1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:02,536 . 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:03,471 - ONLY THREE HOURS UNTIL THE PARTY BUS LEAVES 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,473 FOR THE KINGS GAME. 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,075 ARE YOU READY? 5 00:00:07,108 --> 00:00:08,609 - AM I READY? 6 00:00:08,642 --> 00:00:09,777 - WHAT? - WHAT? 7 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,445 - WE ARE ALL KINGS, TEDWARD. 8 00:00:11,479 --> 00:00:14,282 - MAN, I'MA EAT SO MUCH STADIUM FOOD TONIGHT. 9 00:00:14,315 --> 00:00:16,384 ALL I'VE HAD WAS A HEAD OF CABBAGE FOR BREAKFAST. 10 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:17,485 THAT'S IT. 11 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:20,388 EXPANDS YOUR STOMACH AND THEN CLEARS YOU OUT, OKAY? 12 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,190 I'M PUTTING ON A SHOW TONIGHT. 13 00:00:22,223 --> 00:00:24,292 LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR GARY. 14 00:00:24,325 --> 00:00:25,293 IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH. 15 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:26,260 - I SEE THAT. 16 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:27,328 - FOR MY PLACE. 17 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,063 - OH, HEY, THAT' A BIG STEP. - YEAH. 18 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:30,798 - YOU SURE YOU'RE READY TO GO TO TOOTHBRUSH LEVEL? 19 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:33,367 - WELL, I LEFT A PHONE CHARGER AT HIS PLACE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, 20 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,735 AND THAT'S BEEN GOING GOOD SO FAR, SO... 21 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:35,836 - OKAY, YEAH. 22 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,139 - ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT TODAY WAS THE KINGS GAME, 23 00:00:38,172 --> 00:00:40,341 AND I HAD THIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WHO WOULD NOT SHUT UP. 24 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,243 "THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 25 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,377 "THE REAL KILLER'S STILL ON THE STREETS. 26 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:44,545 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH." 27 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,347 DOESN'T HE KNOW WE'RE HOSTING THE DUCKS? 28 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,515 - SIR, WE ARE SO EXCITED. 29 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,283 THANK YOU FOR GETTING US THE LUXURY BOX. 30 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:50,351 - YEAH, THANK YOU. - MY PLEASURE. 31 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,353 IT'S NOT MANY TIMES A YEAR I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY 32 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,288 TO ROCK THIS. 33 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,224 - WHOA. - OH. 34 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,492 - YOU HAVE A BOLO FOR EVERY OCCASION. 35 00:00:58,526 --> 00:01:00,561 - MM-HMM. - NO, BUT I WILL BY HANUKKAH. 36 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:02,130 [whispers] IT LIGHTS UP. 37 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,232 - HEY, I WANTED TO SEE WHAT TIME 38 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,333 WE SHOULD BE AT THE GAME TONIGHT. 39 00:01:05,366 --> 00:01:06,734 - OOH, I RENTED A PARTY BUS, 40 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:08,669 SO NO ONE HAS TO WORRY ABOUT DRINKING AND DRIVING. 41 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,438 IT'LL LEAVE THE COURTHOUSE PROMPTLY AT 6:00 42 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:12,406 - JUDGE HERNANDEZ, I THINK IT'S WORTH NOTING 43 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:15,143 THAT YOU AREN'T BRINGING MRS. H TO THE GAME TONIGHT. 44 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:17,411 HINT TAKEN. - NO, JUDY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. 45 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:19,380 - YOU THINK YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT WE'RE SAM AND DIANE. 46 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,382 [distant siren whooping] - EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. 47 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,383 WE HAVE A SITUATION. 48 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,851 A GUNMAN HAS BARRICADED HIMSELF 49 00:01:23,884 --> 00:01:26,420 INSIDE THE BANK ACROSS THE STREET. 50 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,356 WE'RE PUTTING THIS ENTIRE BUILDING ON LOCKDOWN. 51 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,524 NOBODY IN OR OUT UNTIL THIS IS OVER. 52 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:32,226 - OH, NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 53 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:33,894 - ALL RIGHT. 54 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,665 WE START THE PRE-PARTY NOW, OKAY? 55 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,433 I GOT FOUR BEERS AND... 56 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:41,669 A ZIMA. 57 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,771 WHO'D LIKE TO TAKE A TRIP BACK TO 1993? 58 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,774 [upbeat music] 59 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:54,815 * 60 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,352 - HEY, GUYS. 61 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,388 - GARY, YOU'RE HERE TOO? 62 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:02,223 - YEAH, I WAS TESTIFYING DOWN THE HALL 63 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:04,592 ABOUT A NUTJOB WHO THINKS HE'S JESUS CHRIST. 64 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,694 - OH, WELL, IF HE'S ON LOCKDOWN, 65 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,229 HE CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE. 66 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,930 LET ME KNOW, 'CAUSE WE COULD USE IT. 67 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,265 - CAN EVERYONE JUST MAKE AN AGREEMENT 68 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,166 TO STOP SAYING THE WORD "LOCKDOWN"? 69 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,801 I'M STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE TRAPPED. 70 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:14,835 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 71 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:15,803 YOU'RE HERE ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. 72 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:17,571 - I KNOW, BUT I COULD LEAVE THE OTHER DAYS. 73 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,572 THIS IS-- 74 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:19,773 - OH, SO NOW THE PERSON 75 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,509 WHO PUTS PEOPLE IN PRISON 76 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,511 IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HE'S IN A PRISON OF HIS OWN. 77 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:24,678 AND SCENE. 78 00:02:24,712 --> 00:02:26,247 - LET'S PLAY A GAME. 79 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,648 OOH, SECRETS. 80 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,617 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY WRITE DOWN 81 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:33,621 AN INTERESTING AND TRUE FACT ABOUT THEIRSELVES 82 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:34,855 THAT NO ONE ELSE KNOWS, 83 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,391 AND THEN SOMEONE WILL TRY TO GUESS 84 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,393 WHICH CARD GOES TO WHICH PERSON, YEAH? 85 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:40,628 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS DUMB. 86 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,396 - TOM, SINCE YOU WILL PROBABLY HAVE 87 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,198 THE LEAST INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF, 88 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,433 YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO GUESS. 89 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:46,634 AND HERE WE GO. 90 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,568 TOM. - ALL RIGHT. 91 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:51,305 - YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO MATCH THESE UP. 92 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,840 - READY? AND... 93 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:54,642 GO. 94 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,676 - "I'M SO HUNGRY." 95 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,246 - I AM. I AM SO HUNGRY. 96 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,247 - ALL RIGHT, NUMBER TWO. 97 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:00,614 "I SKIED ON ACID." 98 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:01,749 DUH. 99 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:03,417 THAT IS YOU. 100 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,752 DONE THAT. 101 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,987 "I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH FOUR PEOPLE." 102 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,689 SORRY. 103 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,424 [laughs] PRETTY OBVIOUS. 104 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,426 "I PLAYED COLLEGE BASKETBALL." 105 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:13,861 OOH... - YOU ALREADY GAVE ME ONE, 106 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:14,862 AND THAT'S-- - RACIST. 107 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,364 - THANK YOU. - 30 SECONDS. 108 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,565 - AH, OKAY. 109 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,699 UH, FINE. 110 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:20,568 I GUESS IT'S GOT TO BE, HMM? 111 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:22,303 AND SO, JUDGE, YOU ARE, 112 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:24,872 "I CRY FOR 20 MINUTES EVERY MORNING." 113 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,674 THAT'S PROBABLY NOT RIGHT. HA! 114 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,709 YOUR HONOR, SORRY, I'M SURE THAT'S-- 115 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:29,710 JUST HOLD IT FOR NOW. 116 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,312 - TIME! - OKAY. 117 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,313 HOW'D I DO? LET'S SEE IT. 118 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:34,882 RAISE YOUR HANDS. 119 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:35,883 ONE? 120 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:36,950 SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU KIDDING? 121 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,520 YOU'RE ALL LYING. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY SKIED ON ACID. 122 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:40,721 - I DON'T SKI. 123 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:41,722 - THAT WAS ME. 124 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:42,723 - [gasps] - WHOA. 125 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,592 - I DON'T CONDONE SUCH BEHAVIOR, 126 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,826 BUT IT WAS THE '60s. 127 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,662 MY FRIENDS AND I GOT LOST ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN. 128 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:49,997 AND WE WERE IN TROUBLE, 129 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,665 AND THAT'S WHEN THIS GIANT CONIFER TREE LEANED OVER 130 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:52,566 AND BEGAN TO SPEAK TO US 131 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,735 TOLD US TO FOLLOW THE VALLEY DOWNHILL, 132 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,604 TURN RIGHT AT THE WEEPING BOULDER, 133 00:03:56,637 --> 00:03:59,507 AND THAT WOULD TAKE US TO THE ROAD RIGHT BY OUR SKI LODGE. 134 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:03,377 AND SO THAT DAY, I SAID THAT I WOULD HELP GUIDE OTHERS 135 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,746 THE WAY THAT CONIFER HAD GUIDED US, 136 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,948 AND HERE I AM. 137 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:10,418 - WOW. 138 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:11,619 THAT'S HEAVY, MAN. 139 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:16,390 SO I PLAYED COLLEGE BASKETBALL. 140 00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:17,425 - IS THAT RIGHT? - NO WAY! 141 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,327 - MM-HMM, MM-HMM. I EVENTUALLY HAD TO CHOOSE. 142 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,628 IT GOT IN THE WAY OF MY PARTYING. 143 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,363 SO, YOU KNOW, IT WAS A SOPHIE'S CHOICE, 144 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:23,464 BUT I FEEL LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT CALL. 145 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,598 - AND TOM, I MAKE IT A POINT 146 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,634 TO CRY FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES A DAY. 147 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,836 - ON PURPOSE? - YES, SAM MALONE. 148 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:31,038 I SET AN ALARM, AND THEN I CRY UNTIL IT BUZZES. 149 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:33,607 AND THEN I USUALLY HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 150 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:36,410 - GARY, WHICH CARD IS YOURS? 151 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:38,646 - OH, I THINK JUDY HAS MY CARD. 152 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,082 - SERIOUSLY? - WHAT? 153 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:42,983 - GARY. 154 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,653 - YOU HAVE ONLY SLEPT WITH FOUR PEOPLE? 155 00:04:45,686 --> 00:04:48,722 - YOU KNOW, I-I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN COLLEGE. 156 00:04:48,756 --> 00:04:51,492 AND I GUESS I HAD A FEW LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS. 157 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:52,493 - A FEW? 158 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,761 BUT YOU'VE ONLY-- 159 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,429 I'M THE FOURTH WOMAN THAT YOU'VE SLEPT-- 160 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:57,465 I MEAN, I AM NUMBER FOUR, RIGHT? - YEAH. 161 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,500 WHY DOES THIS FREAK YOU OUT? - BECAUSE...OKAY, 162 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:01,702 'CAUSE MY NUMBER FOUR WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL. 163 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,003 - OKAY, LOOK, I'M NOT A VIRGIN. 164 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:04,938 - YEAH, NONE OF US ARE VIRGINS. - ALL RIGHT? 165 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,508 I JUST HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR NINE YEARS. 166 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:10,344 - YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP FOR NINE YEARS? 167 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,345 WITH WHOM? 168 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,346 - UH, CECILE. 169 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,647 - CECILE. 170 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:14,648 WHO'S--WHO'S CECILE? 171 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:15,583 - I DON'T KNOW, LOOK, 172 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:17,418 WE BROKE UP, LIKE, EIGHT MONTHS AGO, SO... 173 00:05:17,451 --> 00:05:18,419 - HOLD ON A MINUTE. 174 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,620 WAIT, WAIT, YOU'RE TELLING ME 175 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,722 YOU HAD A NINE-YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH A WOMAN NAMED CECILE 176 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,923 THAT I NEVER KNEW ABOUT 177 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:25,526 UP UNTIL TWO MONTHS BEFORE WE STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER? 178 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:27,928 - I-- - I TAKE IT BACK. 179 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:28,929 THIS GAME IS FUN. 180 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:33,667 . 181 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,167 - WHO IS THIS CECILE? 182 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,670 I MEAN--I MEAN, YOU KNOW, HOW'D YOU GUYS MEET? 183 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,739 - WE MET THROUGH MUTUAL FRIENDS. 184 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,774 YOU KNOW, SHE WAS IN TOWN FOR A SUMMIT ON WORLD PEACE. 185 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:43,544 - OH, SO SHE'S ONE OF THOSE HIPPIE PROTESTER TYPES. 186 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:44,645 YOU KNOW... UGH! 187 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,680 - YEAH, YOUNG, HOPEFUL, AND STINKY? 188 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,681 [laughter] 189 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:48,682 - WELL, NO, I MEAN, 190 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:49,550 SHE'S A HUMAN RIGHTS ATTORNEY. 191 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,519 AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL WAS AWARDING HER 192 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:52,420 WITH THE GOLDEN DOVE 193 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,954 FOR HER WORK WITH CAMBODIAN REFUGEES. 194 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,889 - WOW, REALLY? - YEAH. 195 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,626 WELL, AND THEN SHE INVITED ME TO LIVE WITH HER IN LONDON 196 00:05:58,659 --> 00:05:59,993 WHILE SHE TRAINED FOR HER CHANNEL SWIM. 197 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:01,562 I DON'T KNOW. ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER. 198 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,830 NINE YEARS JUST FLEW RIGHT BY. 199 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,932 - SHE SOUNDS LIKE A LOVELY WOMAN. 200 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:07,401 - YEAH, YEAH. 201 00:06:07,435 --> 00:06:09,002 SO WHAT DID-- WHO BROKE UP WITH WHO? 202 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:10,804 - IT WAS A MUTUAL BREAKUP. 203 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,640 YOU KNOW, I WAS READY TO START MY PRACTICE HERE, 204 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,174 AND SHE WANTED TO MOVE BACK HOME TO FRANCE. 205 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,076 - WHOA, FRANCE-- SHE'S FRENCH. 206 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,478 - YEAH. - OH. 207 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,079 [imitates French accent] FUH-FUH-FUH-FUH. 208 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:19,880 [laughs] 209 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:22,049 THIS LADY SOUNDS PERFECT, RIGHT? 210 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,651 I MEAN, WHAT IS SHE, GEORGE CLOONEY'S... 211 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,619 both: WIFE? [laughter] 212 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,520 - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 213 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,121 SHE ACTUALLY DATED GEORGE FOR A WHILE. 214 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:30,157 IT'S CRAZY I USED TO BE SO JEALOUS ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? 215 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,124 [laughs] 216 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,760 - NO, THAT'S CRAZY. 217 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:33,761 SO--SO IT WAS THE GEOGRAPHY? 218 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:35,663 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT-- THAT'S WHAT DID YOU IN? 219 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,698 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT AND THE FACT 220 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,199 SHE REALIZED SHE WAS DATING GARY. 221 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,734 [laughter] 222 00:06:40,768 --> 00:06:42,536 NO OFFENSE, GARY. - YEAH. 223 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:43,637 - BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE 224 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,838 DATING SOMEONE LIKE REBECCA HERE. 225 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,006 - [laughs] 226 00:06:46,039 --> 00:06:47,641 YEAH. WHAT? 227 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:48,776 - SORRY, FRIENDS. 228 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:51,645 THE GUNMAN HAS STOPPED RESPONDING TO THE NEGOTIATOR. 229 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,647 SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN LOCKDOWN A WHILE LONGER. 230 00:06:53,681 --> 00:06:55,949 - [sighs] - GUYS, LET ME HANDLE THIS. 231 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,818 OFFICER TO OFFICER. - YEAH. 232 00:06:57,851 --> 00:06:59,820 - OKAY, CAN WE SPEED THIS LOCKDOWN UP? 233 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,456 WE GOT TO GET TO THE KINGS GAME, OKAY? 234 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,692 IF YOU CAN JUST TAKE CARE OF THAT FOR ME. 235 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:05,959 - THAT'S A DOLLAR. 236 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,729 VALETS GET TIPPED MORE THAN THAT. 237 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,863 SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS. 238 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,599 - OH, IS THERE ANY GOOD NEWS? 239 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,501 - THEY'RE MAKING TOY STORY 4. 240 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,502 - OH, THAT'S FUNNY. 241 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,504 FUNNY, FUNNY COP. 242 00:07:16,537 --> 00:07:18,639 - THE DOLLAR THING DIDN'T WORK. UM... 243 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:19,740 I'M GETTING SHAKY. 244 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,008 I NEED TO EAT SOMETHING. - OKAY, OKAY. 245 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,643 HEY, HEY, YOU JUST KEEP IT TOGETHER. 246 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,977 WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE BREAK ROOM, ALL RIGHT, 247 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:25,613 AND GET YOU SOME FOOD, ALL RIGHT? 248 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,547 - OOH! - WE'RE GONNA LOOK FOR FOOD. 249 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,015 NO, NO, NO, THOSE ARE JUST CANDY WRAPPERS. 250 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,049 - DOESN'T EVEN TAKE DOLLARS. 251 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:36,890 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 252 00:07:36,924 --> 00:07:38,692 - I'M LOSING MY MIND. 253 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,127 THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAN PRISON. 254 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,062 AT LEAST IN PRISON, YOU GET 30 MINUTES IN THE YARD. 255 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,698 - YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HERE, RIGHT? 256 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:45,833 YOU CAN LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT. 257 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,735 - UH, HI, JUDY. 258 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:48,702 WELCOME TO WHAT'S HAPPENING. 259 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,804 WE ARE ON LOCKDOWN. 260 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,706 - BUT YOU ARE AN OFFICER OF THE COURT, 261 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:54,742 WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE A BADGE. 262 00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:55,743 - SO? 263 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:56,644 - SO USE IT. 264 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:58,579 JUST GO OUT THERE AND FLASH YOUR BADGE 265 00:07:58,612 --> 00:07:59,913 AND WALK RIGHT PAST THOSE COPS. 266 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:00,948 EASY BREEZY. 267 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,716 - YEAH! YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 268 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:04,184 I'M NOT A CRIMINAL. - MM-MM. 269 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:05,986 - I AM THE LAW. 270 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:07,588 AND I AM GOING FOR IT. 271 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:10,691 [aggressive rock music] 272 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,625 - SIR, WE'RE UNDER LOCKDOWN. 273 00:08:11,659 --> 00:08:13,994 - OH, IT'S OKAY, OFFICER. I HAVE A BADGE. 274 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,829 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE. - WHAT? 275 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:16,830 NO, IT'S THIS BADGE. 276 00:08:16,864 --> 00:08:18,532 - NO, SIR--SIR! - OH! 277 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:20,601 - STOP RIGHT THERE-- - [grunts] 278 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,071 - POOR TOM. HE SEEMS TO BE LOSING HIS MIND. 279 00:08:24,104 --> 00:08:25,973 - I KNOW. IT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT? 280 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,208 - IT IS, ACTUALLY. 281 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:29,910 - THERE'S GOT BE MORE 282 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,112 TO THAT STORY ABOUT GARY'S BREAKUP WITH CECILE. 283 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,714 - FOR A SUPERHERO? 284 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,549 - THE ONLY RELATIONSHIPS THAT END MUTUALLY 285 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,619 ARE THE ONES WHERE BOTH PEOPLE DIE IN THE SAME ACCIDENT, OKAY? 286 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,687 - SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 287 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,655 - I'M SAYING I THINK THAT CECILE BROKE HIS HEART 288 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:43,824 AND THAT GARY IS STILL IN LOVE WITH HER. 289 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:44,892 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 290 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,960 - LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, I ACKNOWLEDGE THE SITUATION 291 00:08:46,994 --> 00:08:48,195 THAT YOU'RE IN, OKAY, 292 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,731 AND YOUR EMOTIONAL DISTRESS REGARDING IT. 293 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,833 THAT SAID, I CANNOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING 294 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,902 BEYOND THE SWEET HARVEST IN THAT BREAK ROOM. 295 00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:56,169 - OKAY. 296 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:59,773 [distant police radio chatter] 297 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,676 - OH, MY GOD. 298 00:09:02,710 --> 00:09:03,844 - LOOTERS. 299 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,150 - NOTHING? 300 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,251 NOTHING? 301 00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:22,863 I SAW THIS GOING A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS. 302 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,666 PLANE CRASH. 303 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:29,803 TAKING A BULLET FOR YOU, YOU KNOW? 304 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:34,074 QUICKSAND, YOU KNOW, PART OF A LARGER NARRATIVE. 305 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,844 NOT LIKE THIS! 306 00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:39,780 - SOY SAUCE? 307 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,991 - AWW. - OH, MY GOSH. 308 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,626 REBECCA, YOU GOT TO SEE THIS. 309 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,294 - SEE, THEY THINK IT'S A PILE OF GARBAGE, 310 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,395 BUT THEN IT MOVES, 311 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,964 AND THEY REALIZE IT'S A LITTLE POOCH. 312 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:58,265 AND NOW THEY'RE GIVING IT A BATH, 313 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,700 AND AT FIRST HE'S SCARED, 314 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,168 BUT THEN HE REALIZES THEY'RE HERE TO HELP, 315 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,303 AND HE'S SMILING. DO YOU SEE THAT? 316 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,372 - WHAT? GARBAGE DOG GETS A BATH. 317 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,941 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? - I KNOW CECILE USED TO 318 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,643 ALWAYS BAWL AT ANIMAL RESCUES. - HMM. 319 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,211 - THAT AND WHEN SHE GOT A POLITICAL PRISONER 320 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,145 OUT OF JAIL 321 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,147 AND HOLDING STARVING CHILDREN, OF COURSE. 322 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,783 - OF COURSE. TEDWARD. 323 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,685 - OH, DO YOU GUYS WANNA SEE THIS VIDEO 324 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,920 OF A BABY GIRAFFE BEING BORN? 325 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,755 - WAS IT REALLY NECESSARY 326 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,356 TO COME ALL THE WAY BACK TO YOUR CHAMBERS? 327 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:26,694 I AM WAY TOO WEAK TO BE BURNING CALORIES ALL WILLY-NILLY. 328 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,695 - SHH! COME ON. 329 00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,862 I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU. 330 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:29,697 - IS IT BRA FOOD? 331 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:31,832 PLEASE TELL ME THAT IT IS BRA FOOD. 332 00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,833 - THERE'S NO BRA FOOD, TEDWARD. 333 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,868 YOU ARE LOSING IT. - OH, DO NOT GIVE ME THAT. 334 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,036 YOU'RE ALWAYS DROPPING STUFF DOWN THERE. 335 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,805 REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WENT TO THE MOVIES, 336 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,139 AND THEN AFTERWARDS, 337 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,809 YOU FOUND THREE SOUR PATCH KIDS AND TWO RAISINETS. 338 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,077 - OKAY, JUST-- THERE'S NOTHING. 339 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,278 OH, WELL, THERE'S A BOTTLE CAP. 340 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,715 - BOTTLE CAP. 341 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,016 WHAT? - IT'S A DIME AND A-- 342 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,951 - COME ON, JUST LIFT IT UP! - ALL RIGHT, FINE! 343 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,853 JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. [objects clattering] 344 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:53,987 HERE. - OH! 345 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,423 OH! - OH, MY GOD, IT'S AN ALTOID. 346 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:57,958 - [sighs] 347 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,092 - SAVOR IT. 348 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,961 - THAT IS NOT-- THAT IS NOT AN ALTOID. 349 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,295 - OH, MAN, THAT'S MY CALCIUM PILL. 350 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,297 YOU CAN STILL EAT IT. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES. 351 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,833 LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 352 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,834 WHAT? 353 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,736 - OH, YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT 354 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,669 ON THE CHOCOLATE CELL PHONE. 355 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,471 - NO, FOOL, IT'S NOT A CHOCOLATE PHONE. 356 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:12,572 IT'S GARY'S. 357 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,775 I SNAGGED IT AFTER YOU GUYS WERE FINISHED LOOKING AT 358 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:16,844 THAT PUPPY VIDEO WHICH WAS SO SAD AND MOVING. 359 00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,345 - WHY DO YOU HAVE GARY'S CELL PHONE? 360 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,881 - BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT 361 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,851 IF GARY IS IN LOVE WITH CECILE STILL. 362 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:24,952 I'M GONNA CALL HER. 363 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,787 I'M GONNA PRETEND TO BE DR. GARY BOYD, 364 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,121 AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE CHAT 365 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,456 ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP, 366 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,358 FIND OUT WHAT THAT PERFECT HUMANITARIAN, 367 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,293 MULTILINGUAL CHEESE-EATER HAS TO SAY. 368 00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:37,998 . 369 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:38,531 - OKAY. OH, HERE IT IS. 370 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,969 WAIT, THERE'S THREE CECILE'S IN HIS CONTACTS. 371 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,436 - YEAH, WHO KNOWS THREE CECILES? 372 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,272 NONE OF THEM HAVE LAST NAMES. 373 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:46,106 THEY'RE ALL LOCAL NUMBERS. 374 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,875 WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CALL 'EM ALL 375 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,076 UNTIL WE FIND HER. 376 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:52,479 - OKAY, HERE'S WHY YOUR PLAN IS STUPID. 377 00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:55,415 NEITHER ONE OF US SOUND LIKE GARY. 378 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,817 - OH, COME ON. 379 00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,285 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE 380 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,953 SOME SUPER OFFENSIVE WHITE GUY IMPRESSION 381 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,188 THAT YOU DON'T ROLL OUT 382 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,190 WHEN ALL YOUR "CAUCASIANS" AREN'T AROUND? 383 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,292 - I'LL MAKE THE FIRST CALL. - MM-HMM. 384 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,160 [line rings] 385 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,762 - GOOD EVENING, CECILE. 386 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,830 - DO YOU THINK - YEAH? 387 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,264 - THAT'S HOW WE SOUND? - YEAH. 388 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:14,201 IT'S GARY BOYD. - DR. BOYD, I'M GLAD YOU CALLED! 389 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,302 - [whispering] WRONG CECILE. 390 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,804 - I'VE BEEN FEELING SO DEPRESSED-- 391 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:18,171 - YEAH, I'M--I'M GLAD I CALLED TOO. 392 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,372 IT'S ALMOST LIKE I SENSED 393 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,308 THAT YOU AND JIM WERE HAVING PROBLEMS. 394 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,810 - [whispering] BAIL, BAIL. 395 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,477 - I CAN'T--THEY'RE HAVING MARRIAGE PROBLEMS. 396 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:27,180 HAVE YOU TOLD JIM THIS IS HOW HE MAKES YOU FEEL? 397 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,082 - HANG UP! - [woman indistinct] 398 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,283 - UH, DON'T GO TO BED MAD. 399 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,986 - I'M DOING THE NEXT ONE. 400 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,289 - BONJOUR, SO SORRY TO HAVE MISSED YOUR CALL. 401 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,791 - YEAH, IT'S HER. IT'S VOICEMAIL. 402 00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,527 - BUT I AM IN SERBIA HELPING PRIME MINISTER VUCIC 403 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,529 DEAL WITH THE DROPPING VALUE OF THE DINAR. 404 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,964 - WOW. 405 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,365 - I'LL CALL YOU BACK ONCE WE SECURE FUNDING 406 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:48,068 FROM THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND. 407 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,202 AU REVOIR. [beep] 408 00:12:49,236 --> 00:12:51,304 - UH, HEY, CECILE. 409 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,505 [lowers voice] IT'S, UH... 410 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,506 GARY. 411 00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:57,010 JUST HAVING A BAGUETTE, 412 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,979 THINKING ABOUT YOU, 413 00:12:59,012 --> 00:12:59,980 MISSING YOU, 414 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,081 AU REVOIR. 415 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,082 - HEY. 416 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,284 NOW, THAT WAS TERRIBLE. 417 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:08,088 - I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T GIVE MY TOOTHBRUSH TO GARY 418 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,323 IF HE'S STILL IN LOVE WITH HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND. 419 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,158 AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM? 420 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,326 I MEAN, CECILE, I MEAN, SHE'S--GOD. 421 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,595 I MEAN, SHE'S A LADY, YOU KNOW? 422 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,331 PROBABLY DESCENDED FROM ROYALTY OR SOMETHING, 423 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,567 AND MY ANCESTORS ARE ALL BOOKIES OUT OF PHOENIX. 424 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,036 - HEY, YOU HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH, OKAY? 425 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,338 'CAUSE IN PHOENIX, THE BOOKIES ARE ROYALTY. 426 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,177 - TOM. YOU KNOW, JUDY AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT 427 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,979 THE TIME WE HAD A RACCOON IN THE VENTS, 428 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,581 AND WE WERE WONDERING, HOW DID THAT RACCOON GET IN THERE? 429 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,384 AND IT OCCURRED TO US IT MUST HAVE COME FROM THE OUTSIDE. 430 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,319 - IF THIS STORY ENDS WITH THE RACCOON 431 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,154 LEADING YOU OUT OF THE FOREST, I'VE HEARD IT. 432 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,155 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 433 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,523 - THE POINT IS, THE VENTS LEAD 434 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,492 TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING. 435 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,395 - SO IF YOU REALLY WANT TO LEAVE, 436 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:51,932 - THERE'S YOUR EXIT. 437 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,500 THAT'S BRILLIANT. 438 00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:59,006 [distant police radio chatter] 439 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,173 [laughs] 440 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:03,076 I AM HEADING OUT TO FREEDOM! 441 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:04,077 [grunts] 442 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,146 [Judge Hernandez chuckling] 443 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,480 I WILL REMEMBER YOU. 444 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,618 - [sighs] THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. 445 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,620 - I KNOW, RIGHT? 446 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,588 - I WONDER WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THAT RACCOON? 447 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,990 - HE FOUND A NICE HOME, 448 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,592 AND HE DOESN'T MIND PUTTING ON BABY CLOTHES. 449 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,593 - HMM. 450 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,429 [shuffling sounds] 451 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:23,430 [wood creaking] 452 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:24,932 - [screams] 453 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,466 - [laughs] 454 00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:30,237 [Tom groaning] 455 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,439 - YOU ALL RIGHT, TOM? - MOMMY. 456 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,477 - YOU GUYS, I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT. 457 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:40,313 JUST TELL THE STORY OF WHAT I DID HERE. 458 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,382 ROSEBUD. 459 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,917 - HOLD ON, TEDWARD. 460 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:47,120 DON'T YOU HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE KIT UNDERNEATH YOUR DESK 461 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,455 WITH A BUNCH OF GRANOLA BARS IN IT? 462 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,426 - [laughs] 463 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:56,663 - GARY, I FOUND YOUR PHONE IN MY OFFICE. 464 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,098 - HEY. 465 00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,332 - YOU WEREN'T SNOOPING BY ANY CHANCE, WERE YOU? 466 00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:00,533 - NO, THAT'S WEIRD. 467 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,369 I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOT IN THERE. 468 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,337 - GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT, 469 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,273 WHATEVER THAT'S WORTH. 470 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,374 - NO. 471 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,708 SOMEBODY'S BEEN IN MY EARTHQUAKE KIT, 472 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,143 TOOK FOUR GRANOLA BARS. 473 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,578 THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. 474 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,313 - WHAT? 475 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:14,948 TEDWARD, WHY DO YOU HAVE CIGARETTES 476 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:15,949 IN YOUR EARTHQUAKE KIT? 477 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,517 - CURRENCY FOR THE APOCALYPSE. 478 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,419 - HEY, MAN, ARE YOU SURE THEY WERE IN THERE? 479 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,221 - OH, YEAH. 480 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,156 YEAH, I'M SURE THEY WERE IN THERE. 481 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,257 - WHAT'S WRONG? 482 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,159 - SOMEONE'S BEEN IN MY EARTHQUAKE KIT, 483 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,194 TOOK SOME GRANOLA BARS. 484 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:29,329 WHO WAS IT, HMM? 485 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,330 WAS IT YOU? 486 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,299 [dramatic music] 487 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,300 WAS IT YOU? 488 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,301 [dramatic music] 489 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,302 WAS IT YOU, BARLOW? 490 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,303 - DON'T BE SILLY. 491 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,537 I DON'T EVEN LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. 492 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:38,371 - HA HA! 493 00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,673 I NEVER SAID WHAT FLAVOR THEY WERE, 494 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,977 BUT THEY WERE, IN FACT, PEANUT BUTTER-- 495 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:47,314 SOMETHING ONLY THE THIEF AND I WOULD KNOW. 496 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:50,017 - IT WAS JUST A GUESS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE PEANUT BUTTER. 497 00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,384 - WRONG AGAIN! 498 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:52,485 - OOH! - I ONLY STARTED EATING 499 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:56,223 PEANUT BUTTER AGAIN RECENTLY AFTER A LONG COLD SPELL. 500 00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:57,224 [laughs] 501 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,158 - OH, GOD, WHATEVER. 502 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,093 I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR STUPID GRANOLA BARS. 503 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,062 - JUST ADMIT IT, TOM. 504 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,363 - IT WASN'T ME. 505 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,065 - GUYS, GUYS, TAKE IT EASY, OKAY? 506 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,034 - I KNOW YOU'RE LYING. 507 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,335 IF ONLY I COULD PROVE IT. 508 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,237 - WAIT A MINUTE. 509 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,239 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 510 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,641 YEAH, WE'LL GET THE POLYGRAPH MACHINE 511 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,209 FROM THE PROBATION OFFICE. 512 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,146 THEN WE'LL FIND OUT WHO'S BEEN KEEPING SECRETS 513 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,547 AND HIDING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS. 514 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:24,051 - YES, FEELINGS ABOUT THE STOLEN GRANOLA BARS. 515 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,618 HMM. - YEAH, SURE, THAT TOO. 516 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:31,158 . 517 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:32,092 - TOM GOES FIRST SINCE HE'S THE PRIME SUSPECT. 518 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,761 - OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA SAY RIGHT NOW, 519 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:36,329 I THINK GARY IS-- LOOKS PRETTY GUILTY. 520 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,731 OKAY SO DO TOM AND THEN GARY. 521 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,799 - ALL RIGHT. [clears throat] 522 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,700 TOM, LET'S BEGIN. 523 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:43,303 FIRST I NEED TO ESTABLISH A BASELINE. 524 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,538 IS YOUR NAME TOM BARLOW? 525 00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,507 - YES. 526 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:52,079 - DO YOU OWN A BLACK NISSAN ALTIMA? 527 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,080 - YES-- [beep] 528 00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:54,714 I MEAN, NO. I MEAN-- 529 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,417 TECHNICALLY, THEY ARE BOTH UNDER TIPPY'S NAME, 530 00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,187 BUT WE AGREED THAT IT'S MINE TO DRIVE DURING THE WEEK. 531 00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:04,524 - DID YOU TAKE THE GRANOLA BARS FROM MY EARTHQUAKE KIT? 532 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:06,693 - NO, I DID NOT. 533 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,694 [beep] - BIG SPIKE! 534 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,262 TOM, YOU'RE LYING. 535 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,263 - OKAY. 536 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,698 TEDWARD, YES, ALL RIGHT? 537 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,633 I BROKE IN THERE A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO, 538 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:14,501 BUT I NEEDED A SNACK, 539 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,836 AND TIPPY DID NOT PACK MY BANANA CHIPS. 540 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,771 - TOM, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY IN THE DOG HOUSE 541 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,939 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 542 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,675 - THIS WOULD MAKE A TERRIBLE EPISODE OF LAW & ORDER. 543 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,843 - OKAY, BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW, 544 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,445 WHEN I OPENED IT, 545 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,280 THERE WAS ONLY ONE GRANOLA BAR INSIDE. 546 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:28,715 I DID NOT TOUCH THE OTHER THREE. 547 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:29,549 - HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 548 00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,251 - OKAY, SO WHO TOOK THE OTHERS, HUH? 549 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,186 - WELL, I THINK WE ALL UNDERSTAND IT'S GARY. 550 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,287 COME ON, GARY, YOU'RE NEXT. 551 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:35,288 - WHAT? COME ON. 552 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,389 - NO, WAIT--NO, I-- 553 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:40,493 BECAUSE I WAS TOLD ABOUT THE EARTHQUAKE KIT BY JUDY. 554 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:43,330 [dramatic music] 555 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,764 - LET'S DO THIS. 556 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:46,799 "LET'S DO THIS." 557 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:49,769 [dramatic music] 558 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,105 - FIRST I NEED TO ESTABLISH A BASELINE. 559 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,673 - DON'T BOTHER; I'M TOO TIRED TO FIGHT. 560 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,176 I TOOK TWO GRANOLA BARS OUT OF YOUR EARTHQUAKE KIT 561 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:58,411 THIS MORNING BEFORE THE LOCKDOWN EVEN STARTED. 562 00:17:58,445 --> 00:17:59,746 - JUDY. - I'M SORRY. 563 00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:01,548 I HAD A CRAVING. 564 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,482 AND WHILE I'M ON HERE, 565 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,617 REBECCA, I GO INTO YOUR OFFICE AFTER WORK 566 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:05,618 AND TRY ON YOUR ROBES. 567 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,619 AND TEDWARD, 568 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,787 I TRIED ON YOUR PANTS ONCE. 569 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,788 - WHY? - [beep] TWICE. 570 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:09,789 - WHAT? - [beep] A WEEK. 571 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,358 - HUH? DAMN! - FOR A YEAR. 572 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,559 - SHE'S TELLING THE TRUTH. 573 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,628 WELL, THAT STILL LEAVES ONE GRANOLA BAR UNACCOUNTED FOR, 574 00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,629 AND, GARY... [laughs] 575 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:19,632 YOUR BREATH DID SMELL LIKE OATS THIS MORNING, 576 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:20,500 SO, YOU KNOW, COME ON UP. 577 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:23,470 - IS YOUR NAME DR. GARY BOYD? - YES. 578 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,805 - ARE YOU REALLY A DOCTOR? - YES. 579 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,240 - LIKE YOU WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL? 580 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:28,675 - YEAH. 581 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,543 - LIKE YOU PASSED THE BOARDS AND ALL THAT KIND OF STUFF? 582 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:31,878 - TEDWARD, IS THIS PART OF THE BASELINE? 583 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,413 - HEY, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD MY DOUBTS. 584 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,481 LET'S GET INTO IT. 585 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,716 DID YOU TAKE A GRANOLA BAR FROM MY EARTHQUAKE KIT? 586 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,585 - NO, I DID NOT. - HE'S CLEAR. 587 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:39,919 - ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH CECILE? - WHAT? 588 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,688 - DOES SHE HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL? 589 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,456 THAT'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN WONDERING. 590 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,424 - OF AN ANGEL? I DON'T KNOW. 591 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,925 I MEAN, SHE TOURED WITH THE BLACK EYED PEAS, 592 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,327 BUT, LIKE, BRIEFLY. - WHAT? 593 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,428 HOW IS THIS JUST COMING OUT NOW? 594 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,729 - ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH CECILE? 595 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:51,664 - WAIT, IS THAT WHAT'S BEEN BOTHERING YOU? 596 00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,800 WHAT, YOU THINK I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR CECILE? 597 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,502 - I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE, YOU KNOW? 598 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,537 I MEAN, YOU GUYS HAD A PRETTY FAST BREAKUP 599 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,805 FOR HAVING SUCH A LONG RELATIONSHIP, 600 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,207 AND SHE'S SO PERFECT, 601 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,774 AND MAYBE YOU'RE HIDING SOMETHING, YOU KNOW? 602 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,876 SHE'S GOT THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE WITH HER? 603 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,612 - REBECCA, I COULDN'T POSSIBLY 604 00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,679 STILL BE IN LOVE WITH HER, BECAUSE-- 605 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,816 WELL, YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS, BUT... 606 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,817 I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 607 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,655 REBECCA. 608 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,690 I LOVE YOU. 609 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,726 - HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH, JUDGE. 610 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:20,893 - GARY. 611 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,530 I LOVE YOU TOO. 612 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,797 - YEAH? 613 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,266 - YEAH, I DO. 614 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,835 I--I LOVE YOU, GARY. 615 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,639 OH, LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU. 616 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,673 JUST A MINUTE. 617 00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,542 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? 618 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,511 - HERE. 619 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,280 IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH FOR YOU TO KEEP AT MY PLACE. 620 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,782 - HEY, THAT-- THAT IS A BIG STEP! 621 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:44,384 - I KNOW. - YEAH. 622 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,718 - GREAT NEWS, FRIENDS. 623 00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,587 WE HAVE RESOLVED THE SITUATION OUTSIDE. 624 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,688 THE AREA IS CLEARED, 625 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,989 AND YOU ARE ALL FREE TO GO. 626 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:50,990 - YES! 627 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,725 - WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE GUNMAN? 628 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,327 - THAT DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO GREAT. 629 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,828 BANK'S PROBABLY GONNA BE CLOSED FOR A WHILE. 630 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,597 I RECOMMEND THE BRANCH OVER ON MAGNOLIA 631 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698 UNTIL THEY GET THE BLOOD OUT. 632 00:19:58,731 --> 00:19:59,499 GO KINGS! 633 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,467 - IF WE GET ON THAT BUS RIGHT NOW, 634 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,735 WE WILL BE IN OUR SEATS WHEN THE PUCK DROPS. 635 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,737 - YES! - LET'S DO THIS, PEOPLE! 636 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,806 - NO, NO, NO. NOBODY'S GOING ANYWHERE 637 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,975 TILL WE FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LAST GRANOLA BAR. 638 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,977 OH, THERE IT IS. THAT'S FUNNY. 639 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:12,579 IT WAS IN MY HOLSTER THE WHOLE TIME. 640 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,780 - TEDWARD... - COME ON. 641 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,582 - I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GUN. 642 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,818 [crowd noise, stadium music] 643 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,554 THIRD TRIP AND NO END IN SIGHT. 644 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:23,790 THAT CABBAGE BREAKFAST IS THE BEST IDEA I'VE HAD. 645 00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:24,957 THANKS FOR ALL THIS, JUDGE. 646 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:25,958 - CHEERS. 647 00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,460 YOU CAN REALLY THANK ME, TEDWARD, 648 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,695 BY TRYING VERY HARD TO FIND YOUR GUN. 649 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,263 - MM. IT'S SOMEWHERE. 650 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,264 YEAH. 651 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,432 - YOU KNOW WHAT, TOM? 652 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,433 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 653 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,269 YOU HANDLED THAT LOCKDOWN TODAY LIKE A REAL MAN. 654 00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:37,470 - THANK YOU. 655 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:40,640 - COME ON, THAT'S HIGH STICKING! - COME ON. 656 00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:43,042 - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? [crowd noise in background] 657 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,512 SKATE FASTER TO GET TO THE [bleep] PLAY, 658 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,879 YOU [bleep] IDIOT. 659 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,681 [bleep]. 660 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:49,882 - YEAH, THAT'S MY SPECIAL LADY. 661 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,752 [phone plays Alouette] 662 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:53,753 THAT'S WEIRD. 663 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,722 CECILE'S CALLING ME. 664 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,424 BONJOUR. 665 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,725 WHAT? 666 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,460 NO, I DIDN'T CALL YOU. 667 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,295 YEAH, PRETTY SURE. 668 00:21:02,329 --> 00:21:03,296 I SAID WHAT? 669 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,297 NO, NO, I-- 670 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,732 - AU REVOIR. 671 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,701 [crowd noise in background] 672 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,971 - I TAKE IT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HAVE HER NUMBER. 673 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,706 - GARY. 674 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,941 [both laugh] 675 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,744 [crowd cheering]