1 00:00:02,303 --> 00:00:02,503 . 2 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:03,437 Rebecca: Gary, I know we're in a relationship 3 00:00:04,372 --> 00:00:05,206 with no expectations, but I am laying here 4 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:08,309 in nothing but a very tiny silk robe. 5 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:09,377 I expect a little urgency. 6 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,212 Gary: I-I know. I have, like, 7 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:12,146 two more emails to send. 8 00:00:12,180 --> 00:00:13,614 You know, I have a pretty big day tomorrow. 9 00:00:13,647 --> 00:00:14,782 Rebecca: You have a big day tomorrow? 10 00:00:14,815 --> 00:00:16,784 I'm trying that Russian mob case. 11 00:00:16,817 --> 00:00:18,386 There's gonna be reporters there. 12 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,188 We're even gonna have a sketch artist. 13 00:00:20,221 --> 00:00:22,056 And I don't want to look tired in all the drawings. 14 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,524 Gary: Two more minutes, and I am done. 15 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,326 Rebecca: In two minutes, I'm gonna be asleep. 16 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,228 I don't have time for this. 17 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,336 [camera shutter clicks] 18 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:37,771 You just received a very urgent message 19 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:38,772 from Rebecca P. Wright. 20 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,242 Gary: Huh? 21 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:42,276 [exhales excitedly] 22 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:43,511 You know what? This can wait. 23 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,215 [door shuts] 24 00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,316 Rebecca: Took you long enough. 25 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:50,084 Gary: Traffic was brutal. 26 00:00:50,118 --> 00:00:53,087 [upbeat music] 27 00:00:53,121 --> 00:01:01,129 * 28 00:01:05,333 --> 00:01:07,501 Tom: Hey, Gary. Gary: Oh, God. 29 00:01:07,535 --> 00:01:09,270 Hey, Tom. Wow, your stealth kill approach 30 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,538 is coming along nicely. 31 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:11,639 Tom: Thank you. 32 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:14,275 So I wanted to pick your therapist brain for a second 33 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,744 about this problem that a friend of mine is having at home. 34 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,280 Gary: Oh, well, you know, I prefer to talk to people 35 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,848 directly about their personal problems. 36 00:01:20,881 --> 00:01:22,283 So, you know, if your friend wants to-- 37 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:23,184 Tom: My friend can't talk to you about this. 38 00:01:23,217 --> 00:01:24,785 Nor anyone. All right, he's very shy. 39 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,288 He's got these issues with his wife. 40 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:29,257 All right, she's mad because he's always at work. 41 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,159 Gary: Hmm. Tom: And now it's getting worse 42 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:34,795 because he just got assigned this very important case. 43 00:01:34,828 --> 00:01:38,366 Gary: Oh, is your friend a lawyer? 44 00:01:38,399 --> 00:01:40,134 Tom: No, it's not that kind of case. 45 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,802 It's a wooden case. 46 00:01:41,835 --> 00:01:43,371 It's a-- he's a case maker. 47 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,338 Gary: Okay. Tom: Yes. 48 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,374 And he just got this really important case, 49 00:01:46,407 --> 00:01:48,609 and when he tells his wife he has to go work on it, 50 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:50,344 she picks a fight. 51 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:53,547 So what would you do to fix her? 52 00:01:53,581 --> 00:01:55,183 Medication, right? 53 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,450 Mash up some pills 54 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:59,720 and slip them into her stupid chia seed yogurt or something? 55 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:00,854 Gary: No, Tom, don't do that. 56 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,823 You see, a marriage involves two people. 57 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:04,492 Maybe your friend, the case maker, 58 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,394 would consider couples counseling. 59 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,595 Tom: Oh, no. That's not gonna happen. 60 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:09,297 Gary: What? Tom: All right, I gotta run. 61 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,498 I got a very important case to work on. 62 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:11,932 Gary: Uh. Tom: Legal case. 63 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,267 Not a wooden case. Gary: Oh. 64 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,335 Tom: I'm not the guy in the story! 65 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,503 Gary: That's right. 66 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,607 Tedward: All rise. 67 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,410 The honorable Judge Rebecca Wright presiding. 68 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:23,911 Rebecca: Please be seated. 69 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:26,547 All right, we can quiet down, and we'll go ahead and-- 70 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:27,881 [loud murmuring] 71 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:30,218 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 72 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,320 Let's have a little order here, all right? 73 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:36,324 I'm not gonna have my courtroom turned into a circus sideshow. 74 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:39,360 I need quiet in the gallery. 75 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,434 Ah! I got ya. 76 00:02:46,467 --> 00:02:47,435 I did. 77 00:02:47,468 --> 00:02:48,436 [laughter] 78 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,504 I did. This is gonna be fun. 79 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,906 All right, so... 80 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,708 Mr. Gukasov. 81 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,210 Before we begin, I understand 82 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,445 you are a native Russian speaker. 83 00:02:57,478 --> 00:03:00,248 Would you prefer that the court provide you an interpreter? 84 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,582 Gukasov: No, I speak good English. 85 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,384 But I don't like having woman judge. 86 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,386 Is very humiliating. 87 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:06,554 Rebecca: Oh, really? 88 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,689 Well, if things don't go your way, 89 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,291 you may never see a woman again. 90 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,326 [laughter] 91 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:13,327 Yeah. 92 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:14,428 Hot room, right? 93 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,563 Judy: You are killing. 94 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,331 Rebecca: Yeah, I got a tight five on airplane security 95 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:19,367 I could bust out. 96 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,671 Now that was a good morning, Tedward. 97 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:24,905 You know when you're becoming a judge, 98 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:28,376 that is exactly the kind of case you dream of presiding over, 99 00:03:28,409 --> 00:03:32,313 you know, something that you can really sink your teeth into. 100 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,314 Hernandez: Rebecca. 101 00:03:33,347 --> 00:03:34,315 Rebecca: Mm-hmm. 102 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,516 Hernandez: We have a situation. 103 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,550 Rebecca: Oh, no, no, no, no. Let me guess, let me guess. 104 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:37,985 Um... 105 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,253 Your eyebrows just realized 106 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,754 they're supposed to be gray too? 107 00:03:40,788 --> 00:03:42,256 What? [Tedward laughs] 108 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,757 That's a good one. You been saving that one? 109 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,025 Rebecca: No. 110 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,495 Yeah, I have. [both laughing] 111 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:49,697 Hernandez: Two weeks ago, you presided over a case 112 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,265 involving computer fraud. 113 00:03:51,299 --> 00:03:52,232 Rebecca: Yeah, State v. Corrigan. 114 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,501 Remember that little weasel? Tedward: Mm-hmm. 115 00:03:53,534 --> 00:03:55,703 Rebecca: He'd stolen people's credit card information online. 116 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:56,670 We got him. Hernandez: Well, 117 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,905 while Mr. Corrigan was awaiting sentencing, 118 00:03:57,938 --> 00:04:01,309 he decided to pass his time by hacking into your cell phone 119 00:04:01,342 --> 00:04:03,311 and uploading one particular photo 120 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,512 to our court's webpage. 121 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,348 Tedward: I told you not to take that picture of that cloud 122 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,148 that looked like a swastika. 123 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:11,285 Rebecca: No. Oh, God, no, no, no. 124 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,720 Oh, I wish it was the swastika cloud. 125 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,388 No. 126 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:17,858 No, the other day I sent Gary a photo. 127 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,328 Of everything. 128 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,194 Tedward: Everything? Rebecca: Yeah. 129 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,297 And everything in between everything. 130 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:24,398 Hernandez: I had our IT department remove it 131 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,566 from the site immediately, 132 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,369 but I'm afraid the damage may have already been done. 133 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:30,838 Rebecca: Oh, that vindictive little prick. 134 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:34,074 Tedward, everyone in the courthouse has seen me naked. 135 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,343 Tedward: No, no, it doesn't--look... 136 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,977 Nobody looks at the court's website. 137 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:37,845 It's a dot-gov address. 138 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,513 Look, you click on it, it's so boring, 139 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,648 you'll fall asleep. Trust me. 140 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,915 Rebecca: You know, you're right. Right? 141 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:42,916 Nobody looks at that thing. 142 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,917 Tedward: You're overreacting. 143 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,553 Rebecca: I'm overreacting. 144 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:46,620 [cameras flickering] 145 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,322 Man: Judge Wright, who did you send the picture to? 146 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:49,423 Woman: Is it true you have a sex tape? 147 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,358 [all talking at once] 148 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:51,191 Tedward: Okay, hey, hey. 149 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,826 Look, show a little respect, please. 150 00:04:52,860 --> 00:04:54,328 Gukasov: I have strip club. 151 00:04:54,362 --> 00:04:55,496 Maybe you dance for me, huh? 152 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:56,997 Woman: When did this all go down? 153 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,899 Rebecca: You said that no one goes on the court's website. 154 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:05,739 . 155 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,540 Gary: Okay, so, Rebecca is on her way, 156 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,208 and she's experiencing a lot of emotions, 157 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,810 many of which are being expressed 158 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:10,844 at high volume toward me, 159 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:11,945 which I know is misplaced anger. 160 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,347 But still... 161 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,415 it's kind of terrifying. 162 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:15,416 Tedward: Hey, she's right behind me. 163 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,684 Somebody get her a drink. 164 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,685 Tom: I'm on that. Gary: Okay, you know what? 165 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,553 Let's just reassure her, this is not a big deal. 166 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,489 You know, just treat her exactly as we normally do. 167 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:24,492 Tedward: Right. Gary: All right? 168 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,594 all: Hey. 169 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,429 Rebecca: I don't need your sympathy, okay? 170 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,764 I just need a drink. 171 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,766 [sighs] Tom: Did someone say drink? 172 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,068 Here we go. 173 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:38,105 Rebecca: All right, so clearly, Tom has seen me naked. 174 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,573 Who else? Judy: I have. 175 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:41,409 And you look great. 176 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:42,910 Very symmetrical. 177 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,878 And super brave down there. 178 00:05:44,912 --> 00:05:46,680 Rebecca: What can I say? I'm a patriot. 179 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,815 Judy: Hmm. 180 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,583 Tedward: Okay, well, I for one have not seen the photo, 181 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:52,453 out of respect for our professional relationship. 182 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:53,687 Plus, I've pretty much seen everything already 183 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:55,723 since you refuse to warn me when you change your clothes. 184 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,426 But, you know, mostly out of respect. 185 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,627 Rebecca: Thank you, Tedward. 186 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:00,861 I just can't believe this is happening. 187 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:01,862 You know what? I hope that little punk 188 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,598 forgets his safe word with his prison daddy. 189 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,433 Gary: You know what? 190 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:06,567 Anger is a totally healthy reaction. 191 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,602 Rebecca: Okay, enough with the head shrinking, Gary. 192 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:09,837 This is all your fault. 193 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,106 If you weren't so damn cute and such a hellcat in the sack, 194 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,174 I wouldn't be here. 195 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,943 Gary: Um, I'm sorry. 196 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,511 Rebecca: God, I just--you know, 197 00:06:17,545 --> 00:06:18,912 it's not that the embarrassment that gets me. 198 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:21,715 It's the invasion of privacy. I'm a grown woman. 199 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:22,916 All right, it's just a naked body, right? 200 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,652 It's no big deal. It's not like... 201 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:27,621 You guys, you're not really weirded out by this, right? 202 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:29,156 all: No. Tedward: Definitely not. 203 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:31,459 Tom: [laughs nervously] Who's gonna be weirded out? 204 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,494 No one's--weird. It's not. 205 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:34,562 I gotta call my wife. 206 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:37,130 Rebecca: He has never seen a woman naked, has he? 207 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:38,265 both: Mm-mm. 208 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,033 Rebecca: Anyway, Tedward, I guess you better update 209 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,168 all the security settings in my phone. 210 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:42,836 Tedward: Yeah, just send me a list 211 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:44,137 of all of your passwords, okay? 212 00:06:44,171 --> 00:06:47,741 Rebecca: Oh, all of my passwords are... 213 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,610 "password." 214 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:50,744 Heh? Tedward: Oh, that's--yeah. 215 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:51,879 Gary: Wow, that's very smart of you. 216 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,680 Tedward: That is clever. I don't know how 217 00:06:52,713 --> 00:06:54,848 you thought of it. Rebecca: Yeah. 218 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:55,916 Gary: Tom? Hello? 219 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:56,917 You in here? 220 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,453 I got your message. 221 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:00,888 Tom: Oh, hey. Gary, yeah, there you are. 222 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,857 I was just looking at this file. 223 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:05,793 Gary: Tom, did you--did you sleep here? 224 00:07:05,826 --> 00:07:08,896 Tom: What? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 225 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:09,897 Yes. 226 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,231 Yes, I did. I... 227 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,467 I told Tippi that I saw Rebecca naked, 228 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,903 and she flew off the handle. 229 00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:18,906 I haven't heard her swear like that since our wedding night. 230 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:19,907 Gary: Yeah. 231 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,008 Yeah, hey, hey. 232 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,811 Tom, you guys are obviously having problems, right? 233 00:07:23,844 --> 00:07:24,945 How about giving counseling a try? 234 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,647 Tom: Okay. 235 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,016 All right, what time should I drop her off at your office? 236 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:30,484 Gary: No, Tom, you both need to be there. 237 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:31,318 Tom: Right. Gary: Yeah. 238 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,753 Tom: Right, in case she goes crazy 239 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,555 and I need to subdue her. 240 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,123 You're smart to be cautious. 241 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:38,158 Gary: And maybe take a shower. 242 00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:40,193 Tom: Oh, yeah. I'll make sure she showers. 243 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,564 Tedward: Okay, Rebecca, I got your phone 244 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:45,799 completely protected from hackers now. 245 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,669 You got a firewall, a fingerprint scan, 246 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,870 oh, and I deleted your browser history 247 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,705 because girl, damn. 248 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,706 Rebecca: What? A lot of people 249 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,941 have humans as pets. 250 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:55,743 Hernandez: Morning. Rebecca: Sir. 251 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,578 What case are you trying this morning? 252 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,712 Hernandez: Yours. 253 00:07:58,746 --> 00:07:59,713 Rebecca: Hmm? Hernandez: I'm sorry. 254 00:07:59,747 --> 00:08:01,849 But I have been asked to replace you, Rebecca. 255 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,784 Rebecca: What? By whom? 256 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:04,752 Hernandez: The Judicial Review Board. 257 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,887 They feel that this is too important a case 258 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,622 to be handled by someone who's dealing with 259 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:09,723 this kind of distraction. 260 00:08:09,757 --> 00:08:11,792 Rebecca: That's ridiculous. I gotta talk to them. 261 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,260 Hernandez: You will have your chance tomorrow. 262 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:15,062 You are to go before the Board 263 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,930 so they can decide if they're going to sanction you. 264 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:18,599 Rebecca: Oh, so they're gonna kick me off the bench 265 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,001 because I took a selfie, a private photo, 266 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,103 that someone else hacked into and distributed to the public? 267 00:08:23,136 --> 00:08:25,806 Hernandez: Well, that's one possibility. 268 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,074 Or a suspension of some kind. 269 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,610 In the meantime, they say they are exercising 270 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:30,878 an abundance of caution. 271 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,045 Rebecca: Well, that's an abundance of crap. 272 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,213 Tedward: Yeah, she's done a lot worse stuff than this. 273 00:08:33,246 --> 00:08:35,983 I mean, this is like Capone going down for tax fraud. 274 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,685 Rebecca: Yeah. 275 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:39,119 True, but just ill-timed. 276 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,287 Tedward: Okay. Yeah, I get it. 277 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,822 Hernandez: Well, until they rule, 278 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,758 you will be presiding over lower-profile cases. 279 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,627 both: How low? 280 00:08:46,660 --> 00:08:48,562 Roger: Your Honor, a squirrel came in my house 281 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:49,763 and bit me on my arm, 282 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,298 and it's all my neighbor's fault. 283 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,866 Cullen: They have minds of their own. 284 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,301 They are sentient beings. 285 00:08:54,334 --> 00:08:55,302 Roger: They're tree rats. 286 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,336 Cullen: You shut your mouth. 287 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,906 Rebecca: I'm gonna die here. 288 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,975 I'm gonna die here, and no one will know. 289 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:08,281 . 290 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:08,816 Rebecca: All right, so... 291 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:12,753 Roger, you're saying a wild animal came into your house 292 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,755 and bit you on the arm, and you want your neighbor 293 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,658 to pay for medical expenses and mental anguish. 294 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,693 That's what we're talking about here, right? 295 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,261 That's why we're all here? 296 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,596 [chuckles in disbelief] Right? 297 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:24,865 So what's the story here? 298 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,199 Roger: Your Honor, 299 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,169 the squirrel that attacked me is that man's pet. 300 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,303 Cullen: Not true. 301 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:33,340 I leave food for him sometimes outside, but that's it. 302 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:34,207 Roger: It's more than that. 303 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,009 I've seen the way you act with him. 304 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,044 Cullen: It's a living creature. 305 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,612 I'm showing it kindness. 306 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,280 Perhaps you should try that sometime, Roger. 307 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,082 Rebecca: All right, don't talk to each other. 308 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,316 Talk to me, okay? Or better yet, 309 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,384 don't talk at all, 310 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,119 and we'll throw the whole case out. 311 00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:47,120 It's ridiculous, right? 312 00:09:47,154 --> 00:09:48,789 What am I missing here? 313 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,224 Roger: That squirrel attacked me in my home 314 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,126 because it has no fear of humans, 315 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,663 because it is Mr. Cullen's pet. 316 00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:59,667 I found this receipt outside his trash can on the street 317 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:03,637 for 40 pounds of mixed nuts. 318 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,305 Cullen: I have a lot of cocktail parties. 319 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,374 Roger: Oh. 320 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:10,043 Your Honor, if it please the court, 321 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:13,313 the post office delivered this tiny Santa suit 322 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,215 to my house by mistake. 323 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:19,286 It had Mr. Cullen's name on the invoice. 324 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,954 Tedward: Look, this-- let's just be honest, 325 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,723 this is super cute. Judge, look at that. 326 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,992 Rebecca: Mr. Cullen, how do you explain this? 327 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,661 Cullen: That is for one of my large collection 328 00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,862 of vintage dolls. 329 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,031 I like to keep them seasonally festive. 330 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,833 Roger: He calls that squirrel Paco. 331 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:36,169 Cullen: It's not a crime to name a squirrel! 332 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:39,406 Rebecca: All right, so... 333 00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:42,109 Yeah. It's getting late, right? 334 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,711 Why don't we pick this up tomorrow? 335 00:10:43,744 --> 00:10:44,712 Okay? 336 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:46,346 Tedward: Judge, it's 9:15. 337 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:48,248 Rebecca: Really? Tedward: Yeah. 338 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,683 Rebecca: It feels so much later in my soul. 339 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,884 Tedward: Mm-hmm. 340 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,022 Gary: All right, Tippi, why don't you tell me 341 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,156 what's going on at home? 342 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:57,424 Tippi: Well, I've always understood 343 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,326 that Tom has a very high-pressure job 344 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,361 putting away criminals. 345 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,930 He's basically Batman. 346 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,397 Tom: Batman with the full legal authority 347 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,700 of the state of California. 348 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:07,901 Tippi: It's just that lately, 349 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,803 he's been staying later and later at work 350 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,405 and then locking himself away on the weekends. 351 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:13,941 So I got suspicious. 352 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,709 Gary: You were worried there was another woman? 353 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:16,977 Tippi: I'm not blind. 354 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,145 Look at him. 355 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,412 He's like something out of a magazine. 356 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,381 Gary: Which magazine, exactly? 357 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,416 Tom: I was a child model, Gary. 358 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,253 I was on the cover of the Husky Boy Denim catalog 359 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:27,254 three times. 360 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,290 Tippi: And then, he comes home late last night 361 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:33,827 and just mentions that he's seen Rebecca naked. 362 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,262 I mean, I'm sitting at home 363 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,496 wondering what he's doing, 364 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,398 and he's basically looking at judge porn. 365 00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,101 Gary: Okay, Tom, let me ask you a question. 366 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,303 How much do you tell Tippi about what goes on at work? 367 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,438 Tom: Almost nothing. It's totally separate. 368 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,974 See, when I walk through that door, 369 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,442 the cap comes off, and I'm Bruce Wayne. 370 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,112 Gary: Okay, well, keeping your partner in the dark about 371 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:53,246 such a big part of your life 372 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,515 is bound to make them feel alienated. 373 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,217 You know, it's like having a third person 374 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,053 in your relationship that she doesn't know at all. 375 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:02,389 Tippi: It just feels like you have this life at work 376 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,392 and all these secrets, and I just want to be a part of it. 377 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,260 Gary: Okay, okay, you know what? That sounds reasonable. 378 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:10,163 What is something Tom can do to help you feel more included? 379 00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,765 Tippi: I want to see the picture. 380 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,133 Tom: What? No. 381 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,835 What, the-- the picture? 382 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,770 Look, all right, it's not on the website anymore, 383 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,171 so we can't-- I certainly don't have a copy. 384 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:20,908 Tippi: I want to see what you saw. 385 00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,309 I want to see her naked. 386 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,277 Tom: Honey, no. It's not even worth it. 387 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,378 Her body's not that great. 388 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,914 She's not very attractive. 389 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,281 Gary: Uh, wait a minute. 390 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,883 Just, you know, objectively, 391 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,918 she's a smoke show. 392 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:32,219 Tom: Yeah, don't listen to him. 393 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,286 He's sleeping with her. 394 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,855 Tippi: You're sleeping with her? 395 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,891 Who doesn't she have under her spell? 396 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,129 Rebecca: Sir, I cannot take another day 397 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,130 of small claims court, okay? 398 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,098 The people in there are petty, they smell bad, 399 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,433 and they haven't done anything wrong. 400 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,936 I need hardened criminals. 401 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,939 Man, what I wouldn't give for an arsonist 402 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,941 or a serial killer. 403 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,375 Oh, sir, sir, 404 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,544 what do I have to do to put this behind me 405 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,246 and get back into my court? 406 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,881 Hernandez: You could be proactive. 407 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,416 You could take steps to show the board 408 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,218 that you are rectifying your behavior. 409 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,387 Rebecca: My behavior? I took a picture. 410 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,556 Hernandez: It's all about appearances. 411 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,291 When Judge O'Keefe got that DUI, 412 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,559 he went to an AA meeting. 413 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:15,295 When Judge Brandon got caught doing cocaine with that bailiff, 414 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,163 he went into treatment. 415 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,231 Rebecca: Yeah, we've had a bad run, huh? 416 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,370 Hi. Sorry I'm late. 417 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,272 Is this the group sex thing? 418 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,506 That came out wrong. 419 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,343 I mean the group for people who like to have sex too much? 420 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,345 Randy: You're in the right place. 421 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,446 And you can be helped. 422 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,115 Rebecca: Cool. Randy: What's your name? 423 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,583 Rebecca: I'm Rebecca. 424 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:41,354 all: Hi, Rebecca. Rebecca: Oh, wow, hi, group. 425 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,322 Thank you. 426 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,858 I should start off by saying I'm just here 427 00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,526 'cause I sent a naked picture of myself 428 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,095 to this dude I'm seeing, so... 429 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:48,929 Chad: Were you on a horse? 430 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,598 Randy: Chad, we talked about this. 431 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:54,567 Rebecca, I think that you are exactly where you need to be, 432 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:58,305 and I'd like to talk about how that's an interesting outfit 433 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,140 to wear to a meeting about sexuality. 434 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,875 Rebecca: What? Oh, sorry. 435 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,610 This is--this is just the way I dress. 436 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:07,114 Randy: Let's explore that. Why is this just how you dress? 437 00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:09,482 Rebecca: Um, because I like it. Randy: No. 438 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,151 Rebecca: No. Randy: No. 439 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,453 Who can help her? Ethan? 440 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,055 Ethan: You do it because men demand 441 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,257 that women sexualize themselves, 442 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,992 and then we shame you for it. 443 00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,160 I'm so sorry. 444 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,294 Randy: Thank you, Ethan. 445 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:24,164 I know it's not easy to admit that you have a problem, 446 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,966 but if something's not hard, it's not worth doing. 447 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:27,067 Rebecca: That's what she said. 448 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,068 What? 449 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,003 [laughing] Snap. 450 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,505 Inappropriate for this meeting. 451 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,976 Randy: Humor is a mask. Let us see Rebecca. 452 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,310 Rebecca: Well, that's what got me here 453 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,445 in the first place, right? 454 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,380 That's just-- again, inappropriate. 455 00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:43,383 Randy: Who would like to partner with Rebecca in an exercise? 456 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,987 Ethan, come on. Come on, stand up. 457 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:49,289 This exercise is gonna help us practice 458 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:51,524 being nonsexual in everyday situations. 459 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,261 Let's pretend we're in a grocery store, 460 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,130 and today's special is valuing each other as human beings. 461 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,000 Ready? 462 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,202 Rebecca: Okay. 463 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,672 Ethan, would you like some milk? 464 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,040 Ethan: I want to have sex with you. 465 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:07,907 Sorry. Randy: Okay, Ethan. 466 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,542 That is so much better than last week. 467 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,011 Rebecca: What happened last week? 468 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:12,479 Chad: It was not okay. 469 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:15,248 Rebecca: Oh, man. Hey, hey, Ethan-- 470 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:16,549 Randy: Uh, uh... Rebecca: Sorry. 471 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,985 [Randy laughs] 472 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,552 Rebecca: Let's do a do-over. You can do this. 473 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,054 Come on, dig deep, all right? 474 00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,290 We're just gonna go to a different section 475 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,724 of the grocery store, all right? 476 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,726 We're in produce, okay? 477 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,395 Gosh, I can't wait for the Hendersons 478 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,529 to come to dinner. 479 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:33,033 Ooh, brussel sprouts. Ethan: I want to be inside you. 480 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,134 Sorry, I'm sorry. Rebecca: What? 481 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,037 Randy: Stay with it, Ethan. You are doing so great. 482 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,405 Rebecca: Is he really, though? 483 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,240 I mean, he's asked me to have sex with him twice, 484 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,408 and I'm gonna tell you right now, 485 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,343 if he asks again, I'm gonna do it. 486 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:46,246 Ethan: I can't do this! Randy: Ethan-- 487 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,748 Ethan: I can't do this! 488 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,050 [clapping] 489 00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:52,352 Randy: All right. That's enough. 490 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,988 Judy: Sorry I'm late. Hey, Ethan. 491 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,224 Randy: Judy, you know you are not welcome here. 492 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:03,963 . 493 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,897 Rebecca: Ugh, I just feel like such an idiot. 494 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,134 I can't believe I have to go back. 495 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,668 Gary: So don't. Rebecca: No, no. 496 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,003 Hernandez is right. 497 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,004 It's the only way I'm gonna get 498 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,406 the Judicial Review Board to go easy on me. 499 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,208 Come on, help me write this stupid statement. 500 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:19,046 I have to sound super sorry, 'cause I'm such a bad person. 501 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,180 Gary: Can I do the thing you hate? 502 00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:21,381 Rebecca: Now? 503 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:23,116 Gary: What? No, not that. 504 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:23,916 But you hate that? 505 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,352 We should talk about that later. 506 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,121 I mean, can I give you my professional opinion? 507 00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,023 Rebecca: Oh, you mean you want to shrink me? 508 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,558 Gary, no, I hate when you work outside of-- 509 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,027 You don't see me walking around judging people in my free time. 510 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:34,927 Gary: Mm. 511 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:37,164 Rebecca: I walked right into that one. 512 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,398 Okay. 513 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:41,168 Proceed. Gary: Okay. 514 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,104 Are you mad at yourself for sending me that picture? 515 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,038 Rebecca: Um, no. 516 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,040 I mean, I was embarrassed that it got out 517 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,175 and all these strangers saw it, 518 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,143 but it was a really good picture. 519 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,411 Gary: It was an outstanding picture. 520 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,412 Rebecca: No filter. 521 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,413 Gary: What? Rebecca: Yeah. 522 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,815 And I don't feel ashamed for anything that I did. 523 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,817 Gary: Then why are you mad at yourself now? 524 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,819 Rebecca: Because I hate that I have to jump through hoops 525 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,589 and pretend to be sorry for something I'm not sorry for. 526 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,625 Gary: Then why are you apologizing? 527 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,762 Rebecca: Doctor Boyd. 528 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,368 You're good. Gary: I can't help it. 529 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,970 Rebecca: Mm, you can't. 530 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,676 Tedward: All rise 531 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:27,514 for the honorable Judge Rebecca Wright, 532 00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,083 presiding as we resume 533 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,152 The Case of the Squirrely Neighbor. 534 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,653 Rebecca: Tedward. 535 00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:34,654 Tedward: You don't feel the People's Cou vibe 536 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,555 going on here? 537 00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,756 Rebecca: Gentlemen, please be seated. 538 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,757 Thank you. 539 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:38,758 Now, before we begin, 540 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:42,162 I wanted to apologize to both of you gentlemen 541 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,596 for some of the things I said yesterday. 542 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:47,367 I shouldn't have called you a weird little man, 543 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,870 and I shouldn't have called you a human waste of time. 544 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,273 Roger: I don't believe you did. 545 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,707 Tedward: You said that in chambers. 546 00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,409 Rebecca: Oh. 547 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,577 So let's cut to the chase. 548 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,779 Mr. Cullen, clearly Paco is your pet, 549 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,214 and I don't have a problem with that. 550 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,882 I think it's-- I think it's weirdly sweet. 551 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,152 Roger: No, it's just weird. Rebecca: Roger. 552 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,420 I'm about to rule in your favor, so zip it, all right? 553 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,856 The point is, it doesn't matter what other people think 554 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,891 about your relationships or how you live your life, 555 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,127 but you do need to take responsibility. 556 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,163 Now, I'm only going to make you pay medical expenses 557 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:19,132 so long as you acknowledge your relationship with Paco 558 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,901 and promise to be a responsible pet owner. 559 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,204 Can you do that? 560 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,475 Cullen: Yes, your Honor. Rebecca: Good. 561 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,743 Cullen: Paco's my little buddy who sleeps in a shoebox 562 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,078 filled with newspaper next to my bed, 563 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,247 and he sits on my shoulder and watches Dexter with me 564 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,782 on Netflix. 565 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,916 Rebecca: Good for you. 566 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,518 And believe it or not, I understand 567 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,852 a little of what you're going through. 568 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,190 Cullen: I saw the picture. Roger: So did I. 569 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,691 Rebecca: You did? 570 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,925 Yeah, well, sometimes you do things 571 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,428 that you think are nobody else's business, 572 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,897 and then they blow up in your face, so... 573 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:52,165 Ladies and gentlemen of the Board, 574 00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:55,935 they publish calendars of firemen, 575 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:59,939 sexy, scantily clad, in weird positions, 576 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,476 oftentimes oiled public servants, 577 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:05,812 and you think that because a fireman is sexy 578 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,879 that he can't do his job? 579 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,648 No? Me neither. 580 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,882 Judge: Judge Wright, you must admit 581 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,851 that you showed a lapse in judgment. 582 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,920 Rebecca: No, sir, with all due respect, 583 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,488 the only lapse in judgment I showed 584 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:17,924 was forgetting the fact that anyone in the 21st century 585 00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:21,861 can hack into anyone else's personal items. 586 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,463 Ladies and gentlemen of the Board, 587 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,465 if you want to go ahead and punish me or censor me, 588 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,201 I will take my lumps, but I will not agree with you, 589 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,536 and I refuse to apologize. 590 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:30,903 In fact, assuming that all of you 591 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:33,773 have seen me naked without my permission, 592 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,709 I feel that I am the one owed an apology. 593 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,911 Board: [muttering] 594 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:41,948 Rebecca: So whenever you're ready... 595 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,716 No? 596 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,319 Very good. 597 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,587 You know, not for nothing. 598 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:49,956 I think that any woman over 40 599 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,891 who can pull off a nude selfie 600 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:56,963 should get a parade and a key to the city. 601 00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:57,897 Gary: Where is she? 602 00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,666 I mean, the hearing was over an hour ago. 603 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,933 What are the odds she said or did something 604 00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:01,768 in front of the Board 605 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,603 that got her in even worse trouble? 606 00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,305 Tedward: Let's see, I'd put that right in between 607 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,774 absolutely and hell yeah. 608 00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:14,381 all: Hey. 609 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,982 Gary: How was it? Was it bad? 610 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,917 It was bad, wasn't it? 611 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,986 Rebecca: It was a disaster. Gary: Really? 612 00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,622 Rebecca: No. They let me off with a warning. 613 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,857 Psyche, psyche, psyche. I got all of you guys. 614 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,893 You should see your faces. Hey. 615 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:27,960 [laughs] 616 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,629 Tedward: So wait, we're back in the big leagues? 617 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:30,963 Rebecca: Yes, we are back in the big leagues. 618 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,964 No more squirrel court. 619 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,866 I feel great. 620 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,268 Gary: Hey, Tom. Hey, Tippi. 621 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:36,736 Nice to see you guys out together. 622 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,938 Tom: Yeah, I've decided that I should include Tippi 623 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,307 in my work life more, 624 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,041 which is an independent idea I had. 625 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:45,712 It was not given to me by anyone else. 626 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,281 Tippi, work people. Gary: Hey. 627 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,382 Rebecca: Hey, Tippi. 628 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,017 We've met before. I'm Rebecca. 629 00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,720 Tippi: Yes, I remember you. 630 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,288 Tom: Almost all, which brings me to-- 631 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:58,358 I have a question for you. Rebecca: Sure. 632 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,627 Who put the icicle in your wife's butt? 633 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,431 Tom: I have a really huge favor to ask of you. 634 00:21:05,798 --> 00:21:08,501 Rebecca: Let's get this over with. 635 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:18,445 Can I-- Tippi: Hang on. 636 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,351 Now I'm good. 637 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,354 [upbeat music] 638 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:30,957 *