there's a guy with a megaphone. 124 00:04:27,435 --> 00:04:28,235 Maybe he'll let me use it. 125 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:29,570 -Hey! -Damn it! 126 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,071 I can't leave my cone! 127 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,506 [adult Adam] As my job couldn't get any worse... 128 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:33,741 Ohh! 129 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,309 ...everything about Joanne's job 130 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,877 seemed like it couldn't get any better. 131 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,211 Mazel tov, Jo Jo Bear. 132 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,613 Yeah! 133 00:04:39,747 --> 00:04:40,914 Such an impressive accomplishment. 134 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,884 -Thanks, Daddy. -Epstein Dybner Finkelman. 135 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,753 They're litigious monsters. 136 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,788 They bankrupted that children's charity. 137 00:04:48,656 --> 00:04:50,090 I'm so proud. 138 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:52,092 Proud enough to serve up your celebratory quiche right now? 139 00:04:52,225 --> 00:04:54,227 'Cause Baby and Mama have a need to feed. 140 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,295 Quiche is gross, 141 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,697 but it's the kind of fancy food 142 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:57,765 I should get used to 143 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,132 now that my lady's raking it in. 144 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,401 I'm doing okay, I guess. 145 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,669 Oh, please. 146 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,236 You should see Joanne's swanky office. 147 00:05:03,371 --> 00:05:04,438 So many books. 148 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,839 She even has an assistant. 149 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:06,974 Mrs. Thompson. 150 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,709 But I hilariously call her "Mrs. Thomas" 151 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,478 after the famous English muffins. 152 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,446 I'm guessing no one really heard about my desire for wet eggs. 153 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:14,348 I can now safely admit 154 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:17,918 that there were times when we thought of Jo Jo as, well... 155 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:20,120 -somewhat of a [bleep]. -Whoa! 156 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,122 Sorry. It's just that she was so flighty 157 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:23,724 and never saw anything through. 158 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:25,125 Well, that's all in the past now. 159 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:28,061 Seriously, my baby is super hangry. Quiche us, Linda. 160 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:30,464 What about when Joanne wanted to become a writer? 161 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,033 That word processor never made it out of the box! 162 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,503 -We became writers of so many checks. -Mm-hmm. 163 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,170 Sure. Coupl'a up-and-backs. 164 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:38,706 Okay. I'm just gonna go right in. 165 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:41,141 Remember when she was going to major in veterinary medicine? 166 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,476 -Mm! -[Lou] Do I? 167 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:44,978 Day One: "Hello, Daddy? 168 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,315 "Today I saw a sheep with a nosebleed! I'm out!" 169 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:49,983 -[laughter] -Sheep are just like us. 170 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,919 Come on. Joanne's had her moments. 171 00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,321 Now that you're not a financial anchor, 172 00:05:54,455 --> 00:05:57,157 we get to spend our golden years in this house 173 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,327 instead of a retirement home where orderlies do stuff to us. 174 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,596 The stakes were much higher than any of us knew. 175 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,297 -So proud. -So proud. 176 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:06,166 Thanks, Mom and Dad. 177 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,535 -[laughter] -[glasses clink] 178 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,769 Are there bigger plates? 179 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,604 [adult Adam] Yep, Joanne had finally 180 00:06:10,738 --> 00:06:12,506 found something she could stick with. 181 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,974 Or so she thought. 182 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,743 That's a lot of trees. [chuckles] 183 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,512 Don't worry. We represent a client suing the EPA. 184 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:20,013 We can kill as many trees as we want. 185 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:22,716 -Pbht! High five! -Oh. 186 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:26,019 Um, off of that, are we also sometimes on the side of good? 187 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:30,023 I'm somewhere in between not understanding your question and not really caring about it. 188 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,492 High five. 189 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,394 [percussive music playing] 190 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,597 [adult Adam] While Joanne was feeling out of touch at her job, 191 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,332 my job was making me long for a sympathetic ear. 192 00:06:42,770 --> 00:06:45,639 [gasps] There's my Francis Ford Schmoopola! 193 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:49,543 Home so soon? Why aren't you at Studio 54 with one of the Coreys? 194 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:50,844 No Coreys. 195 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,981 But I do have one new friend, an orange cone! 196 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,783 My job is so dull! 197 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,018 I can't begin to tell you all the things that didn't happen. 198 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,419 Then let's not force it. 199 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:02,590 You always have a soft landing right here in Mama's lap. 200 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,826 As impossibly weird as that offer is to your adult son, 201 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,294 there is somebody I'd like to talk to. 202 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:08,929 [dial tone] 203 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:10,598 [dialing] 204 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:12,733 So many beeps! 205 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,468 You better not be dialing Brea Bee. 206 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:16,403 Why not? I had a lousy day. 207 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,639 And up until a few weeks ago, she was my girlfriend. 208 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,208 Because you're gonna come across as sad and needy 209 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:23,711 while she struts across her Ivy League campus. 210 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:27,247 But right now, I just need someone to talk to that's not you. 211 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:30,283 Heart shattered into a million pieces. 212 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,853 But, you know, there is another option: Pop-Pop. 213 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,154 He's a great listener. 214 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,023 Pop-Pop, wanna hear about my day? 215 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,492 I vaguely heard my name, and I didn't like it. 216 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,562 Good luck with whatever it is you do and are. 217 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,564 And decision made. 218 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:44,698 [dialing] 219 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:45,799 [ringing] 220 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,367 -Brea? -Adam? Hi! 221 00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:48,401 What's going on? 222 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,436 Ready on the set! 223 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:52,105 And... action! 224 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,709 Uh, apparently, I'm still at work, which I forgot to mention. 225 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,410 Can you hold on a sec? 226 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,879 What the heck are you doing? 227 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,814 Rounding up to make you sound more compelling! 228 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:02,015 And... cut! 229 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,984 Wow. You're really doing the movie thing. 230 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:06,253 Yeah, I'm as surprised as you are. 231 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:10,490 [deep voice] Hey, Adam, it's sultry actress Kathleen Turner. 232 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,325 Whoa! Kathleen Turner's in the movie, too? 233 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:15,028 Apparently, there must have been some recasting. 234 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:17,397 I'll be with you in a minute, Ms. Turner! 235 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,833 You actually know her? She was in Romancing the Stone! 236 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,268 And now this for some reason. 237 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,638 Adam, I really need you to rewrite my lines. 238 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:27,340 You're the only one who understands my voice. 239 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:30,310 -Which is super breathy and so close to my face. -Yeah. 240 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:32,946 Wow. Jessica Rabbit really seems to value your input. 241 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,848 Yeah. Be with you in a minute, KT! 242 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,684 Adam, this is so amazing for you. 243 00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:37,718 Everything's perfect. 244 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:39,519 How are you doing? 245 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:42,022 Equally good. You know. College. 246 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,958 New people, parties, instant friends. 247 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,327 -So you're really doing it? -I really am. 248 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,997 In fact, I kind of have to go now. My friends are waiting on me. 249 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:52,666 -Oh, well-- -Adam, please hurry. 250 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,234 I don't know if I made this clear, 251 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:56,704 but I'm movie star Kathleen Turner. 252 00:08:56,837 --> 00:08:58,538 Great catching up! Okay. Gotta go! Bye! 253 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,541 I'm gonna ask you to do something impossible, which is... 254 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,711 explain yourself, lady! 255 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,145 [normal voice] She'll lose interest in you 256 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,347 if she thinks your life is garbage now. 257 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,383 But my life is garbage now. This moment in particular! 258 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,485 She doesn't have to know that. 259 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,756 Why shouldn't she think you're doing just as well as she is? 260 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,158 You know... [scoffs] you are so lucky 261 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:20,360 you've got such an improvisationally gifted mama. 262 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:21,895 [laughs] 263 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,331 [adult Adam] While my mom's meddling had laid me low, 264 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,000 Barry was living high on the hog of Joanne's job. 265 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:29,136 How ya livin', Nooks and Crannies? 266 00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:30,704 Barry Goldberg to see Joanne Schwartz. 267 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,906 Sure. My name kinda sounds like a breakfast treat. Got it. 268 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,043 [chuckles] There's my working girl! 269 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,779 How's your day? But first answer this-- 270 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,580 Did you snag the firm's Phillies tickets for tonight? 271 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:42,382 -Oh, I forgot. -Not a problem. 272 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,450 But we should get there early, 273 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,652 in case anyone wants me to pitch. 274 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,353 Sorry, Bar. I don't think I can go. 275 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,288 I-I still have so much more work to do. 276 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:49,923 Is your work more important 277 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:52,192 than a late-season matchup between two teams 278 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,561 already eliminated from playoff contention? 279 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,165 Thing is, I-I'm just not sure this job is everything I hoped it would be. 280 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,900 Did you find out that they also don't have Flyers tickets? 281 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:02,435 It's just a lot more work, and... 282 00:10:02,569 --> 00:10:04,404 Remember when I wanted to be a public defender? 283 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,739 Ah! 284 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,441 I see what's happening here. 285 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,542 Oh. You do? 286 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:10,944 And I know exactly what you need. 287 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,213 Oh. Phew. I was so afraid to-- 288 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,749 An epic Big Tasty pep talk. 289 00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,217 -Jo Jo... -Mm-hmm. 290 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,252 ...owner of the lips which whisper my name, 291 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,789 you have to find a way to dig deep. 292 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,623 That's one way to go, I guess. 293 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,259 Nose to the grindstone. Elbow grease. 294 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:28,461 Head down. Best foot forward. 295 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:30,563 -All body parts doing their thing. -[chuckles] 296 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,399 And I promise, you'll get there. 297 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,501 That's certainly what I want. 298 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,070 Boom! See you tomorrow morning when you come home to change. 299 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:44,477 [adult Adam] Joanne had started to feel her new job might not be right for her, 300 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,214 but she needed a voice of experience just to be sure. 301 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,850 Hey, Jo. If you're looking for Barry, he went loafer shopping. 302 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,251 Actually, I wanted to talk to Erica. 303 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:52,619 That's me. What's up? 304 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,454 You're someone who's quit a lot of things in her life. 305 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,823 Oh, I don't think that's fair. 306 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,859 Geoff, I am who I am, it's fine. What's the issue? 307 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:01,895 Did you ever think about quitting something, but you weren't sure you could? 308 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,931 You came to the right place. 309 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:06,599 Let me tell you something about quitting. It's harder than it looks. 310 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,068 I know, right? 311 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:09,903 I can only imagine what my parents are going to say. 312 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,438 Yeah, you gotta tune that out. 313 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,173 A good quitter filters out the noise. 314 00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,342 But maybe if I just hang in there-- 315 00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:17,244 Bup-bup-bup. Do not talk yourself out of quitting. 316 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:19,112 Believe me, there were plenty of times 317 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:20,380 that I felt like giving up on quitting. 318 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,749 But I persevered. 319 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:24,317 Your tone feels right, but the words are so wrong. 320 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:26,954 You're saying if I think I want to quit, don't give up and not quit? 321 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,688 A true quitter never doesn't quit. 322 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,990 But I have only been there a week. 323 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,458 Well, you know what they say. 324 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,627 "If at first you don't succeed, pack it in, move on." 325 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,029 They say the exact opposite! 326 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,831 Look, I've been in your shoes. 327 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,600 The road ahead looks tough, and you're not sure if you can make it. 328 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,303 -I'm really not. -But you got to ask yourself something: 329 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:46,039 Am I gonna quit this job or am I gonna quit quitting? 330 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,674 If I don't quit, 331 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,442 I'll never know what would have happened if I did quit. 332 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:53,146 Attagirl! Now you march back into that office with your head held high 333 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,815 and you box up your stuff! 334 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,649 Thank you, Erica. 335 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:59,152 You have given me the strength to not keep going. 336 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,755 No one ever said that taking the easy way out is easy, 337 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,490 but nothing worth doing is hard. 338 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,624 -Now go! -Oh! 339 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,695 Okay, as someone who's going to raise a child with you, 340 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,297 I have some very serious concerns. 341 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,065 Come on. I turned out all right. 342 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,401 And Joanne will, too. Probably. 343 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:17,704 And speaking of not quitting, get the lotion. You're not done yet. 344 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,073 [adult Adam] While Erica had helped Joanne find some direction... 345 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:21,274 Thank you. 346 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,943 ...nothing could have prepared me 347 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,445 for the direction my evening was about to take. 348 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,746 'Sup, Goldnerd? 349 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,715 Hey, guy whose name I forget. 350 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:29,850 [Adam] Johnny and Carla? 351 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:31,751 Surprise! 352 00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:36,423 [chuckles] Oh, that call to your ex-girlfriend was clearly a cry for help. 353 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:39,692 Mama heard her lonely boy and came up with a plan. 354 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,862 You are gonna have adventures right here at home. 355 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:42,996 You're a townie now. 356 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,531 Townie, please. 357 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:47,400 I'm merely a temporary local with eyes set on the big city. 358 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,903 Nonsense. You're just as untethered and lost as these two. 359 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,204 [chuckling] Yeah, we are. 360 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,840 We're gonna show you the local nightlife. 361 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,374 Jenkintown after dark. 362 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,010 I have previous plans with Pop-Pop. 363 00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:00,080 Damn right he does. Now you get those geisha hands over here. 364 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,648 I'll get my coat. 365 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,117 [adult Adam] I wasn't excited to sample Jenkintown nightlife, 366 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,752 but it was actually kinda fun. 367 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,220 We had drinks... 368 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,389 -Whiskey sour. -Shot and a beer. 369 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,758 Walk me through your virgin margarita flavors. 370 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,592 ...we got shoes... 371 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,594 -Size 8. -11. 372 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,396 Lady's 7.5. 373 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,231 ...and we bowled. 374 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,035 That's, uh... zero for me. 375 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,237 For a total of nine. Great game, guys. 376 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,840 Should we go home? 377 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,609 But from there, the rest of the night was not exactly up my alley. 378 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,144 -Trish! Over here! -Ooh! Ooh-hoo! 379 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,480 -Trish? -Ooh-hoo! Hey, guys! 380 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,316 Sorry. My sitter flaked. 381 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,452 Adam Goldnerd, meet Trish... something. 382 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,820 Pleased to meet you, ma'am. 383 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,255 -[chuckles] -Who's this young fella? 384 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,992 Ethan. Say hello to Adam. 385 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,593 -Can I call him "Dad"? -Sure. 386 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,595 -What? -Can you teach me how to bowl, new Dad? 387 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,829 Sure can. 388 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,432 Oh, what an impossible-to-answer question. 389 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,267 Carla, is Trish a friend of yours? 390 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,803 She crashed into my car. We kept in touch. 391 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,039 We figured she's single, you're single. 392 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,574 Maybe through loneliness, you can make some bad decisions together. 393 00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,676 Well, you seem like a lovely lady, Trish, 394 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,846 and certainly nobody's asking, "Is she too young for him?" 395 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,082 Trish? What the hell? 396 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,184 And who might this imposing, irate gentleman be? 397 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,385 Who are you, lame-ass? 398 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,588 This is none of your business, Wyatt! 399 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,690 You and I aren't a thing anymore. 400 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,459 To be clear, we're not a thing either. 401 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,661 I'm just a very new and very minor friend of Trish. 402 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,263 He's going to take me fishing 403 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,664 and be there when he says he will! 404 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:25,865 I never agreed to that! 405 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,201 You know what? I'm gonna end you. 406 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,003 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys! Take it easy. 407 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,471 I'll hold your glasses while he whales on you. 408 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,373 -Hold his shirt, too. -My shirt? 409 00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:34,807 You got this, new Dad! 410 00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,643 Thanks for your confidence, Ethan! 411 00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,445 It's time for everyone to say good night to this punk! 412 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,880 -Oh, look! A compelling distraction! -Where? 413 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,482 [Adam] Thanks for the memorable night! 414 00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,152 [adult Adam] I was done with Jenkintown after dark. 415 00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,654 But things were about to get pretty dark for Barry, too. 416 00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,222 Hey, Round Toast! 417 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,324 I need the firm to get me tickets 418 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,692 to WrestleMania at the Spectrum. 419 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,027 Get out. 420 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:57,530 As in "Get out of town, I'm a wresting fan, too"? 421 00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,466 It isn't. Get out. 422 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:02,669 [adult Adam] Turns out, Barry's yuppie lifestyle was coming to an end. 423 00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,837 Declined? How could that be? 424 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:08,241 Are you telling me I have to pay for 19 volcano rolls 425 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:09,842 out of my own Velcro'd wallet? 426 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:13,846 Wait! Cease! Do you know who I am? 427 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:16,249 I'm the boyfriend of someone who just started working 428 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,751 for the firm that leased this car! 429 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:19,752 [grunts] 430 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,690 Joanne, we've got real problems. 431 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:26,726 The company card doesn't work, they took back the BMW, 432 00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,362 and Mrs. Thomas stopped indulging my cheeky antics! 433 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,199 Well, that's 'cause... I quit my job. 434 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,768 What? Right before the firm's golf outing? 435 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,704 I really needed that sporty getaway. 436 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,072 You know what, Barry? 437 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,241 I could have expected the job to let me down. 438 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:43,576 I didn't think you would, too. 439 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:46,879 Oh. I don't understand. What's happening? 440 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,348 What's happening is you're a moron. 441 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:50,017 But I thought she loved that job. 442 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,618 Nope. Only you did. 443 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,286 Did you really think Joanne's goal in life 444 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,921 was to help rich people get richer? 445 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:58,091 From your tone, I'm guessing... no? 446 00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,759 You've been so consumed with all the perks, 447 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,494 you didn't realize how miserable she was. 448 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:05,398 Damn it. [sighs] I have to make this right. 449 00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,967 [adult Adam] Barry finally understood what he needed to do. 450 00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:11,238 And I had someone I desperately needed to see, Brea. 451 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,206 One ticket to Providence, please. 452 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,742 But it turned out I didn't need a ticket to see Brea. 453 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:16,443 [Brea] Adam? 454 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,379 Brea? 455 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,581 She had come to see me. 456 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,715 [laughs] 457 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,787 W-What are you doing here? 458 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,956 I thought you were so busy and happy at college. 459 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,792 I... actually wasn't. 460 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,761 Adam, I'm having a pretty hard time. 461 00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,929 And then I heard how you're thriving in your new job-- 462 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:40,267 Let me stop you right there. My life is pretty lousy, too. 463 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,301 I thought you were friends with Kathleen Turner? 464 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,969 That was my mom's sultry voice. 465 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,138 So you mean... both our lives suck? 466 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,707 Totally. 467 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,676 [adult Adam] And so, with neither of us moving forward with our lives, 468 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,445 Brea and I decided to move backward, together. 469 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,413 Brea. 470 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,514 Hi, Mrs. G. 471 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,015 I remember her. 472 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,817 She didn't finish her chicken when we took her to dinner. 473 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,487 -Nice to see you, Pop-Pop. -Brea, what are you doing here? 474 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,021 Don't you have college in the morning? 475 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:03,256 Yeah, but, um-- 476 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,458 She might stay for a few days. 477 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,261 -Or longer. -Longer seems right. 478 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:09,962 Or even longer than longer. 479 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:10,897 [both chuckle] 480 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,801 How do you like that? The girl is throwing her life away. 481 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:16,469 Just like she threw away that chicken. 482 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,506 For Adam, Ben. So everybody wins. 483 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,109 Everybody who matters. 484 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,477 It could work. 485 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,481 Fine! I'll mix in! Just shut up about it already! 486 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,553 [adult Adam] Joanne was about to face 487 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,489 the hardest part of quitting her job: telling her parents. 488 00:17:36,623 --> 00:17:40,127 -You quit? -Oh, Jo Jo. I have to take a knee. 489 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,231 I have to take two knees. And two hands! 490 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,200 Oh, I hope you are happy, Joanne. You made your father table-top. 491 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,470 -W-- -Really, though, is anyone surprised? 492 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,740 Look, I know you guys think I'm a flake, but it wasn't like that. 493 00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,808 I want to be careful not to overstate this. 494 00:17:56,976 --> 00:18:00,046 You destroyed all of our futures! 495 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,514 -[door closes] -Opposite! 496 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,683 Barry? What are you doing here? 497 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,518 Setting the record straight. 498 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:09,656 For some dumb reason, your parents think you don't see things through. 499 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,459 I won't let them make your quitting EDF a source of shame 500 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,093 when it should be a source of pride. 501 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,563 We should be proud that she barely lasted a week? 502 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,031 No. You should be proud that she was smart enough 503 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,434 to realize why she got into law in the first place. 504 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,836 She wanted to help people. 505 00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:26,105 ["Missing You" plays] 506 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,740 How did I not see it? 507 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,041 I didn't at first, either. 508 00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:32,745 She was pushing paperwork for a soulless firm, 509 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,781 even though hers is the most beautiful soul there is. 510 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,784 I'm sorry, Jo Jo. 511 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:42,855 I guess I just got excited that you finally had a path. 512 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,659 I do have a path, Daddy. It's just not this. 513 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,497 All we really care about is that you're happy. 514 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,699 ** I ain't missing you at all ** 515 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,768 ** Missing you, missing you ** 516 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,770 ** Since you've been Gone away... ** 517 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,573 And I know it's hard to believe after the way I behaved, 518 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:03,109 but that's all I care about, too. 519 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:06,346 You're not gonna miss the car, the sushi, or the Phillies tickets? 520 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,880 [sighing] Oh, big time. 521 00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:10,417 But who knows what the future will bring? 522 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:14,587 So, when you think about the future, do you think about us? 523 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,889 That's all I think about. 524 00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:18,258 ** Down this Long-distance line tonight ** 525 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,493 ** I ain't Missing you at all... ** 526 00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:22,795 [adult Adam] Barry had come to Joanne's rescue. 527 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:25,332 Meanwhile, my mom had someone else she needed to save. 528 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,599 Hey! 529 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:29,969 Adam, Brea. Your happiness is my happiness. 530 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,238 Aww! 531 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,540 Don't "aww" that. She's clearly got more to say. 532 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,942 It breaks my heart how much you two miss each other, 533 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:39,446 but I think we all know Brea can't stay. 534 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,513 ** Missing you... ** 535 00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,114 It's just been so hard. 536 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,585 Brea. It gets better. A lot better. 537 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:49,489 In fact, it should be the best time of your life. You deserve that. 538 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:50,957 ** I ain't missing you... ** 539 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,326 Damn it. You really do. 540 00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,394 I'll give you guys some time. 541 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,162 ** I keep lying to myself... ** 542 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,264 But, Adam, what about you? 543 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,932 You're gonna figure it out. 544 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,802 And... so will I. 545 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,037 [adult Adam] Loving someone means understanding 546 00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,706 exactly what they're going through. 547 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,807 If it's okay with you... 548 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,544 can we just sit here for a while? 549 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,979 ** Since you've been gone... ** 550 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:15,548 As long as you're here, I'm not going anywhere. 551 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,750 ** I ain't missing you ** 552 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,151 ** Missing you... ** 553 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:21,254 [adult Adam] And whether it's space to grow apart 554 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,523 or just a helping hand as they find their way through life... 555 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,694 giving them exactly what they need... 556 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,196 ** I ain't missing you... ** 557 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,564 ...is the greatest gift of all. 558 00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,666 ** I ain't missing you ** 559 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,035 ** I keep lying to myself ** 560 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,937 ** Ain't missing you ** 561 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,273 ** I ain't missing you ** 562 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,409 ** I ain't missing you ** 563 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,677 ** I ain't missing you ** 564 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,846 ** I ain't missing you ** 565 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,783 Gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart 566 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,286 I inform you I am no longer ridiculously rich. 567 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,921 -Wow. -That happened fast. 568 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:56,823 -Rags to riches to rags. -It was clear how this was gonna end. 569 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,190 Which unfortunately means 570 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,759 I'll be in your lives after all. 571 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,693 Slumming down here 572 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,594 in the gutter 573 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,562 with your cooked fish 574 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,796 and American cars. 575 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,298 Happy to have you back, Big Tasty. 576 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,400 And in celebration of our reunion, 577 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,403 I brought you one leftover box of sushi to delight in. 578 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,004 That does not look fresh. 579 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,239 Nonsense! 580 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,107 If sliced correctly, sushi can last for weeks. 581 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,576 Now gorge yourselves 582 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,545 on the pizza rolls of the Samurai! 583 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:19,479 -No, thanks. -I'm all set. 584 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,780 I ate bacteria earlier. 585 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,415 It's visually obvious that shouldn't be eaten. 586 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:23,616 More for me I guess. 587 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:25,952 Mm. 588 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,287 Ugh. 589 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:29,956 Uh. I'm in really big trouble.