- TATU BABY: Welcome to Miami.
- The famous Tatu Baby.
- Famous Ceaser.
- She's muy caliente.
- So this is where the magic happens.
- D-a-a-amn.
Yo, your boy still got it, yo.
- SKY: We really in the woods.
Aaahooo!
- Black people don't go [bleep] camping, Ceaser.
- No, this is prison.
- The team with the fastest time to the top wins.
- ALL: [cheering]
- [bleep] my sister and got her pregnant,
and she killed that baby.
- Without me seeing some proof, it--it means nothing.
Maybe I made a decision mad quick.
I just love him.
- I haven't heard from Nikki.
I hope she's okay.
I'm really worried about this woman, because
she went to a foreign country to get a surgery.
- Listen, she had a husband two years ago
and was seven months pregnant.
- The [bleep] ain't true.
Why the [bleep] are you even Googling my wife?
- Hi, guys.
- CEASER: I'm hoping that Sky will work out her differences
with Tiffany like a professional, sane adult.
- SKY: I'm gonna beat you up.
That's word to my kids.
- TIFFANY: Alright.
- [indistinct yelling]
- These people are rabid animals,
and I'm [bleep] done. I'm done.
- I gotta sit here and try to [bleep] tame adults.
I'm your boss. I'm not no [bleep] babysitter.
As of right now...
113th is closed.
- ♪
- ♪ Miles away, miles away
♪
♪ Uh, any day could be your doomsday ♪
♪ Dropping bombs like we trying to get an oom day ♪
♪ Too Ls in my mouth, call me Cool J ♪
♪ Getting high to forget last Tuesday ♪
♪♪
- What the [bleep] is this [bleep]?
- Yo, what's good? You ain't got the key?
- TED: You see what it say?
"Shop for rent"?
- Get the [bleep] out of here.
[bleep] this some [bleep].
- WALT: Cease, you're really gonna close down the shop?
[bleep] stupid, Cease.
You don't build an empire by closing down things.
That's not how it works.
- DONNA: What the [bleep] is this?
- RICHARD: We're all fired is what it is.
[bleep] is fired. Donna's fired.
Walt is fired.
- WALT: Look likes everybody's [bleep] fired.
- DONNA: It's like I cannot catch a break.
The minute I get rehired back at Black Ink,
Ceaser wants to close the shop.
Like [bleep].
I don't wanna move back in with Sky.
Although I do miss her fried Twinkies.
- SKY: Yo, yo!
Why you all out here? What's up?
- You see what's number there.
- What? Oh, alright.
So he's serious?
- TED: Yeah, he's serious.
He take us everybody away to the retreat,
and we see what happened at the retreat.
Especially you, Sky.
- If this had anything to do with me,
I wanna talk to him, because that's whack.
I get it.
When mother [bleep] [bleep] up, you gotta show 'em.
But like with this bitch Tiffany walking in at the camp
and doing all that extra [bleep],
mother [bleep] talk about your kids.
It's Ceaser's fault that she was even there.
Like what am I supposed to do?
- RICHARD: Yo, we gotta talk to Cease.
- The one thing I know I'm not doing,
I'm not gonna ask him for this shop back.
Y'all [bleep] this up, not me.
Y'all gotta figure something out.
Me, I'm good.
I got a key to 125th Street.
I didn't do [bleep] this time.
So it's their mess to clean up.
Cease is my family.
So while I don't know what Cease's plan is,
I definitely know I got a part in it.
I don't know if everybody's welcome up there.
I'm gonna go this way though.
- All you do is walk off, bro.
That's--it's--it's overwhelming.
"I got the keys to 125th.
I don't know what you all are gonna do."
What the [bleep] is that supposed to mean?
We're supposed to be a team,
but you're never a part of what we doing.
Teddy think he better than everybody else
because him and Ceaser are family.
[bleep] that.
- WALT: Yo, where the [bleep] are you going?
[bleep] him, man.
- ♪
♪ I know I make it look easy
- ♪ Young, wild and out of control ♪
♪ They say I'm angry, but understand yo ♪
♪ We don't talk a lot now, we go toe to toe ♪
♪ I gave 'em my heart, but now they want my soul ♪♪
- KITTY: Tell me what you drink now.
You're not drinking Hennessey. What you drinking now?
- Rosé. - Rosé--ew.
Rosé is disgusting. - I like rosé.
I don't know why people don't like rosé.
- KITTY: Because it's nasty.
It taste like...water that you done dropped
a whole bunch of nickels into.
- I like water.
- ♪
- [bleep] she talking about nickels.
This [bleep] taste sweeter than [bleep].
- ♪
- Rosé-- for classy mother [bleep].
- Anyway...did you really close down 113?
- ♪
- CEASER: At this point in my life,
I'm on a whole new chapter.
See, I'm not putting up with no more bull [bleep].
Especially when mother [bleep] bugging the [bleep] out.
After the Miami trip with Tatu Baby, it got me thinking.
My life is better without all that drama.
I'm on a whole new chapter.
I'm done with Dutchess.
And I'm done with 113th.
I made a promise to myself.
The empire I'm building includes no drama.
Which means if I have to close the shop, [bleep] I will.
Reality sets in sooner or later.
And then you have understand that...
maybe you're sharing your dream with the wrong people.
Or maybe these people can't fulfill your dreams.
But at the end of the day...
something gotta give.
- KITTY: I get that 113th is a little ratchet-fied.
But you know what?
One thirteenth has kinda grown on me.
I feel like they're good people.
And to be honest, we don't have an empire
with just one single, solidarity shop.
So I am questioning Ceaser's decision.
- CEASER: It's a new era.
- If you say so.
- CEASER: You know what? Go that way.
- [laughs] Hi.
- Hi, girl. How are you?
- I'm fine. And yourself?
- Kit. - Hi, nice to meet you.
- My client that's coming in today, all you fellas will know.
If you don't recognize her face, definitely recognize that ass.
It's the porn star Cherokee D.
- CHEROKEE D: Hello, Ceaser.
- Hey, what's up with you?
- Fine. What's up with you?
- I've always been a big fan of Cherokee's work.
So...I'm looking forward to giving her some ink.
What you trying to get?
- Well, I want, um, a name--Kuame.
And then maybe you could put like some hearts
or do something kinda--I guess be creative and do you.
- What's that? Your son?
- Uh, no, it's somebody who's been in my life from--you know,
from the beginning.
- Your man?
You know that's kinda bad luck, right?
- [laughs]
- CEASER: Listen, this is a permanent tattoo
that's with you for the rest of your life
until I cover it next year, right?
- CHEROKEE D: [laughs]
- Are you sure that you wanna do this?
- Yes.
- Alright, okay.
I said it, you heard it. - WOMAN: Yep.
- Alright.
- ♪
♪ I ain't slept in months
♪ Got a lots that's on my mind
♪ About to take the ride of my life, a lot up on the line ♪
♪ Life got its moments
♪ Some of 'em define you
♪ Like losing the love of your life to try to find you ♪
- These last few weeks, I learned a valuable lesson.
What loyalty is.
- ♪ It's cutthroat
♪ I ain't never been the type
♪ But if you carry deadweight
♪ It's hard to get your money right ♪
- Loyalty is having your friend's back.
Loyalty is wanting to see your friend succeed.
Loyalty is not getting caught up in the bull [bleep].
Loyalty is not fighting with other employees.
And loyalty is definitely not mother [bleep]
listening to some other [bleep] over your man.
- ♪ It's like my best moves hurt the ones close to me ♪
♪ They be asking when the hell did money mean the most to me ♪
♪ Since I got a taste, and I left the comfort zone ♪
♪ Now it's either money
♪ Or blowing up everything we've grown ♪
- CEASER: Sometimes, you gotta cut ties
with people that you love the most,
because they're hurting you more than helping you.
One thirteenth was supposed to be
my permanent mark in New York.
But for my empire to succeed,
it look like I gotta do a cover-up and start fresh.
- ♪ I just tell it like it is and they be feeling a way ♪
♪ They say I'm tripping, I say I'm finally feeling awake ♪♪
- CEASER: Think you're done.
Let's check it out in the mirror.
- ♪
- CHEROKEE D: Oh, wow, I like it.
Thank you, Ceaser.
Yes, yes, yes.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: Take me to Harlem.
Originally, I booked my ticket to New York because I thought
maybe me and Cease could get back together.
We can sit down, talk, like really work out our issues.
But I was dead-ass [bleep] wrong,
because this [bleep] didn't give two [bleep] about me.
'Cause it only took him seven days to move the [bleep] on.
- I don't know if you've seen this one, but...
Cease has a new boo in Miami.
- DUTCHESS: Are you [bleep] kidding me?
- BEBE: Moving on pretty fast, didn't he?
- DUTCHESS: Damn that [bleep] played me for a fool.
And my dumb ass was really thinking about
taking this [bleep] back?
So now, I really just wanna get my [bleep]
and get the [bleep] out of here.
We 'bout to go get my [bleep] out of this house.
- BEBE: You have a lot of stuff?
- I wanna get like majority of the clothes and stuff.
That furniture and [bleep], if he wanna take it,
he can take it.
- BEBE: Are you sure you don't wanna talk to him?
- DUTCHESS: No.
It's not how this works.
He's been living his life, doing what he want to.
So that's what he's been doing.
It's no point for me to be sitting here
chasing his [bleep] down to talk to him about some [bleep]
that I already seen how he feel about [bleep].
He doing what he want to.
It's definitely time for Dutchess to move on.
How the [bleep] can I go back to wanting to be with him
and seeing his true colors right now?
Now, I'm taking matters into my own [bleep] hands
so that I can have a happy and peaceful life.
I've been living in hell for five years
all because I loved this one man.
I thought I was [bleep] with a boss.
I didn't know I was [bleep] with a bitch.
- I just hope he don't show up.
- How are we gonna pay our bill?
- I think Ceaser's lost his [bleep] mind.
I got money to make, okay?
I have a baby to feed. [bleep] you.
- If I can't take it, [bleep] it can stay.
He can throw that [bleep] away.
I'm gonna find out if he was cheating on me.
If there's any evidence of [bleep],
it's gonna be on his computer.
Oh my God.
Look, pussy pics.
- You don't do nothing! You don't do [bleep]!
And it's annoying! And it makes me--
- TED: You're the only one that's mad!
- [bleep] you!
- You're the only one that's mad!
- SKY: I don't give a fuck!
- ♪
- [phone ringing]
- Hey, beautiful.
- Hey.
- How're you doing? - TATU BABY: What's up?
- Nothing. - TATU BABY: Good. You?
- I'm cold.
- Looking very handsomely cold.
- Mm.
Yeah, I might have to come out there, man.
It's hot, and they got you out there.
I'm really feeling this drama-free life.
And that includes a little hot tamale in Miami
named Tatu Baby.
- We had a lot of fun when you were out here.
- Yeah. You got me missing doing salsa dances and whatnot.
You gotta teach me some sexy words in Spanish.
- Me llamo Cesar.
My name is Ceaser.
- Me llamo Cesar.
- There you go.
- Hey, say my name again.
- Me llamo Cesar.
- CEASER: [with accent] Ceaser.
That sound sexy when you say it.
- [with accent] Ceaser.
I think I'm gonna say it like that.
It makes me sound important.
Like I'm a president or something important.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- Talking to Tatu Baby just seems so natural and easy.
Plus, it doesn't hurt she's beautiful as [bleep].
I might have to come see you, uh, sooner than later.
- ♪
- I'm just trying to find the fastest way for me to be
chilling on the beach with Tatu Baby right by my side
in a hot bikini sipping some rosé.
Mm.
Thank you for renaming me.
- Alright.
- CEASER: Whoop that ass.
- ♪
- [indistinct chatter]
- DONNA: I seen this girl's jacket.
It said, "May your breasts be as high as mountains
and your pussy be an uncharted jungle."
- SKY: Oooh.
Where you got that from?
- That was on some [bleep] jacket.
- Yo, my vagina is an uncharted jungle.
- [laughs]
- BOTH: Hey!
- SKY: Hi.
Since we can't hang out on 113th to day drink,
we're meeting up to play pool to day drink.
And one of us needs to come up with something to try
to get the shop open and figure it out fast.
- MELODY: Where the [bleep] is Ted?
- SKY: Man, [bleep] Teddy.
The real question is what do you think that the plan is?
What do you all think this [bleep] gonna do next like--
- I think Ceaser's lost his [bleep] mind.
What the [bleep]?
Does he really think 125th is gonna replace 113th?
- I don't think so.
Are you alright?
- [bleep] don't even know that that shop is there on 125th.
- Like no one thinks of Black Ink and 125th.
No, they think of 113th.
- One thirteen.
- Yo, 113th is the original.
You're just gonna throw it away. Why?
'Cause Sky beat up some like C-minus tattooing bitch?
No, [bleep]. I got money to make, okay?
I have a baby to feed.
[bleep] you.
- How we gonna pay our bill?
What the [bleep]?
I'm a single woman.
I got bills to pay.
I didn't come here all the way from Korea
to be a broke-ass bitch.
- I don't what the [bleep] is going on with Ceaser.
But we need to really like do something
so he knows that we can be united with one another.
I feel bad, because I'm playing a part in everybody
getting food taken out of their mouth
because Ceaser closed the shop
because I had a fight with a bum.
So I gotta fix this.
I gotta fix this.
- That [bleep] needs his family right now,
regardless of what he thinks he need.
- That mother [bleep] just needs a hug, yo.
- BOTH: [laughing]
- I have this great idea.
Why don't we get Ceaser a puppy?
- ♪
- Who doesn't love puppies?
- I like that, I like that!
High-five!
- Puppies are so cute.
[growls]
How can you say no to opening back up the shop
if we give him a puppy?
- DONNA: Bae's so cute. I love you.
- Puppies are magic.
- At the end of the day, after like--it's all gonna work out,
but I don't know how.
- ♪
- [phone ringing]
- Hi, I was actually calling to see if I could book
an appointment with Cease for today.
- WOMAN: He's finishing up his final tattoo of the day,
and not taking anyone else tonight.
But if you want,
you can try to book with him for later this week.
- Okay, thank you.
Alright, he's not home.
That's a good thing.
We still don't know how much time we have.
- I wanna get [bleep] in and out, [bleep].
I'm not playing.
Me and BeBe, we're on a 007 mission.
We breaking in my own house to get the rest of my [bleep].
And I do not want Cease knowing I am anywhere in this area code.
Alright, let's get this [bleep] over with.
- ♪
- We got a little window to get this [bleep],
get the [bleep] out of here.
And that's the only thing we need to be thinking about.
Boom, boom, boom, go.
Take whatever's in the bedroom and my closet.
Anything that you can just pull.
If I can't take it, [bleep] it, it can stay.
He can throw that [bleep] away.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: BeBe, I wonder how long he been with this woman.
After seeing how easy it is for Cease to just move on
and be [bleep] Tatu Baby, it's making me feel like,
"What the [bleep], brah?
Was you doing this [bleep] while we was together?"
- ♪
- BEBE: Dutch, what are you doing?
- DUTCHESS: I'm gonna find out if he was cheating on me.
If there's any evidence of [bleep],
it's gonna be on this computer.
- Dutch, are you sure this is where you're at?
- BeBe, I can't keep looking like a fool
for the expense of my [bleep] happiness.
Like my [bleep], he got too much bull [bleep]
he done put me through.
And I sat here and took this [bleep].
[bleep] it's not fair, and it's not happening no more.
[bleep] [bleep] all for him to be ungrateful
and treat me like [bleep].
Oh my God.
Pussy pics.
- ♪
- BEBE: 214.
That's not Miami.
That can't be Tatu Baby.
Where he be--he took screenshots?
- Yeah.
What you taking screenshots when you're an engaged man?
You wanna be married to me,
but you still [bleep] thought ass bitches like this.
How you wanna be my [bleep]?
Keep going. Let's go to another one.
What about her little Darth Vader dark-ass pussy?
"We getting up tonight?
"Yes, we can.
"We're headed back to the room to get dressed,
"but we're staying at AC though.
"Damn, you're all the way in AC?
"My [bleep] you don't need no [bleep] like me.
"Or should I come out there?
"We're cool both ways, or we could meet.
Let's meet up. What time will you be ready?"
November [bleep] 2015
when I had my grand opening of my tattoo shop?
This is when you doing this type of [bleep]?
The [bleep] I found is way past what I expected.
- BEBE: On his computer is about--I don't know--
how many bitches' vaginas.
- I can't even believe that I was in love with this [bleep],
and all he is is a womanizer
like he swear up and down he's not.
- [door opens] - DUTCHESS: You hear that?
- BEBE: It's no one there.
- DUTCHESS: Let's get these pics
and get the [bleep] out of here.
- BEBE: You gotta take the whole computer.
- Alright, let's go.
- [phone ringing]
- CEASER: Yo, what's popping, my [bleep]?
- Listen, just give me a couple of minutes,
let--let me just go get dressed and fresh up.
I'm just getting out the shop and [bleep] like that.
- DUTCHESS: God damn, BeBe, we gotta hurry the [bleep] up.
- BEBE: You got time.
He ain't here.
- Yeah, but I got a feeling.
- ♪
- BEBE: You got everything you need?
- Damn man, when the hell did Harlem
get all these damn red lights, yo?
Time to go the hell out, B.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: We out.
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: Adios, mother [bleep].
- What the [bleep], yo?
Yo, I know I ain't bugging right now.
Hey yo, Dutch, I know you stole my [bleep] out my [bleep] house.
You can go to [bleep] hell then [bleep].
- [indistinct yelling]
- Jesus [bleep] Christ, what did I tell you, Sky?
- Stop bugging.
- ♪
- RICHARD: I'm coming, baby.
Hold tight.
Nikki just came back from D.R.
from getting her plastic surgery done.
And I'm relieved that she's finally home.
Because a part of me thought when she was out there
that she was leaving me.
And now I know she's not.
Dr. D to the rescue.
- NIKKI: Thanks, babe.
- I'm not about to tell Nikki that the shop is closed
or the crazy things that everybody's accusing her of.
- How much do you know her?
- She had a husband two years ago
and was seven months pregnant.
- You know the [bleep] ain't true.
It's still pissing me off that my supposed friends
are butting into my relationship with me and Nikki.
But for right now, I just wanna focus on Nikki's health
and make sure that she gets better as fast as she can.
- On a scale of one to ten, with ten being like really bad,
one is like Beyoncé.
Like how bad do I look now?
- You look like Beyoncé.
- Nooo, I need--
- You look beautiful.
- Oh my God.
- Look at me.
- Baby, like a realistic number.
- ♪
- Before I left for surgery in the D.R.,
I felt so overwhelmed.
I put so much energy into Richard's world.
I had no time for myself.
And I was feeling like I lost a huge part of me.
Now that I've been in D.R. for so long,
I don't even wanna hear Spanish.
- Ever again?
- At least for a while.
- NIKKI: Going to D.R. to get cosmetic surgery
is really expensive.
But at the end of the day, I needed something for me.
I was able to get my body done.
I was able to get a new sense of confidence
that I didn't have before.
And so moving forward, I'm not gonna let
Richard's baby mama Kathie or her pettiness
stand in the way of our happiness anymore.
Now that I have big tits,
I just dropped crumbs in my tits all the time.
- ♪
- RICHARD: Yeah, get used to it.
You never had those big breast problems before.
- NIKKI: Just like save some food in there for later.
- Oh, that's no problem for me.
I love some cookies with my milk.
- Alright, I'm gonna come and check on you later, okay, baby?
I love you.
- ♪ Watch this
♪ I'm 'bout to show you the truth ♪
♪ Like a beautiful rap, you spin the groove ♪
♪ Watch this
♪ Recess is over now
♪ I'm gonna make you wish you never around ♪
♪ Watch this ♪
- CEASER: Yo, what the [bleep] happened?
Yo, Ted, get over here right now.
I called Teddy because my apartment ransacked.
And I'm thinking I got robbed or something.
Then I looked around, I see all Dutchess [bleep] missing
and my computer.
So I know it was Dutchess in this [bleep].
Yo, what the [bleep], yo?
Yo, I know I ain't bugging right now.
- [phone ringing]
- DUTCHESS ON VOICEMAIL: This is Dutchess, leave a message.
- [phone beeps]
- Hey, yo, Dutch, I know you stole my [bleep]
out my [bleep] house.
Obviously, you [bleep] took everything
and took my [bleep] computer.
When you get this [bleep], yo, call me back, yo.
Why the [bleep] is Dutchess breaking into my apartment,
stealing my [bleep] computer?
What is she? An identity thief now?
What the [bleep] is she trying to do?
Every [bleep] time I turn around--
- [phone beeping]
- "Fuck you, you were cheating on me.
I found all the pussy pics of your [bleep]."
[bleep] you.
You're a [bleep] idiot.
What the [bleep] is she talking about pussy pics on my computer?
If you found pictures in my [bleep] computer,
stand in front of me
and face me and show me them [bleep].
Don't run away and steal my [bleep] computer,
ignore my [bleep] phone call
and then text me with this bull [bleep].
- [phone ringing]
- DUTCHESS ON VOICEMAIL: This is Dutchess, leave a message.
- [phone beeps]
- Yo, Dutch, what the [bleep] is your problem?
What the [bleep] are you talking about pussy pics
and screen grabs?
Yo, you always think the worst of me.
Yo never give me the benefit of the doubt.
Keep the [bleep] computer.
Keep whatever the [bleep] you got from me.
You can go to [bleep] hell then.
What the [bleep]?
Since I've been with Dutchess, she's always doubt me.
She's always questioning my love,
always questioning this, question that.
So instead of even asking if them pictures are mine,
she immediately decided I was cheating on her.
And you know what?
I could bet my mother [bleep] life them pictures
ain't mother [bleep] mine.
This [bleep] [bleep]--
- What the [bleep] you call me out here for, bro?
It's brick.
Please tell me you [bleep] opened the shop.
- No, I ain't opening the [bleep].
The bitch is crazy.
- You call me here for a [bleep]?
- This crazy bitch breaks into my [bleep] crib.
She takes all her little bull [bleep].
Then I look, my [bleep] computer [bleep].
So I calls the bitch, right?
This bitch gonna tell me
I got [bleep] pics on my [bleep] computer.
Probably from one of the times you plugged up your [bleep]
on my [bleep] computer. - Yes.
- What the [bleep] are you saying yes for?
- [laughs] Just tell her they're mine.
Now that I think about it, I do be sending around
my [bleep] pics, especially to Cease.
We bros.
We was doing that all our lives.
So those probably are mine, but sorry not sorry, bro.
Don't you gotta do like all your work off the computer
and all that [bleep]?
- Everything on the computer. - That's what I'm saying.
- All my taxes, everything that gotta do with business.
Everything on that [bleep] computer.
- That might be in the wrong hands, bro.
You know that bitch is dangerous,
especially when she emotional.
Bro, [bleep] the pussy pics.
You just gave Dutchess everything she needs
to destroy you.
- She always do this [bleep].
- And you're the dumb [bleep] always chasing her.
- Yeah, I'm not no dumb [bleep] no more [bleep].
- You finally stood up.
You're not chasing her, now she wanna come steal your computer
to try and get you to chase her.
- I don't know what the [bleep] Dutchess want from me.
She left me for a whole month, ain't say [bleep] to me.
Now you stealing my [bleep]?
What the [bleep]? Move on, yo.
Why do I like crazy [bleep]?
- Because they got the best [bleep].
If they're not crazy, that mean the [bleep] trash.
- Yeah, that's kinda true.
- [laughs]
- CEASER: All the [bleep] now kinda boring me.
- Yeah. You gotta get boring 9-to-5 [bleep]
and then go to the library and [bleep].
You gotta deal with them headaches.
[bleep] all this, [bleep] what you talking about, man?
When are you opening 113th, yo?
- Yo, [bleep] 113th!
My [bleep] just got robbed.
You talking 113th?
This [bleep] tripping.
[bleep] you, Ted.
And [bleep] that bitch, too.
If you see her, tell her to give me my [bleep] computer back,
dusty bitch.
- Ceaser, we really called you here for an intervention.
- CEASER: If you all really cared,
you wouldn't have all acted like you all did.
- Right now, it's like boom like--like I'm ready to [bleep]
put [bleep] in all of his shampoo.
- Well, yeah, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?
- ♪
- [unintelligible]
- Oh no.
- DONNA: Kit, you know what you doing?
'Cause I've done see people blow their [bleep] houses up.
- [bleep] this? A weed pipe?
- Listen, I'm gonna drop it in and back away.
- Yo, wait, whose house is this?
And why the [bleep] we in it cooking?
- WALT: Sky said she knew somebody.
- Sky's friend. - Makes sense.
- SKY: That's right, Teddy.
Sky put this all together.
Sky came up with the idea for a Friends-giving intervention.
So we can convince Ceaser to reopen 113th.
Sky foundt this apartment.
Sky picked up the food.
And Sky...invited your dumbass.
- ALL: [cheering]
- Melody's baby.
I need to wash my hands.
- Oh you brought the baby.
- Hi, handsome.
- I am not gonna let Cease close the shop that easy.
So...I even brought little Mr. Kai just to remind Ceaser
that people got mouths to feed at home.
- What's up, baby?
What's up, baby?
- Hold him for a second. I gotta go to the bathroom.
- Oh, he's a cutie.
I would take him to the park with me.
We could get a lot of [bleep] together.
I could say you're mine.
- Hey, everyone.
- ALL: Hey.
- What's going on?
What's going on?
- YOUNG BAE: Nikki!
I was bragging about your body already.
- Nikki's been so supportive.
When I finally told her that the shop was closed,
she just wanted to come out and help however she could.
And it seems like ever since she went to get this body done,
it's made everything better.
Especially with all of this child support stuff with Kathie.
And we've been amazing since then.
- So, Nikki, are you gonna show me my dream ass or not?
- RICHARD: She didn't really get the ass done like that,
she-- - Oh no?
- What'd you get? The mommy makeover?
- Yes. - [bleep] A.
'Cause that's what I said when you--when they said you didn't
get the butt--the butt-- the mommy makeover just--
- NIKKI: Well, I got my butt.
I got my butt.
- You got butt too?
- You have to remember, I had my son, Jeremiah, when I was 16.
- Okay.
So we not gonna talk about
the kid you just had two years ago, I guess.
- "I am seven months pregnant."
Then if you was seven months pregnant,
where is this baby at?
- That's cool.
But just know, we're on to you, Nikki.
We're gonna figure it out, Mama.
- What's your ethnicity? - NIKKI: Me?
- Yeah.
- NIKKI: I'm a black girl.
- What's that? - A black girl.
- You--you ain't all black.
- Yeah, I am. All black.
- Girl, no, you ain't.
- RICHARD: She just light skinned is all.
- So then let me say I'm all black.
- You can.
- I'm not. - Oh, never mind then.
- [laughing]
Oh, you're all black? Yeah, I'm sure.
And I'm sure that's all your real hair, too.
Well, damn, girl, alright.
- ♪
- Even though the shop is closed,
we still made a way to come together as a unit.
When Ceaser come, I think he'll appreciate this.
- I don't know.
This ain't just some Kumbaya [bleep].
We gotta be tough with Cease, and we can't back down
until he agrees to open the shop again.
That's all that matters to me.
- Like that's why [bleep].
You better eat this [bleep] food and do whatever the [bleep]
you wanna do with this God damn shop.
- ALL: [laughing] - SKY: [bleep] for real.
- This seems like a good idea, because I like to eat.
But I say we need to come to some type of conclusion,
'cause this whole [bleep] is whack.
It do feel like the family is being divided.
- Shut up, douchebag.
You lucky you even invited to this party.
- TED: So I was thinking, instead of us showing
we could just cook, show him we know how to get some money.
So I've been looking for a way
to try and get back on his good side
and show him we all about this business [bleep], too.
- ♪
- There's a mother [bleep] tattoo convention coming up
in Puerto Rico. - Yes.
- Why not show Cease we serious about this business
than doing a tattoo convention and bringing some money
into this mother [bleep] and representing for Black Ink.
- ♪
- This convention in Puerto Rico
is one of the top conventions in the world.
It'll definitely be a good look for Black Ink to be there.
One, we can boost the brand.
Two, we could definitely make some fast money.
And three, we could prove to Ceaser that,
even in a party place like Puerto Rico,
we can still be a professional shop.
And I know Cease is with that.
But I figure we approach him with it like,
"Yo, we did it already.
We just need you to say ya and we out."
I think that would be better than some pork chops and shrimp.
- MELODY: That convention is off the chain.
It's really difficult to get into.
But if we can, um, hell yes.
- Alright. So, food, Plan A.
We gonna get to Puerto Rico, Plan B.
And we gonna get the shop back open, Plan C.
- Yes!
I think it's a great idea.
But I think the puppy would have worked better.
- You gonna, um, leave us there,
because you got the keys to 125th?
- ALL: [laughing]
- I thought this was Friends-giving?
- This is Friends-giving.
So, we're gonna attack every issue that we might have
and put it on the table.
- ♪
- SKY: What's up with you always leaving us like that?
- Leaving you all like what?
- SKY: Like that comment that you made the other day.
Everyone was offended by it.
- Like everyone. No, Walter--
- WALT: Nah, the shoulders.
I was a little offended with that.
- I was offended--
What I'm saying to you is,
why do you always leave the group?
You always seem to--you are not part of the group.
That's a question.
You can't answer that?
[laughs]
I don't feel like apology is in this [bleep] vocabulary.
Like you better than us?
You can't apologize to us, Teddy,
for the way you treated us?
Right now, it's like boom, like--like I'm ready to [bleep]
put [bleep] in all of his shampoo.
- Why'd it make you so mad though?
- I'm not mad.
You see what I'm conversing about.
You keep leaving your team.
You leaving your team makes me so upset.
You [bleep] not getting [bleep] patronized
and you getting chastised like the rest of your team.
- It ain't been that way. - And you been walking away.
Well, [bleep] you think is always gonna stay the same?
- Sky, listen, I hear ya.
But right now, I'm gonna need you
to calm that [bleep] attitude of yours down.
Like really check it.
We don't need you going ape [bleep] on anybody
like you did at camping, alright?
Let's stay focused at the task at hand.
And that's opening back up 113th.
- You don't respect nobody else's opinion,
nobody else says nothing.
And everybody talks about you when you leave.
I just say it in front of you.
That's the difference between me and everybody else.
- That [bleep] don't bother me.
- SKY: Alright then, so we're gonna--
- [indistinct yelling]
- You don't do nothing! You don't do [bleep]!
And it's annoying! And it makes me--
- TED: You're the only one that's mad!
You're the only one's that mad!
- [indistinct yelling]
- Of course Cease is gonna walk in.
Jesus [bleep] Christ!
What did I tell you, Sky?
- SKY: I don't give a [bleep]!
- ALL: [exclaiming]
- Oh my God.
Is this enough for you?
Now what the [bleep] are you 'bout to do?
- [bleep] thing.
Open that door for me, BeBe.
[bleep].
- ♪
- You don't do [bleep]!
And it's annoying! And it makes me--
- TED: You're the only one that's mad!
You're the only one's that mad!
- [indistinct yelling]
- CEASER: Calm down.
Calm down.
- [indistinct yelling]
- CEASER: Calm down.
Calm down.
You all bugging, you all bugging.
You all bugging. - You don't do nothing!
- CEASER: I can't believe, after the week I had
with Dutchess breaking into my mother [bleep] apartment,
stealing my [bleep], Sky would invite me dinner.
I agreed to come.
Then I walk into the same old bull [bleep]?
Nah. [bleep] that.
This is why I closed 113th down.
- But my [bleep] like I wanna know why Teddy,
out of all of us,
still has the position and keys to 125th?
- What position does Ted have right now?
He's fired just like you all are.
Are you serious?
You're fighting over Ted having the keys to 125th?
Ted has the keys to 125th
because my cousin forgets to pay his rent on time.
And when he gets evicted, he needs the couch to sleep on.
I thought it was Friends-giving.
- Ceaser, we really called you here for an intervention.
- Yeah, what the [bleep] is wrong with you?
- YOUNG BAE: Right.
Why would you close the shop?
- Why you being like this?
Seriously, I cannot afford to lose money right now.
I have a baby to feed.
- But you was there for that camping trip, right?
- ♪
- YOUNG BAE: There was nothing wrong with that camping trip.
You invited Tiffany, and that was your problem.
- That was my problem? - YOUNG BAE: Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, that was whack, bro.
- CEASER: Let me ask you a question.
How many hurdles in business besides the Tiffany situation
that we gonna come across that you all gonna act like that?
Think about it.
If it--if it ain't Tiff--if it ain't Tiff,
it's gonna be something else.
Or it's gonna be something else,
and we always gonna react like that?
That [bleep] was crazy.
And I was telling you all chill the [bleep] out.
You left me no choice but to close 113th.
If you all really care,
you all wouldn't have act like y'all did.
- ♪
- DONNA: Well, honestly, at this point, I feel like
if you want to close 113th
because that's a better business move, fine.
But just have consideration for everybody else.
Like we people, too.
I mean, look at me.
I got fired, and I still came back,
because I care about the shop.
I [bleep] bleed Black Ink.
We give the most for Black Ink.
Everybody give their life for Black Ink.
And you be ready to snatch that [bleep] away
just because now you got two-fifth.
- CEASER: You're still getting it twisted.
I ain't open up 2-5th to close 113th down.
It's supposed to be two shop.
And now it has to be one.
I still love every single one of you all the same.
I ain't sit here and say [bleep] y'all.
I said the business ain't working.
- YOUNG BAE: That's why we came up with a great idea.
The tattoo convention.
- CEASER: Tattoo convention?
- Yo, bro.
After you closed the shop, I see what everybody was doing.
I'm seeing everybody try to bring you back together
to get the shop back open.
I felt like we needed to do more
than just cook you some food and hugs.
So I was online, they're having a big tattoo convention
in Puerto Rico.
And I looked it up, I did everything.
We're basically in the tattoo convention.
But you're the boss, so we need your stamp of approval.
- CEASER: This mother [bleep] actually followed through
for something for the first time in his mother [bleep] life?
Not only is this the [bleep] biggest convention
in the mother [bleep] world,
but the [bleep] paperwork was so [bleep] difficult,
I ain't never even tried to do this [bleep].
- But this is everything. The travel plans, everything.
- YOUNG BAE: Oh, come on, Ceaser, please.
- MELODY: We need to go get some sun.
We need to go get some Vitamin D.
It's cold as [bleep] up here.
- KITTY: I'm trying to do my "Baywatch" run down the beach.
- I don't know. I gotta think about this.
- ♪
- I like it that Ted and the crew
has taken initiative and acting like a team.
But I'm kinda worried with the P.R. [bleep]
because it's too much of a party temptation for them.
Puerto Rico?
- DONNA: Come on, Cease, please just give us one more shot.
- MELODY: We will prove to you
that we can be about the business.
- But it would be good for the Black Ink brand
to represent internationally.
And I could invite Tatu Baby
since Miami's so close to Puerto Rico.
- [steel drum music plays]
- Okay, I made my decision.
So, at the end of the day...
I think we should go to Puerto Rico.
- RICHARD: Hey! - SKY: Are you serious?
- ALL: [cheering]
- WALT: We're going to Puerto Rico.
- YOUNG BAE: Yes!
I didn't think it was gonna be this easy.
One thirteenth is opened back up.
We're going to Puerto Rico.
This is the best Friends-giving ever.
- MELODY: Yes, 113th, we back!
- Hold up, yo.
I'm not opening up 113th, you know what I mean?
I just wanna see how this [bleep] go.
- YOUNG BAE: Hey, Cease, you like puppies?
- ♪
- WOMAN: How was New York?
- It was whack.
I seen everything that I needed to see
to make me feel more comfortable
about my decision to leave Cease for good.
- Jesus! - WOMAN: Finally.
- WOMAN #2: About time. - WOMAN: Took you long enough.
- She's seen the light.
- WOMAN: Amen.
- Ever since I got back to North Carolina,
I've had a lot of time to really think about
all of the stuff that I'd seen on that computer.
That [bleep] really got me [bleep] up.
I feel disgusted.
- Let me see what's on the computer.
- Yeah, let us see it.
Because you know she loves Cease.
That's my son.
- Xandy, shut up.
[laughing] - Let her see it.
Show it to her.
- This is a little bit weird.
I don't think nobody really wanna see these pictures.
I already seen 'em, trust me.
You all ready to see it.
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.
- Let me cross my chest.
- ♪
- ALL: [exclaiming]
- Oh my God.
- Are you kidding me?
- WOMAN: Are those the text?
- DUTCHESS: "What time you getting to the city?
"Hit me when you hit New York.
"You should send me a pic.
Let me get a good one."
- ALL: [explaining] - Okay.
This [bleep].
- XANDY: I ain't shocked.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
What's shocking to me
is he really getting this much play though.
- ♪
- WOMAN: And these are from different people?
- WOMAN #2: Gosh. - WOMAN: Damn, son.
- WOMAN #2: Are you kidding me right now?
- He ain't worth a damn.
- Is this enough for you?
Now what the [bleep] are you 'bout to do?
- ♪
- DUTCHESS: I'm so sick of his [bleep].
I'm sick of [bleep] everything.
Open that door for me, BeBe.
- XANDY: Dutchess, where are you going?
- [bleep] him.
[bleep].
I've been there for that man for everything.
- Will you marry me?
- [siren wailing]
- DUTCHESS: He done [bleep] did me extra dirty.
And despite your flaws, I still love you.
- Yeah, I would've rather miscarried.
- [sobbing] You hurt me, baby, when you did that.
A woman's loyalty is tested when a man has nothing.
A man's loyalty is tested when he has everything.
- WOMAN: Oh my God!
I don't think you could break it no more.
- Our relationship is over, Cease.
But success is gonna be my greatest revenge.
'Cause seeing me happy without you...
is gonna hurt you more than anything that I could do.
- ♪ Are you ready to party? Stop! ♪
- SKY: Oh my God, I'm in Puerto Rico.
- Buenos dias, Puerto Rico.
- I feel free.
- Oh my God!
- SKY: Oh my gosh, [bleep] you guys!
- DONNA: This place is dope as [bleep].
- ALL: [screaming]
- Hi, Tatu Baby.
- Now this right here
is the real reason why I came to Puerto Rico.
- Are you gonna marry me?
- What for? So I can make your life miserable?
- I don't even understand why you have
such a paranoid outlook.
You don't think there's such thing as a happy marriage?
- I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna marry you.
- Great.
- DUTCHESS: Puerto Rico.
I'm here to get Pretty N Ink on the map.
- DONNA: Dutchess is coming to the convention.
- SKY: What?
Hello! Black Ink is here, everyone.
- CEASER: There must be some misunderstanding.
- Nah, man, no nothing.
- I've been let down by this crew before.
But...never on this [bleep] level.
Let's talk. - You're with your girl,
I'm good. - What type of little
high school bull [bleep] you on, yo?
- You doing [bleep] worse than me.
- I really thought we could handle this [bleep]
like some mature [bleep] adults.
- No, [bleep] that.
- ♪