>> Hey!
>> Dr. Miami!
I have been waiting to get my
butt lifted since I was like 11.
>> I'm gonna put that fat to
good use.
>> I'm nervous.
But after this surgery, I might
feel a little more sexy.
♪ Gettin' my ass
♪ I deserve it
>> Yeah!
It feels good to finally have
the doors open for Art 2 Ink.
I'm the on the right path right
now, man.
>> Hey, mama, all right, what's
wrong?
Come on. What's wrong?
>> Oh God.
It's my mother-in-law.
>> Pointblank, she gotta be out
the shop.
She's 3.
>> Somebody constantly have
their eye on Tamia.
>> Puma, if anything happens to
Mia, you know I'm coming for
you.
>> Honestly, with Dutch, I
really trust her, and I love
her.
This Miami trip just made me
miss her somewhat.
>> Let's turn the [bleep] up!
It's the last night of me having
a flat-ass butt.
>> Dutchess is like dancing on
me.
Like is she trying to [bleep]
me?
I wanna grab on ass and like
[bleep].
>> These bitches is acting very
frisky and freaky.
>> Oh, that [bleep] air.
Let me [bleep].
>> [moaning] Oh, God.
>> ♪
>> ♪ Tick tock, man
♪ The world keep spinning
♪ Mouths move a thousand miles
♪ Every minute
♪ So I gotta use the time
♪ That I'm given
♪ Lead the blind
♪ With the vision of the mind
♪ So they listen ♪
>> ♪
>> SKY: It's the morning of my
surgery.
And some freaky [bleep] went on
last night.
And it's a mad sexual tension
going on this morning between
Dutch and Donna.
Everyone needs to take a cold
shower, and pull it together.
The attention needs to be on me
today and my fat new ass.
Last day I'm brushing these
teeth with this body.
I had to take a Xanax last
night.
So I'm loopy as [bleep].
♪ Oh, oh
♪ I'm about to get a new ass
♪ That I never had
♪ And I'm so excited, oh
Surgery is a huge decision.
It's like now this is really
being done.
I just know that today is the
day of reckoning.
Yo!
Beautiful!
Yes, I got on my unicorn hood,
'bout to go get this thing
plumped up.
I just need a prayer from my
mommy.
>> That's right.
>> Need you, baby.
Come on, let's pray.
It's the last time I'm about to
have this body, like I'm
nervous.
>> Dear Father, we ask that
anyone that lays hands on her,
Father God, that you move
through them, Father.
These things in faith we ask in
Jesus' precious name.
Amen.
>> Thank you, Mommy, for that
prayer.
Make sure you pray over
Dr. Miami's hands.
>> God is with you.
So you're all right, okay?
>> SKY: You already know.
Love you.
>> Love you, too.
>> The best doctor in Miami is
gonna make some life-altering
[bleep] happen.
And I'm just prepared
to come out different girl.
Toast.
>> To that ass.
>> I'm mad excited though.
Since Dutchess and I hooked up
last night, she is being so
weird.
She won't even speak to me, and
it's so sad, because she's just
paranoid that I'm gonna tell
Ceaser.
And it's like, "Bitch, chill the
"[bleep] out, I'm not gonna tell
him."
>> [indistinct chatter]
>> --in that gym and get my ass
back.
>> So when you got your surgery,
after getting something you
wanted for so long, like how has
it changed you?
>> I couldn't get used to it
right off the bat.
>> Okay.
>> But after that first week,
bitch...I was happy as hell.
>> It's important to have my
friends around to help me during
this process, because I don't
wanna do this [bleep] alone.
My friends are my family at the
end the day.
To the booty doctor!
Let's go!
I'm taking this risk, because
this is something that I want.
I've thought this through.
And I know this is what I
deserve, and I'm ready to do
this.
>> ♪
>> OS--T: Yo, Cease.
Check this out.
You see this [bleep]?
>> What?
>> Puma got a new tattoo shop.
>> What?
>> I don't know.
I'm just looking on pages, it
says, "Art 2 Ink."
>> I mean, he's gotta chill,
man.
Like why is he going so hard?
This mother [bleep] just don't
learn his mother [bleep] lesson.
You opened up a shop before in
Harlem, and it got shut down.
What do you not understand?
Harlem does not want you.
Honestly--
Because you think about it, he's
not a tattoo artist.
Why do you keep opening up
tattoo shops?
To what?
To piss me off?
It's gonna be another Ink 124
situation.
A bunch of anti, I hate Black
Ink mother [bleep].
Watch.
I guarantee.
He's gonna try to find every
artist that hate me to go work
for him.
>> Puma and Ceaser--they've
known each other for a long
time, so they were the best of
friends and stuff like that.
They were very close.
>> Let's hug it up.
>> Hug it up.
>> WALT: But life has taken its
course.
And the [bleep] gotten so crazy,
it's gotten to the point where
they can't even be in the same
room with one another without
going to blows.
>> [bleep].
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> That's some serious [bleep].
This is Holyfield Tyson type
[bleep].
Holyfield didn't become the man
until he beat Tyson.
That's just how it is.
You gotta beat the best to be
the best.
You know what I mean?
And there can't be two best in
Harlem.
>> That [bleep] hates my [bleep]
guts.
If he could kill me and get away
with it, I think he would.
I think he'd probably watch "How
To Get Away With Murder" just to
figure a way to smoke me.
>> I mean, he tried to hit you
over the head with a bottle.
So what?
>> What the [bleep] you mean so
what?
>> WALT: [laughs]
>> Wrong thing to do at that
time.
>> At that time, at any [bleep]
time.
What the [bleep] you mean at
that time?
This mother [bleep] just lives
to piss me off.
>> Some things I miss.
Some things I don't.
>> ♪
♪ [unintelligible] inception
♪ What's reality
♪ With all these questions
♪ Feels like I missed my alarm
♪ And slept in
♪ Slept in
>> This [bleep] is getting
frustrating to me.
This mother [bleep] that you
help, that you try to bring up.
And what do I get for it?
What?
>> ♪ You get
♪ The uncut version of life
>> I'm trying not to go back to
the same Ceaser I used to be.
Because that Ceaser will destroy
everything [bleep] thing.
Everything he [bleep] made.
And nobody understands that
[bleep].
>> ♪ I gotta thank you
♪ For this anger
♪ That I carry around
♪ Wish I could take a match
♪ And burn this whole room
♪ To the ground
♪ Matter of fact
♪ I think I'm gonna
♪ Burn this room right now
♪ Somehow this memory
♪ For some reason
♪ Just won't
>> CEASER: Puma's never supposed
to do this [bleep] to me.
Never!
I helped him!
He ain't help me!
Ain't no one [bleep] help me,
yo!
He was a [bleep] nobody, yo!
And what do [bleep] I get?
The mother [bleep] try to stab
me in my back every [bleep] time
I turn around!
He try to destroy me every time
I turn around.
I [bleep] deserve that?
Man--
>> ♪ My mind is a home
♪ I'm drafting
♪ And it's lonely
♪ Inside this mansion
♪
♪ Inside this mansion ♪
>> ♪
>> [singing in Spanish]
>> Good morning.
>> Hey, how're you doing?
>> You must be Sky.
>> Yes.
I'm a little loopy.
I took this Xanax.
>> You took my pills?
>> Yes.
>> And you should love me for
that.
I'm Barry, nice to meet you.
>> Pleasure to meet you, Barry.
>> I'm your bartender.
>> [laughs]
The anesthesiologist, right?
>> Yes, ma'am.
>> Little do the people know
around me, I am nervous as hell.
But I have to keep my poker
face.
>> Are you allergic to anything?
>> No.
>> When was your last period?
>> Well, the beginning of this
last one was the 11th of this
month.
>> Okay.
>> Alcohol?
>> Socially.
>> [laughing]
>> What would you say your
occupation is?
>> I'm a receptionist.
And I'm a mediator.
>> Okay.
>> I'm a love therapist.
[laughs]
>> All right.
I like that.
We all need a little help.
>> Yeah.
I'm single though. [laughs]
>> I hope you're not hitting on
me on TV, 'cause I'd get in a
lot of trouble.
>> No, Barry, not at all.
>> BARRY: So we'll see you soon,
okay?
>> Okay.
>> All right, I'll be right
back.
>> I do not hit on married men.
I'm totally against that.
I want to get married one day,
and I believe in karma.
I got on my Dr. Miami underwear.
I can't wait to be able to
really fill those things out.
It's gonna be like, "Doctor
Miami!"
The reason that getting this
surgery is--I had children at
14.
I had kids when I was a [bleep]
little girl.
I wasn't even fully developed.
It altered my shape like
permanently.
>> Here's your IV.
>> Okay.
>> Little pinch.
>> Okay.
I look at myself in the mirror
every day.
I see my body, and I think about
my children that I put up for
adoption.
I have always had to pretend
like it was never anything
wrong.
So, then [bleep] meets you,
you're [bleep] 17, 18, and you
got this [bleep] body that you
tell can you done had some
babies out of.
>> [shutter clicks]
>> But you're giving them this
[bleep] whoop-lay story, because
you don't want to have to
explain why you don't have any
children with you, because
that's hard to do at 18, 19
years old.
>> DR. MIAMI: So you guys got
the IV in?
You got her all tanked up and
ready to go?
>> NURSE: She's all ready.
>> [whispers] I'm so tired.
People say to me--they be like,
you're so pretty.
I just be like, "I don't believe
it."
[crying] Like that [bleep]
really be bugging me out
sometime.
>> All right.
Um, face me one more time.
>> Yes, sir.
People don't know like--like how
a person feels, because they
always see a person smiling.
[sobbing]
And they always see
the confidence.
>> Your throne, my lady.
>> Sometimes you just want to
feel like the sexy girl.
You don't want to feel like the
funny girl.
>> Here you go.
>> SKY: At the end of the day, I
am getting this surgery, because
I'm changing the inside of me.
I'm taking this risk because I
just wanna be free.
I just wanna be free.
>> BARRY: The next thing you
know, you're gonna be waking up
and it's gonna be all over.
>> I'm just prepared to come out
a different girl.
[sobbing]
>> BARRY: She be asleep.
>> All right, prep and drab.
Let's do it.
>> ♪
>> What's up with your mom,
Quani?
She came into the shop.
And she's just--ahhh!
>> I'm over being the in-between
with my mom and Puma.
>> Oh my God.
>> [girls laughing]
>> My girls are gonna freak the
[bleep] out!
I got a surprise that's even
bigger than my new ass.
>> Oh my God
>> I got [bleep] goosebumps.
>> Sound like you trying to
start something?
>> I was taken advantage of by
a thought while I was drunk.
>> Once I found out what you
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep], I moved
on.
>> ♪
♪ We gonna ball
♪ We gonna
>> Mommy's coming.
>> Mommy's gonna get you.
>> I'm gonna get you.
>> Run, Mia, run.
>> Yeah, whoo!
This year, I made a tough
decision to move back to New
York from Atlanta.
Despite my fears about our
safety, I just feel like I need
to keep my family together.
And there have been a lot of
changes since I've come back.
Me and Puma are in a good place
right now.
>> Two, three, oh!
>> I'm a buyer's assistant for a
major department store.
I'm like on this great career
path right now.
And Puma is more on the home
front, and he's taking care of
the baby.
>> Daddy.
>> PUMA: Daddy got the cup.
>> After coming back from
Atlanta, I've seen like a lot of
growth with him.
And he's become more
responsible.
I'm really happy.
>> Go ahead, Tamia, run around.
What's up with your mom, Quani?
She came into the shop hella
aggressive.
>> What did she come over there
for?
>> Basically to tell me she
doesn't want Tamia in the shop
no more and how I have to put
her in school and how dangerous
it is for her to be around me in
the shop and stuff.
>> That's crazy, because Tamia's
three.
She's running back and forth,
and there's always an eye on
her.
>> But your mama don't
understand that [bleep].
It's like your mom is telling me
how to be parent.
Like I don't care about my
daughter.
>> You're still scared of her.
>> I'm a little nervous.
>> QUANI: Whatever.
>> Scared, no.
Nervous, maybe.
>> You gotta man up sometimes,
like you worry too much about
what my mother feels.
Like dead serious.
My mom always had problems with
Puma.
>> Puma, don't tell me about
what you do for my daughter,
because I do for my daughter.
You don't have to tell me about
it. Puma--
>> I can do everything for that
girl.
I gave her everything.
You never respected me.
>> I'm over being the in-between
with my mom and Puma.
We've been married for two years
now.
When is this gonna end?
When are you guys gonna sit down
and have a conversation without
me having to get in-between the
two of you?
>> I'm potty training her.
I'm trying to bust my ass and
make the money to get her in
school.
I'm here.
Like I'm literally being a dad.
And she's just--ahhh!
It's annoying!
>> Did you tell her that?
>> Hell, no, I ain't tell her
that.
>> But you want me to tell her
that?
>> Yep.
Because last time I tried to
talk to your mama in a highly
aggressive way, she threatened
me with guns blazing.
Denise has threatened my life a
few times, actually.
And I'm not trying to deal with
this [bleep] this year, man.
I'm trying to build for my
family.
So maybe if Quani talks to her a
little bit, maybe she'll get
more of an idea that I'm doing
my [bleep] job as a father and
as a husband.
>> I don't know how much me
telling her to back the hell off
is gonna actually work.
But to get you off my back about
the situation, I'm gonna tell
her to back off.
'Cause I'm tired of hearing
about this [bleep].
But after that, like, you two
need to handle your all [bleep].
I can't keep being the referee
for y'all bull [bleep].
>> ♪
♪ Shine
>> WALT: Miss Melody, how are
you?
>> I'm good.
I'm chilling.
I'm a little jealous I ain't in
Miami right now with these
bitches.
>> What?
You ain't enjoying our company?
You trying to say we boring?
>> I'm saying we should all be
in Miami right now.
>> Yeah, you right.
>> MELODY: But you know.
>> We gotta get money.
>> Hell, ya.
Speaking of getting money, I got
a client coming in today.
>> Damn, this girl can hang with
the strippers, hang with the
boys, and bring in some cash.
All right, Ted was 100% right
hiring her from the start.
>> [door buzzes]
>> Hi.
>> What's going on?
>> What up, what up?
>> How're you doing?
>> I'm good.
Today, I'm doing a tattoo on a
really good friend of mine, Art.
So this is your lady.
This one.
>> She's [bleep] beautiful.
>> Today, he's getting a
seven-year sober tattoo.
It's a moon goddess.
And he's saying that it
symbolizes women
that have helped him.
And he says that I'm one of the
women that it symbolizes.
That [bleep] melts my heart.
>> How many times have you been
to rehab?
>> Uh, never.
>> CEASER: Never been to rehab?
>> Never.
>> So you went cold turkey?
>> Yeah, pretty much.
I moved to Northern California
and lived under the Redwoods for
nine months.
>> Wait, that's not a drug
house.
That's the forest you lived
under?
>> Yeah, in the forest.
>> Let's head onto the back, and
I'll get this done.
>> Have fun, bro.
>> It's so crazy to see us both
in this moment now, because, you
know, ten years ago we were just
[bleep] a wreck.
>> ART: Dude, I'm excited about
this one.
>> MELODY: It's gonna be
awesome.
>> How's the fam?
>> I don't know.
I feel like my parents are
getting a lot of older now, so
they're just finally starting to
calm down.
My childhood was definitely not
what they show in the movies.
My parents definitely had
struggles with drugs and
alcohol.
There's fighting, the screaming.
They're not there.
Growing up, I felt alone.
And I didn't even realize how
much my insecurities would
trigger other actions of mine.
>> ♪ Well, they can
♪ Try to sink us
♪ But I just swim
>> MELODY: I went to college.
I had a full-ride scholarship
for art.
But then I started [bleep]
around with drugs a lot.
And I ended up losing my
scholarship.
My drug abuse was definitely an
escape.
I was always waking up and being
exciting about getting [bleep]
up.
>> ♪ Here I come
♪ Cannonball
>> I've crashed cars.
I fought friends.
I've been taken advantage of
sexually.
There's that moment when you're
like [bleep] I'm [bleep] just
black out and die.
Then I realized I need to stop,
you know?
>> ♪ Understanding
♪ I challenge you all
>> You know, you can't keep
chasing the [bleep] dragon.
And now tattooing is my drug,
and it's what gets me the most
excited in life.
All right, we're done.
Wanna go check it out?
>> I'm excited to see this one.
>> You know, tattooing has such
a healing power.
People get these imprints on
their skin as a mark of, you
know, who they are, where
they've been, what they're gone
through, what they've overcome.
>> ART: My God, Melody, that's
[bleep] awesome.
>> MELODY: And I love the fact
that that's what you can do with
tattoos.
>> [sniffs] Thank you.
>> Art, you're so welcome.
>> ♪
>> ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
[singing in Spanish]
>> DR MIAMI: How're you doing?
>> SKY: Hi, Dr. Miami.
>> You made it.
Yeah.
Mwah.
>> My surgery's over.
And as doped up as I am, I know
that Dr. Miami worked his magic
hands on me.
The anesthesia may be wearing
off, but now I am becoming high
off of life.
>> DR. MIAMI: You wanna see
pictures?
>> SKY: Yes.
Oh my God, whose ass is that?
>> You got a tiny waist.
>> I'm getting ready to go
twerk.
>> [laughs] One month.
No twerking, one month.
>> All I know is my girls are
gonna freak the [bleep] out when
they see my new body.
>> So she's starting to wake up.
Come on in and see her.
You have visitors, missy.
>> Hey, beautiful.
>> [bleep], ah!
>> Hey, pretty.
>> This new fat ass.
>> Hi.
These girls are in for it now,
because I got a surprise that's
even bigger than my new ass for
them.
>> I'll help you up.
>> WOMAN: [laughs]
>> Ah, your [bleep] titties!
>> Oh my God.
>> Yes, bitch.
>> Oh my God, I thought I was
just gonna see a fat ass.
And my bitch has expanded
everywhere in the best way
possible.
I got [bleep] goosebumps.
Her [bleep] tits are amazing.
[laughs]
>> Get the [bleep] out of here.
>> You feel like you're on Cloud
12.
>> DONNA: The minute we got to
the hospital, Dutchess is like
ignoring me.
Like really, Dutchess?
What the [bleep]?
Give it up, it's not about you.
It's about Sky and her tits, and
let that be it.
>> SKY: Thank you.
>> I'm gonna take out the
catheter collecting your urine,
okay?
It doesn't hurt when I take it
out.
But you're gonna feel like you
have to pee right away.
>> Okay.
I'll take the catheter out of my
vagina.
Oh!
Violation.
>> [women laughing]
>> NURSE: It's out, it's out.
>> [women laughing]
>> You want a shot--
>> I have never felt so
violated.
>> [women laughing]
>> I had no idea there was
anything in my vagina, but I
feel like I'm having a baby with
Robocop or some [bleep] like
that.
>> ♪
>> [indistinct chatter]
>> When you feel ready, no rush.
>> Okay.
One.
Oh.
Oh [bleep].
I'm having a baby.
I feel a little dizzy, okay?
>> NURSE: Turn.
Turn so we can sit.
>> SKY: Okay.
[moaning]
>> WOMAN: Got it?
>> SKY: The only thing that I'm
going through right now is pain.
I'm in so much [bleep] pain
right now.
Oh, [bleep].
>> Now with Puma opening up
uptown, this is checkmate.
Please believe you have a woken
up a sleeping [bleep] giant.
>> Ah!
I feel like [bleep] right now.
>> WOMAN: Now you can see it.
>> Ah!
>> Oh my God.
>> ♪
>> CEASER: Hey, yo guys, come to
the back real quick.
I wanna chop it with y'all.
>> Yo.
>> Well, last couple of days,
I've been sitting back thinking
about this whole business
aspect.
We make money.
More money than we thought we
was ever gonna make.
But we got comfortable with that
[bleep].
And I feel like if we don't keep
pushing, we're gonna fall
[bleep] off.
Black Ink as a crew, we're
getting too [bleep] comfortable.
Like we getting so used to the
status we have, we're not trying
to strive for more.
With Puma's [bleep] shop
opening, we need to be going
harder, yo.
People might see me trying to be
competition with Puma.
But Puma's shop is bull [bleep].
I'm in competition with the
world.
That just open my eyes.
And please believe, you have a
woken up a sleeping [bleep]
giant.
I feel like we should start
doing more for the future of
Black Ink.
It's time for me to move the
shop.
>> WALT: Move the shop?
[bleep] what you mean move the
shop?
If you talking about moving to
North Carolina in any way...
leave me out of that, brah.
>> Where you gonna move it to?
>> I'm thinking about moving
that [bleep] to 125th Street.
>> ♪
>> [clapping]
>> CEASER: If you know anything
about our culture, you know
almost everything came up on
125th Street.
Malcolm X, The [bleep] Savoy,
The Apollo, mother [bleep] like
DMX, The Lox, Mase.
>> That's a great-ass [bleep]
idea.
>> CEASER: So my idea of the
American dream is a piece of
125th Street.
Since Puma wanna keep opening
up shops in Harlem, this is
checkmate.
This is no more we playing no
games.
We doing none of that [bleep].
>> Mm-hmm, love y'all, but
[bleep] ya, my kids need to eat.
My kids need Polo on their back.
>> TED: Right. [laughs]
>> This is one of the
declarations of war.
Black Ink is currently 900
square feet.
Now, you would think that is
huge.
But that is a very small space.
So right now, I'm looking for
something like 2,000, 2,500
square feet, something real big
so I can bring in wild new
artists here and have wild new
functions in there.
Listen, I'm trying to have the
mecca of tattooing in [bleep]
1-2 5th.
We ain't taking over Harlem.
We taking over NY.
Now you [bleep] ready to get new
enemies?
>> Let's do it.
>> ♪
>> SKY: Oh!
Ah!
[bleep]!
Today is the day after the
surgery.
And I am feeling like
shiz-na-eve right now.
If I knew what [bleep] felt
like, that's how I feel.
Like I feel like [bleep] right
now.
So apparently Dutch is still
giving Donna the silent
treatment like they're in fifth
grade.
But I don't care, as long as
they're taking care of me.
It's just like everything is so
sore.
Everything but my calves.
>> [laughs] And your breasts,
they look nice.
>> SKY: Thank you so much.
Right now, I am going to take
off all these bandages and see
if this pain is worth it.
One, two, three.
Uh.
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
>> Have you eaten anything like
solid?
>> Yeah.
>> We tried to do some French
toast.
>> French toast, and I threw it
up.
>> NURSE: We're gonna take out
some pads.
>> SKY: Okay.
>> If you have like a bag or
something where I could throw
out the bloody stuff.
The tape is what burns a little
bit.
>> Ah!
Oh!
>> NURSE: Sorry.
>> I know, I know.
>> NURSE: Just breathe in and
out.
This one hurts usually the most.
>> Ooh.
>> NURSE: Look at that.
>> [bleep].
>> Nurse: Now you can see it.
>> Ah!
Oh my God.
No, look.
Who is that?
This is definitely a rebirth.
>> Who is she?
>> Who the--I'm happy
because...I feel as though this
will add to my life.
Oh my God!
And it goes with thighs.
>> She gonna be naked all the
time, for real, now.
Sky's looking in the mirror, and
I can just tell she's so happy
with what she sees like--and
that is how happy she was like
really brought a tear to my eye.
>> Any woman wants to feel
confident in herself.
Like confidence is from within,
yes.
But it all starts from the way
you feel about yourself.
>> NURSE: Yes, definitely.
Let's see about your breasts.
Do you want to see your breasts?
>> Yes, I would love to.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my God, I love it.
>> You look great.
>> I love it so much.
It's so pretty.
Them titties is sitting up high
and full and plump.
The waist is snatched in.
And the ass looks nice and
proportion.
Dr. Miami's is on his [bleep].
[laughs]
I love it.
>> Dutchess told me you turned
into a little tongue rapist when
you get drunk.
>> ♪
>> Really, Dutch?
I mouth raped you?
>> ♪
>> Hi, Mama dear.
>> Hey, babe.
What's going on?
>> Nothing.
>> How have things been, Quani?
>> QUANI: Everything's good.
>> Okay. So...
>> I spoke to my buyer recently
about like how I can grow in the
company.
So I have so many choices.
I'm loving it there.
Plus, Puma's getting his shop
off the ground.
These new artists, Naeem and
Phoenix, amazing.
>> Shop looks really good.
>> QUANI: Yeah, I heard you
stopped by the other day.
>> I just saw my baby running
around the shop.
>> That's what she does.
She runs that place.
>> Yeah, I see.
It's not safe.
There's needles.
There's shady characters.
Anywhere where there's that kind
of environment, she shouldn't
be.
>> They don't just have needles
sitting out.
Everything is like put away.
>> --busy three-year-old.
>> You do know I'm almost 30,
right?
>> DENISE: Yeah, but--
>> I'm just saying like--
>> Yeah, but Mia's three.
>> My mom has always been very
hard on Puma when it comes to
his decisions.
I need for her to understand
that Puma is doing this for me.
It's so that I can continue to
pursue my career in the fashion
industry.
And I appreciate that.
And I love him so much for it.
I want my mom to appreciate him
also.
Mom, here's the deal.
You gotta back off just a little
bit sometimes when it comes
to...the trust level that you
have for Puma.
>> It's not about having faith
in Puma or trusting Puma.
Regardless to who has her in the
shop, it's a tattoo shop.
In the past, my mom's opinion
has put a strain on me and
Pauly's relationship.
And this definitely isn't
helping.
If she wants to continue to have
a good relationship with my
family, I need my mom to get
onboard and respect Pauly.
For me and for our relationship.
With the situation, just let him
handle his business right now.
Just fall back just a little
bit.
>> I get what you're saying.
And I respect what you're
saying.
But I just wanna let you know
that if anything happens to her,
I'm coming after you.
I'm coming after Puma.
I'm coming after the whole shop.
>> Okay, Mom.
>> All right?
We good?
>> Mm-hmm.
>> ♪ Yo
♪ Yo
>> TED: How was Miami?
>> [laughing] It was so good.
We went to the beach.
You know, we got drunk.
We went out.
It feels really good to be back
at work from Miami.
Sky can't fly for another week,
so she has to stay down South a
bit longer.
I got to see a preview.
But everybody else has to wait
to see that new body.
>> What's up with Sky?
How that ass looking?
>> That ass is nice.
Like her shape is like--it's
nice.
>> That's so fat.
>> [laughs]
I'm dying to tell somebody what
happened in Miami.
Throw that [bleep] in the air.
Let me [bleep] it.
>> WOMAN: [moaning] Oh, God.
>> DONNA: But Dutchess is so
paranoid that Ceaser will find
out, I'll keep my mouth shut.
What happens in Miami stays in
Miami.
>> [buzzer sounds]
>> Ooh, hey, boo.
Look at you looking all
fabulous.
>> How y'all doing today?
>> [chuckles] We good.
>> Do you wanna know what some
good sex did to me over the
weekend?
>> Let's talk about this.
>> BOTH: And she took her
glasses off.
>> See this thing.
>> Ooh, girl.
>> [laughs]
>> Wait, hold the [bleep] up.
>> Good sex did that to you?
>> TED: You got a black eye from
sex?
>> Yeah, I had a threesome with
a ladder.
>> Oh, I gotta stay away from
you.
Oh.
>> I have a loft bed, so it's
like, you know, a lifted-up bed.
So me and my boyfriend, we're
doing our thing, having a good
time.
I swing around, I smack my
[bleep] face on the ladder.
>> Bitch says [unintelligible].
>> And then I wake up in the
morning, and I look in the
[bleep] mirror and it's like
bpoo.
>> [laughing]
>> That [bleep] is crazy.
Since Cease gave me this new
position at the shop, he's very
stern with me not sleeping with
any of the employees.
But with Sky having this new
body and Mel with these "50
Shades of Gray" stories, this is
gonna be kinda of hard for me.
Literally.
>> [buzzer sounds]
>> DONNA: Oh [bleep].
>> TED: Look who it is.
>> I'm just getting up.
I'm [bleep] tired as [bleep].
>> I like this outfit you got
on.
>> Oh, man.
So tell me, what happened in
Miami?
>> Um, Sky got her butt done.
We went out, we got drunk.
>> I heard a little other thing
happened.
I heard you turned into a little
tongue rapist when you [bleep]
drunk.
>> ♪
>> Wait, what?
>> Really, Dutch?
I mouth raped you?
Those are strong words right
there.
The definition of rape is taking
[bleep] by force and it's not
wanted.
That's [bleep] crazy.
And here I go, was about to keep
my mouth shut about the whole
thing.
>> I mean, I know Dutchess don't
go that way.
>> So you was eating [bleep] in
Miami?
>> Dutchess [bleep].
>> Dutchess told me that she
went to sleep, she felt somebody
[bleep] face between her legs,
and had to kick somebody off.
It was Donna.
>> You just totally crossed the
line.
Game on, bitch.
>> TED: Hey.
Glad I showed up to work today.
>> ♪
>> ♪ And the beat go
♪ Yeah
>> So you was [bleep] in Miami?
>> Dutchess [bleep].
>> Dutchess told me that she
went to sleep, she felt somebody
[bleep] face between her legs,
and had to kick somebody off.
It was Donna.
>> This is just typical Dutchess
lying, trying to make herself
look like a perfect little
angel.
She's trying to assassinate my
character.
She want to play the victim
instead of just owning up to
what she did, and she had fun.
Like so what?
You all went the story, I'm
giving you the whole story.
So you know, there's no [bleep]
lies involved with my story.
I don't know how Dutchess got on
the bed.
I don't know.
But all I know is, Dez right
here, and Sky right here.
Dez right here.
Me right here in front of Dez.
And then Dutchess is right here.
No panties on from the jump.
She had on a dress.
And then as soon as Dutchess on
the bed, I'm on Dutchess.
>> [bleep] [bleep].
>> Yes.
[bleep] [bleep] couple times.
>> Oooh, Lord, Jesus.
>> I hate you.
I didn't even want to tell this
story.
>> CEASER: What the [bleep]?
Why am I getting a different
story than the one Dutch told
me?
I just know this [bleep] was
[bleep] up.
>> DONNA: And I woke up the next
morning.
>> Mm-hmm.
>> Dutchess comes outside like,
"Yo, let me talk to you.
"I feel like we should keep that
"between us, because if Ceaser
"find out, he's gonna be mad at
"you, 'cause he know I don't do
that."
So I'm like, "Whatever.
I won't say nothing."
But tries to turn it on me.
>> ♪
>> You're so [bleep] paranoid
that Ceaser gonna find out, that
you just made up this whole
elaborate story and accused me
of doing something illegal.
We were cool.
But now you just totally crossed
the line.
Game on, bitch.
Was you talking to Dutchess
while we was in Miami?
>> What you mean?
>> Was you like talking to her
on the phone?
>> What you trying to say?
>> Nothing.
I just wanted to know who she
was talking to for a long time.
>> Wasn't her phone broke?
>> Her phone was broke.
>> Okay, then, so--
>> But she had another phone
though.
>> CEASER: What the [bleep] is
she talking about?
I live with Dutchess and didn't
know she had a second phone.
>> DONNA: At this point, like I
give no [bleep].
I'm gonna let Ceaser know what
his "dedicated fiancée" is
really doing.
>> And what happened with that?
>> She was off by herself for
mad long.
And then she didn't come back
and say like, "Oh, Cease said,"
anything.
She was talking to somebody for
like three hours.
>> I can't even believe that
this is reality right now.
This place is definitely just so
dramatic.
>> And what happened to her ring
though?
>> Her ring is on her finger.
>> Donna's throwing a lot of
logs on Dutchess' bonfire.
What the [bleep] is she
trying to do?
>> You saying [bleep] like that,
you sound like you trying to
start some [bleep].
>> I'm just saying stuff that I
noticed and that it came to me.
And you know, I don't y'all on
like real a deep, personal
level.
>> You had your [bleep], that's
kind of personal.
>> She told me she lost her ring
when was were drunk.
>> Mm.
>> And then she said somebody
else that a frog ate it.
>> A frog ate it?
>> A frog jumps on my foot, and
it puts me in a [bleep] panic
[bleep].
And I realize I--I lost it.
>> That's quite a story.
>> And we was in the club, and
"Single Ladies" came on, by
Beyoncé.
And I was like, "Oh, we can't
dance to this."
And she was like, "Girl, I lost
my ring."
>> Word?
>> Uh.
>> This is very interesting.
I'd like to hear about that
[bleep] situation.
>> [buzzer sounds]
>> TED: Hey.
>> Hey.
>> Hi, guys.
>> Hi.
>> Dutchess has some impeccable
timing.
>> What's up?
>> This [bleep] has no idea what
she just walked into.
According to Donna, Dutchess
hooked up with her willingly.
She's walking around without her
ring.
And she has a dude on the side?
Glad I showed up to work today.
[chuckles]
>> ♪
>> TED: Hey.
>> Hi, guys.
>> What's up, Dutchess?
>> What's up?
>> Hey, hey.
>> How are you?
>> I'm good.
>> I'm surprised Dutchess'
spider sense ain't tingling off
the charts.
It's like she's walking right
into a minefield.
>> This is a crazy day.
>> TED: Yeah.
Donna, you're crazy.
Cease, you're crazy.
>> How am I crazy?
>> Dutch, you just walked in,
you have nothing to do with
this.
[laughs]
>> I'm safe.
>> TED: Right, you're good.
>> How you safe?
>> Oh, what part of the
conversation am I a part of?
>> Huh?
>> It wasn't a kill.
It was an attempt.
And it was an unwanted attempt.
The fact that you took advantage
of me in a moment of weakness
because you are a thirst trap
bitch that don't know how to
control yourself sexually,
that's what I have a problem
with.
How many of you all have ever
seen me drunk?
>> Maybe twice.
>> Since Donna been here, have
you ever seen me drunk?
>> I've seen you drunk.
>> You seen me drunk the night
you took advantage of me, yeah,
that night.
>> Oh, now I'm taking advantage
of you.
>> I was mad drunk.
If Donna is all touchy feely
with me in the presence of
everybody, do I ever warrant
that [bleep] type of [bleep]?
>> You always let me touch you.
Since I met Dutchess, she always
let me touch her butt, grab her
boob.
Like I--sit her down on my lap.
Like I touch Dutchess when I
want to.
She always pretends to be such a
[bleep] angel.
Like nothing ever freaky could
happen with Dutchess.
That's a lie.
And this is right here where
it's about to turn into a nasty
situation, because your [bleep]
don't care!
>> DUTCHESS: Donna, I care.
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> And I have the right to feel
like that.
>> Everybody has lesbian
experiences.
>> I'm not no [bleep].
>> It's not a big deal, it's not
a big deal.
>> In my opinion, being a lady
is having some respect for your
vagina, you know?
Don't just pass that thing
around.
Or if you're going to, at least
enjoy it.
>> The next morning, I said to
you--
>> DONNA: What you say?
>> "Donna, you know that that's
not something that I'm into."
>> You said, "Let's not tell
"Cease, 'cause he's gonna be
mad at you."
>> As soon as I got home, what
did I do, baby?
>> You told me Donna tried to
tongue rape you.
>> DONNA: --lie, that's exactly
what you did.
You didn't tell him the truth.
'Cause I just told him the
truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth, so help
me God.
>> So what was the truth?
>> She said she rolled you all
up and was [bleep] [bleep] like
it was on Thanksgiving.
>> I told you to get off of me.
>> You didn't have to tell me to
get off of you, because I was
already off you.
>> Good, because nobody wanted
you on them.
>> Because I found out what you
[bleep] tasted like, and [bleep]
I moved on.
>> I was taken advantage of by a
thought while I was drunk.
Donna took advantage of me when
I [bleep]!
I was disgusted by the fact that
bitch did that [bleep]!
And that's what the [bleep]
happened.
The end.
>> The end?
>> You may think this [bleep] is
over, but it's far from over,
bitch.
>> ♪
>> I don't wanna deal with her.
And it ain't gonna be me to go,
so I suggest you fire Donna.
>> I don't know.
I don't know what to do with
that situation.
>> This is my girl Alexis.
Learning how to sign was a
little difficult.
>> [shrieking]
>> Quani don't love me enough.
>> [laughs]
>> I found this like cool little
book.
I wanted to talk to my kids
about birds and the bees.
Look, it's cool, look.
>> Ah!
It's un-appropriate.
>> KIDS: [laughing]
>> To hear that she could
possibly be cheating.
I know that [bleep] could break
you.
>> If Dutchess [bleep] ever had
sex, it would be over.
>> That's a game changer.
>> To have to hear from my
[bleep] employee that your woman
don't really take you serious!
>> I'm sorry.
What will fix this for you?
>> Nothing.
>> Cease.
>> Nothing will fix it.
>> ♪