>> I don't feel 100% in this
relationship.
I just need a break.
>> Hey!
>> It feels good to finally have
the doors open for Art 2 Ink.
And I got really super dope
tattoo artists.
Naeem.
>> This boy right here got
talent.
>> I'm thinking about moving up
this [bleep] wedding and really
start thinking about a date.
>> If that what Cease wanna do
it, so be it.
But I don't trust Dutchess.
>> ♪
>> What is she doing?
Like is she trying to [bleep]
me?
>> CEASER: Dutchess told me that
you turned into a little tongue
rapist.
>> Donna took advantage of me
when I [bleep].
And that's what's the [bleep]
happened!
The end!
>> The end?
You may thing this [bleep] is
over, but it's far from over,
bitch.
>> ♪
>> Dutchess and I hooked up in
Miami.
No big deal.
It was just fun girl stuff.
But she's so paranoid about
Ceaser finding out that she
makes up a lie saying I tongue
raped her.
>> No.
>> Too bad for you, Dutchess.
I actually have proof.
Allison.
>> ALLISON: [unintelligible]
>> Hey, boo.
>> Allison was actually there.
She knows exactly what happened,
and she can tell everybody.
So, um, let me just ask you
this.
Did I take advantage of
Dutchess?
>> I was drunk.
>> Was Dutchess not laying on
the bed?
>> Allison, was I drunk?
>> Get out of my Facetime.
Get out of my Facetime.
>> Dude, these bitches are so
[bleep] childish.
Like are we in high school right
now?
>> Wasn't bitch--
>> Was I drunk?
>> Let her answer the question.
>> Exactly.
>> Do I ever drink, Allison?
>> DONNA: She don't know.
Anyways--
>> Well, they know, and they
attested to the fact that I
don't ever drink.
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> Did I in any type of way--
>> Yes, you did!
You was a thirsty ass--
>> Let the witness speak!
Let the witness speak!
>> --take advantage of [bleep]
bitches [bleep].
>> Did I at any time force
myself on Dutchess?
>> DONNA: Now I'm gonna say
nothing.
>> No, no.
>> DONNA: If that was the case,
if I--
>> TED: Right now, Dutchess is
definitely full of [bleep].
She's like ten shopping bags
full of [bleep] right now.
Knowing Cease, he's sitting on
that couch burning on the inside
right now.
But it's one of them moments
like, do I shut Donna up?
Or do I get the information that
I need, because Dutchess would
never tell you the truth.
Why would you want to change the
channel on this news report?
>> And how did we stop?
How did we stop, me and
Dutchess?
>> It looked like she was having
fun, right?
>> DUTCHESS: No fun was there,
sorry.
>> Bitch had the opportunity to
say no, I [bleep] [bleep]
[bleep] I [bleep].
I got a million bitches numbers
in my phone.
I got [bleep] Dutchess [bleep].
>> You sound [bleep] psycho.
>> MELODY: I can't even believe
that this is reality right now.
Have some respect for your
[bleep] vagina, dude, like--
>> Thank you, Allison!
I'll talk--I'll call you later.
Thank you.
>> This letter Black Ink.
>> Dutchess is such a hypocrite.
I've had sex with three people
in this shop.
And so have you, Dutchess.
I'm so tired of her turning the
tables on people.
Like everybody needs to her the
truth about Dutchess now.
Now I'm the slut [bleep].
So let's not get started.
>> DONNA: It's funny how you and
[bleep] used to be best friends
and then [bleep] was staying at
his house.
>> TED: I thought Dutchess
[bleep] [bleep] was just a
rumor.
What the [bleep] is Donna know
that we don't?
>> I never stayed at [bleep]
house!
I've only dropped [bleep] off at
his [bleep] baby mama house with
his child.
>> The fact that Donna is
sitting here telling lies, more
lies, more lies, and more lies,
is just making me feel like why
the [bleep] is this bitch even
around?
>> So don't start with me,
Dutchess.
You got [bleep], too.
>> You're coming here spreading
rumors.
>> And it's cute how you got
your ring on right now, too.
I thought you lost it or a frog
ate it.
Dutchess never owns her [bleep].
She took her ring off in Miami,
and that's like so disrespectful
to Ceaser.
This bitch always trying to
judge me.
But my [bleep] locked up, and I
still wear my ring all the time.
>> DUTCHESS: Baby, you need to
fire this bitch.
>> This is, right here where
it's about to turn into a nasty
situation.
Don't try to bring my work into
the situation.
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> That's what you always do.
>> Yo!
Both of you all shut the [bleep]
up.
I ain't [bleep]--Dutch.
Dutch.
>> DUTCHESS: You need to fire
this bitch.
>> Chill out, chill out.
Both of you all took it a whole
different place.
>> 'Cause she's--
>> I said shut--yo, yo!
I said be quiet.
At the end of the day, [bleep]
about money.
You got a tattoo to do.
And you, all this [bleep] is
gonna end.
You all tripping now, yo.
End this [bleep] now, yo.
>> All right.
>> ♪
>> CEASER: [bleep] [bleep]
trippin'.
>> ♪
>> I watched some old "Sesame
Streets" the other day.
And Bert and Ernie, I'm starting
to realize was like a gay
couple.
>> Yeah.
>> Hello, Bert.
>> 'Cause everybody was trippin'
balls, man.
That stuff was like weird.
It was like a big-ass bird and a
[bleep] mammoth that used to
walk around.
>> Shut up.
>> PUMA: And there was a [bleep]
in the garbage can that just pop
up angry all the time.
>> Hey, y'all.
>> Hi.
>> This is my girl Alexis.
>> Hi.
It's nice to meet you.
>> My girlfriend Alexis and I,
we've been dating for three
years.
And we have a beautiful
one-year-old daughter together.
>> This is Puma.
[laughs]
>> After working here for a
couple of weeks, the crew is
really starting to feel like
family.
So I think it's kind of
important that they meet my
girl.
>> [shrieking]
>> Quani don't love me enough.
>> [laughs]
>> PUMA: She can sign her love
to me.
No lie, Naeem kinda got it good
though.
You get into an argument with
your girl, you can just...close
your eyes, it's over.
Done.
>> This is cute.
I approve of all of this right
here.
>> I meet Alexis through a lot
of my athletic clients.
Initially, I can't lie, learning
how to sign was a little
difficult, because I would
always get certain things mixed
up, because one thing can also
mean another thing in sign
language.
>> Have you ever cursed by
accident?
>> Like sign curse?
>> Like you trying to say
something nice and--put it comes
off like a bad word?
>> No, no, it's pretty specific.
Like [bleep] you is [bleep] you.
[laughs]
>> Yo, tell 'em what is going on
when you all argue.
>> SASSY: You just yelling.
[laughs]
Well, you better behave
yourself, because I like her.
I'll jack you up.
>> I'll be a good boy.
>> Okay, good.
>> ♪
>> CEASER: I don't know what to
feel right now.
All I know is somebody has made
a fool out of me in my own
[bleep] shop.
And somebody's lying to me.
>> What's up?
>> I'll be honest, I don't know.
>> That [bleep] with Donna
bothers me.
>> Yeah.
>> And everything that I told
you was what I remember.
I remember telling her to get
the--get off of me.
>> Yeah.
>> And everything is an excuse.
And she don't listen.
I clearly did not want her to do
that [bleep].
She aggressively pulled me down.
And when she realized--it was 30
seconds.
When she realized that I was not
into that [bleep], she got
[bleep] up like I rejected her
ass.
So for her to sit there and say
that [bleep], that [bleep] got
me mad aggravated.
And I don't wanna deal with her.
You need to get rid of her.
>> I don't know.
I don't know what to do with
that situation.
>> I'm not at Black Ink full
time.
But since I am here, I am going
to make sure that there's no
worthless pieces of [bleep] in
here.
>> Now it's just awkward now.
I can't fire her overnight.
And personally--
>> But she ain't making no money
for the shop though.
She's just here.
>> She's supposed to be an
apprentice here and--
>> DUTCHESS: I've got a [bleep]
tattoo to do, and I don't wanna
deal with all of that.
And it ain't gonna be me that
go, so I suggest you fire Donna.
To me, it's like you
assassinated your own
opportunity.
>> The way I'm feeling right
now, Dutchess need to just get
out of my face and let me
breathe.
I gotta think.
I'll talk to you later about it.
>> ♪
>> I don't know what's going on
between you and Dutchess, but I
don't like the vibe in the shop.
You feel me?
>> These people constantly knock
me down.
It's [bleep] up and twisted.
Goodbye, yo.
>> "Where did I come from?"
I wanted to talk to my kids
about the birds and the bees.
>> Aaah!
>> Kind of a touchy subject.
>> Close the book.
>> [bleep] fingers was [bleep].
Dutchess is so full of [bleep].
>> DUTCHESS: Stop!
You're not gonna do this.
>> I'm about to black the
[bleep] out.
Are you [bleep] bugging, yo?
>> ♪
>> NAEEM: TJ?
What's good, man?
>> What's good, bro?
>> NAEEM: So today I gotta
tattoo my homeboy TJ.
And TJ, he's a new father, too.
Have a seat, bro.
Fatherhood has made me want to
be more responsible, because I
can't do all the things that I
used to do like, "I don't wanna
work today, just cancel."
Now it's like, "No, you gotta go
tat."
Definitely made me grow up some.
So what are we doing today, bro?
>> With us being fathers and
stuff now, and I wanna symbolize
that whole thing, you know?
Like it's just my first son, my
first child, you know?
And I want him to be with me
everywhere I go.
>> I got you, bro.
Don't even worry about it.
>> TJ: What you got for me?
>> What we're gonna do is an
elephant.
>> Rebirth.
>> NAEEM: Rebirth, love, and all
that stuff.
Like elephants mean a million
different things, so--
I did an elephant design,
because not
only does it represent family,
but it represents strength, too.
And I feel like that represents
TJ.
>> So you're still with the
same--
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Really digging this chick,
right?
>> She's super real like you
can't get too many chicks like
her.
You feel me, like.
>> I know it's some problems for
you.
>> There's some problems, you
know?
I'm adjusting from my old life.
In the past, I was definitely a
super player.
Like the guy who steals your
girl all the time.
>> So you're a one-woman man.
You're just strictly, strictly
that's it?
>> She like made me change my
mind, bro, like, damn.
I can't be doing her wrong.
Like she everything that I asked
for out of every chick that I
had.
I would usually have a female
that would cook good.
I would have female that would
get really good [bleep].
But she gives me all that
[bleep].
So it's like, damn, why have
five cars when I got
it all in one?
Let's get started on this tat,
bro.
>> TJ: All right.
>> ♪
>> I [bleep] up in the past.
I [bleep] plenty of girls and
told her about it, because I
don't like my--I'm starting to
see that I need to be with one
woman and work that out.
And it's a struggle like a
mother [bleep], bro.
>> ♪ I'm with it, I'm with it
♪ I'm with it
♪ Move, move
♪ My muse got me
♪ Rise above living
♪ And I pray I'm forgiven
♪ For a lifetime of sinning
♪ But the girl of my dreams
♪ Really got
♪ Surfboard, surfboard
♪ [unintelligible]
>> NAEEM: Our parents got
divorced.
Seeing that, it makes me not
want to have my daughter go
through that situation, because
I know how it affected me.
>> ♪ Find a way
♪ Find a way
♪ To be in love every day
♪ Every day
>> NAEEM: I definitely wanna
change that pattern.
I don't want my daughter to grow
up without both her parents or
having to go to her dad's house
on the weekend.
I wanna be more in her life and
more involved more than my
father was in my life.
>> ♪ Deep down inside
♪ It's a need to fight for you
♪
>> Wanna check it out in the
mirror?
>> Yeah, let's check it out.
>> ♪
>> Oh, [bleep], man.
This is [bleep] dope.
He's gonna see this forever.
>> Yeah, man.
>> From knee high to yea high,
you know?
>> Yeah.
>> TJ: You did it, dawg.
You Houdini-ed this [bleep].
[laughs]
>> ♪
>> Yo, it's really nice today,
man.
>> Every day's a good day in
Harlem.
>> WALT: What's been good with
you though, man?
>> Kathie's mad at me again--
>> What'd you do now?
>> Nothing.
That's the whole point.
I did not do--
>> So now--once--
>> I didn't do nothing at all.
She's not making the money that
she used to make at her old job,
so now she's frustrated because
she doesn't have enough money,
even though Kathie went to
school for five years.
And she decided that she wanted
to do a career, but then she was
like [bleep] that.
"I'm gonna quit my job.
I wanna be a yoga instructor."
>> She's teaching yoga?
>> Yeah, she teaches yoga now.
>> [laughing]
I can see Kathie being a yoga
instructor.
She'll start out, you know what
I mean, all peaceful and
this--[whispers] And now we're
gonna.
[yelling] Oh my God, Ray-Ray,
you don't give a [bleep] about
me!
I hate you, Ray-Ray!
I wish I wasn't your baby mama!
[whispers] And breathe out.
Interesting.
Nah, but--went away, though,
man, Denise went away.
She's working in Chicago now.
Or like Springfield now.
So it's like I got the kids like
more--
>> You're like dad time.
>> I'm like Mr. Mom now type
[bleep], bro.
Like [bleep] been crazy, man.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> I got three kids.
You know, two baby mamas.
But my oldest two, Ty and
Deidre, their mom, she just
recently took a job out of
state.
So I'm a full-time [bleep] dad
now.
Like are you serious?
It's like--I mean, don't get me
wrong.
Like I've always had a good
relationship with my kids.
But, man, let me tell you, I've
done called on Jesus a few times
already to take the wheel,
because, ooh!
But I'm happy that she left, you
know what I mean, do what she
gotta do and all that stuff.
But, man, like my daughter's
like ten now.
>> Yeah.
>> WALT: You know what I'm
saying?
So this is kinda around that
time where that whole--damn, I
can't even say, it's my
daughter.
That whole woman [bleep] start
happening with them.
That puberty [bleep].
I'm a little worried about
having this conversation with my
kids with the birds and the bees
and everything.
Because, you know, my dad wasn't
around to sit me down and talk
to me.
How do I even initiate this
conversation?
I don't even know how to start
if off.
You know, I mean, that's what's
really [bleep] me up.
Why do I have to do this crap?
Aaah, parenting!
[laughs]
If she was here like, boom, all
right, we deal with it together.
'Cause then I just coach, I just
assist.
I can't be the one setting the
plays up.
No, I can't.
What am I supposed to do?
>> Scream for help.
That's all you can do.
>> WALT: [laughs]
>> ♪
>> TED: No, you're gonna need
more than that.
>> Yeah, just eat it, Melody,
God.
>> TED: You still didn't learn
your lesson?
[bleep] talking about just eat
it, God.
>> Just eat it Melody, God.
>> TED: You're about to go to
jail.
>> [laughs]
>> Right.
>> Girl, you're gonna go to jail
for [bleep] [bleep].
You're gonna be everyone's
favorite inmate.
>> Right.
What you in for?
[bleep].
>> "Orange is the new black--
Black Ink edition."
"Orange is the new Black Ink."
Bam!
>> [laughing]
>> [laughs]
>> DONNA: That's so funny.
But anyways, moving on.
>> I thought about it, yo.
I don't like how this [bleep] is
right now.
I don't like the vibe in the
shop.
We gotta make money.
So...I don't know what's going
on between you and Dutchess, but
you all mother [bleep] went on
the wrong path.
Both of you all.
Right now, what I'm gonna do
with you is...you're just gonna
have to get your portfolio
together, you feel me?
Instead of, you know, some
childish [bleep], just get your
portfolio.
Just go work on your portfolio
today.
All right?
It ain't like I'm kicking out of
the shop, I'm just saying, you
need to work on you.
>> Usually I feel like he
probably would have like yelled
at me and like told me to get
out.
But this was like an "I'm just
"asking you to leave for
a couple of days."
So it's kind of different.
I feel like our vibes are
different.
>> And as far as some like
teaching and apprenticeship, I
think you're beyond that
[bleep].
You've been doing this [bleep]
too [bleep] long.
>> I agree.
>> And I don't think the shop
should be feeling like this.
>> I agree.
I agree totally.
I didn't--
>> CEASER: So, go work on your
portfolio.
And go holler at me when your
portfolio's done, all right?
I'm not cosigning Dutchess
firing Donna right now.
I gotta let everything cool down
before I make any type of
decision.
Really, I just need to find out
what the hell's going on.
>> Bye, y'all.
I hope you all be successful in
all the tattoos you all do
today.
>> ♪
>> It's like musical chairs up
in here.
>> These people constantly knock
me down.
But I really, really want to
prove myself to them.
I'm actually about to be like...
>> Wow. [laughs]
>> I'm out.
>> ♪
>> Hey.
>> Hey, boo.
>> Dutchess!
>> Hey, my baby!
>> [indistinct chatter]
>> How have you been?
>> DUTCHESS: Good.
How are you?
So let me introduce.
This my home girl Yaya.
>> What up, girl?
>> She's coming to get tattooed
today.
Yaya's somebody I've known for a
while since I've been in New
York.
She does music, and she does a
lot of tattoo modeling.
So it's really dope that I get
to add to her canvas.
Shout out to Dutchess.
>> Yaya, could you come back
this way, please?
>> Yes, sir.
Why?
>> As a matter of fact, I got an
even better idea.
>> Are you being a gentleman?
Oh.
>> Get the "ThermaFlu."
>> What are you mixed with?
>> Cambodian, Chinese,
Malaysian, and Black.
>> Uh.
>> Damn, girl.
>> I know, what was they
thinking, right?
>> I love you.
>> YAYA: You love me?
>> TED: Yeah, I love you.
>> Do you know me to love me?
>> Yeah, absolutely.
We just met.
We just had a whole--I just
figured--I love you.
>> YAYA: [laughs]
>> Oh Lord.
>> Let me get on the computer.
>> DUTCHESS: Yeah.
Ain't there some work that needs
to be done?
This is a client, Mr. Manager.
If Ted is gonna keep running
this business with his [bleep],
I'm gonna love to see how far he
gonna go.
>> How's everything in here?
>> Uh.
You already know how they are.
We'll talk when we get back in
our...backroom so I can give you
some reality, honey.
This your money rose right here.
We're gonna do the "cash on
delivery" right here across the
bottom.
>> Yeah.
>> In fact, I'm excited to do
your tattoo.
Let's get it going.
>> YAYA: Thank you.
>> DUTCHESS: Yaya's coming in to
get a money rose.
To me, it's a symbol of women's
empowerment.
Because we're still soft, and
we're still, you know, feminine
like a rose.
But we [bleep] bosses and grind
hard for this mother [bleep]
money.
I'm glad you came in today,
because it was a lot of
headaches and distractions and
things will definitely try to
take you out of your focus.
That's why I've just been
surrounding myself with
business.
>> Exactly.
>> All of the drama and bull
[bleep] that's at Black Ink,
that's the exact [bleep] that
I'm trying to get away from.
This is why I have to have
Pretty In Ink.
This is why my business has to
be mine and has to succeed.
So what make you want to get the
tattoo?
>> Girl, you know I love money
and these roses.
>> And money is important.
>> Yes, you know, bust this
grind out and try to make the
best of it.
Every tattoo I do is money in my
pocket.
It's getting me closer and
closer to having Pretty In Ink
open.
When you see Pretty In Ink,
you'll see it's definitely
something that is worthy of my
time and my attention.
This is about me, and me having
a sense of accomplishment.
And me being able to feel like I
can do everything that I want to
do.
Well, Miss Lady, let's get this
tat poppin'.
>> ♪ We are
♪ Just one choice away
♪ From everything that we want
♪ In this life, yeah
>> In a few weeks, my dream shop
is going to be open to the
public.
I'm ready to be embarking on my
new venture.
>> ♪ Yo, this ain't a game
♪ This is real life
♪ It's what you make of it
♪ I don't know about you
♪ But I'm gonna
♪ Make steak of it
>> Nothing, no one is gonna get
in my way.
My business is going to come off
of the ground with or without
anybody's [bleep] support.
I gotta do what I gotta do.
And that's the only thing that
I'm focused on right now.
>> ♪ We are
♪ Living on the edge
♪ Of greatness
♪ How 'bout it
♪ Escape the matrix
♪ Can you taste it
♪ You can be weightless
♪ Without a spaceship, yeah ♪
>> Looks like we're done, my G.
>> YAYA: [gasps] Oh my God.
Yes, boo.
Yes.
>> I'm glad you like it.
>> This is crazy.
I love it.
It's so hype with this logo on.
One down, a thousand more to go.
>> Thousand more to go.
Gotta fill up this skin.
>> ♪
>> [doorbell rings]
>> [giggles]
>> What's up?
>> Hey.
>> What's good?
>> It's so nice to see you.
>> Word.
How you been?
>> Uh, I'm all right.
Yes, Naeem is my boy.
Even though he's at Puma's shop,
me and him have been
friends for a minute.
Um, when Ceaser closed the shop,
I went to work with Naeem for a
month at his old tattoo shop
Inktastic in Brooklyn.
Since I first met Naeem, he's
been encouraging and supportive
of the movement I'm trying to
do.
And he's an amazing [bleep]
artist.
>> What you over here working
on?
>> I don't know, just drawing.
Starting over on a new
sketchbook.
>> Yeah, that's always a good
feeling.
I just started this one, too.
Some nudes.
>> I like some ladies.
>> Yeah, you know?
>> That's cool.
[bleep] drawing flowers and
[bleep].
Naeem is somebody that I look up
to as like a big brother.
And he's never tried to make
feel wrong for like my emotions
or like--he's never judged me on
anything.
>> What's good though?
What's wrong?
>> I don't know.
This struggle is just too real
over there.
>> Like what you mean?
>> So Dutchess was supposed to
be mentoring me and--
>> How is that going like--tell
me like--
>> I've seen this girl like two
times.
>> She's like the worst mentor.
>> DONNA: And not only is
Dutchess a terrible mentor, but
we got into it, because this
bitch tried to lie and say
that...while we was in Miami, I
mouth raped her.
Wait, wait, wait.
Now, first of all, you know me.
>> How you mouth rape somebody?
I've never heard of that.
>> Like seriously--
>> She's always coming up with
these new words.
>> DONNA: Got these new words,
bitch.
I'm like, first of all, [bleep]
[bleep] I touched her in Miami,
but not [bleep].
I was like--
>> Hold on, hold on, you did
what?
You did what?
[bleep] stop playing with me.
>> And like I don't care.
I wasn't gonna go like run and
tell Ceaser.
>> Exactly.
>> [laughs]
>> But she like made it hot and
lied on me, so then--
>> You had to bring it up?
>> DONNA: Yeah.
>> That's kind of her fault
though.
>> Yes.
And so then Dutchess hit me with
the, "Get out of my man's shop."
That's all you can do.
And I'm not leaving until Ceaser
ask me to leave.
So Ceaser sent me away for a
couple of days.
>> [unintelligible]
>> [laughs] And I'm actually
about to use them to like build
this portfolio and [bleep] on
them.
I want to build a kickass
portfolio just to prove to
Dutchess and Ceaser and
everybody else that I am a
well-rounded artist and that I
actually can do the [bleep] that
they think I can't.
It's annoying because I had like
all these high hopes about Black
Ink like prior to coming here.
And the only thing that gets
recognized is like...who I had
sex with it.
It's like these people
constantly knock me down.
And it's like [bleep] up and
twisted, but I really, really,
really, really, really want to
prove myself to them.
>> Definitely, you have what it
takes.
>> Say that again.
Louder.
Say it louder.
>> You definitely have what it
takes, that's a fact.
It needs like patience, that's
it.
But you got the concepts,
everything down.
You can just look at it and draw
it.
Like that's a gift.
Right now, just take your time
with this, bust out each piece
and stay committed.
>> Yeah, like I just want like,
once and for all, just get a
bomb-ass portfolio together, go
over there, and just like sock
it to 'em.
And then be like...
I'm out.
>> [laughs]
>> To hear that she could
possibly be cheating.
That's [bleep] disrespectful.
>> I gotta find out if she's
lying to me.
>> ♪
♪ The man is back
♪
>> WALT: How was school today?
>> Good.
>> Yeah?
>> Yes.
>> Mm-hmm.
Doing that good ol' homework.
That's what's up.
I got my kids with me today.
I wanted to talk to them about,
you know, puberty, the birds and
the bees and stuff like that.
I never really had to do this
before.
You know I'm still learning this
whole dad role.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is kind of a touchy
subject, you know?
I'm happy you're here, because I
need to talk to you guys about
some things.
Um, DJ, remember when you asked
me...
"Daddy, what's puberty?
Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh."
Remember?
>> Yes.
>> You know, I found like this
cool little book to talk to you
guys about it.
I think it's dope.
>> "Where Did I Come From?"
Move over.
>> Uh.
>> It's good stuff, look.
You know this is good, look.
Facts of life without any
nonsense.
You know what I mean?
You guys--you know?
Babies and you were formed from
male and the female, when they
get together and--
>> La, la, la, la, la, la.
>> [laughing]
>> What happened?
La, la, la, la, la, la.
>> TMI.
>> But you gotta learn about it.
Look, it's cool, look.
I mean, there's all kinds of
different crazy ways--
>> Aaah!
>> [laughs]
>> Oh, no, no, no!
>> So inappropriate.
>> [laughs]
>> Close the book.
>> They just got all
embarrassed.
They want to start covering
their faces like, "Oh, my God,
ah!"
>> Change the page now.
>> Wha!
Wow!
>> Oh my God.
>> Change it.
Change it to a good part.
>> Change it to a--
>> What you all doing?
>> I'm trying to talk to them
about the birds and the bees.
I found this book online.
>> It's inappropriate.
>> WALT: Dr. Spock--
>> Oh, whoa.
>> [laughing]
>> I told you!
>> There's a penis in here!
>> [laughing]
>> And a hairy vagina.
What the [bleep] is Walt showing
his kids?
I understand trying to be a
positive dad, but looking at
this [bleep] [bleep], you're
wildin' out.
These [bleep] are gonna become
monks and priests.
You're buggin'.
>> Hey, what you want me to do?
>> They're laughing at you.
You're old right now.
Let me tell you guys.
I'm gonna teach you all about
the birds and the bees, right?
>> Ceaser, no, no, no, no.
Don't say nothing stupid, Cease,
please don't.
>> What?
>> Don't listen to him.
No!
No, no, Cease, abort, abort,
abort.
>> No, I'm gonna tell you right
now.
The birds and the bees are a
bunch of bull.
You all don't listen about the
birds and the bees, all right?
This is how it go.
You do anything wrong, your
daddy gonna kill you.
So you can't have sex until
you're 40.
>> [laughs]
>> And you can't have sex until
you're...like 18 or something
like that.
You know what I mean?
It's different for boys, you
know what I mean?
You don't need to have that.
You know what I mean?
All the ratchet girls, you know,
they do that.
But you, you stay good.
Now, men now, you know
sometimes, you know, you gotta
do what you gotta do.
>> [laughs]
>> Just don't bring no babies
home.
>> WALT: Exactly.
Oh man, now that that's over,
like, I actually gotta start
thinking about some dating
[bleep] like that.
Like oh, man.
>> Great job, I'm outta here.
You're doing a great job messing
your kids up.
>> When are you supposed to have
sex? At what age?
>> Forty.
>> Bam, see, she remembers.
She even took your advice.
Forty years old.
>> That's what I'm talking
about. You go, girl.
>> [unintelligible] bro.
>> You're crazy, Walt.
>> Thanks for the talk, Cease.
>> CEASER: Yeah, you better burn
that book before the cops arrest
you.
>> [laughs]
>> ♪
>> [indistinct chatter]
>> [bleep] You Bane?
>> That's what I'm going for.
I'm trying to take off
[unintelligible].
>> My fault I got here late.
>> I figured you was, that's why
I started working out without
you, but you can
catch up though.
>> All right, I don't know about
catching up, but I'll do a
couple of sets.
>> I'm on 6, 15, 15, 15.
I told Cease to meet me at the
gym because I need to figure out
what's going on in the shop.
All that [bleep] that Donna and
Dutchess went through the other
day, all these accusations
Donna's coming up with, I need
to know how he feels about all
this stuff.
Now the real reason I brought
you to the gym, [bleep] at the
shop the other day, man.
>> ♪
>> Yeah, [bleep] kinda crazy.
>> You know, I try to stay out
you all relationship [bleep].
But to hear she took off her
ring in Miami, that she could
possibly be cheating, I know
that [bleep] can break you.
If Cease was to find out that
Dutchess was cheating on him, I
don't think Cease would be the
same.
Like you invested so much time
in this woman, you put your
everything into her.
[bleep] you even stopped
speaking to me at some point for
this lady.
So to find out she was doing the
bull [bleep] to you the whole
time, it's gonna be a slap in
the face to you.
I don't like that rumor, bro.
>> I don't like it neither--
>> Definitely it's a game
changer.
Like that's in the shop.
That's the type of rumor that
keeps you up late nights.
That's the type of rumor that's
gonna make you look at [bleep]
different when he's working now.
That's the type of rumor that
will make you fire O [bleep]
faster now.
That's [bleep] disrespectful.
You know what I'm saying?
>> If Dutchess and [bleep] ever
had sex and I didn't know about
it, and I found out now, it'd be
over.
What the [bleep] I look like
being igloo brother with [bleep]
with my fiancée?
Was--what--what do you think I
should I do?
>> This is my thing.
You plan on being with her for
the rest of your life, bro, you
need to figure out all this
[bleep] now.
'Cause you would hate to walk
down the aisle--
>> Gotta get to the bottom of
this [bleep], or else these
questions are gonna eat at me
forever.
This is my [bleep] fiancée we're
talking about.
I gotta find out if she's lying
to me.
Yeah.
>> Tell me what will fix this
for you?
>> Nothing.
>> Cease--
>> Nothing will fix it.
>> ♪
>> I need to talk to Dutchess
today, because this whole Miami
trip got me [bleep] up in the
head.
There's a lot of things that
Donna said that's troubling me
right now.
From Dutchess taking off her
ring to her hooking up with
Donna to that whole O [bleep]
rumor.
I need clarity.
I don't need to be sitting here
thinking about what my fiancée
might or might be doing behind
my [bleep] back.
>> Hey, babe.
>> What's up?
I need to know right now before
we go any further.
I need to talk to you about
something.
Donna said some [bleep] about
you.
And I don't know how to take
that [bleep].
>> You know good and damn well--
>> Well, that [bleep] need to be
addressed.
>> Baby, what can I do about
everybody spreading a rumor?
>> If there's a rumor going
around that I [bleep] Donna, you
want that [bleep] right then and
there.
>> What have I not done to
address that?
>> Dutch...it ain't been
addressed.
Dutchess is so full of [bleep]
right now.
Not once did she sit here and
talk about that fight she had
with Donna or any of these other
[bleep] rumors.
But if she had heard something
about me with Donna or Sky,
she'll hook me up to a mother
[bleep] lie detector and
wouldn't stop until [bleep] head
blows.
>> Our relationship should be
way further than that.
>> Dutch...how can I trust you
with this, and everybody else
version of what happen in Miami
is so much different than yours?
>> Well, babe, I was as honest
as I can remember, baby?
>> You told me she attempted.
>> Baby, I remember--
>> You said you woke up, she was
between your legs, you pushed
her off.
>> And that's what I remember.
>> And then the story is you
standing there, they [bleep],
they pulled you down, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
You didn't like it after a
while, and you got up.
That's the not the story you
told.
>> That's not that the story I
know.
>> I don't know how I would
feel, Cease?
>> Right.
You're gonna sit here and lie to
me talking about, "Oh, I don't
know--"
>> I said I don't know how I
would feel.
>> Get the [bleep] out of here!
You went crazy over a [bleep]
photoshoot, yo!
I can't believe the lies that's
coming out this girl mouth right
now.
>> I don't know how I would
react.
>> Is this for real?
You wanted to break up with me
because I put my hands on Sofia
the Body during a photoshoot and
nothing happen.
How can you sit here and just
like, "Uh, uh, whatever"?
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> I don't know what to [bleep]
do.
I feel disgusted about this
[bleep], Cease.
>> Don't do nothing.
>> I got drunk around people
that I thought I was safe
around!
They sit there and call me
Debbie Downer!
"You don't never have fun.
"You always acting like
everybody's mama."
This is what they said to me, so
that's the only reason why I
felt safe enough to enjoy myself
and have drinks!
If I'd know that I'm around
mother [bleep] really is out
here plotting...I'd never
[bleep] took no [bleep] drink.
>> Dutch...honestly, you're
never going to fess up for your
responsibility.
Yo, Dutch.
Since I knew Dutchess, she has
never, ever admit to any of her
[bleep].
It's always been somebody else
fault.
I'm tired of this [bleep].
You use wise scapegoats.
First, I'm--[bleep] I can't
trust.
>> That's not no scapegoat.
>> I thought I could get drunk--
>> That's explaining to you why
I felt so comfortable.
>> Dutch, that is a scapegoat.
It ain't like they jumped you or
something like that.
You're talking about they got
you drunk just to plot on you?
Like are you [bleep] serious?
You basically [bleep] [bleep].
I didn't [bleep] nobody.
I didn't accidently have my
[bleep] in somebody's [bleep]
[bleep].
>> I didn't touch her.
>> Oh but your [bleep]
accidently dropped in her
[bleep]?
>> She [bleep] [bleep] pulled me
down.
>> Yo, you [bleep] right now!
>> I don't really remember.
>> [bleep] [bleep].
What are you talking about?
That bitch fingered your [bleep]
[bleep] [bleep].
What are you talking about?
Dutchess can't sit there and
admit that she did anything
wrong or even sit there and say
sorry.
Got me to the point that I'm
about to black the [bleep] out,
yo.
>> Are you [bleep] buggin', yo?
Are you [bleep] buggin' to me?
>> ♪
>> I don't really remember.
>> [bleep] [bleep].
What are you talking about?
That [bleep] fingers was
[bleep].
Dutchess can't sit there and
admit that she did anything
wrong or even sit there and say
sorry.
Got me to the point that I'm
about to black the [bleep] out,
yo.
Are you [bleep] buggin', yo?
Are you [bleep] buggin' to me?
And then you took off your
[bleep] ring in Miami.
How am I not gonna be mad?
And I have to hear it from my
[bleep] employees...that your
woman don't really take you
serious.
Dutchess taking off her ring is
so disrespectful to me, because
for one simple fact, I have
never ever, ever, ever wanted to
get married.
>> I care about how you feel,
because I love you.
>> --is your second reaction.
>> First reaction--
>> Your first reaction was to
take this [bleep] [bleep] off
and go to Miami and go shake
your ass.
And then the one person I decide
I want to get to married to and
spend the rest of my mother
[bleep] life with, and actually
give them my heart, decides
that, when they go to Miami,
they want to take their ring
off.
Tell me how solid is our love
really?
>> I [bleep] up.
Stop!
You're not [bleep] gonna do
that.
>> The only reason you feel
[bleep] right now is because I'm
pissed.
That's the only reason.
Before, it was like, "Oh, I
didn't mean to, uh, uh, uh."
You wanna go out with your
girlfriends, do what you want,
let [bleep] [bleep].
Go ahead, have a ball, yo.
>> All I wanna do is be in a
relationship with my fiancé.
>> Dutch--
>> And get my business together
so that we can plan this
wedding.
>> Wedding?
Oh you want to plan a wedding
now?
Right.
>> Baby, I'm sorry.
Me taking my ring off was
stupid.
But that's the only way that I
thought I could hurt you.
>> Whatever, Dutch.
>> But now that I feel hurt, you
tell me, what should I do to
hurt you?
>> Why do we gotta keep being
tic for tack?
I'm wrong for trying to be that
way, 'cause it didn't hurt you.
It hurt me.
>> Answer my question.
>> I didn't accomplish nothing
by it.
>> Oh, you accomplished a lot.
>> I didn't accomplish anything
by it.
>> You showed me how watered
down this relationship is.
>> Cease, this relationship is
not watered down.
But that's the only thing that I
knew that would hurt you.
>> You don't ever have to worry
about hurting me again.
>> Cease, stop.
>> You did enough.
>> 'Cause I--honestly, I feel
terrible.
And I'm asking you to forgive me
for that, because I have forgave
you time and time again for
things, too.
But you have to let the
situation come to a close,
because what are we going to do?
Dwell on what?
Let's close it.
>> ♪
>> Tell me what will fix it for
you?
>> Nothing.
>> Cease--
>> Nothing will fix it.
>> ♪
>> CEASER: Tel me the truth, did
you [bleep] Dutchess or not, yo?
Me and [bleep] are like
brothers.
But if I find out this is true,
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
>> I said I'm not paying to take
care of you!
That's exactly what I said.
>> [bleep] say nothing, bitch!
>> Throw pillows there.
>> [indistinct yelling]
>> I'm tired of getting mad
emotional, having all of my
[bleep] [bleep] up.
I don't know what the [bleep] is
going on with Cease, but I can't
afford for another day to sit
around and cry.
>> [siren wails]
>> Puma, why are there cops
here?
What's up?
>> PUMA: Somebody tried to shoot
at me.
>> ♪
>> What the [bleep], bro?