1 00:00:00,668 --> 00:00:00,801 . 2 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:01,269 - HEY. - HEY. HI. 3 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,072 - HOW WAS THE SHRINK'S CONVENTION? 4 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:05,339 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT WAS INTERESTING. 5 00:00:05,373 --> 00:00:06,440 THERE'S BEEN SOME EXCITING, NEW BREAKTHROUGHS IN THE AREAS OF-- 6 00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,676 OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME IF THEY'VE INVENTED ANY COOL, 7 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:09,710 NEW PAINKILLERS. 8 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:10,778 - UH-HUH. - SADLY, NO. 9 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:12,646 - OH. [cell phone rings] 10 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,614 - OOH. WHO'S THAT? 11 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:16,817 - EH, NO ONE. JUST A STUPID TELEMARKETER. 12 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,353 OH, OKAY, SPEAKING OF SOLICITORS, 13 00:00:19,387 --> 00:00:21,255 CHECK OUT TEDWARD. 14 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,057 I KNOW HIS MOVES SO WELL. 15 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,093 FIRST, THE FRIENDLY TOUCH TO THE SHOULDER 16 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:26,560 TO ESTABLISH INTIMACY 17 00:00:26,594 --> 00:00:29,130 AND THEN THE HEARTFELT LAUGH. [laughs] 18 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,199 "I'M JUST LIKE YOU, BABY. I'M NOT THREATENING." 19 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:33,467 AND HE CLOSES WITH THE HANDSHAKE. 20 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:35,436 - THE DOUBLE-GRIP SHAKE-- SMOOTH. 21 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,338 [cell phone rings] - [groans] 22 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,507 - OH, YOU'RE POPULAR. - YEAH, NOT REALLY. 23 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:40,774 WHATEVER. 24 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:43,377 HEY, WHAT'S UP, PLAYER? - WHAT'S UP, HATER? 25 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,546 - NICE HANDSHAKE, BILL CLINTON. - IT'S COMFORTING. 26 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:48,149 LET'S THEM KNOW THAT I FEEL THEIR PAIN. 27 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,717 - OH, MAN. WHO IS SHE? SHE LOOKS FAMILIAR. 28 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:51,119 - SHE SHOULD LOOK FAMILIAR. 29 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,353 THAT'S CHRIS LARSON'S GIRLFRIEND. 30 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:56,490 - OKAY, THE GUY I CONVICTED TODAY OF BREAKING AND ENTERING? 31 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,292 - THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S PERFECT. 32 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,560 'CAUSE IT CAN'T GET THAT SERIOUS. 33 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:03,397 LOOK, SHE GETS A FUN FLING WITH A NICE GUY WHILE HER MAN'S AWAY. 34 00:01:03,431 --> 00:01:06,134 AND IN SIX MONTHS, FOUR WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR, 35 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,169 HE'LL GET OUT, AND SHE'LL GO RUNNING BACK TO HIM. 36 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,538 NOBODY GETS HURT. - YEAH, EXCEPT FOR YOU... 37 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,374 BY AN EX-CON WHO'S BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT PUMPING IRON 38 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,509 FOR SIX MONTHS, FOUR WITH GOOD BEHAVIOR. 39 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:16,877 [cell phone rings] OH. 40 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:19,280 - OH, WHO'S KEITH? 41 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,449 - UH... - COME ON, WHO IS IT-- 42 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:24,352 SEXY SURF INSTRUCTOR, HOT LATIN POOL BOY? 43 00:01:24,385 --> 00:01:26,787 I CAN TAKE IT. COME ON. - HE CAN TAKE IT. 44 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,623 - KEITH IS MY EX-HUSBAND. - COOL. 45 00:01:29,657 --> 00:01:31,559 WAIT. DID YOU SAY "EX-HUSBAND"? 46 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,461 - [sighs] 47 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:36,464 [upbeat music] 48 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:44,338 * 49 00:01:46,507 --> 00:01:50,278 - IT'S A CLASSIC, AGE-OLD STORY. TWO KIDS MEET IN COLLEGE. 50 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,847 JOIN A BAND, FALL IN LOVE. A DUDE IN CUTOFFS MARRIES US. 51 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:57,418 HE'S A USER AND A DOUCHE BAG. THE END. 52 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,253 - OH, YEAH. THAT CLASSIC, AGE-OLD STORY. 53 00:01:59,287 --> 00:02:01,422 [cell phone rings] - OY! 54 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,857 DID I MENTION HE'S AN AUSSIE? G'DAY, G'DAY, G'DAY! 55 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,426 UGH. 56 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,261 - UM, TWO MORE. 57 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:08,196 YOU KNOW WHAT? MAKE IT FOUR. 58 00:02:08,229 --> 00:02:10,931 THIS IS DEFINITELY GONNA KEEP HAPPENING. 59 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,400 - I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM LAST NIGHT. 60 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,902 YOU HAD AN EX-HUSBAND YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT. 61 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,537 NO, SERIOUSLY. 62 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:17,871 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU SINCE THE BAR LAST NIGHT. 63 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,507 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE OKAY. 64 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,575 - GARY, I CAN DO EIGHT SHOTS OF TEQUILA, NO PROBLEM. 65 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,344 I'M AN ADULT. I'M FINE. 66 00:02:23,377 --> 00:02:24,678 - NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I... WOW. 67 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:25,613 YOU KNOW WHAT? 68 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:28,249 WE--WE MIGHT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT TOO. 69 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:29,483 UM, NO, I MEANT ABOUT YOUR EX-HUSBAND. 70 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,619 YOU SEEM LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME UNRESOLVED ISSUES THERE. 71 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:33,354 - NO, NO, NO, NO. NO. OKAY. 72 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,588 DON'T TRY TO ANALYZE ME. 73 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:38,459 GARY, I SEE THE LITTLE MOUSE ON THE WHEEL INSIDE YOUR HEAD, 74 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,493 SPINNING AROUND. 75 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:40,861 THERE'S NO CHEESE HERE, YOU KNOW. 76 00:02:40,894 --> 00:02:42,796 OR IS IT SEEDS? WHAT DO MICE EAT? 77 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:43,797 I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER. 78 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:44,832 I'M FINE. - WHAT DO I KNOW? 79 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:47,468 I, DR. GARY BOYD, BOARD CERTIFIED PSYCHIATRIST 80 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,537 AND RECIPIENT OF THE HORACE B. MANNING AWARD 81 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,705 FOR MY PAPER IN DISPLACED ANGER ISSUES 82 00:02:51,739 --> 00:02:53,374 IN THE FIELD OF MARITAL STRIFE. 83 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,443 - WELL, APPARENTLY, NOT MUCH IN THIS CASE. 84 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:58,479 UM, I'M NOT SAYING GIVE THE HORACE B. MANNING AWARD BACK, 85 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,381 BUT YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL GOOD ABOUT IT. 86 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:02,916 HUH? - OKAY. 87 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,556 CHRIS LARSON, YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY 88 00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:10,591 OF BREAKING AND ENTERING. 89 00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:14,228 YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO THREE MONTHS IN COUNTY. 90 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,396 - GO SCREW YOURSELF! 91 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,897 - HUH. THAT MOTION'S DENIED. 92 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,267 AND YOU JUST WON YOURSELF AN EXTRA 30 DAYS. 93 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:23,604 PLEASE GET MR. LARSON OUT OF MY COURTROOM. 94 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,640 - ANGELICA. I AM SO, SO SORRY. 95 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:28,642 TOGETHER WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS. 96 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,245 YOU LIKE SEAFOOD? 97 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,681 - LIFTING WEIGHTS, TEDWARD... 98 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,550 THAT'S ALL THEY DO. 99 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,986 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TAKING A CONVICT'S GIRLFRIEND 100 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,488 TO DINNER. 101 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,555 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T THINK OF THIS SOONER. 102 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:43,924 I MEAN, FROM NOW ON, I AM A SALMON, 103 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,861 AND THE COURTHOUSE IS MY SPAWNING GROUND. 104 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,897 - G'DAY, BECKS. YOU LOOK GOOD. 105 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:52,833 - KEITH, YOU CANNOT BE HERE. THIS IS MY PLACE OF WORK. 106 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:54,702 - IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS SINCE I LAST SAW YOU, 107 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,003 AND YOU'RE STILL AS CUDDLY AS RAZOR WIRE. 108 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,705 - THIS IS KEITH? YOU'RE KEITH? 109 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:58,906 YOU NEVER TOLD ME KEITH WAS AUSTRALIAN. 110 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,641 LIKE, SYDNEY. MAYBE WESTERN SUBURBS? 111 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,942 - WESTERN SUB-- YEAH, BASICALLY. 112 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,611 - YEAH, OKAY. I WAS SEDUCED BY THE ACCENT TOO. 113 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,679 - SO YOU'RE A JUDGE NOW. CONGRATULATIONS. 114 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,382 I GUESS YOU, UH, LEGALLY GET TO HAVE THE LAST WORD, THEN? 115 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,517 - WHAT DO YOU WANT, KEITH? 116 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:11,619 - I TRIED TO CALL YOU. I DID, BUT YOU WOULDN'T ANSWER. 117 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,887 SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO, I JUST CAME DOWN HERE. 118 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:15,589 - SO WHAT, THE ALIMONY CHECKS HAVE STOPPED NOW? 119 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,292 SO WHAT, YOU NEED A COUPLE GRAND FOR A NEW AMP? 120 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:20,294 - REBECCA. I'M 43 YEARS OLD. 121 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:22,062 IF I WANT A NEW AMP, I'LL JUST SELL SOME OF MY VIDEO GAMES. 122 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,597 - SO WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO WANT-- 123 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:24,798 THE OTHER HALF OF THE BED? 124 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:26,667 YOU KNOW HE SAWED THE BED IN HALF? 125 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,437 OH, YEAH, YEAH, HE LITERALLY SAWED THE BED IN HALF. 126 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,071 - WOW. - I WANTED TO BE FAIR. 127 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:31,972 50/50, RIGHT? 128 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,608 - EXCEPT FOR THE ALIMONY. 100/0, SO... 129 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,844 - ISN'T THIS NICE? WE'RE PICKING UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF. 130 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,712 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO? 131 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,681 YOU CAN DROP IT WHERE WE LEFT IT OR FOUND IT. 132 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,083 HOWEVER IT GOES, OKAY? I DON'T WANT TO PICK IT UP. 133 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:43,951 YEAH. 134 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,653 - JUDGE, DO YOU WANT ME TO REMOVE HIM? 135 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:46,887 - NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, 'CAUSE I'M LEAVING. 136 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:50,758 I'VE MOVED ON, 'CAUSE I'M AN IMPORTANT PERSON. 137 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:54,395 - EDDIE MONEY DIED. 138 00:04:54,428 --> 00:04:56,564 - WHAT? - EDDIE MONEY DIED? 139 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:59,433 OH, LORD. HEY, EDDIE MONEY DIED, Y'ALL! 140 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,534 NO. 141 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:03,904 - I-I MEAN, I GUESS I ALWAYS KNEW THAT THIS DAY... 142 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,707 WOULD COME, BUT STILL, IT'S A SHOCK, IT'S... 143 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,676 - THIS IS ALL REALLY HARD. I-I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 144 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:10,711 I'LL NEVER HAVE HIS WARM BREATH ON MY NECK. 145 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:12,546 AND I'LL NEVER HAVE HIM LICKING MY FACE 146 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,747 WHEN I MAKE HIM SLEEP WITH ME. 147 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,783 - WOW. YOU WERE, LIKE, A REAL FAN. 148 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,419 - NO, EDDIE MONEY WAS OUR CAT. - OH, OKAY. 149 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,687 - OH, HE'S A CAT. THAT'S EVEN WORSE. 150 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,755 I'M SO SORRY. 151 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:24,758 - I GUESS EDDIE GOT ONE TICKET TO "PURRADISE." 152 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,960 [chuckles] TOO SOON? 153 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,529 - LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO COME AND TELL YOU 154 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:29,797 THAT WE HAVE A MEMORIAL FOR HIM AT MY PLACE TOMORROW. 155 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,599 THE BAND'S GONNA BE THERE. 156 00:05:31,632 --> 00:05:35,769 WE'RE GONNA HAVE BEER, AND I'D JUST LOVE IT IF YOU COULD COME. 157 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:37,671 - I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD MAKE IT. 158 00:05:37,705 --> 00:05:42,510 BUT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW. 159 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,446 HEY, SAY HEY TO THE GUYS FROM BITCH KITTEN FOR ME! 160 00:05:45,479 --> 00:05:47,047 - WILL DO. 161 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,550 - THE NAME OF YOUR BAND WAS BITCH KITTEN? 162 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,585 - THE NAME OF MY BAND WAS BITCH KITTEN. 163 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,654 - AFTER THE CAT OR AFTER YOU? 164 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:00,360 . 165 00:06:00,394 --> 00:06:01,161 - A LITTLE EDDIE MONEY. - OH, MY GOD. 166 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:04,164 THIS IS WHEN WE DRESSED HIM UP AS YODA 167 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,165 FOR HALLOWEEN. 168 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,836 AND WE MADE HIM HAND OUT CANDY WITH HIS PAWS. 169 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,705 HE'S LIKE, GIVE YOU CANDY, I WILL. 170 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:12,973 OH, MY GOSH. 171 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,409 AND THEN HE SCRATCHED A KID AND THEY SUED. 172 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:16,477 - YIKES. 173 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:20,448 HE WAS THE SWEETEST, HUMBLEST, KINDEST KITTY CAT 174 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,449 THAT EVER LIVED. 175 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:22,382 - HMM. 176 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:24,452 I MEAN, IF THIS CAT MEANT SO MUCH TO YOU, 177 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:26,854 WHY DID KEITH GET CUSTODY? PFFT. 178 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,823 - GARY... I'M A WORKING MOTHER. 179 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,024 I MEAN, AT THE END OF THE DAY, 180 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,726 WE HAD TO DO WHAT WAS BEST FOR EDDIE. 181 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,194 - SO ARE YOU GONNA GO TO THE MEMORIAL? 182 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,497 - I WANT TO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR TO KEITH. 183 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:38,799 YOU KNOW, IF HE DOESN'T SEE ME, HE CAN'T ASK ME FOR ANYTHING. 184 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,568 - IF YOU WANT TO GO, YOU SHOULD GO. 185 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,035 DON'T LET YOUR FEELINGS FOR KEITH PREVENT YOU 186 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,737 FROM SAYING GOOD-BYE TO EDDIE MONEY. 187 00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:46,474 PLUS, KEITH DID TRACK YOU DOWN TO TELL YOU. 188 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,407 MAYBE HE'S CHANGED. 189 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:49,176 - TRUST ME, HE HAS NOT CHANGED. ALL RIGHT? 190 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:51,211 HE WAS WEARING THE SAME BORN IN THE USA T-SHIRT 191 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,980 HE WAS WEARING WHEN WE GOT MARRIED. 192 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:57,017 ONLY THE "B" WAS FADED, SO IT LOOKS LIKE PORN IN THE USA. 193 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,552 - OH, REMEMBER MY FRIEND NATALIE? 194 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,620 - MM. 195 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:03,190 - SHE GOT HERPES FROM A MAX WEINBERG LOOK ALIKE. 196 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,559 MY POINT IS, YOU SHOULD GO TO THE MEMORIAL. 197 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:08,195 - AND WHILE YOU'RE GETTING CLOSURE WITH EDDIE MONEY, 198 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,130 MAYBE YOU COULD GET A LITTLE CLOSURE WITH KEITH. 199 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:12,600 IN THE THERAPY BUSINESS, THAT'S WHAT WE CALL SUPER SWEET, 200 00:07:12,633 --> 00:07:14,535 UNEXPECTED BONUS CLOSURE. 201 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,903 - I WANT TO GO. 202 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,571 I DO, YOU KNOW, BUT YOU GOTTA GO WITH ME. 203 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,939 I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE. - I CAN'T. 204 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,608 THAT'S WHEN MY DAD'S GIRLFRIEND'S GRADUATING 205 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,809 FROM COLLEGE. 206 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:22,943 - OH. - YEAH. 207 00:07:22,976 --> 00:07:23,844 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, GARY? 208 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,245 ACTUALLY, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 209 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,748 - YEAH. - I HAVE THIS RECURRING DREAM 210 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,584 WHERE MY DAD'S TRYING TO HUG ME, 211 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:33,787 BUT HIS HANDS ARE MADE OF KNIVES. 212 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:36,557 IS THAT ANYTHING? 213 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,858 - NOPE. YOU'RE CLEAR. 214 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,092 - TOLD YOU. 215 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:44,732 - THIS EX-CON REBOUND THING IS NOTHING SHORT OF GLORY. 216 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:46,600 SHE THINKS I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST GUY. 217 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,536 - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND GOT BUSTED 218 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,739 FOR BREAKING INTO A RADIO SHACK DURING BUSINESS HOURS. 219 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:53,507 SO THE BAR IS SET PRETTY LOW. 220 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,543 - AND I'M SAILING RIGHT OVER IT. 221 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,278 - WHATEVER METAPHOR YOU USE, IT'S WRONG. 222 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,580 - JUDGE WRIGHT. 223 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:02,516 TEDWARD. - SIR, MOO GOO GAI PAN? 224 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:04,117 - CHINESE AND ME DON'T AGREE. 225 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:06,520 REBECCA, I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT YOUR CASE AGAINST 226 00:08:06,554 --> 00:08:08,221 CHRIS LARSON IS COMING TO MY COURT 227 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,757 ON EMERGENCY APPEAL. - HMM? 228 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,124 - SOMETHING WRONG, TEDWARD? 229 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,259 - WRONG--NO. NO, SIR. 230 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:13,226 NOTHING'S WRONG. 231 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,895 I JUST WANT TO SHOW MY DEEP AND ABIDING LOVE 232 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,130 FOR OUR JUDICIAL SYSTEM. - HUH. 233 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,933 WELL, I WISH WHOEVER MIRANDIZED HIM FELT AS STRONGLY AS YOU DO. 234 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,735 APPARENTLY, THERE WAS A TECHNICALITY, AND I HAVE 235 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:23,737 TO DECIDE IF DUE PROCESS WAS FOLLOWED. 236 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:25,673 - SO LET ME JUST GET THIS STRAIGHT. 237 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:30,210 YOU'RE SAYING THAT CHRIS LARSON COULD BE GETTING OUT SOON? 238 00:08:30,243 --> 00:08:31,979 - MM HMM. - VERY SOON? 239 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,313 - I AM. - CHRIS LARSON? 240 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,283 - IF HE WAS A VICTIM OF IMPROPER CONDUCT, 241 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,085 I WOULD RELEASE HIM TODAY IF COULD. 242 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:40,688 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED, TEDWARD. 243 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,255 - INDEED. 244 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:45,593 - BY THE WAY, I LOVED YOUR BEARD IN 300. 245 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:46,627 - OH. - THAT'S RIGHT. 246 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:47,695 - OH! 247 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:50,664 - I'M NOT TAKING IT FROM YOU ANYMORE. 248 00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,033 GOOD DAY. 249 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,068 - HE JUST THREW DOWN THE MIC AND WALKED OFF STAGE. 250 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,704 - HE'S BEEN WORKING ON THOSE AT HOME, I CAN TELL. 251 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,172 - LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 252 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,942 - I LOVE THAT THEY PLANTED WHEAT IN THE FRONT YARD. 253 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:03,744 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT WHEAT, JUDY. 254 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:06,647 THIS IS...WEEDS. - OH. 255 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,016 - OH, MAN. THANK YOU FOR COMING, BY THE WAY. 256 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:09,883 - OH, IT WAS MY PLEASURE. 257 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:12,252 I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT YOU ASKED ME. 258 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:14,021 - I DIDN'T. YOU INSISTED. 259 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:17,224 - YOU KNOW, ANYONE WHO WOULD HAVE A MEMORIAL FOR A PET 260 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,126 MUST BE A PRETTY SPECIAL GUY. 261 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,829 I WISH I COULD FIND A GUY LIKE THAT. 262 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,296 - ARE YOU LOOKING TO HOOK UP INSIDE? 263 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:26,634 - PET FUNERALS ARE MY E-HARMONY. 264 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,707 - OH... [soft rock in background] 265 00:09:33,741 --> 00:09:35,042 WOW. 266 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:39,780 THIS IS LIKE WALKING INTO A MUSEUM OF MY PAST. 267 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:43,383 IT'S LIKE NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE THE DAY I LEFT. 268 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,954 THERE'S THE CURTAINS THAT WE BORROWED...FROM THE RADISSON. 269 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:50,758 AND THAT'S THE SAME LAMP THAT WE BORROWED FROM POTTERY BARN. 270 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:51,859 WE STOLE A BUNCH OF STUFF. 271 00:09:51,892 --> 00:09:53,226 - GOSH, OH, MY GOSH. LOOK AT THIS. 272 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,697 THIS IS THE-- THE FAR SIDE CALENDAR FROM 2004. 273 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:58,699 - REBECCA. I GOT YOUR TEXT. 274 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,200 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 275 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,669 - IT'S FOR EDDIE. I'M HERE FOR EDDIE, SO... 276 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,870 - I'LL TAKE IT. I'LL TAKE IT. 277 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,772 - ALL RIGHT. - AND THANK YOU FOR COMING... 278 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,974 UM, LADY WHO OWNS CAT SWEATER. 279 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,776 - I, UH, USED TO HAVE MATCHING PANTS, 280 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,744 BUT I LOST A TON OF WEIGHT. 281 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,112 - GOOD FOR YOU. - OH, MY GOD. 282 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,682 - BAD ASS BECKY. HEY, BABY. 283 00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:15,548 GIVE ME SOME SUGAR. 284 00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:18,118 [overlapping chatter, kissing sounds] 285 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,253 - GOD, YOU LOOK GREAT. 286 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,022 JAMES. - LOOK AT THIS. 287 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,424 - OH, GOD. - HUG THAT GUY! 288 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,026 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 289 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,895 - I CAN'T BELIEVE-- I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE 290 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,731 IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS. WOW. 291 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,167 - EDDIE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY TO SEE US ALL TOGETHER. 292 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,269 - OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS JUDY. 293 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,238 - I'M SINGLE. - NICE. 294 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:43,076 - I--I--I'VE WRITTEN A FEW WORDS IN REMEMBRANCE OF EDDIE. 295 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,813 IT'S A POEM. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. 296 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:48,181 IT'S CALLED EDDIE. 297 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:49,216 "E. 298 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:53,086 "E IS FOR EVERY MAN DESERVES A CAT LIKE EDDIE. 299 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:58,125 "D IS FOR DAMN. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, EDDIE? 300 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:03,697 "THE SECOND D IS FOR DEAD, 'CAUSE EDDIE IS DEAD. 301 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:07,034 "I IS FOR I LOVE EDDIE. 302 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:12,205 AND E...IS FOR EDDIE." 303 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,443 THANK YOU, EVERYONE, FOR COMING. 304 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,845 IF YOU WANT ANY FOOD OR DRINKS OR ANYTHING, 305 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:18,979 IT'S ALL IN THE KITCHEN. 306 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,148 WE'VE OPENED UP THE FRIDGE WITH THE, UH, EUROPEAN BEERS. 307 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,283 I THINK THAT'S WHAT EDDIE WOULD HAVE WANTED. 308 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,284 THANK YOU. 309 00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,486 - KEITH, THIS WAS, UH... 310 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,722 IT WAS REALLY A BEAUTIFUL SERVICE. 311 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,858 THANK YOU. I'M REALLY GLAD I CAME. 312 00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:33,827 - ME TOO. HEY, UH... 313 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,763 BECKS, WE'VE GOT THIS BIG GIG COMING UP ON THURSDAY. 314 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,164 THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BIG TIME PROMOTERS THERE. 315 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,800 IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY MUCH AN AUDITION TO GO ON TOUR 316 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,034 WITH LED ZEP AGAIN. 317 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:41,902 - OH, WOW. 318 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,738 THAT IS A BIG STEP UP FOR YOU GUYS. 319 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:45,973 - AMAZING, RIGHT? 320 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,976 BUT, YOU KNOW, OUR DRUMMER HAD TO LEAVE TOWN UNEXPECTEDLY, 321 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:52,746 AND...YOU WOULDN'T BE INTERESTED IN SITTING IN, WOULD YOU? 322 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,882 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 323 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:58,151 I--I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR SET-- - OUR SET HASN'T CHANGED. 324 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,253 - HASN'T CHANGED. - IN TEN YEARS? 325 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:01,855 REALLY? 326 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,356 - LOOK, I HATE ASKING YOU FOR ANY TYPE OF FAVOR. 327 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,326 I REALLY DO, BUT YOU WOULD BE BAILING US OUT BIG TIME. 328 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:08,829 - YEAH, I--I'M NOT IN SHAPE. I HAVEN'T PRACTICED. 329 00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,297 YOU KNOW? - WE'LL REHEARSE. 330 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,799 AND YOU WERE ALWAYS A BAND FAVORITE. 331 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,900 WHAT--WHAT DO YOU SAY? BECKS, COME ON. 332 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,167 - all: COME ON. - DO IT. 333 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,003 - DO IT FOR BITCH KITTEN. 334 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:23,210 . 335 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,144 - TOM, GLAD YOU'RE HERE. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU 336 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,212 ABOUT SOMETHING. 337 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,780 I HEARD THAT CHRIS LARSON'S CASE 338 00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:27,848 MIGHT GET THROWN OUT 339 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,249 ON TECHNICALITY. - YEAH. 340 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,517 YOU KNOW, JUDGE HERNANDEZ IS HEARING THAT CASE, 341 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,286 AND I DON'T THINK HE LIKES ME SO MUCH, 342 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,155 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I COULD DO. 343 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,356 - WELL, WHAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO 344 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:39,426 IS INVOKE RHODE ISLAND VS ENNIS, OKAY, 345 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,162 WHICH, IN MY OPINION, ESTABLISHES LEGAL PRECEDENT 346 00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,497 FOR CONVICTION UNDER SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES. 347 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,899 - INTERESTING. 348 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,400 I MEAN, I CAN LOOK--I'LL LOOK INTO THIS. 349 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,401 - THANK YOU, TOM. - ALL RIGHT. 350 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:49,536 - GOOD WORK. - YEAH, THANKS. 351 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,271 - ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, TEDWARD. 352 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:54,041 [meow] - STOP RIGHT THERE. 353 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,175 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, JUDY? 354 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,444 - I'M GOING TO SEE IF JUDGE WRIGHT'S IN HER CHAMBERS. 355 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:58,511 - IS THAT A CAT? [meow] 356 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,447 - WELL, NOTHING HELPS EASE THE LOSS OF A LOVED ONE 357 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,015 MORE THAN A NEW LOVE TO TAKE ITS PLACE. 358 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,250 - NO, THIS SHOULD NOT BE IN HERE. 359 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,019 ALL RIGHT, CATS ARE DISGUSTING. AND MEAN. 360 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,422 AND UNLOVABLE...SO, UNLESS IT'S A SERVICE ANIMAL. 361 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:13,226 WHAT, IS THIS SOME SORT OF SEEING-EYE CAT, JUDY? 362 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,594 - THERE'S NO SUCH THING. 363 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,965 [meow] - I KNOW, THAT WAS THE PREMISE 364 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,533 OF MY SARCASTIC COM-- WHY DO I EVEN TALK TO HER? 365 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:23,170 - * AAH 366 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:26,539 - YES! 367 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,009 - YES! YES! 368 00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:32,212 - YES, THAT WAS GOOD! THAT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD! 369 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,014 - THURSDAY'S GONNA BE RAD, KITTENS. 370 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,382 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. WHO WANTS DRINKS? 371 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:38,618 BECKS, I GOT YOU SOME TEQUILA. NOW, IT'S NOT TOP SHELF. 372 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,021 BUT I DO HAVE A DEEP SUPPLY OF FRESCA TO CUT IT WITH. 373 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,389 - I LOVE A FRESQUERITA. 374 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,924 YOU KNOW, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN. 375 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:45,425 I'M NOT EVEN MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW. 376 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:46,326 - NICEST THING YOU'VE SAID TO ME IN YEARS. 377 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,961 - ALL RIGHT, I GOTTA GO TO THE LADIES. 378 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,497 DON'T WORRY, I BROUGHT, UM, A BAR OF SOAP, 379 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:53,166 JUST IN CASE THAT ALSO HAS NOT CHANGED. 380 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,202 - SMART. 381 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,403 - OCCUPADO. - OKAY. 382 00:13:56,436 --> 00:14:00,473 CALM YOURSELF, JAMES, I'VE SEEN YOU PEE OFF A POOL TABLE. 383 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,379 HELLO? 384 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:13,286 [scratching sound] 385 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,421 [purring] 386 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,390 - EDDIE MONEY? YOU'RE ALIVE? 387 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,093 [meows, purrs] 388 00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:22,462 OF COURSE, YOU'RE ALIVE. [meow] 389 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:31,504 - HELLO, ANGELICA. - HELLO, PERFECT MAN. 390 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,539 - OH, YOU MEAN ME? 391 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:35,142 [both chuckling] 392 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,677 - I KNOW YOU SAID THAT WE WOULD HAVE A DRINK 393 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,546 AND THEN GO OUT TO DINNER... - MM-HMM. 394 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:43,016 - BUT FIRST, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 395 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,918 - OH, YOU DO? YOU HAVE A--OKAY. 396 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,486 YOU HAVE A...WHAT KIND OF SURPRISE? 397 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,188 I LIKE SURPRISE-- WHO ARE THESE TWO? 398 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,656 - TEDDY BEAR, 399 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,524 I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET MY PARENTS, 400 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,127 DALE AND DEBBIE GONZALEZ. 401 00:14:54,161 --> 00:14:56,363 - [murmuring shrilly] 402 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,365 - OKAY. 403 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,268 OH. THERE'S A--YOU'RE A STRONG MAN. 404 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,635 OH, BABE, I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS, YOU KNOW, GONNA BE 405 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,204 MEETING YOUR PARENTS. 406 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,974 DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - OF COURSE YOU'RE MEETING THEM. 407 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,241 - MM-HMM. 408 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,346 - THEY SHOULD KNOW WHO I'M IN LOVE WITH. 409 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,383 - OKAY. HEY, DUDE, HEY, SHE LOOKS-- 410 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,651 [meow] 411 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,553 - HEY, KEITH. 412 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,990 WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 413 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:25,025 - IT'S A MIRACLE? - IT'S A MIRACLE. 414 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:25,892 - SWEET JESUS. - PRAISE GOD. 415 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,228 - SHUT UP. YOU SICKEN ME, ALL OF YOU. 416 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:30,263 - [chuckles] LET ME EXPLAIN. 417 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,200 - YOU FAKED OUR CAT'S DEATH. 418 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,568 WHAT, TO SOFTEN ME UP SO I'D PLAY IN YOUR STUPID SHOW? 419 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,570 - WOW. I DIDN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING. 420 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,439 - YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE SICK. YOU ARE SICK. 421 00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,409 - I KNOW IT'S CRAZY, I KNOW IT'S STUPID BUT... 422 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,112 IT'S A HUGE OPPORTUNITY FOR THE BAND. 423 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,679 - THE BAND! THE BAND, THE BAND, THE BAND. 424 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,381 IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE BAND FOR YOU, KEITH. 425 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,617 YOU'RE 43 YEARS OLD, AND YOU'VE NEVER CHANGED. 426 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,986 YOU NEED TO GROW UP. OKAY? 427 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,554 YOU KNOW WHAT? I QUIT. 428 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,555 - YOU CAN'T QUIT. DON'T QUIT. 429 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:56,589 - YES. 430 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,992 AND I'M TAKING EDDIE MONEY WITH ME. 431 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,360 OH, YEAH. - WHAT? 432 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:03,563 COME ON, EDDIE. YEAH. 433 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,769 I ASKED YOU TO FIX THIS 14 YEARS AGO. 434 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,139 - I'M WAITING ON PARTS. 435 00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:16,576 - HEY, TEDWARD, WE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE THIS. 436 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,011 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO TALK. 437 00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,479 - THAT'S THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS. 438 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:22,582 YOU'RE GONNA SEND AN INNOCENT MAN TO JAIL. 439 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:23,516 - WAIT, WHAT? NO. 440 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,185 WHAT--WHEN? - TODAY. 441 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,254 CHRIS LARSON IS NOT GUILTY. 442 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,589 - WEREN'T YOU JUST ARGUING THE EXACT OPPOSITE THING? 443 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,757 - LOOK, I HAD A CHANGE OF HEART 444 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,326 THANKS TO MCNABB VS. THE UNITED STATES. 445 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,096 WE HAVE TO HONOR HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS...OKAY? 446 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,498 LOOK, IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SEPARATES US FROM THE ANIMALS. 447 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:42,402 - WELL, WE ALSO MAKE LOVE TO OUR MATES FACE-TO-FACE. 448 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:43,703 - I'M GONNA GO. 449 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,374 - SO YOU TOOK THE CAT? - I TOOK THE CAT, YES. 450 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,442 AND, WELL, THEN I ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT HIM BACK. 451 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,577 HE'S GOT DIABETES. 452 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,279 HE NEEDS, LIKE, FIVE SHOTS A DAY. 453 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,580 I'M STILL A WORKING MOTHER. 454 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:56,316 - IT'S RIDICULOUS THAT HE FAKED A CAT'S DEATH. 455 00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,717 - MAN, HOW GOOD ARE YOU AT THE DRUMS? 456 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,119 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M BETTER DRUMMING 457 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,253 THAN YOU ARE AT SHRINKING. 458 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:02,422 OH, IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS. PEOPLE CHANGE. 459 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,824 YOU GOTTA GET CLOSURE ON YOUR ISSUES. 460 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,593 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? PEOPLE DO CHANGE. 461 00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,727 - NO, THEY DON'T. 462 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,928 I JUST HAD THE SAME FIGHT WITH THE SAME GUY AND QUIT 463 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:12,232 THE SAME BAND IN THE SAME HOUSE THAT I DID TEN YEARS AGO. 464 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,566 IT WAS LIKE GOING BACK IN TIME. 465 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,468 - LOOK, I KNOW KEITH NEVER CHANGED. 466 00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,604 BUT YOU DID. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 467 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,572 - NO, I--I MEAN, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAD SHRINK YOU. 468 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:20,573 I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE THAT. 469 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,708 - I DO HATE IT. 470 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,344 I HATE THE MOUSE, THE CHEESE, THE--OH, JUST GO AHEAD. 471 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:25,812 I KNOW YOU WANT TO. 472 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,547 - OKAY. 473 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,382 YOU AND KEITH STARTED OFF THE SAME. 474 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,718 RIGHT, THE BAND MATTERED THIS MUCH TO BOTH OF YOU, RIGHT? 475 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:32,652 - YEAH, BECAUSE I WAS 23 YEARS OLD. 476 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,653 - W-- 477 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,556 RIGHT. BUT THEN YOU CHANGED. 478 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,757 REBECCA, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GREW. 479 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,093 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED MORE. 480 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,162 AND THEN YOU BLAMED KEITH WHEN HE COULDN'T KEEP UP. 481 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,564 - OF COURSE, I DID. HE WAS MY HUS-- 482 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,702 WOW. 483 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,573 GARY... YOU'RE GOOD. 484 00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:55,642 - I THINK YOU MEAN DR. BOYD. 485 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,878 - JUST THINK, AFTER ALL THIS TIME, KEITH STILL WANTS ME 486 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,647 TO PLAY WITH HIM. 487 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,583 YOU REALLY DO DESERVE THAT HORACE B. MANNING AWARD. 488 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:07,420 - WELL, I HOPE SO. I ALREADY GAVE IT TO MY MOM. 489 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:12,792 - REBECCA, I KNOW THIS IS A DEEP MOMENT, BUT A SECOND AGO, 490 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,694 YOU SAID PLAY WITH HIM. 491 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,364 AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS HILARIOUS. 492 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:23,303 . 493 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:24,337 - HEY, BAD NEWS, CAT FANCY. EDDIE MONEY IS ALIVE. 494 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,174 OH, HEY. WHOA. 495 00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,409 TAKE YOUR PAL LIME DISEASE OUT OF HERE. 496 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,777 THIS IS UNSANITARY. 497 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,246 - BUT SHE'S THE COURTHOUSE KITTY. 498 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,182 CATTICUS FINCH. 499 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,716 - NO. 500 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:37,817 - FINE. 501 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,452 JUST LET ME FEED HER. HERE. 502 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:40,320 HOLD HER FOR A SECOND. 503 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,355 - OH--MM. HI. 504 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:46,493 [kitten purrs] [Thus Spoke Zarathustra plays] 505 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:47,560 OH... 506 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,862 [murmuring] YES, YOU... 507 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,832 OH! 508 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,402 [murmuring] 509 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,337 [kitten purring] [nonsense noises] 510 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,406 OH... SHE'S, LIKE, PURRING. 511 00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,574 SHE'S LIKE A VIBRATING LITTLE MUSHY WUSH. 512 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,876 I...OH, I THINK I HEAR A HEARTBEAT. 513 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,345 OH, I THINK I DO. 514 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,415 - I'LL DROP HER CRATE OFF IN YOUR OFFICE. 515 00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,283 - YEAH, THAT'LL WORK. [ahem] 516 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:14,521 [whispering] [kitten meows] 517 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,424 - DUE TO SOME VERY SURPRISING COOPERATION 518 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:20,193 BETWEEN OPPOSING COUNSEL, I FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT 519 00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:22,262 WAS IMPROPERLY MIRANDIZED, 520 00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,331 AND I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO TIME SERVED. 521 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,466 [gavel taps] YOU ARE FREE TO GO, SIR. 522 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,406 - TOM, MAN. THANK YOU. 523 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,674 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 524 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:35,675 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID. 525 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:38,245 LOOK, YOU SAVED ME, MAN. AND I OWE YOU FOREVER. 526 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:41,281 - WAIT, WHAT? I...SAVED YOU? - THANK YOU. 527 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:45,418 - DID YOU MANIPULATE ME AND THE LAW FOR YOUR OWN PERSONAL GAIN? 528 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,486 - YES. 529 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,422 - WELL, AS LONG AS JUDGE HERNANDEZ LIKES ME MORE. 530 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,457 THANKS, BUD. - THAT'S THE KEY. 531 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,724 GOOD JOB, BARLOW. 532 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,427 - HEY? I KNOW YOU LIKE ANGELICA. 533 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,496 I CAME TO WARN YOU. - YO, YOU NEED TO BACK UP, MAN. 534 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,431 LOOK, SHE IS ALL YOURS. 535 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,632 - ARE YOU NUTS? 536 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:01,401 I GOT MYSELF BUSTED TO GET AWAY FROM HER. 537 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,436 I THOUGHT I'D BE SAFE IN JAIL. 538 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:08,541 THEN SOME IDIOT GOT ME FREE AND NOW I GOTTA MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 539 00:20:08,575 --> 00:20:11,311 [singsong] SHE'S CRAZY. 540 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,845 GOOD LUCK, SUCKER. 541 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,581 - [growls] 542 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,818 [mellow rock chords] 543 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:26,559 * 544 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:27,594 [music stops] - THANK YOU. 545 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,596 - ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WISH ME LUCK. 546 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,863 - ALL RIGHT. 547 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,668 - REBECCA? 548 00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:38,405 - SORRY I'M LATE, GUYS. - YOU'RE NOT ANGRY ANYMORE? 549 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,474 - WELL, I'M ALWAYS ANGRY, KEITH, BUT, UH... 550 00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,410 I COULDN'T BEAR THE THOUGHT OF YOU GUYS NOT OPENING 551 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,644 FOR LED ZEP AGAIN. 552 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,946 ALL RIGHT? LET'S DO THIS. 553 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,482 - WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST THIS EVENING. 554 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:52,452 A WOMAN WHOSE ALIMONY CHECKS KEPT THIS BAND GOING FOR YEARS. 555 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,520 - THAT'S TRUE. 556 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,457 - ON DRUMS, JUDGE REBECCA WRIGHT. 557 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,992 - YEAH! OW! 558 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:05,665 - THIS ONE GOES OUT TO... HORACE B. MANNING. 559 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,699 - ALL RIGHT. 560 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,034 - TWO, THREE, FOUR! 561 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,504 [rock music] 562 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:13,406 - * IF YOU THINK I'LL SIT AROUND * 563 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,707 * AS THE WORLD GOES BY 564 00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:18,478 - OH, JUDAS PRIEST. - YEAH, SHE'S SO ROMANTIC. 565 00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:21,881 - * OUT THERE IS A FORTUNE WAITING TO BE HAD * 566 00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:24,417 * THINK I'LL LET IT GO, YOU'RE MAD * 567 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,553 * YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' * 568 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:27,920 * 569 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,056 * YOU GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN' *