1 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:02,770 . 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:03,471 [Survivor's Eye of the Tiger] 3 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,407 - DRINK. 4 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,044 * 5 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:11,011 DRINK. 6 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:13,214 - UM, YOU KNOW, THIS WOULD BE A LOT EASIER 7 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,049 IF YOU EACH GOT YOUR OWN LUNCH, BUT, YOU KNOW... 8 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:16,150 - WE'RE TRAINING. 9 00:00:16,184 --> 00:00:18,119 - TIME. 10 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:20,454 - HALF BASKET OF FRIES, NO SPILLS--THAT'S A RECORD. 11 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,423 - OH, WE ARE GONNA CRUSH IT 12 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:26,627 AT THE FIFTH ANNUAL SERPICO OLYMPICS ON FRIDAY 13 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,163 AND PUTTING OUR NAMES BACK ON THAT BELT WHERE IT BELONGS. 14 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:30,498 - THE SERPICO WHAT, NOW? 15 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,566 - OH, IT'S AN ANNUAL COMPETITION OF BAR GAMES. 16 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,435 UH, TEDWARD AND I AGAINST TOM AND... 17 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,104 both: JAKE. - YEAH. 18 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,072 WE'VE ONLY LOST ONCE-- LAST YEAR. 19 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,241 THE LOSER HAS TO SPEND A NIGHT IN JAIL. 20 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,675 - IT WAS OUR DARKEST HOUR. 21 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,743 - THAT TOILET'S DARKEST HOUR. 22 00:00:42,776 --> 00:00:45,513 - GARY, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY COME--I MEAN, OR NOT. 23 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,281 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. - AW, THAT'S SWEET. 24 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:48,649 YOU WANT ME TO COME BE YOUR CHEERLEADER. 25 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:50,251 - WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. - COME ON. 26 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:51,852 YOU WANT IT. ADMIT IT. - YEAH, I WANT YOU TO. 27 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,221 GARY. [laughs] 28 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,089 - OH, Y'ALL HAVE, LIKE, THIS LITTLE, LIKE, 29 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,490 JUSTIN-AND-SELENA THING GOING ON. 30 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,526 IT'S KIND OF CUTE. - OH, LOOK WHO IT IS. 31 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,094 IT'S TOM. 32 00:01:00,128 --> 00:01:01,795 HEY. HOW'S JAKE? 33 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,764 - JAKE IS DEAD. both: WHAT? 34 00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:04,765 - HE MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD. 35 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,435 HE BROKE HIS ARM, SO... - OH! 36 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:08,736 - YES, HE CANNOT DO THE OLYMPICS. 37 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,239 WE JUST HAVE TO PUSH, LIKE, TWO WEEKS. 38 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,373 [both sobbing mockingly] ONE WEEK. 39 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,542 - NO, NO, NO. THERE'S NO PUSHING, TOM. 40 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,777 THE GAMES PLAY ON. YOU PLAY THROUGH. 41 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,447 REMEMBER LAST YEAR, WHEN TEDWARD WAS WORKING WITH ONE EYE? 42 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,649 ONE EYE, AND YOU MADE HIM PLAY THROUGH. 43 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,651 - FINE. I CAN DO IT. IT'S NOT GONNA BE A PROBLEM. 44 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,753 - OH, YOU'RE GONNA GO DOWN, TOM. 45 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:28,122 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA FIND ANOTHER PARTNER BY... 46 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:29,623 both: FRIDAY. [laugh] 47 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,559 - BY END OF DAY TODAY, I WILL HAVE A PARTNER. 48 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,294 - E.O.D.? OKAY. - OH. 49 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,795 - I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. 50 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:36,597 I MEAN, IT'S JUST BAR GAMES. - WHOA. HEY. 51 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,431 - HEY, HEY. 52 00:01:37,465 --> 00:01:39,767 IS IT A GAME WHEN WE PLAY BABYSITTER? 53 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,503 - THIS IS A COMPETITION, GARY, ALL RIGHT? 54 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,804 PAINSTAKINGLY CRAFTED 55 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:46,474 TO TAKE PLACE IN THIS BAR EVERY YEAR. 56 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:48,509 - BEST OF LUCK, TOM, 57 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:52,513 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT. 58 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,614 - OOH, HOW DID I KNOW? 59 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,417 I DON'T KNOW. ONE MIND? 60 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:57,785 HEH. FRY. 61 00:01:57,818 --> 00:01:59,853 OW! GOT MY EYE! - OH. 62 00:01:59,887 --> 00:02:02,923 [upbeat music] 63 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:11,165 * 64 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:14,935 - JUDGE, YOU REALLY HAVE TO STOP JUST DUMPING ALL YOUR MAIL 65 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,537 OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER. 66 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,339 - IT'S WHERE I KEEP MY WINTER MAIL. 67 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,574 - LOOK AT ALL THESE PERFECTLY GOOD BED, BATH & BEYOND COUPONS 68 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:21,775 YOU JUST LET EXPIRE. 69 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:25,279 - I JUST LIKE THE CATALOGS. 70 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:27,415 SEE, MAYBE I DO NEED CHRISTMAS PANTS. 71 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:30,618 - OOH, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS--JURY SUMMONS. 72 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,221 - UGH. 73 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,355 EH. 74 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:35,423 - WHAT ARE-- 75 00:02:35,456 --> 00:02:37,558 OKAY, YOU CANNOT DO THAT. 76 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:40,928 IT'S FOR TOMORROW. - WHAT? 77 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,897 LET ME SEE THAT. 78 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,199 OH, ALL RIGHT. 79 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,033 WELL, NO BIG DEAL. 80 00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:47,668 - WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- NO BIG DEAL? 81 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,470 WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO MISS THE SERPICO OLYMPICS? 82 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:54,475 - TEDWARD, NOBODY'S GONNA PUT A JUDGE ON THEIR JURY, OKAY? 83 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:58,479 OOH, OOH, LOOK, LOOK, IT'S DOG STEPS FOR THE BED. 84 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,813 MAYBE I SHOULD GET A DOG. 85 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:01,615 YEAH. 86 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,884 NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, 87 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,986 I HOPE THAT YOU WILL FIND JURY SERVICE 88 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,722 TO BE A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE. 89 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:12,326 SO I INVITE YOU TO SIT BACK, RELAX... 90 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,561 THAT'S ME UP THERE. 91 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:14,562 [laughs] 92 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,364 I KNOW, RIGHT? 93 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,197 I MEAN, I DEFINITELY HAD 94 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,367 A BETTER HAIR SITUATION IN MY LIFE. 95 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,269 THAT CHUNKY HIGHLIGHTS WAS JUST-- 96 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:22,570 WHENEVER I TRIED IT... 97 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,439 MY NAME IS JUDGE REBECCA WRIGHT... 98 00:03:25,473 --> 00:03:27,675 [cell phone vibrates, rings] 99 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,677 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA. EXCUSE ME. 100 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:31,245 NUMBER ONE, STOP EATING. 101 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:34,014 NUMBER TWO, NO CELL PHONES. IT'S WRITTEN EVERYWHERE. 102 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,549 - BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS... 103 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,550 OH, YEAH, I KNOW. 104 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,751 THIS IS MY WORK HUSBAND. 105 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,420 I JUST GOT TO TAKE IT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 106 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,322 - UH, RULES ARE RULES. 107 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:42,523 THEY'RE MEANT TO BE OBEYED, 108 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,924 NOT BENT, NOT BROKEN. 109 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,926 YOU MAY BE A JUDGE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU BETTER 110 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,628 THAN ANY OF US, OKAY? 111 00:03:47,661 --> 00:03:49,497 - TAKE IT EASY, SENATOR, ALL RIGHT? 112 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,400 I THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS ALL A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY. 113 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:53,601 AND PLEASE TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. 114 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:57,037 CELL PHONE USAGE IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED. 115 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,506 - OH! [laughs] 116 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,674 HO-HO! 117 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,543 YOU SAID IT, NOT ME. 118 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,645 - THAT CALL CAN WAIT. 119 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,914 - [imitates gunshots] 120 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,682 HA! - OKAY. 121 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:10,818 - OH. 122 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,486 IS THAT YOUR WHOLE ARM? 123 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,722 - WELL, I GUESS TOM HASN'T FOUND A DECENT PARTNER YET. 124 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:17,591 - NOPE. BEEN TESTING PEOPLE ALL DAY. 125 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,926 - ALL RIGHT, THIS SUCKS. 126 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,628 I MEAN, CRAIGSLIST SUCKS. 127 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:21,762 WAIT A MINUTE. 128 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,297 GARY. - WHAT? 129 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:26,033 - YOU'RE AGILE, LOW BODY FAT, FULL SET OF TEETH. 130 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:27,335 YOU WANT IN? 131 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:29,303 - SORRY. I DON'T BELIEVE IN COMPETITION. 132 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,872 YOU SEE, STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT IT SABOTAGES SELF-ESTEEM 133 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,574 BY TURNING RECREATIONAL ACTIVITIES 134 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:34,808 INTO A BATTLEFIELD. 135 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,944 THAT'S WHY I PLAY HACKY SACK. EVERYBODY WINS. 136 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:38,312 - I'LL DO IT. 137 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:39,613 - SORRY, NO. 138 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,449 I'M LOOKING FOR A SKILLED GAMESMAN. 139 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:43,751 [dart thunks] 140 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,587 - [groans] 141 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,422 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 142 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,691 - WELL, YOU JUST HIT A MAN IN THE BACK WITH A DART, 143 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:51,759 SO THAT'S GREAT. 144 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,328 - HE WAS IN THE WAY. 145 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,929 - JUDITH, THAT MAN IS BLEEDING. 146 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,565 - HE'LL LIVE. 147 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:59,633 - WELCOME TO THE TEAM. 148 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,935 [laughs] WE'RE GONNA GET THAT BELT. 149 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,941 - GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD. 150 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,743 I GOT PLACES TO BE. 151 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:10,944 - THINK YOU'RE GONNA WALTZ RIGHT OUT OF HERE 152 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:11,945 'CAUSE YOU'RE A JUDGE? 153 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,481 - YES, I DO. 154 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:15,849 THIS IS MY PAL ANNIE'S COURTROOM. 155 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,451 SHE'S NOT GONNA PUT ME ON HER TRIAL. 156 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,720 IT'S CALLED CONFLICT OF INTEREST, MY FRIEND. 157 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:20,854 WE'RE SUPES TIGHT. 158 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,590 - ALL RISE. 159 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,492 THE HONORABLE JUDGE MARCUS PITT PRESIDING. 160 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,627 - PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEATS. - YOU'RE NOT ANNIE. 161 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:27,895 - NOT SINCE MY FIFTH GRADE PLAY. 162 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,064 - UH, SIR, I'M JUDGE REBECCA WRIGHT. 163 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:33,434 - AND SHE'D LIKE TO GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD, YOUR HONOR. 164 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,668 SHE'S GOT PLACES TO BE. 165 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,370 - IGNORE HIM. WHERE'S ANNIE? 166 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:37,270 THIS IS HER COURTROOM. 167 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:39,139 - JUDGE CARTER IS ON MATERNITY LEAVE. 168 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,041 - SHE WAS PREGNANT? - HUH. 169 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,976 SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS WERE SUPES TIGHT. 170 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,678 - SIR, I'M A JUDGE. 171 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:46,013 CLEARLY, IT'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 172 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,681 SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I DO HAVE PLACES TO BE. 173 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,517 THANK YOU. EXCUSE ME. - NO, I DON'T MIND... 174 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,818 AS LONG AS ALL OF THOSE PLACES 175 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:52,586 ARE RIGHT BACK THERE IN THAT CHAIR. 176 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,455 - WHA-- - [laughs] BOOYAH. 177 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:58,426 . 178 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,092 - HI, TEDWARD. - HEY, JUDGE. 179 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,530 I LET MYSELF IN, BUT I GOT ALL OF OUR TRAINING SUPPLIES-- 180 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,865 ONION RINGS, OLIVES, STRAWS. 181 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:06,467 - OH. APRICOT SCRUB? 182 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:07,468 - OH, YEAH. THAT'S FOR ME. 183 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:09,403 OH, YOU THINK GOD JUST DOES THIS ALL BY HIMSELF? 184 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:12,740 - HEY, HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT ANNIE CARTER HAD A BABY? 185 00:06:12,773 --> 00:06:14,608 - YEAH, WE WENT HALFSIES ON A BREAST PUMP. 186 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,043 YOU STILL OWE ME 80 BUCKS, BY THE WAY. 187 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,145 - HEY, I GOT BAD NEWS, MAN. 188 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:19,713 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE ABLE 189 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:21,449 TO GET OUT OF THIS JURY DUTY. - [groans] 190 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,450 - LISTEN, I'M JUST THINKING, 191 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,752 JUST IN CASE, THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE A BACKUP 192 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:27,087 AND THAT MAYBE IT SHOULD BE GARY. 193 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:28,522 - GARY WHO? 194 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,623 - GARY. 195 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,492 COME ON, HE'S GOT GREAT CORE STRENGTH. 196 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,728 THE GUY CAN HOLD A PLANK FOR 20 MINUTES. 197 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:35,863 AND SOMETIMES WITH ONE ARM... 198 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,432 [mumbling] WHILE THE OTHER ARM IS DOING SOMETHING ELSE, 199 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:40,901 IF YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING. - PLEASE STOP TALKING. 200 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,002 LOOK, ANOTHER PROBLEM-- 201 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:43,571 GARY DOESN'T BELIEVE IN COMPETITION. 202 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,573 - WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO TEACH HIM. 203 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,041 YOU HAVE TO MR. MIYAGI HIM. 204 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:49,910 - MR. MIYAGI. - FROM THE KARATE KID. 205 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:51,979 - I KNOW THE MOVIE. I'M IN AMERICA. I HAVE EYES. 206 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,914 - I'M STILL PLANNING ON GETTING DISMISSED, OKAY? 207 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,949 ALL RIGHT, I AM GONNA GO TO THAT COURTROOM TOMORROW. 208 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:58,185 I'M GONNA DO EVERYTHING EVERY ANNOYING JUROR'S EVER DONE TO ME 209 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,954 TO GET ME TO DISMISS THEM-- I'M GONNA DO TO THAT JUDGE. 210 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:02,790 I AM GONNA SHOW HIM NO MERCY. 211 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,526 - AS PART OF THE JURY-SELECTION PROCESS, 212 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,495 I'M GOING TO DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE CASE 213 00:07:07,528 --> 00:07:09,497 TO MAKE SURE YOU CAN BE IMPARTIAL-- 214 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:13,534 - [coughing violently] 215 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,168 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 216 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,804 I AM SUPER SICK. 217 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:19,106 IT'S SUPER CONTAGIOUS TOO. 218 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:21,108 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. THEY'RE TERRIFIED. 219 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:22,109 [clears throat] 220 00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,512 [gargles] 221 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:25,879 TRULY, I'M SORRY. 222 00:07:25,913 --> 00:07:26,947 I DON'T KNOW-- 223 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,516 YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? I'M HUNGRY. 224 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,017 I GOT LOW BLOOD SUGAR. 225 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,019 I GOT TO HAVE A SNACK, OTHERWISE, I'D, LIKE, FAINT. 226 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,153 I'D LEAVE MY BODY. 227 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:35,689 ANYBODY WANT SOME--SOME PICKLED EGGS? 228 00:07:35,723 --> 00:07:37,257 HUH? I MEAN, THEY ARE WONDERFUL. 229 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,192 - OOH. - I'LL JUST PASS THESE AROUND. 230 00:07:39,226 --> 00:07:41,562 OH, I MEAN, IF IT'S PICKLED, IT'S FOR ME, 231 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:42,563 IS WHAT I ALWAYS SAY. 232 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,831 I GOT TO GET THESE OUT OF HERE. 233 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,032 IT'S LIKE, AH. 234 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:46,133 MMM. OH, YEAH. 235 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:47,535 IT'S GOOD. PASS 'EM ALONG. 236 00:07:47,568 --> 00:07:49,870 I ALSO HAVE SOME SARDINES. 237 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,572 I MEAN, IT SAYS THAT THEY'RE EXPIRED, 238 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,240 BUT I THINK THAT'S A SELL-BY DATE. 239 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,307 - ENOUGH. 240 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,177 SAY ONE MORE WORD, AND I'LL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT. 241 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,915 I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MOST OF YOU JURORS 242 00:08:01,949 --> 00:08:04,618 FOR YOUR TIME AND SERIOUS TREATMENT OF THIS MATTER. 243 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:08,656 AND DESPITE SOME OF YOUR OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO BE DISMISSED, 244 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,891 THE FOLLOWING JURORS HAVE BEEN SELECTED. 245 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,595 NUMBER 4, 6, 23, 14, 8... 246 00:08:14,628 --> 00:08:16,564 - 8! THAT'S CHET. YES. 247 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,298 - 7, 12, 21, 248 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:22,570 5, 1, 16, AND... 249 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:23,571 19. 250 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:27,608 - FU...N. 251 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:30,010 TRIALS--TRIALS ARE FUN. 252 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:33,947 - HEY, JUDGE. THAT IS A HAT. 253 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,550 THAT'S A BIG-ASS HAT, MAN. - IT'S NEW. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 254 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,719 - I THINK I WISH JUDGE WRIGHT WAS HERE TO SEE-- 255 00:08:38,752 --> 00:08:40,654 I SHOULD SEND HER A PICTURE. - NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 256 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,855 - I DON'T WANT HER TO MISS THIS. THIS IS GOOD. 257 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:42,990 - NO. NO. - ONE... 258 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,191 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE A PICTURE. 259 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,959 - TWO, THREE. [camera shutter clicks] 260 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,060 - THAT--YOU GOT-- 261 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,162 I SEE YOU GOT, LIKE, A LITTLE TYRA BANKS THING HERE. 262 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,297 LOOK AT YOU IN THIS HAT. 263 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,331 I'M GONNA TAG YOU. THIS IS CUTE. 264 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,332 - TEDWARD. - GARY. 265 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,333 OH. 266 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,068 WHAT-- - SORRY. 267 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,237 - LITTLE TIP--WHENEVER YOU'RE GIVING A HIGH FIVE, 268 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,672 LOOK AT THE ELBOW. 269 00:08:58,706 --> 00:08:59,673 - REALLY? - YEAH. 270 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:01,074 TRY IT. READY? - OKAY, YEAH. 271 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,310 - OH, DUDE. SORRY. 272 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,345 - THIS--THIS AIN'T GOOD. 273 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,747 - DID YOU SAY YOUR ELBOW? 274 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,181 - [clears throat] 275 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:12,620 - DUDE, THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO HAS BECOME REALITY. 276 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,954 - DID THEY CANCEL PRETTY LITTLE LIARS? 277 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:15,623 BECAUSE I CANNOT-- - NO. 278 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,057 I GOT PICKED FOR JURY DUTY. 279 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,959 I MEAN, I'M STILL IN GOOD SHAPE, THOUGH, YOU KNOW? 280 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,160 I THINK I'M GONNA GET ELECTED FOREMAN, 281 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,630 AND I'M JUST GONNA HUSTLE EVERYONE TO THE RIGHT VERDICT. 282 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,197 - WELL, I STARTED TRAINING GARY JUST IN CASE. 283 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,098 - HOW'S HE DOING? 284 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:26,734 - YOU KNOW, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 285 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,602 WHEN YOU TWO ARE "PLANKING"... 286 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,570 - MM-HMM. - DO YOU EVER HIGH-FIVE? 287 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:34,041 - SORRY ABOUT THAT, GUYS. 288 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,109 JUST HAD SOME WORK-RELATED STUFF, YOU KNOW. 289 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,779 YOU PROBABLY KNOW BY NOW THAT I AM A JUDGE. 290 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:42,082 ANYWAY, LISTEN, TOMORROW I WILL BE THE JURY FOREMAN, 291 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,917 SO I CAN QUICKLY WALK YOU 292 00:09:43,951 --> 00:09:45,786 THROUGH ALL THE LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO. 293 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:47,387 - GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, DO YOU, RED? 294 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,388 - YEAH, I DO, ACTUALLY. 295 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:50,624 WE'RE GONNA MOVE THINGS ALONG PRETTY QUICKLY, 296 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,060 BECAUSE AS I SAID BEFORE, I'VE GOT PLACES TO BE. 297 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,062 OKAY? - NO-KAY. 298 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:56,363 WHEN YOU WERE OUT IN THAT HALLWAY 299 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,798 DOING WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING, 300 00:09:57,831 --> 00:09:59,800 THESE GOOD PEOPLE 301 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:02,002 ELECTED ME JURY FOREMAN. 302 00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:03,336 - YOU GUYS! 303 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,706 - AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE THIS CASE SERIOUSLY, 304 00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:08,709 AND JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED. 305 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:09,977 BOOYAH. [chuckles] 306 00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,779 THIS FEELS GOOD, I GOT TO TELL YOU. 307 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,413 [laughs] MM. 308 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,082 NO, NO. NOT YOU. 309 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,116 ME. 310 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:21,822 - HEY, TEDWARD. - HEY. 311 00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,923 HOW'S IT GOING TODAY, JUDGE? 312 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,892 OH, WE ALL GOOD FOR TOMORROW NIGHT? 313 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,293 - I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 314 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:27,895 KIND OF HIT A BUMP IN THE ROAD, TEDWARD, 315 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,029 A BUMP IN THE ROAD. 316 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,164 - HEY, I HEARD YOU GOT JURY DUTY. 317 00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,200 I SMELL A FORFEIT IN THE WORKS. 318 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,435 - THE ONLY THING I SMELL IS YOUR AXE BODY SPRAY. 319 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,671 TOM, SERIOUSLY, ONE PUMP ONCE A DAY. 320 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:38,638 THAT'S IT. 321 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,008 EVEN IF YOU DO MAKE IT BACK HERE, REBECCA, 322 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,810 YOU'RE NOT TAKING HOME THE BELT THIS YEAR. 323 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:43,844 CHECK THIS. 324 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:49,717 KABOOM. 325 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:52,452 SHE'S LIKE A BAR OLYMPICS SAVANT. 326 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:53,721 IT IS ON. 327 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,424 - IT'S SO ON, IT'S ALMOST OFF. 328 00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,262 - YOU'RE MISSING HALF OF YOUR SKIRT. 329 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,431 - YEAH, WELL, YOU MISSED 10 MILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION. 330 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:05,833 - [chuckles] THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY, 331 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,167 BUT YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A HOOKER. 332 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:10,470 - THOSE PANTS GIVE YOU FRONT BUTT. 333 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,072 - [chuckles] 334 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,776 - BOBBY, GROWING UP, DID YOU EVER HAVE ANY GIRLFRIENDS? 335 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,010 - [laughing] WHAT? 336 00:11:17,044 --> 00:11:18,045 NO. 337 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,980 I-I COULDN'T TALK TO GIRLS. 338 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,749 I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THEM, 339 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,051 'CAUSE I WAS A LOSER WITH A CAPITAL "L." 340 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,485 - AND HAS YOUR LIFE CHANGED 341 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,921 SINCE THE NIGHT YOU HIRED A FEMALE FRIEND? 342 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,757 - OH, TOTALLY. 343 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:32,225 I MEAN, I AM-- I AM CONFIDENT NOW. 344 00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,761 AND, UH... 345 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,762 [whispering] I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 346 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,864 - IS IT TRUE THAT FEMALE FRIEND 347 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,832 EVEN CAME HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT YOU? 348 00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:40,167 - [normal voice] YEP. YEAH, YEAH. 349 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,702 THAT'S HER RIGHT OVER THERE. 350 00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,439 - [laughs] 351 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,975 HOW ABOUT THAT? 352 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,410 YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME PIMP OR WHAT? 353 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:52,112 - GOD, I WISH I COULD CHOKE YOU. 354 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,447 - OOH. HOW MUCH WOULD THAT COST ME? 355 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:02,322 . 356 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:02,790 [handcuffs clatter] 357 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:05,058 - HEY, TEDWARD. 358 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,227 YOU DROPPED THESE, BUD. - OH, SO I DID. 359 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,330 STOP. TOSS 'EM TO ME. 360 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,166 - UH, OKAY. 361 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,167 SORRY. 362 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,937 - YOU NEED TO FOCUS. 363 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,939 [handcuffs slide across floor] - WHOA. TAKE IT EASY. 364 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,173 I CAN JUST HAND THEM TO YOU. 365 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,409 - NO, YOU CANNOT JUST HAND THEM TO ME. 366 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,078 GENTLE UNDERHAND LOB-- 367 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,246 GO. 368 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,083 - OKAY. 369 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:32,252 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, OKAY? 370 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,121 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 371 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,089 - WE'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 372 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,324 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING, DR. BOYD? 373 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,292 [laughs] 374 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:40,327 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 375 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,329 I'VE TALLIED OUR INITIAL VOTE. 376 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:44,497 - OKAY, JUST SAY IT ALREADY SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE. 377 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,300 - 11 TO CONVICT, 378 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,336 1 TO ACQUIT. 379 00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:52,005 - 11 TO CONVICT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? 380 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,841 - SERIOUS AS MY MOTHER'S COKE ADDICTION. 381 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,876 - WHAT? - OH, YEAH. 382 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,045 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. 383 00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,580 SO YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE HOLDOUT. - YEAH, BECAUSE HE'S A KID. 384 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,816 HE DIDN'T HURT ANYONE, HE DIDN'T THREATEN ANYONE, 385 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,152 AND HE DIDN'T LEGALLY VIOLATE ANYONE'S RIGHTS. 386 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,955 - LEGALLY, HE BROKE THE LAW, PERIOD. 387 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,858 HE'S GUILTY. WE VOTE AGAIN. 388 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,026 THIS TIME, I WANT YOU TO WRITE "GUILTY" 389 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,361 ON THIS PIECE OF PAPER 390 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:18,431 SO WE CAN HEAD OUT OF HERE, JUSTICE SERVED. 391 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,267 YOU DO WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE, DON'T YOU? 392 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,135 - YES... 393 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,271 VERY BADLY. - YEAH. 394 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,207 WELL, THEN, "JUDGE"... 395 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,977 [laughter] 396 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,313 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 397 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,282 - THAT'S MINE. 398 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,257 - STILL 11 TO 1. 399 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,393 [all groan] - YEP. 400 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,863 AND WE'RE ALL STAYING HERE UNTIL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US 401 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:53,233 GET THIS SEXUALLY REPRESSED KID OFF. 402 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,167 I-I HEARD THAT. 403 00:13:54,201 --> 00:13:55,869 IT'S NOT--THAT'S-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 404 00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:57,404 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 405 00:13:57,437 --> 00:14:01,909 - OH, I'M AS SERIOUS AS YOUR MOM'S COKE ADDICTION. 406 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,111 WHAT? 407 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,145 OH, MY GOSH. - DON'T DO-- 408 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,414 - LOOK, I DON'T KNOW IF I'M HIGH-FIVING MYSELF 409 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,582 OR SLAPPING A TODDLER'S ASS. 410 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,452 - HEY, HEY, HEY-- - NO. 411 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,988 NO, NO, NO, NO. - NO. 412 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:18,025 - TELL ME THAT THIS PIZZA IS SO THAT WE-- 413 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,326 YOU AND I-- CAN CARBO-LOAD 414 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,928 BEFORE SERPICO OLYMPICS TONIGHT. 415 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,629 - WE'RE STILL DELIBERATING. I'M JUST ON A BREAK. 416 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:25,065 I'M SO SORRY. I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT, MAN. 417 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:26,433 - YOU ARE NOT SAYING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW. 418 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,335 - BELIEVE ME, THERE'S NOTHING I'D RATHER DO 419 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,038 THAN PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD WITH URINAL CAKES, OKAY? 420 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,505 BUT I CAN'T LET THIS KID GO TO PRISON. 421 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,274 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO USE GARY. 422 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,144 - [sighs] - TEDWARD... 423 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,012 THE LOTUS IS READY. 424 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,514 - THAT IS NOT A KARATE KID REFERENCE. 425 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,550 - OH. HEY. 426 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,418 GO GET THAT BELT. 427 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:46,954 [both grunt] 428 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,126 - YOU ARE 134 SECONDS LATE, 429 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:56,096 AND THERE'S NO FOOD ALLOWED IN HERE. 430 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:58,365 - OKAY, THERE'S A NO-FOOD RULE 431 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,667 BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT PEOPLE MAKING A MESS. 432 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:04,104 BUT IF WE CLEAN UP, NO HARM, NO FOUL. 433 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,206 EVERYBODY GETS FED. 434 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,375 AND I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS. 435 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,477 - THE PROBLEM IS, THERE ARE RULES. 436 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,980 - WELL, SOMETIMES RULES CAN BE BROKEN 437 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,682 IF NOBODY GETS HURT, HMM? 438 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,350 [box squeaking] 439 00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,220 HMM? 440 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,222 LOOKS LIKE SOME PEOPLE ARE INTERPRETING THE RULES 441 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,658 LIKE I DO, CHET. 442 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,729 - OH, NO, THERE HE IS. 443 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,431 HELLO, TEDWARD. 444 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,732 NO REBECCA, I SEE. 445 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,968 I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU FORFEIT. - YEAH! 446 00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,437 - NOPE, NEW PARTNER--GARY. - WHAT? 447 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,739 - REBECCA'S SHIRT-- WEAR IT WITH PRIDE. 448 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,141 - OH, NO, NO, NO. SORRY. 449 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,709 I-I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT INTO COMPETITION. 450 00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,345 - OKAY, COME ON, DR. KUMBAYA, GROW A PAIR, ALL RIGHT? 451 00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:48,248 REBECCA WANTS YOU TO FILL IN. DO IT FOR HER. 452 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,017 - HE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT, TEDDY. 453 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,484 - YEAH, DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO DO IT. 454 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,020 - GARY CAN'T WIN THAT BELT FOR REBECCA. 455 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,354 - SHE'S RIGHT. I CAN'T. 456 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,722 - HE CAN'T EVEN WIN HER HEART. 457 00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:57,657 - WAIT. WHAT'D YOU SAY? - YOU HEARD ME. 458 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,659 YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA LOCK THAT DOWN, SON, 459 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,328 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BITCH. 460 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,530 - YOU JUST CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER. 461 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,999 NOW I'M COMING, AND HELL IS COMING WITH ME. 462 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,467 HELL IS COMING WITH ME! 463 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,136 - BOOM! THAT'S ALL I NEEDED. 464 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,004 GOT ME A NEW PARTNER. HELLO. 465 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,506 - [laughs] YEAH! 466 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:16,476 LET'S DO THIS! COME ON. 467 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,610 - OH! HEY, GARY. 468 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,147 HEY, MAN, LOOK, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BRING YOUR "A" GAME, 469 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:21,614 'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO OZ DRESSED LIKE DOROTHY. 470 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,682 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 471 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,584 - ALL RIGHT, LET THE FIFTH ANNUAL 472 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,054 SERPICO OLYMPICS BEGIN! 473 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,024 . 474 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:31,624 - WELL, IT'S GETTING WORSE. 475 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,261 FIVE TO CONVICT, SIX TO ACQUIT, 476 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,628 AND ONE QUESTION MARK. 477 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,131 - WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M STILL FEELING CONFUSED. 478 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,133 - OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. THAT'S OUR THIRD VOTE. 479 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,701 LISTEN UP. - NO, NO. NO. NO. 480 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,704 REMEMBER, NO ONE TALKS WITHOUT THE SPIRIT STICK. 481 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,838 - GIVE ME THE SPIRIT STICK. 482 00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:50,143 OKAY, LISTEN, YOU REALLY WANT TO SEND A KID TO JAIL 483 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,045 FOR LOSING HIS VIRGINITY? 484 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,348 LOOK, LOOK. LOOK AT THIS GUY. 485 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,816 HE STILL HAS PIMPLES. 486 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,085 HE'S JUST A KID. 487 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,653 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE AND YOU THOUGHT EVERYBODY ELSE 488 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,256 IN THE WORLD WAS HAVING SEX BESIDES YOU, RIGHT? 489 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,591 AND THAT WAS BEFORE THE INTERNET. 490 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,060 AND NOW YOU CAN GET PORN IN FIVE KEYSTROKES. 491 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,462 - I CAN DO IT IN THREE. - SERIOUSLY? 492 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,665 ANYWAY, LISTEN, AS A JUDGE... 493 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,167 - WE GET IT. YOU'RE A JUDGE. 494 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,537 - I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE LETTER OF THE LAW. 495 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,407 BUT WE NEED TO FOLLOW THE SPIRIT OF THE LAW. 496 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,242 BOBBY JUST NEEDED SOME SELF-CONFIDENCE. 497 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,810 YOU WANT TO SEND HIM TO JAIL FOR THAT? 498 00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:24,811 REALLY? 499 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:25,812 I CALL FOR ANOTHER VOTE. 500 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,847 - YOU'RE NOT THE FOREMAN. YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 501 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,549 - OKAY, WELL, HERE'S THE THING, CHET-- 502 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,285 I JUST DID, OKAY? 503 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,554 - GO! 504 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,656 SHOT! 505 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,426 - [spits] 506 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,461 HEY. THAT'S WELL BOURBON. 507 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,163 [gags] - [groans] 508 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,565 - ALL RIGHT, ROUND ONE GOES TO THE RED TEAM. 509 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:48,535 [rock music] 510 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,605 * 511 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,674 - WHOO! - EMPTY. THAT'S IT. WE DID IT. 512 00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:57,110 - WE GOT A WINNER--BLUE TEAM! - YEAH. 513 00:17:57,144 --> 00:18:00,180 - 11 TO ACQUIT, 1 TO CONVICT. 514 00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,281 LOOKS LIKE WE'RE STUCK. 515 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,350 - OKAY, CHET, WHAT'S THE HOLDUP? 516 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,884 - HE BROKE THE LAW, JUDGE. 517 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,254 OUR SOCIETY IS BUILT ON LAWS. 518 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,588 IF WE START IGNORING THEM, 519 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,423 THE ENTIRE FABRIC OF THE SYSTEM BREAKS DOWN. 520 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,160 - OKAY, YOU'VE NEVER BROKEN THE LAW? 521 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,162 - NO, NOT EVEN A FIX-IT TICKET. 522 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,028 - HUH. REALLY? 523 00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,697 'CAUSE THAT TRASH CAN YOU JUST MISSED? 524 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,732 THAT'S LITTERING-- $1,000 FINE MINIMUM. 525 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,933 THAT PEN CAP YOU'VE BEEN CHEWING ON 526 00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,503 THESE LAST SEVERAL HOURS-- DESTRUCTION OF STATE PROPERTY. 527 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,905 THAT CARRIES A THREE-MONTH JAIL TERM. 528 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,375 OH, AND YOUR MOM'S COKE PROBLEM? DID YOU TURN HER IN? 529 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,211 'CAUSE IF NOT, YOU'RE COMPLICIT IN FELONY NARCOTICS POSSESSION. 530 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,111 THAT'S A BIGGIE. 531 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,846 - ALL RIGHT, JUST HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 532 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,382 MY MOTHER IS A SAINT. 533 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,716 SHE WAS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME. 534 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,285 SHE SHOULD HAVE NEVER MARRIED NACHO! 535 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,587 - LOOK, ACCORDING TO YOU, YOU BROKE THE LAW. 536 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:41,788 YOU'RE GUILTY, PERIOD. 537 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,556 ACCORDING TO ME, YOU'RE A BIT OF A TOOL, 538 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,392 BUT YOU'RE NOT A CRIMINAL, CHET. 539 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:46,426 - [groans] 540 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,929 ALL RIGHT, HOOKER SKIRT, YOU WIN. 541 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,799 - YEAH! 542 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,866 EH. - NO, NO. 543 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,468 NO, NO. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. 544 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,605 CHET. - OH. 545 00:18:58,638 --> 00:18:59,872 NOBODY DOES THAT. 546 00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,208 - CHET DOES. 547 00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,609 [laughs] 548 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,644 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 549 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,647 RED TEAM HAS WON HIGH FIVE TO INFINITY, COASTER BOASTER, 550 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,449 AND ICE FIASCO. 551 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,818 BLUE TEAM HAS WON ONION RING ANTLERS, 552 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:15,255 NAPKIN FOLD-OFF, AND BATHROOM. 553 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,424 WE ARE TIED THREE TO THREE. 554 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,459 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, YOU CAN'T JUST END IN A TIE, 555 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,561 OR ELSE THIS IS MEANINGLESS, RIGHT? 556 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,263 - NOPE. TIEBREAKER. 557 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,497 - YES. YES. 558 00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:26,733 AND WE SHALL CALL IT "KICK THE LIME AROUND." 559 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,734 - LOVE IT. 560 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,269 - BOTH TEAMS WILL KICK THE LIME 561 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,571 BACK AND FORTH UNTIL SOMEONE DROPS. 562 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,505 - LOVE IT. - LOOK, GARY, MAN... 563 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:35,308 I AM NO GOOD WITH THESE FEET I GOT, OKAY? 564 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,909 - HEY! - OH. REBECCA! 565 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:37,910 - GARY. - REBECCA. 566 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,011 TIME-OUT. TIME-OUT. 567 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,314 - ALL RIGHT, THAT IS THEIR THIRD AND FINAL TIME-OUT. 568 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,715 - [whispering] OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 569 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,551 WHAT'S HAPPENING? - WE'RE IN A KIKI TIEBREAKER. 570 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:45,985 WE HAVE TO KICK A LIME BACK AND FORTH. 571 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,420 YOU KNOW FEET ARE NOT MY THING, JUDGE. 572 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,988 - OH, MAN, YOUR FEET ARE YOUR ACHILLES' HEEL. 573 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,524 - TEDWARD, THIS IS JUST LIKE HACKY SACK, OKAY? 574 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,592 WATCH AND LEARN. 575 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,227 THE STUDENT HAS BECOME THE MASTER. 576 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,229 YOU'VE GOT THIS, MAN. TAP THE SACK. 577 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,497 all: TAP THE SACK. - OKAY, WAIT, WAIT. 578 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,998 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT A DIFFERENT WAY OF SAYING THAT. 579 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,867 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT-- - "TAPPING THE SACK"-- 580 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,269 OKAY, OKAY, WAIT. GO GET THIS, HUH? 581 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,270 - YEAH! - WHOO! 582 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:04,837 all: CHICKA-CHICKA-BOOM-BOOM! 583 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,005 - LET'S GET THAT BELT! - WHOO! 584 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,274 - LET'S DO THIS! 585 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,677 - FOCUS. - JUST FOCUS. 586 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,011 - AND GO. 587 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,348 [Vangelis' Chariots of Fire theme] 588 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:23,390 * 589 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:35,935 - WHOO! 590 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:39,939 [all cheering] 591 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,276 - RED TEAM WINS! 592 00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,946 VICTOR AND CHAMPION! 593 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,349 - GIVE ME THE BELT! GIVE ME THE BELT! 594 00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:50,950 GIVE ME THE BELT! GIVE ME THE BELT! 595 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:54,287 - OH, THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! 596 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,788 - OH, SORRY. YEAH, THANK YOU. 597 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,290 - OW! GARY, YOU GOT TO-- 598 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,425 ELBOW, MAN. - YEAH! GO. 599 00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,926 - YEAH. 600 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,961 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? OH. 601 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,296 - YOU GUYS WANT TO TOUCH IT? 602 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,865 - OKAY, OKAY, YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME. 603 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,068 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE NIGHT IN JAIL. 604 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,437 - WAIT A MINUTE. 605 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,305 IT'S THE LOSERS WHO GET TO DO THAT? 606 00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,041 [gasps, squeals] 607 00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:18,478 - [crying mockingly] 608 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,514 [laughing] 609 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:25,852 - REALLY? 610 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,388 YOU JUST GOT HERE. 611 00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,459 [crowd cheering]