1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:06,201 This programme contains strong language and adult humour 2 00:00:06,202 --> 00:00:08,161 Do you know some people, in the back of their cars, 3 00:00:08,162 --> 00:00:10,561 They've got a bulldog, Nutty, with A nodding head? Yeah. Churchill. 4 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:11,921 I'm going to put this in the back of my car 5 00:00:11,922 --> 00:00:13,521 Because it nods in the most satisfactory way. 6 00:00:13,522 --> 00:00:15,081 Yes, Giles, but... Sorry, but it's organic. 7 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:17,001 I'm going to definitely put it in the back of my car. 8 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:20,521 It's going to start exuding stuff, Bacteria and stuff like that. 9 00:00:20,522 --> 00:00:23,201 Yeah, but I've never seen a fungus that nods like this. 10 00:00:23,202 --> 00:00:25,201 Well, that's because you're wobbling it. 11 00:00:25,202 --> 00:00:27,521 ♪ In a perfect world... ♪ 12 00:00:27,522 --> 00:00:28,841 [HE LAUGHS] 13 00:00:28,842 --> 00:00:30,321 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun! ♪ 14 00:00:30,322 --> 00:00:31,721 I love when they start pointing fingers. 15 00:00:31,722 --> 00:00:32,801 'It's you. And you.' 16 00:00:32,802 --> 00:00:34,081 Ah-ha! 17 00:00:34,082 --> 00:00:36,521 [SHE GASPS] She's alive! No! 18 00:00:36,522 --> 00:00:37,601 Oh! 19 00:00:37,602 --> 00:00:39,641 Well, this has got to be a joke. Is this a joke? 20 00:00:39,642 --> 00:00:42,561 Oh! She's won! She's done it? She's won! 21 00:00:42,562 --> 00:00:45,521 Garlic and thyme - we're out of The window straight away, Shirl. 22 00:00:45,522 --> 00:00:46,841 [ALL] No! 23 00:00:46,842 --> 00:00:49,161 This is like Dallas, only in Salford. 24 00:00:49,162 --> 00:00:51,041 Ooh! How exciting! 25 00:00:51,042 --> 00:00:52,721 Is she irritating you already? Yes. 26 00:00:52,722 --> 00:00:54,161 Whoo! 27 00:00:54,162 --> 00:00:56,521 What is that? I like a bargain bucket. 28 00:00:56,522 --> 00:00:58,121 I want something I can dip chips in. Yeah. 29 00:00:58,122 --> 00:01:00,761 This is wrong, man. This is so wrong. 30 00:01:00,762 --> 00:01:02,201 [BURBLING] 31 00:01:02,202 --> 00:01:04,521 There's some weird people out there. 32 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,841 What? Oh, someone's going to have a bit of... 33 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:08,161 [BOTH].. Rumpy-pumpy! 34 00:01:08,162 --> 00:01:10,521 Oh, look at her. I'm with you, love! 35 00:01:10,522 --> 00:01:13,681 Ah! That's a joke, Mary. Mm. Did you get it? Yes. 36 00:01:13,682 --> 00:01:13,721 I don't think it'll get 37 00:01:13,722 --> 00:01:17,401 I don't think it'll get a second series, this. 38 00:01:17,402 --> 00:01:22,161 In the week we bid a fond farewell To TV handyman Tommy Walsh, 39 00:01:22,162 --> 00:01:25,601 We enjoyed lots of great telly. 40 00:01:25,602 --> 00:01:28,641 We were searching for soulmates on Channel 4... 41 00:01:28,642 --> 00:01:31,001 When I go out and, like, chat to everyone, 42 00:01:31,002 --> 00:01:33,441 Some girls think that's, like, me being a player, 43 00:01:33,442 --> 00:01:35,001 But I'm not really. 44 00:01:35,002 --> 00:01:38,321 I had that problem, see? Did you? Yeah. 45 00:01:38,322 --> 00:01:41,361 I could tell that people weren't comfortable 46 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,912 Because they thought, 'Oh, he's a bit of a player.' 47 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:47,121 Bit of a dick! 48 00:01:47,122 --> 00:01:48,560 [HE LAUGHS] 49 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:53,201 It was another star-studded night on BBC One... 50 00:01:53,202 --> 00:01:57,601 {\an8}Dancing the salsa, Jon Nellis and Katya Jones. 51 00:01:57,602 --> 00:02:00,880 Now they've got YouTubers that I have no idea who they are. Yeah. 52 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,121 You wait till they have Snapchatters. 53 00:02:04,122 --> 00:02:05,441 They'll have Snapchatters next. 54 00:02:05,442 --> 00:02:09,041 Snapchatters, OnlyFansers. Yeah. 55 00:02:09,042 --> 00:02:11,761 You know? You just recognise them from their feet, innit? 56 00:02:11,762 --> 00:02:14,601 Yeah!'Those elbows look erotic.' 57 00:02:14,602 --> 00:02:16,401 [HE LAUGHS] 58 00:02:16,402 --> 00:02:20,441 And the Chelsea boys were looking as sharp as ever on E4. 59 00:02:20,442 --> 00:02:22,761 But you've got a history of love bites and lying, Freddy, 60 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:23,641 So now's your chance. 61 00:02:23,642 --> 00:02:25,681 Why don't you just ask about it if you think...? 62 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:25,721 I mean, if this is a hickey from 63 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:28,001 I mean, if this is a hickey from A different girl, then just ask her. 64 00:02:28,002 --> 00:02:29,681 I'm not sure beards are acceptable. 65 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:29,721 Well, I don't usually like beards, 66 00:02:29,722 --> 00:02:31,441 Well, I don't usually like beards, but... 67 00:02:31,442 --> 00:02:32,601 Oh, but we like them with King... 68 00:02:32,602 --> 00:02:34,961 Prince William. Prince William, don't we? 69 00:02:34,962 --> 00:02:37,641 It really makes him good-looking, Prince William. Yeah. 70 00:02:37,642 --> 00:02:40,800 Whereas before, he was just too'boiled egg'. Yeah. 71 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,441 In Blackpool... 72 00:02:49,442 --> 00:02:51,761 Ped, close your eyes. 73 00:02:51,762 --> 00:02:53,801 It had better be something nice. No, it is. 74 00:02:53,802 --> 00:02:56,681 Cos last time, you hit me. It is. You'll love this. 75 00:02:56,682 --> 00:02:56,721 Pete and his little sister, 76 00:02:56,722 --> 00:02:59,201 Pete and his little sister, Sophie. 77 00:02:59,202 --> 00:03:01,201 No. [SOPHIE LAUGHS] 78 00:03:01,202 --> 00:03:02,641 Do you like it? 79 00:03:02,642 --> 00:03:05,481 Where have you got that from? Online. 80 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:07,001 Why have you bought that? 81 00:03:07,002 --> 00:03:09,041 I ordered it for Halloween, but it's only just come. 82 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:11,401 What do you mean you ordered it for Halloween? I was gonna go as you. 83 00:03:11,402 --> 00:03:13,201 Get it off! No. You're taking the piss. 84 00:03:13,202 --> 00:03:15,521 I'm telling Mum you're taking the piss out of me. 85 00:03:15,522 --> 00:03:16,761 Lovely quality. 86 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:19,212 Well, that's why I bought it. It's not the point. 87 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,080 Finally, we can be twins. 88 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:25,040 Why are you copying me?! 89 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:27,961 On Saturday, 90 00:03:27,962 --> 00:03:32,321 It was a race to the Finish Line For some famous faces on the BBC. 91 00:03:32,322 --> 00:03:34,601 [CLATTERING] [THEY LAUGH] 92 00:03:34,602 --> 00:03:36,121 This wine's a bit dry, Lee. 93 00:03:36,122 --> 00:03:38,121 [HE LAUGHS] God! 94 00:03:38,122 --> 00:03:40,801 I hope it don't take the enamel off your teeth. Oh, God. 95 00:03:40,802 --> 00:03:42,320 It is a bit dry, innit? Yeah! 96 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,081 [APPLAUSE] 97 00:03:45,082 --> 00:03:48,041 I want to enter a pub quiz. 98 00:03:48,042 --> 00:03:50,801 I think I've got two or three to people make up a good team. 99 00:03:50,802 --> 00:03:53,040 I wish you lived nearer and I'd join it. 100 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:59,281 I've kind of... I think I've got my team already... Planned. 101 00:03:59,282 --> 00:04:00,521 How rude. 102 00:04:00,522 --> 00:04:02,841 Hello and welcome to The Famous Finish Line, 103 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:04,641 The show where five famous faces 104 00:04:04,642 --> 00:04:07,241 Literally race their podiums across the studio floor. 105 00:04:07,242 --> 00:04:10,321 Has he got a mullet, Roman Kemp? Yeah. I'd love Nat to have a mullet. 106 00:04:10,322 --> 00:04:12,881 You would, wouldn't you? I would, yeah. 107 00:04:12,882 --> 00:04:15,201 Well, you cut his hair. I know, but he won't have one. 108 00:04:15,202 --> 00:04:16,401 Or, shall I just do it? 109 00:04:16,402 --> 00:04:18,401 You could just do it, is what I mean - what option does he have? 110 00:04:18,402 --> 00:04:20,761 Does he look at the back of his head? 111 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:23,081 We've got TV presenter Rick Edwards... 112 00:04:23,082 --> 00:04:24,881 OK, we know him. OK, Rick. 113 00:04:24,882 --> 00:04:27,921 Who? Rick Edwards. I've seen Rick Edwards do something. 114 00:04:27,922 --> 00:04:29,241 TV host Molly Rainford... 115 00:04:29,242 --> 00:04:30,281 Oh, I like her. 116 00:04:30,282 --> 00:04:32,561 The ever-so-glam La Voix... 117 00:04:32,562 --> 00:04:34,881 La Voix. We like La Voix, don't we? 118 00:04:34,882 --> 00:04:39,241 Finally, it's my singer-songwriter sister, Harley Moon Kemp. 119 00:04:39,242 --> 00:04:40,241 Eh?! 120 00:04:40,242 --> 00:04:42,081 It's his sister, Harley Moon. 121 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,841 This is like when your mum goes to you... 122 00:04:44,842 --> 00:04:46,441 [BOTH]..'Take your sister.' 123 00:04:46,442 --> 00:04:50,201 That is as star-studded as it gets. I mean, one of them... A-listers! 124 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:54,601 One of them I've seen in Wagamama, so that's sick. 125 00:04:54,602 --> 00:04:57,281 Your next qualifying round, Harl, is missing letters. Yeah. 126 00:04:57,282 --> 00:04:59,641 To me, this is a conflict of interest, really. 127 00:04:59,642 --> 00:05:01,001 Yeah. I'd be saying, you know, 128 00:05:01,002 --> 00:05:03,441 "Is she being given the answers here or what?" 129 00:05:03,442 --> 00:05:07,240 Good luck. Thank you. Your time starts... Now. 130 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,521 Thin. Thin. 131 00:05:10,522 --> 00:05:12,961 Thin. Well done, Tom! Ooh! 132 00:05:12,962 --> 00:05:14,801 Oh, my goodness, I can't remember already. 133 00:05:14,802 --> 00:05:17,160 Can't remember what? Pizza types? 134 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,801 [BOTH] Verdict. 135 00:05:19,802 --> 00:05:21,441 This is bloody easy, this. 136 00:05:21,442 --> 00:05:22,921 Oh, verdict. 137 00:05:22,922 --> 00:05:24,622 Come on, Harley, you're on it now. 138 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:27,641 Oh, I won't have a clue. Yamas? 139 00:05:27,642 --> 00:05:29,321 That's the only one I know. It's not that. 140 00:05:29,322 --> 00:05:30,681 Eureka! 141 00:05:30,682 --> 00:05:31,721 Pass. 142 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,920 Oh! Oh, come on, Harley! Come on! 143 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,641 Um... The... The... Wheel! 144 00:05:37,642 --> 00:05:39,521 The Wheel! Oh, yeah. 145 00:05:39,522 --> 00:05:41,881 Don't know. What? What do you know? 146 00:05:41,882 --> 00:05:44,882 [LAUGHING] It's safe to say she hasn't been fed the answers! 147 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,281 Adele. Wait, what? No! 148 00:05:48,282 --> 00:05:49,361 Anne? 149 00:05:49,362 --> 00:05:51,281 [LAUGHING] I've lost the plot! Keep going, keep going. 150 00:05:51,282 --> 00:05:52,681 I can't, I've lost it. 151 00:05:52,682 --> 00:05:53,761 She don't know nothing. 152 00:05:53,762 --> 00:05:56,601 Oh, come on. It is, though - when Your brain goes, your brain goes. 153 00:05:56,602 --> 00:05:58,401 Lost my concentration. 154 00:05:58,402 --> 00:06:01,401 Long John Silver. Ooh, naughty! 155 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,841 I can't think of not one. 156 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:04,441 Long John Silver. Oh, come on! 157 00:06:04,442 --> 00:06:09,281 Do you know how many times I have to Hear pirate jokes cos we're Somali? 158 00:06:09,282 --> 00:06:10,521 All the time. 159 00:06:10,522 --> 00:06:13,161 I've lost... I've literally lost all concentration. 160 00:06:13,162 --> 00:06:15,521 [APPLAUSE] I've gone completely blank. Ah! 161 00:06:15,522 --> 00:06:17,201 "Don't know. Don't know. Don't know." 162 00:06:17,202 --> 00:06:19,161 'Don't know. Can't think.' 'Can't think of one.' 163 00:06:19,162 --> 00:06:20,721 Oh, no - one embarrassed brother. 164 00:06:20,722 --> 00:06:23,161 I would be mortified if you did that. 165 00:06:23,162 --> 00:06:27,241 Probably I'd whisper a few answers To you to get you through. 166 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:29,201 All right, so we have our star-studded line-up 167 00:06:29,202 --> 00:06:30,281 For the second race. 168 00:06:30,282 --> 00:06:32,921 It's a bit like grandmother's footsteps. I think so. 169 00:06:32,922 --> 00:06:35,761 I used to love playing grandma's footsteps. Did you? 170 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,121 Well, let's play it at Christmas. Yeah, let's! 171 00:06:38,122 --> 00:06:40,841 La Voix, what baked item is a Coburg loaf? 172 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:42,201 Bread! Ooh? 173 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:43,481 Bread. Correct. 174 00:06:43,482 --> 00:06:44,921 Rick, in the Bible... 175 00:06:44,922 --> 00:06:47,881 She's off! No, they can't move that slowly. 176 00:06:47,882 --> 00:06:49,121 They can't move that slowly. 177 00:06:49,122 --> 00:06:51,481 [LAUGHING] I'd love to see it malfunction. 178 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:54,200 Just take off like a rocket! 179 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,041 'You've got the bonus question!' Vroom! 180 00:06:59,042 --> 00:07:02,761 Harley Moon, which board game is known in the US as Clue? 181 00:07:02,762 --> 00:07:04,161 Cluedo. Cluedo. 182 00:07:04,162 --> 00:07:05,601 Cluedo? Correct. 183 00:07:05,602 --> 00:07:06,801 Oh, she knows that one. Ooh! 184 00:07:06,802 --> 00:07:11,441 Rick, the Nikkei stock market index Operates in what currency? 185 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:12,881 The yen? Correct. 186 00:07:12,882 --> 00:07:15,481 I can't get over Rick's posture, man. Yeah. 187 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:18,881 It's fantastic. It's like he was born to ride that thing. 188 00:07:18,882 --> 00:07:21,641 Harley Moon, the city name Rio de Janeiro... 189 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:26,001 Oh, it's neck-and-neck at 0.01 miles an hour. 190 00:07:26,002 --> 00:07:27,521 Comes from what language? 191 00:07:27,522 --> 00:07:29,041 Portuguese? Correct. 192 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:31,001 Ooh, she got that right! She got that right! 193 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:33,601 Harley Moon, guests on what radio show 194 00:07:33,602 --> 00:07:35,641 Choose their desert island tracks? 195 00:07:35,642 --> 00:07:39,481 Well, the answer is in the question. Desert Island Discs. 196 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:42,161 BBC radio... It's Desert Island Discs. 197 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:43,961 [THEY LAUGH] 198 00:07:43,962 --> 00:07:45,201 There's only one more word. 199 00:07:45,202 --> 00:07:48,321 They gave two out of the three words Of the title of the show. 200 00:07:48,322 --> 00:07:51,481 La Voix, Matchbox was the prototype for what dating app? 201 00:07:51,482 --> 00:07:52,841 Tinder. Tinder. 202 00:07:52,842 --> 00:07:54,201 Tinder. Correct. 203 00:07:54,202 --> 00:07:55,361 [APPLAUSE] 204 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:58,161 Oh, she's last. Poor Harley Moon. 205 00:07:58,162 --> 00:08:00,721 Tea's going to be awkward tonight, in't it? Yeah. 206 00:08:00,722 --> 00:08:02,801 "You mugged me off on that show. 207 00:08:02,802 --> 00:08:04,161 "I said I didn't want to go on there. 208 00:08:04,162 --> 00:08:06,362 'I wanted to go on summat big.' [SHE LAUGHS] 209 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:10,641 In North London... 210 00:08:10,642 --> 00:08:12,961 Hello, Chat. Hey. Hey. 211 00:08:12,962 --> 00:08:15,521 Um... How many Es are there in'seventeen'? 212 00:08:15,522 --> 00:08:19,441 Let's spell it out. S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N. 213 00:08:19,442 --> 00:08:22,161 There's two Es. Huh? No, there's four. 214 00:08:22,162 --> 00:08:24,841 Sisters Amira and Amani. 215 00:08:24,842 --> 00:08:27,201 In'seventeen', there are two. 216 00:08:27,202 --> 00:08:32,521 Why is he arguing with this? I'm not Arguing! There's not two Es in 17! 217 00:08:32,522 --> 00:08:35,521 There's four! There aren't. 218 00:08:35,522 --> 00:08:38,961 OK, I'm going to text... Stop lying! 219 00:08:38,962 --> 00:08:42,161 I'm literally looking at it right Now. Well, I'm looking at it too. 220 00:08:42,162 --> 00:08:45,001 I just spelt it out. There's four. 221 00:08:45,002 --> 00:08:47,321 Well, you've added an extra E in. 222 00:08:47,322 --> 00:08:49,761 No! You're lying! That's not true. 223 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:52,121 Don't shout at my Chat. 224 00:08:52,122 --> 00:08:56,521 I'm not shouting. No, not you. My sister's shouting at you. 225 00:08:56,522 --> 00:09:00,601 On Monday night, we were getting Into some posh bother on E4. 226 00:09:00,602 --> 00:09:02,281 You know, one thing about Made In Chelsea - 227 00:09:02,282 --> 00:09:04,841 You never see people carrying heavy bags 228 00:09:04,842 --> 00:09:09,201 And standing in the rain, waiting for a bus or a taxi. Yes. 229 00:09:09,202 --> 00:09:11,601 They never take chlamydia tests. 230 00:09:11,602 --> 00:09:13,652 You don't see them doing that either. No. 231 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,601 Oh, I love Made In Chelsea. Come on. 232 00:09:18,602 --> 00:09:20,201 Chelsea's a woman. 233 00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:22,521 No, not... Nothing to do with a woman. 234 00:09:22,522 --> 00:09:23,401 [HE LAUGHS] 235 00:09:23,402 --> 00:09:25,201 I'm still gutted from losing that... 236 00:09:25,202 --> 00:09:27,561 That taste of success? Taste of victory. 237 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:29,881 Freddy, man - look at that beard. That beard, yeah. 238 00:09:29,882 --> 00:09:30,961 Yeah, he's become Amish. 239 00:09:30,962 --> 00:09:33,681 Actually, I feel that we had an Event last night, and it was heavy. 240 00:09:33,682 --> 00:09:33,721 Big night. It was, yeah. 241 00:09:33,722 --> 00:09:36,041 Big night. It was, yeah. Always a big night. 242 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:38,961 They share a flat. Freddy and James share a flat. 243 00:09:38,962 --> 00:09:41,401 When are you not hungover, Freddy? I don't know. I'm like... 244 00:09:41,402 --> 00:09:42,961 I only go out two times a week. 245 00:09:42,962 --> 00:09:46,361 I went out more than twice a week when I was 23 in London. 246 00:09:46,362 --> 00:09:49,561 So did I. Every... I went out... Every night... Every night. 247 00:09:49,562 --> 00:09:52,641 And how does Beks feel about that? She's fine about it. 248 00:09:52,642 --> 00:09:53,921 Is she really, though? 249 00:09:53,922 --> 00:09:56,761 The one thing she really hates me doing is afterparties. 250 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,721 I used to love an afters. 251 00:09:58,722 --> 00:10:03,121 Oh, but somebody always were copping Off in t'spare room at afters. 252 00:10:03,122 --> 00:10:05,721 That'll be why Beks won't want Freddy going. Exactly. 253 00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:07,481 Occasionally, me and James'll have an afters. 254 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,081 But you don't tell her? No, I don't tell her. 255 00:10:09,082 --> 00:10:12,321 Oh, no! Well, what does she think? Disaster. 256 00:10:12,322 --> 00:10:15,121 It's nice to see him taking his relationship seriously. 257 00:10:15,122 --> 00:10:18,081 Well, you can tell he cares about Beks's feelings. Yeah. 258 00:10:18,082 --> 00:10:20,881 And that is why he does the after parties anyway. 259 00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:23,721 Are there other girls at these afterparties? 260 00:10:23,722 --> 00:10:25,281 Clearly. Yes. 261 00:10:25,282 --> 00:10:26,441 God! But... 262 00:10:26,442 --> 00:10:27,641 What? I've done nothing wrong. 263 00:10:27,642 --> 00:10:30,241 Sorry. Yes, of course there are women at these afterparties. 264 00:10:30,242 --> 00:10:31,721 Look at the smile on his face. 265 00:10:31,722 --> 00:10:34,881 He's actually done for. Beks is not going to have this. 266 00:10:34,882 --> 00:10:37,881 Beks with the good tits is not going to be OK with this. 267 00:10:37,882 --> 00:10:40,201 You swear you haven't done anything? I swear I have done nothing. 268 00:10:40,202 --> 00:10:41,321 What's that on your neck, then? 269 00:10:41,322 --> 00:10:42,721 [THEY GASP] 270 00:10:42,722 --> 00:10:44,441 Oh, my God. He hasn't got an'ickey, has he? 271 00:10:44,442 --> 00:10:46,401 Sorry. It's a hickey my girlfriend gave me. 272 00:10:46,402 --> 00:10:48,801 Well, tell her to fucking grow up, fella. 273 00:10:48,802 --> 00:10:49,880 I remember Ray... 274 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:53,681 You know, cos you always got them On your neck. The neck, yeah. 275 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:54,921 Yeah, you got them on your neck. 276 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,881 No, I had mine on the end of my nose. 277 00:10:57,882 --> 00:11:00,881 He got under my nose and he sucked it. 278 00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:02,641 When somebody said to me... Trust you! 279 00:11:02,642 --> 00:11:04,441 They went, 'What's that on your nose, Jenny?' 280 00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:06,761 I said,'It's a love bite.' 281 00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:10,041 A bit later, we caught up with Beks and her pal, Alice. 282 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:11,281 Hi, gorgeous girl. Hello. 283 00:11:11,282 --> 00:11:13,161 This is Alice, Vanderpump's wife. 284 00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:15,521 I feel like Freddy's been a bit weird with me, 285 00:11:15,522 --> 00:11:17,321 But I haven't really known what to make of that. 286 00:11:17,322 --> 00:11:19,681 Oh, we know why he's being weird. Yeah. 287 00:11:19,682 --> 00:11:19,721 That would be because Freddy's been 288 00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:22,961 That would be because Freddy's been Having afterparties, hasn't he? 289 00:11:22,962 --> 00:11:24,241 Yes. Yes. 290 00:11:24,242 --> 00:11:25,761 Sam sees Freddy, right? Yeah. 291 00:11:25,762 --> 00:11:28,121 He saw him yesterday, actually. Yeah. But he's not... 292 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,641 He's not said much. I might just give him a call. 293 00:11:30,642 --> 00:11:32,201 "Yeah. Let me just give him a call. Yeah." 294 00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:34,841 Yeah, just randomly give him a call. Yeah, why not? 295 00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:38,041 [PHONE LINE RINGS] Hey. Hello? 296 00:11:38,042 --> 00:11:39,481 Oh! He's on loudspeaker. 297 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:40,921 Don't put him on loudspeaker. 298 00:11:40,922 --> 00:11:43,241 Just a quick one. Obviously you saw Freddy yesterday. 299 00:11:43,242 --> 00:11:44,281 Uh-huh. 300 00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,321 Yeah? 301 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:47,121 Oh, I can see this. 302 00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:51,161 I was just wondering, like, If Freddy said anything about Beks? 303 00:11:51,162 --> 00:11:53,601 Does he know he's on speakerphone? Yeah, I know! Don't do that. 304 00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:54,681 Bro code, man. 305 00:11:54,682 --> 00:11:54,721 She hasn't said that Beks 306 00:11:54,722 --> 00:11:57,001 She hasn't said that Beks is there, though. 307 00:11:57,002 --> 00:11:58,601 I mean, he tried to defend himself, 308 00:11:58,602 --> 00:12:00,921 To say he didn't really do anything wrong and... 309 00:12:00,922 --> 00:12:02,881 [GASPS] 310 00:12:02,882 --> 00:12:05,201 Oh, my fucking God. Take him off speaker. 311 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,801 It wasn't like he cheated... 312 00:12:06,802 --> 00:12:08,881 Oh, my God! 313 00:12:08,882 --> 00:12:10,401 But... Oh, no. 314 00:12:10,402 --> 00:12:14,201 He went back with two girls, erm, to his flat. 315 00:12:14,202 --> 00:12:15,641 What? 316 00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:17,441 I can see Beks is taking this well. 317 00:12:17,442 --> 00:12:19,001 What a way to find out. 318 00:12:19,002 --> 00:12:20,121 Has he told you this? 319 00:12:20,122 --> 00:12:22,441 No, but I kind of had a feeling. 320 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:26,001 Sam Vanderpump's like,"Whoa, whoa, Whoa. Who are you talking to here?" 321 00:12:26,002 --> 00:12:28,321 Are you with Beks now? Yeah, I'm with Beks. 322 00:12:28,322 --> 00:12:29,481 Oh, yeah! 323 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,401 Yeah. Nice of you to let me know. 324 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,481 Oh, wow. 325 00:12:32,482 --> 00:12:35,521 Oh, Sam's like,'Fuck!' 326 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,640 OK. Bye. 327 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:40,121 God, I'm literally shaking. 328 00:12:40,122 --> 00:12:41,361 'I'm literally shaking.' 329 00:12:41,362 --> 00:12:44,481 Oh, for God's sake. She has dropped him right in it there. 330 00:12:44,482 --> 00:12:47,481 They're not very bright, are they? No, they're not. No. 331 00:12:47,482 --> 00:12:49,801 That's not what they're known for. No. Yeah. 332 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,441 He's here. 333 00:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,281 What, now? Yep. 334 00:12:53,282 --> 00:12:57,001 Oh, no. Oh, no! She's going to rip his beard off. 335 00:12:57,002 --> 00:13:00,081 Beks, I'm going to get a matcha. Come find me if you need me. 336 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,961 [HE LAUGHS] 337 00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:03,721 'I'm getting a matcha.' 338 00:13:03,722 --> 00:13:07,321 How not necessary. You could have texted her that. 339 00:13:07,322 --> 00:13:11,241 "Beks, I'm going to go and get a Matcha. Text me when you're done." 340 00:13:11,242 --> 00:13:12,881 Like, what? 341 00:13:12,882 --> 00:13:15,801 There was no cheating, OK? I didn't Kiss or do anything, but I still... 342 00:13:15,802 --> 00:13:18,841 I want to hold my hands up. I was a bad boyfriend. 343 00:13:18,842 --> 00:13:20,041 You were. Yeah. 344 00:13:20,042 --> 00:13:22,961 Like, I was this close to making a mistake. 345 00:13:22,962 --> 00:13:24,241 [SHE GASPS] 346 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:26,601 You could have stopped before you said that, Freddy. 347 00:13:26,602 --> 00:13:28,561 I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't have said that. 348 00:13:28,562 --> 00:13:30,881 I really feel bad, and I don't want to hurt you, 349 00:13:30,882 --> 00:13:31,801 And I don't want this to end. 350 00:13:31,802 --> 00:13:33,601 Dump him. Dump him. Dump him. 351 00:13:33,602 --> 00:13:35,400 Especially, yeah, I just... 352 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:38,201 Aw. Poor girl. 353 00:13:38,202 --> 00:13:40,241 You see, now I'd be saying, "Is that because of me, 354 00:13:40,242 --> 00:13:43,761 "or have you seen some of the prices on the labels in here?" 355 00:13:43,762 --> 00:13:46,201 Try and deflect. A bit of banter. 356 00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:49,001 Do you think Freddy needs a year Of doing National Service? No! 357 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:51,160 Well, maybe. Maybe. 358 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,361 In Hull... 359 00:13:59,362 --> 00:14:01,361 Hey, Jenny, I've got something for you to try here. 360 00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,681 Oh! I want your expertise. 361 00:14:03,682 --> 00:14:05,601 Best friends Jenny and Lee. 362 00:14:05,602 --> 00:14:05,641 Try it. It's really... 363 00:14:05,642 --> 00:14:08,721 Try it. It's really... Is it treacle sponge? Yeah. 364 00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:11,721 Oh, I like loads of the syrup. Why not? 365 00:14:11,722 --> 00:14:16,121 Really nice. All right. 366 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,960 Oh! Oh! Ah! 367 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,721 That's for being greedy. 368 00:14:22,722 --> 00:14:26,960 Oh! You need to go and wash it off. 369 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,880 Go and wash it off. 370 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,561 Quick. Hurry up. All right. Fucking hell. 371 00:14:35,562 --> 00:14:36,880 Only tasting... 372 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,841 Oh, that's hot. 373 00:14:41,842 --> 00:14:46,201 On Wednesday night, we were in the mood for more matchmaking 374 00:14:46,202 --> 00:14:47,721 On Channel 4. 375 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:50,681 Do you get first date nerves? Erm, not so much now. 376 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,641 I used to when I was a bit younger. 377 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,001 Yeah. You've had a bit of practice, ain't you? 378 00:14:55,002 --> 00:14:57,641 Have you ever had an awful first date before? 379 00:14:57,642 --> 00:15:00,520 No. I'm highly successful in dating. 380 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:05,040 I've got two kids to show for it. Oh, my days. 381 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,881 It's so good not having to worry about the dating scene, 382 00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:12,881 You know, these days. When I'm looking on the dating app, 383 00:15:12,882 --> 00:15:14,361 Man, it's just pure craziness on there. 384 00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:16,560 What are you looking at a dating app for? 385 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,401 Oh, who have we got here? 386 00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:23,201 21-year-old JJ has perfected his look. 387 00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:24,961 I wouldn't say I'm, like, super vain. 388 00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:26,241 He's very shiny, isn't he? 389 00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:27,881 Oh, he's tanned. 390 00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:30,801 He has got his skincare regime on lock. 391 00:15:30,802 --> 00:15:32,361 I mean, I walk into the bar or something. 392 00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:34,041 They were like, 'Do you know who you look like?' 393 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:35,561 No. Who? 394 00:15:35,562 --> 00:15:37,281 I'm like,'No.' They go,'You look like Ken.' 395 00:15:37,282 --> 00:15:38,401 Ken who? 396 00:15:38,402 --> 00:15:40,761 Ken as in... Barbie? Barbie and Ken? 397 00:15:40,762 --> 00:15:43,761 I'm at that stage where I'm, like, ready to find love. 398 00:15:43,762 --> 00:15:45,121 So just a rocket... 399 00:15:45,122 --> 00:15:46,401 What's a rocket? 400 00:15:46,402 --> 00:15:50,881 If I went to Paige,"You're a rocket,'she'd go,'You what?!" 401 00:15:50,882 --> 00:15:52,361 ♪ I'm a Barbie girl... ♪ 402 00:15:52,362 --> 00:15:53,681 For 20-year-old Keeley... 403 00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:55,441 Oh, Barbie Girl! 404 00:15:55,442 --> 00:15:58,881 Oh, it's Barbie and Ken. Ken! It's Barbie and Ken. 405 00:15:58,882 --> 00:16:02,521 It's time for her love life to turn sunny side up. 406 00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:05,481 Oh, look at this. She's definitely a rocket. 407 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,801 Shall I take your jacket, maybe? Thank you. 408 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,121 Jesus Christ. 409 00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:10,921 OK. Ah! 410 00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:12,641 Oh, that's the reaction you want, isn't it, 411 00:16:12,642 --> 00:16:13,841 When you walk into the room? 412 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,281 She's a proper rocket. 413 00:16:16,282 --> 00:16:19,281 Oh! She's a proper rocket! 414 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:22,041 "Proper fucking rocket! 415 00:16:22,042 --> 00:16:24,601 'Jesus Christ!' Right up my street. 416 00:16:24,602 --> 00:16:26,921 Hi, darling. You all right? 417 00:16:26,922 --> 00:16:28,201 I'm good. How are you? Nice to meet you. 418 00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:29,881 It's a good match. Yeah. 419 00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:31,881 Can just see them in a box together, both side by side, 420 00:16:31,882 --> 00:16:34,921 Ken and Barbie. In the toy shop. Yeah. 421 00:16:34,922 --> 00:16:36,121 What do you do for a living? 422 00:16:36,122 --> 00:16:37,961 I work in a sunbed shop. Yeah. 423 00:16:37,962 --> 00:16:39,320 Oh, yeah, you can tell. 424 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:45,281 Perfect! You can get a discount. This is a match made in heaven. 425 00:16:45,282 --> 00:16:47,201 How many minutes on a sunbed do you do? 426 00:16:47,202 --> 00:16:49,081 20. 20? Yeah. 427 00:16:49,082 --> 00:16:50,201 20?! 428 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:54,601 Of all questions to ask her. This is a proper Essex conversation. 429 00:16:54,602 --> 00:16:54,641 You remind me of, like, you know, 430 00:16:54,642 --> 00:16:58,960 You remind me of, like, you know, Like, in an air fryer, yeah? 431 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,481 An air fryer? 432 00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:03,881 What do you mean? 433 00:17:03,882 --> 00:17:05,721 So you put, like, chicken balls in there. 434 00:17:05,722 --> 00:17:07,081 OK. 435 00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:09,001 Stop. JJ, just stop. 436 00:17:09,002 --> 00:17:10,881 Cos you go in for 20 minutes, I feel like you were, like, 437 00:17:10,882 --> 00:17:13,241 The last one that keeps getting fried every time. 438 00:17:13,242 --> 00:17:15,601 Oh! Oh, she's deep-fried. 439 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:15,641 That doesn't sound 440 00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:17,692 That doesn't sound like a compliment, JJ. 441 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,280 That's such a weird comparison. 442 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,881 JJ, come on, you can do better than this, man. 443 00:17:24,882 --> 00:17:26,641 I don't think that went down well, that. 444 00:17:26,642 --> 00:17:29,281 Well, I've not been compared to a chicken bowl at least. 445 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,801 Cos of work and that, I have to be, like, quite professional 446 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,241 When I'm uptown. What does he do? 447 00:17:34,242 --> 00:17:36,161 Because I'm actually, like, a funeral director. 448 00:17:36,162 --> 00:17:37,841 Oh, he's a film director. 449 00:17:37,842 --> 00:17:40,681 A funeral director, not a film di... 450 00:17:40,682 --> 00:17:43,281 Oh, I thought he said he was a film director. 451 00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:46,041 Ken is a funeral director. 452 00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,881 Well, I do all, like, the behind the scenes stuff. 453 00:17:47,882 --> 00:17:49,441 Oh, really? Oh, no. 454 00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:51,121 And I have to do all the make-up as well? 455 00:17:51,122 --> 00:17:53,681 Oh, he puts a bit of blusher on Them, then, make them look a bit... 456 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,001 Bit of rouge. Yeah. 457 00:17:55,002 --> 00:17:57,001 Might get you to do mine at some point. 458 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:58,880 Probably do a better job. 459 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,921 [VARIOUS GASPS] 460 00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:03,001 JJ! 461 00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:05,361 I mean... You can't say that! 462 00:18:05,362 --> 00:18:08,881 There's a reason he's dealing with the stuff in the back. 463 00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:11,360 He can't be trusted around grieving families. 464 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,281 Thanks? I'm joking. 465 00:18:15,282 --> 00:18:16,841 Does he think he's being funny? 466 00:18:16,842 --> 00:18:17,881 I think he does. 467 00:18:17,882 --> 00:18:18,960 Can he pull it back? 468 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,561 I feel like he can. 469 00:18:21,562 --> 00:18:23,201 You're actually beautiful. 470 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:24,801 Aw! 471 00:18:24,802 --> 00:18:26,081 We're quite a good match. 472 00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:28,641 Mm-hm. I think we're, like, perfect couple. Innit? 473 00:18:28,642 --> 00:18:31,081 Oh! See? Oh, he's clawing it back. Of course. 474 00:18:31,082 --> 00:18:34,120 Cupid's calling now, Jenny. You know? That Cupid. 475 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,521 You all right? Yeah. You? Yeah. Yes. 476 00:18:39,522 --> 00:18:41,321 Look at them both giggling at each other. 477 00:18:41,322 --> 00:18:43,321 He's going to say yes. We know that. 478 00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,681 I think she'll say yes as well. Aye. 479 00:18:45,682 --> 00:18:47,632 Would you like to see each other again? 480 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,201 Ladies first. 481 00:18:50,202 --> 00:18:51,321 Go on. 482 00:18:51,322 --> 00:18:52,441 I would, yeah. 483 00:18:52,442 --> 00:18:53,721 Oh! She would! 484 00:18:53,722 --> 00:18:54,881 Yes! 485 00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:56,561 What's he going to say? 486 00:18:56,562 --> 00:18:57,601 No. 487 00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,881 [VARIOUS GASPS] 488 00:18:59,882 --> 00:19:01,881 No. I'm joking, I'm joking. 489 00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:04,241 Oh! Just, JJ, stop it! 490 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:06,921 See? He just doesn't know when to stop. 491 00:19:06,922 --> 00:19:08,761 She's a nice girl. 492 00:19:08,762 --> 00:19:11,081 Thanks. And you're very pretty. 493 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:12,521 You're very good-looking as well. 494 00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:14,081 Oh, is that joyful? 495 00:19:14,082 --> 00:19:15,881 Yes. Yeah? Yes. 496 00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:18,401 See, it's nice when they're young and they're in love. 497 00:19:18,402 --> 00:19:20,281 Do you remember them days? No! 498 00:19:20,282 --> 00:19:22,241 Yes, you do. 499 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:23,521 First dates are the worst. 500 00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,201 I prefer a second or a third. 501 00:19:25,202 --> 00:19:27,681 Actually, I'd say third date is my favourite. 502 00:19:27,682 --> 00:19:30,041 I like when you get to third dates. I ain't seen many of them. 503 00:19:30,042 --> 00:19:32,240 I was going to say! Not seen many of them. 504 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,201 In Leeds... 505 00:19:38,202 --> 00:19:41,121 I've only gone and volunteered myself at PTA at school. 506 00:19:41,122 --> 00:19:43,121 You haven't! Yeah. 507 00:19:43,122 --> 00:19:45,681 Sisters Ellie and Izzi. 508 00:19:45,682 --> 00:19:47,681 So I went into t'office this morning at school 509 00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:50,881 And I said,"Oh, I just wanted to ask, do you know, like, 510 00:19:50,882 --> 00:19:52,881 "how do you become involved with the PTA?" 511 00:19:52,882 --> 00:19:55,521 And they said,"Well, funny You should ask, because,"they said, 512 00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:58,761 "we don't have a PTA because our PTA was dissolved last year, 513 00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,081 "because there wasn't enough members. 514 00:20:01,082 --> 00:20:02,881 "So congratulations, 515 00:20:02,882 --> 00:20:05,881 "you are now the first member and the head of the PTA." 516 00:20:05,882 --> 00:20:09,521 You're kidding! I was like,'Oh, my God.' 517 00:20:09,522 --> 00:20:13,921 I did not want to be that parent, the member of the PTA. 518 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:17,881 And now you're the head of the PTA. Founding member of the new PTA. 519 00:20:17,882 --> 00:20:21,361 Just get me a cap and a clipboard And change my name to Karen. 520 00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:25,841 On Wednesday, the wait was finally Over for the return of this. 521 00:20:25,842 --> 00:20:27,601 Right up my street, this. 522 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:27,641 It's equestrian. It's drama. 523 00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:31,561 It's equestrian. It's drama. It's gossip. It's adultery. 524 00:20:31,562 --> 00:20:32,760 I'm here for it all. 525 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:39,841 When I first watched it, I thought, "This is really just not reality. 526 00:20:39,842 --> 00:20:41,081 'It's overacted.' 527 00:20:41,082 --> 00:20:43,881 But, actually, it's exactly like it was in the'80s. 528 00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:47,881 Ghastly drinks parties with people wearing ghastly clothes. 529 00:20:47,882 --> 00:20:49,841 Doing naughty things. Doing terrible things. Yeah. 530 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:52,281 Would you say that you peaked in the'80s, Nutty? 531 00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,641 You did peak in the'80s, didn't you? Yes. 532 00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:57,521 When did you peak?'70s. I don't think you've peaked at all. 533 00:20:57,522 --> 00:20:59,361 No, no, I peaked in the'70s, 534 00:20:59,362 --> 00:21:01,912 In a basement listening to progressive music, Mary. 535 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,881 Oh, there he is. The bastard Tony. 536 00:21:09,882 --> 00:21:13,601 So this is Tony's house, and his wife's died in a car crash, 537 00:21:13,602 --> 00:21:13,641 And it's all due to him 538 00:21:13,642 --> 00:21:15,401 And it's all due to him having an affair. 539 00:21:15,402 --> 00:21:18,400 I know, my darlings. It's all right. 540 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,481 Aunt Min's here now. 541 00:21:21,482 --> 00:21:23,241 Oh, is this Monica's sister? 542 00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,120 All in black. This must be t'funeral. 543 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,881 Oh, there's Archie. 544 00:21:31,882 --> 00:21:34,721 Archie's quite furious with his father, obviously. 545 00:21:34,722 --> 00:21:37,041 I'm not going in the car with you. 546 00:21:37,042 --> 00:21:39,640 Oh, cos Archie knows about the affair. Yes. 547 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,601 Does that mean Aunt Min knows now? 548 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:42,641 It's you two 549 00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:44,921 It's you two in the second car together. 550 00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:46,801 No. I'm staying here. 551 00:21:46,802 --> 00:21:48,801 Oh! She's not going? 552 00:21:48,802 --> 00:21:51,321 It's quite weird to turn up to A funeral then go,'I'm not going.' 553 00:21:51,322 --> 00:21:52,841 Yeah, a little bit weird, wearing black. 554 00:21:52,842 --> 00:21:54,681 Yeah. Got the whole garb on. Sure. 555 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:57,001 What are you talking about? It's your sister's funeral. 556 00:21:57,002 --> 00:21:59,601 We all say goodbye in our own ways. 557 00:21:59,602 --> 00:21:59,641 What are you up to, Aunt Min? 558 00:21:59,642 --> 00:22:02,241 What are you up to, Aunt Min? What is she up to? 559 00:22:02,242 --> 00:22:04,942 Oh, yeah. She's going to go through her jewellery box. 560 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,041 Why do you always think the worst of people? 561 00:22:10,042 --> 00:22:13,521 Anybody who stays behind is having A root around looking for stuff. 562 00:22:13,522 --> 00:22:16,961 A bit later, everyone was back at Tony's for the wake, 563 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:19,761 And Aunt Min was saying her goodbyes. 564 00:22:19,762 --> 00:22:22,721 I am expected on Mustique by the weekend. 565 00:22:22,722 --> 00:22:25,772 Something I want to give you, Min. She'd want you to have it. 566 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,921 Oh, what's he fishing for? 567 00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:30,441 Want to give you her grandmother's ring. 568 00:22:30,442 --> 00:22:31,841 She usually keeps it here. Where is...? 569 00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:33,161 I've taken it already. 570 00:22:33,162 --> 00:22:34,361 Oh. Oh! 571 00:22:34,362 --> 00:22:35,641 The cheek! 572 00:22:35,642 --> 00:22:38,560 Oh, I told you, didn't I? What did I...? Jenny! 573 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,681 Girls, will you go to your rooms? 574 00:22:41,682 --> 00:22:43,401 Well, this is going to be some showdown. 575 00:22:43,402 --> 00:22:45,481 I can't take the house, 576 00:22:45,482 --> 00:22:48,361 But God knows it'll be a happy day when Archie inherits. 577 00:22:48,362 --> 00:22:49,761 Oh! 578 00:22:49,762 --> 00:22:52,281 She knows. She knows, you know. 579 00:22:52,282 --> 00:22:53,481 I don't know what you mean. 580 00:22:53,482 --> 00:22:55,441 Archie told me. 581 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:56,641 [SHE GASPS] 582 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:59,601 Ohhh! It's all coming out now! 583 00:22:59,602 --> 00:22:59,641 You treated her just as badly 584 00:22:59,642 --> 00:23:02,121 You treated her just as badly as I did. She hated you. 585 00:23:02,122 --> 00:23:04,401 Not true. Oh, yeah. Yeah, 586 00:23:04,402 --> 00:23:05,561 'Yeah, yeah!' 587 00:23:05,562 --> 00:23:08,401 This is a very posh, quiet argument, innit? It is. 588 00:23:08,402 --> 00:23:10,401 There's no effs or jeffs threw in here, is there? No. 589 00:23:10,402 --> 00:23:12,161 And that's without me ever telling her how you tried 590 00:23:12,162 --> 00:23:13,961 To seduce me away from her. 591 00:23:13,962 --> 00:23:15,361 Remember? At Christmas? 592 00:23:15,362 --> 00:23:16,641 [SHE GASPS] Oh! 593 00:23:16,642 --> 00:23:19,081 Ooh, she tried to seduce him! 594 00:23:19,082 --> 00:23:22,321 You put your hands down my trousers While Monica was stirring the gravy. 595 00:23:22,322 --> 00:23:23,881 Ooh! [LAUGHTER] 596 00:23:23,882 --> 00:23:26,241 She had her hands down his trousers? Yeah. 597 00:23:26,242 --> 00:23:28,761 That's her sister's husband! You don't do that! 598 00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:31,041 It happens in all families, Jenny. 599 00:23:31,042 --> 00:23:33,121 Not in ours, it don't! 600 00:23:33,122 --> 00:23:36,281 I've always said you married the wrong sister. 601 00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,921 Oh! Well, this is taking a turn. What?! 602 00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:40,321 Your sister ain't even cold! 603 00:23:40,322 --> 00:23:42,000 She ain't even cold yet! 604 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,881 Come here. 605 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:48,161 No! Get out. They're not. 606 00:23:48,162 --> 00:23:50,481 No, no. This is quite inappropriate. 607 00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:55,561 No. No. If he does this on the day of his wife's funeral... 608 00:23:55,562 --> 00:23:57,312 You had other things that I wanted. 609 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,320 [THEY GASP] 610 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,920 Oh, does she mean it? I don't know. Dunno. I don't know. 611 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,081 There he is! 612 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,961 Ah! Ohhh! She was teasing him. 613 00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:16,681 Thank you for assuaging any last speck of guilt I had. 614 00:24:16,682 --> 00:24:18,321 Fuck off out of my house! 615 00:24:18,322 --> 00:24:20,601 Whey! Now we're back in Stretford! 616 00:24:20,602 --> 00:24:21,720 'Fuck off!' 617 00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,001 What in hell's name's this? 618 00:24:27,002 --> 00:24:29,041 How much stuff did she take? 619 00:24:29,042 --> 00:24:30,801 Are you having a laugh? She's got vanloads! 620 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,561 This is brilliant. She's like, 'I'm only taking what's mine.' 621 00:24:33,562 --> 00:24:34,841 Go to Hell! 622 00:24:34,842 --> 00:24:37,201 Yes. See you there. 623 00:24:37,202 --> 00:24:38,241 'Yes...' 624 00:24:38,242 --> 00:24:39,560 [BOTH] 'See you there!' 625 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,841 Good on ya! 626 00:24:42,842 --> 00:24:44,201 I love this woman. 627 00:24:44,202 --> 00:24:46,081 She's actually an icon. 628 00:24:46,082 --> 00:24:48,360 Oh, finally, Tony's getting what he deserves. 629 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,201 Look, everyone's watching. 630 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:54,761 Fuck off, all of you! 631 00:24:54,762 --> 00:24:57,281 They can get it too! Everyone's getting it! 632 00:24:57,282 --> 00:24:59,321 'Fuck off!' 633 00:24:59,322 --> 00:25:02,201 That'd be me at the window going, 'Oh, what's happening out...?' 634 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:03,479 You'd be stood on the step! 635 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,079 You wouldn't be looking out the window! 636 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,559 I'm a right curtain twitcher. 637 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:06,599 Well, that couldn't have 638 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,239 Well, that couldn't have gone much worse, could it? 639 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,599 No, I mean, I thought I was having A bad day when I had two car 640 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,359 Accidents and my MacBook died the other day, but... 641 00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,519 Not quite up to this this. 642 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,238 Child's play compared to that. 643 00:25:23,318 --> 00:25:24,639 In Surrey... 644 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,559 Dad, do you know what happened the other day? Go on. 645 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,479 Mum and I went in the car, right, and there's this, 646 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:29,519 You know, youngish guy 647 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,919 You know, youngish guy in the car next to us 648 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,319 That's pulled up to the traffic light. 649 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:35,839 He was checking out Mum! 650 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,759 Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Chee. 651 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,398 That's because he's young and foolish, that's why! 652 00:25:44,278 --> 00:25:47,279 I leaned forward, I was like,'No!' 653 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,279 No, you should say,'Yes! Yes! Go!' 654 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,399 Trust me. He's proper looking at her! 655 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,959 I'm like,'You know, that's my mum!' 656 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,919 Yeah!"That's not my sister, that's my mum!" 657 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,718 He's looking for pension money! 658 00:25:57,998 --> 00:25:59,839 So are you! 659 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,639 This week, we were back with Bertie, who was tracking down some 660 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,319 Apex predators on Disney+. 661 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,639 If you were going to be a wolf, you'd be a lone wolf. 662 00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:10,119 Would I? Why? 663 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:12,399 I'd be hungry like the wolf. 664 00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,599 You would! 665 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,119 That's upside down. Oh, yeah. 666 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:18,170 Are you turning fucking next door's over? 667 00:26:22,198 --> 00:26:23,198 Coming this way. 668 00:26:24,758 --> 00:26:26,799 Yep, right down the track. 669 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,759 I love a hat with flaps. 670 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,079 A flappy hat? I love a flappy hat, yeah. 671 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,238 They are coming straight towards us. 672 00:26:35,038 --> 00:26:37,439 [SHE GASPS] Oh, they're lovely. Look at them! 673 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,319 Look at that! 674 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,279 They don't look like wolves. 675 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,479 That's a wolf. Is it... A wolf? 676 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,559 Wolf. Wolfs... Wolves. 677 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:50,959 If you're gonna say, like, plurally, it'll be W-O-L-V-E-S. 678 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,319 Oh, right, I was right. I was thinking... Wolves. 679 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,799 Why are you saying'wolf' and I'm saying'wolves'? 680 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,650 Cos a wolf is one. Wolves is a group. 681 00:27:00,958 --> 00:27:03,478 Oh, my God! Look at the paws! Yeah. 682 00:27:06,678 --> 00:27:08,519 Hey, OK, that's close enough. 683 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,279 Yeah, think so, mate. 684 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,519 Let's just hold it there. 685 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,720 Bertie's got some spuds, I'll give him that. 686 00:27:17,558 --> 00:27:20,959 I do like wolves, but I wouldn't Ever want to be up close with one. 687 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,879 I'm happy that Bertie gets up close, So we don't have to. Yeah. 688 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,159 It's very exciting to be back here. 689 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:27,319 For the last seven years, 690 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,159 I've been following a really special pack of wolves. 691 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,799 Seven years? I mean, you've got to be keen. 692 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,319 Weighing more than ten times a wolf, Moose are dangerous prey. 693 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:38,620 I prefer chocolate mousse. 694 00:27:40,678 --> 00:27:43,079 Mooses are massive. Meese are massive. 695 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,279 Mooses are massive. 696 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,719 They are big, yeah.'Meese'? 697 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,159 A moose. Is it'meese'? 698 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,199 No, a moose. Oh, moose. Mooses. 699 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:51,519 Mooses. Moosi. 700 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,559 It's this epic battle of moose versus wolf 701 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,439 That I've always wanted to film. 702 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,519 No! 703 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,359 Have you actually seen a real-life picture of them? 704 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:03,079 They're actually huge. 705 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,639 I mean, I'm staring at a real-life picture right now. 706 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,359 I don't know if you thought this was AI. 707 00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:09,198 No, that's not what I meant! 708 00:28:12,838 --> 00:28:15,279 Ooh, a drone! Ooh, he's putting a drone up. 709 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,559 Got him. How far out? 710 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,119 Oh, there they are. Oh, voila! 711 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:23,839 Wow. They're just nose-to-tail, Going through the moose tracks. 712 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,159 Oh, they're tracking the moose, Teresa. Yeah. 713 00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:27,679 Moose. See, see, see? Yeah, yeah. 714 00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:28,759 There was a moose ahead of them. 715 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:30,159 [ALFIE GASPS] There he is. There's the moose! 716 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,279 Get the hell out of there, mate. 717 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,730 There's a moose on the loose! 718 00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:38,239 OK, here they go, here they go. 719 00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,290 Oh,'ey up, he's seen it, He's seen it. Oh, they're going now. 720 00:28:42,718 --> 00:28:44,079 Into the forest. 721 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,919 I don't know whose side we're supposed to be on, though. 722 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,679 Are we supposed to be on the Moose's side or the wolf's side? 723 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:48,830 I'm all about the wolf. 724 00:28:51,198 --> 00:28:52,359 There's two moose. 725 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,719 Oh! Oh! There's two! There's two moose! 726 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,119 Oh, my God, it's 50/50, which moose is gonna get it. 727 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:00,399 That's a female and calf. 728 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,039 Oh, it's a baby one. Oh, no. 729 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,079 Oh, no, the baby's gonna get it. I don't want the cub to die. 730 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,879 Well, they won't go down easy. They'll fight. Yeah. 731 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,879 [MOOSE BELLOWS] Turning around, defending. 732 00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:12,159 Oh! Oh, mother's turned! 733 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,399 Oh, good for mother. 734 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,758 She's protecting her baby, in't she? Yeah. 735 00:29:18,198 --> 00:29:19,359 Oh, my word! 736 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,959 Oh, she's kicked him! She's booted him! 737 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,359 They're gonna get her! They're gonna get her! 738 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,639 That's Kona! Kona's attached! 739 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,639 Kona's got the mum by her leg! 740 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:29,079 Oh, no! Oh, it's got her! 741 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,519 Oh, I don't like it! It's awful! 742 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,958 Bertie, turn your drone off! 743 00:29:35,278 --> 00:29:37,199 Fucking hell. Oh, my God! Look at it holding on! 744 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:38,878 No, no, no, no, no! 745 00:29:40,838 --> 00:29:42,599 Kona's just not letting go. 746 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,399 She must be taking a battering. 747 00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:47,479 Oh, my God. That is a determined... 748 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,879 Wolf. That's a hungry wolf. 749 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,399 [BEEPING] 750 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,239 I'm right at the edge of the drone's range. 751 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,679 You're joking! 752 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,319 I can't follow them any further. 753 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,999 Oh, no! After all of that! Can't believe this! 754 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,279 Are you kidding me?! 755 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:00,319 They're too far. 756 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,439 [BEEPING] 757 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:02,879 I am coming home. 758 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,919 Oh, how disappointing's that? Ohh... 759 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,920 You wouldn't get this with Attenborough. 760 00:30:08,758 --> 00:30:10,479 They'd have the kit, wouldn't they? 761 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,799 After the excitement of yesterday, 762 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,839 We head straight back to where we left Kona and the pack. 763 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,999 They're gonna go out in the morning, 764 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,359 See if the wolves are feasting on some moose meat today! 765 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,399 Moose meat! 766 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:22,318 [LAUGHTER] 767 00:30:24,598 --> 00:30:26,698 Look, look, look, look, look. [BOTH] What? 768 00:30:27,078 --> 00:30:28,518 They got that moose. 769 00:30:29,598 --> 00:30:31,999 Oh, the moose has had it, Soph. 770 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,639 Oh, Mother Nature's horrible sometimes, isn't she? 771 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,719 Oh, man! They ate that moose quick! 772 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,359 Why? Why? What happened to the moose, man? 773 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,119 That's you and stew. Scoff it down. 774 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,199 You know what I mean? No, that's with you eating the stew. 775 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:49,519 Very happy for them. That's a big meal. Yeah. 776 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:50,839 Oh, Bertie! 777 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,279 It's made me hungry now, watching that programme. 778 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,630 Is there anything that doesn't make you hungry? 779 00:30:56,838 --> 00:30:59,118 I could eat a moose, I'm that hungry. 780 00:31:00,878 --> 00:31:02,599 In Yorkshire... 781 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,439 SARA: I'd quite like to see the hearing man again 782 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,959 Because I've gone deaf so quickly. 783 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,679 Gone suddenly. LARA: So you need another hearing test, then? 784 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,399 Sara and her daughter-in-law Lara. 785 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,999 In May, I saw him in May, you know, after my fall, 786 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,599 And both my ears were really quite good. 787 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,399 And... Yeah, you didn't really ever wear your hearing aids. 788 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,479 I didn't have them. Wow. 789 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:23,519 And, um, since then, from May 790 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,559 And, um, since then, from May to now, I've gone deaf. 791 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,799 And I want to know why I've gone deaf so suddenly. 792 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,879 Oh, well, you must get your hearing aids altered. 793 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,679 No. I mean, they're, you know, they're fine hearing aids, 794 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,039 But I want to know why I've gone deaf. 795 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,399 Because I wasn't. Well, because you're just getting old. 796 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:45,050 You're nearly bloody 90. No wonder you're going deaf! 797 00:31:47,278 --> 00:31:50,799 On Saturday night, the competition was getting stiff 798 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,239 As Strictly hit the halfway mark on BBC ONE. 799 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,799 Open the wine. It's Strictly time. It's Strictly time. Yeah. 800 00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,999 ♪ Strictly Theme ♪ 801 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,959 What are you doing that dance movement for? 802 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:04,158 That went wrong. 803 00:32:05,478 --> 00:32:07,478 Must be these new glasses, Mary. 804 00:32:11,078 --> 00:32:13,999 We're getting to the business end Of Strictly now. Business end? 805 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,319 Well, it's where they're all good. 806 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,620 I used to be a good dancer as well, at school. 807 00:32:18,878 --> 00:32:21,439 I did! For a little fat boy, 808 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,519 You were very light on your feet, weren't you? I was. 809 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:27,478 They all used to say that, yeah. Did they? 810 00:32:28,878 --> 00:32:33,359 Dancing the salsa, John Nellis and Katya Jones. 811 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,759 John Nellis - he's a YouTuber, in't he? 812 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:38,039 He does all the YouTubing stuff. 813 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,599 You sound like a grandad. 814 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,119 'The football YouTuber...' 815 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,999 You've turned off my YouTube, Mary. I can't watch it any more. 816 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,798 No. You've put adult controls on it. Mm-hm. 817 00:32:50,078 --> 00:32:51,959 Cut the jacket. Don't want that. 818 00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:54,319 Yes! That's how we enter the nightclub. 819 00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:56,999 But we're usually not standing up. No. 820 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,639 ♪ Get Lucky ♪ by Daft Punk 821 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,959 Salsa! OK! Jeez. 822 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,559 That's a bit like you, Dave. You'd Walk on like that, wouldn't you? 823 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,719 Aye. 824 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,199 I'd love it if Nat had some tasselly trousers. Would you? 825 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,639 Yeah, I would! Would you? 826 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,319 But ten years ago, when you met Nat, He pulled them out of his wardrobe, 827 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,720 You're telling me you wouldn't have got the ick? 828 00:33:18,798 --> 00:33:21,038 ♪ The legend of the phoenix... ♪ 829 00:33:23,718 --> 00:33:26,079 Oh, there's a lot of mouth movement. 830 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:27,398 Pow, pow, pow! 831 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:31,678 That's a great... That's a great start, that, innit? 832 00:33:35,438 --> 00:33:38,398 Crikey. That's how Ray gets me in and out of the car. 833 00:33:45,038 --> 00:33:48,188 Oh, Julie, you know you're on A winner when you do one of them. 834 00:33:49,118 --> 00:33:52,039 That is exactly how I enter and exit the dance floor. 835 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,999 'And I'm in.'Yeah. 836 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,518 'And I'm off for a drink.' 837 00:34:02,278 --> 00:34:04,759 Oh, your knee's going, Steve! 838 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,919 Your knee's going. Yeah. 839 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:08,198 ♪ Who you are... ♪ 840 00:34:10,078 --> 00:34:12,519 It's natural, Shirley, innit? Come on! 841 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,519 Eh? Look. 842 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,718 You can just feel the flow, can't you? 843 00:34:18,318 --> 00:34:20,839 ♪ She's up all night till the sun ♪ 844 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,639 ♪ I'm up all night to get some... ♪ 845 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,919 ♪ We're up all night for good fun ♪ 846 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,959 ♪ I'm up all night to get lucky... ♪ 847 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,360 Of course you know that bit. 848 00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:38,119 Oh! Bit of bum wiggle. Bit of twerking. 849 00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,879 Oh, shake that booty! 850 00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:42,839 God, look at that tush go. Woof! 851 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,199 I've never really mastered a twerk. 852 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:47,878 Never? No, I'm too static in the lower carriage. 853 00:34:52,278 --> 00:34:53,879 Well, he's quite good at lifting her up. 854 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:56,319 Now that's a proper lift. That's a proper lift. 855 00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,720 What's he carrying, a plank? 856 00:34:59,678 --> 00:35:01,918 ♪ We're up all night to get lucky. ♪ 857 00:35:04,187 --> 00:35:05,988 Yes, John! Yes, Katya! 858 00:35:05,989 --> 00:35:08,508 That was like a MMA move, innit? Yeah. 859 00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:10,948 Does Nat have the same hip motion as John? 860 00:35:10,949 --> 00:35:12,708 Or is he stiff? Do you know what I mean? 861 00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:14,627 No, Nat... Nat's not stiff. 862 00:35:16,467 --> 00:35:17,707 Let me tell you. 863 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,468 In the Cotswolds... 864 00:35:26,469 --> 00:35:28,388 ALFIE: What are you doing? ANDREW: Nothing. 865 00:35:28,389 --> 00:35:30,748 Why...? What are you...? I wasn't doing anything. 866 00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:33,148 Are you curtain-twitching? No. You are! 867 00:35:33,149 --> 00:35:36,068 No. I was just pulling the blind down. Who's out there? 868 00:35:36,069 --> 00:35:38,548 Andrew and his husband Alfie. 869 00:35:38,549 --> 00:35:41,388 There's nobody out there. No, there's nobody out there. 870 00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:42,948 You are outrageous. 871 00:35:42,949 --> 00:35:46,028 Well, that woman opposite was going into her house, 872 00:35:46,029 --> 00:35:48,348 And I was just seeing if she was back safely. 873 00:35:48,349 --> 00:35:50,228 That doesn't... That doesn't mean 874 00:35:50,229 --> 00:35:53,548 That you have to peer through the curtain. 875 00:35:53,549 --> 00:35:56,308 There's nothing wrong with that. You're a curtain-twitcher. 876 00:35:56,309 --> 00:35:58,628 She couldn't see me. Just admit it. You're a curtain-twitcher. 877 00:35:58,629 --> 00:36:00,429 It's a blind. So I'm a blind-lifter. 878 00:36:02,187 --> 00:36:06,708 On Monday night, Jamie was making A meal of it again on Channel 4. 879 00:36:06,709 --> 00:36:08,188 I'm getting better. 880 00:36:08,189 --> 00:36:10,748 Rather than being in the kitchen for three hours, 881 00:36:10,749 --> 00:36:13,548 Yesterday I was only in for an hour and a half. 882 00:36:13,549 --> 00:36:15,268 Wow, you've really cut the time down. 883 00:36:15,269 --> 00:36:18,508 I've got new recipes that you can cook in your life 884 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:19,908 In just 20 minutes. 885 00:36:19,909 --> 00:36:22,268 Oh, I love it. That's what I'm saying, man. 886 00:36:22,269 --> 00:36:24,868 When you've been working all day, You don't want to be slaving away 887 00:36:24,869 --> 00:36:27,228 At the cooker for the next hour, do you? You never do. 888 00:36:27,229 --> 00:36:30,348 But I don't want anyone saying You can't do it in 20 minutes. 889 00:36:30,349 --> 00:36:30,388 Yeah, but don't make it 890 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:33,028 Yeah, but don't make it like 20,000 ingredients. 891 00:36:33,029 --> 00:36:35,028 And don't be like,"Oh, you'll have this in your cupboard," 892 00:36:35,029 --> 00:36:36,988 Because I can guarantee you I won't have it in my cupboard. 893 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:38,988 And to prove that we can all do it... 894 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:42,068 Oh! We are going to do it in one shot. 895 00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:45,268 A one-shot wonder! Yes, Jamie. 896 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:47,908 He's turning into the James Graham of the culinary world. 897 00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:51,668 It's all filmed in one shot. Stephen Graham. That's right. 898 00:36:51,669 --> 00:36:53,227 Come on, let's do this. 899 00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:55,868 Set your stopwatch. 900 00:36:55,869 --> 00:36:57,868 Get to the freezer, open a packet, 901 00:36:57,869 --> 00:37:00,748 Stick it in t'air fryer, 20 minutes, 200. 902 00:37:00,749 --> 00:37:03,188 Job's a good'un. And you can scroll then. 903 00:37:03,189 --> 00:37:05,108 You don't have to fuck around doing this. 904 00:37:05,109 --> 00:37:06,308 One of the great things 905 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:09,228 About cooking these delicious 20-minute meals 906 00:37:09,229 --> 00:37:11,868 Is it forces you to take everyday ingredients 907 00:37:11,869 --> 00:37:14,948 And cook them in really creative ways. So... 908 00:37:14,949 --> 00:37:17,268 Did anyone just notice what he did with that pasta? 909 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:18,588 That was done in one shot. 910 00:37:18,589 --> 00:37:19,988 How he opened it. 911 00:37:19,989 --> 00:37:22,948 I'm going to show you how we can cook some amazing spaghetti 912 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:24,628 In just 20 minutes. 913 00:37:24,629 --> 00:37:25,868 TOGETHER: Timer's on. 914 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,468 Bullshit. Because no, you opened the pasta before. 915 00:37:28,469 --> 00:37:30,108 Now who's being...? 916 00:37:30,109 --> 00:37:34,468 Inspired from the south of Italy In a little place called Bari. 917 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,828 Oh, I've been to Bari, Nutty. 918 00:37:35,829 --> 00:37:39,068 I had food poisoning in Bari, Nutty. Mm. Unfortunately, yes. 919 00:37:39,069 --> 00:37:41,428 So it's not being boiled traditionally, 920 00:37:41,429 --> 00:37:43,788 Which is what everyone does. We're going to toast it. 921 00:37:43,789 --> 00:37:46,548 Toast it? You can toast spaghetti? 922 00:37:46,549 --> 00:37:49,228 Have you heard of that before? No. OK. 923 00:37:49,229 --> 00:37:51,948 Use a pair of tongs. We want to get it golden, not black. 924 00:37:51,949 --> 00:37:53,748 Golden. Not black. 925 00:37:53,749 --> 00:37:56,748 So no olive oil, no nothing. A dry pan. 926 00:37:56,749 --> 00:37:58,628 I'm going to get my kettle on. 927 00:37:58,629 --> 00:38:01,548 I'm going to add a little bit Of water, not much, to the pan. 928 00:38:01,549 --> 00:38:04,268 Oh, well, my 20 minutes has gone with the kettle. 929 00:38:04,269 --> 00:38:07,268 It takes fucking half an hour to Boil, doesn't it, that bastard. 930 00:38:07,269 --> 00:38:08,708 Yeah, it takes ages, doesn't it? 931 00:38:08,709 --> 00:38:11,548 So quarter some lovely tomatoes like this. 932 00:38:11,549 --> 00:38:12,868 Right. Got it, got it. 933 00:38:12,869 --> 00:38:14,268 Look at that knife, Lee. 934 00:38:14,269 --> 00:38:17,428 On my knife, you can ride bare-arsed to Blackpool on mine. 935 00:38:17,429 --> 00:38:21,828 I have to stick it in and then Cut it, and then it squashes. Yeah. 936 00:38:21,829 --> 00:38:24,388 And we're going to take the peppers... 937 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:27,028 I've got a jar of peppers! I could do this, Daniella. 938 00:38:27,029 --> 00:38:29,508 And we're just going to get this into here. 939 00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,828 Listen to the noise, Mary. 940 00:38:31,829 --> 00:38:33,788 Juice and all. [GLUGGING] 941 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:36,068 [BOTH] Oh! 942 00:38:36,069 --> 00:38:37,708 Oh, that's a dreadful noise. 943 00:38:37,709 --> 00:38:41,268 And we'll just lush, lush up that sauce. 944 00:38:41,269 --> 00:38:43,188 We're gonna lush up that sauce. 945 00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:45,228 I've got some new plates, guys. 946 00:38:45,229 --> 00:38:48,668 Oh, yeah. Been shopping. Woohoo! 947 00:38:48,669 --> 00:38:50,267 What, all in the 20 minutes? 948 00:38:53,627 --> 00:38:57,228 Just the colour is phenomenal. 949 00:38:57,229 --> 00:38:59,188 Oh, my God. 950 00:38:59,189 --> 00:39:00,748 That looks proper. I can't lie. 951 00:39:00,749 --> 00:39:04,228 At our beautiful 20 minutes, we're all done and happy. 952 00:39:04,229 --> 00:39:05,468 So there you go. 953 00:39:05,469 --> 00:39:07,868 TOGETHER: 19 and 55. 954 00:39:07,869 --> 00:39:09,828 Oh, very good, Jamie. 955 00:39:09,829 --> 00:39:12,148 You've never tasted spaghetti, Shirl, have you? 956 00:39:12,149 --> 00:39:13,947 No. Never? Never in my life. 957 00:39:16,227 --> 00:39:18,828 Do you li...? Well, you don't even know if you like it. 958 00:39:18,829 --> 00:39:20,548 I don't like it. 959 00:39:20,549 --> 00:39:22,868 It's only wheat, see? No, I don't like it. 960 00:39:22,869 --> 00:39:25,787 Durum wheat. No? No. 961 00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,108 In North London... 962 00:39:30,109 --> 00:39:32,588 SANDY: Pizza Monday. MAX: Pizza Monday. 963 00:39:32,589 --> 00:39:35,588 Tell me about Pizza Monday. Oh, I had it last week and this week. 964 00:39:35,589 --> 00:39:37,068 OK. Just pineapple. 965 00:39:37,069 --> 00:39:41,108 Next week, I might do pepperoni, prawn and tuna. 966 00:39:41,109 --> 00:39:43,588 Max and his mum Sandy. 967 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:46,508 No pineapple next week? No pineapple. Why is that? 968 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:49,148 Because of the acid. Oh, it gives you heartburn. 969 00:39:49,149 --> 00:39:51,748 Yeah. Oh. I don't like having acid. 970 00:39:51,749 --> 00:39:54,788 No. No, acid reflux. In my system. Yeah, no, 971 00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:58,348 We don't want that, do we? No. I have to take Gaviscon every time. 972 00:39:58,349 --> 00:40:00,068 Well, you don't want that. 973 00:40:00,069 --> 00:40:02,908 This week, a real-life rescue story 974 00:40:02,909 --> 00:40:06,228 Was giving us sweaty palms on Paramount+. 975 00:40:06,229 --> 00:40:07,988 I love a documentary, me, Steve, 976 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:11,308 But I always gravitate towards, like, murder documentaries. 977 00:40:11,309 --> 00:40:13,788 Right. Is this a warning? 978 00:40:13,789 --> 00:40:16,148 Should I be worried about something? 979 00:40:16,149 --> 00:40:17,828 What's with this? What is it? 980 00:40:17,829 --> 00:40:20,329 Leave it. I've got a bit of dinner on there, look. 981 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:24,387 I knew there'd be a reason! You can't see it. 982 00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:30,028 {\an8}This is my home. I grew up here. 983 00:40:30,029 --> 00:40:32,028 It's heaven on Earth. 984 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:33,628 It looks pretty special. Doesn't it? 985 00:40:33,629 --> 00:40:36,388 Can't say that about Lewisham, can you, really? 986 00:40:36,389 --> 00:40:37,947 Heaven on Earth. No. 987 00:40:39,987 --> 00:40:43,748 Cable car in this area is their lifeline. 988 00:40:43,749 --> 00:40:46,308 There's no doors! Don't need a door, Jane. 989 00:40:46,309 --> 00:40:48,628 Oh, God. I'm going to get the heebie-jeebies. 990 00:40:48,629 --> 00:40:49,668 It's not a helicopter. 991 00:40:49,669 --> 00:40:53,268 Children use these cable cars to go to their schools. 992 00:40:53,269 --> 00:40:55,628 I'm not gonna lie. That would be quite sick to, like, 993 00:40:55,629 --> 00:40:57,428 Get on a cable car to go to school, innit? 994 00:40:57,429 --> 00:40:59,228 Ellie, I remember this happening. 995 00:40:59,229 --> 00:41:01,708 This is giving me the willies already. 996 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,388 It frightened me at the time. 997 00:41:03,389 --> 00:41:06,428 I don't remember it. It's a cable-car incident. 998 00:41:06,429 --> 00:41:09,068 NEWS REPORT: Eight people, including six children, 999 00:41:09,069 --> 00:41:13,028 Are trapped inside a cable car in the Pakistani Himalayas... 1000 00:41:13,029 --> 00:41:14,868 Oh, my Lord. Oh, my goodness. 1001 00:41:14,869 --> 00:41:17,348 After one of its mile-long cables snapped. 1002 00:41:17,349 --> 00:41:19,268 No. 1003 00:41:19,269 --> 00:41:20,628 So one of the cables is snapped 1004 00:41:20,629 --> 00:41:22,468 And it's just kind of hanging on its edge? 1005 00:41:22,469 --> 00:41:26,067 It was terrible. They are going to die. 1006 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:31,428 [JANE GASPS] 1007 00:41:31,429 --> 00:41:32,907 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1008 00:41:36,387 --> 00:41:38,268 [BOTH] Hanging By A Wire. 1009 00:41:38,269 --> 00:41:40,188 Bloody right. Literally. 1010 00:41:40,189 --> 00:41:42,748 In the programme, after several attempts 1011 00:41:42,749 --> 00:41:45,467 And only rescuing one passenger... 1012 00:41:47,467 --> 00:41:49,148 [GEORGIA GASPS] Oh, I can't bear... 1013 00:41:49,149 --> 00:41:50,387 Don't say he dies. 1014 00:41:52,627 --> 00:41:54,108 He's not harnessed there. 1015 00:41:54,109 --> 00:41:56,508 He's just literally hanging on to that with his hands. 1016 00:41:56,509 --> 00:41:58,828 Nothing else. And swinging as well. 1017 00:41:58,829 --> 00:42:02,227 They had to think outside the box for a solution. 1018 00:42:03,747 --> 00:42:05,548 My name is Muhammad Ali Swati. 1019 00:42:05,549 --> 00:42:07,148 Oh, hello. Who's this, then? 1020 00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:10,188 People call me Adventure Boy because I love adventure. 1021 00:42:10,189 --> 00:42:12,508 We're calling on Adventure Boy to go and save them. 1022 00:42:12,509 --> 00:42:13,708 OK. Right. 1023 00:42:13,709 --> 00:42:16,308 He's like a Pakistani Rambo, isn't he? Yeah. 1024 00:42:16,309 --> 00:42:19,548 What? This has just taken a wild turn for me. 1025 00:42:19,549 --> 00:42:22,748 I love fashion and I love modelling 1026 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:27,108 Because in my family, I'm best-looking and I have 1027 00:42:27,109 --> 00:42:28,668 A handsome body. 1028 00:42:28,669 --> 00:42:30,268 Handsome body? 1029 00:42:30,269 --> 00:42:31,908 Best-looking in the family, too. 1030 00:42:31,909 --> 00:42:34,428 I know how he feels. Same in our family. 1031 00:42:34,429 --> 00:42:39,228 I have two businesses. The first one is a successful gym. 1032 00:42:39,229 --> 00:42:41,868 Where has this show gone? Yeah, I know. 1033 00:42:41,869 --> 00:42:44,988 He is using this as a good ad for himself, isn't it? 1034 00:42:44,989 --> 00:42:47,589 And also, I'm the owner of world's highest zip line. 1035 00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:54,468 Oh! He's a zip-liner. 1036 00:42:54,469 --> 00:42:56,828 So he's got all the gear and an idea. 1037 00:42:56,829 --> 00:42:59,388 "Let's go fucking zip-lining and save some lives." 1038 00:42:59,389 --> 00:43:01,708 Come on. I'm up for it. I'm up for it. 1039 00:43:01,709 --> 00:43:03,228 Come on, Ali. Mr Adventure. 1040 00:43:03,229 --> 00:43:06,948 When I reached the top, it was completely dark. 1041 00:43:06,949 --> 00:43:09,748 Everybody was shouting. 1042 00:43:09,749 --> 00:43:11,668 It was complete chaos. 1043 00:43:11,669 --> 00:43:14,388 'Step aside. Adventure Boy is here.' 1044 00:43:14,389 --> 00:43:16,348 'Zip line to the rescue.' 1045 00:43:16,349 --> 00:43:16,388 And then I checked 1046 00:43:16,389 --> 00:43:18,828 And then I checked the condition of wire. 1047 00:43:18,829 --> 00:43:22,148 It was finished. It could break at any moment. 1048 00:43:22,149 --> 00:43:25,428 [MARY GASPS] The wire was so shoddy. Oh... 1049 00:43:25,429 --> 00:43:27,148 And he's going to latch himself onto it? Yeah. 1050 00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:28,348 'I'll do it. Nae bother.' 1051 00:43:28,349 --> 00:43:30,507 We see the cable car clearly. 1052 00:43:33,307 --> 00:43:35,068 Oh, look at these bairns, Lee. 1053 00:43:35,069 --> 00:43:37,428 That must be absolutely terrifying. 1054 00:43:37,429 --> 00:43:39,828 We attached three boys to me, 1055 00:43:39,829 --> 00:43:42,188 And we got onto the cable 1056 00:43:42,189 --> 00:43:44,908 To make our journey back to the ground. 1057 00:43:44,909 --> 00:43:46,548 Three boys to him at once. 1058 00:43:46,549 --> 00:43:49,508 So there's four of them dangling from this cable? 1059 00:43:49,509 --> 00:43:52,259 And then they're going to pull them back with the rope. 1060 00:43:57,547 --> 00:43:59,908 Oh, no! Is it...? Oh, it's... 1061 00:43:59,909 --> 00:44:01,308 What's wrong with the rope? 1062 00:44:01,309 --> 00:44:04,108 I don't know why they are not pulling me. 1063 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:06,468 Can you pull him? Why aren't they pulling him? 1064 00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:09,519 Oh, has the rope got jammed Or something? I don't know. Oh... 1065 00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:15,348 Got stuck in a tree branch. 1066 00:44:15,349 --> 00:44:17,348 You couldn't make it up. 1067 00:44:17,349 --> 00:44:17,388 I decided that now I pull myself 1068 00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:21,748 I decided that now I pull myself with my hands. 1069 00:44:21,749 --> 00:44:24,108 Oh, my God. Yes! 1070 00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:26,307 He's using brute strength to pull him up. 1071 00:44:34,147 --> 00:44:35,628 That's insane. 1072 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,908 Actually pulled him 400 to 500ft. 1073 00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:42,588 After 90 minutes, I was exhausted. 1074 00:44:42,589 --> 00:44:44,988 90 minutes! Whoa. 1075 00:44:44,989 --> 00:44:46,627 I let go. 1076 00:44:48,187 --> 00:44:51,147 [IZZI GASPS] Oh, no, oh, no. 1077 00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:55,308 Oh, no! They're not going to go back into the car. 1078 00:44:55,309 --> 00:44:57,467 But suddenly we stopped. 1079 00:44:59,987 --> 00:45:01,348 What? Why? 1080 00:45:01,349 --> 00:45:02,627 The rope's caught him. 1081 00:45:05,507 --> 00:45:08,068 The actual rope was snagged on the trees, wasn't it? 1082 00:45:08,069 --> 00:45:09,948 It was. So that was his failsafe. 1083 00:45:09,949 --> 00:45:11,588 Irony. Irony! Yeah. 1084 00:45:11,589 --> 00:45:14,739 The tree that couldn't get them out Saved them in the end. Wow. 1085 00:45:16,987 --> 00:45:20,037 Here we go. Oh, yes! They're Pulling. Here we go. Here we go. 1086 00:45:21,867 --> 00:45:23,588 Pulling them, look. Oh, they're there! 1087 00:45:23,589 --> 00:45:24,908 What a guy. 1088 00:45:24,909 --> 00:45:26,228 Well done, Ali. 1089 00:45:26,229 --> 00:45:27,987 [CHEERING] 1090 00:45:31,387 --> 00:45:33,748 They made it! Oh, my God. 1091 00:45:33,749 --> 00:45:36,068 That is unbelievable. 1092 00:45:36,069 --> 00:45:38,508 He's actually a hero. That is amazing. 1093 00:45:38,509 --> 00:45:40,828 If I was them people stuck in the cable cars, 1094 00:45:40,829 --> 00:45:42,348 Yeah, I owe him for life. 1095 00:45:42,349 --> 00:45:42,388 Now Adventure Boy can say that 1096 00:45:42,389 --> 00:45:45,148 Now Adventure Boy can say that He's the best-looking in his family, 1097 00:45:45,149 --> 00:45:47,068 With the most handsome body, 1098 00:45:47,069 --> 00:45:49,748 AND he's a real-life superhero. 1099 00:45:49,749 --> 00:45:52,908 I've had a similar level of panic, Not quite to the same degree, 1100 00:45:52,909 --> 00:45:57,268 But I actually got locked in a public toilet cubicle. 1101 00:45:57,269 --> 00:45:59,028 Oh, Jesus. 1102 00:45:59,029 --> 00:46:01,388 You know, there's a mix of things going on there. 1103 00:46:01,318 --> 00:46:03,677 The smells... Yeah. Emotions are high. 1104 00:46:03,678 --> 00:46:06,277 Anxiety... You don't know what to touch. Yeah. 1105 00:46:06,278 --> 00:46:06,317 Luckily, there was a hole between 1106 00:46:06,318 --> 00:46:08,797 Luckily, there was a hole between the cubicles, 1107 00:46:08,798 --> 00:46:12,517 So I could communicate with the cubicle next to me. 1108 00:46:12,518 --> 00:46:14,837 Otherwise, I'd have been in the shit. 1109 00:46:14,838 --> 00:46:17,117 [SOPHIE LAUGHS] 1110 00:46:17,118 --> 00:46:27,637 ♪ In a perfect world ♪ 1111 00:46:27,638 --> 00:46:32,597 ♪ Singing out ♪ 1112 00:46:32,598 --> 00:46:40,557 ♪ In a perfect world ♪ 1113 00:46:40,558 --> 00:46:42,837 ♪ In a perfect ♪ 1114 00:46:42,838 --> 00:46:45,797 ♪ Perfect world. ♪ 1115 00:46:45,798 --> 00:46:47,098 Subtitles by Red Bee Media