1 00:00:00,134 --> 00:00:02,835 ΒΆΒΆ 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:05,270 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,375 Oh boy! 4 00:00:09,377 --> 00:00:11,844 It's my favorite day of the year! 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:14,380 The annual three legged race 6 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,382 where the whole town comes together 7 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,117 in the spirit of fair play. 8 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,285 And me and my best girl... Minnie! 9 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:22,855 (MICKEY STUTTERS) 10 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,292 (INHALES HEAVILY) 11 00:00:27,294 --> 00:00:29,495 But we always run this race together. 12 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:31,196 And we always lose. 13 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,532 That's why this year I'm running with Daisy. 14 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,634 But she's a... 15 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:36,935 (WHISPERS) Cheater. 16 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,039 I know, Mickey. 17 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:42,474 But nice guys finish last and you're a... 18 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:44,343 Loser! (GIGGLES) 19 00:00:44,345 --> 00:00:45,711 Fine! Be a cheater! 20 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:48,113 I'm gonna win this race fair and square. 21 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,483 First, I have to find a partner. (GRUMBLE) 22 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,919 I'll run that race with ya. 23 00:00:53,921 --> 00:00:55,187 Peg Leg Pete? 24 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,922 But you're the biggest cheater of them all! 25 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,824 I wouldn't dream of cheating. 26 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:03,395 Hot dog! I knew they were wrong about you, Pete. 27 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,898 The police, the sheriff, the FBI... 28 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,168 On your marks. Get set. 29 00:01:09,170 --> 00:01:10,335 MICKEY: The district attorney's office, 30 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:11,403 fish and wildlife service... 31 00:01:11,405 --> 00:01:13,272 Go! 32 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:16,608 The Mounties, Interpol, all my friends... 33 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:21,613 Hey! 34 00:01:23,350 --> 00:01:24,450 (METAL CLANGS) 35 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,517 (LAUGHS) 36 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,353 (AIR BLOWING) 37 00:01:29,723 --> 00:01:30,789 That's not right. 38 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:34,359 (TIRES SCREECHING) 39 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:37,429 (TRIUMPHANT LAUGH) 40 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,931 BOTH: (GASPS) The money. 41 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:41,533 (BOTH GRUNT) 42 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,935 (LAUGHING) 43 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:44,303 Oh, no you don't! 44 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,306 (WHIRRS) 45 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,342 (EXPLODING) 46 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,712 MICKEY: Well, Pete, 47 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:56,115 looks like the cheaters are gonna win again. 48 00:01:56,117 --> 00:01:58,250 That's right, 'cause we're gonna cheat! 49 00:01:58,252 --> 00:01:59,318 What? 50 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,657 No, no, no, wait. Punch! 51 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,795 MICKEY: Now hold on! 52 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,298 PETE: Hi, ladies. 53 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,433 Bye, ladies. 54 00:02:14,435 --> 00:02:15,501 Hey! 55 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,037 (METAL CLANGS) 56 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,510 Who said cheaters never prosper. 57 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:26,578 (PETE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) 58 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:28,747 Get ready to win, squeaky. 59 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,349 Not if we have to cheat! 60 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,458 Yeah! 61 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,544 (SINGS VICTORY SONG) 62 00:02:41,545 --> 00:02:43,629 (CLEARS THROAT) This is not a sack race, sir. 63 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:45,497 It is a three legged race. 64 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,966 Disqualified! 65 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,935 Oh, garsh... 66 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,305 Is there no one honorable enough 67 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:56,441 to win this trophy fair and square? 68 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,012 There is! 69 00:03:02,650 --> 00:03:03,749 (GASPS) (CHEERING) 70 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,051 (GRUNTS AND GROANS) 71 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:07,119 (GASPS) 72 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:30,976 I did it! I won fair and square! 73 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,380 (WHISTLING WITH PIANO MUSIC)