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(BIRD CROWING)
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(CAT MEOWING,
MOUSE SQUEAKING)
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(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING,
LION ROARING)
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¶ Go! ¶
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(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
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¶ T-E-E-N
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¶ T-I-T-A-N-S
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¶ Teen Titans, let's go
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¶ Teen Titans, go ¶
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[growling]
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[Robin] All right, Titans,
this is it.
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Our entry to the big leagues.
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Let's not forget, this one
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put the Man of Steel
in the ground.
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Yeah, but the Man of Steel
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didn't have literal
steel saws for hands.
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Woo!
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Yeah, and he couldn't spit
no poison neither!
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[spitting, coughing]
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Yeah, and he
can't get super tiny
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and fly up
somebody's nose.
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Ow! Ow! Ooh, why!
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-[Bumblebee buzzes]
-Yes. And he is not
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the alien who absorbs
the solar power and flies
at the supersonic speeds.
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-[all] No, actually...
-I'm pretty sure
he does that.
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[Beast Boy] Mmm-hmm.
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[growling]
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The point is,
this fight is one
for the history books.
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This is the one
we're going to tell
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our grandchildren about.
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[Robin] What the--
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-[all gasp]
-[Starfire] Who is that man?
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[beast boy] That was awesome!
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-[Cyborg] Oh, my goodness!
This is happening.
-[all indistinct talking]
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[growling]
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[metal clanking]
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Corn, anybody?
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I'm gonna make some more corn.
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No, thanks, Cyborg.
I'm good.
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[Bumblebee] I'm gonna go back
to the tower and pee.
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And I did,
my sweet grandchildren.
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I went back to the tower
and I peed.
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Wow!
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Yes, that was back in the day
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before they had
pee transporters.
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We do tend to take these things
for granted these days.
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-[device beeps]
-[pees and flushing]
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What happened next, Grandma?
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Well, it took Hawkman
four days straight
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to win that fight.
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Afterwards, I got these fun
selfies with Hawkman.
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And Hawkman signed
Cyborg's butt,
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which he then had
laser engraved.
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[Cyborg giggles]
That tickles.
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And that's the story
of how I met Hawkman,
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right before
the great disaster.
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Sweet dreams, babies.
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Wait, grandmother,
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tell us the story
of the great disaster.
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Oh, I don't know.
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It's past your bedtime.
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Please, grandma!
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Yes, tell us the story,
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or I will subjugate
the ninth dimension.
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All right, no more dimensional
subjugation, Jeremy.
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You'll kick the covers
off again.
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It turned out that not all
of us thought
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our encounter
with Hawkman was super dope.
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Ooh, let me see, let me see.
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Dude, who knews
he was so cool!
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He's ripped, too.
Did you see that harness?
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[roars playfully]
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Am I the right?
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Ooh, tell me, please,
who's the real villain?
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The alien monster
that wants to destroy
all life in the universe?
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Or, the so-called hero,
who treats us like children,
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all the while taking our glory,
and the food from our mouths.
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Nah, I still got mine.
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Yes, me the too.
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Yes, me three.
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But the point is,
this is Titan's turf.
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It's time for
the young generation
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to chew its way free
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from the useless
withered husk of the old.
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[all gasp]
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-We can take care of ourselves.
-[plate shatters]
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[gulps, sighs]
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We are not children.
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We're Hawks!
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No, no. We're teens.
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[cries] And we
won't be treated
like babies anymore.
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I'm gonna give this Hawk guy
a piece of my mind.
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[whirring]
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Were you able to find
the Hawkman, grandmother?
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We became separated.
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And Robin was the one
who found Hawkman first.
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[heroic music playing]
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[Robin] Ah-ha! A nest!
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[dating show on TV]
Uh, this decision has been
really hard,
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but I'm gonna choose Tina
as my secret valentine.
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[gasps]
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I'm not going to be treated
like a kid anymore,
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I'm a teen,
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and I know
where I'm going. [yelps]
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[grunts]
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[groans]
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[groaning]
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[female contestant on TV]
I'd say, my ideal date
would be Medjool.
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[stomach rumbling]
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[yelps]
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[gasps]
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[Robin mumbling]
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[baby bird groans]
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[gasps]
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[clucking]
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[weak groaning]
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[groaning]
Where...where am I?
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Who am I?
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[clucking]
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[groans] You say
my name is...
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[clucks]
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And you're...[gasps]
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You're my Mom!
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[clucking]
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[cooing]
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[cock crowing]
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[yells]
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-[tires screech]
-[glass shatters]
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[cooing]
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[chirping]
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[retching]
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[clucking]
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[bird chirping]
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[yelling]
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Where were the rest
of the Titans, grandma?
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Well, honeybee,
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it turns out
looking for hawk people
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is hungry work.
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So the rest of us
had stopped off
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to get some cheesesteaks.
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Ew!
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How unpleasant.
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I know it's hard
to imagine a time
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when you had to chew
food with your mouth.
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But, these were the days
before Utopia crackers.
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Which reminds me,
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it's time to infuse
your Utopia crackers.
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Thank you, grandmother.
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Yes, I can feel the nutrients
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disseminating into
my bloodstream.
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Well, back in my day,
you had to taste your food.
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[Bumblebee] And we had found
the tastiest cheesesteaks
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in all of Jump City.
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But, I was still troubled.
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Do you guys really think
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that Hawkman's trying
to keep us down?
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Like some sort of villain?
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No way!
Hawkman's an awesome hero
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whose daddy was a hawk
and whose mamma was a man.
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Oh, yeah? I heard he was
an ancient Egyptian prince
back from the dead.
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He is the Thanagarian.
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Gesundheit.
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Hawkman's just like
this vegan cheesesteak.
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[chomping]
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He shouldn't even exist,
but he does and he's perfect.
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[satisfied groan]
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Wow! Would have been cool
to have a perfect friend.
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Well, we probably
won't be friends
with Hawkman after today.
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But I can hook you up
with this cheesesteak.
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Really? Oh, yeah!
Do it, do it, do it!
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Hey, y'all. I'm alive now,
in case you was wondering.
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Happy birthday
vegan cheesesteak.
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Gosh, I'm so excited.
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I'm leaking cheese
out of my mouth.
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[blowing raspberry]
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Raven, isn't your magic evil?
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Yeah. But the sandwiches here
are so good.
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It's all gonna even out.
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Come on, little sandwich,
let's jet.
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Well, I'd like to,
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but I ain't got
none of them leggily bits.
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That's all right, man.
I got you.
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-[Cyborg] Nanobots.
-[Nanobots squeals]
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I'm living the dream.
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[all chuckling]
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[all laughing]
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Hey, isn't that Robin
and Hawkman?
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[all] Robin!
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Mother, stop the stroller.
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[Hawkman cooing]
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Robin, what is the going on?
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Why do you keep saying Robin?
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[clucking]
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Is one of you being robbed?
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No, Robin.
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Oh, now no one's robbing
anyone. [cooing]
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Well, you're Robin.
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Oh, so you would dare
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to accuse an officer
of the peace
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and an heir to the throne
of Thanagar
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of petty theft. [croaking]
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Robin, what is the wrong
with you?
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If one more of you
says Robin,
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I'll tell my Mommy to come
over and beat you up.
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[clucking in anger]
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He's got you mind-controlled,
man. You gotta fight it.
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[yells]
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Hawkman is a villain.
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But grandma, Robin wasn't
being mind-controlled,
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he just had a bump
on the noodle.
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Oh, I know.
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But the great disaster had
already begun.
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And after what happened next,
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Robin could never consider us
part of a super hero
team again.
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[screams]
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[Cyborg screaming]
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Robin! No!
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[yelling]
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Oh, my goodness!
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[all] Robin!
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[gasps]
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[crying]
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Oh, vegan cheesesteak,
you truly are a super food.
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You can't die.
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It's all right, papa,
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y'all showed me
that cybernetic or vegan,
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white or wheat,
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we all are one.
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[groans]
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No, I mean, literally,
you can't die because
of the nanobots.
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Golly, gosh. That's real neat.
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You're the perfect sandwich.
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And you can self-replicate!
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[both] Jiminy!
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-[Robin mumbling]
-Robin.
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Starfire, I remember
everything now.
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And I guess
there are some good things
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about being treated
like a kid.
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[all] Aww!
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You know, after all this,
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I don't think I can think
of you guys as superheroes
again.
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[all] What?
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What I do think is that
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you guys don't have to pay
top dollar for a new mattress.
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[all] Um...
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Turns out Robin
had a serious concussion
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and ended up
in the hospital.
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But what he meant to say was
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that he thought of all of us
as a family.
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And that's how
we thought of ourselves
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from that moment
forward.
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That's the story of
the greatest disaster
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the world has ever known.
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-[button beeps]
-Thank you,
for the story, grandma.
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Yes, I found it soothing.
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Goodnight, sweeties.
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[all] Hey, y'all!
Hey, Bumblebee. Hey, Bumblebee.
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Bumblebee. Bumblebee.