1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:01,869 [horn honks] 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:05,373 - DUDE, SERIOUSLY? 3 00:00:05,406 --> 00:00:07,775 COME ON. IT'S FINE. 4 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:10,511 [horn honks] 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,313 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 6 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,216 [horn honks] 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,784 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 8 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,286 - LET'S GO. 9 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:21,422 - BUT THERE IS A WOMAN IN THE CROSSWALK, SIR. 10 00:00:21,455 --> 00:00:23,324 - SO GO AROUND HER! 11 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,360 [horn honks] 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:29,463 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 13 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:30,798 - JUST ONE SEC. 14 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:36,537 - HEY, EXCUSE ME. 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:39,340 EXCU--WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU-- 16 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:40,474 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 17 00:00:40,508 --> 00:00:42,443 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY. 18 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:45,479 [air hisses] 19 00:00:58,159 --> 00:01:00,594 - YOU'RE CUTE. 20 00:01:00,628 --> 00:01:03,297 - CAN'T JUST USE OUR FIRE AX TO CHOP UP PEOPLES' CARS. 21 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:05,433 - AND ANYBODY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IT SOME MORE, 22 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,668 YOU CAN COME TO DOWN TO MY COURTHOUSE. 23 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,437 HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY. 24 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,344 [rock music] 25 00:01:16,377 --> 00:01:24,385 * 26 00:01:26,187 --> 00:01:28,289 - REBECCA, THE PAPARAZZI ARE HERE TODAY COVERING 27 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,224 THE BRIANNA BARTON TRIAL, WHICH YOU'RE HEARING. 28 00:01:30,258 --> 00:01:32,360 IF THERE WAS EVER A DAY TO CARE HOW YOU PRESENT YOURSELF, 29 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,361 IT'S TODAY. 30 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:34,362 - I GOT NO A/C. 31 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:35,496 IF YOU HAD TO DRIVE THIS, 32 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:36,797 YOU'D BE DOING IT WITHOUT A TOP TOO. 33 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,366 COME ON, SHE'S A B-LIST ACTRESS 34 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:39,800 WHO GETS ARRESTED EVERY OTHER WEEK. 35 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,502 YOU THINK JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S IN MY COURTROOM, 36 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:42,703 THEY CARE ABOUT ME? 37 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:46,474 - YOU KNOW, IT PHYSICALLY HURTS ME TO LOOK AT YOUR VAN. 38 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:47,675 IT HURTS MY SOUL. 39 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,410 - THAT'S HER! THAT'S BRIANNA'S JUDGE! 40 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,144 - OVER HERE! - THIS WAY! 41 00:01:50,178 --> 00:01:52,513 - JUDGE WRIGHT. JUDGE WRIGHT. 42 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:54,148 DO YOU LIKE BRIANNA'S NEW HAIRCUT 43 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,383 OR DO YOU MISS THE BANGS? 44 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:57,551 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS WANT A PICTURE? 45 00:01:57,585 --> 00:02:00,188 HERE'S YOUR PICTURE! 46 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,255 [cameras clicking] 47 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:02,690 YEAH. 48 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,725 JUSTICE...AT WORK. 49 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,831 UH-UH, GARY. 50 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:11,899 GARY, GARY, GARY, GARY. 51 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,467 I'M SUPER, SUPER BUSY TODAY. 52 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,269 I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR A QUICKIE. 53 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:16,770 - TAKE IT EASY, EGOMANIAC. 54 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,472 OKAY, I'M TESTIFYING ACROSS THE HALL. 55 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,541 - I'M SORRY. I'M A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED. 56 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,243 I'M HEARING THE BRIANNA BARTON CASE TODAY. 57 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:23,611 IT'S GONNA BE A FRICKIN' CIRCUS. 58 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,280 ACTUALLY, LIKE, A QUICKIE WOULD HAVE BEEN SPECTACULAR. 59 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:27,248 - WELL... 60 00:02:27,281 --> 00:02:29,317 HEY, UM, IS IT COOL IF I COME OVER TONIGHT? 61 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:30,451 - OF COURSE. 62 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:31,452 - NICE. - ALL RIGHT. 63 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:32,453 - OKAY. - SEE YOU THEN. 64 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,288 - ALL RIGHT. 65 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,924 - [giggles] 66 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,292 GOOD MORNING, TEDWARD. 67 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,460 - GOOD MORNING, JUDGE. 68 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,529 I SEE YOU'VE ALREADY SAID WHAT'S UP TO THE PAPARAZZI. 69 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:45,533 - WAIT--WAIT, HOW DID YOU KNOW? 70 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,667 WHAT? 71 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:48,569 "MUFFIN TOP JUDGE"? 72 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:51,205 - "MUFFIN TOP JUDGE." - WHAT? 73 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:52,973 I DON'T HAVE A MUFFIN TOP. - MM-MM. 74 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:53,841 - DO YOU THINK I HAVE A MUFFIN TOP? 75 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,576 - NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE A MUFFIN TOP. 76 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,478 MY AUNT BERNIE, SHE GOT A MUFFIN TOP. 77 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,280 SHE GOT A WHOLE CAKE TOP. - YEAH? 78 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,748 - SHE CAN'T EVEN PUT SHIRTS OVER THE DAMN THING. 79 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:02,483 IT'S LIKE SHE'S WEARING AN INNER TUBE AT ALL TIMES, 80 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,851 A SLIGHTLY DEFLATED, BROWN INNER TUBE. 81 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:04,818 - ALL RIGHT, I GOT IT. 82 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,887 - A LITTLE HAIR ON THE SIDE. - OH, TEDWARD. 83 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:08,489 - YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE APPENDECTOMY SCAR. 84 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,525 [cameras clicking] 85 00:03:14,962 --> 00:03:18,466 ALL RISE. 86 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:19,433 COURT IS IN SESSION. 87 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:23,371 THE HONORABLE REBECCA WRIGHT JUDGE PRESIDING. 88 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:25,373 PLEASE BE SEATED AND COME TO ORDER. 89 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:27,575 - ALL RIGHT, STATE VS. BRIANNA BARTON... 90 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,676 [music blaring through headphones] 91 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,412 ONE COUNT OF FELONY DRUG POSSESSION, 92 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,782 ONE DISORDERLY CONDUCT, ONE CRIMINAL TRESPASSING. 93 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:39,353 COUNSELOR. 94 00:03:39,387 --> 00:03:41,522 - OH, MY GOD. I'M, LIKE, SUPES SORRY. 95 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:44,525 I WAS LISTENING TO MY BRAND-NEW SONIC CLOUD HEADPHONES. 96 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,927 #SUPERIORSOUNDQUALITY. 97 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,996 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY, SETTLE DOWN. 98 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,798 TEDWARD, CONFISCATE THE HEADPHONES, PLEASE. 99 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:54,402 AND MISS BARTON, I'LL REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE IN A COURT OF LAW, 100 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:56,770 NOT ON QVC. 101 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:59,307 AND IF YOU DO THE LITTLE, POUTY DUCK FACE AGAIN, 102 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,975 I'M GONNA FINE YOU $10,000. 103 00:04:02,009 --> 00:04:03,611 [cell phone ringing] 104 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,579 ALL RIGHT, THE NEXT PERSON WHOSE CELL PHONE GOES OFF 105 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:09,016 IN MY COURTROOM IS GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT IN JAIL. 106 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,551 BY THE WAY, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS CAME UP 107 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:13,487 WITH, UH, "MUFFIN TOP JUDGE"? 108 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:14,622 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 109 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:15,723 ANYONE? 110 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,024 HUH? 111 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,559 NO? MAYBE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. 112 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:19,560 YOU KNOW, I LOVE TO LAUGH. 113 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,662 BIG LAUGHER. [laughs] 114 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:23,297 THAT'S HOW I SOUND WHEN I'M LAUGHING. 115 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:26,567 IT'S NOT FUNNY TO COMPARE A HUMAN BEING TO A PASTRY. 116 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,702 NOT OKAY. 117 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,438 NOT OKAY. COUNSELOR? 118 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,706 - YOUR HONOR, WE HAVE DOZENS OF WITNESSES 119 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:35,543 TO THE DISORDERLY CONDUCT AND TO THE TRESPASSING. 120 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,979 PLUS WE HAVE THE DEFENDANT'S OWN ADMISSION ON SITE 121 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:41,549 THAT SHE HAD BEEN DRINKING SIZER-- 122 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,716 UH, SKIZZER. 123 00:04:42,750 --> 00:04:45,853 UH, IT'S... THE ILLEGAL PURPLE STUFF. 124 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,355 - DEFENSE, HOW DO YOU PLEAD? 125 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,757 - YOUR HONOR, WE PLEAD NO CONTEST. 126 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,692 WE'LL MOVE STRAIGHT TO SENTENCING. 127 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,660 - WONDERFUL. 128 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:55,796 THAT IS GREAT NEWS. 129 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,031 - I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING. 130 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,600 I'M GONNA FIND YOU LATER. 131 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:04,772 - [knocking on door] 132 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,074 HEY. - HEY. 133 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,809 I AM SO PUMPED. 134 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,844 I RENTED INCEPTION IN 3-D, 135 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:14,114 AND I GOT A COUPLE OF SPECIAL BROWNIES 136 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,350 STRAIGHT FROM THE EVIDENCE LOCKER. 137 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:18,586 - OH, MAN, THAT SOUNDS AMAZING. DANG. 138 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,355 I CAN'T STAY. - OH. 139 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,091 - I JUST CAME OVER TO GRAB MY MAGIC MOUNTAIN PASS. 140 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,660 - WHOA, WAIT, YOU'RE GOING TO MAGIC MOUNTAIN TONIGHT? 141 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:27,861 - YEAH. 142 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:29,062 - OH, THAT'S COOL. 143 00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:31,632 YOU GONNA--YOU GOING BY YOURSELF? 144 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:34,101 - NO, I'M TAKING SOME GIRL FROM THE CORONER'S OFFICE. 145 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,036 YOU KNOW, SHE HAS SOME PRETTY UPSETTING TATTOOS, 146 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,838 BUT, UM, YOU KNOW, SHE SEEMS NICE OTHERWISE. 147 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:39,640 - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 148 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,575 [chips crackling] 149 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:43,511 - DOES THAT BOTHER YOU? - NO, IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. 150 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:44,412 WHY WOULD IT BOTHER ME? 151 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,647 - I DETECTED A VERY SUBTLE FLUCTUATION 152 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,915 IN YOUR TONE OF VOICE. 153 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,984 PLUS, YOU JUST CRUSHED A HANDFUL OF TORTILLA CHIPS INTO ATOMS. 154 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,753 - NO, THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO EAT 'EM. 155 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:53,987 - HMM. - UM... 156 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,088 - REALLY? 157 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,525 - GARY, I THOUGHT THAT WE HAD PLANS TONIGHT, MAN. 158 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:58,659 I WINDEXED MY TV. 159 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,161 - I'M SORRY. I HONESTLY--I HAD NO IDEA. 160 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,463 YOU KNOW WHAT? 161 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,897 LET'S, UH, LET'S MAKE OTHER PLANS. 162 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:06,033 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FRIDAY? - I DON'T KNOW. 163 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:07,601 - WELL, THERE'S THIS REALLY COOL METEOR SHOWER 164 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,636 I WANT TO CHECK OUT. 165 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,871 - WELL, CAN I LET YOU KNOW FRIDAY? 166 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,473 - UH, NO. 167 00:06:12,506 --> 00:06:13,674 BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S FINE IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 168 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:14,975 I JUST-- - I DON'T KNOW. 169 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,410 I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE IN THE MOOD 170 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:17,711 FOR METEORS ON FRIDAY. 171 00:06:17,745 --> 00:06:19,613 - YOU KNOW, CHECKING OUT A METEOR SHOWER? 172 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,914 YOU COULD USE A NIGHT LIKE THAT. 173 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:23,751 GET OUT OF THE CITY, CLEAR YOUR HEAD. 174 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:25,185 NO, FORGET IT. - COME ON. 175 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,788 JUST CALL THE CADAVER LADY 176 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:29,423 AND TELL HER YOU GOT A BETTER OFFER. 177 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,659 - REBECCA, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 178 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:33,193 I'M NOT GONNA STAY, OKAY? - NO? 179 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,463 - AND I'M GONNA MAKE OTHER PLANS FOR THE METEOR SHOWER. 180 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:36,930 BUT I REALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. 181 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,165 I DO. 182 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:41,502 BUT YOU EITHER NEED TO GIVE ME MORE THAN EIGHT HOURS NOTICE 183 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,437 OR DON'T BE UPSET WHEN I SAY NO. 184 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,472 OKAY? 185 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,039 - OKAY. - OKAY. 186 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,141 - I'M GONNA HAVE A GREAT NIGHT WITHOUT YOU, GARY. 187 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,943 - GOOD. - I'M GONNA EAT YOUR POPCORN. 188 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:52,446 I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BURRITO. I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BROWNIE TOO. 189 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,916 - HAVE FUN. 190 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,952 - [low-pitched moaning] 191 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:15,836 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT SECOND BROWNIE. 192 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:18,872 [breathing sharply] 193 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,251 [inhales deeply] 194 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,721 911. 195 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:35,623 I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE. 196 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,057 YEAH. 197 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:43,997 . 198 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:44,632 - HEY. - MA'AM, YOU CALLED? 199 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:46,767 - YEAH. - WE'RE HERE TO HELP. 200 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,736 - OH, THANK YOU. YEAH, COME ON--COME ON IN. 201 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,970 [Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler] 202 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,606 - * WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE * 203 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:55,976 * AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS? 204 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:59,146 * WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES * 205 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:04,117 * TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS? 206 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,287 - WHOA. YEAH. 207 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,956 - ALL RIGHT. 208 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:11,024 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION. 209 00:08:11,058 --> 00:08:14,061 - HEY, I JUST REALIZED. 210 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,162 YOU'RE THE JUDGE. 211 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,664 REMEMBER ME? YOU BORROWED MY AX. 212 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,599 - OH, DUDE. 213 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,833 OH, MY GOD. 214 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:20,834 - YOU OKAY? WHAT'S GOING ON? 215 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:23,971 - OH, I JUST HAD A REALLY WEIRD DAY, YOU KNOW? 216 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,874 AND I HAD PLANS TONIGHT THAT KIND OF TURNED TO GARBAGE, 217 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:27,775 SO I JUST ENDED UP EATING 218 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:30,544 A COUPLE SPECIAL BROWNIES, WINK, WINK. 219 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:31,945 [laughs] 220 00:08:31,979 --> 00:08:33,547 - WINK, WINK? 221 00:08:33,581 --> 00:08:36,984 - YOU KNOW, SPECIAL BROWNIES, WINK, WINK. 222 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,285 - ARE YOU ASKING ME TO WINK TWICE? 223 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,854 - NO. NO, I'M NOT. 224 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:44,658 - I WAS CHECKING OUT YOUR BOOKS, AND I NOTICED THE OUTSIDERS. 225 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:45,726 THAT'S MY FAVORITE. 226 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,795 - REALLY? OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT. 227 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,997 I, UM, I LOVE RUMBLE FISH. 228 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,865 HAVE YOU READ-- THAT'S MY FAVORITE HINTON. 229 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,034 - NO, NO, NO, JUST THE OUTSIDERS. 230 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,969 YEAH, I WAS ASSIGNED IT IN SEVENTH GRADE, 231 00:08:56,003 --> 00:08:57,204 AND I JUST FLIPPED FOR IT. 232 00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,039 EVER SINCE THEN, WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE READING, 233 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,842 I JUST READ THAT. 234 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,311 - THAT'S LITERALLY THE ONLY BOOK YOU'VE READ SINCE SEVENTH GRADE? 235 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:05,813 - WHEN YOU FIND THE BOOK YOU LOVE, 236 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:06,847 NO NEED TO KEEP SEARCHING. 237 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,981 [both laughing] 238 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,650 - RIGHT, TOTALLY. 239 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,852 - * SOPHISTAFUNK, ARISTOCATS 240 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,054 * DISTINGUISHED DOGS, CLEAN UP YOUR ACTS * 241 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:14,955 * PULL UP YOUR PANTS 242 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,256 * LADIES AND GENTS 243 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,091 * PLEASE, ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE * 244 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,194 * YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY WANT TO KNOW? * 245 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:25,599 * WHERE DO ALL THE GOOD GIRLS GO? * 246 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,967 * WHAT CLUBS THEY HANG IN? 247 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,068 both: GOOD MORNING. 248 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,369 - HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 249 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,005 - UGH! SUCKED. 250 00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:33,206 IT WAS AWFUL. 251 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,108 GARY BLEW ME OFF... - HMM. 252 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:37,344 - AND THEN, UM, I ATE A COUPLE OF POT BROWNIES, 253 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:39,647 AND I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT. I HAD TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS. 254 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,781 - WHAT? - YEAH. 255 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,616 AND THEN THIS HOT FIREMAN GUY ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE. 256 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,884 [phone rings] MAN. 257 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:44,985 OH, YEAH. 258 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,820 IT'S HIM. THE GUY. 259 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:47,921 IT'S THE THIRD TIME HE'S CALLED THIS MORNING. 260 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,356 - SO? 261 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:50,658 YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH HIM, OR WHAT? 262 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,025 - NAH. - NAH? 263 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:55,863 WHY NOT? - BECAUSE HE'S LIKE EYE CANDY. 264 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,965 HE'S ONLY READ ONE BOOK. 265 00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,167 AND THEN, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST ANOTHER THING TO DEAL WITH. 266 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,935 RIGHT, IT'S LIKE GETTING A PRESENT 267 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,403 AND THEN HAVING TO WRITE A THANK-YOU NOTE. 268 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,073 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT. 269 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,242 - AS THE COURT DETERMINES SENTENCING, 270 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,278 THE STATE WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT 271 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,014 THE DELIBERATE NATURE OF THE CRIME. 272 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:16,149 I'D LIKE TO CALL DR. GARY BOYD, 273 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,019 BOARD CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIST. 274 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,221 - DR. BOYD. - YOUR HONOR. 275 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:24,057 - DR. BOYD, HOW WOULD YOU EVALUATE 276 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:28,295 MISS BARTON'S STATE OF MIND TO BECOME PUBLICLY INTOXICATED? 277 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,130 - COUNSELOR, IT'S CLEAR TO ME THAT MISS BARTON 278 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,799 DID THIS FOR THE ATTENTION. 279 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,734 SHE WANTED THE CIRCUS SHE KNEW WOULD COME 280 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,135 WITH THE ARREST AND TRIAL. 281 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,337 BUT DEEP DOWN, I BELIEVE SHE IS TORTURED 282 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:39,006 BECAUSE SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF ATTENTION 283 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:41,074 SHE ACTUALLY WANTS FROM PEOPLE. 284 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,409 - OBJECTION! 285 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,212 I WOULD SAY IF I WERE THE DEFENSE ATTORNEY. 286 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,181 THIS IS PURELY SPECULATIVE. 287 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,182 - OBJECTION? 288 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:51,218 - SUSTAINED. 289 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:54,888 - [gasps] WHOOPSIES. 290 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:55,889 [sighs] 291 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,859 [cameras clicking] 292 00:10:58,892 --> 00:10:59,860 [gasps] 293 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,862 #EMBARRASSED. 294 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,997 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT. 295 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,165 AND BRIANNA, IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN, 296 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,000 IT'S GONNA BE #CONTEMPTOFCOURT. 297 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,736 UNDERSTOOD? 298 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,371 [phone ringing] 299 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,473 ALL RIGHT, WHOSE CELL PHONE IS IT? 300 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,175 NO? OKAY, WELL, I'M A WOMAN OF MY WORD. 301 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,276 I SAID I'D ARREST THE NEXT PERSON 302 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,811 WHOSE CELL PHONE WENT OFF IN HERE, 303 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,380 SO I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO ARREST ALL OF YOU. 304 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,182 AND A WORD TO THE PAPARAZZI: 305 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,884 THIS GIRL MIGHT BE DOING THE TIME, 306 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:26,386 BUT YOU ARE ALL COMPLICIT IN THE CRIME. 307 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,121 WITHOUT YOU, SHE'S JUST 308 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:31,091 BELINDA...WISNIEWSKI 309 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,160 FROM BOISE. - [gasps] 310 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,962 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 311 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,797 CAT GOT YOUR HASHTAG? 312 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,367 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE HANDCUFFS. 313 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,736 [both laughing] 314 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,405 SEEING THEIR FACES! 315 00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:47,140 - [clears throat] 316 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,108 JUDGE HERNANDEZ. 317 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,143 - REBECCA, I HEARD SOMETHING VERY DISTURBING 318 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:52,079 IN MY THE MIDDLE OF MY TRIPLE MURDER TRIAL. 319 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,314 - WELL, SIR, THAT'S NOT TOTALLY SURPRISING. 320 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:57,384 - APPARENTLY YOU ARRESTED YOUR ENTIRE COURTROOM? 321 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,152 THAT WAS REACTIVE AND UNPROFESSIONAL. 322 00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:01,021 - OH, SIR, COME ON. THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. 323 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,089 THEY'RE PAPARAZZI. 324 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,156 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 325 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,092 YOU PULL ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THIS, 326 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,795 AND YOU WILL ANSWER TO THE JUDICIAL CONDUCT BOARD. 327 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:14,034 AND GET RID OF THAT HIDEOUS VAN. 328 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,136 - HE DOES NOT HAVE JURISDICTION OVER MY VAN. 329 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:18,238 - YOU NEED TO CALL THAT FIREMAN. - [sighs] 330 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,973 - EVER SINCE GARY STOOD YOU UP, 331 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,541 YOU'VE GOT A BUNCH OF STUFF GOING ON UP THERE, 332 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,010 MAYBE MORE THAN YOU KNOW. 333 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:24,945 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT YOU CONNECTED WITH HIM 334 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:25,946 ON SOME LEVEL, RIGHT? 335 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,447 JUST ENJOY IT. 336 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,249 - I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, 337 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,383 BUT I DON'T NEED THE COMPLICATION 338 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,384 IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. 339 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:35,188 I AM NOT CALLING THE FIREMAN. 340 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:48,101 . 341 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:48,401 - [sighs] 342 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,005 - MORNING, BABY. 343 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,540 - [sighs] 344 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,810 HEY, YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE A MUFFIN TOP, DO YOU? 345 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:58,445 - THERE'S NOTHING MUFFIN-LIKE ABOUT YOU, 346 00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,180 EXCEPT MAYBE YOU'RE SO SWEET. 347 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:01,548 - AWW. HMM. 348 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,816 MMM. MMM. 349 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,217 [muttering] 350 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,318 YOU WANT A COFFEE? YOU WANT THAT? 351 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,320 THAT'S NICE. RISE AND SHINE. 352 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,956 - SURE, YEAH. - YEAH. 353 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,457 - DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS WEEKEND, 354 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,459 BUT I'M SORT OF THE FIREHOUSE CHILI GUY. 355 00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,560 PICK A NIGHT, I'LL COME OVER 356 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,095 AND MAKE A POT OF THREE ALARM CHILI. 357 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,831 I USED TO MAKE FIVE ALARM, BUT IT'S TOO SPICY. 358 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:20,300 DROPPED IT DOWN TO TWO ALARM, NOBODY ATE IT. 359 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,401 - HUH. - NOW IT'S THREE. 360 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,936 JUST RIGHT. 361 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,938 - I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU GUYS ACTUALLY ATE CHILI. 362 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,140 I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A STEREOTYPE. 363 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,309 A CLICHE. 364 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:32,846 I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT FIREMEN ACTUALLY ATE THAT MUCH CHILI. 365 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,982 - OH, YEAH. - YEAH. 366 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,583 - I EAT CHILI WITH EVERYTHING. - UH-HUH. 367 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,952 - CHILI, CHILI AND BAKED POTATO, CHILI WITH SPAGHETTI, 368 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,253 CHILI CON CARNE, CHILI WITH EGGS, CHILI WITH-- 369 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,889 - BILLY. 370 00:13:41,922 --> 00:13:44,024 WE CAN'T DO THIS. 371 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,859 IT'S JUST THE ORDINANCE. 372 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,928 YEAH, YEAH, THERE'S A STATE ORDINANCE THAT SAYS 373 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:52,165 THAT FIREMEN AND JUDGES AREN'T ALLOWED TO DATE. 374 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,634 I MEAN, TECHNICALLY WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT IS ILLEGAL, 375 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,370 AND WE COULD BOTH BE FIRED. 376 00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,972 - I HAD NO IDEA. - I KNOW. 377 00:13:59,006 --> 00:13:59,907 IT'S A REAL BUMMER. 378 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,108 I MEAN, THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEE 379 00:14:01,141 --> 00:14:02,976 JUDGES AND FIREMEN DATING, RIGHT? 380 00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,979 I MEAN, BUT I AM GONNA DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER 381 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,981 AS A JUDGE TO RECTIFY THE SITUATION. 382 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:11,051 THAT MEANS TO CORRECT OR SET RIGHT. 383 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,886 - SO WILL I. 384 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,954 I'M GONNA GO HOME RIGHT NOW, 385 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,957 AND I'M--I'M GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE GOVERNOR. 386 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,392 - THAT'S THE TICKET. 387 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,596 - GOOD MORNING, JUDGE. 388 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,398 YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT ALL THE PAPARAZZI 389 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:28,235 ARE DOWN THE HALL TRYING TO GET THEIR CHARGES DROPPED. 390 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,271 - THAT, MY YOUNG TEDWARD, IS GREATNESS. 391 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,173 - MM-HMM, OH, WELL, WELL. 392 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,474 CARAMEL ICED COFFEE-- 393 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:35,909 YOUR "MORNING AFTER I GOT SOME" DRINK? 394 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,912 - PLEASE, I DRINK THIS ALL THE TIME. 395 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,113 - YEAH, THAT'S ALSO TRUE. 396 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,281 - OH, SHUT UP. 397 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,549 - SO, WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME 398 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,984 THAT YOU DIDN'T GET SOME LAST NIGHT? 399 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,520 - NO. - HMM. 400 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,491 WELL, I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN, BUT FIRST, LET ME SWEAR YOU IN. 401 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,960 - FINE, STOP, ALL RIGHT. 402 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,529 I WENT OUT WITH THE FIREMAN, AND... 403 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:57,564 HE SLEPT OVER. 404 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,665 - GOOD FOR YOU. 405 00:14:58,698 --> 00:14:59,732 - NO, NOT GOOD FOR-- 406 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:03,070 WELL, ACTUALLY IT WAS-- IT WAS PRETTY GOOD FOR ME. 407 00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,571 - YEAH, GIVE ME A BUMP. 408 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,673 - BUT, NO, HE'S A DOOF. I HAD TO CUT HIM LOOSE. 409 00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,241 TEDWARD, ALL THE GUY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT 410 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,243 IS MAKING HIS FRICKIN' CHILI. 411 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,412 - WHOA, WHAT? HE'S THE FIREHOUSE CHILI GUY? 412 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,114 - YEAH. - YOU GOT TO TRY HIS CHILI. 413 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,282 - I DON'T WANT HIS CHILI. 414 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:16,716 - PROBABLY THE BEST CHILI YOU EVER HAD. 415 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:17,684 - I DON'T WANT HIS CHILI. 416 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,551 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA TRY HIS CHILI EVEN ONCE? 417 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,587 - I DON'T WANT HIS CHILI! - [sighs] 418 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,255 LOOK, I DON'T GET YOU, JUDGE. 419 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,491 YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING REAL WITH GARY. 420 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:26,059 YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING LIGHT AND EASY 421 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,128 WITH A HERO WHO MAKES CHILI FOR OTHER HEROES. 422 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,329 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 423 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,365 - I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS. 424 00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,433 [sighs] 425 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,536 TEDWARD. 426 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,107 [sighs] 427 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,341 - ENJOY YOUR MUFFIN TOP. 428 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,611 - I DON'T HAVE A MUFFIN TOP. 429 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,346 ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE A MUFFIN TOP. 430 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,386 ALL RIGHT, ANYONE HAVE ANYTHING THEY WANT TO ADD 431 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:55,388 BEFORE I PRONOUNCE SENTENCE? 432 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,124 TOM. 433 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,159 - YOU NEED TO SEND A MESSAGE, YOUR HONOR. 434 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:01,294 BETWEEN THE EXTRA COPS FOR TRAFFIC AND SECURITY, 435 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,464 PLUS ADDED STAFF FOR THIS WHOLE MEDIA CIRCUS, 436 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:06,333 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE CASES COST? 437 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,334 - NO, HOW MUCH? 438 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:09,169 - HMM? 439 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:12,172 I-I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH, 440 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:15,108 BUT--BUT I KNOW IT IS-- I KNOW IT IS A LOT. 441 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:18,178 IT IS A REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOT. 442 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,579 I'M DONE. - THANK YOU, COUNSELOR. 443 00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,349 I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT COSTS. 444 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,618 I AM LOOKING AT A SAD, LOST GIRL, 445 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,121 SOMEONE WHO IS SO TERRIFIED OF BEING ALONE 446 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:28,988 THAT SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING 447 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,790 WITHOUT THE PAPARAZZI WITNESSING IT. 448 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,393 SO, BRIANNA, I AM GOING TO HELP YOU 449 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,028 FACE YOUR FEARS HEAD-ON. 450 00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:38,098 I SENTENCE YOU TO BE ALONE. - WHAT? 451 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:40,333 - FOUR WEEKS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE 452 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,803 AT THE SISTER MARY PERPETUAL SORROW CONVENT AND RETREAT 453 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:48,541 DEEP IN THE SANTA YNEZ MOUNTAINS WELL OUT OF CELL PHONE REACH. 454 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,810 - [scoffs] - OKAY, I SEE THE DUCK FACE. 455 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,345 I'M GONNA SPARE YOU THE FINE THIS TIME, 456 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:54,147 BUT YOU PULL THAT CRAP WITH SISTER CATHERINE, 457 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:57,050 AND SHE WILL SLAP THE RESTYLANE RIGHT OUT OF THOSE LIPS. 458 00:16:57,084 --> 00:17:00,153 BRIANNA, LOOK AT THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY. 459 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:00,987 GET OUT OF THE CITY. 460 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,290 CLEAR OUT ALL THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD 461 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:07,727 AND FIGURE OUT WHO YOU ARE, WHAT YOU REALLY WANT. 462 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:10,597 - THAT'S GOOD ADVICE, JUDGE. 463 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:14,534 [Brass In Pocket by The Pretenders] 464 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:17,170 - * GOT BRASS 465 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,572 * IN POCKET 466 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:21,474 * GOT BOTTLE 467 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,743 * I'M GONNA USE IT 468 00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,245 * INTENTION [clatter] 469 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,613 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 470 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,815 COME ON, BABY. AWW, GIRL. 471 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,550 - * GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU 472 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,121 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 473 00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:36,256 - * GOT MOTION 474 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,158 * RESTRAINED EMOTION 475 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,227 - COME ON, GIRL. COME ON. 476 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,494 YOU CAN DO IT. COME ON. 477 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,196 AH! AH! - * DETROIT LEANING 478 00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,798 [engine bangs] * NO REASON 479 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,368 * JUST SEEMS SO PLEASING 480 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,470 * GONNA MAKE YOU, MAKE YOU - DAMN. 481 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,140 - * MAKE YOU NOTICE 482 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,207 - ALL RIGHT. 483 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,276 - * GONNA USE MY ARMS 484 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,711 * GONNA USE MY LEGS 485 00:17:58,745 --> 00:17:59,812 * GONNA USE MY STYLE 486 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,248 - HEY, IT'S ME. 487 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:06,586 . 488 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:06,953 [serene music] 489 00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:12,692 * 490 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,162 - GARY, YOU WERE RIGHT. 491 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:19,699 * 492 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:36,716 HEY. 493 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,186 TEDWARD, THANKS FOR COMING. 494 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,854 - DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO CALL 911 AGAIN. 495 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,756 AT SOME POINT THEY PUT A BLOCK ON YOU. 496 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,658 - I'M SORRY I SNAPPED AT YOU. 497 00:18:45,692 --> 00:18:48,361 YOU'RE A GREAT FRIEND, AND I'M LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. 498 00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,930 YOU'RE THE LEAST DYSFUNCTIONAL RELATIONSHIP I HAVE, TEDWARD. 499 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,800 I MEAN, THE ONLY ONE MAYBE. ONLY? 500 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,802 - ANYTHING FOR YOU, JUDGE. 501 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,637 - HMM. 502 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,510 - SO I BROUGHT YOU SOME COOLANT. 503 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:05,178 THINKING MAYBE SHE WAS JUST OVERHEATING. 504 00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:09,716 - YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY RIGHT. 505 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,420 YOU KNOW, I GET WHY HERNANDEZ WANTS ME TO TRADE HER IN, 506 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,788 BUT THAT VAN HAS MEMORIES, YOU KNOW? 507 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:19,892 I CAMPAIGNED FOR HILLARY CLINTON IN THAT VAN... 508 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,430 TILL SHE ASKED ME TO STOP, WHICH I RESPECT. 509 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:27,200 I FOUND OUT MY FIRST BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME IN THAT VAN, 510 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,802 AND THEN I TOOK HIM TO THE HOSPITAL AFTERWARDS... 511 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,870 - IN THAT VAN? - IN THAT VAN. 512 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,871 - WOW. 513 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,373 - THE POINT IS, 514 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,242 THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP I'VE EVER HAD 515 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,476 HAS BEEN WITH THAT VAN. 516 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,812 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT JUST A RIDE TO WORK FOR ME. 517 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,681 - YOU KNOW, I'M SURE IF YOU EXPLAINED TO JUDGE HERNANDEZ 518 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:42,849 LIKE THAT, THERE'S NO WAY-- 519 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,850 [horn honks] 520 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,386 [crashing] 521 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,887 [explosion] 522 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,694 - HUH. 523 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,733 [screams] 524 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:07,640 [sobbing] 525 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:14,881 - I DON'T THINK WE GONNA NEED THIS, SO... 526 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,585 [Changes by Tupac Shakur] 527 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:21,954 - * OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH 528 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,257 * 529 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,858 * YEAH 530 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,760 * COME ON, THAT'S THE WAY IT IS * 531 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:28,828 * COME ON 532 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:33,466 - YOU KNOW, TEDWARD, I DON'T THINK IT'S TOTALED. 533 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,801 - NO, IT'S DEFINITELY-- DEFINITELY NOT TOTALED. 534 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,736 - AND THIS IS STILL GOOD. 535 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,871 MAKE THAT INTO A VEST. 536 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,674 - OH! FOUND A RADIO DIAL. 537 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,710 RADIO KNO-- WELL, HALF OF A RADIO KNOB. 538 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:44,944 - NO, NO, NO, THAT'S HOW IT WAS. 539 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,414 - OH. OH, OH, WE'RE WINNING THEN. 540 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,617 - AND LOOK, THIS SEAT IS COMPLETELY INTACT. 541 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,751 - NICE. 542 00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:53,886 - * THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME * 543 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,788 - [sighs] 544 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,989 - * THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 545 00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:58,925 - TEDWARD. 546 00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,893 - * AW, YEAH 547 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,431 - I THINK WE CAN PUT THIS THING BACK TOGETHER NO PROBLEM. 548 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,032 - * THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS - NO PROBLEM. 549 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,500 - * WAY IT IS 550 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,702 * OH, YEAH 551 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:10,903 - YEAH, I THINK THE SEAT'S STILL ON FIRE. 552 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,339 - YEAH, IS THAT WHAT'S HOT? - YEAH, YEAH. 553 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,573 IT'S GETTING A LITTLE-- - YEAH. 554 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,075 - * THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 555 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,777 * AW, YEAH