1 00:00:00,734 --> 00:00:02,336 [adult Adam] Back in the '80s, my family loved Halloween. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:06,074 The crazy costumes, the treats, the tricks. 3 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:07,875 But since we were all older 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,643 and had a new baby in the house, 5 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,813 this year was on track to be more like any other day. 6 00:00:12,946 --> 00:00:15,483 Oh, this Lost Boys movie is entirely too scary. 7 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,519 I mean, who in their right mind moves to Northern California? 8 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,454 Okay, let's just focus on the movie. 9 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:22,290 Blood-sucking immortal creatures of the night 10 00:00:22,423 --> 00:00:24,158 are hell-bent on hanging out with high schoolers. 11 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:25,993 It has flaws. 12 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,562 I would love to be a vampire. Oh! 13 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,731 Staying young with you forever? [chuckles] 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,267 That is every mother's dream! And I presume every son's. 15 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:35,603 Yeah. Dreams. We all have 'em. 16 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,505 The Halloween war is on! 17 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:38,839 I know I shouldn't, but... what? 18 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,474 As you know, 19 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,711 the Kremps have placed a family of skeletons on their lawn 20 00:00:43,844 --> 00:00:45,513 as a direct challenge to us. 21 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,348 I think that's just Ginzy's lame attempt 22 00:00:47,481 --> 00:00:49,016 at a playful holiday decoration. 23 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,819 It is clearly a game of neighborhood one-ups-manship. 24 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:55,256 I will not allow our family to be out Halloween-ed! 25 00:00:55,389 --> 00:00:58,226 I guess we could string some lights together, and, uh-- 26 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,694 Oh, maybe get one of those giant Hefty bags 27 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,030 shaped like a pumpkin that you fill with leaves. 28 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:06,100 So, fun, but you get a chore done. 29 00:01:06,234 --> 00:01:09,903 I'm talking about celebrating the way Americans are supposed to--: 30 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:13,907 with a front-yard deathscape that will haunt children's dreams into adulthood. 31 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:17,545 My sweet boy wants to take the neighbors down by outshining them. 32 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:20,080 [chuckles] I raised you so well. 33 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:21,415 I'm your favorite child. 34 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,817 Now, to the street to see my handiwork in action! 35 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,255 Let the nightmares begin! 36 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:29,290 [gasps] I love it. 37 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,693 Ginzy's sad skeletons are already hanging their heads in shame. 38 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:34,528 -[chuckles] -Undead JTP! 39 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:36,530 [all, flatly] Undead JTP. 40 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:37,765 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 41 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:39,967 You are murderous ice-cream men! Act like it! 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,769 I know it's too late to ask this, 43 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,571 but you couldn't have just done this by yourself? 44 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,273 Yeah, and why aren't you in costume? 45 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:46,774 We let him pour raspberry syrup all over us, 46 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,075 and that's the question you're asking? 47 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,110 I gotta admit, this is impressive. 48 00:01:50,244 --> 00:01:51,479 Where did you even get an ice-cream truck? 49 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,780 Funny story. 50 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,149 The real ice-cream man is in jail for a reason 51 00:01:55,283 --> 00:01:56,650 too unspeakable to say out loud. 52 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:58,252 How is that a funny story? 53 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,755 Funny part is I got it at a police auction for 87 bucks! 54 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,358 I think Andy needs more blood on his face. 55 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,427 -May I? -Good call. 56 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,728 Andy, let my mother sauce you. 57 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,096 Oh, no, I don't think that's something that-- 58 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,064 Okay. Oh, she's already started. 59 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,500 Yes. Yeah. That's better. Mama, sauce the rest of them. 60 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,934 -[Beverly] On it. -O-kay! 61 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,169 -Happy to help! -I think we got it. 62 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,537 -Uh-huh. Whoa. -Yep. 63 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:18,138 Oh, right in the mouth. 64 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:20,140 ** I'm twisted up inside ** 65 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,843 ** But nonetheless I feel the need to say ** 66 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:27,581 ** I don't know the future ** 67 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:31,285 ** But the past keeps getting Clearer every day ** 68 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:33,721 [adult Adam] It was the day before Halloween, 1980-something, 69 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,623 and Geoff and Erica were discovering 70 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,258 that they had different parenting styles. 71 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,526 [bell dings] 72 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,960 Uhp. There's the dinner bell. 73 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,629 Time for Muriel's bottle. 74 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,397 [sleepily] Sha-up! Sleeping mama. 75 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,799 Sorry, my slumbering sweetie. 76 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:48,336 I'm just really excited to get a little Q-T with my cutie. 77 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,504 Shut up! I'll kill you. 78 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:52,273 I'll kill all you. 79 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,874 [adult Adam] The only problem for Geoff was 80 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,344 quality time with his daughter was hard to come by. 81 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:59,012 Oh, look, it's my ever-present mother-in-law 82 00:02:59,146 --> 00:03:01,014 who's beaten me to my daughter... again. 83 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,483 She was fussy, 84 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,652 so I swooped in to take care of it. 85 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:07,388 You were seven seconds critically late. 86 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,523 You could have starved because Daddy doesn't care about you 87 00:03:09,657 --> 00:03:10,824 as much as I do. 88 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,560 Okay, I think that's a tad bit unfair. 89 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,428 And how did you know she was fussy? 90 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,730 Oh, I have a separate military-grade monitor. 91 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,399 It picks up everything. [chuckles] 92 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,800 Even when a certain someone 93 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,169 is singing "Macho Man" in the shower. 94 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,837 The beat is good to scrub to. 95 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,873 And wait. You're monitoring our monitoring? 96 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,041 That's what a good granny does: 97 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,543 parent quality control. 98 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:30,778 I think we're doing pretty okay. 99 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:32,580 [chuckling] Oh, silly Geoffrey. 100 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,382 That's because I'm always around. 101 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:37,084 You can't drop the ball if I never throw it to you. 102 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,619 But it's not your ball. 103 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:42,256 Oh, it is because I made the ball that made this ball. 104 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:43,791 You know what? I'm just gonna remove your monitor. 105 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:45,626 Go ahead. I have many backups. 106 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,094 -Where? -Nowhere. 107 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,796 Everywhere. [chuckles] 108 00:03:48,929 --> 00:03:50,998 Just know Big Blonde is always watching. 109 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,633 And you just know that that's my daughter 110 00:03:52,766 --> 00:03:54,034 and I would like to burp her now. 111 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:55,703 Ooh. I already started. 112 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,271 And I would hand her over to you, 113 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,772 but I'm doing it perfectly. 114 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,641 -[Muriel burps] -Oh! 115 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:03,210 That is the sweet smell of success, 116 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,612 and the milk of your lady 117 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,580 who was fortified by the milk of me. 118 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,616 Legacy milk. I get it. 119 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,818 Maybe you can see her after her nap. 120 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:12,052 Unless I get there first, 121 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:12,920 which I will, because, 122 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:14,087 as we've established, 123 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,290 I am a force to be reckoned with. 124 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,025 [adult Adam] While Geoff was feeling down, 125 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:20,227 my Halloween plans were up in the air. 126 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,895 Hello, neighbor. 127 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,931 Where are you headed this All Hallows' Eve? 128 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:27,935 Perhaps to go trick-or-treating with your becostumed amigos? 129 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:31,672 You should know that you are still teensy enough to get candy without judgment. 130 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:34,575 And you should know I'm uncomfortable with you assessing my body. 131 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:35,676 I hear that more than I should. 132 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:36,810 And I'm not going out. 133 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,446 I don't have a social life anymore 134 00:04:38,579 --> 00:04:39,680 since all my friends went off to college. 135 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:41,114 Oh, goodness! 136 00:04:41,248 --> 00:04:43,684 My burble and chatter has opened up some deep wounds. 137 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,252 It's fine. 138 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:46,454 I'm just gonna hang here and eat this entire bowl of Mounds. 139 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:48,556 Holy coconut delights! 140 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:51,892 Mounds are a delicious treat, but only in moderation. 141 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:54,261 You must really be hurting and lonely. 142 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,529 Okay. Take it easy. 143 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,965 Dave Kim did invite me to visit him in New York. 144 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,901 But your dance card is painfully empty. Why didn't you accept? 145 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,269 Oh, no reason. 146 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,737 [softly] New York City traffic scares me. 147 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:04,672 I'm sorry. What are you saying? 148 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:05,806 The traffic is too much for me. 149 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,408 Son, please, play to the back row. 150 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:09,309 [normal voice] I don't want to drive alone, okay? 151 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,011 The taxis zip by too fast, 152 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,746 and the pedestrians just step into the street 153 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,482 with no regard for the "Don't Walk" sign! 154 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,917 And then they yell, "Hey! I'm walkin' here!" 155 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,786 The city does bring out the worst in us, 156 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,854 but great news, I can give you a ride. 157 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,122 You're going to New York? 158 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,692 It's the annual Prince impersonator competition, 159 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,627 -"Prince-o-ween"! -That can't be right. 160 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,796 I didn't come up with it. But I'm gonna dominate it. 161 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,498 That's why I'm here. 162 00:05:30,631 --> 00:05:32,633 I'm gonna borrow a pair of sparkly purple boots from your mom. 163 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,002 She is a generous, big-footed lady. 164 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,904 She can clomp with the best of 'em. 165 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:40,207 Adam! I need all your money and coins! 166 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,010 I blew through my budget on fake gravestones 167 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:46,179 with comedic epitaphs like "Noah Scape" and "Barry D. Alive." 168 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:49,717 Fun! It's a reminder that death comes for us all, but in a silly way. 169 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,018 Bar, why are you doing this again? 170 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,754 To shame our neighbors and haunt the innocent. 171 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,823 Why do I have to keep explaining this? 172 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,925 Yeah, I'll take that ride, Mr. G. 173 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,861 Huzzah! A companion on the road to the big city! 174 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,330 Looks like my mixtape "Jams Just for John" 175 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:04,898 is gonna break in some new ears! 176 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,867 -I'm now wavering. -Huzzah! 177 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,168 [adult Adam] As I was hitting the road, 178 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:10,203 Geoff was trying not to hit the roof 179 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,540 over my mom's aggressive grandparenting. 180 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,675 Honey, how long you gonna be? 181 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,209 Until all the hot water is gone. 182 00:06:16,343 --> 00:06:17,811 But I really need to talk to you. 183 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,180 Geoff, this is the first shower I've had in a week. 184 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:23,584 I need to wash the spit-up, barf, and baby yak off my body. 185 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:24,752 Aren't those the same thing? 186 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,421 Yes. No. Maybe? 187 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,690 Look, I just need to listen to the sound of the water now, please. 188 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:32,059 But your mom refuses to give me a second with Muriel. 189 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:34,562 Oh, you mean so we can take quiet showers, 190 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,063 and showers with no talking, 191 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,598 and shower with no other people in the room? 192 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,067 I get it. She's a huge help, which is great for you, 193 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,202 but I feel completely cut out of my child's life. 194 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,804 I don't know what to tell you, homie. 195 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:46,707 Maybe find some time during the day when she's not around? 196 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,208 You mean like when your mom's asleep? 197 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,777 Sure! 198 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,079 That seems like an answer that would send you on your way. 199 00:06:52,212 --> 00:06:54,882 [adult Adam] And so Geoff took Erica's dismissive advice 200 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,750 and found a time to be with his daughter alone: 201 00:06:58,218 --> 00:06:58,886 4:00 a.m. 202 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,290 [Beverly clears throat] 203 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,625 -Gah! -Looking for someone? 204 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,226 Why are you up at this hour? 205 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,895 I sensed something was wrong. 206 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,597 A grandmother always knows. 207 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:10,798 That's not an expression. 208 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,066 Muriel's jammies would beg to differ. 209 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,503 Oh, my God. Okay. No more bedazzling the baby. 210 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,637 And I want to hold her. 211 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:17,771 Yeah, now's not a good time. 212 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:18,839 But you're holding her. 213 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,741 Shh! You're upsetting her. 214 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,610 And me. I think it's best you leave. 215 00:07:22,743 --> 00:07:23,977 Oh, I'm gonna leave, all right. 216 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,747 Erica, pack a bag 217 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,916 because tomorrow I'm spending alone time with our daughter at the beach! 218 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,252 I guess we can discuss it when you're conscious 219 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,421 and not spread out like a starfish. 220 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,189 How am I supposed to get back in there? 221 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:37,991 [adult Adam] As Geoff was determined to head out of town, 222 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,093 I had arrived in the big city. 223 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:43,797 Adam! Baby! Welcome to the West Village! 224 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:44,932 Mwah! Mwah! 225 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,635 Whoa So unexpected and European! 226 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:50,504 You know it. DKNY is now international. 227 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:53,841 DKNY? Donna Karan's ready-wear line for today's smart set? 228 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,743 Yup, and it's kind of my moniker, baby. 229 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:56,744 Get the hell in here, baby. 230 00:07:56,877 --> 00:07:58,679 You say "baby" an awful lot. 231 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,080 I'm just saying how I feel. 232 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:03,116 And how I feel is happy to see you, baby. 233 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,118 -[door closes] -Whoa! Is your roommate a DJ? 234 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:06,587 Those turntables are mine. 235 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,956 You know how I like to drop a funky beat every so often. 236 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,991 Like when you play the French horn? 237 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,727 Oh, my God! Shared history! Hilarious. 238 00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,028 Let me introduce you to the gang. 239 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,098 Tamsin, Brett, Fitz, meet Adam F. Goldberg. 240 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:19,366 -[smooching] -Whoa, hey. 241 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,569 Make some room for you. 242 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,503 -[smooching] -Brett caught some mouth! 243 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,272 -Heh. -You guys ready to eat? 244 00:08:25,405 --> 00:08:27,675 Nice! What are we thinking? Some pizza? 245 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:28,876 Classic New York 'za? 246 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,644 [laughter] 247 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,613 I told you he was funny. 248 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,115 We're going to an Ethiopian place we've grown quite fond of. 249 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,483 Ethiopia? 250 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:37,851 Sounds familiar, 251 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,853 but my brother threw my globe at a bird's nest. 252 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,054 It's amazing! 253 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:42,890 You sit on the floor and you pick up 254 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:45,258 this special spongy bread with your hands. 255 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,994 Or we walk across the street 256 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,528 to that novelty hamburger place. 257 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,863 Burger, Comedy and Magic? 258 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,131 Check, check, and check. 259 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,399 [British accent] I don't eat meat. 260 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,901 Oh, my God. 261 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,002 There's, like, nothing left. 262 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,403 Fruits and vegetables. 263 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,338 Oh, just like the mighty... 264 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,273 [Australian accent] koala bear from your country. 265 00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:02,943 Adam, she's not Australian. She's from the UK. 266 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,012 [normal voice] Sorry. I have Australia on the brain. 267 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,546 I just re-watched Crocodile Dundee. 268 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,015 Ah, I love Croc Dundee. 269 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:10,217 Awesome! Looks like me and Fitz have a lot in common. 270 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,985 I like it ironically, of course. 271 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,154 At best it's an embarrassment to an entire continent. 272 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,556 Sure. [chuckles] That's one way to like it. 273 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,358 What about you, Brett? What do you hate? 274 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,393 Corporate America. 275 00:09:20,527 --> 00:09:23,631 It's exploiting our workforce all to worship at the altar of the almighty dollar. 276 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,700 And you took my question seriously. Oh for three. 277 00:09:26,834 --> 00:09:28,201 Tell you what, 278 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,569 why don't we all change into our costumes and head out? 279 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,739 Now we're talking! Let's do this! 280 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:34,541 [adult Adam] Yep, I wasn't in a groove with Dave Kim's new friends. 281 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,209 But once we were all in our Halloween costumes, 282 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:38,045 I was sure it'd all be smoothed out. 283 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,747 But there was this wrinkle. 284 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,015 Dude, when you said you were going as Leonardo, 285 00:09:42,149 --> 00:09:43,917 I assumed you meant the Ninja Turtle! 286 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,653 No, I-I'm getting that. 287 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:48,155 But what I'm not getting, Dave Kim, is who you're supposed to be. 288 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,258 Leonardo. Da Vinci? 289 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,761 The artist! We're all dressed as artists. 290 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:56,129 Kahlo, Picasso, Van Gogh. 291 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,031 Oh. Of course. [chuckles] 292 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,033 I definitely know those names. 293 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,970 Why don't we just sit and have a nice meal 294 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,072 and you'll discover how much you like these people like I do? 295 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,576 Oh! 296 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:12,780 Aw, damn it! I'm turtling! 297 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,119 [adult Adam] I had finally gotten out of my shell, 298 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,621 but was still feeling uncomfortable around Dave Kim's college friends. 299 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,091 Isn't this food just divine? 300 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,626 My favorite is this brown pile. 301 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,796 Totally unfamiliar to my tongue, 302 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,231 like an odd paste from across the sea. 303 00:10:31,364 --> 00:10:33,433 Oh, that's the buticha. It's a chickpea dip. 304 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,036 You can either enjoy it on its own or with the injera bread. 305 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,071 What if I don't enjoy it either way? 306 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,673 It's not your fault, man. 307 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,009 Big agriculture has been feeding you lies. 308 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,478 You gotta expand your horizons, put your mouth on the world. 309 00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,247 I once had a satay at EPCOT. 310 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,516 Hey, did you guys know that Adam's a filmmaker? 311 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,483 -Hm. -Hm. 312 00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,019 -Anything indie? -Oh, yeah! 313 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,021 I did a whole tribute to Indiana Jones. 314 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:55,622 -Ironically? -I don't think so. 315 00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:57,490 I made the Ark of the Covenant 316 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,727 with the gold foil from a thousand Rolos. 317 00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:02,095 So you're part of the big Hollywood machine 318 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,530 cranking out circuses for the sheep? 319 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,398 Fingers crossed. 320 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,667 You know what I just saw in the cinema? Mannequin. 321 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:08,869 Oh, hell yeah! 322 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,438 A well-done fantasy romance? Yes, please! 323 00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,506 At best, it's sexist rubbish. 324 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,709 I thought it was about an assistant window dresser 325 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,178 who falls in love with a mannequin who comes to life at night 326 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,412 because of an ancient Egyptian curse. 327 00:11:19,546 --> 00:11:21,014 Exactly. 328 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,650 It's an adolescent male director's valentine to misogyny. 329 00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:26,119 And with sassy Meshach Taylor as comic relief. 330 00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,688 Dave Kim, tell 'em. You loved it. 331 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,725 It was everything wrong with humanity in a tight 90 minutes. 332 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,327 What's going on with you? You love popcorn movies. 333 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:37,030 I've expanded my horizons. That's what you do in college. 334 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,199 Oh, like your little DJ setup? 335 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,501 I'll have you know I'm the most sought-after MC 336 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:44,271 on the third floor of the west annex of Hayden dorm. 337 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,474 DKNY is being modest. He's quite the impresario. 338 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,708 Impresario? 339 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,278 He means DKNY throws the best parties. 340 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,280 I get it. Some classic Fitz irony. 341 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:56,583 He's serious. DKNY is a modern-day Gatsby. 342 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,252 What can I say? I'm the straw that stirs the drink. 343 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,421 -[laughter] -[glasses clink] 344 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,892 So you're saying you could throw a party anytime anywhere? 345 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,459 Anyway. Anyhow. 346 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,561 Then what a better time than this weekend? 347 00:12:08,695 --> 00:12:12,232 I'd love to go to an epic DKNY Halloween bash. 348 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,935 Unless, of course, you can't pull it together in time. 349 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,237 Oh, I'll pull it together. 350 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:21,508 I'll pull it together and cement my reputation as NYU's burgeoning bon vivant. 351 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:26,013 [chanting] Bon vivant! Bon vivant! Bon vivant! 352 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,581 Stop that! That's not something people chant! 353 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:30,483 [adult Adam] While I was challenging Dave Kim, 354 00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,752 Geoff was facing a challenge of his own. 355 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,788 Isn't this nice? 356 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:37,624 Oh, you mean spending two hours packing up baby crap 357 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,726 so that we can sleep in a musty, empty shore house? 358 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,362 The perfect Halloween. No ghost, ghouls... 359 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:43,530 or, even more frightening, your mother. 360 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,966 I get it. She's a lot. 361 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,634 But you knew that when we chose to live with her. 362 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,469 What I didn't know is that I would never get 363 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,771 a single, solitary moment alone with my own child. 364 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:55,342 Well, now you're safe, and I have no help for the next few days. 365 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,577 Thanks for no sleep or showers in advance. 366 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:59,980 Fear not, my skeptical queen. I'll take care of everything. 367 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,182 [adult Adam] But there was one thing he missed. 368 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:05,618 [gasps] Ohh! Muriel's diaper cream! 369 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:08,755 Oh, her sweet delicious tushie is unprotected! 370 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,857 Barry crisis! 371 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,961 The Kremps' skeletons are a bigger hit than my ice-cream truck! 372 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,262 So you stole them? 373 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,629 What choice did I have? 374 00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,932 The truck frightened no one! 375 00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,635 In fact, I made a small fortune selling Bomb Pops and Push-Ups. 376 00:13:22,769 --> 00:13:24,371 Damn my inviting face! 377 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,806 Well, you've always been too handsome. 378 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,242 But I have to go. Where are my keys? 379 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,078 Good news, bad news. Your keys are here, 380 00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,346 but all your tires are on the ice-cream truck. 381 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,848 [inhales deeply] 382 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,216 What the [bleep] happened? 383 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,986 Four simultaneous flats. The less you know the better. 384 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,353 Then how am I supposed to get out to the shore 385 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,789 to save my grandchild's sensitive cheeks? 386 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,824 -Here. -Unbelievable. 387 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,027 [adult Adam] While my mom was ready to come to the rescue, 388 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,496 Dave Kim's party was on life support. 389 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,032 You know what's great about no one being here? 390 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,700 Plenty of room to dance. 391 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,703 Sure. Ha ha. But it's still early. 392 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,972 Still early to hit the streets and trick-or-treat like old times? 393 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,507 DKNY will wait it out. 394 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,710 DKNY? Ugh. Just drop the act already! 395 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,046 You're not an international impresario. 396 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,848 You're just my dorky friend from Jenkintown. 397 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,552 I was your dorky friend from Jenkintown. I've changed. 398 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,354 That's what happens when you go to college. 399 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:15,722 But you wouldn't know that, would you? 400 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,724 Please! You're just a big fat phony! 401 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,592 [American accent] Hey! Not cool, man! 402 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,394 People are allowed to change. 403 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,630 What happened to your British accent? 404 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,165 Oh, I'm actually from Tucson. 405 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,534 I just thought it would make me sound more interesting. 406 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,937 And I only recently learned the definition of irony. 407 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,372 I can admit, I abuse the word. 408 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,341 I know it seems like I rage against the machine, 409 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,109 but that's only because I'm part of it. 410 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,677 My dad owns 11 White Castles. 411 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:40,580 Oh, my God! You're all phonies! 412 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,349 There's nothing phony about a fresh start. 413 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,685 I was excited to share my new life with you, 414 00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:48,355 but you just want me to be the same loser from high school. 415 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,393 Congrats, Adam. You won. 416 00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:56,196 [adult Adam] While I suddenly realized I had let Dave Kim down as a friend, 417 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,066 it was Geoff's turn to step up as a dad. 418 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,501 Ah. Are you sure you wanna do it all? I can stay up with you. 419 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,170 -No. I got this. -Oh, thank God. 420 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,771 Mama's gonna hit the hay. 421 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:05,805 Get a good night's sleep, sweetie. 422 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,274 [chuckles] 423 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,076 Hello, beautiful! 424 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,910 [chuckles] Finally, it's just me and you. 425 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,580 [adult Adam] It was what Geoff had been dreaming about. 426 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,548 -[fussing] -It's okay. It's okay. I'm just changing you. 427 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,749 Until it became a nightmare. 428 00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:19,386 Oh, no! I forgot your boom-boom cream! 429 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:20,887 Schwartz bottoms are notoriously chafe-y! 430 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,655 -He tried feeding her. -So you're not hungry? 431 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,091 You're just angry for no reason? 432 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,425 -[Muriel crying] -Just like your mama. 433 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,560 Although she does get angry when she's hungry, also, 434 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,796 but there is that sweet spot right after her Pop-Tart. 435 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,731 Am I talking too much? Is that what's making you cry? 436 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,899 I'm gonna cry, too! 437 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,567 And as the hours went by... 438 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:37,004 Damn it. Why can't I think of a lullaby? 439 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,938 ** For she's a jolly good baby ** 440 00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,707 -** For she's A jolly good baby ** -[crying] 441 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,143 I'm so exhausted! 442 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,811 [adult Adam] ...tired and out of ideas, 443 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:48,415 Geoff decided to take Muriel on a late-night stroll. 444 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,483 Ah. Fresh air will solve everything. 445 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,088 Oh, good. Halloween fog. 446 00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,290 Really calms a nervous fella. 447 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,661 [eerie ice-cream-truck music plays] 448 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:02,595 Huh. 449 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,598 The haunting lilt of an ice-cream truck. 450 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,603 You know, Muriel, 451 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:13,073 I'm really glad that you're not old enough to realize how frightened I am. 452 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,779 Um... 453 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:20,847 Okay. Well... 454 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,683 time to run now. 455 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:28,988 Give me back my baby, Geoffrey! 456 00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,458 [screaming] 457 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,462 Your demon grandma has come to claim you! 458 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,765 Wait. Muriel? Where are you? 459 00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,533 Oh, my God! I'm the worst dad ever! 460 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,369 [laughing evilly] 461 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,238 You have failed, Geoff! 462 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:47,607 Geoff... 463 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:48,975 -Geoff? -[Erica] Geoff? 464 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,544 Geoff? Geoff, wake up! 465 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,447 [gasps] Oh, thank God. 466 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,016 I had this horrible dream where-- where your mom was trying to take the baby, 467 00:16:57,150 --> 00:16:59,586 a-and there was ice cream and a song and-- Where's Muriel? 468 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,089 -She's right here safe with me. -[screams] 469 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,658 I'm sorry if my ice-cream truck's music invaded your dreams. 470 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,764 [adult Adam] Just when I was feeling bad about my fight with Dave Kim, 471 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,502 I ran into a Prince that was feeling even worse. 472 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,870 Mr. Glascott? Are you okay? 473 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:22,008 I'm very not. I came in 17th out of 17. 474 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,077 Sorry to hear that. 475 00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:27,080 There was an Apollonia and a Vanity that both beat me. 476 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,917 It never said anything about Prince's muses in the official rules. 477 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,853 These people at Prince-o-ween, they run a very loose ship. 478 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,523 I think I might have a way to salvage the night for both of us. 479 00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,628 [adult Adam] That Halloween, I wasn't the only one trying to make things right. 480 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:44,364 Would you like to hold your daughter? 481 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:46,099 That's okay. Seems like you got it. 482 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,534 Oh, I do got it, 483 00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:52,705 but I realized I was a tad, teensy-weensy... 484 00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,375 insanely overzealous with my grandmothering. 485 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,943 Well, maybe it's for the best 486 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,879 'cause it's pretty clear I have no idea what I'm doing. 487 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:03,450 I see. Um, well, I'll tell you a secret. 488 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,185 There was a time in my life 489 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,053 where I didn't know what I was doing either. 490 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,421 Really? 491 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,022 Sure. 492 00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:13,826 I mean, now I'm calm and poised and effortlessly beautiful, 493 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,663 but when Erica was a baby, I was a mess. 494 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,998 And look how amazing I turned out. 495 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,468 Well, certainly neither of you suffer from self-esteem issues. 496 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,205 But what if I screw up? 497 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,707 Oh, you will. A lot. 498 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,941 And it'll be okay. 499 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,944 Muriel is the luckiest baby in the world 500 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:33,813 to have you two as parents. 501 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,582 She'll teach you everything you need to know. 502 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,751 And I'm here if you need me. 503 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,753 But this weekend is yours. 504 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,159 [adult Adam] Sometimes you have to give people room to be who they're meant to be, 505 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,661 whether it's a new dad or a whole new person. 506 00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,232 DKNY. 507 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:55,302 You don't have to call me that. I'm just a phony, remember? 508 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,404 No. You're not. 509 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,539 You're just finding your way. 510 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,543 And truth is... I'm jealous. 511 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,513 It's not so easy to see you in your new life with your new friends. 512 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,114 Adam, that doesn't change anything. 513 00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,950 You'll always be my friend. 514 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,752 And next year, when you're here, 515 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:14,086 we're gonna have the time of our lives. 516 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,155 Why wait? 517 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,557 [dance music plays] 518 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,826 [indistinct conversations] 519 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:20,993 [chuckles] 520 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,831 How'd you get all these people here? 521 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,466 I didn't. You did. 522 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:30,002 Word got out there's a DKNY party with a very special guest. 523 00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,204 What are you talking about? 524 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,074 You got Prince? 525 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,977 It's dark and everyone's loaded, so let's find out! 526 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:40,947 ["Let's Go Crazy" intro plays] 527 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:41,714 Dearly beloved... 528 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,017 we are gathered here today 529 00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:49,188 to celebrate one man named DKNY. 530 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,890 [all cheering] 531 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,027 ** And if de-elevator tries To bring you down ** 532 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,064 ** Go crazy ** 533 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,832 ** Punch a higher floor ** 534 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:05,405 ** If you don't like The world you're living in ** 535 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,507 [adult Adam] Of course, change can be scary. 536 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:11,010 ** Take a look around At least you got friends ** 537 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,146 [adult Adam] But whatever growing pains you have along the way... 538 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,916 ** You see, I called my old lady For a friendly word ** 539 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,852 ...as long as you're surrounded by the people who know you best, 540 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,890 there's nothing to be afraid of. 541 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,392 ** Are we gonna let de-elevator Bring us down? ** 542 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:26,593 ** Oh, no, let's go ** 543 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,528 ** Go crazy ** 544 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,597 ** Ooh! ** 545 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,898 ** I said let's go crazy ** 546 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,566 ** Go crazy ** 547 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,972 JTP, you have failed me. 548 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,075 [all] JTP. We have failed you? 549 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:45,578 All I wanted was to win a street war 550 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,079 against my mother's best friend 551 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,615 and dominate the neighborhood with terror. 552 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,650 I still think this night was a success. 553 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,985 Success? Of course you're unfamiliar 554 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,654 with that word's meaning, Matt Bradley. 555 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,623 You never once tasted its glory. 556 00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:59,125 That seems unnecessarily personal, 557 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,061 but maybe it's a good thing you made children happy today. 558 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,229 [doorbell rings] 559 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,832 [both] Trick or treat! 560 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,900 We heard you're the kind, generous man 561 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,135 with the ice-cream truck! 562 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,470 You know what? 563 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,705 I am. [chuckles] 564 00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:15,241 I guess the true meaning of Halloween is about giving. 565 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,543 There ya go. 566 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,944 -He learned something. -Wait for it. 567 00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,512 And I'll be giving you... 568 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,847 -terror! -[girls screaming] 569 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:23,282 This is the last kid who ate my ice cream! 570 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,117 And you're next! Aah! 571 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,989 [sighs] Finally. A win.