>> YO, WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
>> I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY
LUNCHEON?
>> NO, SHE'S HERE TO TESTIFY
FOR ME.
KATHY DOESN'T LIKE KAYLIN.
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SINCE
BECAUSE ME AND KATHY HAVEN'T
BEEN TOGETHER FOR YEARS.
WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU?
>> SHE'S THE OTHER WOMAN!
IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN, LIKE, SIX
MONTHS SINCE WE STOPPED DOING
ANYTHING TOGETHER.
I CAN'T BE DRAGGED INTO ANOTHER
BABY MAMA SITUATION.
I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT [bleep]
AGAIN.
>> I WOULDN'T MIND YOU COMING
OUT TO THE WEDDING, BUT DUTCHESS
CAN'T.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GONNA WORK
THAT OUT.
>> SO IT'S A FULL JURY TRIAL?
>> YEAH.
>> KAYLIN BETTER COME HERE.
>> POSSIBLY.
>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL
GOOD ABOUT MY CHILD'S FATHER
POSSIBLY GOING TO JAIL FOR THREE
YEARS, 'CAUSE I PROMISE,
LULU'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME.
[hip-hop music]
*
>> * HEY
>> * LET IT GO
* SAID LET IT GO
* JUST LET IT GO
* TURN AROUND AND LOOK AT ME
* AND LET IT GO
* JUST LET IT GO
* SAID LET IT GO
* RUN AND LOOK AT ME
* AND LET IT GO
>> HEY, HONEY, HOW YOU DOING?
>> I'M WORKIN'.
>> OH, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.
>> WHAT?
>> AFTER MEETIN' UP WITH PUMA,
ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT IS THIS
DAMN WEDDIN', AND HOW I'MA TELL
DUTCHESS SHE'S BEEN BLACKLISTED.
I'M HOPING SHE DON'T FLIP THE
[bleep] OUT.
I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU
STRAIGHT UP.
I WENT TO GO SEE PUMA THE
OTHER DAY.
WE TRYIN' TO START FRESH, YOU
FEEL ME?
BUT HE GONNA TELL ME I'M INVITED
TO HIS WEDDING, BUT QUANNI DON'T
WANT YOU THERE.
>> SOUND LIKE SOME CHILDISH
BULL[bleep] THAT PUMA'S
STARTING.
I DON'T GOT TIME FOR IT THOUGH.
I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO
QUANNI.
I'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT
QUANNI, SO FOR HER TO NOT WANT
ME AT HER WEDDING IS A BIG
SURPRISE TO ME.
WE NEVER HAD NO PROBLEMS FROM MY
UNDERSTANDING, SO...
>> HONESTLY, MOST OF THAT
[bleep] THAT'S BEEN SAID BAD
ABOUT HER IS FROM ME, SO I DON'T
UNDERSTAND HOW SHE COULD JUST
FORGIVE ME BUT HAVE A GRIPE WITH
YOU.
>> CLEARLY, THIS [bleep] IS
DELUSIONAL.
YOU'LL INVITE THE PERSON WHO'S
CALLED YOU A MIXXXY ON SEVERAL
[bleep] OCCASIONS, WHILE I'VE
SAT BACK AND SAID NOT ONE
[bleep] WORD.
OKAY, YOU SMART, SMART, SMART
WOMAN.
>> ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, I
REALLY DON'T GIVE A [bleep].
I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE SOME
UNDERSTANDING OF IT, BUT I'M
BRINGING YOU REGARDLESS.
>> [sighs]
I'D RATHER NOT GO, BABY.
IT SOUND LIKE MORE [bleep] THAT
I GOT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF,
FOR WHAT?
'CAUSE I'M YOUR WOMAN?
>> THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE, BUT
I'M NOT REALLY INTO THE
BULL[bleep], UNDERSTAND?
IF IT WAS, LIKE, THE OTHER WAY
AROUND, HE WOULD BE TAKING
QUANNI, AND THAT'S THE SAME WAY
I FEEL ABOUT YOU.
IF I'M GOING, YOU GOING,
AND THAT'S JUST THE END OF THE
CONVERSATION.
NOBODY GONNA TELL ME WHAT THE
[bleep] TO DO, ESPECIALLY NOT
[bleep] QUANNI.
IF I WANT TO GO TO JAMAICA WITH
MY WOMAN, I'MA [bleep] DO IT.
I'M GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEAR.
LATER.
>> IF CEASE FEELS LIKE GOING TO
THAT WEDDING IS SOMETHING THAT
HE NEEDS TO DO, THEN HE GOT TO
DO WHAT'S BEST FOR HIM, AND
DUTCHESS WILL DO WHAT'S BEST
FOR HER.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO BE CRASHING
NOBODY'S WEDDING, LOOKING LIKE
NO RATCHET ASS BULL[bleep]
[bleep] BECAUSE THEY GO SOME
[bleep] CHILDISH-ASS PERSONAL
VENDETTAS.
>> MAN, I THINK I'M TWEARKING
THIS OR LEAVING LOUISIANA
RIGHT NOW.
>> WAIT, HOLD ON.
WHAT HAPPENED WITH MILEY?
>> ROBIN THICKE GOT A [bleep].
>> IT'S MILEY'S FAULT FOR HER
TWEARKING AND [bleep].
>> SHE--SHE WHITE!
SHE CAN'T EVEN TWEARK.
>> SHE'S TRYING TO BE BLACK.
>> OH!
WE TAKIN' OVER!
IT'S OUR FAULT.
[laughter]
I WOULD BLAME US TOO.
>> SHE WAS A ROLE MODEL TO A
WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE KIDS, AND
NOW SHE OUT THERE TWEARKING.
>> LOOK AT HER. SHE'S TWEARKING!
>> SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH
Y'ALL, YO.
FIGURED OUT WHAT YOU GONNA DO
YET, DOG?
>> WHAT, JAMAICA?
SO YEAH, STUPID-ASS [bleep] TOLD
ME I CAN'T BRING DUTCH WITH;
I'M BRINGING HER ANYWAY.
[bleep] ALL THE DUMB [bleep].
>> AS YOU SHOULD.
WHY THE [bleep] WOULD YOU
LEAVE HER?
>> LIKE, THERE'S NO WAY IN THE
WORLD YOU'RE GONNA GO--
WE'RE GONNA BE OUT OF THE
COUNTRY--
>> YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY?
QUANNI'S THE ONE WHO SAID SHE
DIDN'T WANT ME THERE, AND THIS
IS THE [bleep] WHO TALKED
STRAIGHT CASH [bleep] ABOUT HER.
I AIN'T NEVER SAID NOTHING, SO
FOR HER TO BE UPSET ABOUT THAT.
I DON'T GIVE TWO [bleep] ABOUT
HER, THE BABY, OR HER NUPTIALS.
I DON'T GIVE TWO [bleep].
I ONLY KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD.
I DIDN'T KNOW THE BITCH.
Y'ALL KNEW THE BITCH.
Y'ALL TOLD ME SHE WAS A MIXXXY,
SO SHE'S A [bleep] MIXXXY.
I TAKE Y'ALL WORD OVER ANYBODY
ELSE'S.
WHY AM I WRONG FOR THAT?
>> YOU PROBABLY NOT.
NO, YOU'RE NOT WORRIED.
>> IT'S JUST A WOMAN THING.
>> IT IS A WOMAN THING.
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.
>> NO, IT'S NOT A WOMAN THING.
THAT'S A STUPID BITCH THING.
THAT'S NOT A WOMAN THING 'CAUSE
A WOMAN AIN'T GOT TIME TO WORRY
ABOUT THAT [bleep].
THAT'S A DUMB BITCH MOVE RIGHT
THERE.
>> BUT YOU GONNA GO THOUGH?
>> I'LL GO TO SUPPORT MY MAN.
I'LL SUPPORT ANYTHING THAT MY
MALE WANT TO DO, AND BECAUSE
IT'S LOVE OR HATE, I'M A
SUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIEND.
I WILL GO TO JAMAICA TO SUPPORT
MY MAN.
fart!
I WILL DO THAT.
[bleep], YOU SMELL LIKE [bleep].
>> [laughing] I'M SORRY, OKAY?
>> DAMN, MAN!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>> I'M DYING!
>> I HAD MY MOUTH OPEN, MAN!
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> GROSS!
I JUST DIED!
SAVE ME!
OH, [bleep].
I SWEAR TO GOODNESS, HE GOT
MEDIEVAL [bleep] IN THEM DAMN
INTESTINES.
HEY, YO, [bleep].
OH, SO REAL LIFE JOKES THOUGH,
NO JOKES FOR REAL, IF YOU FART
IN YOUR CELL, YOU GONE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN SOLITARY,
BRO.
>> WHO GOT A TATTOO?
>> CEASER GOT A TATTOO.
>> THIS TRAINER WILL DO.
>> WHAT UP, BRO?
>> WHAT UP?
>> PUT MY [bleep] [bleep]
OVER THERE, AND IF HE FARTS,
IT'S OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO
LEAVE, THAT'S WHY WE GOT THE
DOOR OPEN.
MY BOY MAURICE FROM LOVE &
HIP-HOP IS COMING THROUGH
TODAY.
HE'S A CELEBRITY TRAINER, AND HE
DECIDED TO COME IN HERE TO GET A
PHARAOH TATTOO.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHY HE
GETTING IT, BUT [bleep] IT.
I'LL DO IT.
>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO GET A
PHARAOH?
>> I FEEL LIKE, HEY, I WANT TO
GET SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT
REPRESENTS EGYPT, REPRESENTS
AFRICA.
>> SO YOU KNOW A PHARAOH, IT
MEANS, LIKE, KING AND ALL THAT
OTHER [bleep]?
>> ALL RIGHT, SINCE YOU THE KING
OF HARLEM, SHOOT, I MEAN--
HEY, COME TO THE KING TO GET A
KING.
>> I AM THE KING, BUT I'M TRYING
TO BE A EMPEROR, YOU KNOW WHAT I
MEAN, HAVE MY OWN LITTLE EMPIRE.
[bleep], THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
KING OF THE [bleep] JUNGLE, B.
THIS IS MY [bleep] TOWN.
I EARNED IT BY RIGHT.
SO WHERE YOU PUTTING THIS TATTOO
AT, MAURICE?
>> WELL, I GOT A TATTOO ON THE
BACK OF MY ARM RIGHT HERE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GO TO GO
WITH IT, BUT--
>> I HAVE AN IDEA.
I DON'T THINK YOU GONNA LIKE
THIS THOUGH.
HALF A SLEEVE--I'M FINISHING THE
WHOLE [bleep] TODAY.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
YEAH.
[mellow hip-hop music]
*
>> MAKING EVERYBODY HAPPY IS THE
HARDEST THING ABOUT A LEADER,
TAKING EVERYBODY'S BEST
INTERESTS AND TRY TO SATISFY
EVERYBODY KNOWING THAT
SOMEBODY'S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY
WITH YOUR DECISION.
A GREAT LEADER IS GONNA BE
CURSED AND PRAISED IN THE SAME
BREATH, AND HE BETTER BE
PREPARED FOR THAT.
>> OH, MAN, IT'S PERFECT.
THAT'S HOT.
YEAH, BRO, THIS IS NICE, MAN,
DEFINITELY.
KING FOR A KING.
YOU KNOW, THROW THE MUSCLE UP,
BUT IT'S GOOD THOUGH,
REPRESENTS THE HERITAGE AND ALL
THAT, SO...
>> THAT'S GREAT.
>> YEAH.
>> YOU HUNGRY?
>> [squeals]
>> YOU GOT WHEAT BREAD EVEN.
>> HI, LULU.
>> SAY HI.
>> YOU GOT YOUR INDOOR PICNIC
GOING ON AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
>> LITTLE INDOOR PICNIC
GOING ON.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO YOU'RE GONNA GO
WITH WALTER AND EAT THE REST OF
YOUR SANDWICH.
ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GO.
>> EVER SINCE KATHY BEAT THE
[bleep] OUT OF KAYLIN IN FRONT
OF THE KIDS, SHE'S BEEN TRYING
TO REACH OUT AND GET IN TOUCH
WITH COLEY.
TODAY'S THE DAY IT'S FINALLY
GONNA GO DOWN.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO
BE HERE FOR THIS [bleep].
>> HI, KATHY, HOW ARE YOU?
SO WHAT'S UP?
>> I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A
WHILE.
>> SINCE GETTING THE NEWS ABOUT
THE NEW BABY, KATHY'S BEEN GOING
ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
KATHY'S BEEN KEEPING ME FROM
SEEING ACHILLES,
SHE BEEN TALKIN' [bleep] ABOUT
ME ON INSTAGRAM, BUT SHE'S
SITTING HERE TRYING TO TALK CALM
TO COLEY?
>> I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN A LOT
BETTER SINCE THAT--
>> OKAY.
>> THAT EPISODE.
[crashing and shouting]
>> WELL, I HOPE THAT YOU'RE IN,
LIKE, A GOOD, HEALTHY PLACE WITH
YOUR FAMILY, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE
EVERY TIME I HAVE ANY CONTACT
WITH YOU, IT'S, LIKE CRAZY.
>> RIGHT NOW, I'M JUST, LIKE, A
BIG VILLAIN.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT YOU'RE A
VILLAIN, I JUST DON'T REALLY
WANT YOUR VIOLENT TENDENCIES
AROUND LULU.
>> I REALIZE THAT ANYTIME I'M
AROUND HIM, IT BRINGS OUT THE
WORST IN ME.
BEING HERE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH
HIM, IS JUST--I JUST DON'T WANT
TO BE HERE.
I WISH--I FEEL LIKE THE ENERGY
WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH DIFFERENT
IF I WAS--
IT'S JUST SO MUCH, COLEY.
>> I MEAN, KATHY, NOT TO CUT YOU
OFF, LIKE, BUT Y'ALL--
Y'ALL HAVE TO BE CO-PARENTS.
I MEAN, I WANT ACHILLES AND LULU
TO HAVE A REALLY HEALTHY
BROTHER-SISTER RELATIONSHIP.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL TAKE?
WHEN YOU SAY YOU GONNA PICK UP
ACHILLES, DO NOT FLAKE ON ME.
I HAD TO MISS WORK.
>> CAN I EVEN GET IN CONTACT
WITH YOU?
YOU DON'T EVEN GOT GO [bleep]
PHONE, [bleep].
YO, YOU PUSHING 30.
YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT NO PHONE.
GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
>> STOP IT.
>> I WASN'T READY FOR THAT
[bleep].
LIKE, I HAVE TO TAKE ALL THIS
[bleep].
WE'RE A BIG HAPPY FAMILY, AND WE
GOT TO DO IT FOR THE KIDS, BUT
NO, I'M A [bleep] HUMAN BEING.
>> YOU GOING TO THE WEDDING?
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE
WEDDING.
>> YOU BETTER SNITCH.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKIN' ABOUT, YO.
>> TEDDY IS TAKIN' ASHLEY TO THE
WEDDING.
>> HM.
DAMN.
>> * WELCOME TO PARADISE
>> WELCOME TO JAMAICA!
YOU SEE THIS?
>> EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT!
>> THE WORST CASE SCENARIO IS
YOU'RE CONVICTED, AND YOU'LL GO
TO JAIL FOR A MINIMUM OF 3 1/2
YEARS.
>> I REALLY CAN'T IMAGINE GOING
THE NEXT THREE YEARS OR MORE
WITHOUT SEEING MY KID.
>> HE TOLD ME TO MEET HIM HERE
SO THAT WE COULD TALK.
>> UM...
HE--I THINK HE WENT TO THE STORE
OR SOME [bleep] LIKE THAT.
I DON'T KNOW WHO THE [bleep]
THIS IS.
>> I'M SO DONE WITH HIM.
>> Y'ALL HAVE TO BE CO-PARENTS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IT WILL TAKE?
WHEN YOU SAY YOU GONNA PICK UP
ACHILLES, DO NOT FLAKE ON ME.
>> CAN I EVEN GET IN CONTACT
WITH YOU?
YOU DON'T EVEN GOT GO [bleep]
PHONE, [bleep].
YO, YOU PUSHING 30.
YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT NO PHONE.
GET THE [bleep] OUT OF HERE.
I GET TIRED OF KATHY ALWAYS
BRINGING DRAMA INTO MY LIFE
BECAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS CAUSED
MAYHEM AND CAUSED CONFUSION.
LIKE, I'M JUST OVER IT.
FOR THE PAST, LIKE, FOUR TO FIVE
WEEKS, EVERY TIME I BEEN TRYING
TO BRING HIM BACK, SHE'S
NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
>> I MEAN I JUST DON'T WANT IT
TO BE LIKE THIS EVERY TIME.
LIKE, I WANT US THREE TO SIT IN
THE ROOM AND TALK ABOUT THE KIDS
AND IT BE GOOD.
>> I WOULD RATHER THAT TOO.
>> LIKE, I WANT TO HAVE THOSE
CONVERSATIONS.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HAVING THESE
CONVERSATIONS OF PEOPLE'S MENTAL
HEALTH STATUS.
BUT YOU YELLING DOESN'T MAKE IT
BETTER.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA WORK IT OUT, BUT YOU HAVE
TO FIND A WAY.
>> COLEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
ALONE?
>> YEAH, YOU CAN.
>> NOW THAT HE'S NOT HERE, I
THINK I CAN FEEL BETTER BECAUSE
IT'S JUST TOO MUCH GOING ON.
>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT CAN I JUST
SAY ONE THING?
I HOPE THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHY I
WAS SO UPSET.
>> YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I DIRECTLY
DID SOMETHING TO YOU.
>> YOU--WELL, CAN I BE HONEST?
THOSE KIDS SHOULD HAVE NEVER
[bleep] BEEN IN THAT ROOM.
>> I REGRET THAT.
>> LIKE, I HAD THOSE KIDS, AND
THEY WERE SCREAMING BLOODY
MURDER AND CRYING.
I JUST WANT IT TO BE OKAY FOR
ALL OF US.
I DON'T WANT YOU CRYING.
I DON'T WANT YOU TWO FIGHTING
ANYMORE.
>> I DON'T GET ANY RESPECT.
I WILL HAVE TO DISTANCE MYSELF,
AND LIKE, I THINK THAT'S WHAT I
NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW.
>> WELL, THEN DO THAT.
>> AND THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
DOING.
>> THERE'S NO TALKING WITH KATHY
BECAUSE ANYTIME WE TRY TO HAVE A
DECENT CONVERSATION, SHE'S
ALWAYS BRINGING THINGS UP ABOUT
THE PAST, AND SHE DOESN'T WORRY
ABOUT OUR FUTURE, AND SHE
DOESN'T PUT ACHILLES' BEST
INTEREST AT HEART.
>> I THINK Y'ALL BOTH NEED TIME
TO HEAL, BUT I DO WANT YOU GUYS
TO WORK ON IT.
I'M SERIOUS.
I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS.
I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE KID.
>> I KNOW.
>> I CARE ABOUT BOTH OF YOU.
CAN YOU BE MORE SUPPORTIVE OF
KATHY?
>> DO RESPECT THAT THIS IS--
THIS IS VERY HARD FOR ME, YOU
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LIKE, COLEY HAS MOVED ON.
COLEY HAS HER BOYFRIEND, OKAY?
I AM NOT AT THE LEVEL THAT
SHE'S AT, YOU KNOW, AND IT'S
JUST, LIKE--IT'S JUST SO
INSENSITIVE TO THAT POINT.
>> AFTER MY MOM DIED, ME AND
KATHY PROBABLY STARTED DATING
PRETTY MUCH, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY.
SHE WAS THE FIRST WOMAN I EVER
FELL IN LOVE WITH.
I MEAN, WE HAVE A LOT OF
HISTORY, BUT SO MUCH OF IT
HAPPENED YEARS AGO.
I MEAN, I THOUGHT THAT WE BOTH
MOVED ON FROM THAT.
>> IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE ALL
THIS BULL[bleep], AND I HAVE TO
BE OKAY WITH IT, AND I HAVE TO
BE STRONG, AND I HAVE TO BE
LIKE IT'S ALL RIGHT 'CAUSE WE'RE
A BIG, HAPPY FAMILY, AND WE GOT
TO DO IT FOR THE KIDS, BUT NO,
I'M [bleep] A WOMAN TOO.
I'M A [bleep] HUMAN BEING.
>> CAN YOU RESPECT THAT?
>> LIKE, I JUST FOUND THAT
[bleep] OUT.
LIKE, COME ON.
I WASN'T READY FOR THAT [bleep].
WHAT THE [bleep]?
[crying]
>> I'M SORRY.
>> [bleep] HURTS.
>> I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOW
THIS NEW BABY NEWS WOULD AFFECT
KATHY.
I HAD LULU, AND EVERYTHING WAS
GOOD, SO I REALLY DIDN'T EXPECT
HER TO ACT LIKE THIS.
>> WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO WEEKEND
VISITATION AND THAT'S THAT?
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
EVERY OTHER WEEKEND?
STARTING NEXT WEEKEND?
>> YO, YOU'RE THE [bleep] BEST
JERRY SPRINGER IN THE WORLD,
SON.
>> THANK YOU.
>> *IF YOU HAD ONE WISH *
* WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
>> * PEOPLE NEED JOBS
* THINGS ARE GETTING TIGHTER
* SEEIN' LITTLE KIDS STARVE *
* KNOW YOU'RE GETTING WINDED *
* BUT YOU GOT TO KEEP RUNNING
* WE CAN'T GET GOTTEN *
* WE CAN TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD
*
>> HEY.
SKY, HOW YOU DOING?
YOU'RE, LIKE, 6 FEET TALL.
>> HI.
>> OOH, THAT LOOKS NICE.
THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL UNICORN.
>> SKY WAS COMING IN TO GET A
TATTOO, AND I'M ACTUALLY EXCITED
ABOUT DOING IT BECAUSE SHE'S
GETTING SOMETHING THAT I NEVER
REALLY HAD TO DO BEFORE AND
THAT'S A UNICORN.
>> THE [bleep] YOU GETTING A
UNICORN FOR?
>> WHY DID I WANT A GIRL SMOKING
WITH HER TITS OUT,
A WHITE GIRL SMOKE, THAT I GOT
FROM YOU?
YOU FORGOT THIS?
>> 'CAUSE THAT'S THAT AFTER YOU
GET [bleep] FEEL.
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THAT'S
ABOUT.
>> NO, BABY, THAT'S NOT--
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.
IT'S ALL ABOUT A VISION.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT'S THE
VISION?
>> IT'S, I MEAN, A MYTHICAL
CREATURE.
>> WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TELL HER
WHAT YOU SAID?
SHE SAYIN' THAT'S TED.
>> OH, [bleep].
[laughing]
THAT [bleep] A MYTHICAL
CREATURE.
HE'S MYTHICALLY HAS A JOB.
[laughter]
>> WHAT DOES TED DO?
WHAT?
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
THANK YOU.
NOTHING BUT INSTAGRAM AND
BITCHES.
YOU GOING TO THE WEDDING?
>> NO, I'M NOT GOING TO THE
WEDDING FOR SOME REASON.
>> YOU BETTER SNITCH.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, YO.
>> WELL, I'LL SNITCH!
>> HEY, SHUT UP!
>> STOP THROWING [bleep] AT HER.
GO AHEAD, TELL ME.
>> TEDDY IS TAKING ASHLEY TO
THE WEDDING.
>> HM.
DAMN.
HE CAN HAVE FUN IN JAMAICA WITH
THAT BITCH.
I HOPE THEY JUST DROWN IN A
POOL.
YOU KNOW, I LIKE JAMAICA.
>> SEE WHAT YOU DONE STARTED?
>> I DIDN'T START NOTHING.
I'M TELLING THE DAMN TRUTH.
TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE
DEVIL--THAT'S WHY MY GRANDMA
SAY.
>> EXACTLY.
ARE YOU GONNA GO TO JAMAICA
THOUGH?
>> MM, SKY...
YOU JUST STRUCK A NERVE, BOO.
HE'S GONNA MAKE ME GO.
>> NO, YOU WANT TO GO.
>> I WANT TO GO?
BASICALLY, PUMA'S MIXXXY WIFE
SAID THAT SHE DIDN'T WANT ME TO
BE AT THE WEDDING, WHICH I'VE
NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE
GIRL, SO NOW I'M GONNA CREATE A
PROBLEM WITH HER MIXXXY ASS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT GONNA
BE PART OF THIS.
I'MA GO PEE.
>> I WILL GO TO THIS WEDDING TO
SUPPORT MY MAN.
THAT IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I
WILL BE AT THIS WEDDING AND THAT
IS IT.
I MEAN, I'M NOT TRYING TO, LIKE,
OUTSHINE THE BRIDE, YOU KNOW,
THAT'S KIND OF EASY FOR ME TO
DO.
>> I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT.
BITCH GONNA BE TWEARKIN' IT FOR
NO REASON.
JUST IMAGINE, [bleep] GOT A ASS
LIKE, UGH.
THIS--THIS--OUCH.
THAT HURT SO [bleep] BAD.
NO! NO!
>> ONLY HERE AT BLACK INK.
WHEN I FIRST CAME TO BLANK INK,
SKY WAS A MIXXXY, BUT I'D SAY
SHE'S GRADUATED TO QUEEN OF
MIXXXIES.
LET ME GET YOU TO STAND UP.
WE GONNA PUT THE STENCIL ON.
SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL, AND
YOU KNOW, I GET ALONG WITH HER.
ONE OF THE FEW MIXXXIES THAT I
DO LIKE.
>> * ONE, TWO, DO-SI-DO
* DROP THAT THING
* THEN YOU HIT THE FLOOR
* SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND
* SOME MORE
* THIS IS HOW WE WORK
* OOH
* WORK IT, BABY
* OOH
* WORK IT OUT
* YEAH
>> ALL RIGHT, BABY, YOU CAN GO
CHECK IT OUT.
>> OH, I'M EXCITED TO SEE IT.
>> I'M VERY HAPPY.
THE OUTLINE LOOKS SO DOPE.
>> OH, NOW THIS IS THE--
THIS IS AWESOME, DUTCHESS.
THE UNICORN IS POKING MY ASS
CHEEK JUST A LITTLE.
THANK YOU.
>> WE'RE GOING TO A TRIAL,
A JURY TRIAL.
>> YEAH.
>> IT WOULD MAKE IT MUCH EASIER
IF KAYLIN CAME, BUT I CAN'T
FORCE HER TO COME.
NOBODY CAN FORCE HER TO COME.
>> IF I DON'T GET KAYLIN TO
TESTIFY FOR ME, MY BLACK ASS IS
GOING TO JAIL.
>> WE'RE GOING TO JAMAICA.
WE OFF TO JAMAICA.
HARLEM, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
I HOPE WE DON'T DIE IN THIS DAMN
PLANE.
THAT WOULD REALLY, REALLY SUCK.
>> * DON'T GO *
*
* YOU WAS THE BEST GIRL
* THAT I EVER HAD
* AND IT'S KILLIN' ME INSIDE *
* JUST TO TELL YOU
* SOMETHING BAD
*
>> LET'S PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK.
>> OKAY.
>> HOW ABOUT I HIDE TO THAT
TREE?
>> OKAY.
YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ME
WHERE YOU'RE HIDING.
>> IT'S BEEN GREAT HAVING LULU
HERE WITH ME FOR THE PAST FEW
WEEKS, BUT COLEY AND LULU ARE
LEAVING TO TEXAS TOMORROW, AND
THIS COULD POTENTIALLY BE THE
LAST TIME I SEE THEM FOR A VERY
LONG TIME, SO I HAVE TO JUST
TAKE THIS TIME AND JUST ENJOY IT
RIGHT NOW WHILE IT LASTS.
COME HAVE A SEAT WITH ME.
I'M GONNA MISS YOU.
>> GONNA MISS YOU TOO.
>> YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA GO
BACK TO TEXAS, AND I'M GONNA BE
REALLY SAD BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA
SEE YOU.
>> ARE YOU GONNA CRY?
>> I PROBABLY MIGHT CRY.
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR, LULU?
>> YES.
>> WHEN YOU'RE GONE, I WANT YOU
TO DRAW ME SOME PICTURES AND
MAIL 'EM TO ME, OKAY?
>> LET'S PLAY NOW.
>> IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME TO
BE A GOOD FATHER, A ACTIVE
FATHER BECAUSE WHEN I WAS
YOUNGER, I DIDN'T SEE MY FATHER
AS MUCH AS I WOULD LIKE, SO I
TRY TO BE THERE FOR MY CHILDREN,
BUT I KNOW IT'S HARD KNOWING
THAT I WORK A LOT, AND I'M
POSSIBLY GONNA BE IN JAIL FOR
THE NEXT THREE YEARS.
>> WHAT'S WRONG?
>> I DON'T WANT HER TO GO.
>> I KNOW.
WE DO THIS EVERY TIME.
>> I KNOW.
>> IT'S HARD EVERY TIME,
YOU KNOW?
IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL BE BACK REALLY SOON,
YOU KNOW, AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
>> YEAH.
COLEY AND I MET WHEN I WAS IN
SOUTH CAROLINA APPRENTICING AT
BLU GORILLA, AND EVER SINCE THEN
SHE'S BEEN THE BALANCING FORCE
IN MY LIFE.
IT'S JUST CRAZY THINKING THAT
THIS COULD, LIKE, POTENTIALLY BE
THE LAST TIME I SEE HER IN,
LIKE, THREE YEARS.
>> IT'S NOT A GOOD FEELING FOR
ME.
I PROMISE IF YOU GET OFF OF
THIS, YOU NEED TO REMEMBER,
NO MATTER WHAT THIS CANNOT KEEP
HAPPENING.
YOU'RE A GOOD DAD; BE A GOOD
DAD TO THE KIDS, YOU KNOW?
>> THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO BE.
>> THINK A LITTLE MORE.
DO A LITTLE LESS.
MAKE SMARTER DECISIONS.
>> YEAH.
>> DON'T LET "T" AND "A" GET IN
THE WAY.
>> THAT'S NOT ALWAYS WHAT IT IS.
JEEZ. IT'S NOT ALL--
THE WORLD IS MORE THAN "T"
AND "A."
>> OH, I KNOW.
>> WITH ALL THE [bleep] THAT'S
GOING ON IN MY LIFE, GUN CHARGE,
BABY MAMA DRAMA, AND ALL THIS
OTHER [bleep], IT ALL BOILS DOWN
TO ONE THING--WOMEN.
COLEY, I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU,
LIKE, BEING HERE AND BEING,
LIKE, THE VOICE OF REASON FOR ME
SOMETIMES.
I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE THERE FOR
ME WHEN I NEED YOU.
>> IT'S A MUTUAL RESPECT THING.
>> YEAH.
>> LULU.
>> * DAYLIGHT SAVINGS
* SO THE CLOCK SET BACK
* SO IT GETS DARK SOONER
* THAN USUAL
* AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW *
* WHAT I'M FIXIN' TO DO *
* WITH YOU
>> *I LOVE YOU *
* AND HATE YOU
* THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU
* BUT YOU JUST AIN'T YOU *
* YOU JUST AIN'T YOU *
* AND YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME
* YOU SEEM TO LEAVE ME
* NEVER LEVEL WE UP AND DOWN
* GOING IN CIRCLES
* AROUND AND ROUND, OOH
>> COLEY AND LULU ARE GONE.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST ME HERE BY
MYSELF...
>> * OH, YEAH
>> THINKING ABOUT HOW I MIGHT GO
TO JAIL.
IT'S A SHAME THAT THIS IS THE
LIFE I'M LIVING RIGHT NOW.
>> * SOUNDING LIKE
* A BROKEN RECORD TELLIN' HIM *
* GET IT TOGETHER
* NOW THE CYCLE'S AT ITS END *
* PERIOD, PERIOD
>> HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> SASSY.
>> PUMA.
>> HI, PUMA.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
>> MAN, LOOK AT THAT STUFF, MAN.
>> THAT IS FANCY.
>> YEAH, MAN, THIS IS AWESOME.
>> I MADE PEACE WITH CEASE.
I CUT THE HAIR AND [bleep].
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO
DO RIGHT NOW, MAN, AND IT'S FIND
THIS [bleep] TUX, WHICH IS
PROBABLY THE HARDEST OF PART OF
EVERYTHING I GOT TO DO.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] TO
WEAR.
>> ARE YOU EXCITED?
>> YEAH, A LITTLE NERVOUS.
>> YOU READY TO LOOK FOR SOME
STUFF FOR YOUR WEDDING?
>> YEAH, I'M FEELING THE RALPH
TRESVANT.
>> YOU GOT TO BUST A MOVE IN
THIS THOUGH, RIGHT HERE.
[laughing]
THIS IS PIMPIN'.
>> I LIKE THIS, AND IT GOES WITH
THE BONES 'CAUSE I'M SKINNY AND
[bleep].
>> IT'S KIND OF HAVING A LITTLE
TUXEDO TAIL WITHOUT REALLY DOING
IT.
[laughter]
>> YEAH, I'M GOING WITH THIS
ONE, MAN.
>> YEAH, I THINK THE RED IS
PERFECT.
>> THE RED WITH THE WHITE.
ARZO, YOU'RE [bleep] AWESOME.
>> HAPPY WITH EVERYTHING?
>> HELL YEAH. MORE THAN HAPPY.
>> COME ON, ARZO.
BRING IT IN, ARZO.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
>> AW, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> * MY LORD
* I'VE BEEN DEALT THIS HAND *
* A MAN IS WHAT
* I'M TRYING TO BE *
* I'M STILL A BOY *
* LIVING OFF THE WAYS
* OF THE LAND
* STILL GROWING
* AND THAT'S FINE WITH ME *
>> PAUL LIEBER.
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> I'M DOING PRETTY GOOD.
>> SIT DOWN AND WE'LL TALK.
>> I HAVE TO HAVE A SERIOUS TALK
WITH MY ATTORNEY BECAUSE IT
SEEMS LIKE RIGHT NOW THINGS
AIN'T GOING TOO GOOD FOR ME.
MY FAMILY'S THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING IN MY LIFE.
IF I LOSE THIS CASE, I LOSE
EVERYTHING.
>> WE'RE GOING TO A TRIAL,
A JURY TRIAL.
>> YEAH.
>> OUR WHOLE DEFENSE IS THAT
IT'S KAYLIN'S GUN, WHICH IT IS
HER GUN.
NOW SHE'S YOUR MAIN WITNESS.
>> YEAH.
>> NOW YOU BROKE UP WITH THIS
GIRL SINCE THEN.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO SUBPOENA HER
TO COME IN FROM SOUTH CAROLINA,
BUT I CAN'T FORCE HER TO COME.
NOBODY CAN FORCE HER TO COME.
IF SHE DOESN'T SHOW UP, WE HAVE
A MISSING WITNESS.
>> YEAH.
>> NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WIN
THIS CASE BASED UPON YOUR
STATEMENTS AND YOUR CREDIBILITY.
IT WOULD MAKE IT MUCH EASIER IF
KAYLIN CAME.
>> I'M BLACK. I'M YOUNG.
I'M IN THE BRONX.
I DON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF
CREDIBILITY WITH THE COURT.
IF I DON'T GET KAYLIN TO TESTIFY
FOR ME, MY BLACK ASS IS GOING TO
JAIL.
SO WHAT'S THE WORST CASE AND
BEST CASE SCENARIO?
>> THE BEST CASE SCENARIO IS,
WE WIN THE CASE.
YOU GO HOME.
IT'S OFF YOUR RECORD.
IT NEVER HAPPENED.
THE WORST CASE SCENARIO IS,
YOU'RE CONVINCED, AND YOU'LL GO
TO JAIL FOR A MINIMUM OF 3 1/2
YEARS.
>> I REALLY CAN'T IMAGINE GOING
THE NEXT THREE YEARS OR MORE
WITHOUT SEEING MY KID.
I MEAN, IF I WAS TO GO TO JAIL,
BY THE TIME I COME OUT, THEY'RE
GONNA BE GROWN.
>> THAT'S IT, MR. DUNCAN.
>> THANKS FOR MEETING ME TODAY.
>> ALL RIGHT THEN.
[sad music]
*
>> YOU GOT MAD [bleep] GOING ON,
MY MAN.
>> YOU GOT COLEY, KATHY, ANYA,
AND WHAT'S CRAZY IS,
THE MOST IMPORTANT AIN'T EVEN
NONE OF THEM, YOUR KID'S MOTHER.
THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IS
KAYLIN.
[shouting]
>> BEST GET OUT OF HERE!
>> WHOO!
>> THAT'S A FIRE!
>> WE'RE GOING TO JAMAICA.
YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY, MAN.
JAMAICA!
CAN'T WAIT.
UH, SO WHO KNOWS WHAT GATE WE'RE
GOING IN?
>> UH...
>> WE GOT TO CHECK IN.
>> WE DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT OUR
ITINERARY, ACTUALLY.
>> WAIT, WAIT.
OH, THERE WE GO.
>> OH!
>> WHOA!
>> I'MA GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC.
>> TOO MANY [bleep] AND [bleep]
THE SITUATION.
>> CLEARLY YOU CAN TELL THAT ALL
OF US HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE
AIRPORT BEFORE BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
WE'RE LOOKING LIKE A BUNCH OF
SPAZZES.
WE'LL GET OUT [bleep] TOGETHER
SOONER OR LATER.
*WEDDING TIME *
* ARE YOU GUYS READY?
>> HELL YEAH.
>> HOW MANY TIME YOU BEEN OUT
THE COUNTRY?
>> I HAVE NEVER LEFT THE COUNTRY
ACTUALLY.
>> I'VE BEEN ITALY AND TO
ISRAEL.
>> REALLY? RANDOM.
>> I'M A PUERTO RICAN JEW.
>> WHAT?
>> I WAS CONVERTED.
[laughter]
>> I'VE NEVER EVEN MET A
PUERTO RICAN JEW BEFORE.
DO THEY PUT, LIKE, SOFRITO ON
THEIR POTATO PANCAKES?
>> YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?
>> NUH-UH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> YOU SEE, TED, THE QUESTIONS
YOU NEED TO ASK.
>> BEFORE YOU INVITE SOMEBODY TO
JAMAICA.
>> GOOD MORNING, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, WE ARE NOW BOARDING
ALL ROWS, ALL ROWS WITH NONSTOP
SERVICE TO MONTEGO BAY, JAMAICA.
>> WE OFF TO JAMAICA.
HARLEM, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
>> WELCOME ABOARD.
>> I HOPE WE DON'T DIE IN THIS
DAMN PLANE.
THAT WOULD REALLY, REALLY SUCK.
>> * WELCOME TO PARADISE
[reggae music]
*
>> PUT MY DREADS ON.
I GOT MY RED STRIPE BEER.
>> 'CAUSE HOW MANY FAMILY
MEMBERS THAT YOU GOT GOING?
>> IT'S MY MOM, MY GRANDMA, THEN
THE BABY, AND PUMA'S MOM.
>> OUR MOTHERS GET TO MEET EACH
OTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME.
ONE DOESN'T DRINK;
THE OTHER ONE DOES.
>> AND TALKS MAD CRAP.
>> BOTH OF THEM DO, SO IT SHOULD
BE FUN.
YEAH, THIS IS GONNA BE
INTERESTING.
>> YEAH.
>> PUMA, TO INTRODUCE THE
IN-LAWS FOR THE FIRST TIME A DAY
BEFORE THE WEDDING IN ANOTHER
COUNTRY...
YOU'RE NUTS.
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU
MOTHER[bleep], BUT I'M TAKING A
NAP.
>> IN YOUR DREADS?
>> PILLOW DREADS, BOY.
PILLOW DREADS.
>> YOU TOLD US TO COME TO THIS
[bleep] ANYWAY, MAN.
>> I AIN'T SAY THAT.
I SAID WE SHOULD GO TO LONG
BEACH.
[bleep] WAS YOUR IDEA.
>> NAH, LIKE, WE MIGHT AS WELL
CHILL HERE.
LIKE, THE FURTHEST WE GO, IT'S
JUST, LIKE, MORE AND MORE
POVERTY.
>> YOU GO TO CONEY ISLAND, YOU
CAN ALWAYS EXPECT TO SEE, YOU
KNOW, BUMS, CRACKHEADS,
CRACKITUTES.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GONNA
GET OUT THERE.
I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE RIVIERA,
BUT IT SURE BEATS BEING AT THE
SHOP.
>> LOOK AT THIS [bleep] KNOCKED
THE [bleep] OUT RIGHT HERE.
IT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS
BUM-ASS [bleep] BEACH WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
I AM SUPPOSED TO BE IN JAMAICA.
MY TOES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN
SOME JAMAICAN SAND.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKIN' SOME
JAMAICAN DRINK.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FLIRTING WITH
SOME JAMAICAN LADIES.
YO, ALL THE [bleep] GOING ON,
LIKE, GOT TO GET AWAY FROM THE
CITY.
>> WANTED TO EAT SOME GOOD FOOD.
>> YEAH, YOU WANTED SOME GOOD--
YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> I MEAN, IT'S NICE TO GET OUT
OF THE SHOP AND JUST CHILL FOR A
LITTLE WHILE EVEN THOUGH IT
SUCKS WE COULDN'T BE IN JAMAICA
CHILLING.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH O'[bleep] THOUGH.
IT'S A LOT GOING ON IN HIS LIFE
RIGHT NOW.
I'M KIND OF WORRIED.
YOU GOT MAD [bleep] GOING ON,
MY MAN.
>> I GOT MY DAUGHTER LEAVING,
GOING TO TEXAS.
I GOT TO [bleep] SUPPORT HER
FINANCIALLY FROM STATES AWAY.
I GOT MY SON THAT I'M BARELY
ABLE TO SEE BECAUSE I'M HAVING
THIS NEW BABY.
I GOT TO TRY AND SUPPORT BOTH OF
THEM, AND I'M BARELY MAKING THAT
MUCH MONEY TATTOOING 'CAUSE I
GOT TO [bleep] PAY MY LAWYER
5 RACK AFTER THE $15,000 I
ALREADY GAVE HIM JUST TO KEEP ME
OUT OF JAIL, AND THEN ON TOP OF
THAT, I STILL MIGHT WIND UP
GOING TO JAIL?
HOW THE HELL DID I [bleep]
MYSELF INTO THIS SITUATION?
>> IT'S THE DARKNESS.
IT'S THE SYSTEM.
IT'S A GIFT AND A CURSE, MAN.
BROTHER, WHAT IS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S NAME, MAN,
BY THE WAY?
YOU ALWAY--I'M TIRED OF TALKING
TO THIS ONE, THE NEW BABY MAMA--
WHAT THE [bleep] IS HER NAME?
>> HER NAME IS ANYA.
>> ANYA.
YOU GOT COLEY, KATHY, ANYA,
AND WHAT'S CRAZY IS, THE MOST
IMPORTANT WOMAN AIN'T EVEN NONE
OF THEM, YOUR KID'S MOTHER;
THE MOST IMPORTANT WOMAN IS
KAYLIN.
[bleep] NEEDS TO WISE THE
[bleep] UP AND STOP WORRYING
ABOUT THESE WOMEN.
KATHY, YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND, NAH.
KAYLIN'S THE ONLY MOTHER[bleep]
WOMAN YOU NEED TO BE FOCUSED ON
RIGHT NOW.
LIKE, YOUR LIFE IS AT STAKE
HERE, YOUR FREEDOM.
LIKE, WAKE THE [bleep] UP,
SERIOUSLY.
>> PUT IT LIKE THIS, ALL MY
BABY MOMS, THAT'S KAYLIN NAME,
THIS BITCH.
>> THIS [bleep] IS CRAZY.
>> LIKE, "WHY YOU NEED THIS
BITCH FOR?"
>> I UNDERSTAND KATHY AND ANYA,
THEY GONNA HAVE THEIR LITTLE
ATTITUDE, BUT YOU GOT TO TALK TO
'EM, BRO, LIKE, REALLY LET THEM
KNOW, LIKE, LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND
YOU'RE FRUSTRATED NOW, BUT
KAYLIN IS VERY IMPORTANT AS FAR
AS MY FREEDOM, AS FAR AS MY CASE
IS CONCERNED, BRO.
NO MATTER HOW HARD IT MAY SEEM
AND ALL THIS STUFF, LIKE,
LITERALLY, LIKE--NO, SERIOUSLY.
[bleep] LOOK AT ME, [bleep].
LIKE, YOU GOT TO REALLY REMAIN
FOCUSED, MY MAN.
THIS IS NOT A GAME.
WHAT'S UP WITH KAYLIN?
ARE YOU EVEN TALKING TO HER
[bleep]?
ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO, LIKE,
GET HER UP HERE?
>> SHE'S COMING TO NEW YORK THIS
WEEKEND.
>> MY [bleep], YOU CAN'T [bleep]
THIS UP.
LIFE AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE EASY,
MAN.
WHOEVER SAID THAT [bleep] IS A
MOTHER[bleep] LIAR.
>> THINGS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE
EASY, BUT [bleep] AIN'T SUPPOSED
TO HAVE IT THIS HARD EITHER.
>> WHO SAYS?
YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WAS DOING WHEN
YOU LAID DOWN WITH THESE WOMEN.
LONG AS YOU'RE ON THIS EARTH,
WHATEVER OBSTACLES YOU
GET OVER, THERE'S GONNA BE MORE
THAT'S THROWN IN YOUR WAY.
THEY'RE THE MISTAKES YOU MADE
AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT CAN FIX
THEM IS YOU.
YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT ALL.
[melancholy electronic music]
*
>> * THESE ARE THE LIFE
* AND TIMES OF A YOUNG BLACK
* RECKLESS, RECKLESS
* LOVE IS SO BOTHERED NEVER
* MEANT THIS, MEANT THIS
* THAT'S WHAT MY TEAM SCREAM *
* WE MAKE THIS [...] LOOK EASY
* WE LIVIN' LIKE SOMETHIN' *
* YOU SEEN ON THE TV SCREEN
>> I DRINK TO ESCAPE REALITY.
I DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER WAY TO
COPE WITH EVERYTHING THAT I'M
[bleep] DEALING WITH.
>> * RECKLESS
>> PEOPLE CHANGE WHEN THEY GO TO
JAIL.
IN ALL HONESTY, THE WAY THAT
EVERYTHING'S GOING RIGHT NOW,
THREE YEARS, I'LL PROBABLY BE
DEAD.
>> KAYLIN, WHAT THE [bleep] ARE
YOU DOING UP IN HERE?
>> YEAH, [bleep] HIT ME UP SO
THAT WE COULD TALK.
>> GIVE ME A SECOND.
[phone line ringing]
>> RECORD YOUR MESSAGE AFTER
THE TONE.
>> YEAH, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE
[bleep] YOU AT.
[bleep] KAYLIN LOOKING FOR
YOU, LIKE, REALLY.
LIKE, SHE'S HERE, SO YOU KNOW
YOU NEED TO BE UP HERE ASAP.
>> OH, LOOK AT OUR DRINKS.
OH, WE GOT PINEAPPLE DRINKS!
[screeching]
>> WELCOME TO GRAND LITO NEGRIL.
>> WELCOME TO JAMAICA.
YOU SEE THIS?
>> WELCOME.
>> WELCOME, THANK YOU.
>> YO WE'RE REALLY IN JAMAICA
NOW.
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT!
>> EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT.
>> YEAH.
>> THE BAGGAGE GUYS WILL TAKE
CARE OF YOUR BAGS.
>> ALL RIGHT!
>> THIS IS SO PRETTY.
YO, CHEERS, MAN.
>> OH, THIS IS FIRE.
>> WAIT, REAL [bleep] THOUGH.
TO THE WHOLE REASON WHY WE EVEN
OUT HERE, THAT IS, LIKE,
TO THE TWO OF Y'ALL.
LIKE, CONGRATULATIONS ON Y'ALL,
LIKE, FOR REAL.
>> TO TRUE LOVE!
I WANT TO BE LOVED.
TO BE LOVED!
OH, WHAT A FEELING!
>> YOU DROPPED [bleep].
[laughter]
>> I REALLY WANT TO THANK ALL
YOU GUYS FOR COMING OUT.
LIKE, I REALLY APPRECIATE IT
BEING THAT, LIKE, YOU GUYS ARE
THE ONLY ONES THAT ARE GONNA
MAKE IT.
THANK YOU, TED.
>> WHAT?
>> INTRODUCING ME TO THIS FOOL.
>> I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT
THAT, LIKE, EVERY ONCE IN A
WHILE.
>> LIKE, THAT HAPPENED MAD
QUICK.
>> [bleep].
I'M SITTING HERE WATCHING Y'ALL
GET MARRIED.
>> ME AND TEDDY WAS SITTING HERE
DRINKING HENNEY, AND HE WAS
LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT, PUMA?
WE GONNA GET A [bleep] TO COME
HERE, AND IT'S GONNA BE ON."
AND I WAS LIKE, "ALL RIGHT."
AND NEXT THING I KNOW, I SEEN
THIS LIGHT-SKINNED THING.
>> STARTED FROM A HELLO,
WENT TO A BABY,
NOW IT'S TO A MARRIAGE.
LIKE, IT'S LIKE YOUR LIFE IS SET
FOR YOU, LIKE YOU HAVE NOTHING
ELSE TO DO IN LIFE BUT JUST TRY
TO BE SUCCESSFUL AND TAKE CARE
OF YOUR CHILD.
LIKE, YOU DID WHAT NONE OF US
HAVE THOUGHT WE WOULD DO.
>> YO, I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO
HAVE A BONFIRE OVER THERE.
>> WHEN ARE THEY GONNA LIGHT IT?
>> WAIT, HOLD ON, IT'S ALREADY
LIKE 101 RIGHT NOW AT NIGHTTIME.
>> YEAH, IT IS.
>> SO WITH A BONFIRE...
>> IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, 203.
>> IT'S GONNA BE 506.
[all shouting]
>> LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
>> WHOO!
>> THAT'S A FIRE.
>> OH, [bleep]!
[laughter]
>> YEAH!
>> EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT!
WHOOP, WHOOP.
>> * WE'RE GOING HOME *
* MY FRIEND
* OR WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE *
* AND NEVER LEAVE AGAIN
* HELLO, HAPPINESS
>> WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
>> I KNOW, IN, WHAT, THREE DAYS?
>> ARE YOU GONNA BE HERE?
ARE YOU NOT GONNA BE, LIKE, THE
RUNAWAY BRIDE OR NOTHING LIKE
THAT?
>> I SHOULD BE HERE.
>> OKAY.
>> [laughs]
>> I FEEL GOOD ABOUT THAT.
I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU TOO.
[kissing]
I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU ON A
BEACH.
I DON'T WANT SAND IN, LIKE, THE
WRONG PLACES.
[laughter]
>> OKAY, OKAY.
ONE MORE KISS.
[kissing]
>> THE [bleep]?
OH, [bleep].
THAT'S HOW YOU FEELING TODAY?
>> THAT'S HOW I'M FEELING.
[laughs]
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING WITH ALL THIS WHITE ON
TODAY.
YOU GOT ON WHITE, EVERY FIVE
SECONDS YOU LIKE...
SOMEBODY TOUCH YOU,
"I GOT SOMETHING ON ME?
THERE SOMETHING ON ME?"
WHAT THE [bleep]?
KAYLIN, WHAT THE [bleep] YOU
DOING UP HERE?
>> I'M VISITING FROM ATLANTA.
YEAH, [bleep] HIT ME UP SO
THAT WE COULD TALK.
>> HE KNOW YOU HERE?
>> HE TOLD ME TO MEET HIM HERE,
AND UM, WHERE IS HE?
>> UM, HE--I THINK HE WENT TO
THE STORE OR SOME [bleep] LIKE
THAT.
AFTER OUR LITTLE TALK, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN, AT THE BEACH AND
ALL THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW,
O'[bleep] ARRANGED FOR KAYLIN TO
COME UP HERE AND TALK TO HIM,
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
BUT KAYLIN'S HERE, YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING, LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE [bleep] AT.
>> HE WENT TO THE STORE?
>> UM, YEAH.
>> THE LEAST THAT HE CAN DO IS
BE ON TIME AND NOT WASTE MY
TIME.
>> I'MA GIVE HIM A CALL RIGHT
NOW.
GIVE ME A SECOND.
[phone line ringing]
THIS MOTHER[bleep] RIGHT HERE,
O'[bleep], IS LIKE REALLY,
REALLY TESTING MY PATIENCE.
[phone line ringing]
>> RECORD YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE
TONE.
>> LIKE, SERIOUSLY, O'[bleep] IS
MESSING UP COMPLETELY.
LIKE, THIS IS THE ONLY PERSON
THAT CAN HELP HIM OUT WITH HIS
CASE.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE [bleep]
YOU AT.
THIS CHICK KAYLIN LOOKING FOR
YOU, LIKE, REALLY.
LIKE, SHE'S HERE, SO YOU KNOW
YOU NEED TO BE UP HERE ASAP.
THIS IS GETTING TOO MUCH
RIGHT HERE.
>> IF YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE
AND YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO TESTIFY
FOR YOU, YOU WOULD BE ON YOUR
"P"s AND "Q"s, RIGHT?
I'M AT THAT POINT WHERE I'M SO
DONE WITH HIM.
>> I'MA GIVE HIM A CALL RIGHT
NOW.
GIVE ME A SECOND.
LIKE, SERIOUSLY, O'[bleep] IS
MESSING UP COMPLETELY.
LIKE, THIS IS THE ONLY PERSON
THAT CAN HELP HIM OUT WITH HIS
CASE AND HE'S NOT HERE.
WHERE IS HE?
CALL ME, YO, THIS IS WALT, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE [bleep]
YOU AT, BUT YOU GOT
THIS CHICK KAYLIN LOOKING FOR
YOU TOO, LIKE, REALLY.
LIKE, SHE'S HERE, SO YOU KNOW
YOU NEED TO BE UP HERE ASAP.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU AT, BUT
CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS
MESSAGE.
GREAT, NOW, LIKE, NOW YOU DON'T
WANT TO PICK UP YOUR PHONE.
LIKE, [bleep], LIKE SERIOUSLY,
BRO, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> SO WHAT'S UP?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, SO
LIKE, I'M JUST TRYING TO CALL
HIM, AND HE SAID THAT HE WAS,
LIKE, ON HIS WAY AND ALL THAT
STUFF, BUT HE SAID IT'D BE A
LITTLE WHILE.
>> SO I'M SUPPOSED TO WAIT
FOR HIM?
NO.
I'M AT THAT POINT WHERE I'M SO
DONE WITH HIM.
HE IS LATE.
HE THINKS ABOUT HIMSELF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep]
HE'S DOING.
THE STORE, REALLY?
IF YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE AND
YOU WANT SOMEBODY TO TESTIFY FOR
YOU, YOU WOULD BE ON YOUR "P"s
AND "Q"s, RIGHT?
MY POINT EXACTLY.
HE'S SO FULL OF IT.
AND THE THING ABOUT IT IS, HE IS
A DEFLECTOR.
HE WILL NOT OWN UP TO THE FACT
THAT HE GOT HISSELF IN THIS
SITUATION.
HE DECIDED TO TAKE MY CAR WHILE
I WAS SLEEPING AND GOT STOPPED
BY THE POLICE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS IN
THE SOUTH TO NOT HAVE A CAR?
>> YOU SAYING YOU DIDN'T GET
YOUR CAR BACK?
>> NO, NO.
>> SO YOU'RE STILL NOT DRIVING
AT ALL OR NOTHING?
>> NO, AND HE'S LIKE,
"OH, I'MA HELP YOU.
I'MA HELP YOU WITH THE PAYMENTS.
I'MA GIVE YOU SOME MONEY.
I'MA HELP YOU GET AROUND."
WHERE? NOTHING.
DO YOU SEE MY CAR OUTSIDE?
I DON'T SEE NO CAR OUTSIDE.
NOTHING, AND THEN HE EXPECTS ME
TO TURN AROUND AND SAY, "OH,
TESTIFY FOR ME"?
SO HE DON'T DESERVE MY TIME.
HE DON'T DESERVE ME TO TESTIFY
FOR HIM.
I CAME UP HERE TO HEAR WHAT HE
HAS TO SAY, AND HE'S NOT EVEN
HERE.
HE'S NOT EVEN HERE, AND THAT
JUST PISSES ME OFF,
SO I DON'T WANT NOTHING ELSE TO
DO WITH HIM.
I DON'T WANT NOTHING ELSE TO DO
WITH HIM.
HE DRAINS ME.
I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] IF HE SIT
IN JAIL.
I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY
TO HIM.
IT'S A LOT OF ANIMOSITY RIGHT
NOW WITH HIM.
SO YOU TELL HIM, I'M PRESSING
CHARGES FOR STEALING MY CAR.
>> LET ME JUST ASK YOU, LIKE,
THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO TO--
>> THERE'S NOTHING NO ONE CAN DO
BECAUSE HE CAUSED THIS ON
HIMSELF, SO WHEN YOU SEE HIM,
YOU TELL HIM WHEN HE GET HERE
TO GO [bleep] HIMSELF.
GO [bleep] YOURSELF 'CAUSE
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
>> I REALLY THINK O'[bleep]
BLEW IT.
KAYLIN'S TESTIMONY IS THE KEY
THING TO THIS WHOLE CASE.
WITHOUT THAT, I DON'T THINK HE
REALLY HAS MUCH OF A CHANCE
TO COME HOME FREE.
>> I HATE PEOPLE WASTING MY
TIME.
>> HI, GANG, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> TANISHA'S HERE TO GET HER
TATTOO FROM O'[bleep], BUT...
HE'S NOT HERE.
LIKE, I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY
SORRY.
[crashing]
>> [bleep], [bleep] THIS SHOP.
>> YOU CAN DO THAT!
UH-HUH! SEE YOU LATER!
>> WE GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF.
>> HOW HIGH IS IT?
>> LIKE, 70 FEET.
>> IF I JUMP AND I DROWN,
SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE THERE TO
SAVE ME?
>> IF YOU DROWN, YOU'RE DEAD.
>> I'M TIRED OF YOU [bleep]--
>> WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME,
CEASE?
>> I'M ABOUT TO LEAVE YOU
[bleep] AT HOME.
>> YOU BROUGHT ME ALL THE WAY TO
JAMAICA TO BREAK UP WITH ME?
>> I AM SINGLE AND READY TO
MINGLE IN JAMAICA.
[clicks]
>> WHERE THE [bleep] YOU BEEN
AT, YO?
YOU GOT KAYLIN UP HERE LOOKING
FOR YOU, MY [bleep].
THIS BITCH CAME TO TESTIFY
FOR YOU!
LIKE WAS THESE FEW DAYS WORTH
IT, BRO?
I HOPE THE [bleep] THEY WAS
'CAUSE THESE THE ONES YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO FOR
A WHILE.
>> I CAN'T BREATH, MAN.
[gasping]
>> CALL A PARAMEDIC NOW.
[screaming]
[cheers and applause]
>> WHERE'S YOUR LADY?
>> YOU MEAN MY EX?
>> BREATH.
>> THESE FEW DAYS WORTH IT, BRO?
I HOPE THE [bleep] THEY WAS
'CAUSE THESE THE ONES YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO HOLD ON TO FOR
A WHILE.
>> I CAN'T BREATH, MAN.
[gasping]
>> CALL A PARAMEDIC NOW.
[screaming]
[cheers and applause]
>> WHERE'S YOUR LADY?
>> YOU MEAN MY EX?
>> BREATH.